#KevinBiegel

[film-book]

Film Review: THE MACHINE (2023): Bert Kreischer and Mark Hamill Have a Blast in an Energetic but Formulaic Action/Comedy https://film-book.com/film-review-the-machine-2023-bert-kreischer-and-mark-hamill-have-a-blast-in-an-energetic-but-formulaic-action-comedy/?feed_id=73351&_unique_id=647d4e5569e40

[unproduciblesmackdown]

kept remembering this retweet from a few weeks ago which also had me like “hey yeah let me check in on that podcast” as one does, as it was a Sensible Chuckle(tm) to me then & now & i’m filing away the [the fun stephen king short story “the jaunt” ending] Bit of “[comparative adjective] than you think!” x2

“They’re more spacious than you think! They’re more spacious than you think!”

— kevinbiegel (@kbiegel)

August 25, 2022

[smexybooks]

Smexy's Top Ten - July 13

Smexy’s Top Ten – July 13

10. Don’t get the Sunday Scaries yet!! It’s only Friday!

Favorite new thing:

Scratching haunting things into bananas at the market so when people take them home hours later and the words appear they think a ghost knows their secrets. pic.twitter.com/aDOMd3K8cX

— kevinbiegel (@kbiegel) July 5, 2018

9.Is this evil and creepy?? Yes. Do I kinda like it? Yes. LOL. My husband eats a banana every…

[skittleshanks]

kevinbiegel on Twitter

[sproutfavorites]

Kipo and the age of wonderbeasts is amazing. Watching with our kids now. What incredible characters and world-building. pic.twitter.com/5wmXxAtw2m

— kevinbiegel (@kbiegel) April 23, 2020

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kevinbiegel (@kbiegel)

Team Rian Johnson is actually Gerry Rafferty over here http://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dorv6MrVAAA2rSF.jpg

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[jasonramsey]

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Favorite new thing: Scratching haunting things into bananas at the market so when people take them home hours later and the words appear they think a ghost knows their secrets. pic.twitter.com/aDOMd3K8cX

— kevinbiegel (@kbiegel) July 5, 2018

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This prank is bananas, B-A-N-A-N-A-S

Looking for a fun way to mess with complete and utter strangers who love buying bananas?

That's a super specific and kinda weird thing to be seeking in life, but oddly enough, Twitter user @kbiegel has you covered.

On Thursday, Biegel, who's a television writer and producer for shows like Scrubs and Cougar Town, learned the following perfect produce-related prank: When you scratch messages onto the peel of a banana, the letters will eventually  turn brown and reveal the words. 

SEE ALSO: Yes, you can really slip on a banana peel. Let this woman show you how.

So essentially, you could write messages on bananas in-store, and banana-loving strangers will find your words hours later when they take their fruit home. Creepy, right? 

Favorite new thing: Scratching haunting things into bananas at the market so when people take them home hours later and the words appear they think a ghost knows their secrets. pic.twitter.com/aDOMd3K8cX

— kevinbiegel (@kbiegel) July 5, 2018

"Favorite new thing: Scratching haunting things into bananas at the market so when people take them home hours later and the words appear they think a ghost knows their secrets," Biegel explained on Twitter, sharing two photos of bananas.

If you look closely at the photo on the left, you can just about make out the message inscribed on the peel. But in the photo on the right, presumably taken hours later, the letters have turned brown and are very in-your-face, revealing the creepy AF message: "I KNOW WHAT YOU DID."

Like, OK — this is kinda cool and funny but also highly unethical when you think about it. We definitely advise against messing with people's food, and intentionally scaring strangers is not a smart idea. There's a lot of bad shit in the world already, and it doesn't really seem necessary to add the fear of ghosts possibly flying around in fruit bowls to anyone's list of worries.

Since the tweet was posted on Thursday it's amassed more than 150,000 retweets. And though this is a glorious piece feat to be known for, Biegel wants to remind everyone he's also done some other cool stuff in life.

