#Kendall would be the DM

[mothdoesnothing]

SUCCESSION AU WHERE THEY ALL PLAY DND???????????

[old-knightsvow]

i dont know anything about kendall bc i couldn't care less about him but if /he/ were to pick a dnd class which would it be

[zombvic]

TINDER IRL PART one (harry lewis x reader)

summary : in which y/n gets invited to the sidemen tinder irl (usa edition) and meets a certain brit and their instant friendship slowly progresses into something bigger

face claim : no one right now (kendall jenner later)

notes : reader is like a 2019 ICON like disstracks against the paul brothers, ricegum etc.. now STILL doing youtube but on a much more lowkey basis. also im sorry but i had to add that the reader is an f1 fan IM SORRY (im locked in as an f1 girlie) 😵 yall im not american or even close to a native english speaker (#slavicstruggles) but i tried making the readeramerican cause i tried to do the american la gf x british bloke bf xx god bless 'merica RAAAAAH. also i used lines from like all the videos and made my own cause the lines from this video were insane.. last also, don't be a ghost reader ���‍♂️🧟‍♂️

pairings : harry lewis x reader , sidemen x platonic!reader , all the other youtuber in the videos x platonic!reader

warnings : drugs (ketamine joke)

You got invited to the SIDEMEN Tinder In Real Life youtube video. You are acutely aware to what the Sidemen are and you've seen their videos before. Now to be fair, the genres between your channel and their channels were pretty different. The Sidemen were known for football challenges, those 100$ vs 100,000$ challenges and other things with a similar vibe. You on the other hand, you did vlogs, lifestyle hack and tips, in your time you've achieved some disstracks and occasionally broke down some formula 1 grand prix weekend.

The moment you saw the instagram dm from the Sidemen official account you weren't sure how to react. Should you be excited? scared? worried? yeah.. all. It was the Sidemen, Logan Paul, Mike and George (idk who Mike and George but who cares).

Eventually you accepted the offer and waited till the day you had to be "picked up" by kinda random men for 5 minutes straight. The day came, you got dressed for the video shoot, they made you wait with the other girls until they called your name and then you walked in.

"Hi, I'm (your name). I'm 24 and i'm from Newark, New Jersey" (go devs go) You've practiced that line like 50 times before you left, not because you wanted to come out of this video with a new man but because you didn't want to embarrass yourself lmao.

"Hi, I'm Vikk. I'm 26 and are you from Tennessee, because you're the only ten i see"

"Would've been funny if i hadn't just said im from New Jersey dude, no sorry"

"Hello, I'm Logan-"

"No. Complicated history" you said as you swiped left.

"One chance please"

"Alright, BUT u gotta watch it tho"

"Okay. SO. If i were a pizza delivery guy, i'd be giving YOU the tip"

"Ew no sorry lmfao.. that was weak as fuck"

"Alright wow, Hello, I'm Tobi. I'm 31 and they say that kissing is a language of love, so would you mind starting a conversation with me?"

"Sure go on.. yes. I love that"

Hello, My name is Ethan and let only latex stand between our love.

"Yeah thats funny.. alright, go on"

"Yo, I'm KSI. I'm 30 and you know how they say skin is the largest organ on the human body? Well.. Not in my case."

"Lmao, yes go on"

“Hello, I'm Mike. I'm 37 and girl, you don't need no vibrator when you got this Pickled Dick.”

"Jesus Christ. No, get out"

"Hi, My name is Simon and.. Simon says you want to swipe right"

"Lmao. I love that, Yes"

"Sup, I'm George and I’m peanut butter. You’re jelly. Let’s have sex"

"Jeeesus, that’s crazy bro... no"

"Hello, My name is Josh and I find your lack of nudity disturbing"

"No, I'm so sorry" (guys i love freya sm i couldnt do this)

"Uhm, Hello. I'm Harry. I'm 26 years old and what do ketamine and your underpants have in common?"

"I don't know" you said looking at the blonde-ish man confused.

"I'd like to sniff them both."

The whole room fell into a laughter, you included. "Yes"

"BUT I GET A NO?" Logan exclaims. "What a scam"

WHY DID YOU SAY NO?

