#Karl Heisenberg x gender neutral!reader

[6rookie-writer0110]

Request - how would Miranda behave if Karl had a child? Can you make some hcs pls? (AND THANK YOU!)

•Everyone was surprised and speechless, that Karl has a child.

•They had so many questions.

•Alcina Dimitrescu, Donna, and Alcina’s daughters already assume that Karl will fail as a father.

•Karl will prove everyone wrong.

•When Miranda found out, she did ask questions.

•She wanted him to get rid of you but he said no. He was ready to fight anyone even Miranda.

•Karl wasn't the perfect father.

•He is teaching you how to survive and fight.

•Because of him, you learned how to build anything from scratch.

•Miranda, still thinks that Karl will fail.

•You always kept your distance from Miranda. She scared you and you try not to make her mad.

•Again, she told Karl to get rid of you and he said no.

•Little by little, Karl would tell you stories about his past.

•Miranda would ask you questions and you would be scared to answer her.

•She thinks you are useless but Karl believes you are not useless.

•You would spend time with Donna and her dolls and Moreau.

•Karl helped you build your own weapon.

•Miranda doesn't call you by your name, she has a nickname for you ‘useless creature’

•Sometimes Karl is hard on you, it's because he doesn't want you to be weak.

•You get scared being next to Alcina because of her height and temper.

•She tells you to stay away from her.

•Karl isn't the type of person to easily express himself, but he would tell you that he is proud of you. On rare occasions.

•Karl let you keep his old trench coat.

•Karl will train you for hours and it will be brutal.

•He would leave you in the middle of the woods, so you could survive on your own.

•Karl will always be proactive of you.

•You only see Karl as your father.

•When you first called him ‘dad’ he was speechless.

•He isn't the best cook, but he will make sure you don't starve.

•He tried not to curse around you but he still curses people out even when you are around him.

•You helped your dad trap Ethan Winters.

[fairykazu]

LOVESICK FT. CRUSHING! HEIZOU

content // crushing! heizou, requited love, oblivious reader

masterlist

[d3lta-200x]

can i have a RE man with a short S/O? like, 5'2.

A/N: I have only just noticed that you sent me through an request so sorry if a lot of time has passed I haven't been very well resently and very run down but I hope you enjoy ☺️

RE men meeting a 5.2" S/O for the first time

TW: slight yandary themes and cannon typical violence :D

NO GENDER SPECIFIED

B/T = body type

F/C = favourite colour

H/C = hair colour

*Moreau*

His was surprised you're about the same height as him he couldn't help but notice you're amazing B/T.

He knows that the area is quite dangerous so he keeps a close eye on you. He leaves you flower in your F/C. He would definitely cherish you from a far.

*Leon s. Kennedy*

Some one who's smaller then him he would definitely go around calling you 'pocket sized'.

If he met you before RE2 it would probably be in a mall or down town

If it was during RE2 he probably miss tuck you for a lost child.

*Chris Redfield*

He noticed almost instantly there's a massive height difference. He thought you were a child a bit like Leon did.

*Albert Wesker*

How on earth does a small person like you bump into him. A strong overpowering tall man like him. It doesn't matter how or when but his addiction to you is clear

*Glenn Arias*

He definitely met you after his wife died. You probably were spotted when he was looking at the city camera's

*Ethan Winters*

Was definitely in a shop and walked into you and nearly fell over you despite him also being small. He would apologize profusely and offer to get you a drink another day

*Karl Hisenburg*

He was probably out doing things for mother Merander when he spotted you and that's how is obsession starts he would give you flowers anonymously and when he had enough courage he would kidnap you and ask you to be his.

[thewritersaddictions]

Kinktober 2023 Master List

Welcome to the 2023 Kinktober Master List

A/n- Don't interact if you're under the age of 18+. Read the tags for each post. This is all for fun. Reblog and like for this next year.

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Day 1: Geralt R. + Marco/Mirco

Day 2: Billy H. + Titfucking

Day 3: Homelander + Hate Sex

Day 4: Soldier Boy + Prostitution

Day 5: Daryl D. + Sweat

Day 6: Steve R. + Frottage  

Day 7: Rick G. + Virginity (Pre-Outbreak) 

Day 8: Tony S. + Breeding

Day 9: Billy B. + Lacation/Stripping

Day 10: Damon S. + Praise Kink

Day 11: Spencer R. + Humiliation

Day 12: Stefan S. + Somnophila

Day 13: Thor O. + Size Diff

Day 14: Leon S. K. + Orgasm Denial

Day 15: Jill V. + Temperature Play

Day 16: Maggie G. + Public/Gags

Day 17: Steddie & Y/n + Threesome

Day 18: Yennefer + Spanking

Day 19: Hopper + Uniform

Day 20: Lady D. + Body Mode/Mind Control

Day 21: Ada W. + Panties /Lingerie

Day 22: Bucky B. + Thigh Sex

Day 23: Negan S. + 6/9

Day 24: Klaus M. + Toys

Day 25: Joel M. + Pregnancy

Day 26: Steve H. + Masturbastion

Day 27:  Albert W. + Double Penetration

Day 28: Aaron H. + Daddy, Body Worshipping

Day 29: Karl H. + Breathplay

Day 30: Elijah M. + Over Stimulation

Day 31: Eddie M. + Costumes

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[themagical-soup-spaghetti]

I promise I have stuff in the making!!

