#KILL HIM !!!!!!!! KILL HIM !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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4 parter episodes in object shows never end well bro 😭😭😭😭 HIS ASS IS SO DEAD 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭!!!!!!!!
#dont take this seripusly#inanimate insanity#village of objects#object invasion#PLEASE KILL OFF MEPHONE 4 IM SO SICK OF HIM!!!!!!!!!#jk love that guy#KILL HIM KILL HIM
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elq update
the old fuck got his revenge
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FUCK THAT BITCH UP PIB KILL PINOCHI-CROW
#KILL HIM KILL HIM#pib#pinnochi-crow#neverafter#neverafter spoilers#neverafter liveblog#d20#dimension 20#andis thought geyser
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People are so stupid about snakes. If there's a little black racer chilling outside just leave it alone, you don't have to kill it, it's probably dealing with all your pests for you, jesus christ
#anyway I'm sad#I even offered to move it myself yesterday and was told they couldn't find him#and then this morning apparently they did find him and just killed him immediately#it's just a little snake! he was outside!#they aren't venomous!
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He is THE King (and the father)
#tadc#the amazing digital circus#tadc pomni#tadc kinger#The Mystery Of Mildenhall Manor#he's my best friend he's my pal he's my homeboy my rotten soldier he's my sweet cheese my good time boy#if anything happened to him I'd kill everyone in this circus and then myself
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dead meme format ik, but this is basically what pops into my head whenever i see a dumb take on their dynamic
#gravity falls#Dipper Pines#Mabel Pines#''Mabel cost him a big opportunity with Ford-" i am killing you with hammers
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ROSANNA PANSINO???
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#WHY DOES TOMMY HAVE ALL OF YOUTUBE KILLING LOGAN WITH HIM I'M LOSING MY MIND#rosanna pansino#tommyinnit#logan paul#grook talks
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lbr he doesnt stand a chance against a real clownoisseur
#do u think a decade of this made him kill jason todd#dick grayson#robin#batman#the joker#dc comics#mart#thinking about the joker painstakingly painting his lil egg and shipping it off#and clowns international is so repulsed it gets rts two weeks later#eddie makes fun of him for it so joker tries to kill him on live television
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Play stupid games, win stupid prizes
#inland taipan#idk if this is being talked about on tumblr yet but I’m enjoying making fun of this guy#he may not die but he DID get all his innocent snakes killed#so fuck him#Jeff leibowitz
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Keep seeing that post where OP starts like 'Thinking about...grieving the undead' and then adds on about like. Real life situations where people have not died but have left your life and you would have reason to grieve them.
All respect, that's an important concept, but that is not what I am thinking about when I read 'grieving the undead'.
#your brother is a vampire. he's sitting across the table from you chatting with your mother about her day#and he's dead and he's gone and he's never coming back.#he laughs the same and he talks the same but his arm is cold when he grabs you in a headlock and your dog won't be in the same room with hi#he'll still hang around watching TV with you and give you wedgies and make stupid jokes#but you can't tell him about the bullies at school anymore because this thing with your brother's face will just find them and kill them.#and not even stupid fucking Jason deserves what the monster in your dead brother's skin would do to him.#your brother is dead and lost and right there in arm's reach and gone forever with no hope of ever getting him back.#i'm sure there are corollaries to be written about like ghosts and zombies but this is the one i'm personally hung up on recently
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No one checks on him, no one notices (or no one cares). Paul stays alone.
*Paul stares at the ceiling.
He knows nobody cares.
He knows that deep down he’s the person that people would leave if they had the chance.
Would anyone care if he just..?
No.
Not right now.*
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yeah i'm mad
#catsCANdraw#my art#mouthwashing#curly mouthwashing#captain curly#img id in alt text#if i have to see that godforsaken animatic of him with the dog buttons one more time i will straight up start killing people#please treat disfigured disabled people like humans thanks
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I hope that Norwegian swimmer obsessed with the chocolate muffins in the Olympic village dining hall is having a wonderful day. I know absolutely nothing about what’s happening in the Olympics, but I have seen like six videos of him talking about those muffins. I love how committed he is to the bit.
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this is so devastating. laois should have just shot him with a gun
#put him out of his misery#it would have been kinder#like holy shit kabru blurts out that he wants to be laois' friend like it's some kind of confession#and then laois says that he knows it must be a lie because no one would ever be that down bad#that's so EMBARASSING#it's literally a miracle kabru didn't kill himself immediately after this conversation#i would have self immolated#dungeon meshi#kabru#laois#labru
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I’ve been obsessed with the Olympics for the past week, and obsessed with Dick Grayson for longer, so here’s the crossover we all deserve.
Plus, gorgeous sweaty acrobat in gymnastics poses? Only positives.
#I know Bludhaven’s not a country don’t come at me#i wanted him in Nightwing colours#this was a compromise#plus look how pretty he looks#you can’t blame me#he looks good in blue and black what can I say#so good#someone help me I’m so bisexual#acrobat dick grayson#dick grayson fanart#dick grayson#nightwing fanart#nightwing#dc robin#olympics#olympics 2024#dc x Olympics#because we all know Dick would kill it at the Olympics if he wanted to#how many jobs has that man had#gold medal at the Olympics is just one more on the list
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It's always "the Jedi failed at this," "Anakin should've done that," and never "Darth Sidious is so good at his job, he deserves to get Sith Lord of the month."
#star wars#darth sidious#jedi#jedi council#anakin skywalker#plagueis would always give himself sith lord of the month and that's why Sidious killed him change my mind
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