(NO : Logan, Josh, Mike, Vikk and George)

"For Logan i think we left this in 2019 and rightfully so. For Josh i dont really know tbh, i just thought his line couldve been better. Mike, i think you know why i said no. Vikk.. Im gonna be honest i dont even remember what youve said but im sure i had my reasons and George, you couldve been waaaaaay smoother mate.. tough luck"

YALL. this is part one because i cant be arsed and put it all right here right now 😁😁😁

[vhswolf]

A Lover winter break | Carlos Sainz x Reader x Lando Norris x Daniel Ricciardo

Warnings: none

Face claim: Kendall Jenner

Part 2

Lovererayn

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Lovererayn Oh, to be somewhere hot in the winter 💛

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Vhsbunny Such a great idea!

Londongirl I'm here for it 💜

User2 Where to?

User1 never saw anyone that loves the beach as much as her

Lovererayn

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Lovererayn To all the Aussies who flooded my DM's asking for 818, I have the pleasure to say: @/drink818 is in Aussie territory!!!

Some Aussie in the chat? 👀

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Danielricciardo 🙋🏻‍♂️

User6 DANIEL?

User55 The girl collected the best Aussie ever

→ user81 best ever? Please, let's not forget about Oscar

→ user3 Danny still is the best, sorry

Vhsbunny I love to see my sis getting richer everyday

Londongirl God bless Australia

Vhsbunny

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Vhsbunny Is the Aussie launch of the BEST tequila in the world for me

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Lovererayn I'm sooooo happy 💛

User55 the it girl sis ❤️

User6 FINALLY I CAN HAVE YN'S TEQUILA!

User9 Best tequila? I will be judging that

Londongirl

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Londongirl Some Aussie wants good tequila?

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User12 I WANT! Well, I'm not Aussie, but I want...

User99 I'm in to it!

Lovererayn I know one that wants! 👀

→ londongirl 👀

→ vhsbunny 👀

→ itstate 👀

→ landonorris 👀

→ landonorris I don't know what we're doing, but I want to feel included

→ lovererayn You're doing great, sweetie

→ user4 sweetie? 👀

User3 yes, please

F1gossip

F1gossip This weekend we had the launch of @/lovererayn tequila @/drink818 on Australia, and there were some familiar faces. @/danielricciardo and @/landonorris our favourites party boys (they probably got wasted by the end of it) were there!

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User4 where you least expect, Lando will be there!

User2 Laniel ❤️

User8 I never thought this was going to be the place I would see a Lando + Daniel reunion

User88 Thanks @/lovererayn for the christmas gift!

Carlossainz55

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Carlossainz55 Only sponsored drinks on the boat please

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User55 ok? So... What?

Danielricciardo I prefer the tequila

→ landonorris Me too

User14 so Carlos, Lando, Daniel and yn are spending the winter break on Australia? Noted

Lovererayn you can do a hell lot of drinks with tequila, what can you do with beer? 🤷🏻‍♀️

→ user55 was Carlos on the launch party too?

→ lovererayn Yes!

Danielricciardo

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Danielricciardo Nice summer days ☀️

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Landonorris why you never called me to spend the winter break in Australia? I'll never forgive you, mate

→ danielricciardo oops?

User33 is this a @/drink818 infestation, or is @/lovererayn everywhere?

→user44 I just think they're all together

Carlossainz55 Australia it's really as good this time of the year

Lovererayn ❤️

Lando.jpg

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Lando.jpg Girls trip to Australia 🦘

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Danielricciardo Girls trip?

→ lando.jpg I see you as a girl

→ danielricciardo ??

Itstate it's too many pretty people to one beach

→ vhsbunny that's the fun of it

Londongirl BEST LAST DAY ❤️

User55 what?

User6 @/lovererayn bringing together the besties and the hot guys is everything to me

Lovererayn

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Lovererayn My girls went home, I already miss them! But I have great company ❤️

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User66 yn is not letting the trio go omg

User55 what? Now they're alone? Wtf?

User11 things are getting weird...

