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renisfan · 10 months ago

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I believe @renisfan was the one who linked a Chinese review of the game once, where the reviewer looked at this moment and said "it's like hanging upside down on the cover art of Three Houses for 3 years made all the blood rush to his head and suffocate his brain" and howClaude blaming of Rhea made him go "do you think jewish people will stop worshipping if you hang Jesus from a gantry crane?" lmao

Sorry it took me a long time but here is the Weibo video post link! Additional bilibili link too so you can choose your preferred platform (?)

And since it's brought up again I think I may actually try doing a full (best effort) translation! Content below the cut (warning: it's very very long):

Fire Emblem Three Hopes, or maybe I should say, FE3H part II.

So this time it's also going to be a video purely talking about the story, for friends who mind spoiler let's meet next time.

First let's talk about the background of the story. All world building of Hopes is completely the same as Houses: the boar played with El in his childhood, the tragedy of Duscur bla bla all happened. But because of the volume of the game, in Hopes the academy phase is almost completely deleted. Those famous scenes in the original game like the ball or picking up tSoC, "the fell star can even consume darkness" are all gone. Players won't spend any free time at the monastery. It fast forward directly to 2 years later where the war begins within the first 2 hours. I can understand it's to unfold the story quickly (read: to save money) so there's no need to make the monastery setting again. But in other words, if you haven't played the original game, you won't be understanding anything that was elaborated in the academy phase. The meaning of Crests, the current status of Fodlan, the secret of the Church, hidden information in support conversations, all gone. Indirectly, it locked down the story's layout, making it limited to the 3 lords' war. So it's no surprise the whole story just looks like I fight here today and there tomorrow.

But war is war, you should at least come up with a legit reason to go war. If Houses El's reason is that she hates Crests due to human experiment, (not voiced: is sick of corruptions inside the Empire and wants to break the old framework of noble class) and thus wants to destroy the Church to overthrow the old faith, then what Hopes Edel felt to me is like: "It's Sunday morning and I can hear renovation noises from the monastery. So annoying! I must find a reason to kill them all". This plotline is even more confusing, because it literally goes to war without telling you anything. The Church took you in as student for several years, treating you well with tens of meals everyday, wdym the first thing you do after graduation is to blow the school up? Then after that she forced the Southern Church to break away from the Central Church, and took the chance to discredit the Church to move the center of faith away. Whenever someone ask it's just "Rhea lied to us, we'll have a bright future once we killed those of the Church!". A war without underlying logic, you may better call it a Holy War. One person stand on the stage shouting "Totsugeki!"(*"charge" in Japanese), and the soldiers below goes "Banzai!"(*"long live" in Japanese). The longer you fight, the more you feel the war is without logic. When Claude calls Jeralt's mercenaries to defend himself, I for the first time felt from the deepest of my heart that "Okay, now I'm the pure bad guy. I'm the one who ruined Fodlan's future".

This kind of situation exists in the Blue Lion's route too. The tragedy of Duscur is mentioned for countless times, but it's never explained clearly to you what happened. They just say it was a tragedy happened in Duscur. Then Dimitri went emo, saying that we can't hurry to reform or we will repeat the tragedy. But somehow when facing the incoming big army, he promoted Sylvain's brother, a guy who, in the original game, occupied a mountain to do killing and robbery, and eventually turned into a demonic beast due to overestimating himself and used a Hero's Relic. This guy, this guy is one of the first stepping stones you kill in the original game. So you'll see the boar on one hand saying the people can't accept big changes, yet on the other hand promoting a damned criminal, "because we need to move forward". Emmm? Simon Blackquill? The Dark Era of the Kingdom? If you're so short of people, why not hire mercenaries instead of promoting a criminal as your general? And then the slithers fought back, El fell into a trap, getting controlled by the bad guys and is hypnosis play-ed. In the Blue Lion's route, you can see a greasy uncle doing hypnosis play on Edel. They just released some smoke and "der"(*sound effect) she got hypnotized because the plot said so. I rubbed my eyes and looked closely, and found the sword in my hand not tSoC, but Raika Ken (*a Japanese adult contents creator).

The lack of some information made the characters' motivation and the plotline look weird. But, but, I've played the original game so I found it ok. If you view it from the foundation that you've already played Houses, then SB and AG are actually quite well written, both having differences and additions to Houses. El finally had a clear mind and didn't team up with the slithers to fight the Church, instead she put up strategy to get both of them. She is also more tolerate to the Church's existence, won't kill them all if they hand over their power. The boar didn't go crazy, walked halfway out of his PTSD and is able to accept others' love. The Blue Lion's route is even the biggest winner of Hopes. But, but there is this one guy, who allied with Edel in SB yet betrayed later and got himself killed, who stood close to the Kingdom in AG yet was hiding his true color and planning to betray. Every route has him asserting his presence, and in every route he seems to have some problem with his brain. Yes, that's our good bro Claude (*in jp/cn version Claude calls you "bro" in VW).

Hopes Claude is like he f*cking spent 3 years hanging upside down from a gantry crane, causing him cerebral congestion and mental retardation. Throughout the story he's either betraying or is on the way to betray.

After the Empire declared war, the first battle was an attack on the Great Bridge of the Alliance. Bridge, as an important military location that connects bases, has a famous saying "forts connect steep mountains, long bridges flatten the water"(*an ancient peom which I definitely translated poorly 🙃) since the ancient time. Defend, we must defend it. But what level is the Empire at? They have vast land and abundant resources, their people are in good unity and there isn't much foreign invasion either. Except that their core class is rotten to shit, their military power can easily crush the other two. How do you defend it? You can't. So Claude came up with a brilliant strategy, ordering Lorenz's dad to fake surrender, planning to bait the Imperial Army into a trap. But he refused to tell this strategy to anyone, putting all bets on that he can defend against the Empire's second wave of attack. Eventually this second wave left them a mess and almost made himself dead. It's like Zhou Yu beating Huang Gai (*Three Kingdoms story where Huang Gai is going to fake surrender and Zhou Yu beat him to make it more believable), but Huang Gai is beaten so hard that his skin was torn, that he nearly died to exchange for this victory, that Huang Gai (*Lorenz's dad) later says: "I can't get along with him. I'm leaving, bye."

Then after they beat the Imperial Army into retreat, he didn't strengthen his defense line, but had to chase the beaten enemy (*there's a Chinese old saying of don't do that or it'll do harm to yourself). He chased and chased but couldn't catch up, yet he's so frustrated he insisted on keep fighting. The protagonist says: "don't, we should strengthen our defense first". His classmates say: "don't, we should strengthen our defense first". He says: "no, CHARGE!" Charge charge charge, charge into the imperial territory, if we win this battle we can turn the tables. So they went chug chug into the imperial territory, even fighting the strongest warrior of the Empire. The last battle they just had the enemies almost knocking at their home base, to the point that Huang Gai left the group chat. You ask him where did he get the confidence to fight the Empire's strongest warrior with a tired army, he says: "I thought his fame is boasted, hehehe". Huh? Huh? It's not like they took off your head and replaced it with a Gundam head to scare people, there are actual records yet you just tell me "it's fake, it's to deceive his fans"?

To no one's surprise they couldn't win even after all their efforts. They turned around and found their ass got caught by the foreign cousin. So he again went chug chug with his people all the way from the south most front back to the north most front to put out fire. There's only this many people in the Alliance who are good at fighting, and you just see them, under Claude's brilliant leadership, exercising round trip running on the map without fighting much cohesive battles. If you know, you know they're at war, otherwise you'd think they are preparing for the Emperor's Prize (*horse racing). What exactly is he hurrying for? Look how anxious he is.

Just when I thought this back-stabbing could calm this young man down - well he did calm down - he calmed down and came to a conclusion: let's ally with the Empire!

Claude, allied with El?

Do you know how I felt when I first saw this?

SUPER OOC TIME

It's like, Three Body people carried 2-dimensional foil (*a foil that can reduce 3D objects to 2D objects, from the SF novel "Three Body") to the Earth to make peace with the president, and the president tapped on his forehead saying: "oh you like 2D stuffs (*referring to animes/games), I like it too!"

Then they fought the Kingdom together, killing Church people to gain coins (*Chinese net slang which came from a person who beat his parents to get money for games, described like the common game mechanism of defeating enemies to get money). The three factions weren't at equal power level to begin with, the Alliance can only barely keep the Empire at bay to slow down the invasion's progress, yet he turned around to hand the Empire a knife? Did the boar f*cking dig up you two's family graves in his last life when he wasn't paying attention, so you hate him this much? Hey, I mean, the first place that was attacked by the Empire was your Alliance's Great Bridge? You can't be counting on that the Empire would treat you with respect after defeating the Kingdom? You can know that enemy's enemy is friend even by watching Tom & Jerry, how did Claude read his strategy books? With his ass?

After watching all these my brain started buzzing, almost like it's something something "this way Taijun"(*a phrase typically used in WWII dramas by Chinese traitors as they provide directions for Japanese invaders). Or should I say, his hatred towards the Church has surpassed the country's interest and his plan for the future. Yes, the biggest difference between Hopes Claude and Houses Claude is he hates the Church. He thinks the Church is locking the country with faith, stopping foreigners from entering Fodlan, which isn't good, it's not open. Those over the sea are our friends, the ones inside the wall are our enemies (*playing on an Attack on Titans quote). So if we just slaughter the Church, Fodlan will be able to open its doors. Eh? Why? You hang Jesus Christ on a gantry crane, and the Jews will convert to believe in Sakyamuni? It seems that he, he took it as granted that religious freedom has higher priority over national interest. We can be lapdogs, we can be garrisoned, we can be colonized, but we must have free thoughts? Isn't it the other way around my bro? What are you knocking your wooden fish for when you are living under a bridge?

But with all that said, once the major international alliance agreement is signed, it's no joke and you'll have to take great responsibility. But in the following battle, Claude just watched the imperial general getting besieged by the Church. He didn't go save him, but want to weaken both sides as much as possible. So they just made a circle and watched the imperial general die. The imperial general went from desperation of being beaten to numb by the Church, to hope of discovering Alliance allies and ignited his courage to keep fighting, then to suspicion of finding out the Alliance is doing nothing, and eventually desperation of learning the Alliance only want to OMO (*Kamen Rider Blade reference where OMO is the emoji of a character who in the 1st episode did nothing but watch the protagonist getting beaten by the enemy). The writer used his death and screams to shove the whole process of a life burning out right to the player's face. This has a completely different nature from the previous fake surrender. It's something that would deserve getting dragged to the military court for a ten days loop punishment (*a punishment method in Tieba where the mods keeping doing "ban for ten days" on you) at least ok? His means are so dirty and he completely ignores the alliance agreement, I don't understand where's the necessity to follow such a leader. You follow him to war, you don't fear him stabbing you in the back? And after the stabbing he'd even dress it up as "It was you who volunteered to bring up the rear for the main troops. We will carry on your legacy." The protagonist is shaking their head watching this, acutely criticizing: "Sacrificing our allies in order to win... Is that really the kinda leader you are, Claude?"

So next chapter the general's sister hired Byleth to assassinate him. This story made me chuckle. Claude f*cking deserved it. And he had some great ideas in this battle too. He wanted to use his own body to lure Byleth out, yet Byleth won't bite his bait. They fought their way out directly to take his damned life, so Claude started: "Waaaagh I don't want such thing! I don't want to die! Purple head save me!"(*Attack on Titans reference) Really hard to imagine this is something a country's ruler could do, it's so low.

If to this point you still think Claude has some golden ideas reserved, that's just your hallucination. It's just because he has a handsome design. If you replace it with a greasy guy he'd long be insulted to death.

