#Kai rambles

[listen-to-the-inner-walrus]

Love it when Rolling Stone puts out an article about the 25 most influential internet creators and I've only heard of 7 of them

[sensitive-neuvi-enthusiast]

Wearing a skirt for the first time in front of Choso. Your plush thighs on display as the fabric did little to hide the outline of your panties. Weren't you cold? Was his first thought-but his second was more than disrespectful. He felt bad, but he couldn't help it ): just like he couldn't help the way he went home that night. Pictures of you in that little skirt in his mind, flashing like one of his favorite movies. It was no wonder he found himself panting and moaning, forehead braced against the wall as his hand fisted his weeping cock. Paying special attention to the thick vein that curved around his length. Picturing it was your pretty hand or mouth doing it to him. He'd never cum so hard before. ):

My pussy wrote this too.

[eccentricallygothic]

I am not saying I want Steve Rogers to bend me over his desk and whip my ass to get me to do/finish my homework but that's exactly what I am saying.

[manifestingkai]

Say it with me:

it’s normal for me to expect good things to happen and to accept them with open arms. It’s so normal for me to get what I want without struggle. I’m always getting my desires quickly and with ease.

[turtle-loving-enby]

The greatest thing about a franchise that is as long-running as TMNT (Almost 40 years at this point!) is that some of the most batshit insane things will happen at some point. My favourite examples:

At the end of the first 90's movie, Shredder gets thrown off a roof and into a garbage truck. Casey Jones pulls the lever that sets the trucks machinery into action, therefore crushing the Shredder.

In one episode of the 2012 series, Mikey has to rescue his brothers from a Mutant pizza that is zombiefying people. At the end of the episode, it is left unclear whether this actually happened or if it was just a dream caused by eating too much pizza.

Also in the 2012 series, Raph can talk to pidgeons. It is never explained how exactly this works.

In Rise of the TMNT, the turtles are trapped in an 80's movie makeover montage by a hippo magician. They escape it by smashing a speaker that plays the hypnotising music keeping them trapped there.

In the first episode of the '87 iteration, a woman pulls out a gun from a baby carriage and tries to shoot the turtles.

This is all I have for now, but feel free to add on!

[lilsluttyy]

Imagine just cockwarming neuvillette while he's working and whenever he gets frustrated he just slams deep in you

He's so hot like god I'd like to be punished by him so bad

[daisy-room]

@akaakeis @hiraethwa

brainrot away my children in the rbs <3

let us brainrot together about my in the works sakusa royalty au

[gently-folded-paper-cranes]

if i was in saiki’s class i would think this pink hair loon was off his rocks like, first that glasses and hair combo and in s2 when he pretended to lose in judo, hes so fake hes actually so funny i would wanna be his friend too i understand

[kaiwuzherenz]

GASP NO FREAKING WAY! MY BIRTHDAY IS IN MY SEUXALITY'S AWARENESS WEEK :0

[listen-to-the-inner-walrus]

so in an attempt to actually use positive thinking, anytime i fuck up and my brain reacts as if ive cause a minor apocalyptic event, i compare my fuck up to the 4 minute fuck up committed by the crew of the uss william d porter.

and only today, as i was having to explain what happened to my mom when i was explaining the whole comparison thing, did i realise that most people dont know about it and ive decided that needs to change because its objectively hilarious.

...which is a weird thing to say about an event that occured on a warship in 1943, specifically november 14th.

see the uss william d porter was a fletcher-class destroyer but you dont need to know what that means, just that she had guns that went bang bang and that she was escorting another ship, the uss iowa, to cairo.

while they were on their way there, they performed some gun trials like testing the anti-aircraft guns or the torpedos. and while they were running a torpedo drill, the crew of the porter managed to fire a live torpedo straight at the iowa which you know, in terms of a list of things to do while escorting a ship, shooting a torpedo at them is not on that list.

especially if the president of the united states is on board.

yeah so fdr was on board and the gun trials were actually his idea, and part of the trials was that they were conducted under radio silence.

and that means the crew of the porter couldnt just call the iowa to be like "move out the way, we accidentally shot a torpedo at you."

but they did have signal lamps and you know, the signalman on board was trained to signal this exact kind of message.

...and uh never mind, the signalman did manage to successfully tell the iowa that a torpedo was coming toward them but wasnt as successful when it came to the direction the torpedo was coming from.

not all hope is lost though because the signalman could still use the signal lamp to correct his previous mistake and-, never mind, he announced that the porter was reversing, which she wasnt.

yeah so at catastrophic mistake number 3, they broke radio silence to warn the iowa and she managed to turn out of the way just in time which meant no one got hurt. and even though the inquiry into the incident led to chief torpedoman (fantastic job title btw) lawton dawson being sentences to hard labour, fdr intervened and waved away his sentence, saying it was all an accident.

but yeah, so thats my new measure for "how much did i really fuck up?" and when i compared accidentally picking up a pencil case without a tag on it in wilko, turns out it was a very minor fuck-up. yes, the cashier had to ask another worker to grab a duplicate so they could scan the barcode, but i didnt nearly kill the president during wartime via accidental friendly fire

[sensitive-neuvi-enthusiast]

Guys I'm not lying, i need him a sobbing mess, crying, begging while I suck his cock. It's a need no longer a want😩🔥

[elizakai]

More CrossDust soul sharing

(I’m not sorry :) also in framing this with the shipping potential but this could be completely non romantic btw)

Continuing to play along with the Post Underverse Varient scenario (Dust being classic post underverse, and Cross and Dust still sharing a SOUL)

⬇️✨BELOW THE CUT ✨⬇️

Cross probably either sees, hears, or senses Phantom Papyrus :)

Is Papyrus really a ghost. No.

