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The paopu fruit explicitly performs the sacrament of matrimony as understood by the Christian faith, this symbolism is not acc-

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remember me

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Kingdom Hearts very unfortunately does not have very many female characters and does not always write them the best (Kairi deserves so much better)

This does however open the road to so much Yaoi

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Desperately need everyone to understand the QPR Even x Ansem ship

Because I just love them. They are two old men, and they love each other

They give each other little smooches on the forehead and hold hands and that is it.

They’re in love but they’re not

They are lab partners in such a way that is neither platonic nor romantic but a secret third thing that only they will ever truly understand

Shipping them so hard, but I do not want them making out sloppy style like most of my other ships. These men would not do anything sloppy

They exchange smooches and autistic rants and care deeply about their son

They are partners and platonic husbands

They’re so in love but they’re not

They care so deeply for each other, but can make the worst mistakes imaginable to each other (complete betrayal of trust on Even’s side and Abandonment on Ansem’s)

Playing with them like dolls but instead of making them kiss they’re doing silly little experiments together

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This is a lie I wrote Xehabraig fics last year

Strong urge to write Radiant Garden fics but I haven’t been able to sit down and write a fic in two years

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Strong urge to write Radiant Garden fics but I haven’t been able to sit down and write a fic in two years

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Need to replay every single KH game immediately

(Guy who won’t have his PlayStation for another two weeks)

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Shout out to Even trying to pull rank as if that means anything in the organization

The rankings of the Organization mean absolutely nothing which makes Even trying to pull rank one of the funniest things in CoM

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Even’s weapon being a shield will always get me

A weapon that on the surface level does not look like it would suit him at all, and it’s like yeah, okay he’s protecting himself. But then as you go through CoM, BBS, and DDD he’s protecting Ienzo.

The shield isn’t for him.

Aghgahag

Dad Even you have my heart and soul.

Absolute fucking sucker for protective dads

Bonus: Lexeaus’ apology to Ienzo in CoM. Dead, on the ground, screaming in the pillow

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The stats in 358/2 days are really funny

CHOOSE YOUR FIGHTER! We have:

1. Normally balanced (mostly)

2. The minmaxers

3. Jesus fucking christ

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“i wish i could go out braless but-“ “i wish i didn’t have to shave but-“ “i wish i didn’t have to wear makeup but-“ STAND UPPPP FUCKING STAND UP JUST DO WHAT YOU WANT. NOBODY IS GOING TO SHOOT YOU OR ARREST YOU FOR BEING A LITTLE “UGLY” UOU WILL LIVE AND REALIZE THAT YOUVE BEEN IN A prison largely of your own making THIS WHOLE TIME

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THEM!!!! THEM THEM THEM!!!!! THEY ARE QUEER PLATONIC DADS AND I LOVE THEM

Hey queer people, I’d like it to be a thing for us to ship characters in queerplatonic relationships. Like just as much (or more! That would be so fun) as we do in sexual/romantic ones.

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In honor of pride month I shall now asexualize/aromantisize your kingdom hearts characters

Ephemer - aroace romance/sex repulsed

Luxord - asexual, sex neutral

Luxu/Bragi/Xigbar - demisexual, demiromantic

Ansem the wise - asexual, sex-repulsed, aromantic, QPR with Even

Even - asexual, sex-repulsed, demiromantic QPR with Ansem

Ienzo - aroace, sex and romance repulsed

Ventus - aroace sex and romance repulsed

Aqua - asexual, sex neutral

Namine - aromantic, romance neutral

Vanitas - aroace

Pence - aroace, he just wants to play video games and make computers

Dilan - demiromantic

Aeleus - greyaroace

I will fight anyone who disagree with me /j

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i can't find that one post about how axel refuses to sit like a normal person but i have a contribution

this man doesn't sit, he drapes himself over the nearest surface

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doctor he wants to talk about his ocs but has nothing concrete to say about them. and yes it's fatal.