#KIDNAP ME SPY PLS

[radskull]

Angry, filled with rage, I found out I’m working on Christmas from like 8:15 to 7:00

Mr. Spy TF2 save me please

[flwoie]

LOVE IN DISGUISE — PARK SUNGHOON

SUMMARY Secrets are meant to be kept. Sunghoon never keeps secrets though, well except one—his friends being members of a super secret spy team. He finds out on the night he gets kidnapped and is rescued by them. That night, his friend offers him to be a part of the team to stop an organization, SPY-DER LILLIES, from destroying their campus and agency, I.R.I.S (International Resource for Intellectual Spies). And like the goofy goober he is, he joins for a jetpack and to impress his longtime friend and crush, the black cat agent, in order to win her heart before the spiders come crawling up his back.

TUNE IN TO WATCH THE SERIES OF SUNGHOON LEARNING HOW TO BE THE WORLD’S GREATEST SPY WITH HIS FRIENDS AND HIS JETPACK!

STARRING spy! sunghoon x spy! f! reader (WITH txt’s beomgyu, loossemble’s yeojin, lsfm’s kazuha, nwjns’ minji, kiof’s belle, xdh’s junhan)

GENRE smau + written, romcom, episodic, friends to lovers, college au, spy au, characters inspired by my friend group, heavily inspired by that one spy kickin’ it episode (s3, ep 21)

CONTAINS 15+, profanity, light violence, brainrot😭, spy terminology isn’t fully accurate, also 50% of the chapters in here are not even spy related, incorrect timestamps (pls ignore) (chapters will specify warnings)

STATUS airing (whenever i feel like it @ 5PM CST) | july 9, 2024 - …

SOUNDTRACK

TAGLIST IS OPEN ✧ SEND AN ASK OR COMMENT UNDER MAIN MASTERLIST

🗯️ GUYS IK IVE BEEN DIPPING SMAUS BUT TRUST ME, I WONT DIP THIS ONE….

📻 : “I.R.I.S. TEAM 5 REPORTING, OVER…!”

MISSION #001 — PILOT IN DISGUISE

↳ sunghoon joins his friends’ spy team

one : jetpack joyride [0.9k]

two : the haters be hating [0.3k + smau]

three : my tall american friend

four : cuz im a sigma…👻

five : theres many girls in the fish

six : chicken butt

seven : when there's a screen, ao3 must be seen

eight : im gonna touch u lil bro

MISSION #002 — PARTY IN DISGUISE

↳ the boys throws a boys-only party in the lair while you’re out of town

nine : back early [0.2k]

ten : w rizz amirite

eleven : fake gucci pants..

twelve : H H HELL NAH🤦‍♀️ [0.5k]

thirteen : like the roblox game?

fourteen : the hell is spoogle images [0.7k + smau]

MISSION #003 — ENEMY IN DISGUISE

↳ the team keeps tabs on an I.R.I.S spy-in-training, who’s possibly a part of the SPY-DER LILLIES

fifteen : and ur dumb

sixteen : hide ur ladies🤫🥱

seventeen : luh luh loserrr

eighteen : what an ugly pepperoni […]

ninteen : PAUSE…

twenty : btw calc is short for calculator […]

twenty one : diss me diss me now u gotta kiss me

MISSION #004 — GAMES IN DISGUISE

↳ when the team is sent on a mission to defeat a tech team of SPY-DER LILLIES, they get transported to the internet world

... to be added

MISSION #005 — WITNESS IN DISGUISE

↳ the team joins a witness protection program after witnessing a fight between two canadian spy organizations

… to be added

MISSION #006 — CRUSHES IN DISGUISE

↳ in order for sunghoon to pass his final spy assessment, he needs to get over his crush

... to be added

MISSION #007 — CAMP IN DISGUISE

↳ the team is recruited to be camp counsellors for I.R.I.S spies-in-training

... to be added

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[cozzzynook]

I’ve been thinking of triple changer bee, hear me out now pls. I don’t have his origins nailed down yet but so far I got: he was originally forged as a seeker, but minibot style since the war was beginning and most of the resources were being taken up leaving only scraps. later, for some reason, he got a T-cog for a grounder alt mode and he refrained himself from using his flyer alt mode after. occasionally he does fly but rarely and on his own. he doesn’t have wings like other seekers do, instead his wings are extra durable armor on his frame (ex. his arms). but when he gets to earth and gains both alt modes he gets door wings because cybertronian cars don’t have doors.

why am I telling you this? because I think you’ll like it and if you have anything else to add onto this! like ships or anything, like what how do you think the bots bee’s close with would react to this small bug being a triple changer. love your writing!!

Thank you so much! Send as many asks or ramble/ideas as you like 🩷

I like this idea and him not using his seeker frame much despite being one before becoming a grounder is so cool and opens the door for me to say he was raised by the elite trine during the war and at that time sparklings were huge targets and weakness and seekers were being hunted since almost all of them joined the decepticon cause.

So Starscream, Thundercracker and Skywarp would teach Bee to only use his wings when with them in private so he wouldn’t be an even bigger target.

I’m putting my own spin on this saying Bee had what was considered a dysfunctional t-cog since he didn’t have typical seeker wings. Instead he had wings that resembled an actual bumblebee. His door wings would transform and fan out allowing him to take flight. His wings gave off the hum of an actual bee and he was quite fast in the air but he couldn’t reach the same feats regular seekers could but his small stature worked in his favor when it came to speed and agility.

He wasn’t used in the war since the trine didn’t want their sparkling in danger but he still wanted to prove himself and so he would sneak off to Megatron when he was old enough and the mech would give him the job of spying on the autobots.

At first Megatron only sent him to places that weren’t dangerous so he could keep the mini from actual harm since he would not have Starscream or the other two actually trying and succeeding in offlining him for endangering their sparkling.

It wasn’t until Bee had to hide in the lower bowels of autobot territory did he gather important information that later helped him become an actual spy and find a grounder t-cog that was added to his frame later on so he could blend in better.

The trine hated it but Bee was so happy he could do something and prove himself since he was so the smallest, youngest and weakest among their group.

No one really minded since he was the bitty of their ranks along with a few others but Bee did.

