#KittyG

[moonshynecybin]

imagine the number of people who lose their mind when a black cat appears again in the WEC/GT EU paddock in 2024 (Marc doesn’t need to shift in those situations but that’s a detail)

context here go read the REPLIES !

i love this…. i do think it was a lowkey viral sensation the first time around… broke motogp media containment made it onto nonsports news…. gifs of it on tumblr that aren’t made by repsol-ariel in 2013/14…. AND i think that they BOTH enjoyed it because it was cuteeeee and cruciallyyyy it was a little secret that no one else really knew about…. just for them! vale LOVES to have little pranks/inside jokes with people that are fun and only get revealed a while later (chicken prank.) and marc LOVES that he’s on the inside of one of those as well as just. getting to hang out as a little kitty cat with vale. feeling safe feeling happy and when he turns back he gets to chill in one of vale’s big t-shirts scrolling twitter and looking at the pics of his kitty head bumping up under vale’s hand as he drones on about turn eight or whatever…. the feeling of it just curls up right in his little heart

and RECONCILIATION ! inside joke two electric boogaloo. this time marc is a little older/settled so he can control the kitty transformation a little more. but he literally still loves an inside joke i’m sorry. jajajaja ass evil man. like this to me has the impetuous less on MARC maybe having a bad day and his kittybrain deciding to go bother vale for some comfort and more marc being a STINKER and deciding to bother him on tv for funsies. winding around his ankles. knocking over his water. finding the cameras and being in fact on camera. making everyone who remembers kittygate numero uno be like. is that the same fucking cat ??? and then grinning like the GRINCH the whole way home as vale complains that he’s trending in five countries

[wilfey]

Puppygirls and kittygals are the backbone of society and I think they should make the first contact with aliens before any politician could get even close

[hinako-supremacy]

kitty go kittyg o!!!!!

go kitty go kitty go kitty go! just ride kitty ride kitty ride kitty roll! go go go kitty go go go go kitty go go go go kitty go!!!!

[ohabeeeeeee]

i love how animals dont know about human things sometimes. i walk over to my cat, walking like a cartoon theif, hunched over and reaching out my hands with my fingers spread and a little curled like claws and my sweet kittygal notices me and lets out the sweetest, purest meow ever mewed, and its so cute i immediately stop being a cartoon villain and pet her

[nsfwphightinghcs]

I notice we’re into pet play?

I like to think slingshot acts like a kittyg a lot and rubs his face and body over Hyperlaser.. it turns both him and slingshot on BIG TIME!!!

I love old man x unexperienced younger man

also slingshot likes fingers in his mouth. I think he just likes things in his mouth in general,,,, it gets him going!!!

🩷~

[vocaloidcul-official]

tatsg bc you areg a catg. Fufking kittyg. I promise illg throw u into a tall boxg

Yeahg they were a great kidg!! Their art is amazing though theyg seem to haveg as many mental problema asg i do which is. Concerning.

Fuckg you you stuopidg feralf fucking cat -@vocaloidcul-official

Oh someone sent me an ask I wonder wh-

YOU!

YOU COME INTO MY INBOX, YOU SLANDER MY NAME AND CALL ME A CAT?!

I SHALL BITE DOWN UPON YOU WITH THE FORCE OF A THOUSAND DYING STARS FOR YOUR INSOLENCE!

How did you like meeting Ena? They're a good kid, right?

[kittyg39]

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[funeralgreys]

“hi welcome to mcdonalds what can I get for you?”

“yeah can I get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”

“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?”

“uuuuuh hold on”

*fishes something out of my pocket*

“catboy gerard what do I do”

“get the fries. you’ll need the energy in the coming days”

*stuffs it back in my pocket*

“uhh yes please the meal would be great”

[fairymint-archive]

IC sideblog now achieved!

[i-amarobot]

Love the trope of having an evil emporer tbh

[itsmechmech]

The kittygate - Part II

Part I : here

Few weeks ago, @chocolapeanut accepeted a collaboration with me <3. She did the lineart and I coloured it !

Hope you like !

[babydollkitta]

BabyDollKitty #myponysirlionking #kitty #cat #kittygal #rescuedogsofinstagram #meow #kittycat #catsofinstagram #cats #catwoman #babydollkitty #unconditionallove #luv #payitforward @official_josephanthony_pony

[arizonagirldiary]

KITTYGATE: A True Crime Story

THE CRIME

It all began on a warm autumn day. Summer stays around for a long time here in Arizona and it was over 90 degrees before noon that day.

That morning, to be precise.

I awaken slowly in the morning. I'd had a few cups of coffee, played on Twitter, and I really don't remember why I decided to walk outside of the back of my house where I have a small patio and a carport.

The patio is fenced in and I could see a plastic storage bin tipped on its side on the other side of my gate, with its top tightly in place. It was clear plastic with a white top. The type of container you might pack Christmas decorations in. I could see fabric, blankets, something that had fallen to the bottom when the bin was placed on its side.

“What the holy hell?"

