#Kai rambles

[listen-to-the-inner-walrus]

I'm like 90% certain my brother's living a "didn't know they were dating" AU with his best mate right now which is great and all and I support him, but it's very inconvenient when their three and a half hour meal has gone on for an extra three hours.

[sensitive-neuvi-enthusiast]

Wearing a skirt for the first time in front of Choso. Your plush thighs on display as the fabric did little to hide the outline of your panties. Weren't you cold? Was his first thought-but his second was more than disrespectful. He felt bad, but he couldn't help it ): just like he couldn't help the way he went home that night. Pictures of you in that little skirt in his mind, flashing like one of his favorite movies. It was no wonder he found himself panting and moaning, forehead braced against the wall as his hand fisted his weeping cock. Paying special attention to the thick vein that curved around his length. Picturing it was your pretty hand or mouth doing it to him. He'd never cum so hard before. ):

My pussy wrote this too.

[eccentricallygothic]

I am not saying I want Steve Rogers to bend me over his desk and whip my ass to get me to do/finish my homework but that's exactly what I am saying.

[lilsluttyy]

Imagine just cockwarming neuvillette while he's working and whenever he gets frustrated he just slams deep in you

He's so hot like god I'd like to be punished by him so bad

[turtle-loving-enby]

Literally who allowed him to be this relatable??

[daisy-room]

@akaakeis @hiraethwa

brainrot away my children in the rbs <3

let us brainrot together about my in the works sakusa royalty au

[gently-folded-paper-cranes]

if i was in saiki’s class i would think this pink hair loon was off his rocks like, first that glasses and hair combo and in s2 when he pretended to lose in judo, hes so fake hes actually so funny i would wanna be his friend too i understand

[kai-strophics]

Rewatching mlp all the way from the start and have finally gotten up to season 2 and-

I forgot how much I love fluttercord

[kaiwuzherenz]

GASP NO FREAKING WAY! MY BIRTHDAY IS IN MY SEUXALITY'S AWARENESS WEEK :0

[cupcakewebkinz]

Important question:

What string is good for Kandi bracelets? Ive tried a few strings and I'm not sure which one I like best so I'm seeing if anyone here has any opinions. If you don't, that's okay! I'm just experimenting so I don't expect a solid answer right now!

[listen-to-the-inner-walrus]

Love it when Rolling Stone puts out an article about the 25 most influential internet creators and I've only heard of 7 of them

[sensitive-neuvi-enthusiast]

Guys I'm not lying, i need him a sobbing mess, crying, begging while I suck his cock. It's a need no longer a want😩🔥

[elizakai]

More CrossDust soul sharing

(I’m not sorry :) also in framing this with the shipping potential but this could be completely non romantic btw)

Continuing to play along with the Post Underverse Varient scenario (Dust being classic post underverse, and Cross and Dust still sharing a SOUL)

⬇️✨BELOW THE CUT ✨⬇️

Cross probably either sees, hears, or senses Phantom Papyrus :)

Is Papyrus really a ghost. No.

Is he a figment of Dust’s mind? Yes.

Are souls considered the heart mind and center of a monster? Yes. Therefore I think Cross would be in for quite the shock, and actually possibly perceive ( not necessarily see) the phantom around Dust at times, since they are sharing a physical SOUL

In reverse, since this is a variant scenario and Cross wouldn’t have been split from Chara, acknowledging X!Chara we could argue that Dust can also, to whatever extent, perceive and/or hear X!Chara

Especially since Cross and Chara would both technically be living off of what is (or was) Dust’s SOUL…

Also! Since Cross is still connected with X!Chara, he still has access to HAX.

We’ve seen Cross/Chara basically overwrite injuries that Cross takes, a self healing ability essentially.

They are SOUL sharing with Dust, could they apply that ability to him? If he can apply the self “healing” to himself, he theoretically could to someone he’s linked to.

(although I could imagine dust finding it uncomfortable as he’s seen things “reset” just a FEW too many times to be keen on it. I also Image the ability would be more limited as Dust’s overall makeup is different)

It would be interesting if they could share HAX with Dust as well.

Depending on what SOUL headcanons are being used it opens a lot of ideas.

I assume the portion of SOUL Cross took would accommodate to his own magic/make up over time.

Could Cross/(Chara?) then share those abilities with Dust through the SOUL link? They could provide attacks, HAX, healing, weapons or possibly even portals through the SOUL link if they were to be in sync.

