#Kenneth Phelps RP

[pastor-kenneth]

"So we do not lose heart. Though our outer self is wasting away, our inner self is being renewed day by day. For this light momentary affliction is preparing for us an eternal weight of glory beyond all comparison, as we look not to the things that are seen but to the things that are unseen. For the things that are seen are transient, but the things that are unseen are eternal. 2 Corinthians 4:16-18."

[erik-goldenzombie]

First meeting. November 5th, 1992.

(Creator) I hope the Fandom likes my take on how Kenneth looks.

This is kinda a sketch but it's like almost 3 am and I'm not going to finish this 💀💀

[ask-larry-johnson]

//calling all Travis's and Kenneth's, can I make a rp blog of Larry's still-born sister (if u don't know what I'm talking about, look up Jim's letter) and Kenneth kidnapped her and now she lives at the phelps house as travis's sister and Kenneth's daughter, ill elaborate more later if u want @travisfuckingphelps @travis-ph3lps-24 @iamdevouring-god @ihatemysontravis

[ihatemysontravis]

who's Esther Phelps?? And why'd u call them daughter? DID YOU AND ADDISON HAVE A DAUGHTER ALREADY!?!

"NO! This is my daughter from my late wife. She's Travis's own sister."

// I'm not explaining well, so I'll just copy the text from Larry's blog:

can I make a rp blog of Larry's still-born sister (if u don't know what I'm talking about, look up Jim's letter) and Kenneth kidnapped her and now she lives at the phelps house as travis's sister and Kenneth's daughter, ill elaborate more later if u want

[pastor-kenneth]

// Bitches (probably an adult) be in my (a queer teenager) comments section sending me (a 15 year old) hate for "cosplaying a preacher to manipulate people"

As though me roleplaying a priest from an 8 year old game is some terrible thing, and as though I dont have it in my DNI for anti-religious people to fuck off

Like it really isnt that deep, im a minor, please leave me alone

I literally have rp tags in my posts, its not that hard to read them

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[pastor-kenneth]

"The steadfast love of the Lord never ceases; his mercies never come to an end; they are new every morning; great is your faithfulness. Lamentations 3:22-23."

[pastor-kenneth]

" The lord smiles down upon you. In your darkest hour may he be the light in which you desire. "

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Introduction.

Name: Kenneth Phelps.

Gender: Male. As the lord intended.

Age: Haven't you heard it's rude to ask a man his age?

Pronouns: He/Him/His.

Occupation: Pastor. 🙏

Beliefs: Christianity.

Engagements: @ihatemysontravis & @iamdevouring-god

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@ihatemysontravis

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MOD STUFF!

@f4t4l1ty is the main for those who don't know

Basic DNI, + Radqueers, Pro-ED blogs (basically meaning if your entire blog is dedicated to an ED and you don't wanna heal any time soon. I just don't need to be triggered back on my health, it's not personal!), Pro/Comshippers, anti-recovery, anti-religion (for your own comfort, not mine!)

BYI:

The owner of this account is LQBTQ+ and Christian. The owner of this account is a minor and prefers not to see NSFW/NSFT content. Also, please dont send in-depth descriptions of s/h of suicide. Vague mentions are fine but please dont describe how you did it or how deepcit was, it massively triggers me.

EXTRA INFO:

Blue Text means it's OUT OF CHARACTER. I sign off each OOC post with a "//" at the beginning and a "🍷" at the end. Otherwise its just regular text with "//" at the beginning.

#Pastor Speaks — Kenneth posts

#Confessions of a lost soul — Ask responses

#Gods Rants — Out of Character posts

#The Pastor and the Thing — Posts involving Kenneth and Addison/The Endless One

#Speaking with Sinners — OOC Asks!

#Conversing with the Believers — Continued ask responded!

I will always tag which tags are and aren't in character by using "<- IC tags" and "OOC tags ->", as well as starting all OOC tags with a "//" in the case that I forget those tags.

As far as I'm aware, Kenneth is in a polycule with another Kenneth account ( @ihatemysontravis ) and an Endless One account ( @iamdevouring-god ), hence the fourth tag.

