#Kumatani Mitsuo

[uramichioniisanincorrectquotes]

New official art!

[konohamaru-sensei]

new halloween art!!

In the artbook sensei said that they like the halloween AU the most, so it's not suprising they grace is with wonderful art again!! Once more I will translate for you all to the best of my abilities. [Source]

topic: Halloween with the 30-something oniisans

"Can you get rid of it? Everything and anything should be for my sake."

"I don't need anything, as long as you are there."

"You still don't understand. You've long since been mine. All of you."

"You can have all of me... for yourself."

[chrollc]

“uramichi-oniisan you’re not planning to run away from me too are you?”

[tomasweetheart]

Hi! Can I pls request boyfriend headcanons for Uramichi, Mitsuo and Iketeru with a female reader? Thank you ❤️❤️

꒰ uramichi, ikereru & mitsuo x f!reader ꒱

° sypnosis: some headcanons about three of my fav cringe adults being boyfriends

° warnings: cussing, mentions of depression, mentions of alcohol and smoking, dirty jokes, nothing else really, sfw 🫡

° notes: i am so sorry for the wait. also, like everything else i write, this is x female reader but there's really no use of pronouns.

✮ uramichi :

he hasn't been in many relationships. maybe one or two actual serious ones, but otherwise he's been too busy with gymnastics and pulling himself out of holes to focus on dating.

so imagine you coming into the picture.

he's not against taking the initiative, but he'd probably appreciate it more if you made the first move.

even later in his life, he isn't too concerned about dating, but he's not opposed to it either.

you have to understand, uramichi is affected heavily everyday by his depression. there's some days where he doesn't even recognize himself, so you're going to have to earn his trust and learn him from the inside out.

as an actual boyfriend, uramichi will put his best effort into you.

he'll try to cut down on drinking and smoking, to some people that's not a lot, but he is trying really hard. unless you don't really mind either of those things, then the amount he'll cut back will be smaller.

he's touch-starved, but it'll take him a while to warm up to it, but once he does? oh boy.

who needs sleeping pills or booze when he can just hold you? his sundays off are reserved for just lounging on the couch together after his workout.

since he's older, he'll probably see your relationship as endgame...after you date for a couple of months. that nagging voice in the back of his head telling him that time is running out is the most annoying thing.

he tries, he takes you out. not on like, overly expensive dates but he'll go for walks with you, run errands with you, maybe take you to the bar with the rest of the cast

the cast probably doesn't find out about your relationship until later on, they catch him calling you on one of his breaks. usahara almost has a heart attack.

does have a temperment, you will fight. but uramichi is not one to not take responsibility.

if he says something completely out of line, he'll feel horrible and spend the rest of the day (or week...or month...or year...) trying to make up for it.

this is all new to him, but he loves you with all he has.

✮ kumatani :

first of all, you've got to like cats. if you don't, it's a dealbreaker. even if you're allergic, you have to at least appreciate cats.

kumatani isn't too concerned with dating, he just goes with the flow really. you'll probably have to make the first move.

he's a morally driven person, if you don't match his morals, he won't even bother with you. but if you have similar ideas to him, he's more willing to open up.

you make him smile, he likes being in your presence that much. typically, he finds stupid jokes annoying but you get a pass.

movie night dates!! he doesn't look it, but he loves showing you his favorite low budget films.

he's more casual about your relationship. he's not gonna come outward and tell everyone, but he won't deny it when someone brings it up.

takes you fishing with him, even if you don't really like it. just having you sit by him is enough, making conversation or reading a book, as long as you're in his vicinity.

he's also not one to beg, but assuming you aren't allergic to cats, he'll do everything in his power to convince you to adopt one with him.

nonchalant™, but let someone fuck with you. goes 0 to 100 real quick. he's not against using physical force to defend his morals, or you.

random infodumps, he'll just nonchalantly talk about things. you don't even need to understand, but just having you there to listen is enough.

gentleman, holds doors open for you, cooks for you, etc.

he's a good boyfriend, he has his moments, but overall he's just very serious. his love is shown more through his actions rather than words.

