#KIS SO FUCKING PRECIOUS AND CUTE

[killuaisaprincess]

4 U

“Killua, no, no, I’m not mad. Of course, you can buy yourself stuff. That’s why I’m paying you.”

Gon gently lifts Killua’s chin.

Killua’s eyes are filled with tears, and he has a smudge of jelly near his lips.

Gon smiles softly.

Cute.

[rowretro]

If your requests are open, can I get hard yandere Jake or Ni-Ki where they punish reader for escaping and staying with one of their friends?

𝕺𝖍 𝖒𝖞 𝕯𝖆𝖗𝖑𝖎𝖓𝖌…

✧warnings: Yandere themes, toxic themes, mentions of blood, manipulation(?), shirtless-ish riki, somewhat gore, mentions of sex

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"Oh my sweet little y/n... I knew you were stupid but for you to be this stupid?!..." Riki tutted, a mocking pout on his lips, his shirt drenched with the blood of someone you called a friend. He barely knew you, yet he befriended you just because he knew you were in the danger of Riki. Your stupid self just had to believe Riki wouldn't know that the motherfucker would be keeping you in his house.

He was pissed. No he was beyond pissed, words can not explain how bad of a decision she made. Riki wasn't too into murdering people or ripping them apart, but for her? god a little blood on his hands was nothing let alone stabbing a dagger with her name encrypted into this so called friend of hers? heck he could even leave the body out because not even a family member was there to want him.

"Oh well... he lived a miserable life anyway.... this was your fault y/n. You know better than to trust a strangers word over mine. Fuck the fact you trusted another man. went into his house. wore his shirt. AND FUCKING LEFT ME?!" He finally yelled causing her to flinch, he stabbed him crazily as you screamed for him to stop, tears streaming down her cheeks. "STOP CRYING FOR HIM!" he screamed, slapping her painfully on her cheek.

he knelt down before her dark eyes, peircing into her as he groaned, he threw off his shirt "Mother fucker got his filthy blood all over my comfortable t-shirt. The one you should be wearing right now." he sharply said. The man was pissed. He slapped her yet again, ripping off the T-shirt she wore as she carried her and dropped her in the bathtub.

He didn't care that it was hurting her, he turned the tap on as he applied soap to the sponge and aggressively rubbed on her skin. "I know you wouldn't sleep with him. But you still hugged him. You still went in his house and sat on his rubbish sofa. Fuck imagine all the germs in that shithole you went to." He spat as he chucked the sponge at her and yanked her hair. "Clean yourself up and go to bed." He simply said before leaving the restroom.

"Oh no... I hurt my poor y/n oh sweetie... You need to know what you did is awful... you need to feel the pain I did... but I won't make it hurt as much as you hurt me because I love you... you can tell me anything.... did you have sex with this fucker?! is that why you're wearing his ugly shirt?!!!" Riki asked, as She stared in horror, and disgust. Riki chuckled

That very night, was the first time Riki hurt her, though it hurt him more to hurt her. He stepped out of the shower, smiling as he saw Y/n sitting on his bed, wearing his sweater, how it fell just off of her shoulder, her tears gone as she reached out to hug him, she just needed comfort... and she accepted her fate.

"So cute, I know you won't do something like that with some low life... awww my sweet innocent y/nie, so vulnerable and gullible, sweetheart, he's a pervert, he lied to you, he did this so he can use your precious body. You know I've never done and never will do that you know why? because I love you..." Riki explained as he cradled her in his arms.

He palnted soft kisses on her face "Oh my poor darling y/n... don't ever leave me... I can't live without you!" He said as Y/n placed a soft kiss on his plump lips, giving into his toxic love. She can't help it though... isn't it a good thing that he'd even kill for her?.... so many men have only hurt her, humiliated her or wanted to hook up with her but Riki... Riki loves her...

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[lovingherrscher]

Bungou Stray Dogs Otoge

So I saw an earlier post about what BSD characters being the love interests in Diabolik Lovers, so why not make an otoge/otome game for them?

Dazai Yohane proudly presents you... Bungou Stray Dogs Otoge!

Warning: Crack, some angst in the bad endings, OOC even maybe. Random thoughts in a mental breakdown. Spoilers for Storm Bringer. Character deaths mentions.

Notes: None. I just want to distract myself.

Love interests:

Dazai Osamu - 1 True Ending, 1 Good Ending and 2 Bad Endings

The mystery type

"Posterboi", yes, he's on the poster for the common version of the game, the limited version ft all 5 love interests (except for Fyodor because he's in the secret route)

Ranked #2 in the popularity poll

Is loved by all the fangirls

Likes to fool around with MC

All of that disappear when you got out of the common route and head for his route

FUCK PLEASE GO BACK

Shout out to Dazai slowly opening up gotta be my favourite genre

Will have a CG where he takes you to Lupin and slowly opens up to you about his past

Best bed scene in the whole game

One of the bad endings is where you two committed a lover's suicide together and succeeded.

Nakahara Chuuya - 1 True Ending, 2 Good Ending and 3 Bad Endings

The rich guy who'd buy you everything as a gift, jewelries, fancy clothes, a store, a building even?!

Candidate for the next mob boss

5/5 (actually 4.5) on these criterias:

The (soon to be) mob boss

Cruel, cold to almost everyone else except for his 'family' aka the mafia

Is actually a nice person

Will treats you gently, like a princess when he's head over heels for you

Gap moe (he likes dogs)

So inevitably, he ranked #1 in the popularity poll

Is almost everything the Italians hates about 'romanticizing the mafiosos'

His route is basically a whole "FUCK GO BACK" like Dazai, since we'll focus on his traumas and his past more.

He will opens up about his fear of not being a human, about the calamity that lives inside him

Has a CG where he takes you to visit Rimbaud's and The Flags' graves.

That one route would make the players put the Switch/PS Vita down and ask themselves why are they here, just to suffer.

Best kiss sounds in the whole fucking game I say. His bed scene makes you went from angsty mood to instant horny.

One of his bad ending is about how Chuuya lost control of the calamity inside him - Arahabaki when he saw you, killed before his eyes by the enemy, and with Dazai out of the picture, there isn't anyone there to stop him anymore.

Nakajima Atsushi - 1 True Ending, 1 Good Ending and 1 Bad Ending

That one character make everyone goes 'hell I could adopt him even not flirt with him.'

Cute, shy boy

Is cute when needed and sexy when wanted

Makes you wonder how can an angel like this even exists

Has good kissing sounds *if you know what I mean*

Drifting off the common route we dig deeper into his past, about the beast inside him, about the orphanage and the headmaster

A CG where he'll cry in your arms and you soothing him, reassure the boy that it's all in the past and he isn't alone now

Akutagawa Ryuunosuke - 1 True Ending, 2 Good Ending and 2 Bad Ending

Tsundere type

Foul-mouthed

Eventually will slowly opens up to MC

God he's so cute and precious

Needs a hug for all the traumas he's been through

His route basically focus on his past and how Dazai affected him so much

He has a CG where he sat down and talk with you about Gin and how he grows up in the slum, about why did he crave for power so bad, and why he wanted to be acknowledged by his ex-mentor.

3rd best bed scene in the game.

Kunikida Doppo - 1 True Ending, 1 Good Ending and 1 Bad Ending

Workaholic type

A man who dedicates his life to work

The handsome one with glasses

It's really fun watching him slowly falling for you, especially when he has this "58 standards for the ideal woman"

He'll slowly crosses them out just for you 💖

His route focus on the reason he dreams of an ideal world, his ideal world

Will has this 'behind the scene' flashback about The Azure King's case and Azure Apostle's case 2 years ago with the death of Rokuzou and Sasaki.

A CG where he holds you tightly in his arms and speaks with a broken voice, teary eyes about how he's so scare that his ideal might consume him one day like what happened to Azure King. He is whom chases his ideals like the moth chasing flames, but deep down under that perfectionist, workaholic mask is how he's insecure and scared that his ideals will burn him down like the flame that burn down the moth.

2nd best bed scene in the game.

His bad ending is basically when his ideals finally consume him and Kunikida became the 2nd Azure King.

Secret route: Fyodor Dostoevsky - 1 True Ending and 1 Bad Ending

After you finish everyone's route, a new, hidden route will be unlocked. And it's the Russian man, the mastermind behind everything

To be honest, this is quite of a short route. No common, just straight to his route

Also a mystery type

The smart, prodigy type

The one who has this aura goes "run for your life" or either "damn he's hot"

Expect an unhealthy relationship when you're in this route

This man will uses you like a pawn on his chessboard

Gaslighting, manipulation, abusing, you name it. Everything is in this route

What good ending? No good ending with him for you missy. Only true end or bad end.

WORST BAD ENDING IN THE WHOLE GAME. Please don't ask what it's like.

Fandisc: 2 fandisc with one being the current timeline, the other is about when Dazai is still in the mafia.

Bonus contents for 1st fandisc:

An extra route for Fukuzawa

A Bad Ending in common route ft a 3P, a Dazai x MC x Chuuya sandwich *chef's kiss*

An another Bad Ending in common route ft a 3P, an Atsushi x MC x Akutagawa sandwich

And a new Bad Ending in secret route leads you to a Dazai x MC x Fyodor sandwich

Bonus contents for 2nd fandisc:

A Mafia!Dazai route

An Odasaku route

An Ango route

A Bad Ending in common route that's extra spicy ft a 4P with the Dark Era Trio?!!! *chef's kiss*

[b1mbodoll]

Hiii babyyyy I hope you have/had a good day!

My new baby is a corn snake and her name is ni-ki (we thought she was a boy at first whoops) and the ring is in fact a promise ring! He got it engraved with our anniversary date and it has a little opal in it as that's my favourite stone! Hoping my engagement ring has one in it when the time comes!

Also I dont know if you've seen it yet but heeseung's new cover and the video thingy for it was making me go absolutely feral like the looks??? The clothing??? The smirk???

PLUS PONYTAIL JAKE WHAT THE FUCK!!!!

Anyway I hope you're doing well lovely and I hope you know we love you!

