#Kurt dramatic asf

[cannibalindsm]

Kurt being the LEAST theatre kid-like out of the three speaks VOLUMES

These are the exact same character.

[pangborns]

THAT MUST BE SO CONFUSING FOR A LITTLE GIRL.

unrequited!ziggy berman x fem!reader

in which the reader knows too much and nick makes it a point not to let ziggy find out.

ANGST, gore, character death, 1978 and 1666 spoilers, doesn’t really follow the storyline that closely but oh well. Ziggy is kinda a jerk but it’s alright bc shes hot.

idk I thought this would be a cool-ish idea. Kinda dark asf.

“Ziggy!” You screamed, nearly twisting your ankle in the effort to catch up with the girl.

Ziggy turned towards the noise, frantically running her sweaty hands through her red hair.

“(y/n)-“

“We need to leave,” You grabbed her wrist, nearly out of breath. “Now!”

“What about Nick? And my sister!” She nearly yelled. “We can’t just leave them, everybody else is already in the mess hall-“

“It’s Nick.” You gulped, guiding her to sit down behind a giant tree trunk beside you, hoping to stay out of Tommy’s sight. “He’s the one doing it.”

“What? No, (y/n)… it’s Tommy, I saw him. He killed Jeremy, and- and Gary and all of the others…” Ziggy muttered. “I know it was him.”

“Ziggy,” You sighed, putting both of your hands on her shoulders. “I followed Nick last night-“

You grumbled in annoyance as you awoke at an ungodly hour. “You have to be kidding me.” Rolling out of bed, you slid on your sneakers, trekking out to the outhouse sockless.

The sound of footsteps on the fallen leaves surrounding the cabins quickly drew your attention from blindly stalking towards the toilet. Your need to pee dissipated as you took in a shaky breath.

“Hello?” You cautiously called out, not expecting anyone to answer.

The mysterious figure came into view in a matter of seconds, nearly scaring you into falling on your butt. “Nick??”

“(y/n),” he muttered in relief. “Get back in bed.”

“What are you doing out here?” You slowly asked, squinting your eyes as you seemed to accuse him of some crime. You leaned your body against the wooden wall attached to what you assumed was the outhouse with a smirk. “You sneaking into Sheila’s bunk?”

“Never.” He scoffed, rolling his eyes. “I’m serious, (y/n). Go back to your cabin.” The boy crossed his arms across his chest to try to seem intimidating.

“Are you on some kind of patrol or something?” The idea seemed exciting to you, you bounced on your feet a bit at the thought. “That sounds like fun, can I join?”

“I’m going to walk you back to your cabin and you’re going to go to bed and forget about this, alright?” Nick said through gritted teeth.

“I have to pee-“

“I don’t care, c’mon..” He harshly grabbed your wrist and pulled you in the direction of your designated cabin.

“Jesus Nick, slow down. You’re hurting me.” He seemed to ignore you, quietly opening the wooden door and guiding you inside. He motioned you to the bed with raised brows and crossed his arms. “What?”

“I don’t have time for this, (y/n). Please just let me get back to what I was doing.”

You scoffed, rolling your eyes. Perv was probably spying on the sleeping campers. “Whatever, have fun.”

“Goodnight.”

You climbed into your bed and rolled over with an over dramatic grown. The sound of him stomping out of the cabin was very detectable and helped you to decide when to get up and pull your shoes back on.

“Kurt will be so proud when I bust this asshole. Fucker is probably stealing panties.” You gagged.

Following him was the hard part. The dead leaves on the ground seemed to love the idea of giving you away. They crunched every time you seemed to get too close to him (resulting in you ducking behind a few trees.)

After what felt like hours of being inconspicuous, you nearly blew your cover by gasping when the boy disappeared into a hole in the ground.

“Ah, secret sex meeting.” You nodded quietly. “I should’ve fucking known…”

Your curiosity got the best of you as you decided to find out who he was having ~relations~ with. You always were too nosy for your own good.

“(y/n)… this is wrong.” You thought aloud.

Ignoring her inner please, you slowly tiptoed towards the opening. ‘Just a quick peak’.

