turtle-loving-enby
turtle-loving-enby
queer ass goblin creature
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Call me Kai! they/he pronouns, autistic and adhd. Lots of TMNT, One Piece and TMA stuff, occasionally some Ducktales or lotr
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turtle-loving-enby · 16 days ago
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teeny tiny ASL...<3
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turtle-loving-enby · 16 days ago
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Don't worry, no one in our family is [REDACTED]
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turtle-loving-enby · 23 days ago
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middle-earth dashboard simulator
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pippin was 29 years old???
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he should've been at the green dragon
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#gates of argonath #argonath #amon hen #middle earth landscapes #photographers of middle earth #travel #dark academia #lmao pls reblog this i almost fell out of my boat taking this photo
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my hungry ass could never travel with lembas
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#the entitlement i see on this site sometimes is disgusting #y'all will just post about having easy access to lembas when we can't eats hobbit food??? #we must starve??? #vent #do not rb
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CALLOUT FOR GRIMA WORMTONGUE
I've talked a lot about this already on this blog, but I want to have everything collected in one post so next time some dipshit with a white hand icon slides into my inbox to call me a liar I can just link to this post. tl;dr grima wormtongue has been poisoning my uncle and the land of rohan for the past few years, and here are the receipts:
Keep reading
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i stg if one more of you tells me I should've sent frodo on the eagles I'm asking iluvatar to take me back
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recent read: there and back again: a hobbit's tale by bilbo baggins
I thought this was SOOO fun and cute! I'm usually not into rpf but did anyone else think there was something between bilbo and thorin? 👀 I can't be the only one who saw it. but the ending made me cry my eyes out.
4.5/5 stars
#booklr #there and back again #bilbo baggins #recent read #dark academia #light academia #book review
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who up mirking they wood
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wtf the new king of gondor just bowed to these four random short guys?? everyone else bowed too and I just went along with it lmao 😅 am I missing something????
#this is right after he sang a song and made out with some hot elf chick #truly the wildest coronation i've ever been to
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ULTIMATE HOTTEST FIRST AGE BADDIE TOURNAMENT FINALS!!!!
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here y'all go again pitting two bad bitches against each other
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everyone who voted galadriel is a kinslayer apologist #luthiensweep
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fuck my job so much. everyone manifest an attack on gondor so I can finally warm my fingers on this beacon fire.
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by eru this can't be happening
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turtle-loving-enby · 24 days ago
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[Video description: Four videos that have been stitched together; the first three are captioned. One: A lawyer in a suit says smugly, "I sued a 9-year-old kid and won!" Two: A bearded person sits outside and says ironically, "I challenged a nine year old kid to a basketball game and won." Three: A person wearing a yellow bandanna as a sweatband says dramatically, "I challenged a nine year old kid to a bench press competition, and won." Four: A (presumably) nine year old kid walks across a lawn, shaking their head slightly and sounding out of breath as they say, "I had the worst day of my life." End description.]
Description by @mocweepe
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turtle-loving-enby · 24 days ago
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Neurodivergent people will be like "lemme take you to a place" and it's just a secluded section of New York's sewage system.
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turtle-loving-enby · 24 days ago
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turtle-loving-enby · 24 days ago
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Taking a 5-second break from the Bagginshield angst to bring you this meme I created after an all-nighter, enjoy.
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turtle-loving-enby · 24 days ago
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Mihawk attacking his opponents in dead silence meanwhile everyone else is yelling out their next move like it’s Pokémon
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Bonus:
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I don’t even know what the context for this scenario would even be. Anyways hi everyone this is my new fixation
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turtle-loving-enby · 24 days ago
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turtle-loving-enby · 24 days ago
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reblog this rat until staff gets involved
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turtle-loving-enby · 25 days ago
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turtle-loving-enby · 26 days ago
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this is so bad, I need to (remembers suicide jokes worsen my mental health) be distributed by rusty quill under a creative commons attribution non commercial share-alike 4.0 international license
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turtle-loving-enby · 26 days ago
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Tma fans be like “awww such a cute couple!!” And it’s literally either
Two identical buff postal workers
All-knowing eldritch antichrist and his murderous plus one
A youtuber who stabbed her own eyes out and a podcaster who can’t feel fear
Crooked cop and crooked cop who is also a dog
Invisible sea captain and a 200 yo eyeball bitch
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turtle-loving-enby · 26 days ago
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Hey you know how Pippin and Diamond had a son and they named him Faramir? And then they introduced him to his namesake and he immediately gained the biggest uncle ever? And how Faramir and Elboron would pal around together and became close lifelong friends? And how Faramir and Elboron both took after their fathers, in that Elboron became a gentle scholar who helped restore lasting peace between Gondor and Harad and Faramir became the fightingest Thain Tuckborough had produced in generations and carried his father's sword and was known for leading the defense of the Evendim Road in the goblin skirmishes following the restoration of Annúminas? Okay so only the first line is actually canon but the rest is also canon
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turtle-loving-enby · 27 days ago
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Characters being compared to dogs always use terriers or pitbulls or something for their metaphors. “They grab on and they don’t let go” “They keep worrying at it until it’s dead” etc.
Anyway, I want to see collies used as metaphors. Albert Payson Terhune style. “He was like an attack dog–making slash-and-run attacks, cutting them up worse every time, never staying in range long enough to get hurt but circling back over and over.”
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turtle-loving-enby · 27 days ago
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turtle-loving-enby · 27 days ago
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The pb&j screenshot redraw from 2022 I was talking about in my other post
God seeing my old art style is so weird
And of course the screenshot I redrew
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Also don't expect the backgrounds to increase. In fact, the one for raph and mikey is.....minimalist at best LMAO
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