#Kev Cook

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Lamborghini Huracan Performante

Image by Kev Cook

[kev-smell-my-fart]

hi chat i've been having the actual WORST case of art block rhis past week uhhhhhhh rule #5 of improv: always say "bones"

[diasdebruyne]

Watching last season's highlights against real madrid and arsenal, 22/23 season you will always be iconic

[tasakesi]

got home and found out someone from our plane had covid and one of us had already tested positive. guess who also has a faint second line... ☹️

[silverselfshippingchaos]

i need to be one of them so bad.

[kmagsy-moved]

Kevin and Yuki wdc let’s gooooooooo

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RE FUCKING TWEET

[iiilovebeam]

Alejandra and Eli are the bestest besties

[thebearer]

No bcs i love lip and innocent (secretly a whore) reader

Imagine him taking her home to meet the gallaghers (v, kev and mickey included bcs the are gallaghers too... not up to debate) and them going at it in his room and she just puts him in the craziest positions for hours, and when they finish lip is just like: arms and legs spread ou face flush.

He just stops his whore phase, nothing compares, jackpot right there

fucking in his childhood bedroom??? his family's downstairs and she helped cook, clean up the kitchen, all sweet with gemma and amy, answering kev's millions of questions, just giggling at mickey and ian's banter all sweetly. they're like how the fuck is she with lip but also... how the fuck did lip get her??? he's so rough and she's so sweet.

they go "to bed" and something about the tiny bed, the millions of posters that lip blushes at. he doesn't have to share anymore, thank god, and the two of you stay the night instead of going all the way across town to your shared apartment.

"pretty noisy mattress." you hum, sitting on the squeaking springs with a small grin. "got a lot of use, hm?"

"stop." lip shakes his head, blushing. "guess we can't fuck, huh? sucks, because you with the babies? kinda did it f'me."

"yeah?" you laugh. "we don't have to stay on the bed." you bat your eyes at him. "or, we can be really quiet."

fifteen minutes later, you're on top of him, your head in his groin, sucking his cock like your life depended on it. playing with his balls, pressing your thumb to the rim of his asshole- which he was still getting used to. lip was furious at how turned on it made him, hips bucking and whimpers tumbling out of his mouth when you'd always cheekily thumb it. his hands gripping your thighs, moans muffled by your pussy, a free hand fingering you slowly, sloppily. the bed was quiet, except for a few hip jumps when you'd suck his balls.

his family, the ones still in the house, talking about how lip had really lucked out, how you were so sweet it was insane. lip loved it, loved that debbie and ian and mickey would bombard him with "how the fuck did you manage that?" because little did they know. he hoped they would never know.

[staticvn]

the foxes : random headcanons (because i need to let it all out somewhere)

• Renee & Matt are both huge fans of atla and the pjo series. Dan likes it as well but not as much as they do. They also tried to convince Allison to watch it with them and despite saying it’s “not her thing” she really likes it.

• Renee keeps her own garden. Mostly plants and flowers though. She tries for some veggies as well but they never grow right

• At some point, Andrew would stop smoking completely. The withdrawals are crazy and he’s cranky as hell through the whole thing but yeah.

• Renee would definitely love visiting churches and cathedrals in different countries. Not only cuz she’s religious but also because she loves the architecture and art a lot.

• also also Renee would keep the coolest looking patterned stuff. Fox shaped & cat paw carved ceramic mugs, knitted sweaters with a lot of patchworks and so on.

• Renee taught Neil ASL. For no particular reason just that it’s a good thing to know. After that she also tried teaching some of the other foxes but mostly just the basics.

• Kind of surprise to everyone, Aaron would be really good at chess. Neil and Matt on the other hand… very much not. He sometimes has chess matches with Kevin but Kev always loses which genuinely drives him mad.

• Aaron knows latin- not just the medical terms that med students have to know but like the language. So you bet that whenever someone gets him angry he starts to yap at them in latin just to make a point of some sort.