And then Edel is surrounded. Following previous logic, if this guy really wants to create advantage for the Alliance, then now he should pretend he didn't hear about this. After all the death of a country's ruler should be more impactful than the death of a regimental commander. Even his subordinates are telling him to not go, there's only blood and death. Yet he says NO. He again mobilized a lot of people to save Edel. It's like when he should save people he refuses, yet when it's his turn to be the treacherous hero he suddenly cares about his image. You ask him why, why he hurries to save Edel this time? He says: "Last time I didn't save the regimental commander, the assassin was so scary sob sob sob. If I don't save her either, I won't be able to laugh up my sleeve anymore sob sob sob." You... You are really...

If you're to guess Hopes Claude's thinking process, it's like "Little kitty went to fishing at the reservoir with his horse and his friend, but his horse and his friend both fell into the water, guess who he saved first?" Hum? Hum? Guess, guess you [redacted]. He doesn't need to save anyone, because he has neither mother nor friend (*"horse" and "mother" have similar pronunciation in Chinese).

As the story proceeds, the 3 lords had a chance to talk in person due to various reasons. Claude chatted with Edel, telling her the truth of the alliance: "I allied with you just for 3 things: get rid of the Church, get rid of the Church, and still f*cking get rid of the Church"(*playing on a quote from the movie "Let the Bullets Fly"). Edel couldn't help but shake her head as she hear this: how are you hating the Church even more than I do?

Chatting with Dimitri, the two surprisingly had a pretty happy conversation. Claude says: hey I'm going to fight the Church, wdyt?

The Holy Kingdom of Faerghus is a country that put great emphasis on legitimacy and blood relationships. They rely on the Church to establish the king's dominance. They value Crests and honor more than anything. To them the Church is their national faith. It's something they can't throw away. Moreso for Dimitri as Rhea has done him a lot of favor. She's almost like his second parent.

So Dimitri replied: "If you kill her will you stop going after me? Then sure. None of my business. Just be careful not to splash the blood onto me. But it would be a bit awkward if you directly go fight her, since we still have to protect them on the surface. Then maybe...emmm... I make the Church guard our home base, and you go to get her ass, this way everyone will be happy."

And the strategy just worked. Dimitri indeed sold Rhea out. I f*cking got amused. A picture emerged before me: "Claude is firing heat rays. The boar rushes forward as he lifting Rhea." Title: "Going 1000 miles to give out your own mom"(*written in the form of a Chinese couplet).

Eventually, the ending of the 3 routes are respectively - The Empire route: they had a decisive battle at the monastery. Rhea and the slithers scuffled with each other and fell off a cliff. The Kingdom is beaten to having only one breath left. Claude tried to betray but failed, ruining the alliance and died. The Empire continues to fight both sides with absolute advantage. The Kingdom route: they defeated the slithers at the end. El became retarded due to being hypnosis play-ed for too long, or her memory regressed back to her childhood, whatever. With most important generals dead, the Empire's power is way weaker than before. The Kingdom keeps marching southwards with absolute advantage. Honestly, both routes are at average level. Going forward it'd just be the map turning all red or all blue. You still have to go to our good bro Claude for the lolz.

After discussing with Dimitri, the boar really went 1000 miles to give out his own mom. The Kingdom Army went to the west to fight the Empire, while putting the Church at their home base. Claude rushed into the Kingdom with the Alliance Army to kill Rhea. And after the battle is over, the first thing he said is: "Hey you two stop fighting! Don't fight anymore!"(*meme from the drama "Top on The Forbidden City") But nobody gave a shit to him. The Empire and the Kingdom were fighting so happily. So Claude went: "Stop! Don't fight anymore! Stop!"

I highly doubt that if you now go ask Claude: "The war is still going on, where will the world be heading towards?" (He'd say) "Idk" "Will simply defeating the Church make Fodlan reform and open itself?" "Idk" "Will the Empire and the Kingdom be willing to cease fire?" "Idk" Complete ignorance. They fought the war for half year, stressing their mind and hurting their finances, even discarded all sense of shame, only to merely destroy the Church. In the end they figured out nothing. 3 people's stage with only him left out to dry.

You can, you don't have to give me a perfect ending, but could you not give me an all-shit ending to disgust me? I can accept that El went impulsive in the beginning, wanting to kill the Church without any prefacing. I can accept that Dimitri went 1000 miles to give out his own mom. But somehow it's Claude, the strategic wise general who could achieve great goal with little effort in the original game, who is written as a treacherous warmonger, a moron, and that's the case for every route. Even El in Hopes is able to take the big picture into account and get rid of the slithers. Even Dimitri in Hopes can control himself to not go crazy and lose an eye. I can't understand why only Claude has nothing but negative depiction in the whole story. In the ending movie of AG Claude is even blatantly standing right next to Rhea. How dare he stand there? Is it to get closer so it would be easier to stab her? He even straightforwardly said "everyone, I like war"(*Gundam quote).

When the theme song started playing while the camera pulls away in the ending, it's almost like they really have a bright path to the future. It's not like if your theme song is good it'll make the stupid story no longer stupid. What future should you really be expecting now? Here I'll play one for you:

(mimicking Edge of Dawn as if it's played by a kazoo)

See? Your path is leading f*cking straight to hell.

In Hopes, Claude's character is shaped into a vile person who has ambitions but uses extremely dirty means, and only look at the present without caring about the future. The difference between this and the original game is like one is on the sky, while the other is in the triple-linking solar system (*GaoGaiGar reference). It caused me to want to laugh whenever I see him now. Seeing him getting humiliated would make me so happy as if I won the lottery. Hopes made a political conservative walk the path of grand reforms, and the reformist walk the path of being impulsive, and the impulsive person walk the path of getting brainwashed. One word to conclude: F*ck! F*ck! F*ck! F*ck!

On the second thought: what's going on? How are all 3 routes persecuting the Church? Does everyone and their dogs hate them? Yes, the Church really is hated by everyone and their dogs. They guarded Fodlan for thousands of years, only to be rumored to be the bad guy by an impulsive little girl. The supporter they rely on doesn't care much about them, and even sold Rhea for his country. The foreign brat insists on going after them, thinking they will have openness of faith once they killed all aboriginals. Their own knights' former captain is hired by the enemies to attack them, and if things go wrong Rhea can even die to the hands of her own mother. The Church, taking hits in all 3 routes. Even if you have 3 senior monks to sing the Great Compassion Mantra for 49 days won't be enough to cleanse Rhea's resentment. Wow, if you're so good at writing, why not just write a golden ending? Just make all three open up and fight the Church together. You see even the colors match, red blue yellow. The red one is impulsive. The blue one will go crazy if you push him too hard. The yellow one had made ultimate sacrifice. Come on. "All three hearts come together! One person's justice is Million Horsepower"(*a song from Getter Robo, sung in Japanese)

Meanwhile, the protagonist, as the witness of all 3 routes, has neither Byleth's ability, nor Byleth's mindset. He doesn't have the majesty to teach students, let alone the foresight to open up the future. He's just simply a henchman. The house leader says today we're going to fight this guy, and you go "fight fight fight". The house leader says we're going to have Wallace for lunch, and you also go "eat eat eat". The protagonist has no growth. He doesn't need one. Because his goal is just that lame. Earlier it's "I want to beat the Ashen Demon", and after that it's just "I want to realize my boss's dream". What should I say about you, having so little desire? Even with a bunch of voice acting, plus interactive story, plus spotlight effect, still couldn't establish his character. Yet you'll have to raise bonds with your beloved students as this protagonist, watching the one who once pledged an oath of eternal love with you speaking shyly: "it's so good to have you at my side" (something like that). I f*cking, I f*cking - On one hand I'm so eager to see my love, to hear her voice. My lover who's so far away from me, who I haven't met for 3 years. But the cost is, the cost is I can only watch through this screen, as she grows attachment to someone that's not me. And I have to control this purple head myself to unlock my love's heart step by step, and beat myself to death right in front of her. I now, my whole being is like, I'm so confused playing this game. When I dreamed about Lysithea in my sleep, there's always some purple thing floating in the background, and I woke up with fright and bursted into tears. I lost, I lost so hard. I don't want to read Raika Ken anymore.

A lot of people say that hey, you are too subjective. You're just looking at the protagonist through a colored lense, and think they are worse than Byleth in every aspect. Yes, I AM looking at this purple head through a colored lense. On one side you have the dependable professor that everyone loves and a loli mom with naked feet and black stockings, on the other side it's a purple head with edgy haircut and a whitehead who would only repeat "we are partners in destiny" no matter what you ask, which side would you choose? Eh? This purple head can't even reach a single thread of the black stockings.

On the other hand, our favorite professor Byleth, whose head is so green it's glowing (*in China, "green hat" is a symbolism of being NTR-ed), only exists in this game to be the ultimate toolman (*a person who is being treated like a tool). Why haven't I mentioned Byleth at all while talking about the story? Because they're just that irrelevant to the main story. Jeralt's Mercenaries perfectly embodied the idea of flexible employment and flexible warfare. In the Empire route, I'm the good helper of the Alliance. In the Kingdom route, I'm the hired thug of the Empire. In the Alliance route, I'm both the hired thug and the strongest assassin. But as long as you pay enough, as long as my boss is dead, hey, it's not impossible for me to turn around and go with you. Answer me, professor Byleth, do you really like your students so much?

Of course you can go the hidden route to recruit Byleth, but after the recruitment she just disappears. There's nothing more to do with her. Next time you see her, it's when the protagonist went crazy and wants to kill her. And once the protagonist is done being crazy, Byleth disappears again. If the protagonist is a toolman for fighting, then Byleth is like a toolman for getting beaten. Either she's getting beaten right now, or is on the way to get beaten.

Byleth is the only character in the entire game, besides the protagonist, who can reach A rank support with everyone. But, except for her dad and the protagonist, she doesn't have any conversation with other characters.

She's even humiliated in her own standalone paralouge. Say Leonie, Byleth's dad and Byleth went out together to deal with bandits in Leonie's hometown, but the next village fell victim too, and Leonie said: "let's go save them". Byleth heard this and said: "ermm, I'm not very interested", which got harshly scolded by Leonie: "you heartless thing". Well then what do you want her, a mercenary, to do? As a mercenary yourself you don't know the principal of working as much as they pay? Then she turned around and asked the protagonist to go with her. I said I'm not going either, and she again started to stare at me. Well then what do you want me to do? How about a punch in your mom? Hey, if you're to use moral blackmail to force people into fighting bandits, then why haven't you thought about how many family members may be waiting for the bandits to come home when you kill them? Does your household register book only have one page (*i.e. she is the only living member of her family) so you just assume everyone else are the same? I don't understand how come this person have such great malice towards Byleth, and you get no apology afterwards either, as if I deserve to use my life for your bet on justice? And throughout the whole paralouge, Leonie and Jeralt talked all the way from the Big Bang to the cosmic annihilation, while Byleth just sit there watching, incapable of speaking a single word. Even the protagonist who's an outsider said more than she did. Three people's movie, with only two people having lines. Did Shizuka Ito only got paid half as much as others voicing this game?

Hopes' characterization for Byleth, is no characterization. She has no traits other than she likes to eat everything. Everyone when they mention Byleth can only come up with one sentence: "You must be the famous Ashen Demon (text: Ashen Succubus)!" The image of being ruthless with few words can not be broken, and the staff don't dare to break it either. After the mission of getting beaten is completed, they can only give a refrigerating treatment.