Danielricciardo Yes, I'm great 👍🏻

→ landonorris I'm better than you

→ carlossainz55 we all know how is the best one

→ danielricciardo @/lovererayn ok, choose

→ lovererayn Like you don't love each other... Please boys, you're all great 💛

User92 This friendship is actually cute

→ user82 is it tho?

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Taglist: @smokememories

[kendallroysmethpipe]

🩷 YCH COMMS (MOVING FUNDS) 🩷

I'M BACK AND IVE GOT NEW POSES FOR YOU GUYS TO CHOOSE FROM BECAUSE I STILL NEED MONEY 😸 !!!!! I'm moving within the next week, so it would be nice to have some extra money for things like gas/furniture/essentials. This time I decided to do some summer themed stuff ! These are the two poses you've got to pick from ;

YCH 1

YCH 2

Both of them will be $20 each ! Just like last time, I'll have 5 slots open at a time so I can keep track of what I'm doing ! I have memory issues and get stressed easily 💔 I accept Pay.pal, Cash.app, and Ven.mo !!

I WILL DRAW:

- Self Insert/OC x Canon/OCs

- Furries

- If you're a normal reasonable person just ask me if you're wondering and my answer will probably be yes lol

I WON'T DRAW:

- Anything that I'm uncomfortable with (ex. Anything involving Kendall). I'll let you know if what you ask me to draw makes me uncomfortable and will probably decline your request if we can't work something else out

- Real people

- Should go without saying that I'm not drawing anything for pro-shippers !

- Very complex designs/outfits. Not only are they difficult for me but very time consuming ! I try to get these done within 1-2 days after a slot is filled

SLOTS

1. @mrs-bluemarine

2. @transchainsawman

3. @child-ofdust

4. OPEN

5. OPEN

DM ME IF YOU'RE INTERESTED ! 🩷🩷🩷

[transmutationisms]

me on the dash: people must be allowed to kill themselves 👍

me over dm: girl kendall roy would have body dysmorphia looking at photos of jacinda ardern

[ad-astra-per-aspera-1389]

This is totally random, but as far as the JONAS (LA) X BTR crossover (either one, really) goes...

Macy's favorite of the btr boys is carlos, because sports, and also bc he's just fun to hang out with. macy seems normal and put together at first, but she loves physical activity, as we know from s1, and carlos (platonically) matches her freak in the places nick doesn't

Stella's favorite is...and isn't james. she's basically that post that's like "you're in his dms. i'm pissing him off, i'm ruining his day" but in the most convoluted way possible, they also, platonically, match each other's freak. all in all, stella would rather spend time with the other girls, and she obviously adores joe, bc he understands her thoroughly, but james is like...the opposite. they understand each other and fucking hate it.

Katie and Frankie deserve the most insane sublot that builds up over time, until their scheme eventually collides with the main plotline and wreaks absolute havoc. they're ten years old and evil geniuses with famous brothers, you know the two of them meeting will bite everyone in the ass in the end.

I do think Nick and Logan would get along, but the thing is, logan is a science and math nerd and nick is a writing and music nerd. they're slightly different species of nerd. but I think nick would get along best with logan and kendall, bc even though they can go off the deep end sometimes, they're easier to handle than carlos and james.

I'm gonna ramble about Kevin and Lucy again bc I want to. it's so hard for me to imagine lucy with like, any other guy, just bc james is clearly gay, and the subplot with her and kendall was a total mess since he hadn't broken up with jo first... Anyway, they're both rockstars, and Kevin had a lot of character development in s2. he's kind, responsible, ambitious, and Lucy is headstrong, confident, and clever. I feel like they'd actually have a very normal relationship timeline compared to a lot of other ships/couples, simply bc by the time they're both in the narrative they're 18/19 and living on their own.

Joe...he would get along best with kendall, not just for the main character energy, but also bc I feel like they react similarly in a lot of situations, but joe is also a little more self-sufficient than kendall is, which isn't a bad thing, and is mostly due to living in la without his parents for a/multiple (depends on crossover fic) summer(s), whereas kendall's always had his mom and friends doing everything together.