Bee had the typical seeker frame that was slender and no bulk with a blade in one arm and a small energy canon in the other. His carriers Starscream, Thundercracker and Skywarp hated the way his frame ended up looking like a femme when he fully became an adult mecha. Bee loved it but they hated it because they didn’t think any bot was worthy to look at their baby while Bee had to suffer getting spike blocked by his carriers and all the older bots who would shove the mechs his age away from him.

Bee loved his carriers but he needed a moment, just a moment, away from them.

That moment turned into him being kidnapped and taken as a “survivor” in autobot clutches.

Bee immediately commed his carriers and Megatron only to see Longarm who he knew was actually Shockwave in disguise. He managed to find a moment alone with the shape changer and reveal a hidden servo code in case the mech didn’t know who he was.

“I know exactly who you are little bee. I’ve already alerted your carriers and Lord Megatron of your location just as you have. You were smart to do so but not smart to go off on your own like that.”

“Im a grown mecha I can have a moment alone!”

He had little flicks of electricity dancing between his horns at his frustration and Shockwave didn’t make it any better when he laughed calling him a sparkling.

“That may be, but you are still a youngling at spark.”

“Ugh!”

The plan was to get Bee to a certain location so the cons could grab him but the autobots snatched Bee when Shockwave was busy at a council meeting and took him onto the command ship lead by Sentinel Prime and Jazz who has held Optimus Prime, Ratchet, Bulkhead and Prowl along with Jetfire and Jetstorm.

Bee wakes up to his carriers frantic comms and Shockwaves massages along with Megatron demanding his status.

He immediately shares optic feed with his carriers out of fear because he’s never been away from them, not like this. Not since they found him at the hot spot waiting for their cna to make complete him.

He sheds a few static fluids trying to put on a brave face plate only to be completely terrified by the two mechs Jazz and Prowl sneaking up on him and asking if he was alright.

He’s not proud to admit he shrieked and swiped his claws at them before high tailing. He’s happy he at least did one thing in defense besides run but he was not proud to hide as he tried finding a data room to get coordinates to leave.

Thankfully his carriers and Megatron knew the system he was traveling and his carriers were on their way. But it would take years to get there without a transwarp, he told them as much and all three of his carriers were foaming at the mouth at the realization they had to leave him to get back home himself.

“I’ll come back to you…I promise..I’ll gather any intel that could be useful while playing my role. Any luck and I can make my way back to him on Cybertron.”

They knew who bee meant and they still didn’t like it but Bee tried to put on the front of a brave soldier and Megatron respected him enough to humor it even if he was shaking at the vocalizer.

“Please don’t forget me,” he whispered before he cut transmission off and stood.

Luck was on his side because autobots never knew his existence thanks to careful crafting and his amazing gift of espionage despite his loud mouth and colorful frame. He really was one of the best spies the cons had to offer and he trained under the best with watchful optics from his carriers.

But now he was a grown mech on his own and it was time he grew up.

“Kid, I know you’re scared but we won’t hurt ya. We just wanted ta check on ya,” Bee jumped in surprise at the sound of the older mech so close to him.

He looked behind himself to see all the mechs on board giving him a sympathetic gaze and he hated it.

He had knowledge on who each bot was in the room and the one he truly disliked was the aft head making his way towards him with a frown on his face and a pipe up his exhaust port.

“Don’t go causing any more trouble just because you’re scared civi. Got it!”

He wanted to upper cut the spikeless mech but the one named Optimus stepped forward quite literally pushing Sentinel out of the way and bending a little to speak to Bee politely.

“We should’ve had a better plan and someone friendly like Bulkhead here to greet you when you woke but we were preoccupied. I apologize for the panic we’ve caused you. Please, ask any questions you’d like and I’ll do my best to answer.”

“Please don’t bend down to talk to me I’m not a new spark I’m almost a two million years old.”

“Not a new spark my aft,” Ratchet grouched smirking.

If he didn’t remind Bee of a grandsire he’d be fuming right about now.

“I’m sorry for that,” Optimus’s helm fins moved back in embarrassment and the one named Jazz slung an arm around Prowls waist, probably conjunx judging from the familiarity, as they came a little closer.

“Names Jazz, this here’s my spark Prowler,” “—Just Prowl,” the black and gold mech cut in, “that there’s Bulkhead best space bridge tech in all cybertron, Ratchet the best medic in Cybertron, thee Optimus Prime, the twins Jetfire and Jetstorm and the loveable aft Sentinel.”

“Thats Sentinel Prime, captain of this pitiful crew and ship to you lieutenant Jazz.”

Bee could think of plenty of ways to make Sentinels offlining look like an accident but he couldn’t chance it with Ratchet here. That mech would find it and he’d be screwed.

“Where am I and why am I here?”

“We’re heading to a comrade planet and we were told to bring you along because high command couldn’t chance the cons coming after you.”

“What? Coming after me?”

What they took as fear was really Bee hurt that he couldn’t have left sooner.

“Seems some dangerous cons were skulking around to bring you back kid,” Ratchet answered for the group.

“Yeah, a real dangerous group lead by a femme named Strika,” Bulkhead spoke nervously.

“We agreed it best to bring you for your safety and we’re glad we did. An extremely dangerous mech managed to get through some of our best elite guards. He was almost…point is..young one, we’re glad we got to you and left on time.”

Optimus spoke to him in a tone that would be comforting if thats what his situation required. But as it stands he didn’t need their comfort, he needed freedom to return home and the knowledge he was so close yet ripped from it while recharging left him feeling a piece of his spark tear.

“What..what was their designation?”

They looked nervous to say but one spoke up.

“A triple changer by the name Blitzwing tore his way through. He was adamant about getting to you. He wouldn’t stop following us until we jumped through the space bridge. After that received word he was erratic before leaving.”

Bee couldn’t stop himself from dropping to the floor boards staring at nothing.

Blitzwing…

Blitzwing came for him..

He ignored his carriers embarrassing rejections of never being allowed near their sparkling.

He went out on his own to find him.

Blitzwing.

The one mech who always made him laugh and left his favorite flowers on his berth cushion every week.

The same mech who made him helm crystals by servo.

The same crystals he’d kept tucked away in his locked subspace for fear of them being taken or broken.

Blitzwing..Blitzwing came looking for him and only left because he had to.

He still felt for Bee.

And now he may never get to see the mech again.

“Blitz…”

The other’s took his response as fear but his spark cried out for the only one he wanted.