A requested trolls x male!reader should be coming out in the upcoming week

A Heisenberg x male!reader is taking me a little while to write 😔 But it should be coming out in the next two upcoming weeks

Dungeons and Dragons: Honor Among Thieves Headcanons are also going to be coming out in the upcoming week

Then any other requests I get will be started after these three things are finished 😔

HAVE A GOOD DAY!! 🫶

[finn-writes-stuff]

Hi! I’ve been reading your content for a while and I love how you write the lords! Could you please write ether a one shot or some head cannons about Heisenberg having a “secret” family with his SO? I’ve just always found the concept really cute! It’s ok if you can’t get it done, just keep up the amazing work 😁

Come Home to Me

I might write a oneshot version of this in the future if you guys would like, but I don’t have the inspiration/time at this moment.

Karl Heisenberg x Reader

Fandom: Resident Evil 8

Format: Headcanons

Warnings: Talk of kids but not of pregnancy. How you guys acquired them is up to your imagination.

Gender-neutral Reader

Karl is and always has been ridiculously protective of you and your kids. He hates it when he has to be away from you.

Mother Miranda and the other lords know of your existence. Even Karl couldn’t fully hide you from them. But they have no idea of the extent of your relationship or of your kids.

He’s convinced that if Mother Miranda knows, she will use his family against him. (He’s correct)

Seeing him come home from a meeting with them is like watching a weight fall off of his shoulders. In your home, with his lovely little family, there’s no pressure on him.

He is super careful with the kids. He’s terrified of hurting them, and it takes him a long time to become comfortable enough to use his powers anywhere near them.

You don’t live in the factory. He isn’t raising kids around that many hazards. He doesn’t like the idea of even you coming to the factory while he works. Too many dangers, even if everything there knows that touching you is a death sentence.

He’s so stressed about keeping you guys safe, but for him, it’s more than worth it. He wouldn’t trade you for the world.

His adoring partner at his side, his kids on his lap. He doesn’t need power or control here. There’s no danger or manipulation. There is just love and comfort. He couldn’t be happier.

He will move you out of the village as soon as he’s able to distance himself from Miranda. The farther the better. Out of the country is ideal.

[stubborn-plague]

ℑ𝔫𝔣𝔬𝔯𝔪𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔬𝔫 𝔞𝔫𝔡 ℜ𝔢𝔮𝔲𝔢𝔰𝔱 𝔤𝔲𝔦𝔡𝔢

Hi there, I'm Entropy, I'll be using this blog for writing of all kinds, feel free to send requests or asks whenever they're open, please just make sure to follow the guidelines I've given in this post!

As a general rule, I will write any reader inserts as gender neutral and SFW unless an ask/request specifies otherwise!

𝔽𝕒𝕟𝕕𝕠𝕞𝕤 𝕒𝕟𝕕 ℂ𝕙𝕒𝕣𝕒𝕔𝕥𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕀 𝕨𝕚𝕝��� 𝕨𝕣𝕚𝕥𝕖 𝕗𝕠𝕣:

Slashers

Bubba sawyer (Texas Chainsaw Massacre)

Thomas Hewitt (Texas Chainsaw Massacre)

Asa Emory (The Collector)

Chrome Skull (ChromeSkull movies)

Billy Lenz (Black Christmas)

Jason Vorhees (Friday The 13th)

Brahms Heelshire (The Boy)

Michael Myers (OG, Peepaw or Rob zombie)

Leslie Vernon (Behind the Mask)

Yautja (Predator)

Transformers

Bayverse

Optimus Prime

Bumblebee

Ironhide

Megatron

Starscream

Barricade

Transformers Prime

Optimus Prime

Bumblebee

Ratchet 

Bulkhead

Arcee

Smokescreen

Ultra Magnus

Wheeljack

Megatron 

Starscream

Knockout

Breakdown

Soundwave

Shockwave

Dreadwing

Predaking

Transformers Animated

Optimus Prime

Bumblebee

Ratchet 

Bulkhead

Prowl

Blurr

Grimlock

Ultra Magnus

Megatron 

Starscream

Blitzwing

Legend Of Zelda

Link

Sidon 

Ganondorf

Hellsing/Hellsing Ultimate

Alucard

Seras Victoria

Pip Bernadotte

Alexander Anderson

Ser Integra Hellsing 

[I will NOT be writing for any of the Nazis.]

Resident Evil

Albert Wesker

Leon Kennedy

Karl Heisenberg

Ethan Winters

Alcina Dimitrescu

Donna Beneviento (And Angie is there)

Also

Five Nights At Freddy's Characters

Skyrim/The Elder Scrolls Companions and others

Fallout Companions and others

-More May be Added- [If there is a specific fandom you want to ask for, feel free to ask me, while I may not know it, there's always the chance that I do! Same goes for any characters I've missed!]

