#Kim Hammett

[duffsmckagan]

Fem!Kirk (Kimberley “Kim” Lee Hammett) is an adorable cinnamon bun like her male counterpart. She’s got cutesy moments with her band mates Jamie, Lara, Claire, Jaye, and Roberta (Especially Lara). With Lara they have a ship name (Klara). Just like Klars, they kiss, hug, look at each other with that “awe” look, and have no problem undressing in front of each other either. It pisses off Jamie. Kim and Lara don’t care though. She’s a vegetarian too as she considers cows her friends.

Kim: Have you considered going vegetarian?

Lara: Um, no.

Jamie: (Eating a hamburger) No.

Kim: You two should consider it.

She’s a funny gal too

Kim: (Has a cigarette in her belly button) Hey, Lara!

Lara: (Chuckles) Um, Kim, what are you doing?

Kim: I’m pregnant!

Claire: Aye, Jamie, check this shit out! Kim’s got a baby in the oven.

Jamie: Huh, I always thought Lara would be the first to pop out babies.

Lara: >:(

Kim: I’m just fucking around. I make my man wear condoms.

She’d be shipped with either Lara Ulrich 💅 ❤️ or Cliff or James 🔥. Why Cliff or James? Because both dated girls who kinda looked like Kirk.

[laderniereseancedecedrique]

METALOCALYPSE ARMY OF THE DOOMSTAR (2023)

Nathan doit sauver son groupe, arrêter la Metalocalypse et affronter le mal ultime : Salacia. Mais son ego est un obstacle.

[ollyisbusy]

welcome to my blog!!

my name is olly and I use she/her pronouns. I won’t say my exact age, but im in highschool.

dni: basic dni criteria (racist, homophobic, etc), proshipper, gore blog, ed blog, nsfw blog, hazbin hotel enjoyer /srs, 25+

music: you can probably tell my favorites just by scrolling through my blog but I’ll list some anyways! Nirvana is my #1 favorite band. I also love Metallica, Joan Jett and the Blackhearts, Alice In Chains, The Smashing Pumpkins, Green Day, Sonic Youth, Hole, Queen, Babes in Toyland, Kittie, and Arctic Monkeys. I also love David Bowie, Beck, and Jeff Buckley.

hobbies: im teaching myself guitar but I haven’t gotten very far yet. I LOVE drawing. I also love reading. my favorite books are the Miraculous Journey of Edward Tulane, Daisy Jones and the Six, and The Perks of Being a Wallflower. I also dance and collect bratz dolls, crystals, and different medias of music.

original posts are tagged with #ollyisntbusy !!

links ➜ spotify ★ landing ★ carrd

[jamescliff83]

Kirk and Kim Thayil.

[musicmags]

[xanticore]

hello everyone!! sorry for being inactive for a bit, i was away from home for KCON!!! I had so much fun and each night tired me out so..no time to be on tumblr to write. Im going home today so wait for me everyone!! Fics will be back in time on my personal time!! <33

[mypoisonedvine]

eddie munson with 90. "is it just me, or does your celebrity crush look a lot like me?", with fem!reader

I didn't use the exact line of dialogue just the concept, I hope you don't mind! I love this request though!!

warnings: just fluff and a wee bit of angst along the way, friends to lovers, 'unrequited' love (the love is requited they are just stupid)

100 random prompts - send me a number and a character!

"Admit it-- you'd let him do anything he wanted to you," Robin laughed teasingly.

"Honestly? Yeah, probably," you agreed as you bit your lip.

"What if he's, like, a freak or something?" she wondered. "Like what if he's into something really fucked up?"

"It would still be hot, 'cause it's him," you decided.

"So if he came up to you right now, and said 'hey, you're cute, wanna come back to my place and take a bath with me in a tub of mayonnaise?' you would..." she prompted.

"I would ask if he knows where I can get bulk mayonnaise for a discount," you grinned.

"Ew! You hate mayonnaise!" she grimaced.

