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[zappedbyzabka]

They’re looking at each other

[irenehateslife]

KSKSKSKSKSKSKKSKS THE MAGNETIC FIELDS OH MY GODMDNSMSMSNSKSNSNSJDJ I LOVE THE 69 LOVE SONGS

So I was looking around on spotify for new songs and yeah, I think I am a pretentious piece of shit

Selection of songs from the playlist that I have downloaded to my phone:

[shield-o-futuro]

Pelo que sabemos a rivalidade entre Alex e Scar é realmente forte, ambas são as mais famosas em suas equipes!!! Kskskskskskskksks

Pelo jeito essa história ainda vai longe!!!!

Abby: Eu não tinha noção do tamanho da rivalidade delas até que eu vi com meus próprios olhos algumas vezes. E agora tem mais isso pra deixar a rivalidade ainda maior.

Hazel: Se a gente parar pra pensar, uma faz a outra famosa e elas nem se dão conta disso.

[guccifloralsuits]

You never post irrelevant shit about Harry so I always come to your blog for all the updates. thank you for that, I appreciate you.

THANK YOU *SCREAM* I just go ape shit whenever something happens & otherwise fuck off to my own random niche side-interests kskskskskskskksk

[dolphin-enthusiast]

being an ace person is so cool becsuse you don't get to be a k*rafucker

Or just having common sense in general KSKSKSKSKSKSKKSK

In all seriousness tho at some point i did question whether i was ace or not bc i simply was only attracted to fictional men???? But in the past years i did realize that its actually bc here men are so mf crusti/ugli and dont know how to act and its very rare that u see someone decent (f in the chat for morgane) shsbsbs

[spookitordukeit]

Imagine an MC replying-

YN/MC: QIA Stands for ‘Quit It, Ass’

Moon: LGBT stands for ‘Lets Go To Bed’

[chuuchuvity]

KSKSKSKSKSKSKKSKS ELA É MUDINHA

[chuuchuvity]

menina o bolsonaro tá na minha fila da balsa KSKSKSKSKSKSKKSKS tem um monte de militar e o povo da tribuna, o movimento meu pai

PQP KSKSKSKKS ATÉ ENGASGUEI AQ

[twosidedkings]

boy sexting me: this dick would look so good in your pretty little mouth you'd like that huh

me, eating a bowl of cereal while my hair dries: yes daddy I want it so bad

[hi-ho-and-hello]

Oh my god.

HOLY SHIT, HOLY SHIT, GUYS WE’RE ALL SO STUPID!

Here we are all standing around like “Steve would never just sit in the background while people are being hurt” “he would never ditch his friends” “he wouldn’t vanish on everyone he’s spent 5 years trying to get back like that!”

We all missed the most obvious fucking reason that Steve wouldn’t come right back after dropping off the stones!

HE STAYED TO FIX ALL THE ALTERNATE TIMELINES!

And not just in the “we accidentally let Loki escape with the tesseract and should probably try to get him back” sense.

I mean in the “I can weed HYDRA out of SHIELD from the very beginning” sense.

It’s only HIS timeline that he can’t alter without dire consequences - we already SAW that they can alter the others without losing anyone back home!

HELL NO he’s not going to let HYDRA take over SHIELD or control Bucky for 70 years in the 1940 timeline! He’s going to stick around and save it! He might even go get his OWN frozen ass out of the ocean and send 1940 timeline Steve back to Peggy!

Yes, Loki escapes with the tesseract in the 2012 timeline, so someone has to hunt his dumb ass down again, but Steve’s not going to sit idly by as the Maximoff twins lose their family so Strucker can kidnap them and give them powers. He’s not going to let Project Insight get as far as it did. He’s not going to let Tony make the Ultron mistake this time around.

The 2014 timeline doesn’t have Thanos to deal with anymore, but what about the other timelines? What if he goes and deals with Thanos in each of them, and gives Gamora and Nebula a chance at a life of their own?

What if he prevents the snap from happening in all of the other timelines by pre-emptively wiping out Thanos in each of them?

We’ve already seen that the serum makes 90 years look like nothing as far as aging is concerned, for both Steve AND Bucky - so how the hell old is Cap when he gets back??? 400? 1000?! 5000?!?!

What if he’s so damn old by the time he returns because he spent SO MANY YEARS FIXING EVERYTHING IN THE ALTERNATE WORLDS FROM BEHIND THE SCENES!

Steve Rogers is going to make sure that everyone, in EVERY universe, gets their happy ending.

My other theory about Natasha could even still hold - he returns the stone, a soul for a soul, and gets her back. Now they have the ultimate undercover team to help set everything straight.

They both have different directions to go when they return to the Alpha timeline, so they make the jump back a bit early.

They jump back to Scott’s van while it’s still in storage.

Maybe that’s how the rat gets in, if we want to play with time-travel tropes.

Natasha makes her way to Clint’s farm so she can meet them when the un-snap happens, and Steve makes his way to meet Sam and Bucky by the lake to hand off the shield.

GUYS, IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW!

[gaydumbgeek]

kskskskskskskksks yes please

ok but even if they can’t do hoo after or any other series in the universe, they could still put in little details. like a tv on in the background in the diner scene with ares in tlt, and it’s playing a trailer for a movie starring tristan mclean. nico & bianca in the background in the lotus hotel. reyna, whose name we only know because we KNOW and because it’s in the credits, combing annabeth’s hair on circe’s island in sea of monsters. thalia getting a flashback of baby jason during titans curse when percy asks about her mom. annabeth maybe casually mentioning a cousin in boston. percy flying blackjack over brooklyn and you see the place where the kanes live. just. please. all of it.

[stansuperm]

kskskskskskskksks THE POWER THIS MAN HOLDS

cherry yong 🍒

[musicaltrash11]

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Lesson 1: don’t talk to the children during nap time. 

[ntokei]

"eren, thank you for loop loop wooping this scarf around me" kskskskskskskksks

Are you suggesting what I think your suggesting about Grisha and Mikasa's parents?? Cuz I think you might be on to something! Like Grisha wanted Eren to be her friend, and he was immediately looking for Mikasa, assuming she was alive, the traffickers kept her alive, I just hope I am just overthinking-BUT am I?

anon you’re actually not wrong at all and it’s no reach because it’s within the storyline. grisha in the flashback had brought eren along with him when he was making a visit to the ackermans household. it shows they were probably somewhat close in a way? or knew each other well enough (i still wanna know why he had to visit them? was that ever explained?)

here’s the very panels in chapter 6 where grisha wants eren to make friends with mikasa. i’m sorry the way grisha dragged his own 9 year old son for having only one friend due to his attitude never fails to make me laugh

even in mikasa’s last girls scenario, if they actually met properly without her parents being murdered but alive and well grisha still drags eren about having one friend—

so i’m sure grisha’s intention was to just have a friendly visit to the ackermans, help them with whatever they called him for. bring eren along because he knows the ackermans have a daughter the same age and grisha wanted them to be friends but we all know how that meeting turned out

yes friendship hello first meeting, yes hi my name is—

how to make friends 101 with eren jaeger: don’t go to the base of the mountain like your father told you to, find a cabin, give puppy eyes, kill, kill again, save the girl, kill again but this time swap, wrap a scarf around her but not really more like loop loop woop and there friendship yes agshgahshw

[paradokssuz]

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