#Klott

[luisatherabbit]

If i get blender and acquire some skills, then i will make this happen

[cryptic-loser]

SLV Reboot, anyone??

Gonna be adding more characters, of course, tis just the main group~ [+Ellie cause yeah-]

[chill-vibes-but-rainbow-panic]

I still haven't convinced myself to write the fic, so I am going on an Almost-Middle-Of-The-Night-Rant/Ramble about the scene in my head instead:

(This is about School for Little Vampires; just fyi, for my followers/moots who aren't into that show)

So you guys know the (according to the wiki) Season 4 episode "So Long Klott" (Spoilers btw), where the Count decides Klott is too young to go to a regular school, because he keeps fumbling his tests, and ends up making him leave with Dr. Ironfang?

Yeah, imagine, you're Alarich. Your students are all mentally in shambles, because not only did they lose their friend, they probably feel like they've failed with helping him study. And your teachers were also technically heavily against sending Klott away. So now, you have to go and hope that Ironfang hasn't driven across the country by now, so you can swiftly bring the boy back.

Well, you find the doctor's car, except not only is there no one inside (except maybe the driver? idk how my guy's car works), but it has stopped in front of what is very obviously a trap.

But you probably don't worry too much. Dr. Ironfang is a decently competent - only occasionally off his rockers - vampire, who probably took the boy with him, as to not leave him alone at the very obvious trap.

You follow the footsteps in the snow, or the bait, or whatever, and what do you find? DR. IRONFANG IN A GODDAMN CAGE.

This is somewhat more worrying. You go and free him, probably isn't too hard, because nobody's around, and you learn what happened with Pollidori.

But then, looking around, you do a double take and realize that there was no Klott in the cage.

'Cause guess what? He was forced to escape into the forest, where he is currently actively being chased, by Pollidori, the vampire hunter.

Klott, the probably 5 vampire-year old boy (I'm really bad with guessing ages tbh), who

Doesn't know squat about anything (at least theory wise, as he proves his knowledge in the eps) and

Is literally not tall enough to bite somebody's neck

is alone, in the forest, in the snow, with Pollidori, who may be kind of an idiot, but has also managed to capture you around three or four times now. He is also actively planning to murder you, and your staff, and your students, every night.

I can imagine the time between that, and him and Dr. Ironfang finding Klott, were probably not a nice five to ten minutes.

I mean, maybe I'm also exaggerating. After all, Alarich (at least imo) is not know for being very expressive. But dude does care for his students, that is obvious.

It's just that thinking further about it, while we of course knew he was going to be fine, Klott was technically in incredible danger in this episode.

This concludes the rant/ramble

Feel free to add your thoughts :)

[entenschildkrote]

So, I will analyze and compare the english and german intro song for school for vampires / die Schule der kleinen Vampire. I will add an english translation to the german lyrics. I listened to the intros on YouTube and wrote them down to the best of my abilities. If they are partly incorrect, I'm sorry.

English lyrics:

Sleeping in coffins we party all night

And just after sunset we go for a bite.

We may have never seen the sun

But any way else we're having fun.

It's so much fun just to be a vampire!

It's so much fun just to (verb*) through the night!

It's so much fun just to be a vampire

You should run and hide

I'm gonna bite

We're gonna bite (groweld)

*I could not understand the verb. It should be one about movement, probably fly

German text:

English translation:

Wir lernen kein Mathe und auch kein Latein

We don't learn math and neither latin

Bei uns zieht man sich dafür Blutsaugen rein.

With us one eats bloody eyes instead.

Vor Sonne und Knoblauch sind wir auf der Hut.

Of the sun and garlic we are wary.

Wir schlafen in Särgen und träumen von Blut.

We sleep in coffins and dream about blood.

Oke, wir sind ein bisschen blass.

Okay, we are a little pale.

Haben dafür aber reichlich Spaß.

But instead we have a lot of fun.

Nimm dich in acht, denn wir sind Vampire

Beware (the listener is directly adressed), because we are vampires

Und unser Kuss ist kälter als Eis.

