#KILLING MAIMING BITING

[they-thespian666]

This came to me in a premonition

Based on that one tumblr post (if someone could send it to me so I can put a link to credit it that would be helpful :])

[whisperingrockers]

things i'm going to print on shirts. tee hee.

[kyou-ko]

Still killing hoyo over Pela's age btw

[minglana]

"yeah americans moving to southern europe is making southern europeans not be able to afford living there, but the americans are happy because its soooo much cheaper than america :') and theyre also aware that theyre part of the mass gentrification of these places but did i mention that they are SO happy!"

[cat-clawz]

HOW. HOW did we go from Aziraphale "I'd thought we'd carved it out for OURselves" to Aziraphale "no we can go back to heaven and be angels and work for God again wouldn't that be great??" HOW.

[meanlesbean]

the person in my building who has been using both washing machines all fucking day is going to die by my sword

[frequentderealizationcore]

Seeing anti jason posts in the tag hehe haha

[bubervitch]

WHY does it do that when you click on a photo now

[jinxcast]

fuck guys the paper isn't the right texture it's gonna give me art block

[godgavemenoname]

i am making phone calls and being SO brave about it. keep me in your fucking,thoughts and prayers y’all 😭 🤮

[cheridraws]

car sickness is literally the stupidest thing ever. like guess what your ears can’t take the motion of a car moving or whatever so now your whole body can’t function + you feel sick. good luck lmao

and then your just stuck like that for hours

[lastoneout]

I know this is a tiny part of the wider problems born of diet culture, fatphobia, classism, and racism but like god the idea that "healthy" food must inherently taste bad has completely ruined us as a society.

[chrometheraptor]

why am I SO ITCHY RAAGGHHHHHHH

[pyroshrooms]

I love insurance companies soooo much, I just loove not being able to get the medication I waited two years for, it's sooo fun realizing you don't have enough money for the copay cause they fucked you over

[hauntedwoman]

oh i'm never gonna be ten years old on the first day of summer vacation again huh

[jessiescock]

Texted a bitch (who i don't know, i got her contact from a girl from my uni group chat) to apply for an illustration job she's offering. Asked her to please send more details about the job. She replies with a fucking 3 minute voice memo. WHO does that like what kind of sick and twisted freak behaviour is this????