"Yes, but I love him," you explained.

Just then, Eddie hopped up to your table, straddling one of the attached benches with a smile. "Woah, who do we love?" he asked.

"Eddie, you can't just barge in to a private conversation," Robin corrected with a frown.

"Private? I can hear the girlish giggling from the theater room," he scoffed. "Besides, I wanna know the gossip. You've got it bad for somebody?"

He looked around the room as if he would figure out who it was by examining the students, but Robin shook her head. "It's not, like, a real guy. It's her celebrity crush."

"And future husband," you beamed.

"Would I know who it was if you said it?" Eddie wondered.

You thought about not telling him, but it didn't really matter, because Robin blurted it out. "Probably-- it's Kirk Hammett, from Metallica."

Eddie's eyes went wide for a second, before he grinned and leaned one arm against the table. "I guess I should take that as a compliment."

You laughed softly in confusion. "What?"

"You know-- 'cause I look like him!" he announced excitedly.

Robin tilted her head as he stared at Eddie. "Oh yeah!" she said. "You know, now that you say it--"

"No," you shook your head, "you're not like him."

"Yes I am!" he laughed, though it sounded more like a sound of bewilderment than amusement. "Come on, are you serious? People say it all the time!"

"Well, they probably just say it cause you play guitar."

"And the hair?!" he yelped, shaking his mane around for emphasis which made Robin snort.

"Lots of guys have long hair nowadays!" you rolled your eyes. "That doesn't mean anything. Robin's blonde, doesn't mean she looks like Goldie Hawn!"

"Wait, I don't?" Robin asked sarcastically, feigning offence.

"It's not just that-- you seriously don't see it?" Eddie pouted. "Look at me-- I mean, really look at me."

You did, narrowing your eyes slightly as you examined him; he held his arms out as if to show himself to you, which did give you a better view of his arms and ink, but you frowned and shook your head. "I just see Eddie," you shrugged.

He deflated a bit. "Right, well-- anyways, did we get Robin to share her celebrity crush?"

"That was the next order of business," you explained with a smirk, and you both put your attention on the girl across the table.

"Nope-- my lips are sealed," Robin assured.

"If we can guess her name, will you tell us?" Eddie asked.

"No, I'll never--" she started to insist, but the two of you were blurting out names already.

"Brooke Shields!" "Kim Basinger!" "Ooh, Annie Lennox!"

"Guys," Robin groaned, rolling her eyes, but she was starting to blush, too.

~

You and Eddie were sitting side by side on the ground, backs leaned up against the outer wall of the school; his knees were bent and his arms were draped over them, while you sat with your legs overlapping as you tied wildflowers from the lawn into a daisy chain.

"You're quiet," you noticed.

"So? There's not much to say," he replied.

"When has that ever stopped you from running your mouth?" you smirked, looking up at him, but he wasn't smiling back at you so yours sank. "You've been quiet for a while."

"Guess I'm not that peppy today," he decided, staring forward at his fingers as he mindlessly spun one of his rings around.

"Not today," you explained, "like, all week. Is everything okay?"

He shrugged a little as if to say, it doesn't matter.

"Seriously, just talk to me," you pleaded. "Whatever it is, I wanna help."

"You can't help, okay?" he snapped,

"I can't stop thinking about what you said," he admitted. "When you and Robin were talking about your celebrity crush--"

"Listen, Eddie, I'm sorry if I don't see a resemblance, but it's not that big of a deal--"

"No, no, not that," he sighed, "I meant... what you said after. That you just see Eddie."

You knit your eyebrows together, not sure what he was getting at. He finally looked back at you, and the sadness in his eyes made your breath catch.

"That's all you're ever gonna see, isn't it?"

You sighed a little, looking away for a moment. "Ed, not this again--"

"C'mon, babe, you know I'm crazy about you," he sighed, tilting his head until it leaned against the wall behind him. "And I know every excuse you've given me-- you're not ready for a relationship, you don't want to ruin what we have, you don't want to bring me into your messed up brain-- but if you're into this guy who looks like me but you don't want me then... then it must just be that I'm awful, right?"