And our kiss is colder than ice.

Nimm dich in acht, denn wir sind Vampire.

Beware (the listener is directly addressed), because we are vampires.

Du wirst kreideweiß / kreidebleich

You'll turn white / pale as chalk

Wenn ich dich beiß!

If / When I bite you!

Wenn ich dich beiß!

If / When I bite you!

Wenn ich dich beiß!

If / When I bite you!

Wenn ich dich beiß! (geflüstert)

If / When I bite you! (whispered)

First things first: the german version is longer by four lines. Two of those being the first two (Wir lernen... - ...Blutsaugen rein.). Those two lines could only be heard for the first season, afterwards they were removed. The other two are repeats of "Wenn ich dich beiß".

Another thing, that immediately caught my eye (ear in this case) was the english version's emphasis on fun, where the german version emphasized caution (in humans and vampires alike).

I interpreted the song with the idea in mind, that it was sung by a vampire to a human audience. I got that impression because of the usage of the pronouns I and We when referring to vampire culture and you would not need to explain such basic facts to a member of vampire society.

Okay, the german lines without an english counterpart:

Wir lernen kein Mathe und auch kein Latein; Bei uns zieht man sich dafür Blutsaugen rein.

We don't learn math and neither latin; With us one eats bloody eyes instead.

These lines are partly incorrect. While the vampires in sfv do, in fact learn different things to humans (obviously), they do, in fact, learn math: In one episode it cuts into a lesson during which the vampires are supposed to CALCULATE how much blood has been shed during a specific battle. In another episode Stoker claims Oskar stole his blood cookies. He could not have done that, though, because he was busy doing Klott's homework. To verify this claim, the count reads out the questions for Klott to solve, wich are, you guessed it, math problems (very easy ones). I do think they don't learn latin, because in one episode a (painfully incompetent and unprofessional) psychologist comes to school and clains Oskar has the worst kind of blood phobia: Blut(us) Vermeid(us). Essentially Blood(is) avoid(us) (Blut=blood, vermeiden=to avoid). The second line is accurate: they ate bloody eye soup that night the werewolf visited. "(Sich etwas) Reinziehen" is german slang most closely translated by to consume.

Vor Sonne und Knoblauch sind wir auf der Hut. / Wir schlafen in Särgen und träumen von Blut

Of the sun and garlic we are wary. / We sleep in coffins and dream about blood.

Sleeping in coffins we party all night / and just after sunset we go for a bite

The german lines are factually correct. Vampires in sfv are harmed by garlic and sunshine and they do sleep in coffins. Whether or not they dream of blood, we do not know (it is possible).

The english lyrics contain mostly false information. The vampires do sleep in coffins but they don't party all night because they have school. The protagonists of the show are under age and therefore not allowed to bite people. They don't even wake up "just after sunset", because in the first episode Count von Horrifikus wanted to be woken "early" and Professor Oxblood woke him during sunset.

Oke, wir sind ein bisschen blass / haben dafür aber reichlich Spaß.

Okay, we are a little pale / but instead we have a lot of fun.

We may have never seen the sun / but any way else we're having fun.

The german and english versions are surprisingly similar in these two lines. That makes the differences that do exist even more interesting. In general, the german version is understated, while the english version is hyperbolic. The vampires are more than a little pale, they are very pale. The vampires also haven't literally never seen the sun (e. g. They have vampire sunscreen, all the vampires that sre now ash, turned(not born) vampires). Another thing is, the german makes it sound like being pale is the price they had to pay in order to have fun. In the english version, it sound more like seeing the sun would be fun but since they can't, they have fun with other things.

Nimm dich in acht, denn wir sind Vampire / und unser Kuss ist kälter als Eis

Beware (the listener is directly addressed), because we are vampires / And our kiss is colder than ice.

It's so much fun just to be a vampire! / It's so much fun just to (verb*) through the night!

