#Klingon hell
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#Paul Kinsella#Pascal's Wager#hell#fear of hell#Gre'thor#Barge of the Dead#Fek'lhr#Klingon#Klingon hell#which god#many gods#so many gods#religion#religion is a mental illness
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I feel like their sparring outfits would just get sluttier and sluttier.
#jadzia dax#worf#star trek fanart#action poses are hard so this is from the school of Gomez and Morticia using weapons as an excusecto pose and seduce eachother#also yes I'm going to objectify the hell out of Worf it's what he deserves#trill#klingon
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Stonn x T'Pring and Sybok x Angel are the only SNW ships I like. Honestly, with the way the show is written, I'm rooting more for the Gorn than the Enterprise at this point.
With how that show's writing Vulcans I'm like 70% sure they're gonna make Stonn a bad guy or make T'Pring cheat on Spock so their relationship ends with "They both cheated!" or so that Christine can comfort Spock as if he hasn't been cheating on T'Pring pretty much the entire time he's been on screen. I watched a 'short trek' I think they're called? Because I heard T'Pring was in it but it was REAAALLY bad like humor I might have laughed at in middle school...anyway T'Pring was only in it so they could make a joke where the premise was "T'Pring keeps breaking up with Spock because she falls in love with other people and Spock is SOO sad about it" and I was like Hey. Are you even WATCHING your show???? You're taking potshots at the WRONG CHARACTER. Like, even if you wanna make that joke - Christine'd make more sense because Christine and Spock ARE actually 'keeping it casual' and Christine DOES actually date around whereas T'Pring is committed to Spock in SNW and trying at every turn to make their relationship work. It still wouldn't be funny if the girl constantly breaking up with Spock was Christine but having it be T'Pring literally doesn't even make sense. You can say "it's just a funny little joke" (as people say about a lot of SNW'S issues) but T'Pring is a female character who's been viciously maligned for YEARS and if their 'jokes' or 'comedy' come at the expense of their characters or the message of ultimate togetherness and hope in the galaxy then I don't find it funny. SNW isn't supposed to be a comedy I don't know why they keep trying to be 'funny' at the price of being earnest. This isn't a marvel movie. The pro-eugenics trial, killing the disabled character, killing the chronically ill character (and framing this as a beautiful relief), 'being disabled is worse than death' messaging, turning the Gorn into horror movie killer monsters (especially when they could have just made up another species), the bioessentialism, constantly maligning Vulcans as racist bullies (with Spock's half Human blood saving him) <- Which I hate ESPECIALLY when Spock has always been a symbol for mixed people in which he struggled equally with feeling belonging in BOTH cultures whereas in SNW it feels like "If he could only be released from Vulcan's evil clutches he could be happy!" + The laziness of cheating being a plot point in so many main characters' romance stories so far. [La'an wants to be with Kirk but that'd be cheating, Spock is cheating on T'Pring with Christine, Pike sleeps with another woman in 'Lift Us Where Suffering' despite having a girlfriend <- They COULD be open but I don't think this is explained. That's Five or Six characters involved in potential cheating and more if you count M'Benga wink-nudging Spock and Christine's relationship when he most likely knows Spock is engaged to T'Pring.] I just have no faith in SNW. It doesn't feel earnest, and it doesn't feel kind and I don't want to watch a show where they'll sacrifice someone's character at any time for an ultimately meanspirited joke.
#anti snw#Q&A#anon#& regarding La'an I was talking to a friend who told me that they basically#just took an Asian Male Stereotype: Unemotional Honor Bound Man and gave it to a woman instead - so yay progress#racial stereotypes are now gender neutral#also: I don't know for sure since I couldn't stomach whatever episode it was in but I've heard stuff about how they made#M'Benga like 'the most vicious killer in the army' or whatever for their war ptsd storyline bc of course they have a war ptsd storyline#against the klingons#and I don't like THAT because of how much black men are already feared and seen as inherently 'violent' and 'animalistic'#If you want to say 'it's to contrast how gentle he ACTUALLY is - war is hell v_v' then why not give that title of 'most brutal killer ever'#to christine???? I just don't feel like SNW is very thoughtful about real world issues and how they're reflected in their shows#or worse - they do recognize it and just don't care#Anson Mount is also a zionist so WHATEVER
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i can’t believe they didn’t have the klingons sing opera
#snw#snw spoilers#star trek#what an episode#when the klingons did their boyband thing i was literally dumbstruck what the hell#id liked to hear some opera tbh#or acid punk
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In the endless rainbow, different colors sometimes swim. A swath of brown, slipped inside...