• Andrew would like those old/retro gameboys

• Andrew always beats everyone in mario kart with Nicky often being either close second or complete last - no in between.

• Nicky is the #1 pancake maker. He was kind of awful at it at first but after many many tries he perfected it for the twins

• Kev is also the #1 cook in healthy but completely flavourless prison-looking meals (though it is not his fault. i blame the nest.)

• if the foxes would ever have escape room night best believe Neil would be the first to figure it out and in record time as well.

• Kevin is a mosquito magnet and won’t stop complaining about it…like ever. (had to google synonym for bitching btw)

• to fight off the “eboy Andrew” allegations im fighting back with “absolute loser Andrew” where he wears too big sweaters, reading glasses, has crooked teeth, and searches through different cryptid or internet mysteries- related sites for too long (…projecting but still)

• Neil hates coffee. his favorite tea is peppermint or earl grey.

• the monsters watch cartoons in the morning if they don’t have classes i said what i said

• Neil definitely got into photography (or sketching or both) at some point. there is just something so symbolic about that i just can’t wire up my brain rn to figure out why.

• Kevin listens to podcasts instead of music while working out because he is simply that type. sigh

ok im done

[ourloveiselectrifying]

Can I get a NSFW alphabet for Kev *bats eyelashes* prebby please

>:D

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

Kevin is really into aftercare, he'd want to snuggle and nap first but once they wake up, bathe MC or have a shower together, pamper and clean them, lick and bandage any wounds if Kevin got a little too rough, and cook them a nice meal!

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

They of course, love their cock, and loves MCs thighs/ass!

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

He swallows :3

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

He'd lick and nibble a lot cuz they'd have an animalistic urge to to take a bite out of and taste MC, Like cuteness aggression but horny violence.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

Experienced, he knows what he's doing, but it's been a while!

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

Preference on positions where they get to see MCS face/MC has to look at him.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

Humorous, will crack jokes while his cock is buried deep inside you.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

The carpet does not match the drapes and he's well groomed for a dingo-man :3

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

He likes to be affectionate and kiss/nibble/lick/rub.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

Prefers to masturbate with his t-dick, uses toys, is a lot more whimpery and whiny on his own.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

- petplay

- sadomasochism

- gags/blindfolds

- toys

- biting

- restraints

- blood

- sleepy sex

- drugging

- edging

- collars

- shock

- roleplay

- threesome (very specific situation)

- gunplay

- primal

- kissing/hickies

- breathplay

- cockwarming/worshipping

- outdoors

- uniform/costume

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

On the bike, on the couch, in the bed, and in the forest!

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

Instant turn-on is MC showing any sort of sexual attraction to them or being needy.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

- Breeding/pregnancy (he'll joke about it to freak out MC)

- Subbing (he'll humour a dominant MC, but shut it down as soon as they feel threatened)

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

Really likes giving and receiving oral, but a preference for giving.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

Rough or gentle is dependent on mood/how excited they are, but they like to take it slow and build up.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

Yes, it might evolve into regular sex though, or he'll just tease MC until they have the spare time for a proper fucking.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

Yes, Kevin is constantly taking risks.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

He can and prefers to last a while, mostly one round, unless they're in heat, then it's all day if they had it their way.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

He loves toys a lot, on himself, and MC (has a special dildo moulded just for MC, how sweet!)

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

They love to tease, specifically if it gets to MC!

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

Loud, panting, growls like an animal, and little whimpers and whines.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

Doesn't like penetrative sex with others, but uses toys on himself.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

Human form: Big T-dick!

Dingo-man form: BIG knot-dick!

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Pretty high, and has a sort of animal heat where he gets extra needy too.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Pretty quickly, since all he wants to do afterwards is spoon and cuddle.

[kev-smell-my-fart]

good god i’ve gotta start posting again….