Love 👻

thank u sweetheart 🥹 omg ‘m a lil scared of snakes but corn snakes have such gorgeous coloring 🙂‍↕️ i bet shems beautiful!!!! oh my gosh, opal and your anniversary engraved in it ☹️ that’s so precious n so romantic, i’m sososo incredibly happy for u !!!!!

the heeseung cover… i have seen it and i’m gna pass out i need him carnally 😵‍💫 he’s so pretty, save me!!!! AND PONYTAIL JAKEYYYY omg . almost passed out bcs of him, i still cant believe he had his hair styled like that, i feel ill.

thank u sososo much, ur such a doll :( soso sweet n cute, i also hope you’re doing well and i love u more!!! mmmmwah

[seokryuragi]

enhypen as taylor albums I'll will try to make slow explanations I MAKE SENSE SEE WHAT I SEE

heeseung - folklore

ever since i saw that live in the lake of idk where thing taylor did of this album I just said UHUM YEAH! HEESEUNG from the last great american dynasty to fucking peace to the 1 yeah just get into it

jay - lover

hmmmmmmm hmmmm jay is certified lover boy I can picture him feeling silly listening to some love songs while being in love, he is so lovely so is this era and this album with some other songs, all pink and cute all dreamy and shiny like you have fucking daylight in your album and you pretend me to not say jay

jake - midnights

midnight rain is here so I screamed JAKE also then having bejeweled and karma like yes I could see him being a little silly haha karma is my boyfrieneennnd, but also songs like maroon give me water sign vibes

sunghoon - reputation

NOW! just think about how misunderstood the rep era is... this album is SO LOVELY pure romance with a little of silliness, literally saying damn someone is able to love me while I'm in the worst of times CRAAAZY HOW THIS LOVE FEELS AND THAT I AM LOVEABLE OHH MYYY there you go, special mention to new year's day

sunoo - evermore

pause. don't scream. think about it, walk with me, long story short! willow! from the songs to the cover of the album like that's SUNOO I DON'T CARE. many ppl say this and folklore are kinda the same but FOR ME! the difference is a little more upbeat songs like not so calmed, more songs hear sound like the last great american dynasty, so you get what I mean. MENTION TO DOROTHEA!

jungwon - red

just ? I don't even have an explanation wtf LMAO he is read, special mention to nothing new and I knew you were trouble, there is soemthing about the change in between speak now and this that gives me him

ni-ki - fearless

just magic and princes, the 2nd album of her is so cute and precious, literally a huge difference in popularity and everything with the 1st one, CRAAAZY SINGLE LIKE YOU BELONG WITH ME, also love story and fearless are so cute adorable fairytale like I feel ni-ki can embrace that so cutesy

[sorrowfulrosebud]

No but sending pictures of Katsuki being a mess after fucking his pretty little ass to Kirishima when he’s away on a mission.

Dick mentioned can either be natural or a strap, idc

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Katsuki is visibly drooling still, the effects of the prostate orgasm still clearly there as carmine eyes flutter around tiredly. A sloppy mess of cum and saliva test around his mouth, as well as on his tits and cock. Usually soft nipples hardened and tweaked until they turned a deep pink, accompanied with the deepening purples of bite marks and hickeys on his soft tits.

His cock was still an angry red, yet fading away as the need to cum slowly left Katsuki’s mind. His balls were empty in every sense of the word, thanks to yours truly. His headband with the two puppy ears was thrown to the side somewhere, lost in your passion, same with the thick silicone bone gag that silenced his adorable pants and moans. He was so fucking beautiful like this, you couldn’t leave your other boyfriend out of the loop.

“Katsukiiii, look into the camera for master, puppy,” you cooed softly. Katsuki obeyed almost immediately, tongue still hung out and thick tits heaving. You snapped picture after picture of your masterpiece before saving them to your private folder that held Katsuki’s most precious moments of vulnerability.

“M-master…” Katsuki whined, demanding your attention before he slipped into subdrop. A shaky hand extended itself to you, and you accepted it without haste. You gently brought his hand to your lips and pressed soft kisses to it.

“That’s it baby, come on back to me. Let’s clean you up so you can sleep, okay Ki?” You smiled gently at your cute little puppyslut as he managed a small smile back. Fuck, did he live for aftercare.

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Somewhere on the other side of Japan, Kirishima was lying on a cheap motel bed before a big mission. He missed you both like crazy, but for safety’s sake he couldn’t FaceTime you or even call you. A small ping from his phone has him smiling widely when he recognises your nickname and 15 different attachments.

❤️Baby❤️: I know that you can’t respond to my messages bc of ur mission, but I thought you’d appreciate some more… motivation 😋😋

[15 new attachments]

His smile quickly melted into a face of shock at the images sent. One picture was of Katsuki sat at the foot of the bed with your cock down his throat, another where his wrists were handcuffed behind his back as he was raw dogged, spank marks on his perfect ass, another where he was drooling into his gag and Kirishima’s new favourite. It was Katsuki looking peaceful and blissed out on the bed, drowning in cum and spit, clothes everywhere and no thoughts in his pretty little head.

Well, he thought, my boner isn’t going to go away just by staring at the pictures!

(It totally could jsyk).

It wasn’t until Kirishima had rung out his own balls when he pulled up his camera and shot a snap of his sloppy cock and the puddle of cum to send back to you.

He couldn’t wait for the mission to end.

[a-wendellandwild-fan]

So we have an ask asking about how Wendell and Wild would be in a relationship with someone (both romantic and platonic)- may I ask the same question for their dad Buffalo Belzer 👉👈 (also maybe how his sons would react to him dating someone cause that could be very funny)

How would Buffalo Belzer act around someone he likes.

Warnings: None.

Notes: These headcanon won't specify the gender of the reader, and it's all written in third person.

Platonic.

Meeting him as a human was already a surprise since he's insanely tall as a human, and it was utterly shocking seeing him being taller than fucking Godzilla.

Still, the human was simply fascinated, and found him actually pretty chill. And for everyone's surprise, even for Belzer's, he was actually glad to have a human friend.

Being best friends with the former owner of Scream Faire is actually fun, both as a giant demon, or as a really tall human. Of course, he's not used to the human world, so they have to be patient with him.

The man is both fascinated with how far humanity has come. He heard stuff, but this was beyond his expectations. And having a human guide that actually seems to care about his opinion and experience in here? Makes it even better.

Belzer starts showing his "soft", less sadistic sides. The moment they show him the new Elvis movie, he's on his knees, begging them to PLEASE TAKE HIM THERE.

The human is surprised that he's crying throughout most of the movie. By the time the movie is over, he's just holding into the human for dear life while gushing about the film with red, puffy eyes.

Him singing to the human at random times is completely normal, and his voice could easily be confused by the voice of an angel... Well, at least in the human's humble opinion.

Now, when they told him that they were going to take him shopping, they didn't think that getting something his size would be so freaking difficult. He gets annoyed quickly enough since he doesn't stand the physical restrictions of clothes, but again, his human friend is trying their best, so... He might as well put out with it.

He actually loves any sort of human food, especially the really spicy ones. It's quite obvious he can take an inhumane mount of spice, since he's literally an infernal being.

He's surprisingly a bit touchy, and doesn't really mind when his friend uses him as a pillow. He feels quite fuzzy inside when they do that.

Quite a lot of teasing from his children is just to be expected. It's not his fault that he's weird about relationships with others.

Romantic.

Wendell and Wild are surprised to say the least, but hey! They're not judging the human!

They tease Belzer even more now, though. And Belzer is so close to killing them both.

But anyway, about him and his human partner...

So. Much. Verbal. Teasing.

Like he's not even sexual about it. He'll just walk up to them and just whisper closely to their ear and ask what are you doing.

“Doll”, “Babe”, “Darlin'”, “Sweetheart” are the usual when it comes to pet names. Every single one of them more bold than the last.

He's really hands on with them, but he's just a cuddly one. He'll squish their belly, gently kiss their shoulders, and just being so loving in a physical way.

Dates nights are normal, but he'd rather stay in their or his place watching movies or just cuddling. He's just so comfortable around them...

His own children don't know if it's safe to assume that they're part of the family or not, and Belzer gets so, so red it's actually cute.

Please praise him. And a lot. He has a big ego, I know, but PLEASE. HE NEEDS IT.

Belly rubs, belly raspberries, belly kisses. They do any of these and he'll get all giggly and blushy and purring like a machine.

Hand holding is A MUST.

BEARD KISSES BEARD KISSES BEARD KISSES BEARD KISSES BEARD KIS—

He just... TRIES to be smooth and suave and bold, but he just fails so much. He really success most of the time but, can they blame him? They're just so precious to him.

In the most vulnerable moments between them, he just lets his feelings flow like crazy... It's the most romantic and intimate he's been with them.

[minkmousesworld]

✮ — angry

[1600 words]

series — angry | format — headcanons + drabbles

Although your irritability sometimes complicates things a little, it's not that it's hard to cope with it — in various ways.

𝐮𝐧𝐢𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐞: modern au (implied)

𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬: pet names, fight (+ the state of affect after), established relationship, comforting (including sex as a comfort), mention of slightly unhealthy relationship (mild yandere? just light love obsession?)

finger sucking, begging + drooling, dub-con, CNC, rough treatment, dirty talk, deep penetration / belly bulge, mating press (♂) / riding position (♀), degradation (g.), hyperstimulation (g.), light bondage (g.), light slut-shaming (g.)

penetration giving (♂) / penetration receiving (♀)

𝐝𝐚𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬: Tanjirou Kamado x Reader; easily angry + jealous (implied)! Reader

❀ Sweet summer baby. Happy to take care of you and reassures you if you feel that you are losing control of yourself. It seems as if any of your irritation, having the form of whims or random aggressive attacks, is perceived by him as nothing more than small sweet things with which you try to attract attention and show that you do not feel satisfied, and he will be happy to mess with it. After all, he has had experience dealing with aggressive and emotional siblings, so he is not at all burdened when you behave irritably — even if it happens regularly.