As they tried to get through him, his resolve solidified further.

He would get home.

-

[hell0na-love]

right fairy

— part 2/3 of this

tw; mild sexual content, gore, dubious consent (sort of?)

“Pl - please! just, just let me go!” Scout pleaded with the Sniper. He’d tried to scream for his Medic, but the loss of blood in his calf made his voice weak.

“Bunny, you know I can’t do that,” Sniper grinned down at the pathetic looking Scout at his feet. “Bunnies like you are hard catchers, once you catch one, you can’t ever let it out of your sight.”

Scout attempted, though pitifully, to move his legs and stand, so he could attack Sniper. Almost as soon as he got close to standing, his injured leg gave out and he plopped back down. Scout cried out in pain. Sniper scolded him for being too loud. “If someone comes to save you, I’ll kill ‘em and then I’ll never even consider trying to let you go,” Was what Sniper had promised would happen.

In the deepest corners of Scout’s mind, he was so into this. He was very, very insecure about wether people need him around or not, and so being kidnapped by a strangely attractive man who’d kill if someone came for him was such a turn on.

“Shit, I was doing just fuckin’ fine till you showed the hell up. God’s gift to women my ass. You’re God’s gift to me,” Sniper muttered as he got the bullet out of Scout’s calf and wrapped it with bandages. “I sin all of the time just to peek at you.”

“Why?” Scout cleared his throat, that deep corner of his mind starting to come to light. “I’m - I’m not, uh, gay or anything.” Sniper answered seemingly too fast with: “Why? Why?” He practically growled. “You look so fuckin’ innocent. Makes me wanna ruin ya. I’ve been tryna hunt you down for months, bunny. I’ll find a way to make you want me. I’ve waited too, too long for this. just for you to come around and try and reject me. I’ll make you a right fairy.” Scout’s eyes widened as Sniper stood back up and looked livid at the man infront of him. Sniper forced Scout to stand up and he shoved Scout into the wall.

Scout panted for breath, trying to push Sniper off. But he barely even tried, he just wanted Sniper to try harder. “I’ve gone through your little room,” Sniper grumbled. “You got pictures of me in there. I saw them. You took one of me when I was getting myself off. Did’ja know, I was thinking about you. I was thinking about having you in the same position as we are now.” Scout sputtered. “I - it was under my dresser! Come on! I’m not — I’m not into guys!”

Scout whimpered as Sniper kissed him roughly, guiding his own hands down to Scout’s belt line, where he lightly tugged on Scout’s brown pants. It wasn’t to get them off; though, it was just to make Scout beg. “Sniper — Mundy, Mick, whatever the fuck — oh gods yeah, please just let me get off,” Scout rambled, pulling his head slightly back so Sniper could hear.

-

One highly vocal orgasm later, Scout was panting, and his knees were shaking. Sniper let him go and let him fall to the floor.

“Meet me here tomorrow at midnight. Don’t be late, Jeremy,” Sniper plainly stated before leaving the nest to go to the payload.

Scout was all alone, until he heard Spy run up the stairs. Scout quickly zipped his pants and tried to look presentable.

-

He had a date tomorrow.

[physics-of-one-piece]

Part 7 of Punk Hazard Dub watch party

Pre-face: I don't hate Vergo as much as it seems, but I do dislike him... I don't hate seeing him on my dash. All Vergo fans are welcome here, even though I do talk shit about Vergo.

598

“The boss” 🤣🤣🤣 Dub Doffy is ‘the boss’ 🤣🤣 sorry I’m giggling

Pls god let me kill Vergo, pls god.

Oooh, so Law did not know Monet was with Donquixote Pirates, here I thought he did. Man, I forgot a lot about this arc’s details

Oh, Vergo was in Dressrosa previously and Doffy sent him, yeh thought so

“Fooling us grownups.”? LAW IS TWENTY-SIX. HE IS A GROWN-UP. THE FUCK. AND WTF IS MONET SMIRKING ABOUT SHE’S ONLY 4 YEARS OLDER THAN LAW?? The hell is this, calling a TWENTY-SIX YEAR OLD MAN A ‘KID’. Gosh, it pissed me off in Sub, it pisses me off somehow even more in Dub. LAW. IS. AN. ADULT. WHAT. THE. FUCK. The only one you can still loosely get away with calling a kid is Luffy, and that’s like very very loosely!

Why would Law show Vergo respect, Law is not a part of the Donquixote crew, their hierarchy doesn’t concern him, why would my boy Law show you respect when you're a coward who beats up a 13 year old sick kid and his guardian? Fuck! Right! Off!!

😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤 As you can see I am very protective of Law.

Fucking coward, toss the heart aside and fight Law 1vs1 see how long you last. Oh yeah. You don’t.

Dub Law’s pained sounds nooo

“It’s Mr. Vergo to you.” Vergo is a male Karen confirmed. God I wanna grab a pipe and smash it over his head.

I fear I might be really really liking Dub Zoro a lot. Like, prefer Dub Zoro over Sub Zoro type of like and “Dub Zoro is making me understand the Zoro fans” type of like.

Omg, yes, they did take Brook’s lack of organs and flesh and nose and eyes into account! He doesn’t get poisoned! Yaay! Science win!

“Guess what, I’m immune to your attacks! Now fight me, gelatinous villain!” HAHAAHHAAHA DUB BROOK I LOVE HIM

“This is not good.” Says Dub Zoro while standing there calmly with his arms crossed. Man, the amount of calm that takes.

How Sanji’s eardrums are not bursting at that depth, idk

“Hey, I know. They’re made of jelly, right? I think you should try eating one.” You know, that’s not a bad idea since Brook can’t get poisoned anyway…

“I wish you’d stop bullying me into things like this, Zoro!” 🤣🤣

“I’m nearly 70 years older than you.”

“Fine. Sorry I asked. Nevermind, grandpa.” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Brook getting insulted to be called a grandpa 🤣🤣🤣

The shark got Kin’emon’s torso 🤣🤣

“Sure did.” says Dub Zoro while smiling a little 🥹 “And he’s got the torso.”

I also love Dub Sanji.

Man, I love Kin’emon, too

Is there & Sanji/Kin’emon ship bcs I love them

I love seeing Chopper do his profession, go Chopper! For science!

“Well we tried and it didn’t work, so we just gave up.” You know what? Relatable. Understandable.