What they could or couldn’t use would depend heavily on how in sync they are, and what level of communication they have.

(After all they aren’t telepathic, so they may have to be in the same general area…Unless Chara can connect and communicate with Dust through the SOUL, then that gives them a large advantage)

(Also for the record Dust would probably not like Chara much.💀 He’s smart though, he’d recognize the difference between a Chara and the player/anomaly he faced. Maybe he’d grow on him, he’s used to nagging voices lmao. Besides, Chara is probably lonely…)

Unless Dust can directly communicate with Chara through the soul and be like “yo help me out”, when it comes to HAX it would need to be initiated by Cross. (Meaning dust couldn’t access their hacking abilities by himself. I imagine in practice it would be like reaching for the weapon like a normal attack, as a sort of request, and Cross could feel the pull and can either provide it or not)

(here bbg, lemme just summon you a giant f@cking knife from across the battle field🫦be your abilities sugar daddy-)

Similarly, with practice or experimentation they probably could access a sort of shared magic pool. Dust has a deep well of magic to pull from, if Cross could Tap into that Dust could provide an extra boost in combat or dire situations.

Unlike Dust being dependent on Cross for access to HAX, Cross could do this on command. (They both have Purple magic which is convenient) It can be assumed he’d only do this if it’s needed, as he’d be taking magic directly from Dust.

Lastly little scenario here, X!gaster can mess with Cross.

If they share a soul can X!gaster by extension fuck with Dust hypothetically…?

They are both (sigh and Chara) very determined individuals, for better or worse that’s a punchy combo X) all done with ideas for now-

(crawls back into the sea of blankets mischievously)

[eccentricallygothic]

Shit talking Daddy!Bucky in your native language/ dialect when you have a disagreement/ when he isn't giving into some brat demand of yours.

Only, he replies perfectly with native-like fluency, the most smug expression on his handsome face because you are looking at him utterly dumbfounded.

And then he proceeds to absolutely roast your poor ass with the worst spanking known to man before giving you corner time.

No doubt.

You can never outsmart your mysterious Daddy.

[lilsluttyy]

This isn't an update but it's something I need and want to talk about.

I really do hope you people who reads my work wouldn't mind sharing and reposting this post , this is the end game for Palestine, no not the end game I hope please everyone keep on praying for them for the people for the children who has suffered for the women who had been wronged by the Israeli soldiers for the people who has passed away. For my dear readers who support Israeli please block and unfollow me.

And some people still think Israel is the one suffering don't bring up October 7th to me bec the genocide had begun awhile back don't bring up hamas to me because this is not about hamas this is about innocent Palestinians suffering and this is about how cruel Israel is how cruel they are to block humanitarian aid for Palestine

[turtle-loving-enby]

TMNT dashboard simulator

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🍞deliveryguy-5879 Follow

I just had to deliver a pizza to a fucking? Sewer??? And some weirdass green guy picked it up???? NYC is so fucking weird wtf

#he tipped tho so it was fine ig #adventures in delivery

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🌌 stellar-space-warrior Follow

Heads up if you're moving to/recently moved to New York:

If you see someone in what looks like a fursuit commiting crimes, slowly back away. Do not approach them. It's not a fursuit. Some weird green guys will show up and handle it. Ignore it and try to forget.

🖼 heck-yeah-jupiter-jim Follow

I know this sounds like a shitpost but trust me it is not. New York literally is just like that.

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🤖lou-jitsu-fanboy-deactivated

There is this super large glowing insect in my room. Should I be worried??

🐉literally-justsomeguy Follow

Hey, OP? OP???

🎹definitely-not-a-mutant Follow

I'm sure he's fine

☢doodle-master Follow

That insect fucking killed him

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🎁blue-dabadeedabadie Follow

Are you from New York, and have you seen the weird turtle guys?

🌳connecticut-clark-irl Follow

What the fuck is going on in New York????

🦁lesbian-red-fox Follow

There's turtle guys there, I sometimes see them on random rooftops

Don't worry about it, I think they're cool

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🎶bootyshaker9000 Follow

HOLY SHIT I FOUND URANIUM!!!

🎵shelllllllldon Follow

On tumblr in 2023? You're literally so lame dad

🔔bruh-man Follow

"Dad"? Isn't OP like 15???

🤠jj-fan-no-1 Follow

should I be worried donnie?

🎶bootyshaker9000 Follow

It's literally fine

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