It's just another trait he loves about you.

From time to time he wakes up with amazement at the thought that he can now hold your hand without having to ask permission and kiss you — your cute aggressive whims are nothing more than little precious features. Of course, Tanjirou will fight back if he feels that you are unhealthy 'overreacting', and he will insist on help if he feels that your aggression is something serious, but if it's just your character trait, then his patience will perfectly cover it.

❀ Your whims are his orders — but, hhh, he is so helpful and gentle that it can annoy you even more. Does he even have a clue that he shouldn't be so serviceable? Yes, it's nice when he behaves like this in everyday life — it's actually nice for you, but it's so annoying when he's just as calm even when you expect him to be different.

It's even worse when others allow themselves to make comments about it, and Tanjirou smiles shyly at them, causing you even more irritation — and maybe it's immature, but it's not fucking right when he makes that facial expression again, and you know how others react to it. “Honey, I don't understand what you're talking about” — of course, you don't understand when more than half of your friends have a crush on you, huh?

You don't pay attention to it — and trust him, this is your Tanjirou, this is your cute faithful cupcake who will always look into your eyes and with whom you go through the most terrible times, but it doesn't matter when he flirts with others again, and again, and again, and again, without even realizing it.

"Just communicates well with them"?

"I do not know why this is happening!"?!

Well, you know why this happens — and it blows your head off when Tanjirou starts making excuses again, saying that he doesn't do anything, and... and, in fact, you do exactly the same! Unlike him, you are constantly nice and pleasant with others, and spend more time with others than with him!

You're jealous of him because you did... something — because he definitely didn't do anything and doesn't deserve you to suspect him!

After all, you just start loving him less and he starts annoying you more, right?..

And you don't know why — you really don't know why, but instead of apologizing, or crying, or shutting up, or going the other way — anything, anything, because you definitely don't expect such words from him — but instead of all this, you can't restrain yourself from grabbing him and knocking him down.

And he's so surprised and almost shocked when you kiss him, getting under his t-shirt with this silly cupcake image that he likes so much.

When you kiss him so desperately and hard that it almost hurts, but he only moans wantonly, allowing you to scratch him and squeeze him like your cute disenfranchised toy — as if you are sure that he will like everything you do with him. And he shouldn't get excited, he definitely shouldn't, but you hurriedly tie his hands with his belt, hissing when he opens his mouth — shut up, shut up, or I'll fuck you to such a state that you can't even think.

You are suffocating, you are almost suffocating, you are hot and heavy, as if if you don't do anything right now, this ball inside you will burst - and you are almost ready to lose consciousness, feeling so bitter, irritated and excited for the first time. Is this your aggression? Is this your excitement? You're really not okay — you're definitely not okay when you hurriedly and carelessly undress Tanjirou, who is whimpering under you — please, please, he can't anymore, touch him.

His body trembles under you, and his heart beats so fast, but when you lightly press on his mouth, he obediently accepts your fingers, even when tears appear in his eyes due to his carelessly hasty movements.

“You look so needy right now, like you're going to cum just because of finger fucking.”

When he looks into your eyes, excited and rosy, but with this sparkles, you realize that you are not so far from the truth.

Are you all right?

Definitely not.

He's wet, hot, puffing hard, and looks amazing when looks at you like that, not realizing anything, except that he has to be a good boy if he wants to get a reward — and if he's a bad boy, he'll get punished.

Not that he understands anything of what you said, except that he no longer feels your touch — and in response he only whimpers for you.

❀ It happens by accident, but it turns out to be much more enjoyable and relaxing. Whether it was 'right' or not, neither you nor he knows, but when you wake up the next day, ruddy and covered in marks and bites, you realize that you don't feel as bad or tired as usual. Tanjirou is so covered, but almost purrs when snuggles closer to you, like a pet cat looking for affection... Of course, he gets praise for how well he handled everything.

Good boy.

And for some reason you feel happy when you see him so contented and satisfied, even if he looks as if there is not a single uncovered place on him. Maybe yesterday you were a little rougher than usual, but he definitely doesn't mind — and even yesterday's quarrel is calmly discussed by you in bed while you lazily kiss. Almost like heaven.

It becomes habitual when you discuss that rough sex turns out to be a more appropriate way for you to express your emotions than storing them and accidentally spilling out.

And at first it's more awkward: that casual sex that appeared under the influence of emotions turns out to be not so passionate when you consciously try to make love. And even if Tanjirou tells you that 'everything is fine', whenever you are rude, you immediately cool down, as if something inside you is bothering you.

... this is easily solved when he begins to provoke you by reminding you of his 'friends' — or again starting to overprotect you, which makes you even more annoyed. To the point that you tie him up again, fucking him until he forgets about all this.

[♂]

Fuck him until he loses consciousness. Maybe it's not as soft as he's used to — but not that Tanjirou has any choice when you bend him again, biting the edge of his T-shirt, and push all the way into him, which makes him sigh sharply, almost choking and feeling his belly bulge.

But even if he whines and shivers, clinging to you, you know where he is looking, too excited about what is happening.

Too much? Too fill? Too little? — you can't understand anything of his sweet babble while you make him moan and tremble, feeling how he tries to grab you and get even more, but can only shamelessly whine and drool while he fills up.

(His body accepts so well, as if it was created to be roughly fucked and used by you for its intended purpose.)

Good boys perfectly fulfill their task of being filled and fucked to unconsciousness — look into eyes while you are being used, and do not dare not accept everything that is given to you.

“Good boy.”

“Hhh...”

[♀]

He's so cute almost purring and whimpering when you ride him again, making his sensitive cock throbbing. It's so unbearable — but when you squeeze his cheek again, teasing him for the kind of face he makes, Tanjirou blushes even more, slightly sticking out his tongue. Hot and wet, his heart beats so fast under your palm, but so pathetic, almost crying and panting when you move, making him get excited again and want more.

When his shoulders and neck are littered with traces of your marks, but the only thing he can do is drool and tremble, looking at you with an unconscious look — too much, too rough, too deep, not enough — and you squeeze his neck and his dick tightly again.

You're such a slut, sunshine. Maybe I should have fucked you like that earlier if I'd known you enjoyed being treated like that so much.

It's not that he needs a lot of time to come again, whining and trembling uncontrollably, almost choking, while you continue to fuck him through his orgasm, squeezing hard and forcing his empty cock to cum again and again; and although you understand that he is trying to tell you something, probably even begging you, it's not that important to you.

Didn't you promise to be a good boy? Good boys should just lie down obediently and serve.

His cock is much cuter - red and throbbing, and Tanjirou trembles from every touch, but whenever you look at his pathetic, ruddy face, for some reason you want more.

“If... you weren't so damn cute, you... haaa, wouldn't be in this situation, honey.”

[movingandnolongeractivehere]

Hi! Can I request which Haikyuu boys would probably have a gf who is a Cosplayer?Or like wouldn’t mind that she is one? I love your work btw! 😊

I’m gonna write asahi, akaashi, kuroo and kenma for this one!!! my ki just told me to haha

warnings: a little manga spoiler for asahi haha!

>> I feel like,, all the boys wouldn’t mind having an s/o who cosplays because they’re all precious (*´∀｀*) but these four are just what I think would and definetely has a high chance and possibility to have an s/o who cosplays ig?? —

[headcannons] — haikyuu boys with an s/o who cosplays ♡ >> asahi, akaashi, kuroo, kenma

asahi azumane —

boy is so supportive with your career as a cosplayer and he dotes so much on it

gets all blushy and warm when he sees you in costume

!manga spoilers! -asahi like,, designs clothes so he of course makes you his model and you would try on everything he makes for you

and with that he helps you as much as he can with your costumes and is always so sweet about suggesting adjusments

making your cosplay costumes is definitely considered as one of your dates now!!!

its just so calming. just the two of you, cutting patterns on silk, sheets, cardboards and gluing all your props together

aaahhh helps you brush your wigs and put them on. you ask him to pin on your hairclips or whatever headband you need for the cosplay and he smiles so warmly when you both finish the costume

he finds you so cute ahhh asahi supports you in everything you do and he will never mind anything as long as its right and it makes you happy

is always happy that you have fans because of your cosplaying and never minds it. he absolutely relates to them in all honesty

definitely does your at home photoshoots and offers to just be your photographer

akaashi keiji—

absolutely insists to come along with you when you buy your costumes because he insists to carry them for you in case they’re heavy

gets ultimately flustered when you cosplay cute characters because ahh he can not handle this

always offers a hand to you when you decide to make diy costume, props, or whatever it is

helps you fit your costume in and makes sure that you feel comfortable with it

whenever you get gifts from your fans he helps you open them up and is never jealous because this man is very understanding and he gets why fans send gifts to you as a sign of appreciation

attends conventions with you if his schedule allows it but is only ever there to be your personal photographer or bag holder and nothing more

at one point he was kinda tempted to do a cosplay with you because he just finds it fascinating

kozume kenma—

lol he actually met you at an rpg game release and you cosplayed his fave female character and he was flustered when you made solid eye contact with him

doesn’t really bother you when you make your props or diy costumes but tries to help when you ask him to

and by tries I mean he just sits their with a glue gun in his hand and his switch in the other barely even focused to what you just told him

but when you do your make up or wig fitting he just stares at you

like not in a rude way,, its just that he finds it so anazing and actually satisfying to see you put colors on your face and how accurate you do it

buys you cosplay related items or gifts

you tried to bribe him into doing cosplay too but he was like “ha, no, i’ll leave all the dressing up to you”

oh well

but Kenma appreciates what you do loads

and he sometimes suggests what character you should cosplay next

kuroo tetsurou—

fun fact: kenma dragged his ass to a convention you also attended and thats how he met you and when he saw you in costume he was just like “damn wow”

never really got into it until he saw how hard it is to actually cosplay,,, like behind the scenes of fitting into your costumes, doing your hair and make up and all that and just the over all stress that comes with dressing up

doesn’t really mind it when your the center of attention during cons

because he’s honestly the same and he grows with pride “thats my fucking girl alright”

insists on helping you make your props but really doesn’t know shit and sometimes just makes a bigger mess so he instead offers to just be your wig head or something

definitely tried to do a couple cosplay with you hoho

and it was a fucking success because you two looked great in your mario x peach moment

your fans screamed when they saw you post it online and now they always ask when your boyfriend is gonna make another appearance in your cosplay because HE made MARIO look so fucking hot like how do you do it mr. tetsurou

[killuaisaprincess]

🦋💕🦋💕🦋

[dirtykpopsnaps]

Can you do a sfw drabble of niki picking the reader up and kissing their cheeks?🤍

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That’s literally so cute🥺🥺 Ni-Ki would be such a precious boyfriend. He wants to do literally everything with you and no one can convince me otherwise. I fucking *love* it!