I love how even Zoro is surprised by Kin’emon’s ability

“Tell you what, Kin’emon? I’ll help you save your son.”

Dub Zoro’s chuckle is making me feel things I should not be feeling for this stinky swordsman

DAMMIT.

599

GET AWAY FROM MY BOY LAW OR I SWEAR TO GOD — Law 😭😭😭

“This is punishment.” What fucking punishment? They can’t know Law allied with Luffy yet! WHAT. FUCKING. PUNISHMENT?! ONCE AGAIN, LAW IS NOT A DONQUIXOTE PIRATE, HE DOES NOT RESPOND TO DOFLAMINGO. LEAVE. LAW. ALONE. ASSHOLE.

“Seeing as how you’re the backstabing base commander.” Yes, Dub Law, get his ass, Dub Law!

“Just thought I’d warn you.” Even when getting beaten up, Dub Law is snarky and I love him.

Gotta love how it’s fine on Doffy’s part for him to have a spy in the Navy but saints forbid the navy has a spy in his crew, am I right or am I right? The hypocrisy!

Law 😭😭

The parents of the missing kids 😭😭

Honestly I say throw Vergo & Caesar at those parents, they’ll get beaten within ten seconds, no need for Luffy or Law.

Three years?! Also, they kidnapped all the kids from one island? That is such a rookie move, though? Like, I thought they kidnapped them across the New World or sth.

Tashigi being loved and trusted by the people, yesss

Ah, here is the corruption and ego of the Navy… yay… I swear to god the only good marine was Rosi and the world misses him 😭😭 yes, there’s Koby, Garp, Aokiji, Fujitora, Tsuru, Sengoku but I think Rosi truly was the best marine out there. THE WORLD MISSES YOU, COMMANDER DONQUIXOTE ROSINANTE. You just know if Rosi stayed alive and kept working in the Navy he really would have kept Doffy at bay even if Doffy was a warlord. Oh my god that would be so funny. Doffy would be walking on eggshells not bcs of the Five Elders but bcs of his younger brother who is just as smart as him and who gives no shit for navy rules and who can surmise Doffy’s next move, hahahaha.

Missed opportunity 😭😭😭 Donquixote Brothers 😭😭😭 Doflamingo’s smile vanishing and him starting to sweat when he sees Rosinante has come to “check on Dressrosa” Doflamingo’s shutting the entire factory for that day you mark my fckn words oh it’d be hilarious.

“Rosi! 😁 You didn’t tell me you were coming!😅”

“It’d ruin the surprise, don’t you think, Doffy?”

Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck shit shit shit fuck going on inside Doflamingo’s head as he forces on the most strained smile while hoping Rosi can’t see the bead of nervous sweat on his temple

“Of course 😅”

Meanwhile Rosinante with Law even when Law is a pirate and after Law becomes a warlord “Laaaaw! 🥰🥰🥹🥹🥹👋🏻👋🏻🤗🤗”

Would have been a kick in the nuts for Doffy 🤣🤣

It breaks my heart seeing the kids

Okay, so in the end, Vergo is the one doing the hushing up cus he just gives the final report and that’s what gets into the newspaper

Yeah, confirmed, Caesar kidnapped the children and Vergo covered it up. Damn, can’t let your kid play outside even in Navy territory in the One Piece world without them being kidnapped or killed that’s fucked up, no wonder Garp hid Luffy & Ace in the woods with Dadan.

Something about Vergo’s voice just makes me want to punch him. It’s so condescending & higher-than-thou sounding

DROP THE HEART AND LET’S HAVE A ONE VS ONE, YOU AND ME, VERGO, YOU AND ME, YOU DON’T HURT MY BABY BOY LAW AND LIVE TO TELL THE TALE

Hahahaha, Vergo needs to use Armament Haki to break a glass of water, pathetic. Luffy breaks that without Armament Haki.

“I’ll report your death as accidents.” It won’t be their deaths that will be reported. Yeah, I bet Law will love saying to Doffy “Oh, whoops, sorry, Vergo’s death was an accident. An accident at sea 😝” Omg Law should have said that. Oh that would have been marvellous

“Uh, hey, who’s this Joker?”

Here we go, the Doffy reveal (even if he doesn’t show up until 608 😭😭 *sniffles sadly*)

“I know Vergo because I know Joker. Yeah. I worked for him.” Dub Law kinda sounds regretful there like a “god I was a stupid stupid kid” 🤣🤣

“One of the deadliest pirates in the world.” And they then show

this pic and I started giggling. Doffy and his crab walk 🥹 yes, very deadly

“One of the seven warlords of the sea.” THE MOST DANGEROUS WARLORD OF THE SEA, TOO, GIVE IT UP FOR THE MOST STYLISH WARLORD AMONG THE WARLORDS! THE WARLORD WHO ACHIEVED HIS GOAL OF RULING A COUNTRY!

Awww look at him he doesn't look like he has a receding hairline when shown as a shadow 🤣🤣

Here he comes, here he comes, here he comes, here he comes (shaking in my seat from excitement)

HERE HE IS! 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉 My man, my husband, my king. DOFFY! 🎉🎉🎉🎉🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🦩🦩🦩🦩🩷🩷🩷

With his tongue out too, gosh, Doffy 🫣😳 yes please 😳😳😳

600

“Doflamingo… who’s that again?” HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA I JUST BURST OUT LAUGHING 🤣🤣🤣 Dub Luffy delivered it perfectly

HEY! WE HEAR DUB DOFFY BUT IT’S FROM MARINEFORD which I watched in Dub (only Dub Doffy duh) BUT HEY WE HEAR HIM, YAAY. Dub Doffy going from charming, friendly tone with Croc to low darker tone as he gets pissed by Croc is fckn great.

“The bird dude, right?” Dub Luffy is hilarious.

“He’s not someone you take lightly.” Oh he’s anything but light in bed *gunshot*

“Can’t argue that.”

Yeah. Totally. In a fight. We were talking about taking him lightly in a fight. Yep. Totally. I was totally talking about that. Ha ha.

“I heard that Doflamingo struck down Moria ruthlessly.” Sure did. And I clapped. 🤣 I actually was wondering if the Navy knew of it.

“That’s crazy.” Wow even Luffy calling him crazy, hahaha you know you’re crazy if Luffy calls you crazy.