My banana tweet now near 40,000 RTs, 150,000 likes. Stories written about it in UK, India. This feels like a good time to remind people I have a Peabody Award.https://t.co/yqbbgr49jk

— kevinbiegel (@kbiegel) July 7, 2018

If you're one of the thousands of people now inspired to pull a lighthearted banana prank on your friend or family member, perhaps consider writing a kind, a-peel-ing banana message that could fill someone's day with joy. Maybe one day banana proposals will even be a thing.

UPDATE: July 7, 2018, 10:18 a.m. EDT Updated to include additional information on Biegel, along with a follow-up tweet.

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WATCH: Here's how long fruits and vegetables are stored before you buy them at the store

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20 Tweets That Capture The Horrors Of Trying On Clothes In Fitting Rooms

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20 Tweets That Capture The Horrors Of Trying On Clothes In Fitting Rooms

Trying on clothes is hands down the worst part about shopping.

Ftting rooms find a way to suck all the pleasure out of your love of clothes, trashing your confidence in the process. There’s nothing like some bad (not to mention inconsistent) lighting or a distorted mirror to put a damper on your mood.

Even if the outfit does fit, that harsh lighting is doing everything it can to highlight any and all insecurities you might have ― or at least make you think the dress you tried on is blue when it’s actually green.

Despite all the online shopping and at-home try-on sessions we’re doing these days, fitting rooms remain a major component of shopping. It seems like some retailers are trying to improve them. But until they come up with some universally flattering fitting room lighting and mirrors that don’t alter our appearance, we think it’s safe to say they’re terrible. 

These folks on Twitter would agree: 

I’m not a violent person but if fitting room mirrors were sentient I’d punch them in the face.

— kevinbiegel (@kbiegel) March 14, 2018

Radical self love is awesome until you’re in a changing room that has mirrors on all sides.

— Georgia Hardstark (@GHardstark) March 22, 2018

If hell is real it’s definitely a fitting room where you have to leave your stall and walk in front of everybody to look in a mirror.

— Madison Malone Kircher (@4evrmalone) October 14, 2017

One would think a clothing store would give you an incentive to purchase their clothes by having bomb ass fitting room lighting. But instead it’s super unflattering & makes you look hella chunky 🙄

— Pusha Bi. (@BiancaEnRogue) April 25, 2018

I hate trying on clothes. It’s depressing. Everything is uncomfortable, I need a tan, nothing fits right, and my shoulders are too broad for my size. WHY. 🔥

— 🍓Meghan Camarena (@Strawburry17) May 20, 2018

Is it just me or are most fitting room mirrors/lights horrible? Surely more flattering lights would make people buy more clothes!!

— Caroline Wozniacki (@CaroWozniacki) June 13, 2016

“This is painful.” -overheard in fitting room

— Brittany Haviland (@bhaviland) June 1, 2018

Why do they call it a fitting room when nothing ever fits?

— ᴀᴀʀᴏɴ ᴡɪᴇɴᴇʀ (@Wieneraaron) February 17, 2018

The cruelest thing is needing to buy new clothes to feel hot, but never feeling more repulsive than when trying on clothes in a fitting room

— Carl Kinsella (@TVsCarlKinsella) October 30, 2017

I burn more calories in a fitting room than on a treadmill. I just got sweaty trying on a HAT

— Jason Isbell (@JasonIsbell) March 23, 2018

I really hate it when employees “check on me” in the fitting room. “You doing okay in there?” “Actually, no. My pants are on my head.”

— Laina (@laina622) February 4, 2015

Accidentally went into a target drunk & looked at my body in the fitting room mirrors and it ruined my life

— Sophia Benoit (@1followernodad) May 17, 2017

Want to feel really bad about yourself…go try on bathing suits in a Nordstrom fitting room… #WorstLightingEver 😩👙😭

— Molly Mesnick (@MollyMesnick) January 24, 2018

Cried in the fitting room in 2 different stores because wow being a girl is hard. Only for 30 seconds though because, still gotta be a G.

— Natasha Bure (@natashabure) March 27, 2016

New Years Resolution: Stop yelling, “WHOSE BODY IS THIS EVEN FOR?!??” every time I try on clothes at Urban Outfitters. pic.twitter.com/27iDPtRbJc

— Rosa Pasquarella (@whatrosasaid) January 1, 2018

Seriously considering founding a new workout programme that consists entirely of trying on jeans that are 2cms too tight, in a fitting room that is 2 degrees too warm.