Kevin's an interesting one, bc while s1 era kevin would definitely be best friends with carlos, by the time jonas la rolls around he's mellowed out. he's still a little dramatic sometimes, but post-HMA Kevin is very different bc of the responsibility for his brothers he gained over the summer. I feel like he'd sort of keep that older brother role he's grown into, so, besides his relationship with lucy, he's mostly helping clean up the trouble and not cause it. at the same time though, i think he'd get wrapped up in the katie and frankie subplot the most

Joe and Camille would also get along pretty well, mostly bc they have acting in common, with joe wanting advice from camille solely due to her years of experience. she's also easier to talk to than bigger names in the industry, so it's more of leaning on a friend instead of a mentor

Jo and Macy definitely spar every so often, mostly bc jo likes that there's another girl around that she can connect with about physical sports. it's not the same trying to spar with kendall, and now she has someone who's an even match against her.

Mona is one of the few people that aren't afraid to go toe to toe against griffin, given she doesn't work for him, and she's definitely screamed at him for Kelly's sake. gustavo is a little afraid of mona, and rightfully so. she's proud of that.

Still no one likes DZ

[kale-of-the-forbidden-cities]

HEADS UP to all participants of the KotLC OC Tournament!!

Unfortunately, when i made the google forms and stuff, i didn't really think about how i wanted to do the polls. With some thinking, i have decided on the following:

i will make separate info posts for each oc, with all their information including the full backstory/description that was sent. If you think you may have forgotten something or want to edit it, you can dm me if your oc hasn't been posted yet- or even if it has! i'm not too strict :>

I NEED A SHORT DESCRIPTION FROM EVERYONE WHO ENTERED!! More info below!

After all of them have been posted, i will arrange the pairings with a very strategetic and thought out method called wheelofnames.com. I will do my best to prevent ocs made by the same person from being paired. Then I'll post the first round of pairings and try to maybe post all the polls on the same day? And then they'll last a week.

After each week, i'll do a poll that lasts a day for people to decide which of the eliminated oc's they want to give a second chance to!

I'll make the second round of pairings with the same random wheel strategy, and we'll continue until there's one winner!

Winner gets fanart from me, and anyone else who wants to!

IMPORTANT: Short descriptions

Because I will be making info posts and not including every full backstory in every poll, it would be nice to have a basic short description of your character. Some on a whim examples from mine are:

"An ancient Neverseen Technopath who is 4'11 and seems to friendly to be in a terrorist organization" (Zero)

"A traumatized ancient who hasn't left his home in thousands of years out of fear of forgetting the people he's lost" (Kendall)

"Alden's older sister who was disowned as a teenager for being lesbian" (Nikita)

Just to get across the basic idea of your character for those who have not and don't want to read the full backstory. However, reading backstories is highly encouraged, because people did work hard on those :3

You can give me these in my dms, which should be open? Let me know if they're not. Be sure to specify which oc it's for if you have multiple!

DISCLAIMER: The results of a poll are not based on whether your character is "good" or not. People have different opinions, and some characters might appeal more to certain people. This is a fun and lighthearted thing, and if you don't think you can handle your oc losing, play it safe and don't enter.

That being said, if you want to do a last minute entry, now is the time! I'll give people an extra day (in my timezone) before I start putting together info posts because of timezones, and it is currently 5 pm here.

@thefoxysnake

@winterfireice

@blerpywatermelon

@camelspit

@wolfiestay1008

@mysticarts

@sillyguy-supreme

@hydroflxwers

@myfairkatiecat

@sparklenarniawizard

@siennamakeschaos

@evil-mop-eating-sponge

@an-ungraceful-swan

@absolutely-existing

@ohmygoly

@worldsunlikemyown

@mrripplefluff

[mariacallous]

Meta announced today that it will offer people a tool called AI Studio to build virtual characters with custom personalities, traits, and interests—including ones based on their own personalities. If you're a creator, you'll also be able to have your digital doppelgänger interact with fans in the DMs.