𝕎𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕀 𝕎𝕚𝕝𝕝 𝕨𝕣𝕚𝕥𝕖:

SFW & NSFW

Headcanons

Reader x Character

Character x Character

Poly Relationships

One-shots

Prompts

Gore

Most Kinks

[If unsure, just send me a message!]

𝕎𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕀 𝕎𝕠𝕟'𝕥 𝕨𝕣𝕚𝕥𝕖:

Incest

Pedophilia/Underage

Feet

Scat

Vomit

Inflation

[thepatronsaintoffilth]

If you’re still accepting requests/prompts

Crawls away, overstimulated meets crawls after them/drags them back with Heisenberg or something else

🛑✋🏾🛑✋🏾 ADULTS ONLY ✋🏾🛑✋🏾🛑

🛑✋🏾🛑✋🏾 MINORS DNI!!! ✋🏾🛑✋🏾🛑

pairing: gender neutral reader x Karl Heisenberg*

*he may or may not still be a lycan in this one (like he is in YSLT), I didn't really give any indication to either him or reader being anything other than human apart from the, uh ... rut-like desperation, let's say (... you'll see what I mean in a minute ;)

cw: dubcon, overstimulation, resistance play, biting, toe-sucking, ass-eating, face-slapping, mouth-covering, real sex-pest Heisendaddy behavior, the whole nine, I'm so serious, a lot of "no"s being ignored in this one

❣️❣️❣️❣️❣️❣️❣️❣️❣️❣️❣️❣️❣️❣️❣️❣️❣️❣️❣️❣️❣️❣️

It was official.

You and Lord Heisenberg had just entered the second hour of what started off as - and was supposed to be - a quick, frenzied tryst in the workshop before descending into what you could already tell was going to be a full afternoon of balls-deep fucking.

You'd thought it was almost sweet at first - the sheer gusto alone was breathtaking.

But then he just wouldn't stop.

He just ... kept ... going.

And going.

And fucking going.

You only knew an hour had passed because when you were lying on the ground - the only thing separating your naked body from the workshop floor being Karl's coat - you'd caught a glimpse of the clock on the wall and realized how much time had gone by.

This is ridiculous, you hiss silently, shuddering and panting as your second - third? Fourth? - climax rips through you.

You feel his mouth between your legs for the 3rd time in the last twenty minutes alone and wince as your senses, pushed into overdrive, start to overload.

This is INSANE, you amend. We'll be here all goddamn day!

You try to tell him as much, but it gets you absolutely nowhere.

At first, Karl is merely content to shush you - whispering sweet-nothings and reassuring you that it would be over soon, that he was so close, you're so fucking sexy, you're going to make him cum so fast.

When that revealed itself to be a fucking lie, you begin to actively resist him - shoving at his shoulders, closing your legs against his gloved hands, turning your head or even biting him when he tries to stick his tongue in your mouth.

He was amused at first ("Feeling feisty, huh?"), but then quickly grows frustrated.

Which in turn earns you a slap in the face and that beautiful dick of his crammed down your throat, effectively silencing your protests.

You feel his balls slapping against your chin with each grunting thrust. His hands grip your head, shoving you up and down his shaft until you're too dizzy to resist.

"Don't wanna bite me now, do ya?" he growls, knowing full well you wouldn't dare.

You can't answer - outside of the embarrassing glkglkglkglk sound he was forcing out of you.

"Huh? Was that a yes? Try it ... See what happens."

He releases you abruptly, shoving you back onto the ground. You blink the spots from your eyes and wait for the room to stop spinning as you cough and sputter, making an even bigger mess of your face.

About a second or two later you feel his hands on your shoulders and his knees beside your hips, caging you in.

You slap his hands away, swearing and grumbling under your breath about what a goddamn menace he is. You manage to rotate onto your stomach and hoist yourself upright on your hands and knees.

In hindsight, this action was probably a little naïve.

You thought shoving his hands away and crawling out from under him was the universal signal for "I would like to stop now."

And for a moment? Karl actually seems to take the hint and back off.

... Only for you to feel his hands on your hips and realize that he had interpreted your movement much differently than you intended.

He buries his face between your cheeks and starts tonguing your ass, panting and huffing like he can't get enough.

Which in all likelihood, he can't.

You gasp at the feeling of his facial hair tickling you. Then you crumple, chest-down, to the ground as you feel his tongue probing you, heedless of the fact that you're covered head to toe with sweat and debris.

Your right thigh starts to wobble. The wobble becomes an spastic shake as the sensation becomes so intensely good, its almost unbearable.

The shake creeps outward to the rest of your body as Karl adds his fingers to the mix, muttering under his breath about how amazingly responsive you are as he fucks his middle, index and ring finger into your ass.

Between the effort to stay somewhat upright and not faint outright (even now you can't deny that the man has gifted fingers ...), it's a miracle you have the coordination to try evading him again.

When he takes his fingers out of you, you shake his hands off your hip and crawl quickly in the direction of the door, intending to use your momentum to carry to you feet, out the door, to freedom and maybe a shower because you're an absolute mess.

His grip on your ankle begs to differ.