Above, is how the story develops if you manage to save Byleth. If you failed to do that, well then, you're destined to kill Byleth with your own hand during the process. Killing the Byleth who you have played as yourself 2~3 years ago, killing the loli mom, the great black stockings, the YOURSELF that would read your save data for name.

Her death is without any sense of beauty. She just lie there once the protagonist stabbed her, and the green light disappears. There even isn't a close up. Even when Joel died there was an Ellie to cry for him, yet in Hopes I bet there isn't even a person to collect Byleth's body. Her own dad was killed by you. The mercenary group didn't know she's there. Her employer treats her like a tool. She died like a wild dog on the roadside. If I learned a lesson from The Last of Us II, that "vengeance is an endless circle, only by forgiving others can one regain peace in mind". Then in Three Hopes, I indeed learned another lesson: that those talks about vengeance being an endless circle are all bullshit, as long as you kill everyone in their family you will never fall into that circle. What vengeance when there's no one left to avenge them?

Theoretically, the protagonist's former mercenary group was also killed by Byleth, so he has a grudge against them too. But just like how the protagonist has shown throughout the story, he doesn't care. It caused Byleth's death to give no feeling of finally getting the revenge, rather just simply making the former protagonist die to entertain everyone. "Yay! Be damned!" Who wrote this story? Neil Duckman? Honestly you'd better just don't write about this character, just let them go missing. What do you mean by this? Not only do I NTR myself, I also have to kill myself?

Looking back, the best written characters in this whole game are all dads, all elders who were mere backgrounds in the original game. Caspar's dad, Linhardt's dad, Hilda's brother, foul mouth(*Felix)'s dad. These side characters surely worth their resounding reputation, with their steadiness from battlefield experiences and the bonds between colleagues depicted with a rich and interesting flavor, and thereby expanding the relationship between the elders and the younger generation, filling in some missing characters details for the original game. On a second thought, what do you call this game Fuukasetsugetsu Musou for? May better just rename it to "My Dad Musou".

Overall, Three Hopes is a ~FAN DISK~ that you may not be able to comprehend if you haven't played the original game, but the more you like Houses, especially VW fans, the angrier you'll get. Hayato Iwata, the director of this game has explicitly said in the interview: that throughout the development he had always had a thought, which being he wants to erase his memory of Houses, then play Hopes before he goes back to Houses, this way he'd have more thoughts on Houses. HAHAHAHAHA. You are undoubtedly a new type (*Gundam quote, spoken in Japanese). So you understand? The official has explicitly told you that you've played the games in the wrong order. You should play Hopes first, see the most stupid story, before you then play Houses, and watch how Byleth lead the students towards a bright path of reforms and openness. It makes sense you see, play part II before part I. Especially when you finish SS, you'd feel it more from your heart that, f*ck, those guys in Hopes really were a bunch of bastards. How can you, how dare you all 3 routes team up to bully the Church? Even the bandit king (*Nemesis) would have his fists clenched after seeing this, and jump out of his tomb to do Rhea justice. Other things aside, first get a taste of my Sothis Spine Sword! (*Chainsaw Man reference)

(Score: PART II/10. Protect the best Rhea-sama)

Golden Wildfire Ch 11

On we go to ch 11. Things are . . . uh . . . interesting.

MAIN STORY

So if you didn't see ch 10, I failed to recruit Byleth. I retried the level a few time, but honestly I just want to finish this game so I didn't bother.

Plus, the reason I failed was that Claude just sat there instead of moving forward on the escort mission, which got really frustrating, and honestly I didn't want to bother.

Ugh, I don't want to fight the Kingdom.

So those Houses that wanted to defect to the Kingdom didn't because Claude's battle was that bloody in that fire map.

Poor Dimitri and co seems like he's just betting bullied for no real reason by two imperialistic maniacs.

I love how Arval is getting snooty over Shez getting credit for their tactics lamo.

Man, this dialogue is dragging.

So Nadar is going to cause diplomatic chaos by utilizing the Almyran army without getting real permission.

Wait, Claude riled up Sreng? So much for "ending racism" lamo. Wasn't having two cultures not be prejudice against each other like his MO? The writers really just threw him in the trash, hunh.

I feel so bad for Claude fans. He's really a piece of work in this.

MAP/SIDE STUFF

Everyone missing Judith has a lot more punch than Randolph. Even Monica was like "get over it" to Fleche (but nicely).

So, let me make sure I have this right. Mr. I Want to End Prejudice Between Cultures just provoked Sreng into attacking the Kingdom so Edelgard can take it over because Rhea is the reason for everything bad. Did I get that right?

Unlike SB, GW is entertaining as hell, but man is the logic here is just non-existant. And poor Claude RIP.

Like, I know I'm biased and all, but I don't see how you're supposed to be the heroes and not Dimitri here. The people just defending themselves are getting attacked on all 3 fronts for the crime of *existing.*

Not going to lie. I kinda wish Claude didn't side with you in AG either. It would've been hype to kick everyone's ass as Dimitri after getting cornered by all these land-grabbers.

GW!Claude is really just the mean girl's sidekick. 😂

If Felix and Rodrigue die in this chapter I swear to God . . . (I just remembered Rodrigue is dead in SB now 😭 - LET THIS MAN SURVIVE).

I had to fight Felix in a side mission. Lysithea said they had to "defend this place" - like, girl, you are invading.

When the challenge is "you can't dodge" but you're using Lorenz 😌👌 (FYI, he just does not take damage in this game)

SHEZ & HILDA A SUPPORT

They're talking about how Hilda exerted energy in a battle because she worried about Shez.

Hilda claims it's just self-defense bc she was cheering for Shez on the front lines and enemies were there (honestly, this is pretty boring so far)

It's the same-old Hilda claiming she's weak but that not being true.

SHEZ & CONSTANCE C SUPPORT

I know she's an Empire character, but whatever.

She wants to create new magics to restore her noble house and wants to research Shez bc of their weird magic

Lamo, Constance low-key called us dumb

Shez suggests she get her house back through military accomplishments.

Constance refuses to train right now, she wants to at night (it's her dual personality thing, right?)

CLAUDE & LYSITHEA B SUPPORT

Their first one. Claude's unhappy Lysithea charged in the last battle. But Lysithea kicked ass, so she's upset with Claude.

Claude calls her plan dumb and that he thought Lysithea was smarter than that. Lysithea still argues it ended earlier bc of her.

Lysithea doesn't back down.

Honestly, I side with her here. Claude's being patronizing. And it's rich of him not to care about all the other deaths dragging out the battle would cause and only Lysithea dying because she's *important*

CLAUDE & HOLST A SUPPORT

Oof, this one hurts. Claude accuses the church of creating all the systems to serve their own interests, because he doesn't know the truth here. That the Empire actually created most of it, and that all the church ever did was protect a genocided race from being murdered by more power-hungry humans.

It's also hysterical to hear Claude talk about wanting to improve foreign relations while instigating a war between two cultures.

Oof, Holst doesn't care about any of this. He's only worried Claude's going to send Hilda to marry a big, brown, scary foreigner. NOT a good look.

Holst says he cares more about Hilda's future than the whole Alliance. Yikes.

HILDA & HOLST A SUPPORT

They're preparing a feast.

Oh, it's nice to see Hilda's insecurities about Holst's "perfection" come up in this, bc so far she hadn't said much.

After that last support though, Holst is actually a pretty shitty leader.

Holst wants to make the feast all about Hilda instead of himself though. Hilda likes the attention.

Hilda basically had to set up her own feast lol.

HILDA & LINHARDT A SUPPORT

Hilda's cleaning, and Linhardt's honestly upset that he's lost a fellow lazy person.

Hilda claims she never pushes work on people. That, is a lie.

Linhardt is mostly worried how bad it'll look if he's the only one not working instead one of two.

All this support confirms that Linhardt is by far the superior lazy.

LORENZ & LYSITHEA A SUPPORT

Their only support.

So, not related to their support (and watch it counter it), but I find it pretty amusing how getting a leadership position faster matured Felix and Sylvain, but Lorenz is still a bit of a joke and the butt-end of every support he's in.

He's just bragging about how awesome his position and power is.

Lysithea says she's not inheriting her house. She claims it's because she doesn't like what comes with nobility, but we all know why.

She worried that the land will go to chaos without it's leaders though. Lorenz offers help (which, imo, he's actually mature here!)

Lorenz suspects she's turning it down for another reason and encourages her to rely on others to help.

RAPHAEL & LEONIE B SUPPORT

Raphael keeps snapping bows in half when he uses them. Leonie's shocked.

Leonie seems to actually make one and invites Raphael to test it while on guard duty with her.

IGNATZ & MARIANNE B SUPPORT

Marianne found his picture. He puts it down, but she likes it (it's a horse, well a pegasus, but of course)

Ignatz gets carried away talking about it, but Marianne finds it cute.

Ignatz finds Marianne loving pegasus cute. She blushes.

He wants Marianne's help, helping him paint a pegasus bc they don't like men, but if Marianne is around he can get closer and get a better painting. She's happy to help.

Honestly, this whole support is really cute.

MAIN BATTLE/STORY

It sucks having to attack the Kingdom over and over again when all they want to do is exist in peace.

Oh, joy, Nadar wants to plunder Faerghus. I can see why Fodlan is so evil for not wanting to let them do what they will.

GW really had a chance here to finally do something interesting with Almyra. It even marketed itself as a route that WOULD. But instead it's just doubled-down on Almyra being a one-note lawless place full of barbarians. At least we have Brigid and Duscur so the only brown country isn't some racist stereotype. Since it's only 1 of 3, it's not AS bad of a look.

Fuck. I don't want to kill Felix and Rodrigue. It would be one thing if the Kingdom actually provoked this, but Felix and Rodrigue haven't done anything to deserve this.

I get to recruit Ashe again. Is he miserable here too?

Ugh, I was hoping Felix and Rodrigue weren't here. It seems vastly unfair that it's only Kingdom characters who die for reel in this.

Wow. Claude's really an A-class asshole. He told Ashe to surrender because Dimitri wouldn't want him to die. Maybe don't invade for no reason then?

Is Claude also going to single Felix out as a citizen of Faerghus who deserves to live? Or does only Ashe count and not the nobles and unnamed grunts he's slaughtering because he decided to team up with the person who plans on taking over his rule? (not hate to Ashe at all, I honestly feel awful for him in this game)

Ok, so fighting Felix is just a side quest. I'd rather fail a side quest than fight Felix so, going to try to avoid having to kill him. Ugh, he's attacking the engineers. And he's damn right saying he has every right to kill the people who are invading his home.

Thank God, he just retreated.

I still love how Claude got bent out of shape over Ashe, but Lorenz alone has killed 500 citizens of Faerghus this chapter so . . .

Felix is so worried about Rodrigue. I swear the writers wanted you to feel like shit playing this route.

Oh, fuck. Just when I thought I was finished killing people for defending themselves, Daddy Gautier shows up :( He's sacrificing himself to safe Felix and Rodrigue, isn't he?

Oh, fuck. He died for real 😭

It's really hard to like these characters, making mindless chit-chat after killing Sylvain's daddy. I hope Sylvain fucks them up a new one.

I've never wanted to slap a character more than I'd love to slap Claude right now. The moron has the audacity to be surprised people are going to die while he's invading a foreign country. What a fucking stupid moron.

He's also blaming - get this right - chivalry.

I'm like. I'm speechless right now.

That's right guys. Margrave Gautier died defending his king, his country, his home, and most importantly one of his fucking best friends from an asshole invader. But it's CULTURE'S fault he died.