“Every creator can build an AI version of themselves or an assistant that their community can interact with,” Meta CEO Mark Zuckerberg said during a SIGGRAPH conference fireside chat with Jensen Huang, CEO of Nvidia, the chipmaker at the center of today’s artificial intelligence boom thanks to its all-important GPU chips.

Meta says AI Studio will start rolling out to Instagram Business account users today and will be made available to all Meta users in the US over the next few weeks. The tool will be accessible at ai.meta.com/ai-studio and through the Instagram app, but it also will be possible to access the chatbots through WhatsApp, Messenger, and the web.

Zuckerberg said that he expects users to create custom AI chatbots for entertainment or as personal support tools—for example, role-playing how to ask for a raise or navigate an argument with a friend. “You can basically role-play that and see how the conversation will go, and get feedback on it,” he said.

The company says AI Studio will let users limit who their chatbots interact with and prevent them from discussing certain topics. The AI Studio usage policy prohibits users from representing real persons other than themselves. It would also place off limits historical persons, religious figures, mass murderers, or “objects that could be considered hateful, explicit or illegal.”

In a blog post, Meta touted several chatbots built by celebrities, including “Eat Like You Live There!” a chatbot for dining recommendations made by chef Marc Murphy, and “What Lens Bro,” a bot for photography made by photographer Angel Barclay. It said that several Instagram personalities—Chris Ashley, Violet Benson, Don Allen, and Kane Kallaway—had made chatbot versions of themselves.

Meta's AI Studio handbook says that users can customize a chatbot by providing a detailed description, along with a name and image, and then specifying how it should respond to specific input. Llama will then draw on those instructions to improvise its responses. Meta says Instagram users can “customize their AI based on things like their Instagram content, topics to avoid, and links they want it to share.”

Over the past year, Meta has become an AI success story thanks to its decision to offer robust AI models for free. Last week, the company released a powerful version of its large language model Llama, providing developers, researchers, and startups with free access to a model comparable to the powerful paid model behind OpenAI’s ChatGPT. The company says its new chatbots are all based on the latest version of Llama.

And yet Meta has struggled to find the right tone and niche for its own AI offerings. Last September, the company launched a range of AI chatbots loosely based on real celebrities. These included a fantasy role-play dungeon master bot based on Snoop Dogg, a wisecracking sports bot based on Tom Brady, and an everyday companion inspired by Kendall Jenner.

These bots failed to become big hits, however, and Meta has retired them. Jon Carvill, a spokesman for Meta, said the company had learned from the earlier experiments. “AI Studio is an evolution,” he said.

There is plenty of evidence that users may find fully customizable bots more compelling. A company called Character AI, founded by several ex-Google employees who helped make breakthroughs in AI, has attracted millions of users to its own custom chatbots.

Zuckerberg also touted other new open source AI advances from Meta at SIGGRAPH, held in Denver this year. The company has developed a new tool for identifying the contents of images and video called Segment Anything Model (SAM) 2. The previous version is widely used for image analysis. Meta says SAM 2 could be used to more efficiently analyze the contents of video, for instance. Zuckerberg showed off the technology tracking the cattle roaming his Kauai ranch. “Scientists use this stuff to study coral reefs and natural habitats and evolution of landscapes,” he told Huang.

Earlier in the day, in an on-stage interview with WIRED’s Lauren Goode, Huang said he would “absolutely” want a “Jensen AI” that knows everything he’s ever said, written, and done. “You’ll be able to prompt it, and hopefully something smart gets said,” he said. He could force stock analysts to pepper the bot—instead of him—with questions about the company. “That’s the first thing that has to go,” he said with a laugh.

[strawberrystepmom]

we don’t talk much but you are such an older sister to me, anytime i have any hardship i just think about how you’d pick me up and dust me off and get me back out there, and how you’ve gone through more and you still are so kind and so fun and are so so bright

thank you so much for all you do to bring light into this app kendall x

aljfalskdfjalsdjf;aljfowiejflkajsdf - me accepting compliments normally

this is genuinely one of the nicest things anyone has ever said to me so thank you!!! i would absolutely pick you up, dust you off, give you 25 minutes to rant about it, and then help you formulate a plan to figure it out. (the most important part of life is acknowledging something is frustrating you and then letting it go or fixing it but i digress)

life, sadly, spares no one from hardship or pain or just the most harrowing of circumstance and tbh as long as i can prove to people that you can at least be okay after having a hard time, then i'm good but don't ever hesitate to send me a dm or come talk to me if you need someone. i'm a good listener!!!

