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Zitat von Karl Valentin über "nichts zu sagen und trotzdem still"
“Gesegnet seien jene, die nichts zu sagen haben und trotzdem den Mund halten.” Karl ValentinDeutscher Komiker, Volkssänger, Autor und Filmproduzenthttps://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Karl_Valentin
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2024 / 25
Aperçu of the week
"The future looked better in the past."
(Karl Valentin, Munich original who actually invented comedy at the beginning of the 19th century)
Bad News of the Week
France is heading for a standstill. Which is called "cohabitation". This means that the president and his prime minister, appointed by parliament, come from different political camps. This paralyzes the executive and legislative branches in many ways. How could this happen?
On the evening of the European elections on June 9, in which Marine Le Pen's right-wing populist party, the Rassemblement National, won 93% of the constituencies, President Emmanuel Macron pulled a strange rabbit out of the hat: new elections. After just three weeks. As a litmus test to see whether the people really want to move so far to the right. And as a shot that could backfire badly if the current polls are to be believed. Because they also see RN clearly ahead in the early parliamentary elections.
One day we will read in Macron's memoirs whether this was deliberate political suicide or "just" a fatal miscalculation. Because the third possibility (and I would love to be wrong), that the French will decide completely different at national level, is more than unlikely.
What makes the whole thing so hard to bear for us neighbors is that Macron is an avowed friend of the European idea. And does a lot for it. And Le Pen is an enemy. Who will do a lot against it. After all, RN's declared program is to reduce the European project to a single economic market. Nothing more. Jacques Delors, François Mitterrand, Jacques Chirac and many other convinced Europeans would be turning in their graves.
Good News of the Week
No more "brain dead" or "obsolete": since Russia's war of aggression against Ukraine, NATO has been more vital and agile than it has been for a long time. I am an absolute pacifist. But even I have to recognize that the principle of deterrence is a protective shield for Europe. That it must continue to exist as long as there are despots who don't give a damn about international law or human rights. Now Sweden and Finland have become part of the military alliance, troop units are being deployed to the countries on the eastern flank, never before have more member states invested the targeted 2% of national economic output in their defense.
Yet the North Atlantic Treaty Organization is anything but a martial club of snarling generals, but rather a political factor. Jens Stoltenberg understood this. The former Norwegian Prime Minister has been leading the alliance as Secretary General for 10 years with a sense of proportion instead of sabre-rattling. He sees the organization as a force for order in an increasingly unstable world. He actually wanted to retire two years ago. But then the war in Ukraine intervened. Now, however, a successor has been found who seems to have the necessary support of the member states (the heads of state represented include after all "personalities" such as Viktor Orbán, Recep Erdogan and Robert Fico).
Mark Rutte is now waiting in the wings. The Dutch Prime Minister has been in office the longest in the history of his country. And during this time, he has not stood out as a dogged right-winger, but rather as a mediator and bridge-builder. He has confidently led four completely different party alliances. He is undoubtedly pro-Europe and pro-multilateralism. He has always clearly criticized Vladimir Putin and is a true transatlanticist. And he practically always comes across as positive, not to say in a good mood. That can't really do any harm.
Personal happy moment of the week
It was my birthday. And my kids got me a very special present. I had to solve a homemade crossword puzzle with questions like "What was the name of your daughter's first teacher?" or "What was the name of your son's favorite stuffed animal?". The answer resulted in a weekend where the children invite me to a city I've always wanted to visit. I can look forward to many personal happy moments. Thank you!
I couldn't care less...
...that Federal Education Minister Bettina Stark-Watzinger gets fire under her ass. Her ministry has arranged for a funding cut to be considered for professors who have shown solidarity with pro-Palestine actions by students. A clear violation of academic freedom and freedom of expression. As far as I'm concerned, she can quit tomorrow.
It's fine with me...
...that Federal Economics Minister Robert Habeck is talking to Beijing about distortions of competition caused by subsidies for Chinese electric car manufacturers. Anything is better than a fight over punitive tariffs. The fact that the Green politician is jumping over his own shadow here, just as he did with his liquefied natural gas purchases in Arabia during the energy crisis, is pragmatic - and not a betrayal of ideals.