I'm really confused what the hell Claude thinks he's doing. Does he REALLY think killing Rhea will magically allow people to live as they please? Didn't he grow up in another country where they had princes and shit and NO Rhea?? All he's doing is making Edelgard's take over easier.

This is starting to feel like a borderline spoof. Look at us end the war by invading another nation!!! I mean???

What's his plan? Kill everyone in Faerghus - profit - "freedom" from Rhea - Edelgard takes over - no profit???

The writing in this route has gotten really fucking stupid. Like, I LIKE the idea of evil!Claude. Either a Claude who wants to take over all of Fodlan or one who's ruthless and will do anything to preserve Leicester.

But what I don't like is really fucking dumb Claude, which is what GW's devolved into.

Oh, God, now we get a flashback between father and son. Sylvain and Gautier :(

Sylvain better not be fucking recruitable in this route.

Now Sylvain's in charge 😭😭😭😭

I'm convinced someone who's a major Edelgard stan wrote the larger plot of this, but then a Dimitri stan wrote the actual dialogue 😅

We really go from one moment Claude being like - it's Rhea's fault Gautier died bc Kingdom culture bad because church bad to Sylvain being like, naw, he died defending his friends.

At the very least, I'll give Hopes credit here. At least they didn't write anyone opposing Edelgard as either evil or like they're idiots for resisting invasion, but I almost feel like they made the Kingdom especially too sympathetic which makes Edelgard look more interesting (since SB is more honest than CF) and Claude just look like a bozo. Rhea just doesn't look like anything since she's not even here.

Though, I REALLY wish Claude didn't side with us in AG. I really wish we got to see Faerghus backed into a corner and kick everyone's asses. They've very much the underdog and watching them do that would've been awesome.

Felix and Rodrigue are beating themselves up over this.

See, this is what I mean - Sylvain just said he's reserving all his hatred for the foreign invaders who take everything for no reason - I really feel like a Dimitri fan saw how everyone collectively decided to take a dump on the Kingdom in the big plot and got revenge by making everyone look like villains (or morons in Claude's case) for doing so in the writing.

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candicewright · 4 years ago

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top 5 yibo looks

KAREENA WHY😭 All of his looks are so iconic, it's very difficult to choose, so in no particular order:

Blue haired Yibo

This whole moment he had going on

The Weibo night Look™

This prince charming outfit

That one time he tried to kill us all

#who gave him the right to look this good damn #ask response

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syncogon · 6 years ago

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[QZGS Prequel TL] Ch 8: Inheritance

(info post and links for the translations of the QZGS prequel, 巅峰荣耀 Top Glory)

summary: Thanks to a contribution of rare materials from a mysterious benefactor, a silver weapon for Troubling Rain has been completed. The time has come for the Sword and Curse to lead Blue Rain to glory.

(This is only a short chapter, and I’d already mostly translated it in my Summer Days of Blue Rain, but for completeness I figured I should clean it up and post it here. Normal disclaimers apply. Read/comment/enjoy!)

Translated by: Syncogon

“They won, they won again!”

“Who won?”

“Tiny Herb, of course it’s Tiny Herb!”

On the television, on the computer, in the Glory game, game forums, Weibo, QQ groups…

Anywhere where people gathered, anywhere where there were Glory players, the news of Tiny Herb’s victory spread like an exploding stove.

Glory Professional Alliance Season 3, in the final round of the regular season, the highly eye-catching Tiny Herb didn’t disappoint. Even when they had already secured their spot in the playoffs, they still played seriously to earn the last victory in the regular season, entering the playoffs at third place.

Tiny Herb wasn’t new to the playoffs, but this Tiny Herb, in their eyes, was an entirely new Tiny Herb.

And in reality, they had only switched one person.

Tiny Herb’s captain, the controller of core character Vaccaria, was now changed to a new person. And this new player’s name, along with his title, had echoed through the entirety of Glory from early on.

The Magician, Wang Jiexi.

This was a title that belonged to him, entirely unrelated to the character he controlled. His brilliant, incredible play was like magic. Let alone the ordinary gamers who wished to imitate it, even among the pros there was no one who could fathom the mystery. The experience of the seniors unraveled in front of this never-before-seen playstyle, and one expert after another fell to Wang Jiexi’s Vaccaria.

He was a rookie. In the beginning, they called him a challenger.

But now, at the end of the season, the challenger had quietly become the conqueror.

True, Wang Jiexi didn’t win every single battle. But only the Arena had ever had that kind of win record, and there was no way to surpass Ye Qiu there.*

In the Glory professional circle, people saw too many pro players rendered helpless in front of Wang Jiexi.

In the Glory in-game circle, the Witch accounts that sprung up trying to emulate his style were abandoned soon enough. They had no way of replicating Wang Jiexi’s Magician playstyle, and this kind of Witch naturally had no way of displaying the radiance they had hoped to see.

And now, the unique Magician was about to begin a new journey.

“Season 3 Playoffs, the Magician Arrives!” Huang Shaotian read aloud the headline of Esports Weekly. They were the greatest authority of esports media in the country; putting Wang Jiexi as the star of the final report of the regular season was proof of the anticipation toward this player. But after Huang Shaotian saw this title, he only spared a casual glance at the contents of the article before studying the player’s photograph in the article, and he revealed an unusual expression of melancholy.

“That guy, he’s already gotten to that level.” Huang Shaotian tossed the newspaper back onto the table. He tucked his arms behind his head, tilted back, and grumbled at the ceiling.

To the side, Yu Wenzhou was carefully studying a Glory battle and occasionally making notes in his notebook on the table. After hearing Huang Shaotian’s mutter, he paused the match and turned his head, his eyes sweeping across the large headline on the front page of the newspaper.

“The Magician. An accurate name.” This was his reaction after looking at the article.

“You…” Huang Shaotian was somewhat disappointed by Yu Wenzhou’s lackluster response, and he straightened in his chair. “Got any good analysis on him?”

“He-”

“Shaotian!”

Just when Yu Wenzhou opened his mouth, another young new Blue Rain trainee crashed into the training room, loudly hollering Huang Shaotian’s name.

“R&D just completed a silver weapon for Troubling Rain! Captain wants you to go look!” As soon as the youth caught his breath, he was already yelling these next words.

“What?” Haung Shaotian’s eyes instantly widened, and he leapt from his chair.

“Let’s go let’s go!” he yelled, already forgetting about the question he’d asked Yu Wenzhou as he flew out of the room.

Yu Wenzhou, who had just gotten out a “he,” could only smile and shake his head. He turned back to the computer, and was just about to unpause his video when the trainee that had called Huang Shaotian spoke again.

“Wenzhou, aren’t you going too? They’re saying that they only managed to complete this silver weapon because a mysterious player sent a whole lot of rare materials to Blue Brook Guild!” the youth said.

Hearing that, Yu Wenzhou froze. “A mysterious player?”

“Yeah,” the trainee confirmed.

Yu Wenzhou’s gaze drifted across the training room, landing upon that one computer that hadn’t been touched in almost a year.

After their former captain had made that simple announcement of “I’m leaving,” the seat he had used was left empty, his computer left idle. The Blue Rain members reached a tacit agreement that no one would touch his spot, as though hoping that one day, as suddenly as he had left, that man would return and take his place once more.

“But… you haven’t really left, have you,” Yu Wenzhou mused to himself, his mood like Huang Shaotian’s earlier, somewhat melancholy.

“Wenzhou, are you coming or not?” The other boy’s impatient voice cut into his thoughts.

“I’m coming,” Yu Wenzhou answered, gathering his notebook and pen and quickly walking toward the door. The trainee was holding the door open as he waited, and Yu Wenzhou noticed that the fingers of his right hand were moving restlessly on the doorknob, as though controlling a mouse or tapping a keyboard.

“Your hand speed’s pretty high,” Yu Wenzhou smiled, seeing that restless hand.

“I’d rather discuss that topic with Shaotian…” the boy said.

Yu Wenzhou chuckled; he was well known within Blue Rain for his inescapably slow hand speed, no matter how hard he trained. Of course, by now, no one would think to mock him for it. Despite this handicap, he still won many matches in their circle with this kind of APM. He demonstrated remarkable talent that was more than enough to make up for his weakness.

As for this trainee, he wasn’t really insulting Yu Wenzhou with that comment; he was simply the mischievous type. Captain Fang Shijing had mentioned that he liked this trainee’s style, and Yu Wenzhou suspected that this was a major reason for his recruiting this youth from the Challenger League into the Blue Rain training camp.

However, even just considering raw skill and potential, there was nothing to criticize about Captain Fang Shijing’s choice.

“If we only consider right hand APM, his hand speed is even higher than Shaotian’s.” This was one of Fang Shijing’s important evaluations of him, and indeed it was the case.

Yu Wenzhou didn’t otherwise respond to the trainee’s teasing. “Let’s go, Fang Rui,” he said to him as he walked out the door.

Blue Rain, R&D department.

For any professional team, the technical department was the most heavily guarded secret area. Information on how the team’s silver equipment was developed, or the specifics of their stats, could not under any circumstances be allowed to leak to the public.

After Wei Chen pulled the prodigy Huang Shaotian into Blue Rain’s training camp, Blue Rain’s technical team gained a new top priority – developing the silver equipment for Huang Shaotian’s Blade Master, Troubling Rain.

And today, they completed the most important piece of this most important work.

The weapon!

A self-made weapon belonging to Troubling Rain alone, a silver weapon, was finally created.

This wasn’t something that an ordinary Glory player could have made by just throwing together rare materials in the editor. Most silver weapons made by ordinary players weren’t any different from normal weapons, aside from the silver-colored name. But this was a true silver weapon, one that elevated its user’s stats far beyond what any normal weapon could hope to accomplish.

When Yu Wenzhou and Fang Rui entered, they found the room completely silent. Everyone was crowded around one computer, and most didn’t even bother to look up at the sound of their entrance. Those that did only glanced over before quickly turning back.

With effort, the two of them maneuvered through the crowd to a vantage point from which they could see the screen.

The screen displayed this precious weapon – a light saber, slowly rotating. The blade looked like a crystal raindrop, elongated and sharpened; it glowed with threads of pale blue light and wisps of icy mist.

The silence in the room lasted for an indeterminable amount of time before it was finally broken by Huang Shaotian, who, despite his talkative mouth, had only one word to say.

“Amazing.”

Standing right beside him, Captain Fang Shijing said to him, “Try it out.”

Huang Shaotian nodded sharply. In a flurry of movement, he equipped the weapon on his character and entered a match in the Arena.

When the battle began, no one paid attention to his poor opponent or his class; they only saw the flashes of blue light from the sword in Troubling Rain’s hand. They watched it dance, jump, kill. Blood droplets scattered across the ground as his opponent fell.

“This is fantastic!” This time, Huang Shaotian said three words, and he jumped up onto his chair. “With him, next season I’ll give them a show! What Battle God, King of Fighting, Blood and Blossoms, Magician… Just you all wait!”

“Alright!” No one moved to stop Huang Shaotian’s excited movement. All of the Blue Rain members, staff and players alike, had been awaiting this day for a long time.

This season, Wei Chen had retired, Fang Shijing had stepped up, Blue Rain hadn’t even made it to the playoffs. To outsiders, it seemed as though this team’s days of being a powerhouse were over, that they were now fading from the spotlight.

But no one at Blue Rain believed this.

Even if their record this season was poor, even if they were forgotten this summer. No matter what, they had faith that Blue Rain would have an era that belonged to them. And this era, with the birth of this silver weapon, was about to begin.

“It’s up to you, Shaotian!” one of the technical workers said, and others immediately voiced their agreement.