The sound of a single person chanting was muffled through the old walls, you nearly fell back in fright as you heard a fire being ignited.

A few more boring - yet tension filled - moments of your time was spent listening to the words leave the boy’s mouth. (At least you assumed it was Nick as you couldn’t see him from the angle) The words were in a foreign language, leaving you speechless and quite confused.

Two words, however, stood out to you. Two words you knew very well. “Tommy Slater.”

You were startled, thrown off guard by the sudden English. Why would Nick mention Tommy in his little satanic prayer? Nothing good would come from this, you knew.

Luckily, you were able to run back to camp unseen, hiding underneath the thin covers on your lumpy bed. Something wasn’t quite right about Nick Goode.

“Oh, come on, (y/n). Now really isn’t the time for jokes!” Ziggy hissed, her eyebrows furrowing in anger.

“No.. Ziggy, you don’t understa-“

“I understand perfectly fine, (y/n). You’re jealous. I’ve already told you, I’m not into you. Why can’t you understand me!?”

“Why would I be talking about this now? There’s a damn killer after us, Zigs. I’m not jealous of Nick fucking Goode. I just want you to make it out of here alive! I’m trying to save you!”

“Yeah, well I don’t need saving.” She crossed her arms, peaking around the tree to see if the coast was clear.

“Ziggy?” A distant voice called out in worry. Your eyes widened in fright.

“Nick!?” Ziggy smiled, “Nick! We’re over h-“

You cut off Ziggy’s words by placing a hand to her mouth. “Are you trying to get us killed!?” You whispered harshly.

The redhead shoved you off of her with a glare, running towards the direction she heard the voice in.

“Nick! Are you okay?” She called, reaching him and pulling him into a hug.

“I’m fine, I’m fine.” He whispered into her hair as he embraced her. His eyes lifted to meet yours as you stepped out from behind the tree.

His look darkened as he put the pieces together. “(y/n).” He addressed you, “You look pale. Are you alright?”

“I’m fine.” You snipped. Arms wrapping around your body as a way of protection.

Nick’s gaze shifted back down to Ziggy as she stepped away from him. “Ziggy,” She nodded, telling him to continue. “(y/n) isn’t feeling too good.”

“I know.” The Berman girl whispered, “she’s been spluttering nonsense to me the last few minutes.”

You opened your mouth, ready to defend yourself as you heard a stick snap somewhere behind you. Turning around and backing up towards the pair, you kept your gaze on the heavily wooded area.

Tommy Slater came running - full fucking speed - out of the woods and straight towards the trio. Ziggy screamed, taking off in the direction of the mess hall.

“Come on!” Nick hollered, grabbing your wrist and yanking you in the opposite direction.

As the two of you ran, you seemed to put the previous scene out of your head of Nick attempting to manipulate Ziggy. Your Ziggy.

Once Nick assumed you were far enough, he stopped running. He let go of your wrist, bending down and trying to catch his breath with his hands on his knees.

“You shouldn’t of followed me.” Was all he said after a few seconds. “I really didn’t mind you too much, but now there’s only one thing that I can do.” Nick shrugged, stalking towards you.

“Last thing Ziggy saw was me trying to save you. Even after you accused me of the unthinkable.”

You gulped, stepping back as he continued his steady pace towards your dirty figure. “Nick, I’m sorry… I won’t- I won’t tell anyone else! Ziggy didn’t even believe me!”

He grimaced, hands clenching. Your back hit a rough tree, causing you to wince.

“Nobody will ever know what really happened to you.” He chuckled.

“What- huh?” You shook, head snapping to the side as the heavy footfalls got closer and closer. Slater.

“Tommy.” Nick muttered in a sing song voice.

The tall counselor caught up to the pair, stopping beside Nick. His eyes were vacant as he seemed to wait for an order.

“Kill her.”

You screamed the most gut wrenching scream as his bloody axe plunged into your gut, pinning you to the tree. Tommy harshly ripped his axe out of your bloodied body, deciding not to put you out of your misery. You slowly slid down the tree, leaving a bloody trail in your path.

Gargled groans fell from your mouth as you slinked to the side, blood dripping from your chapped lips. “You will never be..” You paused, trying to gather your strength. “Good.”

