#Kahani​​

[maintohthakgayibhaishaab]

People who drink milk with malai on it stay away from me

[spookypeacephantom]

[iamreallyawkwardsblog]

So I was travelling back to hostel and was sitting beside this girl. 3 hours into the journey I had my earphones on and she turned towards me with a maaza in her hands.

I thought she was offering me her drink or a sip out of courtesy. So I nodded my head no telling her I don't want to drink it.

But she she kept pushing it towards me and said something. So I removed my earphones and she said "please ise khol dena "

She wasn't offering me her drink y'all 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

She was asking me to OPEN IT💀👍

I was red with embarrassment somehow opened it for her

I still want to dig a hole and crawl into it.

Baithe bithae bezzati ho gayi bhai!

[diaryofnishtha]

Ghar ki badi ladki hona crime jaise lgta hai 🙂

[mastmalangs-blog]

[kadwarasgullaa]

Kaash sperm race me haar jati to Aaj ye sab dukh wukh nahi jhelna padhta 💔

[henwilsons]

for @moirainesedai ♡

the lover's fatal identity is precisely this: i am the one who waits. —roland barthes, a lover's discourse: fragments

[srkgirlblogger]

mojo dojo casa house

[whatjhumka]

from the moment rocky dropped that "what a woman wonderwoman wakanda forever" line i fell so hard for him and we hadnt even been properly introduced to his character yet

[lastofthe20thcenturygirls]

if i had a nickel for every time karan johar directed a grand family drama where that one evil parent played by a bachchan only came to their senses after all their family members left them i'd've two nickels which isn't a lot but it's weird it happened twice it's all about loving your parents after all

[spookypeacephantom]

[iamreallyawkwardsblog]

Bhai bahut hogya ab mereko bhi kisi pe crush chahiye! Wo feels , excitement, heady rush actually feel kiye saalo hogye hain! Like come on! It's been far too long😩

[diaryofnishtha]

real desi love language

[aadhiskanmani]