I re-iterate that the mod is a MINOR. If you are a MDNI blog, Do not interact with me, for your own comfort! I am not, however, putting you in my DNI, because I do know some of those accounts can make exceptions. But this is a FORMAL WARNING. Also a fair warning, just because I am Christian does not mean I follow scripture. I post bible verses as I think Kenneth would do the same. I will always avoid posting anything misogynistic, racist, homophobic, etc. If I posted a scripture that is taken wrong, please tell me, by all means! I dont want to offend.

Side note, if you post hate on any of my posts, I will not simply leave it. I'm going to shame you for it. Because leaving hate on a queer, neurodivertent minor simply for engaging in his special interest is genuinely disgusting, and I have no hesitation in calling people out.

I will add more to this as I see fit.

[pastor-kenneth]

*bonks you on the head with a baseball bat*

@jaxx-with-an-axe

"I will be reporting this to the police."

[pastor-kenneth]

if I eat an angel will it be considered cannibalism or not?..

"No, it would not be considered cannibalism. Contrary to common beliefs, an angel is not a humanoid figure. Angels come in forms that would burn a mortal if they looked directly at it. There is a reason they come with warning of ''be not afraid''. An angel is a being made of eyes and flames, swords and light; An angel is not a human."

[erik-goldenzombie]

There's something really wrong with me

My back hurts like hell. Not the kind of pain you'd get from sitting in class all day. It's like iching and piercing. I can't reach it. I don't know what's wrong. I slept over in the Phelps household last night, Travis was away somewhere, it was just me and Kenneth.

Coffee is weird, I've heard it's supposed to give you a boost of energy, it had the opposite effect on me hahaha

After drinking some with Kenneth I passed out on the couch like I worked 2 days in a coal mine nonstop. I'd prefer that over school though. Coal mining > school n' college

I think I might have scratched my back on something, thats what it kinda feels like. Maybe I scratched myself on something at the junkyard, I slept there a lot in the past few weeks, ever since Travis started to avoid me. Fuck

I'm glad his father has a kind heart. I'm afraid I could freeze to death if I sleep at the junkyard again. It's December, after all. I need some warm clothes too, I'm wearing fucking shorts for fucks sake. Maybe I can steal them from someone during gym class? Stealing is a sin, I know, but dude I think God wouldn't want me to die a death so pathetic.

I wish Travis would talk to me. I don't what happened that made him avoid me. Why he's suddenly with Sals gang of freaks. If he explained then I'd be fine, even if he doesn't like me anymore and doesn't want to be friends, just fucking say it. Don't be a pussy

Maybe I should talk to Kenneth about this?

[pastor-kenneth]

GAYASS

"On the contrary. I think you'll find that..."

*He pulls out a red uno reverse card, holding it between his pointer and middle finger.*

"You're the gayass."

[pastor-kenneth]

I drew you

...are you proud of me?

"It is a very nice drawing. Good job, Travis." *He smiled, though it seemed strained.*

[pastor-kenneth]

// hey chat . Hey chat . Y'all bitches GAY (me too)

[pastor-kenneth]

Opinion On The Bible? (Please don't beat me Father)

"The bible is good. You should read it. And I do not plan on doing that, Travis."

[erik-goldenzombie]

This song is so fucking Kenneth Phelps core. Devourers of God vibes it general

(Parts of the lyrics)

"We huddled up, we held on tight

For grounded men were jealous of

The angel's flight, angel's flight

They were butterflies to them

So they brought their boards to pin

The wings and bodies of our gods

For studying

Alas, the muses through their glasses

Drift away as only madness

Drowning in the din

Of our animal skins

Every myth to crack its lips

Has nothing more to say

It's okay, it's okay, it's okay

If we can't raise the dead

We're gonna raise, we're gonna raise

We're gonna raise hell instead

I miss the days when stars were saintly

They sang to me in ways innately

Before we enslaved the symphony

Oh that bottle!

To playing anthems for selling things

I used to wonder, wander farther

Into awe, but those days were squandered

My ghost was lost to the grownup gallows

So I find my spirit in the bottle

But, oh! That bottle

Oh that bottle, oh that bottle"

@pastor-kenneth @ihatemysontravis @iamdevouring-god (//sorry )

[pastor-kenneth]

No, I am not

"Whatever you say."