This is what i meant, claiming the english version has a greater fokus on fun, where the german version focuses on caution. The german version advises the listener to be aware of vampires, when the english version claims it is fun to be one. Also, the german version adresses the listener directly. I'm not sure if the "colder than ice" is hyperbolic (they can't literally be colder than ice) but they might be colder than humans. They do seem to have a body temperature and a reaktion to temperature, since Gothetta gave Oskar a scarf when he was sick, they wear different clothes in winter and I think they complained about the heat in summer.

Du wirst kreideweiß / kreidebleich / Wenn ich dich beiß! / Wenn ich dich beiß! (geflüstert)

You'll turn white / pale as chalk / If / When I bite you! / If / When I bite you! (whispered)

You should run and hide / I'm gonna bite / We're gonna bite (groweld)

I find these lines to be really interesting, because the german and english versions are more and less direct in different ways. The line "you should run and hide" might imply that running and hiding is a good strategy to avoid getting bitten. It might also imply that running and hiding is futile, because if the vampire thinks you should, then they probably think it won't stop them from biting you. In the next line, it becomes clear that the vampire(s) will bite. Maybe, they bite those, who didn't run and/or hide.

The german version tells the listener what will happen if they get bitten. The interesting ting is, the german word "wenn" can mean both "if" and "when". So , in the german version the vampire clearly states they consider biting the listener. It is unclear if this is a possibility or an inevitability. In the english version, the vampire biting is an inevitability but it is unclear who they will bite.

An interesting ting overall, is the english version not using the word blood in the whole song, despite having no qualms about references to biting (the word bite appears three times overall). The german version uses the word Blut (ger. blood) twice. Once in the scrapped first two lines and once in the forth line. The word "beiß" (form of beißen = to bite) appears four times.

All in all, the german version is more lore accurate than the english version. I think it's curious, how different the two versions are content wise (despite being very similar in the musical aspects).

If anyone read the whole post, thank you. Check out the post below mine in the #schule der kleinen Vampire, it is really cool. Goodbye, have a nice day.

[ulec-elec]

I'd love to hear some of your headcanons for the main cast of kids if you've got any

Oskar

- undiagnosed ad(h)d

- vegetarian

- plays guitar

- loves music and listens to cope (mostly German indie music

- "Ignore the family issues"

- simp lol

- alman

- Voice of reason

- Strongggg

- German

Gruftine

- sarcasm

- impulsive

- vampiric healing

- Has to pierce her ears every other day bcs she heals too fast

- "Ignores the family issues as well"

- mean voice of reason

- Girlboss

- A woman in 🤺STEM🕺

- Russian

Sunshine

- Broke up with Oskar but they're besties now okay she's a good person mmmm blocking out the haters/j

- also family issues but she deals with it in a healthy way

- stronggg

- Theatre kid

- Half werewolf don't ask me

- Gruftine's bestie

- German

Ashley

- A dickhead but he's pathetic so it's okay

- Theatre kid

- The grandpa friend

- Has his human form back

- Judgy asf

- Protective

- Klott's bestie

- Dutch

Klott

- mom friend

- Calm

- Plays his instruments now

- Also judgy but worried judgy

- The real voice of reason

- The youngest and yet the most adult

- "You guys need therapy fr"

- Ashley's bestie

- German

Fletcher

- can fight

- has a gf but still bitchless

- parental issues ❤️

- Used to date Gruftine

- Now dates Batoria

- Half American 🇺🇸

- Gruftine punched him in the face, now his nose is hooked (he wears it with pride)

- Insanely good reflexes

Tinto

- smart

- Tired

- Loves his gf

- Tinto and Raveena go on double dates with Fletcher and Batoria

- Overworked all the time

- "It's not easy being this smart"

- Bavarian bcs as a german this is funny to me

- Tall asf

- He's a sweet guy but he tends to take a step back from the other students

Raveena

- lovely

- Mom friend

- Very interested in tinto's science

- BUT MORE ABOUT HIS WELL-BEING

- super soft

- A family gal. Hurt her family get her hatred

- Batoria's bestie

- Short short

- German

Batoria

- better than all of us

- Still pranks ppl

- She knows how to manipulate

- Gaslight gatekeep girlboss

- She comes to visit a lot (she travels to the school with Raveena)