I opened the gate, righted the tub, and pulled off the lid. What happened next sent me through so many emotions at one time that I decided I would first just scream and then sort things out afterward.

Inside the storage bin were 11 kittens. Later I would find out that they were two different litters. Seven two-week old and four four-week old kittens. The bin was swelteringly hot and the kittens were limp from the heat and no air. At this point I had stopped screaming and was now crying while hiccuping nonstop oh-my-Gods.

I knew, that if I had walked out my back door—perhaps five minutes later--this story would have a very different ending and I would never be telling you about it because I refuse to listen to or tell sad animal stories.

With all the commotion I was making, my across the alley neighbor, Gladys Kravitz, came running over to find out what was up for her bulletin reports to the neighborhood. Little did she know I was going to feed her enough info for a newsletter throughout the weekend.

As I mentioned, I was overcome with so many emotions. Fear, not understanding, confusion, maternal tugs, and looming above all others was a big grey cloud was an anger that stayed for days over this outrageous animal cruelty.

As I began to gather clues and witnesses for later reference for Kittygate, I noticed a note inside the bin which read:

"Dear friend,

Thank you so much for agreeing to take these kittens. We know you are the perfect person to take care of them."

Unsigned, of course.

THE SUSPECTS

Interestingly, my first suspect, Gladys Kravitz, who in addition to being the block gossip, is also known as The Cat Lady because she takes in the pregnant abandoned cats in our condos and finds homes for the kittens. A worthy deed. Indeed.

I knew.

I absolutely, unequivocally knew.

That the bin of kittens was accidentally left on my carport instead of Gladys's.

And so did she.

The proof was in her disappearing immediately. I could not believe it. All those litters she raised and no offer of help? My anger cloud grew, loomed and seethed. But I had no time to make a small doll and stick pins in it. I had 11 new children and not a clue of what to do with them.

There is also an older red-headed woman (a man I know says red hair is a sign from God) who is quite nosy, complains about the abandoned cats, and frequently walks by my house. Suspect number two.

THE CARE & FEEDING OF ROGUE KITTENS

I didn't know much about kittens but I did know they had to be in a safe, cool, place and must be fed. I make a 911 call to my sister-in-law, also a Cat Lady but much younger and nicer, to help me with these poor babies. She was over in 10 minutes. We corralled them in their first temporary home--a pillow fort in my bedroom. Cross that off your list as a good place for kittens. The older kittens immediately found delight in climbing over the pillow barriers and scampered all over the bedroom. Apparently the cooler air gave them a second wind. The smaller ones just piled on top of each other and slept.

My sister-in-law, who knows about all things feline, sent me off to a feed store for kitten formula and a stop by CVS, to get teeny plungers to feed them with. When I came home, my very wise sis-in-law had moved them to the bathtub where the porcelain walls made escape impossible. She asked if I had anything soft to put down on the bottom so I ran to raid my closet.

I returned with nearly all of my cashmere sweaters and scarves. I had just moved back to Arizona from California. A tank top and flip-flops are winter wear here. Sigh. I knew I'd never wear cashmere here. Might as well donate them to kittens in need.

As it turns out, kittens require nourishment every two hours. Thoughts of newborns did cross my mind. Especially thinking of waking every two hours and the idea of lack of sleep. Fortunately, my sister-in-law is a bonafide card-carrying Cat Lady. She not only feeds her own cats, but every stray within blocks of her home. She has a heart of gold and is one of my favorite relatives. Her daughter, Sara, is a Cat Lady-in-training, and was soon called in to action to join Kittygate. Between the three of us, we turned my bathroom into the perfect kitten feeding station.

YOU’RE ALL ON NOTICE AND I KNOW WHO YOU ARE

I took the note taped to the kitten’s bin and spewed venom all over a large note and pinned it to the back wall of my condo. Well, it might even qualify as a sign, I suppose. I accuse whoever left the kittens that they had left them at the wrong house, I was not their “friend,” and furthermore they nearly killed the kittens locked in an airless bin. Outraged I was. I wrote that I was going door to door (not really) to find the perpetrator.

ANIMAL CONTROL

This was a strange plot twist, but the next day Animal Control left an unsolicited note on my front door wanting details of Kittygate. Did I know that whoever left the kittens had committed the crime of animal cruelty? Hah. You bet I did. A copy of the Animal Control note was pinned to the ever expanding, okay it is a sign, on my back wall. Jail. I wanted jail time for these murderous fiends. I contacted Animal Control and told them what little information I knew. They even wanted the bin the kittens were left in, as well as the note. My kind of bureaucrats.

DAY THREE

By now, the four older kittens had figured out how to scale the Mt. Everest bathtub wall and were wandering around the toilet area. Kitty dorm had now became two separate areas. Which, in a way, was good because the older ones were now eating soft kitten food.

I have a cat, but have never had a kitten. I assumed they were born knowing how to use a cat box. Um, no. They were very adept at pooping next to the shoe box top litter boxes I made, but never quite hit the target.