[theheathenousfish]

kerejean things

Kevin is already half in love with Jeramy

Kevin is already half in love with Jean

Jean and Kevin already have a homoerotic relationship of sorts

its cute

Kevin knows what Jean went through

they could learn to cook together

Jean. Needs. Some. Love.

they are all so fucking beautiful.

it’s adorable

I need kev and jean to talk about how pretty Jeramy is

i need Jeramy to simp over his tall boys

Kevin can worry over Jean on a motorcycle

Jeramy can comfort him

jean can get some good adrenaline

cuddles

they can all heal

kevin can test his smoothie recipes on his boyfriends

cat and Lila can take all of them to get boba

also I just want to say: trans Kevin. That’s all

i need them to be happy

and live in an apartment with bark bark and a cat

jean can make his boys mugs and stuff

I just need kerejean. Nora, please.

[bubblegumbarbie33]

I really want to write a Shameless AU where the day after 'Cascading Failures' Mandy wakes Mickey up and is like "Fuck this shit we're leaving" and she has a plan to move in with an Internet friend in Indiana but Mickey physically can't leave because Ian Ian Ian so Mandy takes him to the Gallagher house (where Fiona is freaking the fuck out about getting her kids back) and practically begs Fiona to take her brother in like she took Mandy in (not really because they were always fighting but also Fiona never kicked her out so.....)

Fiona's obviously like "Fuck this BS I've gotta get my kids back" and Mickey says that he'll help. Because he remembers what the system is like. Being alone. Fighting every second of every day. Being in a constant state of fight or flight. And he doesn't want that for Ian. Or any of the little Rugrats.

So he stays in the basement and keeps out of the house whenever social services stop by, and cleans and learns how to cook (pizza bagels and burnt eggs) and Fiona gets him a job (because he's not staying at her house with no money coming in, and Mickey doesn't want to work at the Kash and Grab with no Ian) and he works at the Alibi because his dad doesn't come around too often (he owes too many guys money or they owe him a boot to the face) but when Terry busts through the door Kev shoves Mickey under the bar like a little kid.

Mickey goes to the court hearing, because why wouldn't he? And Ian sees him walk in with Fiona and Mickey's looking at the ground and shuffling his feet because he knows that this is too much. That he's caring too much. But Ian doesn't say anything and just sits, glued to his side, until Fiona finally gets her kids back for good and everyone's jumping up and down and Mickey's just smiling but also a little sad because he's never known a family like this.

And then it's peaceful and domestic for a while, Mickey blends into the family. Makes friends with Kev and V. Becomes an dependable ego-check for Lip, a weird cousin/older brother for Carl and Debbie, a helping hand to Fiona, and a boyfriend to Ian. And it's some cheesy Brady Bunch shit but he lets himself love it because he's gone two decades without feeling safe.

Then, of course, Terry finds him. One of his cousins tips him off. He catches Mickey walking home from the Alibi one night, really lays into him. Mickey tries fighting back but finds himself paralyzed by that old, solid fear in the pit of his stomach. So he's just hit, again and again, in the street in front of the Gallagher house.

Until Fiona's on top of Terry with a bat, and Carl's got a blowtorch, and Lip's calling the cops because getting Terry sent to jail will make everyone's life easier, and Ian's kicking the shit out of him, and Debbie's holding a pillowcase full of bricks but she's more focused on making sure Mickey's cuts aren't deep enough to do lasting damage.

And that's enough to get Terry put away for a while. Tony makes sure of it, as due to some personal revelations he's definitely not a supporter of gay-bashing. And Mickey's lying on the couch, feeling like a sack of shit. A burden on the Gallaghers. He contemplates running down to Indiana, but Mandy has seemed happier based on her infrequent texts and social media posts, and he doesn't want to bother her. Because that's what he is. A bother.

But then Ian's sitting down next to him and turning on a movie. And slowly the rest of the family trickles in. And then it's just a normal night with leftovers and action flicks and Ian's arm wrapped around him. And Mickey falls asleep, knowing that when he wakes up the next day, it won't just be a dream.