- Her and Fletcher have an oddly healthy relationship

- Russian

[online-course-vip]

Jack Klott – Suicide & Self Harm: Stopping The Pain

Jack Klott – Suicide & Self Harm: Stopping The Pain Description Of Suicide & Self Harm: Stopping The Pain Your client just revealed that she’s having suicidal thoughts…what do you do? Does she have a gun? Has she written letters? Picked a location? Does she have hope something will change and doesn’t want to hurt family and friends? Helping clients confront the darkness of suicide and…

[chill-vibes-but-rainbow-panic]

Not to hijack this post, but, honestly, why are all the adults so damn tall???

(Polidori with children; for some scale)

Oxblood is the shortest teacher and still trumps the students in height

I know Klott is like, canonically a toddler, but he only reaches up to, like, the Count's ankle??? His knee, maybe???

Kryptina is at least twice Polidori's height and she's still shorter than him!

Vampire's must go through an immense growth spurt somewhen in their life

Oh jeebus wow that's a small guy

[abductsanxiety]

🦇 funky little bat kids 🦇

[sphaliro]

Day 9 of OC-October, I kept drawing my ambassador OCs from that fantasy story Shuzo & Everett are from. This is Hernia; she's a Dwarf from the kingdom of Giants chosen to be their translator. In language? Partially. Also? To convince Elves that Giants aren't terrifying. Mainly? To try convincing Shuzo to not act terrifying.

It sounds tiring, but they're best friends. They party, feast & hang out all the time, even though Hernia's barely tall as his knees. Dwarves & Giants have similar alcohol tolerance. (Her name's Hernia because she's a pain in the ass. It's /pos in their culture, I swear)

[luisatherabbit]

I'd love to see Klot in your style :) i think he'd be adorable

Yah sure!!

I should draw him more often tbh

[cryptic-loser]

They should let me make the official SFLV reboot /hj

... Tbh I might actually make a fan made reboot- Could be fun heehoo

[omegastryker]

How a Fan Helped a Sick Stars Player

Seattle, WA

5pm

The city in which the newest NHL will take place on 2021. A Stars fan has been wanting for this to come. Watching live stream of his team + interviews of the players and Tyler.

6pm

Tyler is having dinner with his friends and is having the time of his life. Just enjoying their company. Finishing cooking. His friend Jordan continues where he left off.

T-Tyler?

Yeah?

6:25

His friend finishes cooking and turns off the stove. Then suddenly...right there and then as he drinks BioSteel Red

I knew it! He's unresponsive. - Jordan

---

His other friend (Klott) alerts James via I.G

So for the remainder. James and his Mom was given a free ticket via the Stars. "Please James, your the only one." said Benn

Jetting from Seattle to DFW via the Southwest Air. They touchdown at the airport in 10p. There, they meet the coach. He tells them the situation.

Prior to this, James got a notice during work that he will be temporarily relocated to the Albertsons branch in Dallas

---

The girl who has been following Tyler is nowhere to be seen for the first time. Rather, in one of the days where James didn't have any work. He'd visit his friend and work with Stars.

Always on her phone, when there were times when he proposed a no media. So that he could spend time with his friends and "so-called" friend. But she wouldn't comply. But what made him sick?

Was it due to the BioSteel drink that if allowed to see James, a Stars fan from Seattle. That she'd spike his drink? Or due to a hot temp? James, along with Jordan questioned what happened.

James checked his drink. So the hot temp was out of the question. Being like a swat cop. That's odd...is that girl still here?!

Klott goes to catch that girl who was on her way out.

Not so fast. Klott cuffs her. James went out to question her. "Did u do something to his BioSteel drink? Don't act like a princess. I want answers, and I want them now.

What did u do during that time his friends were outside?

K, I admit it. I spiked the drink.

So it is true. U just made him sick. James, why don't u go to see him. I'll take her down to the DFW court *damn, and I had to miss my flight. Due to this - he said in his mind* - Jordan.