[meleuki]

g2k me uncomfortably well

1. What is your middle name? 

It’s my grandmother’s first name. I’m not gonna say what it is tho. 

2. How old are you? 

I am an age. 

3. When is your birthday? 

31st of March, same day as Angus Young hell yeah. 

4. What is your zodiac sign? 

Aries

5. What is your favourite colour? 

Black, Purple & Red.

6. What’s your lucky number?

1,714 (long story). 

7. Do you have any pets?

I have one little dog, he’s cute asf. 

8. Where are you from? 

Australia. 

9. How tall are you?

5′4/5′5, I can’t tell most of the time. 

10. What shoe size are you? 

US 9 or 10

11. How many pairs of shoes do you own? 

um like 12, but I only wear about 5 of them regularly.

12. What was your last dream about? 

some dude turning into this cannibalistic animal type thing & me becoming friends with two ghost boys who murdered a bunch of people, and then got murdered and having to figure the rest of the case out for them. (supernatural has kinda been rubbing off on my dreams lmao.)

13. What talents do you have? 

I can play guitar and piano. I can cook pretty good?? I also have a talent for being a dumb ass. 

14. Are you psychic in any way? 

I don’t believe I am.

15. Favourite song? 

atm, Enter Sandman by Metallica

16. Favourite movie? 

IT (2017), or, Scream. 

17. Who would be your ideal partner? 

oh golly, I don’t know actually. I just think I need someone who has some confidence, a kind soul and an open mind, and is able to put a smile on my face even when i dont want it. So far, I haven’t met someone who has caught my eye, but i hope one day I do. 

18. Do you want children? 

Yes, YES.

19. Do you want a church wedding? 

no I don’t. I want one in a garden area type thingy. 

20. Are you religious? 

i’m not sure.

21. Have you ever been to the hospital? 

yeah like 4-5 times. 

22. Have you ever got in trouble with the law? 

nope, I don’t plan on it. 

23. Have you ever met any celebrities? 

I haven’t. 

24. Baths or showers?

both

25. What color socks are you wearing? 

I’m not wearing any. 

26. Have you ever been famous? 

pft, nope.

27. Would you like to be a big celebrity? 

I would, but only for the reach of my music. 

28. What type of music do you like? 

Rock ‘n Roll, Blues, Jazz, Indie, Classical, Punk, etc. (pretty much anything)

29. Have you ever been skinny dipping? 

I have never.

30. How many pillows do you sleep with? 

four. two under my head, and two on the side of my bed. 

31. What position do you usually sleep in? 

i’m either on my right or my left side, one leg up so my knee is diagonal with my stomach and one stretched out, one hand at my chest and one arm resting over my side. 

32. How big is your house? 

one story, medium size ish. 

33. What do you typically have for breakfast? 

coffee... and maybe sometimes I’ll have a smoothie. 

34. Have you ever fired a gun? 

yeppp, I have. It was ages ago tho. 

35. Have you ever tried archery? 

I’ve only really ever done archery on summer camps or school camps. Although I was pretty good at it whenever I tried. 

36. Favourite clean word? 

spellbinding

37. Favorite swear word? 

F U C K

38. What’s the longest you’ve ever gone without sleep? 

Maybe a little over two days. 

39. Do you have any scars? 

I do. Some on my knees, a lot on my back and my hips. My fingers are pretty scratched up a lot too. 

40. Have you ever had a secret admirer? 

‘scuse me what? no, never. 

41. Are you a good liar? 

Indeed I am. But I don’t like to lie. 

42. Are you a good judge of character? 

I’d like to think I’m good at reading people. 

43. Can you do any other accents other than your own? 

I can do a pretty generic American accent and a stupid posh British one. 

44. Do you have a strong accent? 

I’d say I don’t, especially hearing me compared to some other Australians - my accent isn’t strong at all. You can definitely tell where I’m from though. 

45. What is your favourite accent? 

Russian, or German. 

46. What is your personality type? 

Chaotic dumb bitch, who rants about nature, peace and love. 