Your Lord's touch is hard and unforgiving as, with one harsh tug, he pulls you right back where you started.

"Karl - !"

"We're not. Done yet."

He flips you onto your back as you get tangled up in his coat sprawled out on the ground. You drag it with you to cover yourself. He pushes the garment up with an impatient grunt, re-exposing your lower body. He thrusts himself inside you in one brutal, sloppy stroke.

"For fuck's SAKE, Karl - !" you cry out before his gloved palm slaps down over your mouth, stifling the swearing diatribe you were about to spit in his face.

"Shut up. And quit running from me," he rasps, his tone caught somewhere between smoldering irritation and what can only be growing desperation.

You manage to jerk your face out from under his hand long enough to snap, "Then get ON with it!"

"We're almost done, I told you."

"You said that an hour ago!"

Karl freezes. Then he glares down at you and coldly asks, "Are you clock-watching?"

An icy tendril of fear creeps down your back. You shake your head. You might be willing to put your paws on him when he goes too far, but you know better than to wound the man's pride - the one sore point that might legitimately get you killed, even with all you've come to mean to him.

"N-No, I -!" you begin, only for his hand to come down over your mouth again.

"Good. Now quit you whining!" he growls as he starts fucking mercilessly into you again with renewed vigor. "We're almost there."

He lets go your mouth and gathers you closer to him, the increased pressure and friction driving you that much closer to insanity. You feel another orgasm building, and you can tell this one's going to be messy.

"K-Karl, baby ... Please ... Give me a -"

"Shh, shhhhhhh," he whispers. "Almost there."

"Karl ..."

"Almost there. Almost ... Almost there"

Roughly half an hour later, the two of you finally get "there".

After several detours, of course.

Your Lord felt compelled to fuck your mouth again.

Then he spanked and berated you for protesting and trying to ward him off.

Then he sucked your toes greedily (a concerning first, since he'd never shown any interest in your feet up to this point) before finally, at long, long last, cumming inside you before collapsing on top of you.

"See? That didn't take so long, did it?"

You manage to slap him twice over his head before he even processes through the haze of post-orgasm bliss that you're striking him.

He look at you blankly for a moment, the depths of his eyes cold and almost transparently remote as he floats back down to Earth. You're reeling back for a third time when he catches you hand without even looking.

"Oh, I see ... You haven't had enough yet."

"Get OFF me, you oaf!"

"You should have told me so, buttercup. I would have held off a little longer."

"I swear I'll claw your eyes out if you don't leave me ALONE!"

He rolls his eyes.

"Yeah, that's right, talk dirty to me. That's the way to get me off your ass."

"FUCK YOU."

He snorts.

"You will, if you'd just hold still. So impatient ... It's like you're trying to get me hard again."

"Karl - !"

Whatever you were trying to say is lost in his mouth as he kisses you till you quiet down.

And he keeps going.

- Saint

P.S. - My ask box is still open for requests! This was so much fun, and I can't wait to get more. Also, shoutout to the anon who sent me this. I love a good yanked-back-after-crawling-away kinda vibe 😘😘😘

[thefanficmonster]

Hello! Could i request some headcanons for Karl Heisenberg and reader who quite often suffers from nightmares? Thank you!

Certainly, darling! Hope you enjoy 💕

Pairing: Karl Heisenberg x Reader (Gender Neutral) [Resident Evil Village]

Warnings: Talk of Nightmares, Mentions of past traumatic events, Crying

Genre: Hurt/Comfort, Fluff, Minor Angst

Summary: See request above

First of all, Karl is very familiar with your struggle

He's been haunted by things practically his entire life

They never leave him alone, not even when he tries to sleep

They plague his mind even when he thinks he's safe, when he's in the comfort of your presence

And he's never been able to rid his brain or his dreams of them

He knows how they leave you feeling vulnerable and scared, disturbed and distressed

It's an endless war you never get a break or a safe space from

It's a cruel and ruthless self-imposed suffering directed by your mind

And he can't stand the thought that you go through that too

Karl is a powerful man but man he feels so weak when he feels you writhe against him in the middle of the night, your skin covered in sweat and tears running down your cheeks

He wishes he could expel them from your head and place them in his

He'll fight against them each and every second of the night but cannot stand another second knowing you have to deal with them

But he's aware that's impossible

So he sticks to what isn't

He gently wakes you up every time, cradling you in his arms and whispers words of reassurance in your hair until you fall back asleep

In his eyes, it's not enough

But to you, it means the world

He is your world, your sanctuary and salvation

[staticnight]

// about. me.

my name is James or Jamie, I'll also answer to static/night. I'll post mostly fanfic (x readers and the like), but you might get some completely original works too. I write fics that cater to primarily male audiences, and I'll probably do some gender-neutral ones too.

I'm super into Resident Evil, Silent Hill, and other horror games. Give me recommendations if you'd like.

// what. i. write.

