#Kevin is confused

[dvrcos]

Aaron getting into medical school and leaving exy behind at Palmetto. He makes some friends, of course, and he doesn’t feel the need to mention to any of them that he’s family friends with multiple professional exy players, including the son of exy himself Kevin Day. He’s moved on from exy and while he’s proud of the Foxes he doesn’t want to be known for it while starting this new adventure.

But obviously he’s not gonna cut ties with the Foxes, so he continues to text them and call them and he’ll be included in some of their social media posts and occasionally he’ll post something with them in it. And his new classmates and friends start to catch on that he’s the Aaron Minyard, former starting backliner for the Palmetto State Foxes NCAA champions, brother of one of the best goalkeepers in the league and close friend of many other professional players.

And Aaron absolutely dreads it when they connect all the dots. Like he refuses to acknowledge that he knows them. People will ask him like “omg do you really know the Kevin Day?” or “is all that stuff about Neil Josten true?” or “are you actually Andrew Minyards twin?” and he’ll just deadpan stare at them and just go “who?” Even worse when someone tries to treat him like a celebrity or ask him about his time as a Fox and he just gives them the most disgusted stare until they eventually walk away.

Yet he’ll keep posting with them he even increases how much he posts with them because he proud of them because he thinks it’s hilarious to watch people get pissed off at him for pretending not to know who they are and then turning around and posting a picture of himself at their games or on their annual vacations.

And when Kevin signs with the team that’s located in the same city that Aaron’s in they start hanging out all the time. They’ll go out to a bar and his classmates are shocked that this kid from their anatomy class is taking shots with Kevin Day. Aaron will just ask them “who” when they confront him and immediately turn back to Kevin to continue their conversation.

Idk just something about Aaron being this random med school kid with 3 of the best professional Exy players trailing him is my favorite thing. Also him being proud of his foxes and showing it in his own asshole way

[mo-online]

annual reminder that kevin only knows how to speak french with a marseille accent

[iam-anordinary-human-orami]

For the sillies, I raise you Nicky Hemmick has a vine account. Stay with me

What he usually does is he just goes around and asks the monsters their opinion on pop culture stuff. And let's say for this post's sake that both vine and omegaverse was created earlier in the 2000s rather than the 2010s.

One day he posts a vine asking Kevin "are you an alpha, beta or omega?" And Kevin is like ???? "Like the greek alphabet? Probably a Kappa, since I'm Kevin" cut to a picture of Kevin from a photoshoot with the biggest celebrity smile on and the words 'KAPPA' and underneath in smaller letters 'he's Kevin'

Next victim is Aaron. Nicky asks, Aaron looks annoyedly at him and says "I'm ym", "What's ym?", "your mo-" video cuts to an edited picture of Aaron looking like he's pregnant next to a small Nicky (only Nicky hasn't used a baby picture, he's just shrank a picture of himself as an adult), caption reads "OMEGA"

Nicky gets brave so he goes and asks Andrew who is just minding his own business. Nicky asks the question and Andrew responds with "I'm carrying" and makes a move to take out a knife from his sleeve. Cut to a blurry photo of Nicky running for his life, Andrew in the distance with a sharp and shiny object in his hands, caption reads "We'll be right back with our regular programing"

Last vine from Nicky is Neil. He's fixing his racquet or sth, Nicky asks "Are you an alpha, Beta or omega?" "What?", Nicky repeats the question, Neil is obviously not paying attention so he says "the first one?" cut to an edited picture of Neil in a forest, the full moon behind him and 'ALPHA?' on screen.

Other teams start copying the trend, Cat post's a vine asking Jean the same question but it's Jean after practice, "is this one of your kink-" jump cut and we can hear Cat saying "Just answer the question". Jean looks deadeyed at her standing behind the camera "I am tired of your incomprehensible american lingo is what I am". Cut to a still of Jean, a cigarrete edited on his mouth and a beret on his head, and the word 'FRENCH' in cursive.

The vines go viral. No one is happier than Nicky and no one is more miserable than Kevin whose KAPPA , he's Kevin, reaches worldwide audiences.

[yalibat]

does somebody know where this is from??

[thewisestdino]

YEAH, I DONT KNOW IF YOU LIKE ME SOMETIMES I THINK YOU MIGHT HATE ME SOMETIMES I THINK I MIGHT HATE YOU MAYBE YOU JUST WANNA BE ME

[vanityangel]

the enemy of my enemy is his cousin who has also tried to murder me on several counts but is still somehow the lesser evil so he is my friend (for like one minute)

[murdockbuckley]

do you think any of the foxes ever say "give him some brown contacts" as a joke to/about neil and then they all just turn to stare at andrew

[pg-sk]

why does Verstappen.com have these driver's merch😂😂😂

what's with the Haas, especially!!

Max really said

[georgiapeach30513]

So everybody caught this 😂 Kevin is all of us.

[silverslipstream]

MOVE CLOSER. CLOSER. EVEN CLOSER. MAYBE KISS A LITTLE.

[soranatus]

The Scarlet Witch & Quicksilver | Wanda Maximoff & Pietro Maximoff

March 1, 1964 - March 1, 2024, it’s been 60 years since the Maximoff Twins first debuted in The X-Men (1964) #4

[absolutemimery]

[repost] Happy Pride Month!

[thewordqueening]

i usually skip through hi3 events because the captainverse confuses me but after seeing this image I had to go through dialogue and what

[harmonytre]

I woke up a few days ago very confused because the last thing I saw was Doey in this hat. I forgot about it, but today, a server I'm in did a "draw a character in this hat" and I found it such a VERY odd coincidence that I ended up drawing it. I don't think he'd wear this and it was even weirder because I was (platonically) hugging him. What's that gotta do with fish or fear or hats? Dreams do be weird.

To make up for it, a few fishing headcanons under the cut!

Jack's never gone fishing. Doesn't know enough to decide whether he'd want to or not. He did enjoy the little aquarium in his dentist's office!

Kevin…wants to go fishing but…he learned quickly his parents wouldn't have bothered (before he was an orphan). Used to be jealous of other kids his age who did.

Matthew has a few fond memories of fishing! They didn't go often, but he enjoyed the calmness of the lake when waiting to get a bite.

[the-inner-musings-of-a-worm]

the monsters never really do thanksgiving after what happened, even years into the future when they’re all married and with kids

(but maybe, just maybe, a week or two after thanksgiving they have a day where they all come over for a large dinner, and they don’t call it thanksgiving but it’s close enough)

[panbhonpan]

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