James took his motocross bike made for the streets to see #91.

As he parked his bike in a free from pay zone parking spot in the garage, turned off his bike. Grabbed his keys and headed inside. Asked at the receptionist if there was a Seguin. And it checked out. The doctors led him to #91's room. How did u know about 91 - some would say.

He watched games upon games of the Stars, but couldn't get the chance to see them live in person.

Well, until now. - Tyler said with a smile

Are u sure you're supposed to be up and about sir? U just woke up. - said a doctor.

Yeah, I'll be ok. More importantly that it's really cool that u guys made the long haul trip work here. - said a nurse

How did u know? - Tyler

Oh, his friend got (who is a boss in Albertsons) got in contact with me. Making it so that he can work on days that the Stars doesn't have any home game - said a nurse

James told his buddy what happened...

Yeah, I figured as much. She never did set her eyes on me. Despite her hovering over me or being next to me to see what I was doing. It never seemed to work. And u can guess why she was on a blocking people spree. Never wanted people, heck even the Stars community know what she was up to. Making them like "media blind".

But to worry about me too along with the Stars. It's like you found a new brother.

The DFW doctor also comes in."How's our Stars player?" - he said

Much better. - said Tyler

I requested someone to take your car home. Why don't u spend the day with him?

Thanks. It's just what I wanted. - Tyler

Riding with his buddy James on James' motocross bike for the first time. Tyler got to show his buddy places that he hasn't been to while he was in Dallas. Like the Dallas Arboretum and Botanical Garden, the Dallas eye, Dallas Museum etc... turning a sour day in to a brighter day. While taking either a hilarious selfie or a photobomb. Of which Tyler did, at the end of their journey (which included a private practice into the practice arena). Both cracked up as did the team, with Tyler's shenanigans.

Oh man, I needed that - said Tyler

How're u feeling? - James

Much better, thanks to u and the doctors. And thnaks, for reminding that it's not just about me. But first and foremost about the fans - Tyler

Anytime bud.

---

Thus, the girl who was with Tyler really didn't like the idea of fans wanted to see Tyler. So instead, she planed on having a whole day with him. For her, that didn't happen. Due to him getting sick.

[gemunkel-ueber]

DANKSAGUNG:

So der Plot ist vorbei, ich bin leider immer noch etwas Krank, aber das hier kann ich nicht zu lange warten lassen.

Ich danke allen Künstlern die sich an diesem Plot beteiligt haben: Arikel - für ganz viel Stuff wie Pergamente, Schlüssel der Leere, der Erde und des Metalls, Portalsteine sowie den Magiekreis und vor allem einen wunderbaren Endboss der ein super Finale lieferte! Julian/Rovan - für Header, Amulette die unsere Spieler in den Wahnsinn trieben und eine Statue, die Ihres Gleichen sucht. Klott - für Prof. Dr. Mandel sowie zwei Pergamente der Tagebücher. Aelovir - für Ha’zina, der die Gruppe Ratshet hinterher eilte und den Schlüssel des Wassers Suhtilis - für Ukam “Schaufel”, der die Gruppe Donnerfels mit Wasser sammeln beschäftigte, den Schlüssel des Holzes und ein Pergament für Itsu. Win’daji - für Itsu den Druiden, der die Gruppe Orgrimmar verwirrte. Sekhmet - für den Tüftler Dudex, der die Gruppe Silbermond teilweise paranoid werden ließ. Tyiria/Hirschi/Bera - für den super arroganten Prof. Güldensonn, welcher der Gruppe Beutebucht einzuheitzen wusste. Arylea - für den Schlüssel des Feuers. Thinael - für das Pergament von Ha'zina./p>

Vielen lieben Dank an unsere spielenden Spielleitungen:

Irathas - Slot 1 Gruppe 2

Elegias - Slot 1 Gruppe 4 + Finaltag 3 + Überlassung eines Channels im RTH Server zur Organisation,