[catsockpuppet]

QPR LILA X STREBER do they have a ship name? i unno

(all pronouns for streber, she/her for lila)

the two are best friends, they’d met in college and got along well, although definitely pester eachother a lot. especially after getting married,,

streber is unlabeled, it’s attracted to men, although doesn’t really care for sex. just doesn’t do much for her.

lila is also unlabeled, she’s not reaally attracted to anyone and, the more she thinks about it the more she believes she only really liked her husband aesthetically. nothing against him specifically, she just doesn’t feel romantically for people.

streber has two boyfriends! kevin, who he wears a ring for (streber has two rings on his left hand, one for kev and one for lila), and rick, who xe has a necklace for (rick didn’t like the idea of a ring, made them uncomfortable). rick is another one of streber’s qpr’s! they like the term ‘boyfriend’ more than anything else, so streb calls them that :3

lila is aesthetically attracted to streber, she finds xem handsome but isn’t romantically attracted to her. she doodles streber sometimes when he’s working because it sits in the same position for a while, and, in her words, it’s very cute when xe’s focused.

- they playfully battle to be skid’s ‘favorite’. whether it comes to favorite cook, favorite person to tuck him in, whatever. they both pamper him quite a bit

- streber helps skid out with ela homework, lila helps with math. not because streber is bad at math, but because she’s terrible at explaining it

- lila and streber aren’t affectionate or touchy, lila is a bit iffy on being touched, she trusts streber, yes, but touch is just. uncomfortable

- streber is usually the one to go to parent-teacher conferences because lila’s work schedule is tighter than his

that’s all i have for now ! :3

@batzdites, @facelessthefreak , @cursedthing

[mcgnussen]

so k-mag has joined yrds who describes themselves as a content, commercial and events agency. it was co-founded by natalie pinkham. as far as i know then kev is friends with natalie, so i'm trying to sus out if he's supporting his friend or if he's cooking something 👀

these are the clients of the agency btw so he's in good company

[myocsfanfictions]

South Side Story

Shameless Fanfiction Season 1

Desna Hills has come living in the Southside of Chicago four years before. Taken in by Kev and V, Desna is close friends with the Gallaghers. Let's see how this Southside story unfolds.

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Chapter 11

Canada.

Frank Gallagher was in Canada.

“How’s it possible?” Desna had asked with wide eyes observing V that had just entered the house to inform her.

“Steve apparently,” Veronica had said, taking a breath.

“That’s fucked up,” Desna had said.

Her eyes followed Carl and Debbie as they played in the playgrounds. Since Kevin and Veronica were the only two with passports, they went with Steve to cross the border and bring Frank back to America. It was unbelievable that Steve had taken the man and left him in Canada, but, in all honesty, Desna didn’t feel like blaming him.

The girl looked at the children's play, running around as she was sitting on the swing. She was Carl’s age when she was taken away from her family. Her mother had been a drunk since a young age; she had tried to get sober more than once. Desna had been in and out of foster care for the first years of her life, from what she knew. Her first memories started when her mother had managed to get sober, cooking, playing, and regular stuff… it was during that period that Kev had met Desna and her mother; he was a neighbor, and Desna remembered that she liked to play with Kev even if she could not remember it clearly.

But when she was seven years old, he came into their life.

She remembered him the first time he met her. He was so charming, lovely, and friendly. Everyone in the neighborhood liked him. Desna liked him as well, and finally, she saw her mother happy and serene. And Desna was finally feeling like she could have a normal family, like the one her friends at school had. The day her mother married that man, he promised that he would take care of them, protect them, and that they would have been happy. And they believed it.

But they were wrong.