— Rory Cashin (@roarEcashin) March 19, 2018

If heaven is a place on earth, hell is trying on a pair of jeans in a just-too-small fitting room.

— DJ Judd (@juddzeez) May 11, 2018

I went to the mall to try on clothes, I left with nothing to wear and wishing I had never been born.

— Jenna Marbles (@Jenna_Marbles) January 25, 2016

Oh gosh. A little kid next to my fitting room just peaked under the opening and saw me butt naked. Hey… 🙋🏻‍♀️

— Kristel Hartshorn (@Kristel_CLE) March 1, 2018

I feel so defeated when I bring all this to the fitting room & nothing fits… pic.twitter.com/F9IoHNLRj1

— BEX rebekah (@bexonair) June 29, 2017

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[stephenfouts]

This grandma actually printed out email jokes and saved them in a book

This takes "tech-literate" to a whole new level.

SEE ALSO: Savage grandma's diary entry is basically the 1925 version of 'don't trust men'

Writer and co-creator of Cougar Town Kevin Biegel shared a special gem on his Twitter from his grandma.

My grandma prints out every email joke forward she gets and tapes it in a book In the last picture Grandma even punched up the joke! pic.twitter.com/MTOwbut2az

— kevinbiegel (@kbiegel) April 13, 2018

Image: @kbiegel

Image: @kbiegel

Image: @kbiegel

Image: @kbiegel

A labour of love to be sure.

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Here's to hoping @emilyvgordon and @kumailn win everything because this is a great movie http://pic.twitter.com/yhgazJT3CN

— kevinbiegel (@kbiegel) November 14, 2017

[mdye]

A group of Americans particularly annoyed about President Donald Trump claiming to be the target of a witch hunt appears to be ... witches and witch supporters.

They’re cursing the president’s Thursday morning tweet in which he insists he’s the target of the “single greatest witch hunt of a politician” in U.S. history as officials investigate possible connections between Trump’s campaign team and Russian election interference.

Witches lashed out at the president on #WitchesAgainstTrump and #TrumpWitchHunt after their identity was invoked. A “pussy-grabbing man-troll” has absolutely no right to claim “witch-hood,” wrote designer Erica Gatts. Another tweet calling on the Wicked Witch of the West told Trump that, as far as being a witch goes, “You’re fired!!” Several anti-Trump witches are involved in a monthly “binding” spell that’s designed to get the president out of office, which was mentioned in several tweets.

BREAKING: Witches deny any links to Trump. "We welcome a special investigation to clear our good name." #ImpeachTrump #WitchHunt http://pic.twitter.com/76urBNefjR

— WitchesAgainstTrump (@MiraWroblewski) May 18, 2017

As the Representative of Salem, MA, I can confirm that this is false. https://t.co/8yJIzZBSE8

— Seth Moulton (@sethmoulton) May 18, 2017

You can't claim witch-hood when you're a pussy-grabbing man-troll. #TrumpWitchHunt

— Erica Gatts (@ericagatts) May 18, 2017

If you mean, witches are coming for your sorry ass, well, okay. #MagicResistance #Witchhunt #torchesandpitchforks #BindTrump https://t.co/VN1RIjY1tu

— Peg Aloi (@themediawitch) May 18, 2017

WitchesAgainstTrump

IS there ANYONE that man HASN'T pissed off? http://pic.twitter.com/dcvdGvCC8t

— ⚘ Liz Green (@Downtwisted72) February 26, 2017

Witches today reading about Trump be like http://pic.twitter.com/G9dnObYMXE

— kevinbiegel (@kbiegel) May 18, 2017

Others on Twitter, however, relished comparing Trump to witches, particularly since he stirred up the “birther” lies against President Barack Obama. 

Witchhunt! Looks like DTs Truth has finally caught up to him!No more blame games w/HRC or Prez.Obama #Witchhunt http://pic.twitter.com/DhKCyT2I6B

— Donnedia Edmond (@donnedia) May 18, 2017

Still others scoffed at Trump’s poor-me political victimhood.

