#Keeper sexyman 2023

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Despite valiant efforts from the soldiers, we return from the battlefield empty handed and bloody.

Grady beat Brant.

I don't usually like to use strong language, but I am immeasurably disappointed and disheartened by the choices made by select members of this fandom. In the years I've spent within this space, I'd come to think of us as intellectuals, as visionaries, as those with the critical skills necessary to engage with the world around us in a deeper, more meaningful way than others. This space was a beacon of hope, where I knew my peers would engage with the media we found each other over in a productive and incisive manner.

Would there be chaos and fun mixed in with that? Of course. Analysis and academia are not complete without the full spectrum of possibilities, and the joy reaped from our descents into pageantry and madness are critical to our well-being and community. Those denying our intellectual nature in favor of the delights fail to realize they accompany each other, that they aren't exclusive. But I thought when it truly mattered, our efforts would be made with the clarity of a greater purpose. With the truth in mind: that Grady is not, and never will be, a sexyman.

I have been let down by this group of people I only yesterday was so proud to call my friends, my mutuals, my community. I hope the 52% of you who voted incorrectly, letting your hearts and minds be corrupted by biased, wishful thinking can take some time to reflect on your actions. And to do better next time.

Grady is not my sexyman.

(this is 100% not serious and is poking fun)

[piisuke]

I love the Skyrim sexyman battle sm bc everyone has come to the conclusion Serana and Cicero should be besties instead of fighting

But let me tell you my game is bugged tf out and I'm stuck w Serana as a follower, and every now and again Cicero and Serana just randomly start attacking eachother for no fucking reason. You have not lived until and you have to tight off all the guards single handedly by urself bc ur two followers start dukin it out in the Whiterun Waffle House parking lot

So no they're not besties. They're SIBLINGS

[purplesoup-lad-le]

Mr. Sweeny portrait from the Keeper Sexyman polls of 2024.

[that-glasses-dog]

Cant believe you voted Kesler. This is betrayal to the highest extent. /j

look I voted Kesler for the Funnies but brant is the real sexyman tbh...

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Lady Vespera by @thefoxysnake

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Once again, ty so much to @tw-5 for the art! It is absolutely stunning! :D

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anyway alden vs leto in the first sexyman poll.

if you haven't yet, go vote

@skylilac @callas-pancake-tree @arson-anarchy-death @steal-nightmares-leave-dreams @abubble125 @purplesoup-lad-le @gay-otlc @thefoxysnake @the-one-and-only-aroace @oracle-cookies @ravs6709 @kamikothe1and0lny @you-have-been-frizzled @presidentroarie @cowboypossume @even-if-in-another-time @that-glasses-dog @katniss-elizabeth-chase @nyxpixels @slozhnos @sofia-not-sophie @treehouse-arson @lemon-girl-in-devil-town @three-bunnies-in-a-trenchcoat

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Ty so much to @tw-5 for helping out!! The art is stunning! :)

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Keeper Sexyman Bracket

First Rounds

Alden Vacker vs Magate Leto (Feb 11)

Tiergan Alenfar vs Gethen Ondsinn (Feb 12)

Alvar Vacker vs Jurek (Feb 13)

King Dimitar vs King Enki (Feb 14)

Brant [REDACTED] vs Grady Ruewen (Feb 15)

Councillor Bronte vs Prentice Endal (Feb 16)

Bo vs Quinlin Sonden (Feb 17)

Quan Song vs Ethan Bennedict Wright II (Feb 18)

Councillor Kenric vs Kesler Dizznee (Feb 19)

Cassius Sencen vs Sandor (Feb 20)

Ruy Ignis vs Elwin Hesledge (Feb 21)

Timkin Heks vs Councillor Emery (Feb 22)

Fintan Pyren vs Fallon Vacker (Feb 23)

Have fun!

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Thank you once again to @tw-5 for the great art!

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