It didn’t take long for him to show his true face; a violent drug dealer, dangerous and egoistic. He got angry at everything, at anything, and he would beat her mother almost every day. Desna was eight, and he had terrorized her, telling her that if she had told what was happening to anyone, he would have killed them both. It didn’t take long for her mother to relapse. She started to drink again. And the worst part was that she said that she loved him and that he was right. She did nothing to protect herself or her daughter. And once his attention moved to Desna, she did nothing.

What kind of parents let their children suffer? What kind of parents choose themselves over their kids? They could not defend themselves. Parents were supposed to be there to show their children the way, not to keep drinking so that they could forget the struggles of their lives.

Social services saved Desna's life. When Kev knew what had happened, he looked for her and decided to take her in with V.

If Frank Gallagher had left, social services would probably have taken the Gallaghers away. But that could not happen.

She observed Debbie and Carl.

Desna was alone, they weren’t, and no one cared to keep siblings together.

They were stuck: a shit of a father or the perspective to face the future alone, without the people that they relied on the most.

“D,” as she heard Karen’s voice, Desna had to keep herself from rolling her eyes.

“You know my name very well, Karen,” she said without turning, “Cut the shit out.”

Karen giggled, sitting on the swing next to her, “Someone is stressed; why don’t you go fuck, Lip?” Then she gasped, “Oh wait, you can’t.”

Desna turned to Karen, “What do you want?”

“Always knew you were the jealous type,” Karen seemed very amused by what was going on, “I bet you can’t even think of how many things Lip and I are doing right now.”

That made Desna scoff.

“It’s not about that,” Desna answered, before turning away, “You wouldn’t understand anyway.”

She could feel Karen’s eyes on her, and she just wished that she would have left soon.

“You think you’re better than me?” Karen challenged.

Desna’s lips showed a smile as her eyes moved back to the girl next to her. “Yeah,” Karen said, seeming taken aback by her words.

“I give a shit about who I care about,” Desna said, “And in return, I want to know where I stand. Sex is fun, but I’m not a whore,” then she stood up, calling for the kids, “Honestly Karen, you two can fuck how much you want, I’m not jealous of you. I’m jealous that you have a space in his life.”

The days went by, Frank was back, and their usual life came back again. She went to school, studied, and went to work. She worked almost every day; she had nothing else to do, so why not earn some more money? She didn’t go to the Gallaghers as much, especially when she knew that Lip was at home. And when they met they didn’t really speak, they avoided look at each other more than they had to. And she missed him, but she was not going to tell him anything. Probably, it was better like that.

“Why do I need to study French?” Ian complained on top of the ladder as he organized the goods on a shelf.

“Culture?” Desna asked teasingly, “Helping a handsome French guy in need?” He glared at her when she passed him a bag of chips.

“It’s easy for you,” he complained, “You’ve got all straight A in French,” then it turned with a frown, “Are you taking Spanish classes as well?”

“Claro que sí,” he gave her another glare, which made her giggle as she passed him another good. "Come on, let me brag a little bit. These are the only classes where I got good grades,” she then said, taking a break. "Since I’ve stopped seeing Lip, even my grades are down.”

“What other things went down?” Ian asked with a teasing smile.

Desna tilted his head, “My patience to deal with smartasses,” Ian chuckled, getting off of the ladder.

“I didn’t think you’d resist this much without seeing each other,” Ian said as he approached another shelf. Desna followed him, taking a breath.

“Yeah, well…” she said, “I’m not planning to see him any time soon,” Ian turned to her, leaning his arm on the ladder, with a frown.

“I admit that I don’t understand Lip and his whole Karen thing. I can see why you broke it off,” He was saying, and her brown moved up in a frown.

“That’s not why I broke it off,” Desna stopped him. Her words took him by surprise.

“Then what happened?”

“I thought he told you,” she answered, confused.

“He told me you left him,” he said, his face grave as he observed her looking away with a scoff.

“Did he mention what he told me?” She asked, crossing her arms over her chest. And when he shook his head, she spoke again, “Lip is very vocal in calling Karen his best friend,” then she shrugged her shoulders, “That’s fine, I don’t care. But when I’ve asked him what am I to him, his answer was ‘a good fuck’,” Ian's eyes widened.

