#Kids don't look

[kommandonuovidiavoli]

Doodles I did on paper today since I left my bag with the iPad home.

I missed drawing on paper tbh. I tend to be more messy and unproportioned (since, y'know, no ctrl+z or tools) but I love the feeling of it all, from the pencil sliding on paper to brushing the eraser dust off (carefully not to smudge everything). Will do it more!

ANYWAY!

1st pic: Mr And Mrs Beetles being lovely dovely (and a bit naughty Charlie no... (⁠ ͡⁠°⁠ ͜⁠ʖ⁠ ͡⁠°⁠) )

2nd pic: A turbulent crushing situation going on for 40 years...

[elwifeguy]

oye where's the fucking sextape you promised

- @maximum-father

YIURE ALIVE????

[dp-clarkjkent]

Clark please get Bruce to sound proof his room. whenever I get into the manor and you guys think no one’s home, I am immediately reminded why I never go to the manor.

-a very tired red robin

Oh... Uh.... Erm...

Sorry! I'll let him know 😅

[thecensusbureau]

…..flirting?…..maybe?

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I'm staring at the wall in my house disassociating as my daughter is drawing on the kitchen counter and my boyfriend is working. Where am I.

Why is she telling me I'm getting cockblocked.

[littleledyba]

:)

[brucie-wayne-official]

Hey superman, does Bryce like you to use your powers for any r-rsted stuff?

R-rated stuff? Well I did agree to answer any questions!

Bruce really enjoys if I hold him and then float higher into the air. I did it on accident once and his reaction was instantaneous and really, really hot.

[explosiveunderscore]

IMGOGIGN TO LSOEOSE IT

[vincells]

listening to jae sleepily talk abt his dream at the butt crack of dawn got my bitchass giggling and kicking my feet.... like ya keep going I'm totally not fixating on ur morning voice- nooo...

[your-royal-crowfather]

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What does he mean we're engaged.

[daddestboyhalo]

man...imagine your own build exploding and literally being sad about it and still trying to save face. also I think some people need to remember how certain people's kids died for the first time, if they ever want to talk about being careful. couldn't be me. they had to come directly for my boy before anything happened to him. for me the lamest way to lose your kid has to be to some animal. like, not even a hostile mob.

[kommandonuovidiavoli]

He lost the original shirt a long time ago but found a replica online and got it! It was his favourite after all!

He's proud of it!

Based on @artsygirl0315 's amazing piece she did for me and I am OBSESSED OK????

... bonus under the cut.

[TW: very suggestive, adults only, lime]

Someone reminds him he's married plz because Charlie just wants to see how far he will go before getting probably burnt.

[spawnradio]

Lyrics not for the-- ha, the-- the faint of heart. Yeah, that's funny.

[fred-the-janitor]

The pinups have been sent to Tubbo and Osito, in two weeks they'll be instock

[thecensusbureau]

Why the fuck did I just get reminded of the shit I did in the early era

[hasmephydoneanythingwrong]

Fate Fanservant: Bruce Cipher (Caster), the Summer Zirkusdirektor

A lot of this is going to be me spitballing, so don't expect full paragraphs. At best, you'll get a handful of coherent ideas at a time.

Ascension Stages

All of them are male-presenting, but still drawn as "anime twinks."

Stage 1:

Obligatory swimsuit stage (Will I even include this in the end? Maybe he’ll be a welfare with the Stage 2 design.)

Just swim trunks, with visible top surgery scars (This is the only thing keeping me from going with the welfare idea.)

He knows he can technically look like whatever he wants, but he decided to add the scars anyway as a mark of pride.

Stage 2:

Now we're getting into the good stuff.

Lolita-style ringmaster outfit, directly ripped off from Koyanskaya of Darkness's second ascension

(Picrew source, this isn’t the final design)

Traits

Class: Caster

Alternate Classes: Avenger, Berserker, Foreigner

Region: North America

Alignment: Chaotic Summer

Deck: QAAAB

Parameters

Strength: E

Endurance: <to be decided>

Agility: <to be decided>

Mana: A++

Luck: B+++

Noble Phantasm: A+

Passive Skills

Right-Hand Clown (Rankless)

Apply immunity to Charm.