47. What is your most expensive piece of clothing? 

um, my macpac jacket, which was like $300. (It was also a birthday present from my mum, and she worked there at the time so it was cheap.)

48. Can you curl your tongue? 

I think I can??

49. Are you an innie or an outie? 

Innie. 

50. Left or right-handed? 

right-handed. A bitch can do jack shit with her left. 

51. Are you scared of spiders? 

I used to be, I kinda want a pet tarantula now tbh. 

52. Favourite food? 

Chicken noodle soup, fight me. 

53. Favourite foreign food?

Lasagne. 

54. Are you a clean or messy person? 

Usually, I’m pretty messy, I can’t work in an environment that is completely clean, but somedays I just like to clean shit up. 

55. Most used phrase? 

“Sorry, what?”

56. Most used word? 

definitely, “bro”.

57. How long does it take for you to get ready? 

if a shower is included, like an hour. But without a shower, like 20mins. 

58. Do you have much of an ego? 

No, I don’t. 

59. Do you suck or bite lollipops? 

Suck them. (how tf you gon taste a lollipop if you bite it??)

60. Do you talk to yourself? 

All the fucking time. When I’m writing I talk myself through the story by mumbling the words to myself a lot. Other times I might be doing the dishes, getting dressed or doing something mundane and I’ll just begin to have a conversation with myself. 

61. Do you sing to yourself? 

bitch yes, all the fucking time. 

62. Are you a good singer? 

I like to think that I’m okay. 

63. Biggest Fear? 

Losing my ability to see. 

64. Are you a gossip? 

No, unless the person in question has done something shitty to me or a close friend, AND I will only talk about with a close friend. 

65. Best dramatic movie you’ve seen? 

The Perks Of Being A Wallflower

66. Do you like long or short hair? 

I don’t mind either way, but long hair makes my knees weak.

67. Can you name all 50 states of America? 

bitch, HAHAH, nope. 

68. Favourite school subject? 

English, but really only when we’re doing creative writing. 

69. Extrovert or Introvert? 

Smack me right in the middle. 

70. Have you ever been scuba diving? 

nope, never ever, and I never plan on it. 

71. What makes you nervous? 

A lot of shit, not gonna lie. 

72. Are you scared of the dark? 

yES, the dark stems from my main fear, loss of my sight. I can’t be in control of the situations around me. 

73. Do you correct people when they make mistakes? 

depends what kind of mistakes we’re taking here.

74. Are you ticklish? 

yes, and I fucken hate it. 

75. Have you ever started a rumour? 

I don’t think I ever have. Maybe accidentally?

76. Have you ever been in a position of authority? 

people call me a mum? So, I guess? 

77. Have you ever drank underage? 

wtf no, who do u think I am wtf???? JK, yes, all the time. Whenever I get the chance. 

78. Have you ever done drugs? 

ask @xx-kurt-cocaine--xx .

79. Who was your first real crush?

Some dude named Tyler, he turned out to be an ass tho. 

80. How many piercings do you have? 

Just my ears, but I want like four more. 

81. Can you roll your R’s?

a little, but only for like two seconds. 

82. How fast can you type? 

@livewiredroger tells me I’m an aggresive typer so, I guess I’m pretty fast at punching the fuck outta my keyboard. 

83. How fast can you run? 

ok, kinda hate running, it hurts my tits. But I’m a sprinter, long-distances kill me. 

84. What colour is your hair?

black, dark brown and honey brown. I dyed it black and it’s growing out, looks cool tho so I don’t mind. 

85. What color is your eyes? 

blue, green, grey. I don’t know which one, I’ve been told all of them too many times. 

86. What are you allergic to? 

nothing that I know of. Pretty sure I’ve got an intolerence to mushrooms tho, and dairy does weird things to my stomach. 

87. Do you keep a journal? 

I do, I haven’t written in it in a few weeks tho. Reading back through my depressive episodes isn’t a fun trip. 

88. What do your parents do? 

job-wise? They’re both teachers for primary school kids. 

89. Do you like your age? 

I guess? I dunno.

90. What makes you angry? 

A lot of things, but I’ve learnt to control it, mostly. 