Star Trek: The Next Generation Interactive VCR Board Game, a doorknob of Russel Wright's Manitoga but I couldn't find the photographer so here's the image, Untitled by Nastya Kaletkina, might be a stock photo cuz everything seems to source back to weheartit but the earliest post I could find was this, 'Image Of Meteor Phenomenon In The Falling Sky' captured by photographer David Euphemia, jerpro posted to tumblr and possibly edited by batvillainz, elie.simplehappiness posted to tumblr by peacefulandcozy, posted by CatacombCulture.com but the art might be by instagram user chelseasmarr, Lost Girl season 3 episode 11
#my moodboards#halloween#brown#pentagram#skull#moon#klingon#fairy#crow#candles#shooting stars#hell for certain#everyone was harmed during the making of this video
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“ that was quite the hand, but not for the game we are playing. ”
there's something to be said about how at ease shepard is even among the dangerous. despite being in a place most would consider to be the lion's den, there's not an ounce of tension in her frame, green and blue eyes sweeping over the augment's figure with something almost akin of amusement. there are dozens of files on him littered about encrypted files in the alliance; unfortunately for them, she's got the best hacker in the galaxy on board, and isn't afraid to break rules if it means getting the edge.
❝ ——— khan, right? ❞
as if she doesn't already know; and that shit - eating grin says it all. confident, perhaps, but not ignorantly so. there's crackles of biotic energy dancing across her skin, even while she's leveling him with her pistol. ❝ you must have had a good nap if you're complimenting me already. i just wanted to talk, but if you'd rather dance? i'm game. and if i win, you listen. yeah? ❞
@paramounticebound sent for an inbox meme.
#paramounticebound#answered.#since you don't have a mass effect verse i just#threw this in some kind of vague off - shoot from your main verse#war with the klingons? child's play.#how about a sentient race of machines hell bent on#wiping out all organic life forms?#presumably way way way far off in the future#but if you want to make something specifically for this crossover#lmk!#im just making it up as i go
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“Trueborn”? So what, you were grown in a tube?
You weren’t?
#asks#okay but fr#i kid- my first game was mechwarrior 2#so I’ve been a clan wolf dork since I first got into battletech#they’re goofy as hell and basically klingons but hey#you don’t pick the family you’re tube’d into
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b’elanna + janeway hugging is something that can be so personal 🥲🥺
#olivia watches voyager#i just watched the ep where b’elanna goes to klingon hell and !!!!#i just love b’elanna!!! i love b’elanna-centric episodes!!!
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if I was hoshi and someone made me leave my job as a professor to learn languages on the fly I’d be thrilled but I also think I’d kill Archer or someone within three days of being on the enterprise
#the stress!!!#I respect the hell out of her but if someone was yelling at me to learn Klingon they’re getting shoved#star trek enterprise#Star Trek watch through 1
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#Sek#Kar#star trek oc#[REDACTED] family shenanigans#klingon oc#Kar is Sek's childhood best friend whom he met bc Kar won a chess match against him and Sek started crying when Kar gloated about it#and Kar felt really bad v_v and they've been best friends ever since :)#also Kar was Sek's first kiss and they did a LOT of 'kissing practice' until Tuvok caught them and was like No. Enough Of That. Stop.#Kar had a MASSSIIIIIVE crush on him when they were kids#now Kar is Sek's..........friend. And they still kiss.#& T'Nia (Sek's wife) knows and is fine with it. Hell - she might fuck around and kiss Kar too#How Sek feels about Kar is: He is my closest friend and I will love him until the day I die <- romantic[????]#Sek & Kar made a pact as kids that if one of them was dying and there was no way out of it the other would kill them#so#yeah#star trek#star trek art#comix
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#spock & bones friendship is genuinely one of the best things ever#all throughout his autobiography spock references him and recalls shit he would say its so funny#at one point spock is like ‘yeah i would make a good diplomat because i can suffer fools (as mccoy could tell you)’ EVEN IN DEATH THE#PETTINESS CONTINUES#and i love how spock is like mccoy is the best person i know im sure hes having fun in hell <3#‘my absent friends’ got me tho i am punching the floor i am running around insane#and honestly thru the book i was like wow! mccoy is referenced a lot but kirk isnt unless he was directly involved in the action thats#interesting i wonder why. and then you get to the last two pages (the book is sectioned buy important ppl to spock and kirk is last) and#its so sad. fr spock is like everyone talks about him theres so many books about what can i add that hasnt already been said! and then he#says how can i write about someone so loved? which hurts because they had spent the last couple months on thin ice with each other over the#whole klingon treaty so. i feel insane#anyways HIGHLY recommend im making one more post abt it but otherwise i cant think to long about spock bc its so sad#captain’s log#tos#trek books
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Be really careful about excluding other forms of consuming media as somehow "not enough" compared to reading, because that's an ableist narrative.