Witchhunt : https://t.co/QtPBiPuixx

— Kevin Siers (@KevinSiers) May 18, 2017

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[rtscrndr53704]

Twitter Witches To Trump: Don't You Dare Compare Yourself To Us

A group of Americans particularly annoyed about President Donald Trump claiming to be the target of a witch hunt appears to be ... witches and witch supporters.

They’re cursing the president’s Thursday morning tweet in which he insists he’s the target of the “single greatest witch hunt of a politician” in U.S. history as officials investigate possible connections between Trump’s campaign team and Russian election interference.

Witches lashed out at the president on #WitchesAgainstTrump and #TrumpWitchHunt after their identity was invoked. A “pussy-grabbing man-troll” has absolutely no right to claim “witch-hood,” wrote designer Erica Gatts. Another tweet calling on the Wicked Witch of the West told Trump that, as far as being a witch goes, “You’re fired!!” Several anti-Trump witches are involved in a monthly “binding” spell that’s designed to get the president out of office, which was mentioned in several tweets.

BREAKING: Witches deny any links to Trump. "We welcome a special investigation to clear our good name." #ImpeachTrump #WitchHunt http://pic.twitter.com/76urBNefjR

— WitchesAgainstTrump (@MiraWroblewski) May 18, 2017

As the Representative of Salem, MA, I can confirm that this is false. https://t.co/8yJIzZBSE8

— Seth Moulton (@sethmoulton) May 18, 2017

You can't claim witch-hood when you're a pussy-grabbing man-troll. #TrumpWitchHunt

— Erica Gatts (@ericagatts) May 18, 2017

If you mean, witches are coming for your sorry ass, well, okay. #MagicResistance #Witchhunt #torchesandpitchforks #BindTrump https://t.co/VN1RIjY1tu

— Peg Aloi (@themediawitch) May 18, 2017

#WitchesAgainstTrump IS there ANYONE that man HASN'T pissed off? http://pic.twitter.com/dcvdGvCC8t

— ⚘ Liz Green (@Downtwisted72) February 26, 2017

Witches today reading about Trump be like http://pic.twitter.com/G9dnObYMXE

— kevinbiegel (@kbiegel) May 18, 2017

Others on Twitter, however, relished comparing Trump to witches, particularly since he stirred up the “birther” lies against President Barack Obama. 

#Witchhunt! Looks like DTs Truth has finally caught up to him!No more blame games w/HRC or Prez.Obama #Witchhunt http://pic.twitter.com/DhKCyT2I6B

— Donnedia Edmond (@donnedia) May 18, 2017

Still others scoffed at Trump’s poor-me political victimhood.

#Witchhunt : https://t.co/QtPBiPuixx

— Kevin Siers (@KevinSiers) May 18, 2017

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Twitter Witches To Trump: Don't You Dare Compare Yourself To Us

A group of Americans particularly annoyed about President Donald Trump claiming to be the target of a witch hunt appears to be ... witches and witch supporters.

They’re cursing the president’s Thursday morning tweet in which he insists he’s the target of the “single greatest witch hunt of a politician” in U.S. history as officials investigate possible connections between Trump’s campaign team and Russian election interference.

Witches lashed out at the president on #WitchesAgainstTrump and #TrumpWitchHunt after their identity was invoked. A “pussy-grabbing man-troll” has absolutely no right to claim “witch-hood,” wrote designer Erica Gatts. Another tweet calling on the Wicked Witch of the West told Trump that, as far as being a witch goes, “You’re fired!!” Several anti-Trump witches are involved in a monthly “binding” spell that’s designed to get the president out of office, which was mentioned in several tweets.

