#Knifey Spoony

[thespoonlagoon]

Skateboarding Pigeon here has you got your Knifey Spoony, Ham Steamin' kitchen needs covered!

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[owltypical]

went back and played the new epilogue for bg3, it was cute and enjoyable and well-done and it's absolutely mind-boggling that it wasn't in the game from the get-go

[memeathon23]

[mozki]

anyone like indie punk from essex and wanna also be obsessed with my favourite band with me . i dont know anybody else who gives a fuck about them

[crippled-peeper]

I’m not a spoonie I’m more like a knifey

[minecraft]

Me: *draws a cute version of kitchen silverware but they have little cartoon eyes and are alive* Me: "And this is knifey, and this is spoonie..." The half-serpent, half-crustacean primordial sea god that's hanging out in my kitchen sink temporarily: I AM BOUNDLESS, WITHOUT EQUAL AND WITHOUT ENVY. NO GLIMMER ESCAPES MY SIGHT. I HAVE SEEN THE SANDS AND THE SEAS AND THE DARK CORNERS BEYOND.

[babolat85]

Andrew's never played Knifey-Spoony before

[lensman-arms-race]

🔪🥄 silliness

Speaker Matriarch tries to bond with TV Matriarch over their shared appreciation of knives (TVs have knife-hands, speakers use throwing knives) by doing the 'knifey-spoony' joke* from the Simpsons.

Unfortunately, TV Matriarch doesn't realise it's meant to be a joke, and thinks Speaker Matriarch has just lost the plot and tries to make them go to the repair bay.

* In case you haven't seen it nor absorbed it from cultural diffusion:

Character A: [has a knife] Character B: You call that a knife? THIS is a knife! [brandishes a spoon] Character A: ...That's not a knife; that's a spoon. Character B: Ah, I see you've played knifey-spoony before.

[thespoonlagoon]

THIS is a knife!"

Simpsons inspired Knifey Spoony kitchen spoon.

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[more-cardigan-than-woman]

Lady Jane doing knifey spoony with her husband is the highlight of my week

[notahorseindisguise]

knifey spoony is on stage with an acoustic guitar and a tuba. this is a good combo

[meangan-thee-lesbian]

Dear RAL, I am slow to anger, but I toe the line as I reckon with the effects of your insults online. I looked back on your comments and in every place I checked, the only common thread was your disrespect. You call me lesbophobic, a sapphic disgrace. If you've got something to say, name a time and place, face to face. I have the honor to be, your obedient servant

The Lady Writes What

PS. Next time you invalidate someone's identity and call them not a real lesbian, say it to their fucking face instead of blocking them and deleting your comments, coward. And don't worry. After this, you are no longer worth any more of my time. Have the life you deserve.

Omg ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha haaaaaaaaaaah lmao jesus fucking christ what the fuck hahahahahahahaha. Y'aaaaaaaaaaaall this hetero-centric wanting me to name a time and place like this is the 1950s and we just gonna 'take this outside'. Like don't get me wrong, I love a good bar fight, but I reserve those for people who owe me money or stabbed a friend of mine or something. I ain't fighting a girl who's upset about a lesbian not worshipping men for one second. I'll say knifey spoony and she'll start crying lmao

[thrashntreasure]

Ep57 Fast Food, Glorious Fast Food w/ Bill Oakley! (Hollywood!)

Get your game of Knifey-Spoony ready, because this week we're joined by writer/producer/showrunner/fast-food critic extraordinaire, Mr. Bill Oakley! In this EXTRA-D'ohlightful episode, we take a detour to Springfield to gossip about America's most-dysfunctional family, The Simpsons, and the complaints Bill received with their infamous trip to Australia! Plus, we give KISS a lick, and chow down on The Lion King's spectacular (?) Broadway production, as well as heaps more! www.twitter.com/thatbilloakley -- www.instagram.com/thatbilloakley