91. Do you like your own name? 

I don’t hate it. 

92. Have you already thought of baby names, and if so what are they?

I have. Boy names; East, Patrick, Samuel. Girls names; Piper, Lila, Milan. 

93. Do you want a boy a girl for a child?

I would love a boy. If I had a girl I would love her all the same. But right now, a boy is what I have in mind. 

94. What are you strengths? 

kill em with kindness

95. What are your weaknesses?

I can be very forward, or very frustrated. 

96. How did you get your name? 

my mum just turned to my dad and was like, “hey what about this?” and my dad was like, “yup, sure thing.” 

97. Were your ancestors royalty? 

NAh. 

98. Do you have any scars?

 I answered this one already?

99. Colour of your bedspread? 

blue and beige. 

100. Colour of your room? 

One wall is aqua blue, the others are white. Mostly blue aesthetic I guess. 

I tag: @guns-n-crue @gretavanyeeeeet @solohqrry @punkslap @livewiredroger

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[ohblaine]

Ohblaine’s Fic Recs (1/?)

Over the summer I may have read a little too many fics and I made a huge list of all of them. Now I’m here to rec them to y’all just in case you need to read something. 

I will be posting them by tropes i.e. future fics etc. 

All pairings are klaine, except for a select few where it ends up with Klaine at the end. 

First set is: Classics

+If you have any classic fics you think should be here please send them to me. 

Sideways- CrissColferL0ve

Ratings: M

Chapters: 37/37

Words: 203,900

Summary: Jock!Blaine, it’s the first day of Senior year and Blaine is on top. The new kid, Kurt Hummel, catches his eye but not in the best way. Of course, they get paired up in English to do an assignment together and things get a little (or a lot) complicated after that.

Review: God DAMN 10/10, I read this fic back in 2013 and was utterly destroyed. I cannot believe. There are so many ups and downs and it’s one of those fics with to much dramatic irony and it’s perfect. Soemtimes you just wanna pick up your device across the gd room. Amazing read. Aaand I’ve read it 5 times since the first. Just fuccking read it guys.

Anywhere But Here- CrissColferL0ve

Ratings: M

Chapters: 26/26

Words: 170,722

Summary: This is the sequel for Sideways, it picks up where it left off and things are good, for about one chapter. Then people start showing an interest in Blaine who thinks it’s harmless but Kurt knows it’s not. It follows them during their move to New York and the angst that occurs is some good stuff.

Review: Obviously sequels aren’t alaways the best and I usually don’t read fic sequels but this one just won’t give up on that fucking angst and I lived for it, I’ve only read this one twice but damn that fuccking milk kid stuck with me, another 10/10.

Go Your Own Way- Zavocado

Ratings: NC-17

Chapters: 27/27+Epilogue

Words: 201,863

Summary: BadBoy!Blaine, and Kurt doesn’t know why his friends are raving about the new kid, so what if he’s gorgeous? He probably looks and acts just like all the rest of the bullies at this school. HA, Kurt couldn’t have been more wrong.

Review: I think I read this one before Sideways and we all know Zane (u fucker) but this one had me in tears, and I actually ended up purchasing it from the Box Scene Project later on that year after I read it. But tears streamed for days, I stayed up till 5am reading this fic most nights. Just go, if you’re in the klaine fandom idk why you haven’t read this yet.

Everyday- whatiknew

Ratings: M

Chapters: 9/9

Words: 67,00

Summary: Hold onto the ones you cherish and make sure they’re alright, love. Kurt gets hit by a taxi when he’s 27 years old and wakes up as his 14 year old self. With no memory of the past years that have happened, so to him Blaine’s a stranger holding his hand.

Review: FUCK THIS FIC MAN. So I read it right, then I forgot about it so I read it again, then I forgot so I read it again. But in all honesty just so much angst and the end killed me. I was dead.

Ride- nellie12

Ratings: M

Chapters: 22/22

Words: 458,384

Summary: Blaine’s straight right? Yeah totally, all these girls want him and the attention is awesome. Then one day a certain porcelain boy starts working at the shop where Blaine gets his BMX bike fixed up and maybe he’s not so straight?