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I giggle loudly, dropping my head to try and avoid his attack of kisses. “Ni-Ki!” I giggle, hiding my face in my hands.

“Noooo, don’t hide! I wanna give you more kisses!” He laughs, tickling my sides. I squeal loudly, squirming away from him and the tickles.

“Stooooop,” I squeal. Ni-Ki laughs when he sees my face again and starts giving me kisses again. I giggle at his preciousness, deciding to just take all the kisses and cuddles. Other girls wish their boyfriends were this cuddly...and I’m dating a complete cuddlebug

[katastrophe-s]

@katnip-karnivore Listen………………………….yeah I’m drawing her again dioshsido YEAH IM GAY KEEP SCROLLING…

[gizkasparadise]

cdrama rec: goodbye, my princess

Master drama rec list.

Series: goodbye, my princess / the eastern palace Episodes: 52 (regular) 55 (director’s cut--this is the version i watched) Genres: tragedy, romance, train wreck, historical, political, costume porn, scenery porn Spoilers in the Rec: for the set-up If You Like, You’ll Like: “what are you going to do, stab me?” says man stabbed, moon lovers but make it worse, empress ki, a show where literally every love confession ends with someone using a knife, a v fucked up deconstruction of the “runaway princess” trope

Rank: 9.5/10

^ yes this looks v. healthy, soak those clothes in the cold water of the river styx it’ll be fine

PREMISE

xiaofeng is a very bubbly and naive princess from western liang state, where she’s grown up happy and sheltered. her father is pro-peace with the li empire, and makes an arranged marriage for her to their crown prince. being a Precocious Naive Young Royal with a certified Thing for her teacher, gu jian (who seems Stoic but is actually a Softie), she eventually convinces him to run away with her so she can avoid the marriage. 

little does she know that gu jian is actually a sleeper agent for a disgraced family of the li empire who are willing to do anything to get power VENGEANCE honor again.

 wow, this will be fun she said. this will be good, she said. 

meanwhile...

prince li chengyin, the 5th prince, is accompanying his elder brother, the crown prince, to western liang in order to broker a marriage with their princess. on the way they are ambushed by what look like members of the danchi--a nomadic, warrior state. the crown prince is killed, and the 5th prince is left for dead. eventually, chengyin makes his way to western liang, where he learns about the history of his mother’s family, the gus, and meets his cousin gu jian. together, they vow for power VENGEANCE honor as well as a way to uncover the truth about the murder of the crown prince

one way to do that is to figure out a way to infiltrate the danchi

conveniently, gu jian knows a runaway princess whose grandfather is their leader.

ope. i came out here to have a good time

gu jian and chengyin conspire to have chengyin pose as gu jian’s Totally Normal Cousin Who is Definitely Not An Enemy Royal as they help the princess “run away” from an unwanted marriage to the “safety” of her grandfather’s people.

 ah. ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. hah.

MAIN CHARACTERS

xiaofeng

our titular princess!!! omg does she have a wild fucking ride of character development. happy and sheltered! oh no. oh no. oh, god. happy again! oh god. no. oh fuck. 

she’s awesome. growing up in the desert (her father’s people) and the steppe (her mother’s people), xiaofeng’s lived a pretty great life of mischief and riding horses. incredibly kind and extroverted, she makes friends everywhere and a lot of them are women and that is Awesome. not a mean bone in her body. wine-child who likes to cross dress. cdrama’s best dressed.

prince li chengyin / gu xiaowu

the 5th prince of the li empire and wants power VENGEANCE honor for his momma. he infiltrates xiaofeng’s Runaway Marriage Camping Trip in the hopes of uncovering military secrets of the danchi, to get vengeance for his brother and also some military merit so he can get more vengeance. 2 vengeances for one betrayal--sweet deal. however, on the way to the danchi, he hardcore falls for xiaofeng even though he’s lowkey trying to bring about devastation for her family. ruh oh. 

falls in love with the Mark, betrays people constantly and then wonders why they’re mad at him. the show/narrative never, at any point, tries to hide the fact that he is making some Severely Fucked Up Decisions and it’s amazing. genuinely loves xiaofeng very, very much. epitome of “you made your bed now lie in it.” 

gu jian

xiaofeng’s teacher and also her first love. he has feelings for her back, but he’s Bound by Duty to the gu family and subsequentially the li empire. he chooses duty, and orchestrates the meeting between xiaofeng and chengyin “xiaowu” in order to get chengyin in the door to the danchi tribe. he then watches them fall in love, fully knowing the fucked up shit that’s about to go down and how much pain it will cause xiaofeng. 

wears oversized scarves because a dude’s gotta accessorize. dramatically observes people from tall places like a sailor moon villain. whistle baby whistle baby let him know

SOME SUPPORT CHARACTERS SELECTED BY HOW MUCH THEY ARE MY FAVORITES

a’du

Q U E E N. a member of the danchi tribe, and xiaofeng’s best friend and bodyguard and girlfriend. xiaofeng says punch and a’du says how hard. the two of them are ride or die together, and a’du would do anything for xiaofeng. does not approve of any of her boyfriends in any capacity because LMAO she has eyes.

general pei

the Strong, Silent type and a general who is loyal to the li empire and serves chengyin. he befriends xiaofeng and genuinely cares about her. she teaches him the flute and he plays it for her whenever she’s sad and it’s precious :(. unclear whether or not his feelings for her are platonic or romantic, but it’s all v Pure and Well-Meaning. the ladies love him

he shi

(far right) a’du’s brother and the danchi’s best warrior. look he’s barely in this but i have a thing for friendly giants and this one plays the flute

mi luo

spy-turned-bar owner from western liang, who becomes one of xiaofeng’s best friends. she’s just a really cool lady and she keeps everyone absolutely hammered throughout the story, which they all need. to cope.

OTHER SUPPORT CHARACTERS THAT ARE NOT MY FAVORITES BUT ARE IMPORTANT TO THE PLOT AND/OR I WAS TOO LAZY TO MAKE A SCREENCAP OF

zhao se se. a noblewoman in the li empire who has been in love with chenglin forever

the empress. basically every cdrama empress you’ve ever encountered. moving on.

khan tömür. ACTUALLY one of my favorites but i was too lazy to get a screencap. xiaofeng’s grandpa and leader of the danchi. loves his grand daughter so, so much. does not approve of any of her boyfriends either because he also has eyes.

ming yue. a famous courtesan in the li empire who xiaofeng later befriends. she’s a perfectly fine character i was just bored w/ her subplot.

gao yuming. every Evil Minister you’ve seen in a cdrama, although he gets extra points for having one of the most annoying, blatantly evil voices of all time

second prince, li chengye. i actually liked him a lot too. the crown prince after the first crown prince dies, chengyin’s brother. anything else is spoilers

Drawbacks

there were a couple of subplots that i had 0 interest in, which is what kept this from being a perfect 10 for me. i didn’t care about anything related to minister gao + the empress, but that’s admittedly because im not all that into palace politics. the ming yue stuff was also not that interesting to me because i’ve seen that subplot a billion times.

nothing else enjoy the fucking ride.

Reasons to Watch.

this show makes no secret that it’s not going to be a good time. you jump in fully aware that it’s a tragedy and knowing that ahead of time makes it so much better. you see chengyin start to gradually lose his shit and it’s amazing. it’s so good. 

character development! almost every character grows (or destructs) based on what’s happening around them and i was really impressed with it. xiaofeng’s in particular.

ACTING. omg both the leads killed it. you can see the switches flip and it p much defines the show-not-tell i love it

music! it’s really pretty ;; 

FEMALE FRIENDSHIPS. FEMALE FRIENDSHIPS EVERYWHERE. xiaofeng makes so many friends and it warms my heart

if you’re into fucked up romances that also have moments of genuine cuteness/softness this is 100% your thing

The Aesthetic. costumes and scenery are on point, behold a parade of images:

(the Red Dress is iconic but this ^ is actually my favorite costume of hers)

Final Thoughts

[dammitadolfnomorecake]

Once Bitten, Twice Stupid prt 163 prt 1

163

Holding Lance against him, Keith was coming down from his orgasmic high. Having showered he’d come down to the first floor of the house filled with Lance’s scent. Heading into the living room, his eyes widened as his brain cells ceased functioning. Straddling the arm off the recliner, Lance rocked against fabric in search of friction, hand down the front of his boxer briefs as he panted. Shit, it was hot as fuck. With his free hand on his stomach, his boyfriend had stripped. Stomach and breasts bouncing as he all but fucked the arm of the sofa. Keith could have watched Lance forever like that, instead he strode over to Lance, kissing him fiercely as Lance’s hands move to grope at his arse. Breaking the kiss, Keith immediately started mouthing at Lance’s neck, his boyfriend letting out a breathy moan

“Keeeeith...”

Skipping putting clothes on had been the right plan. Lance already shaking, pupils wide and a fine layer of sweat on his skin. God only knew how good Lance smelt and sounded. Moving from Lance’s neck, back to his mouth, his boyfriend moaned into the kiss that soon turned to three hungry kisses that broke the skin of Keith’s lips. Drawing back, he didn’t know where to start first with Lance still grinding against the sofa

“Lance...?”

“I need it... fuck, I’m so fucking wet for you... I couldn’t... couldn’t come without you”

“Can I see?”