BREAKING: Witches deny any links to Trump. "We welcome a special investigation to clear our good name." #ImpeachTrump #WitchHunt http://pic.twitter.com/76urBNefjR

— WitchesAgainstTrump (@MiraWroblewski) May 18, 2017

As the Representative of Salem, MA, I can confirm that this is false. https://t.co/8yJIzZBSE8

— Seth Moulton (@sethmoulton) May 18, 2017

You can't claim witch-hood when you're a pussy-grabbing man-troll. #TrumpWitchHunt

— Erica Gatts (@ericagatts) May 18, 2017

If you mean, witches are coming for your sorry ass, well, okay. #MagicResistance #Witchhunt #torchesandpitchforks #BindTrump https://t.co/VN1RIjY1tu

— Peg Aloi (@themediawitch) May 18, 2017

#WitchesAgainstTrump IS there ANYONE that man HASN'T pissed off? http://pic.twitter.com/dcvdGvCC8t

— ⚘ Liz Green (@Downtwisted72) February 26, 2017

Witches today reading about Trump be like http://pic.twitter.com/G9dnObYMXE

— kevinbiegel (@kbiegel) May 18, 2017

Others on Twitter, however, relished comparing Trump to witches, particularly since he stirred up the “birther” lies against President Barack Obama. 

#Witchhunt! Looks like DTs Truth has finally caught up to him!No more blame games w/HRC or Prez.Obama #Witchhunt http://pic.twitter.com/DhKCyT2I6B

— Donnedia Edmond (@donnedia) May 18, 2017

Still others scoffed at Trump’s poor-me political victimhood.

#Witchhunt : https://t.co/QtPBiPuixx

— Kevin Siers (@KevinSiers) May 18, 2017

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Favorite new thing: Scratching haunting things into bananas at the market so when people take them home hours later and the words appear they think a ghost knows their secrets. pic.twitter.com/aDOMd3K8cX

— kevinbiegel (@kbiegel) July 5, 2018

[repwincoml4a0a5]

Twitter Witches To Trump: Don't You Dare Compare Yourself To Us

A group of Americans particularly annoyed about President Donald Trump claiming to be the target of a witch hunt appears to be ... witches and witch supporters.

They’re cursing the president’s Thursday morning tweet in which he insists he’s the target of the “single greatest witch hunt of a politician” in U.S. history as officials investigate possible connections between Trump’s campaign team and Russian election interference.

Witches lashed out at the president on #WitchesAgainstTrump and #TrumpWitchHunt after their identity was invoked. A “pussy-grabbing man-troll” has absolutely no right to claim “witch-hood,” wrote designer Erica Gatts. Another tweet calling on the Wicked Witch of the West told Trump that, as far as being a witch goes, “You’re fired!!” Several anti-Trump witches are involved in a monthly “binding” spell that’s designed to get the president out of office, which was mentioned in several tweets.

BREAKING: Witches deny any links to Trump. "We welcome a special investigation to clear our good name." #ImpeachTrump #WitchHunt http://pic.twitter.com/76urBNefjR

— WitchesAgainstTrump (@MiraWroblewski) May 18, 2017

As the Representative of Salem, MA, I can confirm that this is false. https://t.co/8yJIzZBSE8

— Seth Moulton (@sethmoulton) May 18, 2017

You can't claim witch-hood when you're a pussy-grabbing man-troll. #TrumpWitchHunt

— Erica Gatts (@ericagatts) May 18, 2017

If you mean, witches are coming for your sorry ass, well, okay. #MagicResistance #Witchhunt #torchesandpitchforks #BindTrump https://t.co/VN1RIjY1tu

— Peg Aloi (@themediawitch) May 18, 2017

#WitchesAgainstTrump IS there ANYONE that man HASN'T pissed off? http://pic.twitter.com/dcvdGvCC8t

— ⚘ Liz Green (@Downtwisted72) February 26, 2017

Witches today reading about Trump be like http://pic.twitter.com/G9dnObYMXE

— kevinbiegel (@kbiegel) May 18, 2017

Others on Twitter, however, relished comparing Trump to witches, particularly since he stirred up the “birther” lies against President Barack Obama. 

#Witchhunt! Looks like DTs Truth has finally caught up to him!No more blame games w/HRC or Prez.Obama #Witchhunt http://pic.twitter.com/DhKCyT2I6B

— Donnedia Edmond (@donnedia) May 18, 2017

Still others scoffed at Trump’s poor-me political victimhood.

#Witchhunt : https://t.co/QtPBiPuixx

— Kevin Siers (@KevinSiers) May 18, 2017

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