"Eddie, no," you denied with a pout, but he scoffed and looked ahead again.

"It's okay, I get it," he sighed. "I wouldn't wanna date me either. You deserve all the fancy stuff, y'know? Getting driven to cool dates in a nice car, hanging out at his house and not, you know, a dirty old trailer--"

"I don't want all that stuff," you assured, moving in closer to him. "I want somebody sweet and fun and smart--"

"I knew it's 'cause I can't fuckin' graduate," he mumbled, but you put your hand on his arm to get his attention.

"Eddie, you're not listening to me," you scolded. "It's not you, it's me. And I know that's a cliche but it's true."

"How can it not be me?" he rolled his eyes. "I'm a freak, and a fuck-up, and a flunk-out, and you're basically perfect--"

"Oh my god, you're, like, my dream guy, okay?!" you spat out, louder than you meant to. He finally shut up, and looked at you like he could finally see it-- like he finally knew. "I always liked you," you continued, a little softer and shier than before, "but I knew if I... if we ever actually, you know, went for it, I'd just mess it all up. And you're the last person I'd ever want to hurt--"

He cut you off with a kiss: a sudden, sweet, hungry kiss that caught you off-guard for a second before you melted into it.

It wasn't that one kiss could make all your fears about a relationship go away... but it sure could make them seem a lot less important. And it definitely could help convince you that it was worth the risk.

When he pulled back, he held your face even as you tried to look away to hide it. "Sorry," he said, taking his hands away slowly, "I just had to do that."

"Oh, Ed," you hummed, "you're so cute I could die."

He got a little red in the face, which only made the cuteness more apparent. "Aw hell," he snorted, scratching the back of his neck nervously. "You think I'm cute 'cause I look like Kirk?"

"No," you smiled, "I like Kirk 'cause he looks like you."

[the-90s-music-colosseum]

The Most Attractive 90s Musician tournament - Round 1

GROUP A (over)

Match 1 - Geddy Lee vs Alanis Morisette

Match 2 - Brett Anderson vs Shirley Manson

Match 3 - KD Lang vs Kat Bjelland

Match 4 - Jarvis Cocker vs Mike Starr

Match 5 - Donita Sparks vs Matt Bellamy

Match 6 - Mike McCready vs Mike Dirnt

Match 7 - Zack de la Rocha vs Selena Quintanilla

Match 8 - Melissa auf der Maur vs Adam Horovitz

GROUP B (over)

Match 1 - Sean Kinney vs Mariah Carey

Match 2 - Rivers Cuomo vs Flea

Match 3 - Lauryn Hill vs Atsushi Sakurai

Match 4 - Shania Twain vs Dave Mustaine

Match 5 - Bilinda Butcher vs Whitney Houston

Match 6 - Dave Navarro vs Powerline

Match 7 - Dolores O'Riordan vs Missy Elliott

Match 8 - Janet Jackson vs Hope Sandoval

GROUP C (over)

Match 1 - Madonna vs Marty Friedman

Match 2 - Serj Tankian vs Prince

Match 3 - Tumblr anon vs Keanu Reeves

Match 4 - D'arcy Wretzky vs Kirk Hammett

Match 5 - Scott Stapp vs Martin Gore

Match 6 - Rachel Goswell vs Krist Novoselic

Match 7 - James Iha vs Tupac Shakur

Match 8 - Liam Gallagher vs Ville Valo

GROUP D (ongoing)

Match 1 - Patricia Morrison vs Chuck Schuldiner

Match 2 - Michael Stipe vs Michael Hutchence

Match 3 - Jason Newsted vs Mike Inez

Match 4 - Axl Rose vs Alex James

Match 5 - Kim Deal vs Tracy Chapman

Match 6 - Rob Halford vs Eric Martin

Match 7 - Henry Rollins vs Jay Kay

Match 8 - Chino Moreno vs Stephen Malkmus

ROUND 2 GROUP A PROPAGANDA SUBMISSION

Mini brackets and games:

Battle of the Mikes

previous tournament results <3 congratulations Tidal!