“Do you even need to say that? Of course!” said Huang Shaotian. But just that one battle wasn’t enough for him to fully try out this new weapon. He quickly sat back in his chair and entered a new battle, this time chattering away at the tech workers sitting near him as he experimented with his new capabilities.

By this time, Captain Fang Shijing had quietly made his way through the crowd to stand by Yu Wenzhou.

“Are you ready?” he asked, abruptly.

Yu Wenzhou turned to look at him. But Fang Shijing was staring out the window, gazing at that brilliant blue sky beyond.

“Yes,” answered Yu Wenzhou.

“Then it’s time to entrust this to you.” As he spoke, Fang Shijing’s gaze shifted down to his hand, and the account card it held. Without fanfare, this card was passed to its new owner.

“From today on, you are the captain of Team Blue Rain, user of the Warlock Swoksaar.”

*the original text said “诚然王杰希也不是百战百胜��但是竞技场上，从来没有这样的胜率，强如叶秋，也不可能。” which I read as something like “True, Wang Jiexi didn’t win every single battle. But the Arena had never seen this kind of win record before, and there was no way to surpass Ye Qiu.” But no matter how I looked at it, I couldn’t figure out how that sentence was true / made sense.

#quan zhi gao shou #qzgs #the king's avatar #tka #全职高手 #translation #mine #qzgs prequel #it's been a while and this isn't super new content so apologies #main novel takes priority #but there are only 3 chapters left! tbt when i said there was no way i'd do the whole thing lmao

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mandajiu · 2 years ago

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Something just so similar about these two. Gorgeous people inside and out with a quirky and sensitive nature. I love the way they talk each other up. Wu Lei steals my heart when he talks about or looks at Reba. Dilraba in turn shocked us all when she showed a softer dare I say almost coquettish side of her that few had seen before around WL. Something very special about those two! Their studios seem to be talking. Are they saving resources and styling the two together - looks like they are in the same wig, right?! I cannot wait to see them on a red carpet again, obviously I would love to see them show up together but this is a wild Bird Egg dream lol

I hope Wu Lei will one day meet his goal of wearing sports clothes to an award show. Comfort is important. I support you WL, but hope you are in a suit if you are able to come for Weibo night. You might just be taking a rest. We hope that you come, but understand if you need a vacation!

I'm thinking Reba will come in red, blue, or yellow. Who knows. She will kill it as she does every time. Just please be there! A red carpet is nothing without sister slays every time Dilraba Dimurati! Please come as a girl this time and let your brother side come out for something else. Yes, you are very handsome, but let us see the queen. I only say these things about one lady and that is Dilraba. I could care less about hair, makeup, or award shows otherwise.

#Dilraba #迪丽热巴 #WuLei #吴磊 #3088

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astrofireworks · 7 years ago

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cha eunwoo | astro

An introduction to Astro, lights of our lives, for new Arohas!

(done with @rockoaroundthechristmastree, @rockytheastroid, @astrofireworks, @jinwoosmile, @ongbins and @jakganim)

masterlist

Born 30 March 1997

Gunpo child

How to recognise Eunwoo: look for a literal angel there you go there he is

Literally looks the same in all his eras bc he looks good with dark hair and fantagio Knows it

^ At time of writing anyway; he just came out with light brown hair for dream pt. 02′s jacket and everyone is fucKIN SHOOKT

Fuckin unreal smdh

Baby: light blue car

Visual 3/6

@jakganim (in a fic LOL but it was FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY PUNY LIL HEART) said once that Eunwoo’s as beautiful outside as he is on the inside and honestly i’ve never heard a sentence that describes eunwoo so perfectly

in short, a heart as radiant and beautiful as he appears????

Researches everything bc he’s a diligent and worried bub

Whatever shows he goes on???? He researches them

researched every single person going on law of the jungle and also researched what the climate was going to be like and how to build different things

researched the MCs he was going on with when he went on Happy Together 3 and got exposed they read his unfiltered notes out loud in detail he got so shy ajsdfhlaskjd

researched everyone in crime scene 3 because he didn’t want to make a fool of himself

got so nervous about variety show training programme bc they didn’t let him know who was going to be on the show with him so he couldn’t research them

puts so much effort into things what the fuck !

Real Name: Lee Dong Min

Nickname: Buttmin (Lee Dongmin: 이동민) where second letter 동 sounds similar to the second letter in butt (엉덩이) because he thought he had a big butt asjdhlfakjsd

he can spell his name with his butt thanks variety show training

Actor

Was MJ in The Best Hit/Hit the Top (and the members made jokes about it)

had a thing with the members where they’d call him Fake MJ

Starred in their webdrama To Be Continued as the “lead” but not really (cries forever)

Was part of a miniseries called “Replies that Make us Flutter” where they took send-in answers for topics and incorporated them into short drama episodes.

Bin starred in one with him as well. He tried to be a bad boy that hated Eunwoo. It was not convincing.

Won Male CF Star at the MTN Broadcast CF Festival

He’s currently in Revenge Note as the “leader” of Astro, it’s weird

#SmartBoi

goes to Sungkyungkwan uni, prestigious uni in SK

was also the top 3rd student in his school AND was student body president in middle school i’m truly weeping

Introduced on a few shows with the hashtag #차파고 (Cha-pha Go, a spin on Alpha Go) because he’s so damn diligent and detailed

Also went on 1 v 100 with bin and mj but he got into the finals/semi-finals WOW WE STAN BRAINS AND BEAUTY

Knows japanese and chinese and is nearly fluent in english bless his heart

Also speaks Chinese because his younger brother studies in China

DONGHWIIIIIIIIIIIII

Cute as fuck during new year’s when the rest of astro were in the fantz celebrating new year’s he went home to visit his brother bc he came back from china so he video called into vapp

I need to stop saying fantz someone shoot me i started ironically and now i can’t stop

Once upon a time was in the jungle with Yuri, apparently picked up aegyo there

Gets made fun of all the time by astro for the aegyo asjdfkhlskjd they make him sing the aegyo song literally every time

And they annoy him by singing it too

Always gets iconic lines / killing parts in songs

내꺼할래 !! (wanna be mine?)

같이 갈래? (let’s go together?)

Iconic line in polaris

Here’s a compilation you didn’t know you needed

Again made fun of by astro for doing the 같이 갈래

That one astro play where he’s just talking and then lil bitches sanha and jinjin pop up behind him and go 같이 갈래!!! and he just looks so done

The centre of all of Astro’s arm symbol formations

Makes sure that you know who he is (bc he’s cHa-A e-EUN Wu-UU *thumps chest*)

This ALSO gets mimicked by the other members, and poor boy tried to chug a soda and do this as well but ended up burping on camera as a result ;v;

Also the stiffest dancer my poor son

Got sent on some programme for idols who can’t dance it was Hilarious

But he also put so much effort into it i’m rly crying he made sure to get help from rocko in dancing the choreography right ;;;;

And he’s improved so much i’m !!!!!! so proud he puts in so much effort and he works so hard and he practices so much fuck i’m emo

Literally ??? is perfect whatever he says his bad sides are are actually good points smdh

Was asked once if there was anything he couldn’t do, to which he replied that he wasn’t good at relationships and the MC replied that wtf it just made him more attractive

farewell i am on the floor crying

oh right okay yes one bad side:

MINIONS

Smdh he loves them so much

The glasses he wore in the cicada video

that one video of them playing with the minion helicopter

that MINION HAT

160108 DDOCA when they’re playing with the minion blanket and jinjin opens it up and promptly looks horrified

What the hell is this

European Bagel: once said he was eating an ‘european bagel’ on ok!ready episode 1 if anyone knows what that means pls let us know

He gets anxious about being a burden to astro

Talked about it in Astro Project watch at your own risk I cried

Listen he does so much he juggles acting and photoshoots for CFs and astro promotions he’s constantly trying to improve himself he’s never a burden and if there's one member in all of astro i want to hug and just !! tell him he's okay and that everything will be okay and tell him that he’s perfect and that he’s enough and deserves love it’d be Eunwoo for me ;;;;;;;;

Also Eunwoo: (sits quietly) / 5stro: let’s fuck with him

was playing with the ducks when jinjin and sanha come up behind him and screamed lmao he nearly fell on his face

A compilation or two… or three of Eunwoo being bothered by the other members lolol

Once Jinjin had to pull a secret camera on him and tell him that Astro accidentally broke a camera and without hesitating he offered to pay the full 1.5k$ that camera was worth adsfjkasd what a pure gullible bean ;A;

ICONIC BASEBALL DDOCA THAT SLAYED ALL THE BINU STANS THERE EVER WERE i’m writing this from the grave

Cutest whine? He goes like aaAAa or something like that idk but he does it when he gets annoyed it’s the cutest thing ;;;;;

Literally the (^▽^) face

Mouth opens up into a really wide triangle, width depends on how embarrassed he gets

My favourite laugh in the entire universe

heck I’m so in love,,,

LOVES KIDS

during one ASC a baby came on and asked all of astro to go to their house to play for christmas eunwoo got out of his seat right away he was 1000% ready to run out of the studio and hop on that airplane

Actually a lil bitch lmao

“Haha u were going 2 sleep?? Nah stay up & watch me on vlive fam”

Makes fun of hyung line’s height i live for this

After arohas missed the “MJ” during the first fanchant he joked saying “why don’t y’all just come in on ‘jinjin’ instead?” #LetMJLive2k17 also #LetArohasLive2k17

Voice like moonlight

Need him singing??? Here

Titles his v-lives “차은우의 Just one 10 minutes” but they’re never 10 minutes they’re nearly an hour long

His voice is just really really soothing and comforting and if you ever need something to calm you down when you’re upset or if you need a background voice for when you’re studying here he is

Singing voice has improved so so so so so so much from Spring Up, his live singing shakes me to the core

Also sang opera in ASC so really hoo boy he’s improved so much I’m so !!! :’)

Literally can we pause and take a moment to appreciate his baby photos I looked like a rat when I was younger and here he is, snatching,

My favourite baby ever ajkdlhsfakjsdf i lovE

Did some modelling campaigns pre-debut

Shara Shara

I bet you needed all these pictures in your life

Cute lotion video :’)

Still king of CFs he recently did a baskin robbins one (with Yoo Seung Ho)

It’s pretty funny

He’s so cute what the heck

After the whole thing, he got addicted to ice cream; he mentioned in a vlive that at some point he could just eat sandwiches and ice cream the whole day

But fantagio also probably feeds all of astro ice cream for breakfast so really,

A Lafuma ad with Seolhyun (AOA)

A Polham ad with Doyeon (Weki Meki)

A Ceci spread with Doyeon too!!