I would PAY a billion berries to see Nami strike Caesar with a thunderbolt. Billion berries. To Nami herself, of course, gotta support the Straw Hats somehow

Omg, never realised the shadowy figures of the brokers watching the livestream were Big Mom Pirates & Hawkins

Hey, Dub Kid. He sounds… all right.

Tagging @fanaticsnail @moonbaby26 @doffyslittledove @magnoliandew @daydreamer-in-training @ohnomyhooves

[nakimesbiwa]

Mitsuri and Obanai yandere headcanons

PLS THEY ARE SO HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YESS IKR

FIRST UP

Mitsuri Yandere headcanons

Doesn't like to see people get closer to you! BAM they're dead the next day!

If she has the courage to be friends with you; She will cling to you a lot watching people everywhere.

Watched you from afar. You don't know that Mitsuri is planning your future with her

Well the plan goes faster when she finds out you love her! She will feel really happy. Blushing a lot!

When she kidnapped you she was weirdly very nice to you! Food, hugs, and kisses!

She will not isolate you in her room. You can play games and make food.

KINDA forces things onto you. Like cuddling with her on your first day being here.

With all you can do here's what you can't; Go outside, call anyone, and DON'T go in the basement. Very easy rules! Right?...

If you escape; She will let your first one slide. But the second one she will guilt-trip you to make you feel bad for her and not to escape again. Like "Y/n! I'm trying my best and you escape me Why?" Or "I thought you loved me?"

But If you don't escape and be loyal to her she will trust you more letting you go outside with her or yourself!

She loves you too much to harm/hurt you!

Finally, names such as; love dear/dearly, sweetheart, and baby.

NOW

Obanai yandere headcanons

Spys on you like a pro like really...He's just too good at it.

I bet he knows it wrong but cares about you and your safety

OKAY. Imagine this; You and Obanai have set to be partners for a project Obanai is really excited to spend time with you. After finishing your project you get hit with a hammer or whatever. SO AY.

Obanai really likes you and that says a lot you know woman. No one is stopping him from kidnapping you NO ONE.

You will have no relationship with other people. Obanai has already claimed you as his.

When you are kidnapped he will erm...Kinda? But not rarely in fact he doesn't want to hurt you at all reminds him of his past (if I'm saying it right) I change my mind he isn't going to harm you.

If you escape well you almost can't but I'm not sure...The snake (not down there) scares the shit out of you all the time

But if you stay loyal he will get all clingy to not wanting to lose you and be lovely to you giving you your fav foods, clothes, etc!

Believes in trust. You can go on night walks with him or just sit outside his house he loves it and he listens to you when you talk.

Names; Dear, def love. or just any silly name that he comes to. But he calls you a snake when you have silly arguments.

side-eyes anyone who looks at you, bad, good, lovely. Talks random shit to you in your ear.

I have many ideas for Obanai...I MEAN I WAS GOING SOME WHERE..

PLUS I KEEP FORGETING I HAVE MY COMMENT OFF I CAN'T FIX IT BEACAUSE I MAKE ALL OF MY FICS ON MY LAPTOP HELPPPPPPPP,

[cbsxreader]

I ASKED ANOTHER FRIEND TO TELL ME THE MERCS' + MS. PAULING'S NAMES AND JOBS.

This one is way more unhinged because they were probably high on markers when I asked them abt this. (The first one)

Pls don't get offended this is just a joke

Scout

Name: Bernard

Job: Drug dealer

Soldier

Name: Matthew

Job: Bombing countries

Pyro

Name: Mr. Big Jacket

Job: Kidnaps people's kids if they don't pay rent (trust me, i'm just as confused as you are)

Demoman

Name: Mr. Pee Pee (bc the sticky note)

Job: Commiting arson

Engineer

Name: Boom Boom Thomson

Job: does Minecraft

Heavy

Name: Mr. Boom Buster 600

Job: Does taxes

Medic

Name: Doctor Pew Pew bbg

Job: Shoots people (apparently)

Sniper

Name: Cowboy Nice Shoes

Job: Does Anime Horse Girl stuff

Spy

Name: Mr. Buisness

Job: Does buisness

Ms. Pauling

Name: Jennifer

Job: Strip dancer (they also said she looked like a lego friends figurine)

[reiynm]

REIYN‼️

REIYN

Reiyn- listen—

Listen to me

If you ever have the chance or patience, whenever you're bored and/or don't feel like doing much or have anything in the way

You should make a SFW Alphabet for your yandere. (And only if you're comfortable, an NSFW one too)

Pls-

I'm on my hands and knees here...

The world DEMANDS IT /j (no pressure just a suggestion ❤️❤️❤️)

Okay! Okay!! OKAY!! 😂

Just the sfw version for now tho, I'll tag you if I do a NSFW one ;D

Probably broken english btw I had to pass my english dictionary to my roommate and I don't know when I will get it again urg ;w;

SFW Alphabet

A = Affection (How affectionate are they? How do they show affection?) He's not particularly affectionate 🤔 But with you… He'd always be on you, if you'd let him!

C = Cuddles (Do they like to cuddle? How would they cuddle?) Hard to say… Before he met you, he wouldn't let anyone near him, let alone cuddle him. So I would say he likes it but only with you.

E = Ending (If they had to break up with their partner, how would they do it?) He will never break up with you and he will never let you go.

K = Kisses (What are their kisses like? Where do they like to kiss you? Where do they like to be kissed?) Your hands and your forehead, but he just likes to smooch you (no matter where). And he loves to bite your bottom lip before kissing (if you're comfortable enough with him)

i = i love you (how fast do they say the L-word?) Don't say it often but only because for him it's just obvious. He wouldn't go to so much trouble if he didn't love you xD Bro literally kidnapped you after all.

j = jealousy (how jealous do they get? what do they do when they're jealous?) Very jealous, and reacts to it very VERY badly. Can get nervous if you show a little too much attention to anyone. Situations where he could become jealous are to be avoided at all costs. He always has an eye on you, especially on the "roommate" route. If someone gets a little too close to you, even in a friendly way, you can be sure that this person will disappear the very same day (and no need to ask questions, he'll deny everything…)

o = open (when would they start revealing things about themselves?) Bwaha good luck with that. If you want to know stuff about his past or his life, you'll have to spy on him, because he'll never tell you anything. Never.[SPOILER] The only thing you know for sure is that he's not a bodyguard. It's an excuse he uses to not scare you.

p = patience (how easily angered are they?) He has the patience of a Saint. Seriously, even after all the times you try to escape xD The only thing that makes him freak out or lose his patience is attacking him and/or managing to hurt him (Y/N will learn it the hard way)

z = zzz (what is a sleep habit of theirs?) Sleep with one eye open. If you try to do anything against him while he's sleeping, it won't work. He always shamelessly invites himself into your bed (no matter the path you choose) and wants to have Y/N against him when he sleeps.