Whispering, Lance was blushing

“I want you to bend me over the sofa and fuck me...”

“You have to get up. I can’t fuck you like this”

Placing his hands against the arm of the sofa he’d been riding, Keith shimmied down Lance’s damp underwear. Lance whining softly as the fabric caught on his leaking dick. After a day playing handyman, having Lance to come home to made it all worth it, not that helping out Hunk’s family wasn’t worth it. Spreading Lance’s arse cheeks, his boyfriend’s opening was already loosened

“Did you play with yourself without me?”

Sinking down, Keith ran his tongue over the twitching ring of muscle

“I... shit... mmm... I didn’t... want... you feeling obligated... to... get me off”

Moving to tonging his boyfriend as he spoke, Lance pushed back against his face as he panted out the words

“I’m not obligated to do anything. These things, though the timing could be better, are the things I do only with your permission”

“Fuck... I’m going to come if you don’t stop...”

“You can come...”

“I want to come with you... shit, Keith... I need you...”

Keith took his time, Lance may have played with himself a little, but he didn’t want Lance hurt by his rushing. Raising his knee, Lance rock against Keith’s fingers as Keith mouthed his boyfriend’s neck again. His right hand was curled loosely around Lance’s erection, the sounds his vampire made were better than any lame porno soundtrack. When Lance was like this there seemed like there was nothing between them. The two of them open to the pleasure they felt together. Still, Lance stubbornly refused to come. Body trembling as Keith slid his fingers free, feeling confident he’d prepped Lance enough with his saliva and fingers. His own dick ached fiercely, bowed up to smear cum across his stomach as he tried to contain himself

“Babe?”

“Fuck me... please... please, Keith... I need to come... please...”

“Slowly or hard and fast?”

Lance’s hips were still rocking, Keith’s thumb pressing against his lover’s slit. He loved the way Lance whined at as the rubbed against the tip

“Hard... god... I need you in me... it hurts without you in me...”

“I’m not going to last long”

Lance shook his head, sounding about ready to burst into tears from how pent up he was

“I don’t care... I need you... please...”

Neither of them lasted. Lance came as Keith sank in, Keith coming on his third thrust. It was mortifying, the hunter continuing to ride Lance through his orgasm even if he’d blown his load so soon. Lance’s knees started to give, Keith pulling him up from being bent down with his hands on the sofa arm. Drawing out, he guided Lance to the sofa, tugging him into his lap as he rutted his spent erection against his boyfriend’s arse. Lance was still horny. Turning he kissed Keith deeply, Keith returning the kiss as he pretended not to be exhausted.

Making out sloppily on the sofa, they moved to Lance laying out beneath him. Soft and pliant beneath him, Keith had no trouble burying himself back inside his lover’s wet warmth. Spreading his legs wide, Lance blushed at him as Keith drank in the view. The way Lance covered his mouth with the back of his hand. The way his little moans came out muffled as he tried not to let himself seem completely blissed out. The sound of the wetness. The bounce of Lance’s tummy. This was his. Lance was his. His family. He and their twins. The four of them connected by blood forever.

Pulling Lance’s hand away from his mouth, Keith interlaced their fingers, locking eyes as Lance blushed harder. He was too cute. Too cute and too precious. Feeling Lance tense around him, Keith came the next moment as Lance’s cum splattered on his swollen belly. Drained from two orgasms, Lance’s eyes fluttered closed, asleep before Keith’s high could pass. Even if Keith wanted to be the gentleman Lance deserved, the way Lance held his hand made it impossible to let go. Literally. He had a hold on Keith’s hand that Keith couldn’t slip his fingers free from. Finding himself stuck and stick, also one handed, perhaps it was a good thing Lance fallen asleep right away so he didn’t have to see Keith nearly fall off the sofa as pulled out. The sofa was a mess. A sticky mess in more ways than one... and Keith had kind of given himself a cramp across his chest saving himself from falling. Zero grace.

With no way to detangle and no wish to wake Lance from the nap he needed, someone out there was looking out for them. Keith able to pull the blanket off the back of the sofa to cover them as he climbed carefully up by Lance’s side in the tiny arse gap between his pregnant boyfriend and the sofa’s edge. Of course Lance was his family. He’d always be his family. If their relationship didn’t last, or things fizzled out, Lance would still be his family and his home.

*

Hip bumping Keith, Lance couldn’t stop blushing as he sliced the carrots for dinner. His boyfriend was hovering. They’d fallen asleep on the sofa, not waking until the sun had set. Keith taking care of him as they peeled themselves off the sofa, his boyfriend supporting him up to the bathroom where he helped him clean up. Lance returning to the amazing sex with a blow job in the shower. Keith always came to his rescue. He’d needed time to decompress after his sisters left and explaining it to Keith, his love had been nothing but overly understanding.

When clothes seemed too much effort, they’d both opened for underwear and shirts. Keith sending him to kitchen ahead of him, Lance pleasantly surprised his boyfriend thought to clean up the sofa from... their activities. Vee was so stupid to think Keith could hurt him. Keith held his heart. His heart and his soul. Everyday he got to wake up to Keith, even the morning after milk or an unrelated potent fart, was a blessing.

“Why, Mister McClain, did you just hip bump me?”

“Maybe?”

Keith lightly hip bumped him back, Lance biting to keep his lip from laughing. As it was, Keith was murdering the potatoes for dinner. Not that they were making anything fancy. Steak and veggies was pretty unfancy

“I’m pretty sure you did”

“Where’s your proof?”

“You’re saying my word isn’t enough?”

Lance faked offence. Laying his knife down, he turned to Keith, leaning lightly on the counter

“Me. No. I would never say that”

Placing his knife down, Keith then turned to him, crossing his arms as he did, huffing with a pout

“Then we seemed to be at an ends. How can I possibly convince you?”

“You could kiss me?”

Keith pulled him up close, groping him as he put the absolute worst southern accent on

“Why, I do think you might just be the prettiest little thing in this here kitchen. Are you sure you want to be seen kissin’ a man like me?”

Lance howled with laughter, slinging his arms over Keith’s shoulders. Keith would never be the king of accents. The vampire was laughing so hard he wasn’t sure he wasn’t about to pee himself. Catching Keith’s eye as he tried to stop his laughter, Lance ducked his head to at least pretend he had a chance at composing himself

“Is that a no?”

Lance almost missed the accent as he raised his back up

“I don’t know. What will be left of my reputation if I’m seen kissing such a grizzled and manly man?”

“Maybe it’ll go up a few pegs?”

Lance gaped. He’d had the most craptastic time with his sisters, that maybe wasn’t as craptastic as his overwhelmed emotions thought it was. He shouldn’t be finding everything so damn funny, especially when his ego took a slight hit. Keith stared down at him, forcing himself cross eyed and making Lance laugh again

“Babe? Babe, you laughing at me?”

Oh god. He really was going to wet himself if Keith kept this up. His boyfriend was such an idiot. Breaking away from Keith, Lance fanned his face

“Time out. Time out... I need air”

Keith’s humour dropped, his boyfriend didn’t seem to know what to do

“Are you okay?”

“If you make me laugh any harder I’m going to pee my pants. Your accents are terrible”

“I’ve been told. Still, a fine young man like yourself shouldn’t be associatin’ with the likes of me”

Lance shook his head, putting his own terrible accent on he really needed to per

“If there’s one thing I absolutely know, it’s that I want to be associatin’ with you. The second thing I know is that you best be having them there potatoes cut up by the time I get back”

“Where are you going?”

“To pee. I mean, I could take a lesson from Kosmo, but I don’t want to pee on the floor”

“Please don’t. With how clumsy you are, you’d probably slip”

“Nah, you’d catch me”

“Every damn time, Little Mister”

*

Settling down to dinner, Matt and Rieva came home as Lance was slicing his steak. Kosmo watching every move from the floor, Blue watching every move from the kitchen counter where she knew she wasn’t supposed to be. Keith had said they were a family. Lance already felt it, yet it meant the world to hear Keith tell him. Getting in just before the rain started pouring down, Rieva grumbled about the rain. She’d seemed to settle down, and thanks to Keith’s love Lance felt more grounded too.

“Something smells good”

Walking into the kitchen, Matt eyed their dinner hungrily

“Sorry, we only cooked for us”

He’d thought they’d eat all of Pidge’s food before she kicked the pair of them out. Lance had heard Keith opening the windows in the living area so his scent should have faded by now

“Ignore him. He’s already had six cups of instant noodles, and a whole 3 litres of vanilla ice cream”

Matt pouted at Rieva scolding him. This domesticness felt nice

“I was hungry”

“You’re always hungry. You seem in a much happier mood, Lance”

Lance blushed. He really was. And not just from the sex or the nap, but the playful banter that came with teaching Keith how to mash potato properly with butter and powdered milk

“We had a talk. It was good. I suppose we should have another one now you’re home”

Laying down his knife, Keith placed his hand on Lance’s

“We don’t have to if you’re not ready”

This was why he loved his boyfriend. That was Keith talk for “yeah, they did, but if Lance felt the time was right”

“It’s fine. Should I make you guys something to eat?”