It was time to find a place for the kittens to go—as much as I wanted 11 new pets. Of course, my sister-in-law had called every cat rescue in town. Cats are impossible to find homes for, and if you bring them to the city shelter…well, it's not good news.

THE HAPPILY EVER AFTER

BUT. Wonderful sis-in-law found a shelter in Phoenix that would take all 11 kittens if I would pay for foster families to care for them until they were six weeks old—an adoptable age. And the very best part, they were a no kill shelter.

So we bundled them up in cashmere-lined boxes and drove to Phoenix from where I live in suburban Mesa. Only when the intake person made up cards for each kitten did I truly believe there was really going to be a happily ever after for my precious kittens.

I made my final entry on the Kittygate sign and left it up for one more week before I took it down.

Total cost, kaching = $256.00 you heartless (x-rated words)

SOLVING THE CASE

A bright spot to come out of this whole debacle is that most of my neighbors are now afraid of me and no one talks to me. As I prefer. My brother Danny claims that everyone is afraid of me due to an incident with my mother's gardener. I rather like it this way. Fear me. Even Gladys Kravitz returned her spare key to my house. A guilt offering, no doubt.

I suppose I'll never find out who left the kittens at my door, upended my life for three days, and cost me the $256 I really didn't have to spare. But I can tell you this much…

My neighbors now all believe I'm BADASS.

_________________

This true story is dedicated to Allison Pecallier.

[bestservedcold89]

Nyaaa! My kitty ears came and i am soooo happy with them so far! Nyaa i got all dressed up so i could take photos! #kittygal #transgirl #girlslikeus

[abyssurviveda]

random starter for @kittpaddon​ !

SHE PLACES THE CUP OF COFFEE IN FRONT OF KITT , HAND WAITING AS IF IT’LL SLIDE STRAIGHT OFF OF THE DASHBOARD AND INTO THEIR LAPS ( won’t be the first time ) - -------ivy fishes her notepad from her coat pocket , turning ( as much as the car seat will allow ) to face the girl head on , her own coffee clenched between knees . ❛ first things first , that coffee spill in this car and we’re done for ; it’s a rental . now , what we’re really here for ; you saw what and when kittygal ? don’t skimp out on the juicy shit , you know i love it when you keep it all in . ❜  

[radiovisual]

03 09 13 17 ( of COURSE ), 20, 30, 38

03. What would be their favorite physical trait about themselves?

hmmm........... HIS favorite would probably be his antlers, he thinks theyre cool as shit and hes lowkey a little smug that theyre naturally Larger than most of his doubles' while in a resting state lmao, but he will admit that the most conventionally attractive part of him is his narrower waist n how it blends with his hips and chest, and he does hold Some pride for it, but mostly only as an outsider looking in rather than genuinely liking it, if that makes sense???

09. Do they have a favorite season? What about a favorite holiday?

Fall or Winter! Leaning a bit more towards Fall because he doesn't like the cold, but he can't stand the sweltering heat either so Summer is a no go--he also really likes Halloween and Christmas, but it does lean more towards Halloween!

13. What are your character’s sleeping habits? Heavy or light sleeper? Blanket stealer? One that always rolls onto the floor? Pushes their lover onto the floor? Sleep talker or walker?

EXTREMELY HEAVY sleeper, he absolutely steals blankets, sometimes a leg will poke out over the side of the bed, if their in his bed that means he can tolerate them and they will get snuggled, he might sleep talk a Little bit, but its definitely unintelligible jargon.

17. Does your character have dreams of getting married and/or having children?

Married? No, fuck marriage, he hates it, his dad tried to get him married and he Bit the mf to end the ordeal, he would Actually rather lose a limb than get married! But he does really really want kids 👉👈🥺 preferably his own bio kids but he is absolutely Not Opposed to adopting!

Or kidnapping.

He'll steal your baby if you leave it unattended.

20. Does your character like animals? What are some of their favorite animals? Would they want pets? What about mythological creatures?

He loves animals! As food and friends!!! He's always been fond of watching wild animals do their thing since he was a child (he was absolutely the kinda toddler to go hopping around following frogs n shit like that), so he likes a long of the animals he saw growing up! Frogs, gators, raccoons, etc. He actually currently has a pet! She's something like taxidermy n something like a doll, brought to life by his magic while he was figuring out how to use it in Hell--But I still don't have a name for her! I usually just call her Kittygator! Bc you cant go wrong with just saying whats on the tin!

30. When it comes to the arts (music, film, theater, etc), what does your character like?

MUSIC! With a healthy side of theater! In all his free time since arriving down in hell he's learned to play a VAST amount of instruments, and he does occasionally make up his own songs! He just never shares them, and that's one of the few things keeping him from becoming a damn Music demon.

38. What kind of weather does your character like? Cloudy skies, rainy days, sunshine, etc?

Cloudy and rainy! It makes him feel very cozy. I dont have much else for this one so heres a photo i took the other day of a very pretty cloudy sky!