I will write fluff, maybe some angst, and spicier scenes. I am okay with writing smut, but I haven't written enough to be any good at it.

people I will write include:

resident evil Leon S Kennedy . Chris Redfield . Piers Nivans . Ethan Winters . Karl Heisenberg

DC Bruce Wayne / Batman . Dick Grayson / Nightwing

supernatural Sam Winchester . Dean Winchester . Castiel

castlevania Alucard / Adrian Tepes . Trevor Belmont

marvel Bucky Barnes / Winter Solider . Steve Rogers / Captain America . Peter Parker / Spiderman

heathers Jason Dean

american psycho Patrick Bateman.

hannibal Hannibal Lecter . Will Graham

// if you want a character outside of these, send in a request! I'm more likely to do the above characters than not, but I'm not limited to only this list! // if you want a female character, you'll also need to send in a request. I'm more inclined to do male characters due to being into men.

[derelictlovefool]

• Dating Karl Heisenberg •

• Making you gifts out of scrap metal; metal flowers, small animal sculptures, a working music box, weapons, anything he can think of. He thinks about you all the time and one of the best ways he can show it is through these gifts, seeing the way your eyes light up everytime and the thankful kisses you give are little bonuses.

• Has a hand on you at all times, on your waist, on your arm, in your hand, just as long as he can feel you and has you close. It's an act of protectiveness but also possessiveness, you're his everything and if anything tried to hurt you or take you away from him he'd lose it.

• It's not like he himself needs protecting but he'll appreciate the gesture if you do act protective of him in any manner. He'll also get a little giddy if you act possessive over him, it's not only attractive but also very comforting knowing you want to keep him to yourself as much he wants to keep you all to himself.

• Petnames for days, uses every petname ever made for you (If there's any you don't like however he's excellent at cutting them out of his vocabulary immediately and never uses them). He falls back to buttercup, darlin' and angel a lot and if he finds one that really makes you tick he makes sure only to use it from time to time, doesn't want it to lose it's effect you know.

• Rare moments of vulnerability, when you're both wrapped up in each others arms late at night with nothing but the moon lighting up the room. He'll let your hands trace the scars on his body, share the painful memories that accompany them and cry against you as you comfort him. Likewise he'll trace any scar or blemish or insecurity you have and hold you close, comforting you with gentle words and soft kisses.

• A lot of teasing and loving bullying, he loves dishing it out and gets excited if you can dish it back. Playful insults, witty banter, nicknames that would make others think you hated each other, the whole shebang. Even when you're both half asleep and tangled together under the sheets, murmured good nights mixed with your favourite loving insults are a must.

• Him going absolutely feral if he saw you wearing a peice of his clothing, especially his coat. It riles him up and makes his chest swell, knowing when you walk around in it everyone will recognize it as his and therefore understand you were also his. Also him stealing your clothes because they smell like you and give him comfort (and a sly excuse to tell you if you want your clothes back you'll have to take them off of him yourself).

• Listening to him talk about his plan to take down Miranda for hours and him showing you any new designs/ideas for his soldiers. This is his life's work and as his partner your part of the whole thing, he wants a normal life with you away from all this but he needs to take down the bitch first.

• He will bite you, it's inevitable. He loves leaving marks all over you, hickies and bitemarks and scratches and anything else your comfortable with, he loves sinking his teeth into your shoulder and hearing you whimper and he loves seeing the bruised flesh the next day when you're sleeping soundly beside him. It's just one more way to tell others to back off of his lover.

• Having Lycans acting like your personal guard dogs because Karl is always worried about you and your safety. You get your own whistle for them but learn your lesson to not use it in front of Karl. The wicked grin that bloomed on his cheeks and raunchy remarks he made had left you flustered for a solid ten minutes.

• If you're a Lord yourself he'll visit your territory all the time, probably have a place of his own somewhere in it if you don't have a home he can bum in. He'll probably set up more security for your territory too, doesn't want anyone sneaking up on you after all.

• If you're not a Lord you're staying in his factory, of course you have autonomy and can go out if you really want but there's not much in the village to entertain you so you might find yourself staying by Karl's side most days.

• Kisses, every kind. Kiss to the temple when you're cuddling, kissing the back of your neck when he hugs you from behind, a kiss to your hand when he's being playful, kissing your neck when he's in the mood, kissing your shoulder when you're just sitting around. He will melt if you give any of these kisses to him and he will be chasing your lips with his own immediately.

• He's a walking heater, you will never be cold with him by your side. He's happy to have to lay across his chest to soak up every but of his body heat and he will always let you sneak under his jacket during the day, he'll take any excuse to have you cozying up to him.

• Learning how he says 'I love you' through his actions and certain phrases. He probably struggles with the actual words so it makes sense he says it other ways, be it memorizing all your favourite things and the way you like your drinks so he can make them/get them for you or calling you a certain nickname in a certain way that just tells you he's saying it without saying it.

• Watching him get flustered if you say 'I love you's, watching that transition to goofy smiles to confident grins and having your face peppered in kisses and playful nips. Will pretend he didn't hear you a few times just to hear you say it again and again, it makes his heart feel safe and light when you say it. Will get you some sappy soft moments he refuses to acknowledge later.

[silentcrowsilentravens]

I have a problem and it's that I can't stop writing these.

Cuddling headcanons about Ethan Winters, Salvatore Moreau, and Karl Heisenberg. 