[cliffburtonscig]

MASTERLIST

SMUT: ⁎ FLUFF: ~ ANGST: ৻

METALLICA

James Hetfield

feel it *

Kirk Hammett

Lars Ulrich

Cliff Burton

Jason Newsted

Robert Trujillo

GNR

Axl Rose

Steven Adler

Saul "Slash" Hudson

Izzy Stradlin

quiet *

Duff McKagan

MOTLEY CRUE

Nikki Sixx

Mick Mars

Tommy Lee

Vince Neil

QUEEN

Freddie Mercury

Roger Taylor

John Deacon

Brian May

NIRVANA

Dave Grohl

Krist Novoselic

CRIMINAL MINDS

Spencer Reid

Aaron Hotchner

Derek Morgan

Others

MARVEL

Bucky Barnes

Steve Rodgers

Peter Parker

Tony Stark

Thor Odinson

Wade Wilson

Others

THE WALKING DEAD

Rick Grimes

Daryl Dixson

Carl Grimes

Glenn Rhee

Negan

Others

STRANGER THINGS

Billy Hargrove

001

Steve Harrington

Eddie Munson

Will Byers (aged up)

Dustin Henderson (aged up)

Mike Wheeler (aged up)

Jim Hopper

Jonathan Byers

Lucas Sinclair (aged up)

others

HARRY POTTER

Harry Potter

Hermione Granger

Tom Riddle

Draco Malfoy

Severus Snape

Ron Weasley

Luna Lovegood

Sirius Black

Cedric Diggory

Neville Longbottom

Remus Lupin

Bellatrix Lestrange

Regulus Black

Lucius Malfoy

Fred Weasley

George Weasley

Lorenzo Berkshire

Theodore Nott

Blaise Zambini

Oliver Wood

METAL LORDS

Kevin Schlieb

Hunter Slyvester

OUTERBANKS

Rafe Cameron

JJ Maybank

John Rutledge

Pope Heyward

BTS

Kim Seokjin

Min Yoongi

Jung Hoseok

Kim Namjoon

Park Jimin

Kim Taehyung

Jeon Jungkook

[duffsmckagan]

Untitled Post

A short story. Metallica (Mid 1985) were just hanging around. Each member had a beer in their hand.

Lars: (Takes a sip from his beer) So, um guys, what should we do today? James: (Takes a sip from his beer) How about we go check out that new skate park? Lars: Um, James we've been there 10 times this month. James: (Sighs) You're right. You have any idea on what we can o today, Cliff buddy? Cliff: How about we check out that new pancake house? Lars: Um, Cliff we've been to that pancake house 15 times already. Cliff: (Sighs) Yeah, but we haven't been there for the sixteenth time. How about we make a 16th trip there? Lars: I'm sick of pancakes. Kirk: (Sees two very beautiful girls) Dudes, (Points in the girls direction) how about we go talk to those cute girls over there. James: Good idea, Kirk! Cliff: Oh yeah! Lars: Um, that's a great idea. Kirk.

Little did the guys know that the two girls are Kim Hammett (Fem!Kirk) and Lara Ulrich (Fem!Lars). Both are holding glasses of wine in their hand.

Lara: Um, what do you want to do today? Kim: (Points in the boys direction) Boys are approaching us, Lara! Lara: How nice (Rolls her eyes).

The boys approach the two lovely ladies.

Lars: Hello ladies-

Lars notices that Fem!Kirk looks like Kirk, but with b00bs. Everyone else notices that Lara looks like Lars, but with longer hair and b00bs, plus she has hips.

Cliff: (Whispers to Lars) Woah, she looks just like you, but with tits and longer hair. Lars: Hello ladies. Um, what nice weather we're having, huh? Lara: Um, yes. It's going to be sunny all day and dry. James: (Mumbles while staring at Kim) Oh, it won't. I'm going to make you wet. Kim: Huh, what'd you say? James: Uh, nothing. It'll rain today. I saw the forecast.