A Lotte Water Park ad with Sejeong (Gugudan)

Won an award for best male CF smdh

Wears frickin glasses and makes everyone cry

That one DDOCA where it’s him preparing for a hit the top shooting I would like you to know that this is coming to you from the grave

Got scouted by a Fantagio recruiter when he was in middle school, then bugged into joining the fantz

He was the school president, in the top three of the entire school, wanted Seoul National University to become a judge bless his fuckin heart

Apparently rejected Fantagio the first couple times they asked, but gave in bless him thank god

Astro claimed pre-debut walking anywhere with him meant everyone doing double-takes

Re-enacted on ok!ready: sanha and mj talking in a coffeeshop then stopping and sTARING THE FUCK OUT OF EUNWOO LMAO

Literally blew up on male-dominated sites for being PRETTIER THAN THE FEMALE MCs AT SHOW!MUCORE

So pretty that Hello Venus thought he was prettier than them when starring in their video

Some weibo arohas describe him as the kind of handsome where “even if you’re already married, you’d still take a second glance at him if you passed by him on the street” ("那种虽然有老公了但是对路过的帅哥还是想多看两眼的感觉") I 10000% agree

weibo arohas also call him "车车" car car / cha cha i'm fuckinjasdfkjdf

In case you wanted a heart attack

Labelled a “Face Genius”, but wants to be acknowledged for more than his looks

“Someone who’s more reliable than anyone else and who always gives his all to the people he treasures, who’s very hard on himself and there are times where it gets too much but because of that, he’s someone who’s detailed and earnest.” (creds to @astrotranslations)

Dony on Weekly Idol called Rowoon (SF9) a face genius once but Rowoon politely deferred and said that title belonged to Cha Eunwoo :’)

Said once in an interview that he’d take whoever he likes out to dinner, give them a necklace then confess asdjfhlaskjd a true romantic bby

Also said that he was an “FM” boyfriend (field manual) asjdhflaksjd my heart is weak don’t attack me like this

You know what, Binu gets a section to themselves smdh

Just so you know, arohas didn’t come up with the name ‘Binu’, they came up with it (”Team Soap”) themselves

explained it by saying 빈 (Bin) + 우 (Woo) = 비누 (Soap)

Roommates!!

Picked each other in OK!Ready and have been living in the same room ever since

in the recent Night Night show they did Eunwoo said that if he could pick roommates again, he’d still pick Bin

Is apparently scentless to Bin

Smdh we all know what habituation is it’s bc he smells Eunwoo too much Eunwoo doesn’t have a specific smell anymore

Also together like 24/7 stuck to each other’s side if you’re looking for eunwoo ever just look for bin you’ll find him there

Bin claims Eunwoo is the most beautiful creature on earth tbh same

“Is he really human? How can someone that looks like him exist?”

Eunwoo thinks Bin is the most handsome too I love supportive friendships ;u;

IS THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN WAKE BIN UP AMAZING

Literally though sanha and jinjin posted a twitter video of them trying to wake bin up it doesn’t work it apparently only works when eunwoo gets him to wake up

Sleeps through sanha and jinjin prodding him but wakes up when eunwoo starts talking in a vlive

Bin said in the harper’s bazaar interview that he doesn’t wake up when the manager calls him to get up but his eyes naturally open when he hears Eunwoo sighing (creds to @astrotranslations)

Bin’s mom even sent in a concern to hello counsellor bc he wouldn’t stop sleeping and couldn’t wake up so really… eunwoo = magic?

Want more Binu? Here, here and here!

Friends with Mingyu from Seventeen

Mingyu called him once for advice on what to bring to the jungle since he too was going on law of the jungle

Said in Night Night that he gets cold really easily

Yet in OK!Ready (as pointed out by @jinwoostro) he stood outside waiting for Jinjin and Sanha to come even though he was freezing ;u;

A sweetheart!! Who cares so much !!!! for other members!!!!!!

Listen this boy works so hard and he does so much for a 20 year old: he models, he acts, he’s learning 3 other languages for Aroha, he handles university courses AND he still keeps up with astro’s promotions I’m really crying he’s worked so hard he deserves the world

Im rly fukcing criyng i gotta sotp i love this boy,

#astro #astro cha eunwoo #eunwoo #cha eunwoo #lee dongmin #astro eunwoo #dream team #it's here yall this took forever to do lm a o #we started this before the comeback ws announced i believe #heck i scrolled back we started this 7 Oct it's now 22 Nov #im laughing o god #vivi yells into the void

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[171128] Do Kyungsoo, Music X Broadcast X Theatre ‘Generation Level' Best Newcomer All Kill

Since one can only receive the ‘Newcomer Award’ once in their life, it makes the award so very valuable. How much this actually means to an artiste differs from one individual to another, and could well surpass the emotions when receiving awards such as ‘Best Actor’ or even the ‘Daesang’, and this is applicable across both actors and singers. Furthermore, being the acknowledged ‘rookie representative’ in not just one arena, but across all the areas that he’s challenged, how much more would one feel? This is the story of D.O. (birth name: Do Kyungsoo), who’s debut as a member of EXO-K and also active as an actor.

Back in Year 2012, SM Entertainment, who has previously groomed groups such as H.O.T., Shinhwa and S.E.S, debuted a new boy group that promoted as EXO-K within South Korea and EXO-M in China. In 2013, the group actually ended a 12-year physical album draught by scoring million album sales, and since then set the record of quadruple million seller through their 4 full length albums that followed, and the group has since been referred to as record selling legends. D.O. debuted as part of EXO-K, and had received ‘Rookie Singer Award’ (19th Korean Entertainment Art Awards), ‘Best New Asian Artist Group’ (14th Mnet Asian Music Awards), ‘Newcomer Award’ (27th Golden Disc Awards) and ‘New Artist Award’ (22nd Seoul Music Awards) respectively. Thereafter, EXO had demonstrated the majesty of the group by receiving ‘Daesangs’ for 5 years consecutively.

Being the main vocalist and naturally one of the core existence within the group, it was hence most unexpected that D.O. actually debuted in the acting scene. However, his appearance as Han Kangwoo, the mysterious character for SBS drama <It's Okay, It's Love> in 2014, totally won over the prejudice towards the acting calibre of "actdols". In the same year, he had then received 'Best Newcomer' in the 3rd APAN Star Awards through this project, achieving recognition for his work.

He's also currently broadening his spectrum of activities in the theatre scene. From his initial appearance in <Cart> (2014) to <Unforgettable> (2016), <My Annoying Brother> (2016), <Room No.7> (2017) and the upcoming <With God> (2017) that will release in December, he has challenged a variety of roles. In the 38th Blue Dragon Film Awards, he was awarded 'Best Newcomer' through <My Annoying Brother>, and has now received recognition in yet another arena. Rookie awards are so very difficult to receive even once. Simultaneously active in the three arenas of music, broadcast and theatre, he now holds the title of the 'Best Newcomer' triple crown.

Cr: OSEN (2017.11.28) Chi Trans: weibo @都暻秀后援会_DohKyungsooCN Eng Trans: twitter @enthralleddd (for twitter @KyungsooTrans & IG @channel930112)

#dks news #dks awards #38th blue dragon film awards #do kyungsoo #kyungsoo #d.o.#exo #actorsoo #performersoo #도경수 #디오 #도배우 #엑소

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Another fan radio drama.

In a nutshell: When Pro Players discover BL fics about themselves, their chatroom explodes.

This is not as epic as Chaos on Weibo. Just a lighthearted one on the topic of BL. Not really BL itself, though it’s hinting/joking about it. So if that’s not you cup of tea, you should now stop here.

None of the voices here appear in the donghua. And it’s not as well put together as others I’ve came across. But still quite funny in its own way. Especially the songs.

Did I mention the songs? XD I swear the ED is the whole reason why I am even linking and translating this radio drama in the first place. If I have to go through that, everyone has to go through that!

Translation after the break. Enjoy~~

*slight spoilers about final team members

original video：http://www.bilibili.com/video/av2641931/

Opening (the doraemon song):

Every match is a different style

The honourable China Team is the strongest

Because they have a legendary Leader

Championship is no longer a dream

Group Competition round is 3-0

Opponents fully annihilated in Team Competition

Whoever don't submit to Leader Ye Xiu can bring it to the arena

The cleric also does DPS

The swordsman talks till he is out of breath

Watch my Dragon Raising Head!

Ah ah ah, China Team is with you

Entering the Hall of Fame

insert advertisement (fake):

This video is brought to you by Glory Alliance - Top 5 Teams Hand Cream.

"Each of the top five teams has developed a hand-cream for lazy hands cancer. Your lazy hands will never be a problem again."

-Glory Pro Players Chat Group-

Huang Shaotian: Fuck x7! Who the hell did this? WTFWTFWTF? Come on out and I will fucking kill them!

Zhang Jiale: Huang Shaotian, what's wrong?

Fang Rui: I smell something brewing

Huang Shaotian: Fuck x7! Hear me out! Isn't it holiday now? So I went home! And I had nothing better to do so I went on the Glory Forums with my tablet! And I see a thread that is right on top so I naturally clicked on the link! And then I am blinded! WTF! WTH is this thing? Can anyone explain this?!!

Ye Xiu: Calm down, Great Sword Saint. Tell us what did you see?

Huang Shaotian: Take a look yourselves, I don't wanna talk about it.

[Glory Fanfic Area. Yu/Huang, Han/Ye,Twin Flowers, All/Ye, Zhou/Ye, Twin Ghosts Yu/Ye, Ye/Lan, Ye/Huang etc....]

Zhang Jiale: This...

Ye Xiu: Tsk.

Yu Wenzhou: Hehe

Su Mucheng: Eh...? This... @Windy Rain @Soft Mist @Sound Dust

Dai Yanqi: Eh....?

Chu Yunxiu: Eh....?

Tang Rou: Eh....?

Fang Rui: Those above are definitely fishy

Huang Shaotian: Fuck! That's disgusting disgusting disgusting x10!!!

Yu Wenzhou: Shaotian, you feel disgusted with homosexuals?

Ye Xiu: WTF Yu Wenzhou, ur hand is up to speed 0.0

Fang Rui: WTF Captain Yu! 0.0

Wang Jiexi: OMG Captain Yu!

Huang Shaotian: No no no no no! AARRRGHH! No, Captain, that's not what I mean! No matter what I should still be the one on top alright alright alright?! What the hell is with Ye/Huang? Fuck x10!

Dai Yanqi: Here's the link. No need to thank me~

Su Mucheng: Oh? Hehe

Chu Yunxiu: Ohoho

Sun Zheping: WTF!

Zhang Jiale: WTF!!

Wang Jiexi: WTF!!!

Sun Xiang: WTF!!!!

Zhou Zekai: ...... ......

Fang Rui: Zhou Zekai is so freaked out that he double the number of ellipses!

Li Xuan: What in the world are all these?

Han Wenqing: What are all these rubbish!?

Ye Xiu: Tsk tsk tsk. This is too scary. Even I was freaked out.

Ye Xiu: How is it Old Han? Even you went to take a look?

Wei Chen: This this this this this what is this?! This straight and unbending body of mine has been defiled! But the part where Old Ye begged me is really invigorating!

[Windward Formation sends a file - (Wei/Ye) My Love Is Only In Your Eyes.txt]

[Windward Formation is banned by the administrator]

Huang Shaotian: The hell? Hahahahahaha! Ye Xiu you are really shameless! Hahahahahaha! You've actually abusing your position as the admin to boot Boss Wei out! Hahahaha!

Zhang Xinjie: Lights candle

Ye Xiu: Hehe, Master Shaotian

[Lord Grim sends a file - (Yu/Huang High H) The Daily Lives Of Blue Rain Couple.txt]

[Lord Grim sends a file - (Yu/Huang High H) What Can Be Done In The Training Room.txt]

[Lord Grim sends a file - (Yu/Huang SM) How To Train Your Trash Talker.txt]

Huang Shaotian: Fuck x5! Ye Xiu you are shameless shameless shameless! Let's PKPKPKPKPKPKPK I will kill you! Don't read! Don't read them you hear!!! Nobody! Reads! Them!

Zhang Jiale: *lights many candles*

Sun Zheping: *lights many candles*

Tang Hao: Chatterbox, I light a candle for you

Sun Xiang: Chatterbox, I light a candle for you

Xiao Shiqin: Huang Shao, here's a candle

Wang Jiexi: Huang Shao, here's a candle

Huang Shaotian: WTFx3 Captain what in the world are you downloading!!!!??? Bulk list of fics ahhhh??? Captain, noooo what’s going on this shouldn’t be I need to calm down aaaahhhhh!!!