(Gender neutral).

Warnings: n/a

Masterlists here!

Ethan Winters 

Oftentimes, Ethan just wants to be held or hold someone he loves and doesn’t realize just how much until it’s happening. 

You start cuddling with this man and he’s frequently blown away by just how much he doesn’t ever want you to stop. It’s hard for him to wipe the soft grin off his face.

Ethan loves when you run your fingers through his hair. He tends to do it to you as well (if he can).  

His favorite way to cuddle is to spoon. 

His preference leans slightly more towards being the one that’s getting held, but really, he'll be happy as long as he gets to be close to you.

The man is a nuzzler. He nuzzles into the crook of your neck, your back, etc. 

He likes to press kisses against the tip of your nose when your guys’ position allows it. 

Salvatore Moreau 

Due to his mutations, Sal can only lay on his side (with a specific arrangement of pillows and blankets), and there are only a couple of positions where he can comfortably cuddle with you.

Boy does this man love cuddling with you, though! He is so touch-starved.

His go-to is to cling to your upper back, an arm draped over your shoulder, and his legs hooked around your waist.

Also loves when you both lay facing each other and simply clasp your hands together.

Also, when you’re both sitting and you wrap your arms around one of his and rest your head against his shoulder? Maybe with your legs drawn up and one of your knees touching his thigh? Never pull away. Please.

Sal is a bit shy when it comes to initiating, but after a bit of fumbling, he tends to just go for it if you aren’t picking up on what he’s trying to say. 

Be warned, he has cold feet <3

Karl Heisenberg

Karl is not a cuddler (lie). He is not super touch-starved (a bigger lie). 

He definitely prefers to be the one holding you.

He loves to have you lay on top of him like a weighted blanket. He’ll drape an arm over you and rest his head on his other.

The man is constantly warm. You probably won’t need more than one blanket. 

If Karl falls asleep while cuddling, he doesn’t just fall asleep. He passes the fuck out. Good luck trying to wake him up. Or slip out of his grasp when you want to get a drink or something. 

He frequently rests his legs across your lap. 

He also does that thing where he slings an arm around your shoulders quite a bit.

[mydisenchantedeulogy]

Kinktober 2022 [Resident Evil] Masterlist

A/n: I want to credit @whateverthefuckyouwantiguess and @momma-vi for creating the prompt list for this year’s Kinktober. Thank you both for allowing me to contribute.

Please check out their contributions as well. 

It took me a while to decide who I wanted to write for, so I dedicated the entire month to my Resident Evil loves: Leon, Billy, Wesker, Chris, and Heisenberg. I hope you enjoy. Let’s get started. Also, some of the days might be shorter than others as they focus only on the smut aspect. There is female reader and gender-neutral content below.

No minors allowed!!

Below is the entire list.

Week 1: Toys

Bondage - Irony || Billy Coen

Wax play - Living Art || Karl Heisenberg

Knife play - Sinners and Saints || Evil/Corrupt! Chris Redfield

Gun play - Happiness is a Warm Gun || S.T.A.R.S.! Wesker

Phone sex - The Call || Leon Kennedy

On camera - Testing the Waters || Billy Coen

Overstimulation - Voracity || Vampire! Albert Wesker

Week 2: Helping hand

Mutual masturbation - Spellbound || Noir! Leon Kennedy

Choking - No Escape || DBD! Albert Wesker

Threesome - Spit roast || Leon Kennedy and Chris Redfield

Master/servant - Red Strings || Albert Wesker

Breath play - Spots || Chris Redfield

Edging - Blackout || Karl Heisenberg

Cuckold - The Boss || Chris Redfield and Leon Kennedy

Week 3: It’s free real-estate

Breeding - Moonlight || Werewolf! Chris Redfield

Public sex - Hush || Leon Kennedy

Angry/hate fuck - Love Me Bitterly, Loathe Me Sweetly || Albert Wesker

Sex pollen - Too Much is Never Enough || Chris Redfield

Cnc - Tears of Joy || Billy Coen

Sadism - Cat and Mouse || Chris Redfield

Temperature play - Goodnight || Karl Heisenberg

Week 4: Aim to please

Pet play - Jealousy || Karl Heisenberg

Size kink - Inner Thoughts || Chris Redfield

Voyeurism - Me Casa es su Casa || Albert Wesker

Bottoming - Good to Go || Billy Coen

Roleplay - Practice Makes Perfect || Leon Kennedy

Top/Dom - Under the Moon || Karl Heisenberg

Impact play - Hurt Me || Billy Coen

Week 5: Use your words

Dirty talk of humiliation/degradation - Words Mean Everything || Chris Redfield

Praise - Gift Horse || Albert Wesker

Free use - Happy Halloween || Poltergeist! Karl Heisenberg

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Imagine # 921

Gifs NOT mine.

If either gif is yours (or you know who's it is) please let me know, so I can give you/them credit.

Gif credit goes to - @lady-weiss & @rasputinaillyanna (Unless told otherwise.)

Year posted - 2022

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• It's so fucking chaotic it's both heaven and hell.