Is he a figment of Dust’s mind? Yes.

Are souls considered the heart mind and center of a monster? Yes. Therefore I think Cross would be in for quite the shock, and actually possibly perceive ( not necessarily see) the phantom around Dust at times, since they are sharing a physical SOUL

In reverse, since this is a variant scenario and Cross wouldn’t have been split from Chara, acknowledging X!Chara we could argue that Dust can also, to whatever extent, perceive and/or hear X!Chara

Especially since Cross and Chara would both technically be living off of what is (or was) Dust’s SOUL…

Also! Since Cross is still connected with X!Chara, he still has access to HAX.

We’ve seen Cross/Chara basically overwrite injuries that Cross takes, a self healing ability essentially.

They are SOUL sharing with Dust, could they apply that ability to him? If he can apply the self “healing” to himself, he theoretically could to someone he’s linked to.

(although I could imagine dust finding it uncomfortable as he’s seen things “reset” just a FEW too many times to be keen on it. I also Image the ability would be more limited as Dust’s overall makeup is different)

It would be interesting if they could share HAX with Dust as well.

Depending on what SOUL headcanons are being used it opens a lot of ideas.

I assume the portion of SOUL Cross took would accommodate to his own magic/make up over time.

Could Cross/(Chara?) then share those abilities with Dust through the SOUL link? They could provide attacks, HAX, healing, weapons or possibly even portals through the SOUL link if they were to be in sync.

What they could or couldn’t use would depend heavily on how in sync they are, and what level of communication they have.

(After all they aren’t telepathic, so they may have to be in the same general area…Unless Chara can connect and communicate with Dust through the SOUL, then that gives them a large advantage)

(Also for the record Dust would probably not like Chara much.💀 He’s smart though, he’d recognize the difference between a Chara and the player/anomaly he faced. Maybe he’d grow on him, he’s used to nagging voices lmao. Besides, Chara is probably lonely…)

Unless Dust can directly communicate with Chara through the soul and be like “yo help me out”, when it comes to HAX it would need to be initiated by Cross. (Meaning dust couldn’t access their hacking abilities by himself. I imagine in practice it would be like reaching for the weapon like a normal attack, as a sort of request, and Cross could feel the pull and can either provide it or not)

(here bbg, lemme just summon you a giant f@cking knife from across the battle field🫦be your abilities sugar daddy-)

Similarly, with practice or experimentation they probably could access a sort of shared magic pool. Dust has a deep well of magic to pull from, if Cross could Tap into that Dust could provide an extra boost in combat or dire situations.

Unlike Dust being dependent on Cross for access to HAX, Cross could do this on command. (They both have Purple magic which is convenient) It can be assumed he’d only do this if it’s needed, as he’d be taking magic directly from Dust.

Lastly little scenario here, X!gaster can mess with Cross.

If they share a soul can X!gaster by extension fuck with Dust hypothetically…?

They are both (sigh and Chara) very determined individuals, for better or worse that’s a punchy combo X) all done with ideas for now-

(crawls back into the sea of blankets mischievously)

[kaiju-emperor]

Yo, My Birthday Is Coming Up

My day of borth is on September 20th so in about 11 days as of the making of this post. If anyone wants to get me something I have an amazon wish list. Or honestly cash would be very welcome so I'll include my paypal as well.

Amazon Wishlist

Paypal

Don't feel pressure to get me anything or send me any money. But its appreciated if you do.

[eccentricallygothic]

Shit talking Daddy!Bucky in your native language/ dialect when you have a disagreement/ when he isn't giving into some brat demand of yours.

Only, he replies perfectly with native-like fluency, the most smug expression on his handsome face because you are looking at him utterly dumbfounded.

And then he proceeds to absolutely roast your poor ass with the worst spanking known to man before giving you corner time.

No doubt.

You can never outsmart your mysterious Daddy.

[manifestingkai]

Thought Transmission

We are all connected, no one is separate from you. People exist in your reality based on your awareness of them. How we assume people are thinking, doing, and showing up is how they will.

When you are thinking of someone, they are thinking of you.

When you’re thinking that someone feels a certain way about you, they will.

Think of how you’ll be with someone and you’ll say something and they’ll say “I was thinking that” - that’s thought transmission. Or if you’re talking to someone and they finish your sentence, also thought transmission.

We are all part of the same consciousness and unconsciously hear each other’s thoughts as if they’re our own ideas. This is always happening with everyone around you.

Thought transmission and manifesting:

If you’re consistently thinking of how much someone loves you, they get those thoughts as if is their own idea, their own thought. It’s instant and a concept I love and find really cool.

Everyone is you pushed out: this means that everyone around you is reflecting back your assumptions of yourself and of them. When you’re constantly thinking about how much that person loves you, they get that thought as if it was their own each time.

Persisting in that thought causes them to begin having those same thoughts of you. Whether you see physical evidence of it or not, they’re receiving your thoughts. This is why there is ALWAYS MOVEMENT.

This is why continuing to repeat these thoughts is the key. When you randomly get the urge to reach out to someone you had a falling out with, maybe an ex or a former friend. Ended on bad terms or just haven’t spoken and it keeps popping up. That’s thought transmission.

Test it for yourself. The subconscious mind is extremely powerful and you may be surprised at just how real that is. So keep affirming. Keep persisting. They are getting each and every thought. They are thinking about you too, and the more you think it the more they are too.

Source: my twitter thread // resources can be found here

[turtle-loving-enby]

Literally who allowed him to be this relatable??