P.S: I love @pica-bunny heacanon about his body odor. So now he smells like pine trees :D

[dracomeir]

23 with the rgb trio pls

23. when they have to hold someone they loved at a gun point? why would it even occur?

Prompt list can be found here.

Decided to come up with a possible scenario that could occur for my spy AU Shot Through The Heart. For better context, Pico is a spy who becomes Girlfriend's bodyguard in order to gain information about the Dearest family, and take them out if they're truly a threat. He ends up falling in love with her, and betrays the spy organization. Boyfriend is also a spy, and he thinks GF used charm magic to control his lover. He also falls in love with her after multiple attempts to free the ginger from a non-existent spell.

Long post ahead. (I will not remember this whenever I get around to writing this AU's story. lmao)

Boyfriend had no idea what the hell he was doing when he randomly decided to kidnap Girlfriend. It seemed like a good idea at the time when he was surrounded by Pico, and several members of the mafia in an abandoned building in the middle of nowhere. The don's daughter's didn't even resist when he grabbed her. As they ran upstairs, a few gunshots rang out. The bullets ricochet off the metal steps, and they heard Pico snap at the gunman after he pistol whipped him.

"You fucking idiot. You could've hit the princess!" The ginger looked at the others. "Why are you just fucking standing there? After him!"

Spurred into action, the mobsters gave chase. They ended up on the roof, and blocked the only way out. They saw Boyfriend point a gun at Girlfriend as Pico stepped in front of the group. They heard the kidnapper say,

"Stay back, or I'll shoot her."

Pico replied, "Okay."

"The fuck you mean, 'Okay?' Aren't you supposed to protect her?"

"Yeah, but what are you going to do once she's dead? Jump off the roof? You'll lose your only means of negotiation."

"Uh..."

"Thought so. Let her go, and I might let you live."

"Huh?! I thought you loved me. Why are you working for the enemy?"

"Because it's my job? How fucking stupid are you?" For fuck's sake, remember my mission, dumbass.

"I'm not stupid, babe. This witch used magic to make you turn against me. There's no way you'd be doing this otherwise."

"For the last fucking time, I'm not charmed by her!"

The mobsters were starting to get confused by the situation as Boyfriend said, "Don't worry, babe. I'll free you from the mafia's clutches. Just help me get out of here."

Pico sighed. Then pointed his pistol at Boyfriend. "This is your last chance, BF. Let her go." And please fucking shut up. You're going to give me away.

"Yeah, right. There's no way you'd shoot m—" A bullet grazed his cheek. "You fucking shot me!"

"No shit, Sherlock. The next one is going through your skull if you don't let her go in five seconds. Five..."

"What?!"

"Four..."

"Don't shoot me, babe."

"Three..."

"You're joking, right?"

"Two..."

"Surely the power of love will make you realize the mistake you're about to make."

"One."

Boyfriend closed his eyes as a gunshot rang out. Not feeling any pain, he opened them to see a mobster was shot instead. He heard Pico sigh before taking advantage of the others' shock to quickly eliminate them. Then he saw the look of disappointment on his face before hearing,

"You're a fucking idiot."

Girlfriend slipped out of Boyfriend's grasp easily due to him trying to process what just happened. She rushed towards the ginger to hug him. "My hero!"

"Yeah, yeah. Now let me go." Pico returned his gaze to his other lover. "You're lucky we're basically nowhere right now, or I wouldn't have been able to do this."

Boyfriend finally realized what happened, and gasped. "The power of love worked. I knew you wouldn't shoot me."

"That's not what hap— Nevermind. We're going home." Pico held Girlfriend's hand to bring her along.

"Wait, what? You're still being controlled by her?" Boyfriend ran after them. "Release your hold on him, bitch."

The ginger suddenly stopped, and tripped the other man to make him fall down the stairs. His boyfriend managed to roll down safely, only to end up hitting his head on the wall. Pico kicked him over to see he was unconscious.

"Good. One less headache for the day."

"Are you sure leaving him here is a good idea?"

"Eh. He'll be fine."

And with that, the duo left Boyfriend behind to get some pizza.

[mandalhoerian]

bruh my comment was too long to post under the new chapter so i’m sending an ask. saw the ao3 notif and scheduled to read it this fine evening, good thing i was like “lemme scroll on tumblr and see what’s up” because SJFKDJLXBZB the face i made when i saw i was tagged and followed BY YOU? also ma’am 🤚🏻wdym nobody comments like i do. like what do you mean. i have a concerning relationship with receiving praise so i advise you to stfu (affectionately).

my poor girl vera can’t catch a break, loss after loss after loss in such a short period. i just want to give her lots and lots of hugs (consensually). on another note i love that she clocked ada’s intentions right away bc capcom wtf is that writing. one person taking down a whole organization is like sending only one person to save president’s kidnapped daughter (laugh track). let me tell you i have been waiting for this 🤌🏻 vera and ada interacting 🤌🏻 leon being there all charming and naive and trusting people easily 🤌🏻 shai you just get the dynamics of all the characters *so right* 🤌🏻

sorry for the excessive amount of parentheses and emojis let me just find another obnoxiously annoying emoji to spam about the intimacy between leon and vera. 🤧 it’s this one but i’m wiping my snot away from crying about it. the small touches between the two are so tender in this fucked up world 🤧 vera’s hand on his forearm… leon collecting her in his arms, comforting her 🤧 his arm on her shoulder 🤧 i could cry and get a headache from thinking about them. i’m so serious.

(gnawing at the bars of my enclosure) JILL VALENTINE MENTION???? VERA KNOWS HER? WHAT IS THE LORE? I NEED TO KNOW.

how does one end a delirious comment. uhhh. so yeah. i love nttd and vera so much and i’m so happy that it’s back babyyyy.