Review: This fic was so good, like holy jesUS. I was going through a very weird gender time too and I was like why am I not a bmx biker kid. LIKE I CAN FIND THE EXACT POST. but anyways, bonfires and getting drunk on Cali beaches in the summer while u and ur friends skate and bike around mY FUCKING TROPE.

Hurricane- A Phrase That Cuts These Lips

Ratings: NC-17

Chapters: 22/22

Words: 98,265

Summary: Do you hurt the one you love? Blaine has been going down hill since his parents dismiss him, he starts drinking a lot and fighting with his soulmate and his husband. This puts a stressful strain on their marriage and their daughter. After a painful divorce, Blaine tries to commit suicide and the only one they can all is Kurt. You’re going to have to face it you’re addicted to love.

Review: !!!@@##!#!@$@%%$^ I have no words. This fic is a master piece like I have never actually cried so hard from reading a fic. This one touches on so many subjects that really just pull at your heart strings beautifully. I usually don’t read daddies!klaine, but Elizabeth and Blaine had me in tears every time they’d interact. The author also gives warning for everything at the beginning of each chapter.

Warnings: Self harm, attempted suicide, alcohol abuse, physical abuse (a slap and it’s not graphic)

Swing Sets and Sandboxes- beautifulwhatsyourhurry

Ratings: PG-13

Chapters: 17/17

Words: 43,568

Summary: Kid!Klaine, follows our boys in chronological order as they grow up together.

Review: CUte asf, I’ve only read it once, and it’s not my favourite trope but it was written really well and kept me around.

Little Numbers- iknowitainteasy

Ratings: G

Chapters: 20/20

Words: Not Sure

Summary: One wrong number. One city. Two boys.

A dream aloud, a kiss a cry, our rights our wrongs, a moment a love

Review: Don’t even get me started, this fic is my like back up pls don’t cry but if you do make sure you’re crying bc the playlist for this fic is everything. But basically fucking read this if you haven’t. It’s a Klaine classic, also remember when someone in the Sherlock fandom plagarized. lol.  I’m still convinced that D wrote this bye im gone sorry.

All Shook Up- blaineywainey

Ratings: PG-13

Chapters: 15/15

Words: Not sure

Summary: 1950’s!Klaine, Kurt is a snazzy greaser with his step brother Finn and his friends. He helps out his dad at the shop, one day a new kid from New York shows up in a bowtie and Kurt and him automatically become good friends, but maybe it’s more than that.

Review:  This was one of the first fics I read and guys, holy fuck, cool 50’s kid Kurt is everythinnnnnggg, also just the style of it all is phenomenal. I think the author took it down so I linked you all to the pdf not sure if it works. But I bought this one once I saw it on the Box Scene Project and it’s one of those books (lol) you just can’t put down till you’re finished.

ALSO this is a pdf because author has taken it down

Boys Of Summer- whenidance

Ratings: M

Chapters: 1/1

Words: 23,914

Summary: Kurt and Blaine have been going to their families lake houses since forever, they were summer best friends. Then Blaine doesn’t go one year, then Kurt doesn’t go the next, suddenly they’re 16 and realize there’s an attraction that wasn’t there before.

Review: When I read this fic it was 3 chapters so sorry @ all you kids who have to read it as one lol. BUT I LOVE THIS FIC, I always read it during summer and it’s just so feel good. And the person who wrote it obviously just knew how to pull out the sneaking around feel because just you feel it man. One of my fav tropes is also, we haven’t seen each other in years and u got hot shit.

Ace Of Cups- aradiel

Ratings: M

Chapters: 7/7

Words: 91,484

Summary: Kurt Hummel just opened his newest store, hummels, he’s making it big in NYC. But where is his soulmate? Where is the man whose name is scarred on his palm?

Blaine Anderson is just finishing up college and one day he reads about a new store opened by Kurt Hummel, but it couldn’t be. Could it?

Review: I actually danced around this fic since it was first posted I have NO idea why, I mean I’m not super into soulmate AUs, BUT THIS ONE GOT ME DYING. It was so fluffy but perfect amount of surrounding angst. I also like that it wasn’t like well we’re married now.