• They are constantly fighting over you, hurling insults at one another while you sit there quietly. Waiting patiently before you get the chance to cut in, and voice what you want to do, or who you want to go with.

• When you choose one of them, the other gets so so fucking jealous, but they know deep down you'll come back to them, you always do.

• God forbid you ever come back from one of the others complex with any kind of injury.

• One time you did come back from Heisenberg's factory with a small cut on your arm, and Alcina nearly tore him to shreds.

• Even though the injury was technically your fault. As you had tripped over your own feet, and when you're reflexes kicked in, you tried grabbing onto a nearby Soldat to steady yourself.

• And of course when you did that you managed to grab his drill arm, thus cutting your arm in the process.

• Oh boy but when Karl found puncture wounds on your shoulder a few weeks later, a result of some late night fun with Alcina, he was on the brink of marching his army to the Dimitrescu Castle.

• This is a constant thing! Hope you can handle that.

• Their so night and day it's almost comical!

• When you are with Alcina you are quite literally wrapped in luxury you could only dream of before meeting Lady D.

• And when you're with Karl you're surrounded by nothing but metal and blazing furnaces, which results in you wearing very little clothes half the time, trying desperately to keep cool.

• It's kinda really nice though tbh. You get a nice balance of luxury and organized chaos.

• When you're with Alcina you wear the best of the best, because her sweet little pet deserves nothing less, and you more or less don't have a real choice on the matter.

• While with Karl you can wear sweats and a hoodie, or shorts and a t-shirt, or whatever comfy clothes you wanna wear. Because Karl doesn't care what you're in, as long as your happy he's happy.

• And honestly you could wear a potato sack and Karl would still find you hot as fuck, no matter what you're in he's gonna flirt with you like a horny fuck, and if given the opportunity he'd dry hump you without hesitation... The man's horny okay...

• Where's with Alcina that just won't do. Don't get me wrong she really loves you, and she'll always find you incredibly sexy, but she still draws the line somewhere on what she'll allow you to wear.

• In her defense she's been surrounded with top quality luxury for so long, that nothing less than perfect is enough. She's accustomed to the best of the best, and she wants you to enjoy that with her.

• Alcina didn't think she could fall for you any further than she already had, not until she found you trying on one of her shorter nightgowns.

• You had forgotten that the maids were cleaning all of your sleepwear, and you'd decided impulsively to try on her smallest gown.

• The gown was essentially lingerie on Alcina, but on you it was a proper gown! And you looked so freaking adorable to her in that moment.

• When you noticed her presence you blushed like a dope, having been caught red handed. But the hungry look in Alcinas eyes nearly took your breath away.

• Neither of you got much sleep that night. (^_−)

• Karl caught you wearing his hat once, and he teased you for it of course, but deep down he found it incredibly sexy.

• You looked better with it on than he did! And he wasn't to salty about that, but he acted like it with his teasing.

• The thought of you giving him head while wearing his hat popped into his mind, and Karl wasn't ashamed to voice the new fantasy.

• Needless to say if you wear either of their clothes they both react the same way, they fall deeper in love with you, and become very horny.

• However if one sees you wearing something of the others, they will roll their eyes and act indifferent about it, trying desperately to ignore the article of clothing.

• God food at the Dimitrescu Castle is so so fucking good, well as long as Mila the middle aged maid that runs the kitchen cooks it.

• The Dimitrescu daughters have tried cooking for you a few times, which resulted in undercooked food, chard black food, bland food, and over seasoned foods being served to you.

• They always try fixing what they messed up the last time, which results in a new mess up. But they try so very hard, maybe one day they'll get it right.

• Now if Alcina tries cooking for you, it's not that bad. However it looks like death, the food she cooks weirdly always looks horrible.

• No one knows why it looks that way, and she tries her damnedest to make it look better, but in the end it looks terrible.

• But again the taste is pretty good, it's not exactly ground breaking, mind melting flavor, but it's pretty good considering she rarely cooks.

• Now food at Karl's factory is surprisingly mind melting, who knew that dirty foulmouthed man was a really really good cook.

• Like Gordon Ramsay look out! Okay maybe not that good, but like seriously it's good enough to make you literally drool when you smell it.

• You have no idea how he's able to cook like that, but apparently he was born to cook, and also build crazy half robot human monsters.

• Not to mention Karl loves impressing you with his cooking skills, so he insists on buying only the best possible ingredients that the Duke has to offer.

• And when you're around Karl totally ignores working on his army, and instead enjoys cooking for you, or cuddling with you, or you know indulging in other activities.

• The only thing they have in common is how they fuck you, like seriously they are weirdly in sync with the mood their in.

• Like most of the time, their pretty fucking rough, seriously your legs are shaking so bad afterwards, and you've definitely got bruises on your thighs.

• But periodically their mood switches and their so so gentle with you, and they always end up switching like that around the same time.

• Perhaps it's because they can tell that you need it a bit softer, or their just weird like that and they just sync up for some mysterious and weird reason, that not even Miranda can explain.

• Their both absolute cuddle bugs, both of them are so so freaking comfy and warm, and they can both envelope you in their arms with ease.