✮ iketeru :

good lord. he doesn't even know you're dating, he just thought you were being nice.

first things first: sayuri HAS to like you.

him being oblivious is an understatement.

you're his first real relationship, but let's be clear: just because he's clueless doesn't mean he's a baby. he's still a grown ass man.

he's a lot more laid-back than the other two, and a lot more open with his love.

he's not touch starved, he just likes touching you!!

holds your hand in public, cuddles you when you go to sleep, kisses you goodbye every morning, etc.

clingy baby.

househusband material my god. cooks, cleans, the whole nine yards. and, he likes doing it with you too so it's a win.

make dirty jokes, i beg.

he already laughs at all your jokes, but one penis joke and he's gonna cackle.

loves when you take part in his interests. especially when it involves music and his singing.

he'll sing for you, he actually really likes doing it, makes him feel loved because of how much you like his voice.

will ask you to settle arguments between him and his sister, even if you don't know jack shit about music. will probably get pouty if you take her side tbh

he'll tell everyone you're dating, but really it's not like they couldn't tell. you two are gross with the pda.

he doesn't mind if you drink, but hopes you understand that he doesn't really because of his low tolerance and therefore just asks that you don't ask him if he wants any, force it upon him or do it in moderation

10/10 one of the sweetest little guys ever.

[lune-legerement-ebrechee]

[cxtori]

OH MY GOSH

i’m melting someone help

[virtual-bunny]

until I'm swollen, until I'm crying, until I cant walk, until I'm numb, until my throat hurts, until my cheeks are red, until the neighbors know his name, until my leg is useless, until my eyes are rolled back and it stays there, until my whole body shakes, until my bones disconnect, until i pass out, until all my holes are filled, until i cant breathe, until it gets longer than before, until i remember the length of it, until the end of time, until it reaches my stomach, until hes grunting and growling, until the whole world hears, until he's out of juice, We aren't ever stopping, the bed could break, 2 the floor could cave in, and there could be a killer natural disaster outside but we aren't stopping, until we invent a new position, until I'm trembling underneath, until l see stars and fireworks in the back of my head, until I can't thinkanymore. until I forget how to talk. until hes grunting and growling, until the whole world hears, until he's out of juice, We aren't ever stopping until the bed could break, 2 the floor could cave in, and there could be a killer natural disaster outside but we aren't stopping, I'll ride him until I can't breathe, until the room stinks, until the blood in my body turns white like his juice, until my legs are shaking, until I can't feel my legs

[misteria247]

SFSFSFSFSFSFSFSFZD

He's like a feral cat I can't stop giggling help girl-

[thinkingnot]

very important must pay attention

🍙 kumatani eating onigiris 🍙

bonus single mother uramichi oniisan

[ezralva]

This time Together with Maman as school teachers

Caption "Teachers for subjects you're not good at"

What subjects will they teach?

[booty-uprooter]

good gag

[uramichioniisanincorrectquotes]

Happy Halloween Uramichi fandom :)

Official art by Gaku Kuze

[konohamaru-sensei]

After a long struggle with sony v/egas I can finally bring you the Uramichii Drama CD that was published this year (at least the snippets I can half translate). Please mind the disclaimer at the beginning.

Rules for this:

This is non rebloggable, please do not rip it and upload it again to make it rebloggable.

If you rip it and upload it somewhere else, please do not link to me, as I don't want credit for crappy translations (i am chronically scared of getting hate online)

If there is something you know better than me, please go ahead and shoot me a friendly message to correct it. Please be nice, I just sharing this because I love this series. (i am chronically scared of getting hate online)

Since it's non rebloggable and never will be, I encourage you to leave comments along the lines of what you would in tags. Because it makes me happy.

No, I won't upload the entire drama cd. Can't stop you from buying it from amazonjp however.

tagging @mirioho because they are half responsible for me having the courage to even make this

[pfpanimes]

⌕ life lessons with uramichi oniisan.

like or reblog if you save/use.

[tomasweetheart]

BOYFRIEND TEXTS WITH KUMATANI ! ࿔*:･ﾟ

꒰ k. mitsuo x gn!reader ꒱

° warnings: mentions of pregnancy once but that's it, mentions of nudity (non-sexual), cursing, probably ooc but i did try i promise, he blocks you 🫡

° notes: made this for me and the other 6 uramichi oniisan fans on this app, also ignore the mismatched times on the second one, okay? i'm eepy

[lune-legerement-ebrechee]