Ofc I followed!!!! I don't remember why I didn't in the first place like but like ???? ur making it sound like I'm some big shot but like pls im a loser who's writing oc fanfiction on the internet and is so lucky and grateful to get people invested in it!!!!! AND YES nobody comments like you do! You're the dream of a fanfiction author ON GOD. THANK YOU SO MUCH

ramble below to keep your dashboards clean:

I think we talked about this over on ao3 but honestly re2r's ada just doesn't make sense to me. The FBI cover is logical (when you first think about it), but the way she's immediately pulling a gun on Annette the minute they see her and DECLARING her intentions isn't. She then proceeds to reveal her target is Annette, and then her going with the FBI thing becomes less logical, bc why would Annette hand over the G-Virus sample to the feds, either? It's entirely a shock factor thing revolved around Leon, she's only fooling him -- or maybe, she's fooled Ben like this, too, and was forced to stick to her cover when shit went down, we don't know 😭 why did they do my girl ada like that... (ngl re4r ada supremacy. period.)

But either way, un-truths she would throw as a bone to a "civilian" like Leon would of course be caught by Vera, nugget by nugget, while still making her think "mayhaps the FBI is misinformed????" -- I didn't want to ruin that fine line by Ada going on about Annette making the virus and her being the most dangerous of all "g-virus g-virus g-virus" or whatever because 1) WHY WOULD A SPY DO THAT???? 2) it would surely make Vera go "yeah NOPE" 💀💀

it's so much fun for them to try sussing each other out, Light and L mind games over there while Leon is happily frolicking. not one thought behind those eyes 😭

ALSO LIKE YES THE TOUCHES!!!!!! It's Leon initiating all of them for me 👹👹👹 physical touch taking over when words can't. my favorite thing of all UGGHHHHHHHH THANK YOU FOR JOINING ME IN MY MISERY

ALSO totally not going "actually 🤓☝" as I'm saying this because it's been HALF A WHOLE YEAR + the fic is over 100K words -- Vera knows Jill from post!mansion incident - pre!outbreak, in that ephemeral "investigation" phase of Jill's. I do mention it in the fic that Vera supplies information to Jill (as around that time she's trying to get rid of the weight of all she knows and trying to pass on the "hero's job" to someone else) and they exchange their findings while trying to be careful not to get caught by ppl Umbrella put on Jill's tail. I think I wrote it in passing that Vera was disguised as a secretary and sat back-to-back with Jill on a booth in one of those occasions? She's loosely connected to re3r by having a brief appearance in carlos' police station section in my head, entrusting Jill to him and all and promising to meet up with them in the station once she talks to her dad about it ☹

"delirious comment" WDYM ITS MY LIFEBLOOD THANK YOU 😭

[pepsi-pinacola]

VegasPete(and other couples) fanfic suggestions - pls help me choose what to write first

(This is a long post. Suggestions and list is below. There is a poll at the end of the post.)

Hello! Starting tomorrow I will finally have more time to write more of my VegasPete(and another KP-verse pairing) fanfic. I also have a lot (a lot) of other ideas and I would like to get your opinion. "take responsibility for[…]" will have about 4/5 chapters so I can slowly work on another story, but I don't know which one. This is why…. …. that's why below are some suggestions:) I would like you to choose which story you like the most and which less. Then I will know what you want to read and I will make a sensible plan of action, writing and publishing :D Below is a list of suggestions(descriptions are short, because plot plans are still being developed). You can write comments, write me messages or reblog and add answers :) I will be very happy for every response.

1.VegasPete, KinnPorsche - "Gain a Husband and Lose a Husband on Vacation" (title may change)

Vegas and Tawan are married. The Theerapanyakul family is not in the mafia, but they are rich. Vegas decides to get rid of Twan and hires hitmen Pete and Porsche. They go to the resort where they have to carry out the whole operation.

2. VegasPete - "What I Win at Cards" Vegas arrives at an underground casino to make a deal. There he meets the croupier Pete. Vegas begins to spend more and more time there and begins to become addicted. But Pete saves the day in time.

3. VegasPete, KinnPorsche, KimChay - "Tell Me Who We Are" As a result of deception by an enemy family, Vegas is brutally beaten and stranded on a small island, left for dead. Pete and Porsche find him. They take her to the hospital, where it turns out she has amnesia. Vegas recovers and begins living on a small island with Pete. His memory slowly returns, but it's hard for him to leave, he starts to like Pete on the island. Kinn searches for him and finds him, and he's on his way back, but can Vegas come back now?

4. KinnPorsche, VegasPete - "I won't give you to them anymore" Porsche is the bodyguard of Vegas. Kinn kidnaps him in hopes that he will tell him Minor Family's plans. As a "support" he sends Pete to the mansion to additionally spy.

5. KimChay - "May your hands always be care about my wounds" Kim meets a cute volunteer at the hospital. He starts visiting the hospital more often, even though Chay gets migraines every time he sees Kim's injuries.

6. VegasPete, KimChay, KinnPorsche - "I found him myself! Can Pete stay!?" Kim, Kinn and Porsche must look after Venice. Though Vegas's heart aches, he entrusts his brother to them and leaves for two weeks. Upon returning, he finds Venice's new babysitter at the mansion. For once, he's not angry with Kinn.

7. VegasPete(A/B/O) - "Mine, Yours, Ours" (working title) Kinn and Porsche are two alphas who want a pup. They take out the sugogat (Pete). That's how Vegas meets Pete; when he's carrying his cousin's baby.

(All stories will be written, vote on which comes first, second, etc. I will arrange the order based on the votes.)

[honeybeewhereartthee]

PINK KKOMAS KOHAKU OUKAWA 36

Spoiler for my story

Mad hatter with one hand out of the ditch grab a tea pot and pour tea for the two: here you go. Have some drink

Doll: that's what you do when your hand is free??? ԅ( ͒ ۝ ͒ )ᕤ

Reaper:... Sorry I remember what you say about those tea. I don't like to test my luck. (• ▽ •;)

Mad hatter who take a sip of his tea: ohh too bad then. It's actually good if you have a sip or two.

Doll: (；^ω^） can't you help us get you out than drink your stupid tea? We still need to go back before the preparation for the so called wedding would happen.

Mad hatter: (◕દ◕)... Wedding???