Increase range of Active Skills and Noble Phantasm to include all [Mephistopheles] allies.

Lowers own Attack against all [Mephistopheles] allies.

Existence Outside the Domain D

The boost from the Foreigner class has been removed.

Gain 2 critical stars every turn.

Increase your debuff resistance by 4%.

Territory Creation B+

Bruce's "territory" consists of a small circus tent and its props. As expected of Territory Creation, however, it does not account for the circus crew. Therefore, Bruce has taken to forming a "troupe" out of whoever he deems fit.

Increase your own Arts Card effectiveness by 9%.

Item Construction D+

Bruce's new ringmaster cane takes up most of the energy for this skill, but he can briefly create prank items and toy weapons that can be used only once.

Increase your own Debuff Success Rate by 5%.

Active Skills

Mystic Eyes of Story Perception A

Changing from Foreigner to Caster decreased this skill's ranking slightly.

Chance to inflict Skill Seal upon one Servant opponent

Chance to decrease NP Strength for one Servant opponent

Summer Euphoria EX

A combat-optimized manifestation of rejoice from the different body type granted by this Spirit Origin. This change, while Bruce accepts that it is temporary, causes his confidence to skyrocket. However, his enthusiasm creates an unintentional "firewall" against bodies similar to his usual one.

Grants self Invincibility that grants a chance to ignore each attack for turns (similar to "The Beauty of Trouble With Women"), but only against Female and Feminine-Looking enemies

Lock Command Cards for three turns, but only if a Brave Chain from Bruce Cipher (Caster) is possible.

Let Your Freak Flag Fly! (rank to be decided)

Apply Special Attack against Human enemies for all [Monstrous] allies. (Heroic Spirits like Babbage, Xiang Yu, etc.)

Apply Flat Damage Reduction against Human enemies for all [Monstrous] allies.

If applicable, remove Non-Hominidae trait from any [Monstrous] allies.

Noble Phantasm Ideas

"Grand finale" that increases or even flat-out doubles drops from battle

The entire "troupe" comes together, increasing the number of Heroic Spirits on your side of the battlefield by however many [Monstrous] sub-members you have.

Support Arts NP with high chance to inflict "Hysterics" debuff to all enemies (increases length of enemy's Charge bar by 1)

Lean into the anti-Human niche?

Voice Line Ideas

Battle Start: It's time for a night that you will never forget.

Skill: Hoo hoo! The curtain shall fall on your miserable little time here.

Bond Level 1 (Unlocks through increasing Bond Levels): Ehe. Ehehehehe! Have you lost your nerve, "Master?" …What's the matter, not a fan of callbacks?

Conversation 2 (Requires Mephistopheles [Caster] or Mephistopheles [Assassin]): "Ah, mein traunes... my verntrauenswürtiger... my, uh... mein teufel! Mein trusty teufel! It's good to see you! S-sorry... I definitely got the word wrong, didn't I?"

Conversation 3 (Requires Mephistopheles [Pretender], Stage 1-2): <to be decided>

Conversation 4 (Requires Mephistopheles [Pretender], Stage 3): Ah, my precious teufel. What's with the outfit? Verrry fancy! Don't tell me you picked that out to impress me, did you? Aheeheehee!

Conversation 5 (Requires Abigail Williams [Summer]): <to be decided>

Conversation 6 (Requires a [Monstrous] Servant, with some exceptions): <to be decided>

Conversation 7 (Requires Mysterious Heroine X, Mysterious Heroine XX, Okita Souji, Okita J. Souji, Hijikata, Saito Hajime, or Yamanami Keisuke): What are you, a cop? Piss off.

Conversation 12 (Requires the Snow Queen): Mm? Have I always had the capacity to be this... brutal? Do I... Do I even have the strength?

During an Event (???): Hoo-whee! Events sure are busy things! Hm? Master, what are you doing here!? There're places to go! People to see! Let's get this trainwreck a-rollin', ahaha!

[explosiveunderscore]

ohh my god someone hold me back before i kill a man