Ye Xiu: Captain Yu is a beast under gentlemanly clothes

Fang Rui: Captain Yu is a beast under gentlemanly clothes

Sun Zheping: Captain Yu is a beast under gentlemanly clothes

Zhang Jiale: Captain Yu is a beast under gentlemanly clothes

Sun Xiang: Captain Yu is a beast under gentlemanly clothes

Huang Shaotian: !!!!

Ye Xiu: Whatever could have freaked out the usual Master Shaotian to be silent, I think I am onto something.

Fang Rui: I think I am onto something.

Dai Yanqi: I think I am onto something.

Su Mucheng: I think I am onto something.

Li Xuan: I think I am onto something.

Yu Wenzhou: Hehe

[Swoksaar sends a file – (Ye/All) [High H] 2014-2015 Master-list of Fic.rar]

[Swoksaar sends a file – (all/Ye) [Warning Extreme Hardcore] Pinning Down The Glory Textbook.txt]

[Swoksaar sends a file – (tentacle/Ye) Touch Of Love.txt]

Zhang Jiale: WTF! SM fic masterlist! *lights many candles*

Han Wenqing: ......

Sun Zheping: Tactics players are truly black-hearted

Huang Shaotian: Well done, Captain!!!!!

Li Xuan: Tentacles *candle*

Fang Rui: Tentacles *candle*

Zhang Xinjie: Tentacles *candle*

Mo Fan: Tentacles *candle*

Ye Xiu: Tsk, Old Wei, you are even using Mo Fan's account to pollute the environment?

[Deception is banned by the administrator]

Zhang Jiale: WTF hahaha what the hell is this

[Hundred Blossoms sends a file – (Han/Zhang) You Are The Brightest Light In My Eyes.txt]

[Hundred Blossoms sends a file – (Han/Zhang) Pushing Down My Personal Cleric.txt]

Zhang Xinjie: I need time alone to cool down *facepalm*

[Hundred Blossoms sends a file – (Zhang/Han) [Younger Seme, High H, Role Reversal] Who Says Tyranny’s Tough Guy Can’t Be Uke.txt]

Ye Xiu: Let him off, he is still a kid *candle*

Li Xuan: Let him off, he is still a kid *pffft*

Wang Jiexi: Let him off, he is still a kid *pffft*

Tang Hao: Let him off, he is still a kid *pffft*

Yu Wenzhou: Let him off, he is still a kid *^_^*

[Cloud Piercer sends a file – (Zhou/Ye) [Warning ABO] My Omega Is A Heavy Smoker.txt]

[Cloud Piercer sends a file – (Zhou/Ye) [ABO Setting] Our Glory.txt]

Zhou Zekai: *shy face*

Sun Xiang: WTF Zhou Zekai you!

Ye Xiu: …… Freaked out to the point of becoming a Zhou Zekai

Li Xuan: …… Freaked out to the point of becoming a Zhou Zekai

Wang Jiexi: …… Freaked out to the point of becoming a Zhou Zekai

Tang Hao: …… Freaked out to the point of becoming a Zhou Zekai

Fang Rui: …… Freaked out to the point of becoming a Zhou Zekai

Zhang Xinjie: …… Freaked out to the point of becoming a Zhou Zekai

Huang Shaotian: …… Freaked out to the point of becoming a Zhou Zekai

Ye Xiu: Even the great Master Shaotian is frightened into shutting his mouth. Xiao Zhou is so cute, hoho (fic’s quite well written) *shy face*

Han Wenqing: Ye Xiu, Let’s have a chat.

Ye Xiu: Hey Hey Old Han, what’s that for? I didn’t offend you don’t shoot the wrong guy! See, I covered for you just now when you banned Old Wei and Mo Fan for sending those files. What are you jealous about?

Chu Yunxiu: This is quite a lot of info to take in

Dai Yanqi: This is quite a lot of info to take in

Zhang Jiale: Where did Ye Xiu disappear to?

Su Mucheng: If I recall correctly… I remember… That he mentioned on the first day of the break… Captain Han invited him to go to City Q?

Chu Yunxiu: Yoooooooooooooo

Dai Yanqi: Yoooooooooooooo, I am brimming with ideas

Fang Rui: WTF Su Mucheng, I saw everything. Your screen is showing the interface for author login!

Su Mucheng: Opps, I’ve been exposed. Yunxiu Yunxiu! Xiao Dai, Rou Rou, shall we advertise our round robin fic?

Sun Zheping: I don’t want to talk to you guys.

Zhang Jiale: I don’t want to talk to you guys.

Tang Hao: I don’t want to talk to you guys.

Sun Xiang: I don’t want to talk to you guys.

Li Xuan: I don’t want to talk to you guys.

Zhang Xinjie: I don’t want to talk to you guys.

Wang Jiexi: I don’t want to talk to you guys.

Huang Shaotian: I don’t want to talk to you guys!!!

Su Mucheng: There’s no smoke without fire. Look at Du Ming, he is probably the straightest guy in the whole of Glory. Even we can’t do anything about that.

Chu Yunxiu: Even we can’t do anything about that.

Tang Rou: Even we can’t do anything about that.

Du Ming: ......

Dai Yanqi: I just want to light a candle for Ye Xiu now, and then go on to write a Han/Ye!

-end-

ED song:

(translator note - If I have to listen to this, I need to drag everyone down with me. =v=) Original song is 辭めてやるよ歌い手なんか

I give up I quit

So tiring just to play Glory

The fuck I put in effort to enter World Champ, what for

It’s the end, Owatta,

Might as well GG

Wasted my new keyboard, changed my card

I am going home

It’s not like I was without pressure before the match

Digging up all the (competition) videos to study

Of all the ones out there, I’d find Blue Rain

And now my vison has dropped

Team Captain is handicapped yet he still plays

Tactics and strategies are his true strength

But there’s no point saying that now

You have to know, that there’s three more people

Even more beautifully cruel

The Cleric is able to fight one on one like a Berserker

No need for healing and a bunch of speech bubbles as cover

And a Classless as reserve filled with cheating hacks

Look at myself what am I playing

My results are all trash

Might as well GG

I give up I quit playing

A bunch of BUG is too scary

The fuck Qigong Brawler and girls fiercer than guys

I am dead, no more health

I give up completely I quit

What’s the point of competing when I am killed before completing my moves

I give up I quit

Tortured everyday, it’s so tiring

The fuck I put in effort

What the hell is that Classless?!!

It’s the end, the team annihilated

Quickly pack and go back home

Wh-at~ the~ fuck!

(￣ω￣)

#the king's avatar #quan zhi gao shou #全职高手 #qzgs #fan radio drama #translation #when pro-players discover bl fics #ooc & crack everywhere #enter at your own risk #i wonder if those fics really exist

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accio-victuuri · 4 years ago

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A Love Story in 3 parts.

Disclaimer : Everything is fake. Or is it? 👀

Why the month of June is always very interesting. basically an excuse to try making a timeline of 1 month spanning three years before I attempt to do the 2017-2020 timeline. the keyword there is ATTEMPT.

﹌﹌Part I: June 2018 ﹌﹌

This is a popular guess on the month that they actually got together— as far as acknowledging that they’re NOT bros. Keep in mind that these two supposedly first met on 3/14/2017 with no interactions or even eye contact ( as per Web). After that, they meet again 4/2018 as CQL started shooting.

That’s two months of interaction. We have different timelines in our head with them, so you can interpret this as A.) they hit it off really quickly that’s why it only took a little time for their feelings to go THERE. B.) they are lying liars who lie and have been in contact from 2017-2018.

• 6.2.2018 - Shooting of LWJ and WWX in the rain. • 6.3.2018 - Produce 101 Performance! Yes, the same one where GG was a mentor and they acted like they didn’t know each other. Famous for moments such as:

Glancing at each other even if separated by people. + Sharing an earpiece. GG smiling while watching Web Dance.

Here is the whole episode

• 6.3.2018 - TTXS episode airing where Web gives love clues, where he says it depends on how he feels. Also that when he’s 40, he wants a kid and a dog.

• 6.9.2018 - GG’s interview with him showing how much of a Libra he is.

• 6.10.2018 - TTXS episode airing where Cheng Xiao is a guest and she proceeds to be Web’s good bro by exposing him ; saying he’s a Monk.

• 6.11.2018 - Interview with Popular highlight, Web mentions GG for the first time while looking THIS good. The Audacity. Honestly. 🤦🏻‍♀‍

He talked about how long GG’s lines are compared to him, especially when they highlight it on their script books.

• 6.14.2018 - Shooting of Cold Pond Cave scene ; Then clinging to each other amidst the cold water. If you watched the new BTS from fansites, there is a 🔞scene here. Pertaining to the M*gnum W*ng.

• 6.16.2018 - Shooting guns at each other and dancing to Black Pink’s Ddu Ddu.

• { VERY IMPORTANT DATE} 6.18.2018 is when they shot this scene. GG is looking all wet, with mud on his face but Web just says he still looks handsome with no make up on. Also, CAN WE TAKE A SECOND AND WEEP at how GG looks at Web here. His eyes. Wow. He clearly adores Web at this point.

• They also shot WWX handing Zongzi to LWJ.

• Later that day, they ate together. They were photographed by paps who thought Web was going out with a girl. The produced and director of CQL was also there.

• GG then posted this on Weibo on 20:18 “love you yibo” as a greeting for the Festival. Web took the picture, according to me. I’m the curtain.

• 6.19.2018 - The next day, Web is photographed at the airport with the same clothes. This is also the first appearance of his white Nike Bag. He had to go and film an episode of Happy Camp.

AND OUR BOI WAS ABSOLUTELY GLOWING IN THAT EPISODE. Watch it english subbed here.

• 6.22.2018 - a supposedly important day too as they cued 622 a couple of times. This is a good read on that.

﹌﹌ Part II: June 2019 ﹌﹌

• 6.1.2019 - GG interview with cosmo where he sings Kepler. • 6.2.2019 - Web attending Yuehua family concert • 6.15.2019 - Web in extreme youth press conference wearing a questionable spongebob shirt.

• {VERY IMPORTANT DATE} 6.19.2019 - First appearance of Web’s ox head necklace via a picture of him in an airport, at Chongqing.

• 6.19.2019 - GG posts an ad for Qeelin on his instagram account. ( which is now non existent since it was hacked incase you didn’t know). Qeelin Bo is significant to BJYX, you can check it on my jewelry post.

• 6.21-6.22 2019 - Web posted himself practicing skateboard.

• 6.25.2019 - They both posted on their Weibo about their joint Bazaar Magazine cover. This was re-released and became bazaar’s #1 e-magazine issue.

• 6.27.2019 - They both post about the premiere of CQL! 💚❤️

• 6.28.2019 - Web posts himself as LWJ, saying rabbits are cute.

• 6.30.2019 - Web attends Yuehua annual party as Spiderman (into the spider verse).

﹌﹌ Part III: June 2020 ﹌﹌

• 6.5.20 - GG posts after a long time of silence with a picture of blue sky. Captioning it with : “Blue skies and white clouds, what do you see?” more on the significance of blue sky and white clouds with BYX here. • 6.9.20 - XZ studio posts a video about GG’s daily life, giving us a glimpse of what he was doing. • 6.12.20 - We finally get a selfie from GG! He mentions on his caption that his hair is getting long. There is a CPN on this that the shirt he is wearing is a couple shirt from trasher which matches Web’s. Also, as people match the scenery posts on this, it matches with Web’s filming locations.

• 6.13.20 - GG Douyin update, making orange juice like a pro. CPN on this is that the place he is filming at is pretty similar to Web’s house. But let’s not go there.