James chugs his beer nervously.

Kim: You cuties haven't introduced yourselves yet. Lars: We're very sorry for that. I don't know if you have heard of us.

Lara and Kim stare at Lars blankly.

Cliff: We're a thrash metal band called Metallica. Lars: (points to himself in pride) I came up with the name. Lara: Um, that's cool. I'm Lara Ulrich, the drummer for Metallicunt. I came up with the name by the way. I like tennis, skying, scuba diving, film and art. I hope to have kids one day. Kim: I'm Kim Hammett, the guitarists to Metallicunt. I like horror movies, skateboarding, surfing, manga, anime, and comic books. I also own a cat. Lara: She's heterosexual. Kim: That's bullshit! I'm bi, and you're my Bi lover (kisses Lara on the lips)

The bands eyes widen.

Cliff: (Whispers to Lars again) See, I told you. Lars: (Nods) Cliff: Nice to meet you two. Anyways, I'm Cliff, the bassist of the band. That's Lars, our drummer- Lars: I can introduce myself, thank you pal (pats Cliff on the shoulder). Cliff: Anyways, I love pancakes, beer, classical music, jazz, and animals. Lara: Um, that's ni- Cliff: I also have a big drumstick (winks at both Kim and Lara). Kim: Wait, I thought you were the bassist? Lara: I'm not surprised. They say bassists can do it better. James: I'm James Hetfield, lead singer, guitarist, and lyricist. I like skateboarding, snowboarding, football, and hunting. And I fuck like a beast too (winks at Kim). Kim: Oh my. Did you hear that, Lara? Lara: (Crosses her arms and bites her lips) Yeah. Kim: And what's your name, cutie patootie? Kirk: (Blushes) I'm Kirk Hammett, the guitarist. I also like comic books, anime, manga, horror movies, and skateboarding. Lars: He's basically the awesome weird little brother of the group. His riffs are hot, but his jokes suck. Kirk: My jokes don't suck. Lara: You're adorable. Kirk: I go down girls all the time. They call me the genital torturer.

Lara and Kim start to giggle. Lara and Kim are now each side of Kirk holding his arms. He is still holding a beer in one hand.

Lara: I think you won. Boyfriend material right here. Kim: A man that goes down on a girl is the hottest thing.

Kirk and the two girls walk away.

Kirk: Bye, guys.

James, Lars, and Cliff just stood there as Kirk walks away with two lovely girls.

Lars: Um, so what do you guys ant to do now?

[meteorcitypod]

Season 2 Finale | Catalyst

Life in Meteor City is over as we know it. Bianca struggles to come to terms with her losses. A confrontation at Dee's funeral cements Bianca's next move.

In this episode, you hear:

Daisy Guevara as Bianca

Ernesto Valentin as Malcolm Diaz

Jarred Worley as Wes Cambell

Alex Hammett as RJ Taylor

Sam Kim as Dr. Antoine Kim

Leslie Gideon as Bethany Cain-Cambell

Cole Burkhardt as Trina

Gary Scott Ducharme as Joseph Cain

This episode's featured artists were Regina Del Carmen and Lewis Knudsen link to the full songs in the show notes. 

Meteor City is a Wrightwood Studios production. Written and Directed by Madelyn Dorta and Produced by Ernesto Valentine and Angel Dorta.