Rieva dropped a kiss on the top of his head as she moved past him towards the coffee machine. Being part of a pack was nice

“No, I’ll make us all something to drink. You enjoy your dinner”

Rieva filled them in on their favourite Gremlin who was gushing over VOLTRON. Lance sorely wished she’d chosen another job, but working at VOLTRON would bring her under another level of protection as not just his friend but an employee. Sitting down, Matt still had his eyes on Lance’s steak, which Lance wasn’t going to share as Keith had helped with the meal

“I’m doing better guys. I’m sorry about my sisters and not handling it very well. I’m sorry my ego flared up and set yours off too”

Rieva shook her head, her cup resting against her chin

“It’s fine. As long as you’re okay now. It couldn’t have been easy telling your sisters to forget you”

That was like a nail to the heart, though Lance appreciated her bluntness

“No. Not particularly, but none of us would have been happy to leave things in limbo”

Matt side-eyed his girlfriend

“I thought Rieva was going to go Rachel”

So did Lance. Rieva exceptionally protective, they’d both snarled and barked at the sound of Lance’s car. Rieva was only acting in the interest of her pregnant and distressed pack mate

“I thought you both were going to go Hunk and Keith”

Rieva sighed deeply. Lance knew she was sorry, but Keith needed to hear it in order to clear up any potential misunderstandings

“I’m sorry for that. Lance was too kind to them. If they were part of my pack I would have banished them”

Lance didn’t think he’d been kind. He’d been a bit of basket case with that weird laughter. He’d driven his sisters permanently from his life with his words, despite promising to organise sending those photos to Veronica

“At the end of the day they’ve lost Mami too. At least we... we don’t have to worry about Luis coming... and Rachel didn’t take anything”

Keith squeezed his hand firmly, his boyfriend’s voice soft yet firm

“You haven’t done anything wrong”

“I told them to go because I can’t keep yo-yoing back and forth with the feelings. I feel really selfish for pushing them away”

“You’re not selfish”

Setting his fork down, Lance turned his other hand over to hold Keith’s

“I appreciate you saying that, but that doesn’t mean I don’t feel bad. I know we fell apart as siblings... It... felt so final today, but then it didn’t when I was thinking about Veronica and I’m being lame because that part of me that always longed for a big family reunion was snuffed out all over again with the reminder Mami’s not to keep us connected anymore. I felt like I lost my whole family all over again. With how Rachel... how she reacted to me... I wish I could get her disgust out of my head. I wished Sendak had torn my throat out. There was that feeling like if I died everyone around me would be instantly happy and relieved of a burden”

Keith squeezed his hand, Lance knew he’d hurt Keith deeply with his words. Keith tried and tried so damn hard to understand and be there. He knew those feelings very intimately and knew sometimes they came from nowhere over the tiniest things

“Babe, none of us think you’re a burden. I... don’t want to imagine a world without you”

Keith would mourn him so deeply his soul would fracture. Lance never wanted him to experience even a drop of that pain

“I’m not going to act on these feelings. I’m so disappointed. Luis called the police rather than acting like a mature adult. Swirn only checked our bedroom upstairs. Rieva, which rooms did Bakku check?”

Lance knew he’d been in shock with the time spent in his and Keith’s bedroom possibly a lot shorter than it felt

“Living area and bathroom. He tried your office door, but stopped when he heard your steps. Rachel tried to take your silver tray off the mantle, she placed it down when I growled”

Lance had hoped Vee was supporting her. Vee would have been so hurt to know Rachel was trying to fund her alternative lifestyle by stealing his shit. The tray had been picked up cheaply at second hand shop as it was, not worth more than $20

“Thanks. I realised today this is the most lived in the house has ever been. I’ve got blood bags everywhere, my injections and needles everywhere, enough blankets to smother the stench of a corpse on my bed, and a cow in the laundry”

Keith gave Lance a scowl that told him to cut he fake smile on his lips. Lance couldn’t help but try smile through the pain and hope the tears wanting to form would go away. Rieva saw what he was getting at. It was becoming less and less a family home, or rather, a mortal human friendly home. None of his needles were left around, but that wasn’t the point. He wanted Pidge and Hunk to feel completely here, the same with Shay. They shouldn’t be opening the fridge to bags of blood he’d only taken a sip or two out of

“It’s a good thing none of that was seen. Perhaps we should clean up tomorrow afternoon?”

“Yeah. I’d like that. And I’d like to put the fly screen door up for the nursery. I want to get used to the feel of it before the twins are born”

Keith squeezed his hand again. His boyfriend wanted a solid door for the nursery. Lance loved the idea of a fly screen door where they’d be able to hear the twins and the see them without opening the door and risking waking them on bad nights. He’d found the idea on a parenting page as he tried to brush up on his creative side for designing the nursery layout. Despite having practiced family law for so long, Lance found himself shocked when he saw that tickling children was now labelled as abuse. Keith would tickle him until Lance was begging him to stop, so he understood that reasoning, yet it’d served to remind him again how out of touch he was

“Matt’s volunteered to hold the door in place while I screw it in place”

Matt picked his mug of coffee up, draining it one go, before putting the mug back down with a solid thud. Pushing his chair back, Matt carried a sadness that ebbed into his tone, Lance knowing it all about the steak despite Matt saying nothing remotely steak like

“I do believe that’s Uncle Shiro’s job. I’m not dumb enough to risk hanging the door on a angle. Lance would murder me for ruining his house and dreams”

“I’d only murder you a little bit. Plus, I don’t trust any of you to hang a door properly, and I need to disable the internal lock. That reminds me too, Kosmo needs to go to the vet and we need to call the vet out to drench Kalternecker. I’d like to get her teeth checked and order some hay in for her and the garden. Do need more flea and wormer control?”

Matt stared with a glassy look in his eyes. Lance internally sighing. For once it’d be nice to be surprised by the other’s remembering things that needed to be done

“I don’t know. You usually have that in your office. Kosmo’s not going to be a happy boy”

“You should have seen him today with Matt. We were both dumped in favour of Matt, he seemed in awe of him”

Kosmo and Blue had been really cute cuddled up with the two werewolves. Today had definitely been a day made for cuddles instead of confrontation. He wished he taken photos for Keith

“What can I say? I’m awesome”

“As long as you’re not leading our son astray”

“They were both very well behaved, but Kosmo’s starting to pull on his halter”

Keith had done all Kosmo’s training himself. But if he was staying home with Lance, Lance needed to be more proactive with disciplining Kosmo

“That’s because he’s a whore for treats. No self control, mum spoiled him too much”

Speaking of Krolia, Lance had to wonder if Keith had talked to her after he’d forced her to come visit to discuss the trip to see his father. Family was a tender topic, Lance definitely knew he was going to start crying again if he let himself think about Vee more and more. He just felt that she wanted him to reach out, yet years and years of absence made that particular act hard. He’d tried to sever ties today, truly wishing they’d be happy and never come back again. He couldn’t make them happy. Heaven only knew how hard he’d tried over the years. Rachel had so many issues that he prayed Veronica would be able to help her through, so him reaching out might lead to Rachel relapsing... but at the same time, he couldn’t deny Vee photos of their Mami. Mami wouldn’t like it if he did, and it felt like it’d be another thing that’d they hold over him if he didn’t. Family was a hard thing.

“Lance? You okay?”

Keith had a worried look on his face. Lance giving a small shake of his head as he forced a smile that didn’t feel quite so fake when he was staring at Keith

“Yeah. I got caught up thinking about Vee again. Sorry, I’m mostly okayish. Totally distracted but you know...”

Rieva asked

“Will you contact them?”

“I think I’ll send Veronica the photos. Not... for her sake alone, but for her daughters. Mami was proud of them and I don’t want them to forget her. Besides, Keith helped me remember the really important thing. I do have a family. Hell, we’ve got a whole pack to support us. I’ll have to ask Coran if he can pull the data off my phone even when it’s smashed”

“Do you want me to take a look? As long as it’s not too broken I might be able to salvage something”

Lance didn’t want to tell Matt no. Sometimes I was easy to forget he was an absolute technical wizard. Unless Pidge was there and the pair of them were off speaking what may as well be another language. Only, the phone was designed by Coran, or for Coran, with Blade technology. He didn’t want to accidentally get Matt into trouble

“It’s cool if you don’t, just thought I would offer”

His expression must have showed. He’d managed to hurt Matt’s feelings without meaning to

“I was thinking how it’s Blade tech. I don’t want you to get into trouble by helping me”

“The Blades totally owe us for Rieva rallying the pack to bring down Zarkon and Honerva”

Lance shook his head. The Blades were a bunch of weirdos with their own rules

“That’s beside the point. You’re family, I don’t want them thinking we’re scheming something. I’m enjoying not having death hanging over my head”

Matt nodded, thankfully understanding that it really wasn’t personal

“Us too. Seeing you’re not going to feed us, I’m going to become one with the sofa. What about you, babe?”

“I want to finish my book tonight. Will you two join us in the living room?”

That’d be nice and all, but Lance wanted sleep and cuddles with Keith when they’d finished their dinner and the dishes were done

“No offence guys, but I think I’m going to take Keith up to bed when we’re done. Today’s totally drained me”

“That’s okay. I’m glad you recognise us as family. We’ll always be a pack, don’t forget that”

Lance smiled warmly at Rieva. She probably hadn’t noticed but her English was so much better now, plus she didn’t seem to struggle to find the right word for what she wanted to as much as before. He was grateful to have her around

“I won’t. It really means a lot to have you guys here. I don’t think I would have handled today quite so well if you two hadn’t behaved”

“Yeah, if you call Rieva scaring Rachel behaving. I nearly turned back laughing when Rachel put two and two together”

“And I nearly slapped her for the way she spoke to Lance. I do not see how you and Miriam can be so lovely when she...”

Lance didn’t want to hear the rest of what Rieva thought. Rachel was still his sister and she’d been through so much

“Guys. I know you want to support me, but they’re still... I don’t want to talk about them like that. Rachel went through the worst of it. She was still at home when I was going through puberty. Ego’s during puberty aren’t fun at all”

Rieva nodded. Yeah. She got it. It wasn’t enough to be a mess of hormones, but a mess of hormones with an ego... it fucking sucked

“I remember that too well. Call us if you need us”

“I will. Thanks, guys”

Left alone again, Lance moved his chair closer to Keith, waiting until the TV was turned on before humming softly. This was nice. Being with Keith was nice

“Yes?”