Voigt - Slot 1 Gruppe 5

Osurgrimm - Slot 2 Gruppe 2

Rak’'gor - Slot 2 Gruppe 3

Ennera - Slot 2 Gruppe 4 + Finaltag 2

Endrion - Slot 2 Gruppe 4 und 5

Grillix - Slot 2 Gruppe 5

Neralyn - Slot 3 Gruppe 1

Cleophe - Slot 3 Gruppe 2

Nimzel - Slot 1 Gruppe 4 + Slot 3 Gruppe 3

Tyffie - Slot 3 Gruppe 3

Kinj’ja - Slot 4 Gruppe 1

Hyojin - Slot 4 Gruppe 2 + Finaltag 1 Ohne jeden Einzelnen von Euch, wäre das Pensum dieses Plots nicht machbar gewesen. Ich danke Euch für die zwar teilweise anstrengende aber immer Früchtetragende und super angenehme Zusammenarbeit. Auch wenns mal stressig wurde!

Unendlichen Dank an unsere Vollzeitspielleitungen. Meine dritt- und viert-Gehirne! Meine Unterstützungen in allen Plotlagen! Ohne Euch wäre das alles für mich nicht einmal vorstellbar gewesen! Ihr wart großartig! Nargal/Leigong - Danke, das Du ja gesagt hast, ohne genau zu wissen, wo es hingehen soll damals letzten Spätsommer und es trotz Erkältung mit uns bis zum Ende durchgezogen und mich immer wie er beruhigt hast! Uttrakha - Danke für all die Unterstützung, das Auflösen meiner Verwirrtheit - die ist leider angeboren. Du hast so oft meinen Kopf, aus der Schlinge gezogen. Danke das Du von Beginn an dabei warst und hinter mir gestanden bist wie eine Eiche! Faelys - Danke fürs mit mir durch dick und dünn gehen, meine Launen ertragen und mich immer wieder ausgleichend. Du bist eine wunderbare Stütze für mich gewesen, in all der Zeit, auch wenn Dich Dein RL tief im Griff hat, bist Du ein zuverlässiger und wundervoller Mensch.

Ihr drei ich kann mir keine besseren und unterstützenden Menschen für diesen Plot Vorstellen als Euch! Vielen Dank an Euch das Ihr mich mehrfach ins Bett verwiesen habt, selbst im Finale als es mir so dreckig ging und Ihr unser aller gemeinsames Baby nach Hause geschaukelt habt!

Vielen Dank an all unsere Spieler die mit uns zusammen diese Aufregende, spannende, aufreibende, stressige, hitzige, spaßige, erlebnisreiche, herausfordernde Jagt mitgestaltet haben. Ohne Spieler wäre so ein Plot nicht möglich, denn dann wäre alle Planung umsonst. Wir hoffen Ihr hattet von allem was dabei und vor allem ein Erlebnis von dem Ihr etwas zehren könnt. Dass es nicht immer 100 % für jeden passt, ist uns bewusst doch haben wir unser Bestes getan, um alles in allem ein stimmiges Gesamtbild für jeden zu erschaffen und 3 Wochen Freizeitgestaltung anzubieten, die man wahrnehmen konnte. Denn genau das sollte auch ein Plot sein, selbst wenn er OOC anstrengend wird hier und dort, sollte der Spaß daran überwiegen, für jeden Spieler aber auch für Spielleitungen.

Damit hoffe ich niemanden vergessen zu haben - aber sicherlich habe ich das irgendwo, egal wie sehr man sich anstrengt

Ein großes Danke an alle die ich nicht namentlich oder in Summe irgendwo eingeschlossen habe.

Ich wünsche Euch weiterhin viel Spaß und vielleicht sieht man sich mal wieder.

[marylee-sh-blog]

HHHHHHHHH

O MY GOD I FREAKING LOVE IT

Thanks klott hun!! 😘😘

Luv uu!

for @marylee-sh

^3^

[ghost-in-between]

My friends and I dressed like theese cuties for the first day of our motto week in school! My friends were Oskar and Sunshine, I was Klott haha.

Like if u think Oskar Von Horifficus is a Good Boy™️