• 6.18.20 - Another artwork post from GG.

• 6.20.20 - Himalaya releases a CF for their new endorser, Wang Yibis. THIS CF ANS EVERYTHING ABOUT IT KILLED US. Starting with Web’s post, “Some words, even if I don’t say it, u guys will know. This is our tacit understanding. Love is like this. Accompanying everyday.”

and this parallel, >>

• 6.21.20 - Web video doing an Ollie (skateboard trick). People were speculating where he actually is on this one. most probably just him enjoying his down time and probably Lele taking that video. • 6.25.20 - GG posts an artwork of zongzi along with an actual one for dragon boat festival. People have analyzed the little drawings and noted one looks like him & the other as Web.

• AND FINALLY, this year’s Dragon Boat Festival gave way to the crazy fake rumor of them getting “engaged” + buying a house and car. When this came out, it was such a sweet fanfic— but with how the fake rumors becoming true lately— this is now very scary 👀.

CPN is that they spent this year’s Dragon boat festival together because of this clue. (Let me copy my own post) -->>

This started with GG’s post and the background being compared to one of Web’s cast-mate, Wang Hao Xuan.

What gets me is the caption saying, “stuff that happens at work is a secret”. / “someone became super talkative while eating zongzi” What? Why? Who do we know is quiet but becomes really talkative when with his GG? WANG YIBIS.

Post-shoot, The director attended SDOC 3 finals too! To support Web. Plus Web’s message for the wrap was sweet. I felt like they really took care of him and will not say anything that will bring him down.

@p-h03n1-x - added a few more details on the posts particularly : Web’s popular highlight interview, video of DD almost going to GG’s care and heading back to trailer together.

BONUS THROWBACK 6.1.2017.

Both of them posted selfies on that day, talking about 6/1 but there’s no event to celebrate on China on that day.

@choke-and-dye added an explanation for these:

AND THAT’S IT <3 If you made it this far, Thank you. old time bxgs won’t see anything new in this post (probably) but I hope you still enjoyed it. Let’s see what happens on June 2021 and onwards. :)) Also, if it takes this long just to create one month, how long with it be for their whole timeline so far. LOL. T.T

EDITED 11/10/2020 4:28 AM

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joshpup · 7 years ago

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Beginners Guide to Memeteen

No one asked for this, but i made it anyways

General Info:

So the memeteen group signed under Pledis which also has Pristin, Nu’est, Orange Caramel and After School (Everyone has issues with Pledis don’t even get us started about them).

Group name Seventeen with 13 members because 13 members, 3 units and 1 team equals 13 (also originally they had 17 members but this works too).

They finally debuted on May 26, 2015 after being pushed back for far to long

debuted with the amazing song Adore U, and so far have had 8 comebacks: Mansae, Pretty U, Very Nice, Boom Boom, Don’t Want to Cry, Clap, Thanks, Oh My!

They also have an mv for their song Healing, Love Letter, Shining Diamond, Smile Flower, and Q&A (just scoups, woozi and vernon), Change Up (scoups, woozi, and hoshi)

Have 9 amazing albums: 17 Carat, Boys Be, Love & Letter (Repackaged), Going Seventeen, A|1, Teen,Age, Director’s Cut , and You Make My Day (buy the albums tho)

They made their Japanese debut on May 16, 2018 with Call Call Call! and released an album called We Make You

Units

Hip-Hop Unit:

Scoups (leader), Wonwoo, Mingyu, Vernon

-created the masterpiece that is Check-In

Mansae Hip Hop Ver.

Trauma MV

Vocal Unit:

Woozi (leader), Jeonghan, Joshua, Dk, Seungkwan

-created the masterpiece that is Chocolate

Adore U Acoustic Ver.

Very Nice Acoustic Ver.

Pinwheel MV

Performance Unit:

Hoshi (leader), Jun, The8, Dino

Adore U Perf Ver.

Mansae Perf Ver.

-created the masterpiece that is Highlight rip carats

Lilili Yabbay MV

Seventeen-BSS

Hoshi, DK, Seungkwan

Just Do It

Just Do It Dance Practice

Members

Scoups/Seungcheol {info} aka the dad

-So he’s the leader of memeteen, #1 dad lets be real, longest trainee in svt, someone please give this boy a puppy he just needs a dog in his life okay. super sweet and caring, best leader ever honestly no one else could handle those other 12 boys.

-appeard in Nu’est Face MV, After School Blue’s ‘Wonder Boy’ MV, Happy Pledis ‘Love Letter’ MV (pledis boys ver)

Jeonghan {info} aka the mom

-one of his nicknames in angel, but don’t let that fool you, he’s a swindler. Will not hesitate to cheat watch out for this one. sleeps everywhere possible anytime possible. each comeback his hair gets shorter, lets just hope he doesn’t go bald. Exo’s Sehuns worst nightmare.

Joshua/Jisoo {info} aka the church boy

-Instagram

-Oh shua, our beloved meme and church oppa this is a very dead joke now plz dont use it but if you see it thats shua. 1/2 of american line. Seems quiet and normal but the longer you know him the weirder you realise he truely is. Has a weird obsession with aliens (1,2) Stan talent, stan pindropping shua. huge anime lover. He has also had pink and purple hair and every carat cried

-beautifully covered Overcome with Nu’est’s Minhyun

-The jokes that never die: Drink water, not Alcohol, when in doubt, sings Sunday Morning, and his crappy beautiful rapping

Jun/Junhui {info} aka the real mom of the group

-Crazy for you cover

-1/2 of china line. Best eye rolls the world will ever know. people call him greasy, hes not reall but whatever. very sassy. his legendary part in Mansae that makes him look like the McDonalds logo. Also the time he dressed up in an actually carrot costume.

Films: The Pye-Dog {pt.1 pt.2} (sorry i couldn’t find it in one part), Ip Man: The Legend Is Born, Intouchable (a series)

Hoshi/Soonyoung {info} aka naega hosh

-Okay so choreographs all their dances goals so naturally, best dancer ever. LOUD. Also shinee’s biggest fanboy, if you thought that you were shinees biggest fan ur wrong its Hosh proof: 1, 2, 3. a cute little hamster i die everyday. 10 hours 10 minutes. Black belt in Taekwondo... why dont we ever get to see anything ??

-appered in Nu’est Face MV, and Hello Venus Venus MV

Wonwoo {info} aka rbf master

-was originally a singer, but switched to rapping before debuting, so not only does wonu have an amazing voice but can rap suuuuuper well, and can easily switch between the two its stunning. always calm and usually has an rbf but hes actaully really fun love our emo wonwoo. kinda reminds me of a sloth but i love him even more becasue of that lol

-appered in Nu’est Face MV, and Hello Venus Venus MV

Woozi/Jihoon {info} aka smol fairy devil

-fear him. He may look tiny and soft but he will crush you. Composes almost all of svt’s songs. Super cute and hes coming to except this as time goes on lmao. shortest member. one of the big reasons svt became a self producing group

- first to get a solo in svt called Simple

-appered in Nu’est Face MV, and Hello Venus Venus MV

Dk/Seokmin {info} aka literal sunshine

the sunshine of svt, always smiling. i saw a video of him crying once and my world shattered. LOUD pt2. super funny i love him. one of the most stable vocals in svt. can hit those high notes like nobody else.

-has this beautiful cover

Mingyu {info} aka gaint germ

-Instagram

-walking puppy? yes actually he is. also a gaint germ (1,2) so get ready. sneezes everywhere then touches everything. can go from cute to sexy with no time in between its insane. If he’s not your bias he’s your bias wrecker. Wild orange hair durning Check In era end everyone made fun of him or loved it no in between.

-Svt’s personal hairstylist

-appered in Nu’est Face MV, and Hello Venus Venus MV

The8/Minghao {info} aka arthao

-Instagram

-Literally has become the biggest artist in the world what an icon

-other half of chine line. last member to join the group. He did b-boying in china for like 6 years. here is baby hao b-boying at age 12 (he’s the tallest skinny guy and also the leader). crazy good Martial arts skills. comes off super cute a fluffy and sweet with that voice and all but a serious thug tho like 1, 2, 3

Seungkwan {info} aka future mc

-Instagram

Boo Seungkwan our sassy little guy that i love more than life itself. LOUD pt3. gonna star in the next hollywood film because of his flawless acting. Also one of the most stable vocals in svt. hits high notes so easily its not fair (like in pretty u i died). a cutie from jeju. Koreas next best MC watch out world Seungkwan is coming. pretty much helps set the happy fun tone in svt

-covered Beautiful Tomorrow perfectly

Vernon/Hansol {info} aka the living meme

oh vernon. other half of american line. best friends with Seungkwan. literally a walking meme. anything he does is dumb and i love it. example: his weird dance from Boom Boom. lots of Hotline Bling. His iconic: “mom, i won this.” terrible hair durning mansae era

-was on “Kids Explore Life” when he was little. Also a contestant on ‘JTBC Made in U’ .... headlines headlines ....

-appeared on one of Eric Nams Can’t Help Myself stages and Hello Venus ‘Venus’ MV, Sickness ft. Eunwoo of Pristin

Dino/Chan {info} aka the baby

The baby of the group. Once a baby always a baby. Dino, nugu aegi? tragic hair durning mansae era as well. best glow up of the world let me tell you i called this. Like if you think jungkook of bts had a glow up time to meet Lee Chan because his was more intense and if not faster. Fresh out of High school and living life large lol

-This amazing fancam

-his song Zero (here is the performance) and you can bet i cried when i heard this. He grew up so fast T.T

Other

Active Twitter Fansites

Seventeen’s One Fine Day: Season 1: {1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9}, Season 2

Best Stages

Girl Group Medley / Relay

Sorry Sorry cover

Happiness

Tell Me (Immortal Songs)

Boy Group Remix

Bindaetteok Gentleman

My Ears Candy (Jun and Mingyu)

My Ears Candy (Seungkwan and DK)

Who (performance unit) oddly enough this song isn’t talked about much, i think it killed every carat cause it killed me

Decalcomanie

and some of my personal faves: Show Me Your Love, Honey + Very Nice (Remix), 2016 Melon awards: Very Nice

Dance Practices/Part Switches

Adore U: Fixed Ver, Follow Ver, Part Switch Ver

Mansae: Hide Ver, Seek Ver, Follow Me Ver, Part Switch Ver

Pretty U: Love Ver, Letter Ver, Dear Carat Ver

Very Nice: Roof Top Ver, Dance Practice Ver, Part Switch Ver

Boom Boom: Front Ver, Review Ver, Santa Ver

Don’t Wanna Cry: Front Ver, Review Ver, Part Switch Ver

Clap: Practice

Thanks: Choreography Video

Other Video worth mentioning: Highlight (13 Member Ver), No. 1 Cover, Without You

Offical Links:

Offical Website // Youtube // V App // Twitter // Instagram // Weibo // Soundcloud //Facebook

Extra

Seventeen TV

Boys Wish Kindergarten Skit

Bongbong gyus precious child (a few of the many insta posts: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, also bongbongie has no gender so stan talent)

the famous English Time w/ Svt

the memeteen diaries (ive never laughed so hard tbh)

ISAC aerobics - inspired by Transformers

ISAC 400m Dash

ISAC warm up dance created by our boys (ft dokyeoms singing)

Seventeen and Monsta x interactions (they’re debut buddies if you don’t die everytime they interact with each other you are doing something wrong)

Seventeen x Nu’est stage Heaven (aka the best crossover the world has yet to see)

so yah stan talent stan my memes Seventeen

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