thank you for being honest and kind and for facing the world even if it's giving you a hard time. you are important and bring so much more to the people who love you than you could ever imagine i promise you this

[manicpixiedreamdivorcedguy]

Manic Pixie Dream Divorced Guy Showdown

Do you believe deep in your heart that Kendall Roy is the ultimate manic pixie dream divorced guy? Would you like to be featured in a short video promoting this belief to the masses? Please respond to this post or send me a DM!

@lord-of-nowhere (you are the only one supporting kendall in the tags currently so I’m shouting you out. Feel free to ignore.)

[ballplayersxo]

Why do people act like this Kendall and book thing is one sided? Like he is so down over her and she is over it? Let’s not forget that she was the one watching lives of him when they broke up and was still trying to get his attention by posting bikini pics daily. Let’s not forget that she was the one that posted her bare ass when they broke up that first time like a desperado to get him to come back to her. The tea in the LSA WAG private dm thing was that he was treating her like shit the second time they got back together and I believe it, she was the one constantly posting him whilst he was opening flirting with girls at vegas clubs and captioning pics of him and his dog saying shit like “I feel like haven is the only one that understands me” whilst on holiday with her at HER lake home and she STILL stayed.

Even now the streets are saying that she is sending her friends to follow and keep up with him, the same shit Rihanna used to do with drake/ Chris brown and I believe it. Don’t forget she still did not have shame to unfollow him after dating bad bunny in the beginning, he had to unfollow her first and she was still liking videos of him on Micheal Rubin’s page after being with bad bunny. If she wanted her friends to leave him alone, they would like they have done with Ben and Blake but they have not. They make sure to check in with him everytime when he is in LA or they are in AZ. Who is allowing them to do that? Like think people (not you admin), this is the same group that cut off jordyn because Kylie said so and are back on her dick because Kylie is allowing it. Most, despite being rich themselves would do anything to stay in the karjenner realm for clout.

Sorry admin, I don’t even want to sound like a booker stan because I hate that arrogant asshole but Kendall stans are getting hand. Some of them are even going as far as to hate on any one who dates an athlete because her and Devin relationship was a chop. She was whipped, point blank period and still is which is why bad bunny is still mentioning him. She was begging for a ring, teasing having a baby with this man and talking about moving in with him and he did not want her in that way. He is a clout chasing like ben Simmons, he thought she was taking him to the next level like Taylor is doing with Travis right now and when she did not, he lost interest. I’m happy she is dating some one on her level though, she is a terrible person but deserves better as a woman still.

oh this is messier than i thought, gasp. it’s so funny cause both of them are so unserious it made sense why they were together 😭 just ghetto

[jamarrseternalsunshine]

what happened?? I went to bed and woke up to Kendall?! Please GTFOH! He’s not dumb enough to go after a kardashian. That’s just a DM wet dream. My gut all along says there’s issues there, they are on a break but not broken up. Olivia is extremely smart and not a pushover. So I don’t think she would hide or remain quiet if they were truly over and broken up.

I think his head was a hot mess after this season, everything about the season felt odd and off. I think the engagement was true and he’s got cold feet and just wasn’t in a good place mentally for a while. Sometimes going to weddings alone and seeing what life is like without your partner can make you realize a lot. I think that’s where they are

this is actually a great take anon! <3

[dykerightsmp3]

here are some ideas for succession postcanon fiction that would be funny:

-marcia and kerry gay love affair

-mencken gets hit by a car, killing him instantly

-jess and greg’s leaked slack dms cause a scandal: fake expose

-jess gets a job with pgm

-shiv tries to get back into politics but her and tom can’t be bothered to find a babysitter so she makes roman do it and tom keeps making greg do it

-gerri and tom spend about six months blackmailing each other except he’s genuinely terrible at blackmail and she gets everything she wants immediately. they become friends eventually after she becomes board chair or something

-willa has a lesbian love affair with a fellow playwright

-review of a play that willa writes that is very obviously about the roys and gets terrible reviews but sells like crazy anyway

-fic where karolina has to try and talk to connor about said play but he just fucking gaslights her and is like no that’s not about my family actually? are you crazy? are you nuts? why would you think that?