• They've both got serious anger issues, but they never intentionally direct their anger at you, but sometimes it happens.

• But they would never, they will never ever hurt you, eachother yeah probably, but not you.

• Alcina loves reading to you, or better yet she adores drawing you, or painting either way she loves loves loves it.

• Especially if you let her draw/paint you in the nude, those pictures are locked away securely in her room, because those are for yours and her eyes only!

• Even though Heisenberg has seen you naked just as often as Alcina has, she will never allow that filthy man thing to see those pictures.

• Karl loves watching movies reels with you, or teaching you how to engineer little robot companions.

• You literally have a mini army of tiny robots that follow you around like excited puppies, their so freaking cute yet chaotic it's very amusing.

• Karl also enjoys drawing you, although the drawings aren't as good as Alcinas, his sketches are still very impressive.

• Karl also really enjoys drawing you in the nude of course, and he also refuses to allow anyone else to see the sketches, especially Alcina!

• So yeah being shared between the two Lords is both heaven and hell... But in the best possible way.

• They adore you and will do anything for you, including putting up with the other just for you.

• Because at the end of the day as long as they have you, and you're happy their happy.

[finn-writes-stuff]

Hello! Would you be willing to write headcanons for Karl Heisenberg with a chubby partner? If you aren't comfortable then no worries 💚

Plush

Karl Heisenberg x Reader

Fandom: Resident Evil 8

Format: Headcanons

Gender Neutral Reader

Masterlist

I'm half using this to go insane over my gorgeous partner, don't mind me <3 -Finn

There’s just more of you for him to grab, this man is thriving! 

He’s delighted at how soft you are under his hands. He’s accustomed to working with cold, unyielding metal. You are warm and plush and lovely.

Karl absolutely loves laying on you whenever you let him. His head on your chest, on your tummy, on your thighs, it’s all good to him. 

Be very aware that his hands will sneak under your shirt when he’s lying on you. Be even more aware that if his mouth is anywhere near your bare skin, he will bite you. No warning, no apologies. Crop tops are dangerous around him. Karl loves nipping at your waist because he wants to hear the noises you make and hear you jump. 

He is pretty strong, he works with a lot of heavy materials, but he uses his powers to make him far stronger than he actually is. His sleeves are lined with metal wires. This is all to say that he will throw you over his shoulder with little trouble.

This man is obsessed with your hips. You get within reach and he's got his hands on them. He likes being able to pull you closer and squeeze you.

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RE men meeting a 6.6" or 2 meter S/O for the first time

TW: slight yandary themes and cannon typical violence :D

NO GENDER SPECIFIED

B/T = body type

F/C = favourite colour

H/C = hair colour

*MOREAU*

To say this man was shocked is an understatement this man was shocked at your tall structure and your amazing B/T.

He was squealing almost like one of them obsessed anime fan girls, he would literally non stop follow you for months on end. He wouldn't allow anyone near you for the hole time then depending on his mood he might build up enough courage and confidence to come up to you and say hello. If not he will just send you flowers in your F/C with sweet romantic notes.

*LEON S. KENNEDY*

When he first saw you you where sat down so all his focus was on your H/C hair it wasn't until you stud up that poor Leon thought he has tripping balls. He was shocked your hight matched your B/T so well and not to mention how hot and attractive you are. You might need to check up on him he is just frozen in time stunned.

*CHRIS REDFIELD*

Let's be honest here you put your name down to become part of the S.T.A.R.S team, I mean who wouldn't a mix of danger adventure and a man with a very buff body. Any way the first time you interacted at the newcomers welcome party was also the first time you locked eyes and this man realised how tall you where he wasn't fazed unlike Leon he just admired you for a second and continued with the conversation.

*ALBERT WESKER*

Like chris you first met when you joined S.T.A.R.S but this time you had to earn you way to talk to him or even look in his direction but some way some how you got there in less than 6 months. Impressive. When you managed to talk to him face to face with eye contact he wasn't bother by your height or you B/T

He just strikes up a conversation on the word and you would both share you similar opinions. And obviously things escalates from there.

*GLENN ARIAS*

This man has clearly kept an eye on you he has also most likely kept you out of him poisoning you and turning you into a flesh eating blood curdling zombie. So he sends flowers to you similar to Moreau but more towards how you are going to spend the rest of your life together as a happy married couple.

Then before he executes his plans he asks you on a date and takes (kidnaps) you back to his place, this is where he really notices your hight and B/T he is now even more lured in to you. This makes him even more eager for you to wake up. When you do he makes a bit of small talk and introduces himself then ask you to marry him and it's up to you, do you say yes or no?

*ETHAN WINTERS* before RE7

He was just shopping for food like normal then he turned the corner and saw you. The man was to stunned to speak, tall person him being around 5.10" you looked like a giant compared to him. He probably asked for you number and a coffee date.

*KARL Heisenberg*

Mother Mirander probably told him to keep an eye on you and let's just say he was shocked. I think he would be similar to Moreau where he would watch you and leave little notes but instead of flowers he would send you metal trinkets an after about a month he would ask you out or introduce himself.