#Kingdom Hearts Shitpost

[fridgefanatic]

Xemnas' pronouns are "what's left / all there ever was"

bonus Demyx interaction below cut:

[heysailorboy]

kingdom hearts 4

[holleighgram]

Kh4 finna be lit

[khgenerator]

ah, yes, the three genders: boy, girl, and Keyblade Master

[goth-automaton]

"I'm coming over, you better not be Spoonful Assassin!"

Me:

[water7-ebooks]

[notanothervideogameblog]

Hey, I just realized that every numbered instalment of the Kingdom Hearts series technically kills off one of the flagship Disney characters.

KH1 - Mickey gets locked in "Hell" with Riku in the ending

KH2 - Goofy gets brained and is treated as dead for a bit

KH3 - Donald uses his lifepoints to cast the strongest spell in existence and dies from the strain before time gets rewound

[baladiumsdrive]

Riku thinks it looks really dumb but he won’t say it out loud

[rwac96]

It seems like Sora thinks No Nut November means that you don't eat nuts for the entire month. Kairi, are you going to tell him what it actually means?

"No," Kairi said with a mischievous smile, "and not for sexual reasons. I'm just gonna see him go nuts, no pun intended, for an entire month without cashews or chocolate with nuts."

The redhead giggled, watching the spiky brunette groaned, as he was eating what felt like his tenth plain chocolate bar. Sora grimaced, evident in his preference for the nutty candy bars.

[theredpheonix52]

Can Kingdom Hearts fans do what all the Joshes did in 2021 and meet in a field and fight one another?

We could have our own keyblade war.

Just some food for thought

[fridgefanatic]

Frollo said the thing lmao

Happy pride! (genuinely ^-^)

[spinzzy]

france canonically exists in the Kingdom Hearts universe

[holleighgram]

@tennelleflowers

[khgenerator]

I can't believe it's not Sora