As I write this...
...the third match day of the European Football Championship is underway. The public viewing areas are full, television ratings are high, spirits are good and practically everyone is an expert all of a sudden - and still can't explain the offside rules. I just find it relaxing that the headlines are also about Harry Kane's weaker foot or Kylian Mbappé's nose instead of always listing disasters.
Post Scriptum
Once a year, the Federal Office for the Protection of the Constitution publishes a "State of the Nation" report. With a balanced choice of words, strict neutrality and no political agenda - after all, it is a state-supporting, non-partisan institution. This year, however, a certain alarmism can be detected in the report on the protection of the constitution. This is because the Office sees a clear increase in threats from left-wing extremists, Islamists and, above all, right-wing extremists. They all often have anti-Semitism and hatred of Israel in common.
Even if I question the latter a little - after all, I have the feeling that anyone who advocates a two-state solution or criticizes Benjamin Netanyahu's right-wing cabinet is immediately considered an anti-Semite - this is a worrying development. The radicalization of individuals who no longer feel perceived or respected by politicians is spreading, thanks (in part) to social media. Do we need appropriate regulation after all, or is this all covered by freedom of expression, which has simply become louder these days? I'm not sure...
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Heute ist die gute alte Zeit von morgen. ~ Karl Valentin
#Karl Valentin#smiler#tumblrstyle#tumblrfunny#allsmiles#goodsmilecompany#tumblrpics#ibizagoodvibes#loveislove#lovedogs#tumblrquote#loveit#nothingbutgoodvibes#happysmile#instasmile#onlygoodvibes
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"Heute ist die gute, alte Zeit von morgen."
Karl Valentin
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I drew all the Resident Evil games in WigglyPaint
Bonus ↓
#my art#resident evil#resident evil 0#resident evil 2#resident evil 3#resident evil 4#resident evil 5#resident evil 6#resident evil 7#resident evil 8#resident evil 1#ethan winters#sherry birkin#jill valentine#carlos oliveira#jake muller#mia winters#ashley graham#leon kennedy#leon s kennedy#chris redfield#sheva alomar#rebecca chambers#billy coen#claire redfield#karl heisenberg#lady dimitrescu#donna beneviento#angie beneviento#salvatore moreau
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playing resident evil is very stressful because there are monsters and hot people everywhere
#resident evil#jill valentine#carlos oliveira#leon s kennedy#ada wong#claire redfield#chris redfield#karl heisenberg#lady dimitrescu#dimitrescu sisters#luis serra#1k
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HI GUYS SHOP IS OPEN IN MY KO-FI, PLEASE CHECK IT OUT!! REBLOG AND SHARE ARE REALLY APPRECIATED!! THANK YOU SO MUCH!!
#resident evil#rebhfun#re#chris redfield#claire redfield#jill valentine#carlos oliveria#luis sera#leon s kennedy#ashley graham#ada wong#jack krauser#albert wesker#mother miranda#salvatore moreau#donna beneviento#ethan winters#mia winters#karl heisenberg#lady dimitrescu#alicina dimitrescu#sheva alomar#rebecca chambers#eveline#key chains#re7#re8#re4#re5#re3
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perfect crime trio goes on an outing
#edgar allan poe#ranpo edogawa#mushitaro oguri#ranpoe#mushiranpoe#poe bsd#ranpo bsd#mushitaro bsd#mushitarou oguri#perfect crime trio#bsd#bungo stray dogs#bungou stray dogs#WHEW i think thats all of them wait no hold on#karl bsd#NOT TO FORGET HIM!#havent drawn art for fandom in soo longgg then i fell into a like#brainrot hell over mushitaro reactivating over seeing him animated LOL#he is my faveee. anyway yah#valentines day#my art
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#resident evil village#re8 village#karl heisenberg#ethan winters#wintersberg#resident evil village fanart#valentine
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Heisenberg gets more relatable each year 🥴🍻, Happy Valentines Day 😘
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Zitat von Karl Valentin über "wo nicht viel gedacht wird"
Wo alle dasselbe denken, wird nicht viel gedacht. Karl Valentin, deutscher Komiker, Volkssänger, Autor und Filmproduzenthttps://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Karl_Valentin
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hand kissing + art