“Exact words?” He asked.

“Yep,” she said bitterly, nodding her head,

“Shit…” he muttered.

Then Desna took a breath. “I knew that he didn’t want a relationship,” she said. "And I knew that he had a thing for Karen, but… I don’t know…”

Ian observed her, “Did you two talk about you’re umm… situationship?”

“Not at first,” she answered honestly, “I mean, after the first time we had sex, we’d started to jump at each other at any moment we could,” they really did. After that night on the couch, they just couldn’t keep their hands on each other, and what started as steamy sex started out of nowhere became real encounters.

“I just wanted to know if he cares about me,” she admitted, “And it hurt me that he does not see anything else in me, if not sex.”

Ian’s hand moved to touch her arm, “I think he’s just an asshole,” he said, making her turn with a frown, “He can say whatever, but he would not be that upset if he didn’t care just a little.”

“Is he upset? Even now?” She asked with wide eyes, and Ian nodded his head. If he was upset, then maybe he cared, even just a little. Perhaps he missed her. And for some reason, she could not stop the smile on her face, “Am I a bitch if it feels good to know?”

Ian chuckled, “No,” and that made her laugh.

As they were laughing, the shop's door opened, making the two of them turn. Desna looked at Ian when she noticed Mandy Milkovich stepping into the shop.

“She is here for you,” Desna muttered. Ian shoved her a little.

Mandy was Mikey’s sister, and she was in the same grade as Ian and Desna. History class together. Lately, she has started to give Ian lots of attention, trying to talk to him every time she can. Desna had told Ian about her thoughts, but he usually dismissed her, saying that she was imagining things.

“I’m telling you, man, she is here to flirt with you,” she said, her eyes on Mandy, who was looking around.

“She is here to shop,” Ian said firmly.

“Of course she is; you’re a snack,” at her answer, he glared at her, and that made her giggle.

“Ian!” Mandy greeted him as she walked closer.

“I’mma go,” Desna said. She felt Ian's hand try to grab her, but she dodged him. She had noticed how Mandy seemed not to like when Desna talked to Ian, and for how much she loved him, she really didn’t want any more troubles with any Milkovich. She waved at Ian as she exited the shop, feeling a little bad and a little amused by how he was looking at her.

Desna was walking back home, her mind thinking about its favorite subject once again. Lip apparently was upset for some reason, and a part of her felt great about it. Maybe he really missed her, perhaps he really cared, but the other part of her told her that it was sex that he missed, only that, end, her joy started to die down a little.

“Hello,” Iggy Milkovich's voice made her stop. He was standing in front of her, observing her body with that gaze that really made her feel uneasy.

“What do you want?” she asked, unconsciously taking a step back when he approached. A viscous smirk was on his lips.

“You know what I want,” he said, moving his hand, but as his fingers touched her face, she slapped his hand away.

“I told you not to touch me!” She exclaimed, and he raided his hands with a low chuckle.

“No worries,” he said. I’m not going to do anything that you won’t agree to do.”

Her eyes studied his movements in case of any possible action from him, “That’ll never happen,” she stated firmly, but that chuckle left his lips again as he leaned forward.

“Don’t worry, you will,” he said.

“Why would I do that?” she asked in a shaky voice. She didn’t like his eyes. Her breath caught in her throat when he moved to speak into her ear.

“You’ll see,” those words suddenly made her feel cold and unable to move. Iggy looked at her one more time before walking past her.

He was starting to terrorize her. She didn’t like his eyes; there was only lust in them. He wanted to have her again, and she cursed herself for having put herself in that situation. She did exactly what she should have to avoid. As she felt him far from her, she let out a shaky breath. He was not going to hurt her. He couldn’t. She tried to convince herself that Iggy Milkovich would not have touched her, but her hands started shaking again.

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