“Just thinking I love you”

“I love you, too. I’m sorry if I upset you being mad at your sisters”

“I get it. You know what I’ve been through and want me to be happy. I never thought they’d show up with the cops... and I’m not that okay with talking about them in a mean way”

“You don’t have to explain. I don’t get it. I mean, I do but mostly I don’t because Shiro’s the closest thing to a real brother I’ve ever had, but we didn’t grow up together”

“I think you’ve grown up plenty. But it is different. I remembered today why I got into family law, after seeing my own family falling apart at the seams. Part of it was penance, trying to make up for existing, and part of it was that I didn’t want kids to suffer going through parents splitting and violence. Even now I can still remember some of the fights Mami and Papi got into. Papi tried to understand in his own way but it was hard on him and Mami. The idea of never hearing about them hurts, but I have you, and I have everyone else and I need to keep reminding myself that I don’t have to keep apologising”

Keith moved to kiss his cheek, his smile loving as his eyes seemed to sparkle with happiness

“Even if I nearly make you wet yourself?”

“Dude, I don’t think you understand what it’s like. All I wanted to do was keep laughing at your bad accent”

“My accent was amazing”

“Amazingly bad... I love how you make me laugh”

[anika-ann]

Heart Too Cold, but Friends of Gold - Ch.1

Know the Enemy

Pairing: Steve Rogers x reader     Word count: 1700

Summary: Avenger!reader AU. Part 2 of Melting Hearts series. Part 1 HERE.

Your parents have been taken, parents who didn’t even know you were still alive and playing hero. And now it’s time to negotiate.

Warnings: swearing, mentions of kidnapping, death threat,... crying? Light angst.

Prologue | Story Masterlist

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Tony barely managed to plug in the phone to his magical tech when the annoying ringtone cut the air again.

You had been sitting on one of the stools in his lab, staring ahead blindly. Instead of a science lair, you saw your parents, family dinners and tiny cute birthday parties in a close circle of the few people who still cared. You saw your dad’s proud smile when you finished high school despite all the odds of your poor health and your mother’s tears on the same occasion, the small diner they took you to after, because you loved it there and you had preferred it to some fancy restaurant.

A squeeze on your hand brought you back to the present and you blinked, looking up to Steve’s face. A shadow of concern was there, but he gave you an encouraging smile. You gulped, eyeing the phone as if it could explode.

“Gonna put in on speaker, sounds good?” Tony hummed, already accepting the call and truly setting it so all of you could hear the caller. Steve’s hand never left yours.

“He-hello?” you spoke up quietly, mentally cursing. Too low. Yet, the person on the other end of the line must have heard you, because he responded.

“Hello, my darling!”

Steve’s grip tightened as the man greeted you cheerfully and Tony quickly started typing sounlessly in order to trace the call. You closed your eyes, the picture of your parents, each tied to a chair and a tape covering their mouths, swimming behind your eyelids.

“What do you want?”

There was a short silence following your question.

“Straight to business, I like that,” the man commented, his voice, immediately burned into your brain like a brand, causing you to sober up. “I wanted you attention.”

“You have it.” You have no idea how much attention you have, you dickbag. Touch them and I swear I’ll rip you open with my teeth.

“Obviously, Snowflake.” You winced, just like Steve, who was trying to keep composed by your side. “I’d like a meeting.”

“Why? Why would you kidnap those people? What-“

“Told ya. Wanted your attention. Gotta admit, your backstory is less interesting then I thought, but the Michaels always had high expectations.”

There was a bitter note behind his words and your lips parted. What the fuck? Was he trying to lead you astray? Or did he really just introduce himself? Both men present with you seemed as surprised as you were – Tony’s eyebrows were up, while Steve’s face darkened. He didn’t like the man revealing himself so easily-- and honestly neither did you.

“Why do you want to meet?”

To kill me?

“Big fan of yours. But with how much fan mail you get, I figured I needed something… bigger.”

You gritted your teeth at the painful pang of anxiety attacking your stomach. Yeah, sure, kidnapping your parents was a bit bigger. How the hell had he figured it out? There was no chance this Michaels didn’t know who you were, no chance of your parents being abducted being a coincidence. Yet, you needed to be sure.

“And you thought kidnapping two innocent people would do?” you strained through your teeth.

Tony gave you a thumbs up and lighted up the big screen – he traced the call. Naturally, it was from Pennsylvania; right at the source.

“Worked, didn’t it? I’m sure your friends already traced the call to the right building, so now nothing stands in the way of our meeting-“ You shot Steve a panicked look – this guy knew very well what he was doing. He must have known how precise the program was, when using the military network combined with Tony’s. How could he know that? “-so why don’t you come tomorrow at 8 a.m.? I would set the meeting earlier, but I tend to be cranky before I have my coffee.”

Steve’s expression was one of furious, veins on his arms ascending as his free hand curled up into a fist. His other forearm was pale; you realized you had been subconsciously tightening your grip on his hand and what was worse, your powers started working on their own, cooling the limb down.

You immediately let go, shocked and horrified. After that, you didn’t think your horror could escalate, but obviously, you were wrong.

“Also, leave your group of merry men and deadly woman home. If you don’t come alone, I’ll know. And if I know, they die.”

Steve shook his head rapidly, his eyes hard and disapproving. Tony was trying to get your attention, waving his hands. ‘Prove of life,’ he mouthed.

You breathed in shakily, closing your eyes. You were out of options. You whole body, every single instinct was screaming at you to tell him to go screw himself, because it was an obvious trap, but you didn’t have a choice.

He had your parents. There was only thing you could do.

“8 a.m. it is. I’ll come. Alone,” you added firmly, ignoring Steve’s hand grabbing your arm and pulling lightly to make you face him.

You opened your eyes slowly, meeting his – they were speaking to you soundlessly, scolding your for even thinking about negotiating with the man and meeting him on your own. You allowed yourself to drown in the sea of outraged blue, surprisingly calming you despite the emotions promising a fight in it. You found yourself strangely relaxed, an insane reaction to this mess.

“But I’m gonna need a non-stop prove of these people being alive.”

Steve’s gaze softened with compassion and you pretended it didn’t do things to you. You fooled no one.

“Obviously. Accept the video feed,” Michaels ordered and Tony clicked on the icon, another big screen lighting up with a face of a man.

JARVIS automatically started the recognition program, while you instinctively started asserting the man. White male in his forties, a bit round face, dark stubble, piercing grey eyes. Two-inch scar above his left eyebrow. It was impossible to guess his built with his body out of the frame.

“And you know, you can cut the game of calling them ‘people’. I know who they are to you,” he exclaimed, one corner of his lips rising.

You swallowed loudly as he disappeared from the frame then, angling the phone and showing you old industrial metallic door. He nudged it with his foot and it opened easily.

You ceased to breathe, your heart stopping as well. Your palm fled to cover your mouth as tears gathered in your eyes.

Here they were; the scene in front of you resembled the photo you had received, so he must have taken it from the very same angle. There wasn’t any change really, but for that you were actually grateful. You parents were still alive and breathing, their scared eyes flashing to the camera for a second before they lowered their gazes to the floor again. Your mother’s shoulders shook, her sobs muffled by the tape over her mouth.

The table you set your fist onto covered in thick layer of ice. You quickly raised it again.

“See, Frostbite? Living and kicking. Let’s keep it this way. You’ll hear from me every half an hour so you know your precious p-“ you held your breath in anticipation. Had he told them? Was he about to tell them now? “-people are still breathing. Can’t wait to meet you, Snowflake.”

And then the line went dead.

You sobbed, folding like a house of cards under a slight breeze. Steve shifted in his position, wrapping his strong arms around you instead of the simple challenging grip on your arm, and you instantly reached for the comfort he was offering. He placed a kiss on the top of your head.

“Hey, we’ll handle this-“

“Alone,” you whimpered, your voice muffled by his t-shirt. You could feel him shaking his head.

“Not an option. We’ll figure something out. Tony? Who’s this guy?”

“Frederick Michaels. Former employee of… well, me. Stark Industries. MIT graduate, summa cum laude. Just your average IT guy here. Fired a year ago,” Tony informed him swiftly. He didn’t need an encouragement to elaborate. “For harassment. That poor woman had to take a half-year of therapy. Jeez, I wouldn’t be surprised if Pepper had been the one to pack his bag herself. She’s allergic to that stuff.”

You allowed yourself breathe in at the mention of Pepper Potts. That woman was a goddess among men, ultimately badass in a bit different way than Natasha. And you needed to be all kind of badass now. You retreated from Steve’s hug, rising from your stool. Yet, you didn’t quite leave Steve’s personal space, comforted by the heat he was radiating. You eyed Tony.

“Why would he target me?” Why would he target my parents?

“Given his history, I would say it’s your outfit, it’s very tight on the right places-“ Tony hummed, cut off by Steve’s murderous glare, “-but this seems much more complicated than that. Why don’t you chill while everyone else gets here? JARVIS?”

“Already sent an alert to Agents Romanov and Barton as well as Doctor Banner, sir.”

“That’s what I’m talking about, the team working like swish watch. He picked the wrong team to mess with. We’ll deal with that bastard in no time, no worries, Frosty.”

Despite yourself and the air so thick in the room you could cut it with a knife, you smiled.

“Also, get that ice from my table, Elsa. Your manners suck.”

You did as he asked, trying to ignore the anxiety at your powers going haywire – you had other things to worry about now. But you could feel Steve’s worried gaze at the back of your head as your hand hovered over the mess you had made.

He was shaken by that as much as you were, but you never got to talk about it, because Clint entered the laboratory with a yawn.

“What’s up, ki-“ The words died in his throat when he saw the frozen frame of two civilians tied to chairs. “Where’s the fight?” he asked instead and Tony sighed, zooming the map out, replacing the ugly picture.

When the red dot appeared in a town called Snow Shoe, you almost send an icicle through the hologram, really not appreciating the irony.

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Part 2

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Tags:  @mermaidxatxheart​, @murdermornings​, @elisaa-shelby​ @ask-hellbent-tweek @cxptain, @kallafrench​

[kpophours]

a very necessary guide to SF9

so. let’s talk about these underrated kings. be prepared for rambling. I just love them too much. my favorite boys, 10/10 would recommend stanning them.

some basic information

9 members (5 vocals, 4 rappers, 9 dancers and 9 visuals just stating the facts)

SF9 stands for Sensational Feeling 9

debuted on October 5, 2016 with Fanfare (still a BOP)

currently under FNC Entertainment and actually their first male dance group

their official fandom name is Fantasy (such a good name, honestly) and the official color is Fantasia Hologram (aka the  p r e t t i e s t).

debuted after winning a survival show called Dance or Band (they participated as the dance team; the band team debuted as Honeyst in 2017)

7 mini albums so far with RPM being their latest comeback 

... now onto the members (buckle up)!