#cant find artist + painting name#artist is frank dicksee#artist is lindia timoshenko#artist is wladyslaw bakalowicz#artist is florent willems#the cavalier's kiss by frederic soulacroix#kissing hand in garden by jennie a brownscombe#horseman kissing woman's hand by karl gampenreider#the proposal by alois henrich priechenfried#sneaking a kiss by johann hamza#cant find artist or painting name#painter is jules girardet#for valentines day#art#art history
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Nenn mich nicht Walentin, du nennst ja auch nicht deinen Vater Water. ~ Karl Valentin
#Karl Valentin#smilers#goodvibesonly#lovehim#tumblrphotos#hollywoodsmile#goodvibesalways#justgoodvibes#tumblrposts#goodvibess#goodvibesforever#frasitumblr#fakesmile#bigsmile#justsmile#fotostumblr
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PART ONE: oozing cheese for this year's corporate exploitation of love
edit: part 2 here
#yayayay#sillyposting#bsd#bungo stray dogs#KARL#bsd nikolai#motojirou kajii#chuuya nakahara#f scott fitzgerald#i wonder if someone looking for like gatsby quotes will accidentally see this#nathaniel hawthorne#ranpo edogawa#can you believe it's not dazai#valentines day
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I wish certain fictional characters were real so I could hug them. I wish they were real so I could give them comfort for at least once in their lives.
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Resident Evil Characters - A Summary
Note: This is entirely my own opinion and said with a heavy dose of humor
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Chris Redfield
OG
Started as a twunk
Became an angry gorilla man???
Alpha Male™️
Punches boulders
Wants you to marry his sister
Smoker
Hide yo kids, hide yo wife
Rude to wait staff
2/10 - Just a guy. Hit him with your car
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Jill Valentine
Other OG
Arguably better main of RE1
Master of Unlocking
Bisexual Bob™️
Butch
Supercop
Once got mind-controlled into going blonde
Rocket Launcher babe
PTSD
Big Strap Energy
Giant anime gun
10/10
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Albert Wesker
OG Baddy
Sunglasses
Thinks he’s cool
A little too into Chris
“What are we going to do this game, Albert?”
“What we do every game, Alex: try to take over the world”
Matrix jacket
Maybe a vampire?
Looks like my uncle (derogatory)
4/10
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Barry Burton
Bear
A+ line delivery
Just happy to be a part of things
Wishes his daughter would talk to him
Comes through in a pinch
Got lost on his way to The Last of Us
Father figure
Not dead out of sheer dumb luck
8/10
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Rebecca Chambers
Baby butch
Sees the best in everyone
Autism be damned, my girl can work a shotgun
Sporty
Mommy Domme/Babygirl switch vibes
Sweet coffee addict
Doing fine, thanks for asking
Awkward thumbs up
9/10
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Billy Coen
Bad Boy™️
Never bothered to take off his handcuffs
Tattoos
Mullet???
Moral standards
Strong silent type
Whole situation could’ve been avoided by just talking about his issues but no
Queen fan
7/10
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Leon S. Kennedy
If a golden retriever became a human and then got kicked every day of its life
Having a really bad first day
Into dominant women
Dumb 90s haircut
Uses comedy as a coping mechanism
Hair grows in direct correlation to his level of angst
“Hey demons, it’s me, ya boi”
Sexy
Dog lover
Certified Good Boy™️
Fucked up a perfectly good rookie is what you did. Look at it, it’s got depression
15/10
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Claire Redfield
College student stuck in the zombie apocalypse
Soft butch
Humanitarian
Forced her brother to teach her how to knife fight
Really into motorcycles
Leather jacket
Rocket Launcher babe #2
Always has at least one adopted child with her
10/10 would ask to babysit
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Ada Wong
Mommy. Sorry. Mommy- sorry. Mommy-
Grappling hook
Badass spy
Emotionally distant
Soft spot for cute cuddly things (Leon)
Femme fatale
Book lover
Chaotic neutral
Crossbow 😍
Could step on me and I’d say thank you
Rocket launcher babe #3
10/10
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Sherry Birkin
Goosebumps protagonist
Worst parents ever tbh
Surprisingly good under pressure
Please someone get this girl some therapy
Supergirl
Smartest person here
One hell of a shot
The trauma is immeasurable
Somehow still doing fine
Loves her weird adopted family
8/10
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Carlos Oliviera
Himbo
First POC main?