-fanfiction where stewy spends like a year trying to have gay sex with kendall and he quite literally never catches the hint

-kendall shiv and roman’s repeated attempts at having family brunch but it’s really awkward because they’re clearly on speaking terms with each other but not with him and they keep dropping life details and then not telling him about it. ends in a fight over brunch

-filling in the blanks: what exactly was jonathan’s pitch to the roy siblings. personally i think it’s an mlm

-caroline joins an mlm and makes it really awkward at christmas

-tabitha/naomi 40k fwb to lovers

-sophie’s college essay on the trials and tribulations of having an absolutely crazy fucking family

-documents from rava and kendall’s family court hearing (he did not fucking get those kids)

-employee report on how bad at his job hugo is (written by karolina)

-marcia leaks details of her marriage to logan roy to the creators of in-universe show ‘Legacy’, based off the roy family line

[gregoftom]

so I finally finished Succession and I'm somewhat drained LMAO. Maybe I don't have a head for corporate whatsit but I'm a tad confused. So Tom thought that Greg squealed that it was going to be Tom for CEO but really what Greg did was tell Kendall that it wasn’t going to be Shiv? If you don't want to answer this you can DM me lol <3

LMAO i don't blame you bestie it is physically tiring to watch succ i remember when i first started i had to literally take breaks because damn. i don't either so like don't feel weird or anything. THE NUMBERS!!! no but like yeah basically, greg just told ken that shiv wasn't gonna be ceo, ken told shiv [and rome], shiv told tom and tom took it as a betrayal because first of all he has a Thing about greg and ken canoodling like he Hates it and gets super jealous and insecure about it, that's been a thing since the beginning. he also feels like greg saying anything about anything to do with their plans is like. revealing shit like, iiii am not sure that tom thinks greg told that tom specifically was gonna be ceo because tom himself had to tell shiv like, shiv literally said she didn't know who it would be, just that it wasn't her and like Hell ken wouldn't have said it was gonna be tom if he knew, so i think he was just mad that greg said anything at all/spoke to ken. although i believe, thanks to an anon especially, greg was still protecting tom and when he said quad he meant himself, tom, ken and rome, because like. that just makes more sense. but of course he didn't say anything to tom because tom himself has been super cagey mid to late s4 so he kinda of worked in the bg which is what he does anyway and it was one of the factors that led to him fighting back in the bathroom like, he was frustrated a lot of his efforts to fight for tom were basically not paid attention to and he was basically getting withheld affection.

[lavenderlectures]

All The Lore Behind the Selena Gomez and Hailey Beiber Drama

Selena Gomez and Hailey Bieber have recently had some public beef online that has garnered a lot of attention. From fans commenting #teamselena under Hailey Bieber's posts, to straight-up death threats, there has been a lot that has been happening online. But, most fans are only aware of the recent beef between Hailey Bieber and Selena Gomez. The more we started digging, the more interesting it got. 

To understand the drama behind the drama we have to go all the way back to before Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber were ever a thing. Both Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber would drop hints and comments that they were interested in each other but didn't officially start dating for a while because Selena was two years older than Justin which would make her a “cougar” in her words. 

In late 2011 they finally confirmed that they were a couple and were spotted together multiple times. Over the next few years, Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber had an on-again, off-again relationship that was closely followed by their fans and the media. They broke up for the first time in November 2012, got back together in early 2013, and then were on and off until March 2018 when they broke up for good. 

While Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber were dating, Hailey was very obviously a fan of both of them. There are multiple tweets where she is talking about how cute Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber are together and how much she ships them. There are also DMs between her and a friend around 2013 where she talk about Harry Styles, Austin Mahone, and Justin Bieber. Her friend says that Hailey Bieber would find out which hotels the celebrities would be staying at and either stay at the hotels herself or eat there so that she could “accidentally” bump into them. This rumour is supported because she is seen in the background of multiple paparazzi videos of Justin Bieber around that time. 

Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez started writing songs about each other during their on-and-off period. All That Matters is one of Justin Bieber's songs that he confirmed was about Selena Gomez. He said that he wasn’t in a great place in his relationship and she was “all that mattered.” Justin Bieber also talked about Selena Gomez in interviews during this time saying “he had a lot of love for her” and that she was his first real love. Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez continued to be on and off after the interviews. 

Hailey Bieber went to Coachella with the Jenners in 2014. Hailey Bieber had unfollowed the Jenners after Coachella meaning that something had happened during that time. A few days later photos of Justin Bieber and Kendall Jenner hanging out and getting close at Coachella came out, and fans speculated that this was the reason for the unfollowing. Justin then confirmed that he had something that was “never serious” going on with Kendall Jenner. 

Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber got back together but it wasn’t long before rumors of Justin Bieber cheating on Selena Gomez with Kendall Jenner surfaced when videos of them going out to dinner in Paris after Paris Fashion week were posted online. Paparazzi videos of Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber also came out of the couple not being on speaking terms and boarding their plane separately. 

It was rumored that Hailey and Justin had something going on and soon Hailey Bieber was talking about her relationship with Justin Bieber during interviews saying that they weren’t “They were not an exclusive couple, and he’s going on tour so it will be casual.” But, everything got confusing after Justin Bieber went on tour because Selena Gomez was spotted at one of his concerts and Hailey Bieber was seen with Drake. Justin then posted a song that sounded like Drake Hotline Bling with lyrics talking about how a girl called “him” when she couldn’t reach Drake. Justin Bieber then unfollowed Hailey Bieber on Instagram. 

Photos then got leaked of Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez hugging on a boat, this was the last time they were seen together romantically. Two months later, Justin Bieber and Hailey Bieber announced their engagement. As soon as this announcement was made, Justin Bieber's mom took out his name from her Twitter bio, making fans speculate that she did not approve of Hailey Bieber. 

Recently, the situation started because Selena Gomez posted a photo of herself on vacation and people started fat shaming her. Selena Gomez has been in the public eye from a very young age, which means that every time her body changes people have something to say about it. After the photo was posted, Hailey Bieber and Kendall Jenner posted a TikTok using the sound “I’m not saying she deserved it, but God's timing is always right.” Fans took this as a response to Selena Gomez getting fat-shamed and started attacking Hailey Bieber and Kendall Jenner in the comments section. Hailey then deleted the TikTok and clarified that she wasn’t making fun of Selena Gomez, she just wanted to make a fun video with her friends. Other people on TikTok made videos talking about the situation and Selena Gomez commented on one of them saying, “It's ok! I don’t let these things get me down! Be nice to everyone! x.” Making people think that the TikTok was intentionally aimed at Selena Gomez.

Selena Gomez then made another Tiktok showing off her eyebrows that she had accidentally over-laminated and poked fun at herself. Shortly after that, Kylie Jenner posted a selfie on her Instagram story with the words, “This was an accident ?????” on her eyebrow. She then posted a screenshot of a FaceTime call between her and Hailey Bieber with just their eyebrows in the frame. This fueled the drama even more because the Jenners and Hailey Bieber were and are involved with Justin Bieber. 

Fans have also accused Hailey Bieber of copying Selena Gomez. There is a clip of Selena Gomez saying that she wishes more people knew her for her heart. Shortly after Hailey Bieber says that she wishes more people knew her heart. Selene Gomez also has a cooking show and then Hailey Bieber started a cooking show on YouTube. Hailey Bieber also got a tattoo of the letter ‘g’ in lowercase behind her ear, the exact same position and font as Selena Gomez. Justin Bieber had given Selena Gomez a ring with the letter ‘J’ and a star next to it, and Hailey Bieber got a tattoo on her finger of the letter ‘J’ with a star. There are also multiple photos of Hailey Bieber wearing the same clothing and jewellery that Selena Gomez has worn before.