Youngbin

Kim Youngbin, born on November 23, 1993

LeaderBin aka the Dad™

very charismatic, be prepared for some really intense eye contact (two words: stage presence)

rapper (highest rapping voice out of the four of them)

D A N C E R (a former 1MILLION dance studio trainee), so he‘s obviously 1/3 of sf9′s extremely talented dance line

also 1/3 of hyung line

cutest eye-smile (so soft) + cutest giggle™

rocked his red hair and looks amazing with slightly curled hair (do not fight me on this)

is tattooed (very  p r e t t y)

threatens everyone’s bias at least once

gives amazing (and unnecessary long) pep talks together with Jaeyoon (just let the other boys sleep, please)

gazes so, so fondly at all his members in pretty much every video (no, I will NOT cry)

Jaeyoon is his roommate and secret wife.

Inseong

Kim Inseong, born on July 12, 1993

the oldest (not mentally) aka the Grandpa™

main vocal (those HIGH NOTES, damn). extremely steady voice.

unique beauty. looks a bit like a desert fox (according to himself and everyone with a pair of functioning eyes).

1/3 of extra line (see and hear three loud idiots in all their videos? yep, that’s him ft. Jaeyoon and Dawon)

also 2/3 of hyung line

v e r y intelligent and educated (holds a degree in Journalism and Communication) but also stupid

owner of an extremely cute smile 

t h i g h s  i am not weak or biased at all

SF9’s designated English speaker (used to live in London for a year)

amazing winking-ability, 10/10 will leave you weak-kneed

King of Lies. he’ll probably never pass a lie detector test. but it’s okay we still love him.

is left-handed and really good at drawing

married to Jaeyoon (it‘s complicated).

Jaeyoon

Lee Jaeyoon, born on August 9, 1994

3/3 of hyung line

honey voice (aka OST King)

d i m p l e s.

blindingly white teeth. the most beautiful smile (canines!).

very proud of his hips and butt (as he should be).

his actual name is Ethan

likes to work out and is  f i t (he ended all Fantasies during rpm promotions, so thanks for that)

King of girl group dances and in charge of sexy (Zumba) dances

a  fuc ki ng  tease (again, rip all Fantasies during the UNIXERSE rpm stage)

2/3 of extra line (shares one brain cell with Inseong and Dawon. they don’t use it very often.)

had a pink undercut during the Mamma Mia era and probably made people cry with his outstanding beauty. again, i’m not biased at all

seems a bit shy and quiet at first. don’t be fooled. he is loud and will come for you.

married to both Inseong and Youngbin.

Dawon

Lee Sanghyuk, born on July 24, 1995

oh boy... such a bundle of utter chaos.

e x t r a (3/3 of extra line and probably their President™)

hear something loud and annoying in the background? it’s probably (most definitely) Dawon (helped by the other 2/3 of extra line)

a unique and beautiful voice (he needs more lines or else I’ll throw hands) - rapping, singing, screaming, he can do it all.

a fucking tease 2.0 (seriously, he and Jaeyoon need to be stopped)

Bruce Lee impressions on point

has tattoos

such a meme-face but also so handsome, like H O W

looks amazing and so soft with curly hair must protect

had so many different hair styles during their Mamma Mia promotions, rip his hair (and rip to all new Fantasies trying to keep track lol)

actually very soft. cried when Inseong surprised them during their UNIXERSE concert (which our Grandpa couldn’t participate in due to an injury)

likes to bully Taeyang.

Zuho

Baek Juho, born on July 4, 1996

Mr. Deep Ass Voice™

“my nose is my swag“

such a good dancer, definitely underappreciated. 

looks intimidating at first, but is actually the softest (d u a l i t y)

the best cat dad (Huru has yet to accept his undying love for him though)

composes/produces own songs (@FNC: please, I’m b e g g i n g you to finally put Champagne on an album) and writes lyrics for a lot of sf9′s songs

didn‘t participate in most of their Enough promotions due to his (still ongoing) back problems (#FNCletZuhoRestChallenge2019)

a dork and meme and honestly just so, so cute and lovable

social butterfly (seriously, he‘s friends with literally e v e r y idol out there)

composed a (love) letter to Fantasy while driving a car with Hwiyoung, Taeyang and Dawon sleeping in the passenger and backseat yes I cried

a scaredy cat (ran away and left his members behind when he got scared by a staff member during their Trip with Fantasy)

Rowoon

Kim Seokwoo, born on August 7, 1996

yes he‘s a Tree™. is made up of 90% unnecessary long legs.

main vocal 2.0

1/2 of actor line

very handsome, I know (but he‘s so much more than just his good looks)

a devoted mom of 8

loves all Chanis and not-Chanis equally

almost had a mental breakdown because he managed to hit Chani’s face with a football which resulted in his precious maknae getting a nosebleed

always hugging and kissing and generally just smothering all members with his endless love and affection (especially Chani)

(t) h o t  and knows it (very shy with fanboys though)

has literally only one selfie angle he uses rigorously  

his One True Talent™ is staring sexily into the camera and doing nothing else because yes, he’s just that handsome

tries to be funny and fails most of the time, but he‘s cute so it’s okay.

Taeyang

Yoo Taeyang, born on February 28, 1997

undercover main vocal (has almost as many lines as Inseong and Rowoon)

best dancer, period. his entire body is probably made out of water. such. fluid. moves. - 2/3 of dance line, often in charge of choreographies.

also 1/3 of maknae line

speaks in ᵀᴵᴺʸ ᶠᴼᴺᵀ 

the literal Sun™, his smile has healing properties.

has great hair and pushes it back a lot during his dance moves

a flower boy (literally. wanted to become a florist before debuting as an idol)

looks a bit like Lee Dongwook aka The Reaper from Goblin

you think he‘s soft? uh, sure, yeah. but is also s a v a g e (the personification of that then perish meme)

has a... unique way of drying his hair (ask Dawon, he‘ll show you. even if you don’t want him to, Dawon will show you)

gets bullied by Dawon. bullies him back. very spot-on impressions of Mr. Extraness (as seen on their Weekly Idol episode)

soulmates and married to Hwiyoung, I don’t make the rules.

Hwiyoung

Kim Youngkyun, born May 11, 1999

rapper and Mr. Charismatic™

yes he is that guy from their Now or Never mv 

looks bad-ass but is a certified baby boy (2/3 of maknae line)

cute without trying and is actually a cat

has literally the best gummy smile which he used to hide behind his hands (but his hyungs encouraged him so much and now he smiles openly, I am not crying, you are)

grew up so suddenly and had long hair out of nowhere and left everyone sh o ok (should definitely be in a shampoo commercial)

composes songs. put one on SoundCloud just very recently. writes lyrics for a lot of sf9′s songs.

cried during their survival show when he got scolded for continuing to mess up the choreography and had to be hugged by Youngbin (who really is the best dad™)

King of the Cleopatra game thanks to his dolphin screams should probably be part of vocal line

pretended to not recognize his soulmate and roommate aka Taeyang when he had to guess his members from their hands while wearing a blindfold. Taeyang will probably never recover from this betrayal and is most definitely still whining about it.

Chani

Kang Chanhee, born on January 17, 2000

deep ass voice 2.0

d a n c e r (his little solo dance in Now or Never will forever be superior), 3/3 of dance line

Evil Maknae™ (3/3 of maknae line)

2/2 of actor line (yes he‘s that boy from Sky Castle)

speaks fluent duck

Taemin‘s Nº fanboy (literally knows his blood type, like... wow okay)

can‘t remember any of the members birthdays (he actually thought Youngbin was born in August when his birthday is literally in the middle of Winter. Leaderbin was hurt).

always looks like a smol bean, but everyone else is just ridiculously tall

had bright orange hair once only for about one second though lol

constantly smothered with love and hugs from Rowoon and pretends to hates it

has all his hyungs wrapped around his finger and knows it (they‘re all whipped for him, especially when he’s doing aegyo)

has a lot of hair aka (my favorite) coconut head (#freehisforehead2019)

looks expressionless and tired 24/7 (a whole mood and true gen z)

some videos to watch

all of their mv’s of course

literally every comeback stage

the suit versions of Now or Never and RPM

the ghost prank/horror version of Now or Never (I cried laughing) 

this really cute Dingo Music version of Enough 

basically all their dance practices, but especially K.O. (we all know they should have gone viral with that choreography)

their adorable pajama version of Different

them performing RPM on a treadmill (Chani is a mood™ and Inseong’s grandpa waddle is so cute)

these stunning acoustic versions of their songs brought to you by 2/3 of extra line + The Tree™

their kcon New York 2019 performance (+ their cover of Love Shot)

their reality show Trip with Fantasy 

them dancing to O Sole Mio ft. Ostriches

their episodes on Weekly Idol and Idol Room

their girl group cover dance battle on Weekly Idol (ft. Cross Gene)

Rowoon and Inseong on Masked Singer

Dawon on Weekly Idol as part of the Masked Idol segment

the Now or Never choreography ft. dance line and the 1MILLION dance crew

them covering BTS’ Boy in Luv + EXO’s Call Me Baby

the Idol Dance Cover Challenge of Love Shot (ft. Astro, The Boyz and CIX)

this interview (I mean, that title alone... lol)

those are just a few of my favorite videos - there’s so much more content out there, so you’ll definitely never starve, lol.

I could literally ramble on about these nine incredible men for hours on end. 

But this will be the end of my guide (it’s long enough already, lol).

Stan SF9 for (clear skin and good grades) nine hard-working and so, so talented individuals with amazing voices, incredible dance moves, outstanding visuals, chaotic energies and a lot of meme-worthiness.

You won’t regret it, I promise.

(Don’t worry, Rowoon(’s face) is okay).

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