Went from three polygons and a white boy haircut in the original to actual gorgeous South American hunk in the remake
Lost his accent along the way for some reason
#1 Jill simp
If Dug from Up was a guy
Only trustworthy person in the whole series
Just wants to help
Gorgeous gorgeous hair
Loves strong women
Hakuna matata
Touch-starved
10/10 would peg
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Steve Burnside
Twink
Who is this sassy lost child?
Hot Topic employee
Into Claire (she’s too old for you bud)
Choker
Thinks he’s edgy
Whiny
Daddy issues
1/10
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Luis Serra Navaro
If Puss in Boots was a human
The Most Extra™️
Luscious flowing locks
Definitely into bondage
Used to work for Umbrella
Trying to make up for it
Don Quixote references
Bisexual
Good with his hands
Praying for a threesome with Leon and Ada
10/10
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Ashley Graham
Basic white girl
Always getting kidnapped
Master of Unlocking #2
Razor flip phone
Ada Wong bisexual awakening (same)
Good with a wrecking ball
Makes Leon catch her every time she has to jump a ledge (also same)
Would like to go to Hot Topic, please
7/10
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Sheva Alomar
Player 2
Second POC main
Bad AI
Too good for her game
Willing to go on a suicide mission with a guy she just met
Left handed
Deserves a better stylist
Only good part of RE5
Literally my girl got done so dirty just give her another chance please
10/5
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Moira Burton
“It’s not a phase, dad!”
Probably gay
Weak arms
Skillz
Box dyed her hair at least once
Simple Plan playing in the background
Childhood trauma
7/10
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Piers Nivans
Trying his best
Appreciates a good steak
Sick of Chris’ bullshit
Good with a rifle
Just a good man
German Shepherd boy
Self-sacrificing
8/10
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Jake Muller
Wesker’s son
Daddy issues
Who invited Ronan Lynch here?
Quips for days
Bad boy
Loves the type of woman who can kick his ass
The Most Edgy™️
9/10
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Ethan Winters
Husband of the year
Trusting
Surprisingly chill
The most basic white man in all of RE
Hands? What hands?
Functionally a lizard
Would still love you if you were a worm
Just casually knows how to craft bullets
Moldy
8/10
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Mia Winters
Toxic girlfriend energy
Literally possessed
Dark sense of humor
Gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss
Casually working for a bioterrorism organization
Does actually care about her family
Definitely doesn’t have a penicillin allergy
If you can’t be the girl of his dreams, you can at least be the feral swamp witch of his nightmares
2/10
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Zoe Baker
Lesbian
Mold intolerance
Southern accent thicker than grandma’s gravy
Picked last on the playground
Somehow okay despite her brother being Like That
Joe’s favorite
Science skills
8/10
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Lucas Baker
Jigsaw
Didn’t even need the mold
Probably got at least one true crime documentary made about him
Working for Mia’s bioterrorism organization
Left his classmate rotting in the attic
Just the worst
0/10
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Alcina Dimetrescu
Mommy
Please step on me
Elizabeth Bathory vibes
Just fucking huge
Can turn into a dragon
Lesbian
9/10
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Karl Heisenberg
Grimy
Tumblr Sexyman
When robotics majors get weird
Fights with his siblings
Doesn’t actually care at all about Miranda
In cahoots with the lycans
7/10
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Rosemary Winters
Mommy and Daddy issues
YA protagonist
Badass
Childhood trauma
Into the Mold-verse
Alternate universe Sherry Birkin
8/10
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