Follow us on Twitter & IG @meteorcitypod

[singeratlarge]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY to Hank Ballard, Brand X’s 1977 LP LIVESTOCK, Jake Brockman (Echo & the Bunnymen), film composer Carter Burwell, Michael Carabello (Santana), trumpeter-bandleader Don Cherry, Imogene Coca, Linda Evans, Fabolous, composer-violist Lillian Fuchs, Kirk Hammett, Mexican Golden Age actor-singer Pedro Infante, Amanda Lear, Cherokee activist Wilma Mankiller, Paul McCartney’s 1985 single “Spies Like Us,” Metallica’s 1997 RELOAD album, Jeramy Mohler, Eugene Ormandy, Graham Parker, John Parr, Herman Rarebell (Scorpions), Cindy Blackman Santana, Rudy Sarzo, Compay Segundo, Duncan Sheik, astronaut Alan Sheperd, the 1930 Fred Astaire/Bob Hope musical SMILES, Howard Thurman, Shania Twain’s 2002 UP! album, Brenda Vaccaro, J.C. Watts, Kim Wilde, Owen Wilson, and the Great American singer-songwriter Johnny Mercer. 

Among his many hit songs are now-standards such as “Autumn Leaves” and “Moon River”—all told he wrote lyrics for 1500 published songs. Besides winning many awards, he co-founded Capitol Records, the first “indie label” of the 20th Century not dependent on the film industry or other corporate interests. Mercer was one of those fabled “napkin writers,” meaning he’d grab any scrap of paper handy, throw down lyrics, then have a demo ready within hours. “Ac-Cent-Tchu-Ate the Positive” was inspired by a sermon he heard on the radio. Normally he’d pitch the song to other singers but it was perfect for his voice. His recording was a Top 10 hit and has been used in several films. Here’s my take—I’ve grown fond of it and it’s a touchstone of my “assisted living home set.” 

https://johnnyjblairsingeratlarge.bandcamp.com/track/ac-cent-tchu-ate-the-positive

#johnnymercer #positive #accentuate #singersongwriter #greatamericansongbook #napkin #film #soundtrack #assistedlivinghome #carehome #johnnyjblair #singeratlarge #birthday

[ritualmisery]

Lars Ulrich and Kirk Hammett on a plane w/ Chris Cornell circa '96/'97

[teababe27]

Record Store Day 2022 haul from Darkside Records in Poughkeepsie!!

Pic 1: Moving Pitchers, an album of Rush covers by Charlie Benante (drummer from Anthrax), Alex Skolnick (guitarist from Testament), Ra Diaz (bassist from Suicidal Tendencies, also Korn but for who knows how long) Brandon Yeagley, (singer from Crobot), and Mee Eun Kim (keyboards for Trans Siberian Orchestra, among others). These Rush covers were an absolute gift during the peak of the pandemic, so it’s great to have them in a physical form. Look them up on YouTube as well, they’re great. Rush is my favorite band ever, and I’m also a sucker for anything Alex Skolnick does, so that’s a nice bonus too. I may also try to check out Crobot because of this.

Pic 2: We Die Young by Alice In Chains. A reissue of an old EP.

Pic 3: Revolusongs by Sepultura. A few cover songs that I feel are overlooked.

Pic 4: Portals by Kirk Hammett, the guitarist from Metallica. I like what I’ve heard so far.

Pic 5: A couple pairs of funny socks since I needed new ones.

Pic 6: CDs. Clockwise from top right: Servant of the Mind by Volbeat, March of the Saint by Armored Saint, Zeal and Ardor’s self-titled album, Metal Allegiance’s self-titled album.

A good day overall.

[kirkh4mmettt]

[shrivinglust]

It's Chris Cornell birthday, so we finna TURN UP and HAVE SOME FUN. If you coming, we WILL do temperature checks, if it is above 98.... we will turn you away! Stay healthy and come have fun! Please wear a mask!!!

Kim will be bringing cheesecake and if you don't like that, just stay hungry since you wanna be greedy (WE ARE NOT FEEDING YALL). However, if y'all wanna bring yall own food, you may but if it's casserole, it's going to the trash. Chris like oysters by the way.

Pearl Jam and Alice in Chains WILL be performing tonight. Nirvana will be making a special appearance. You may bring your faves, but if it's Metallica or Guns n Roses, there will not be ANY fights or else all y'all will be kicked out.

THANK YOU. If you have any questions, please ask.