Other totally valid ways to consume books:
being read to
audiobooks (as above but someone's paid to do it)
the movie version (may differ, but stories are allowed to be enjoyed in different ways)
braille
modern translations
other language translations
digitally (lots of people can't hold up the weight of a book!)
summary/edited/shorter versions for people with mental health issues and/or cognitive impairments
Because yes, the ruling class benefits from illiteracy, but it also really benefits from abled, health-privileged, and classist people from looking down their noses at people who have different needs and preferences.
If you think reading text is the only legitimate (or even the always-preferred) way to participate in stories, block me now. And I say this as a writer of books.
"Absolutely no one comes to save us but us."
Ismatu Gwendolyn, "you've been traumatized into hating reading (and it makes you easier to oppress)", from Threadings, on Substack [ID'd]
#everyday ableism#fuck ableism#fuck classism#fuck faux leftism that leaves out disabled and other different needs#sometimes the performance is better#Shakespeare for instance was meant to be viewed not read but both are valid#although you have not experienced Shakespeare until you have read him in the original Klingon#hell yeah I can make this about Star Trek#are you going to tell La Forge to his face that it doesn't count unless he reads text when his VISOR is off
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snw fucked up and I keep seeing people lump in disco because of course people only remember it’s a spin-off when they want to say something negative….disco would never do something like this lmao for all its faults bioessentialism unsurprisingly was not one of them
#(on twt not here to be clear)#in fact it argued against this#multiple times#over all the seasons#hell the first season involved Michael setting aside her beef with the Klingons for killing her parents to stop a bombing on q’onos
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*worf voice* “Minsk.”
#honestly a bummer that there was never any Real continuation of star trek from here#no way to know how the ferengi reforms went#or how the klingons adapted#if romulus and vulcan ever finished reunifying#what the hell happened to the cardassiana#and the dominion for that matter!
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Do the Vuclans that attended Spock and T'prings wedding-divorce know that Kirk wasn't killed and actually is still alive? Or did they just live under the assumption that Kirk is dead as hell until he randomly showed up one day to Vulcan in a Klingon bird of prey with Spocks' assumed corpse and performed a Jesus-esque resurrection on him.
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Look, y'all, I probably wouldn't be in Starfleet anyway - I'd probably be a civilian SLP consultant on the ship to lend my skills to planets as a gesture of goodwill or something. Star Trek all the way, especially if it means I can meet and woo Elnor 😎
#also the tags apply!#if I wanted to join Starfleet still I could#first of all it says 'not IN starfleet'#as in you haven't been admitted#but see that just means that enrolling in the academy or enlisting as a crewman is still an option#cuz starfleet is not a 'you can only enter at x point of time in your life' organization#and even if that loophole is closed up#being a civilian in the trek 'verse is pretty good#fully automated luxury gay space communism#sign me tf up#if I have to spend a couple of extra years in school to get up to speed on treating different vocal tracts and learning alien cultures#then so be it#I won't have to worry about paying for it or my living expenses anyway#and there are probably better laws around me getting out of an abusive situation if I had to#and better child care so I could go back to school for more training and have a kid still#plus hell yeah I'd love to learn how to treat a Klingon's speech or language disorder#seriously let me go practice speech-language pathology and marry my honest hot and sweet Romulan love and live in peace
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