Reaper: (●´u`●) bee and his mc going to get married again or something. I'm gonna prepare the garden for it. Doll and I search for you since you need to attend it too. I never been into a wedding so it's a first for me.

Mad hatter:

Doll: what's wrong with you now? (`ー´)

Mad hatter: how do you guys prepare a wedding when the other person needed for a wedding is watching us since earlier?? (ㆁωㆁ)

He then point at you who's watching the scene since earlier but just invisible from their eyes.

MC: aiyo you spotted me. (◕ᴗ◕✿) Do you guys want a prize for it?

Doll:⊙﹏⊙ w-wha...

Reaper: (＠_＠;) s-since when???

Mad hatter: that person always watching us.. (｡･ω･｡)

MC: no not all the time. (´ε｀ ) I'm looking for new one to add in your group. (~￣³￣)~ So I'm out sometimes.

Reaper: is stalking and spying a normality too? (˘･_･˘)

Doll: everyone is all weird here. Don't question it no more. (`ー´)

MC: being weird means I'm unique. (✷‿✷) So I accept your compliment.(｡•̀ᴗ-)✧

Doll: that's not a compliment (`ー´) it's an insult. Your fucking crazy and stalking person. You also kidnap people. ԅ( ͒ ۝ ͒ )ᕤ

MC: how nice. Similar voice as hanii and insulting me. How rare occurrence event. (◕ᴗ◕✿)

Reaper: (^～^;)ゞ your an m huh

Mad hatter: ooh do you want bee to insult you for gap Moe? (◍•ᴗ•◍)

MC:(˃͈ દ ˂͈ ༶ ) ehh... Ahmm... N-no. .. maybe... (*ﾉ∀`*)ehehe. (｡・//ε//・｡)

Doll: crazy... (`ー´) you all crazy.

Reapers: you arent one to talk too, doll. (^～^;)ゞ

Doll: what?! (`ー´) your calling me crazy too????!! Reaper how could you betray me like this!!!

Reaper: c-calm down --- ヘ（。□°）ヘ HEY THAT'S A DANGEROUS ITEM YOUR WILDING!!

Doll: die. (`ー´)

Doll proceed to chase reaper around with a shovel.

Mad hatter stared at you and pour you a tea as well; (◕દ◕) want some?

MC: okii. ♡(ӦｖӦ｡)

As you sip the tea, mad hatter watch as you seems ineffective by the tea effect and cant help but click his tongue in disappointment: →_→

MC: (•ˇ_ˇ•) it's a very good tea! It taste like my favorite blend made by that emperor! (☞^o^) ☞ How nice.

Mad hatter pour more tea to your cup: (◍•ᴗ•◍) that's good then, then drink some more.

MC stare at him with a soft smile: I won't be drugged by an item from another au. (ㆁωㆁ) I only have few weakness, so it's useless.

Mad hatter: you got meee (´ε｀ ) hmmp. I was trying to see if your effected by vermillion tea too.

MC: (◕દ◕) I wonder if you and hanii think it's fun to see when I'm drugged to sleep or something.

Mad hatter: so you do know. Yet you don't do anything. →_→

MC: if hanii want to make me go to sleep, maybe he don't want to show me his twisted side in front of me. (ㆁωㆁ) Or whatnot. If he want it. Then I'm fine with it.

Mad hatter: (；^ω^） this is the reason why your kohaku Oukawa went mentally insane with that attitude of yours huh. Have your own will pls.

MC: it is my will to please others. (●´u`●) I wish to make them happy, even just a bit.

Mad hatter:(；^ω^） your a lost case like I am. Huh.

MC: I guess. ٩(◕‿◕｡)۶

.

[toxicgutz69]

GUYS I NEED YOU TO LISTEN TO ME. ZEDD FROM "THE OUTPOST" SERIES ON TUBI IS JUST SOOOOO

NOT ONLY IS HE FINE ASF, BUT, HIS CHARACTER?? OH MY GODS

In every moment I'm constantly wondering if he's actually apart of blackfist or not, and I'm constantly wondering if he's going to use the kinji for bad. He's complex in ways j want to understand. He betrayed Talon, but I can understand his side. He just wants his people free.

His character keeps me on my toes and his background is so interesting. I want to know more of him, I want to know what it's like in the plane of ashes, I want to know why his clan chooses peace with humans.

NOT TO MENTION BARRON (idk if that's how it's spelled :<)

his character development is absolutely amazing.

He was a rude, improper, and absolutely an asshole. A bit of a player too.

He had no idea how to properly sway Gwyn, and he was constantly flirting with other women. He was a drunk, and an self confidence asshole.

But the mistress persuaded him differently, told him to give her gifts of tour value to a queen, and not some lingerie set.

He offered his help, his army, and his gold.

He became worthy, he stopped drinking, he helped fortify the kingdom, he even helped get the spy.

He proved himself worthy of her hand in marriage, and she accepted. Even when she ran away/was kidnapped on their wedding day, he still took her back, he understood the circumstances. He protects her from garret.

LIKE HELLO???? THISBSKANS

This is way too good of a series just to be on Tubi and I NEED people to talk to abt it pls pls pls 😭

[imobessesedfrfr]

If you let me rant about my fan made one-piece lore, I'll be happy

I haven't posted in forever, I promise, I'm still into one piece. I'm just having withdrawals from LAW PLS COME BACK THE KIDS MISS YO YOU anyways

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Spoilers for Law's back story, Dressrosa, and end of Wano by the way so keep scrolling if you don't want spoilers.

WC: 2.5k words + fun facts about them at the end, Not edited (Sorry if it makes no sense)

I know that OCs are looked down upon, but I need to get this out of my system. So, there is three main ones. Amira, Miraye, and Pau (Lowkey, doesn't matter but anyways). It's a similar situation to the Shinobu and Kanae from demon slayer but a little bit different but LET ME COOK.

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Amira and Miraye are sisters, both known to be beautiful. Amira is motherly type, she kind and reserved but forced to grow up due to having to take care of her younger sister Miraye. Miraye was head strong and stubborn when someone would complement her beauty or try to confess their feelings, she would reject them due to the fact that she couldn't imagine herself in a relationship where someone wanted her just for her beauty. Amira is 26 at the start and Miraye is 13 they have a big age difference. Their parents, who knows they just disappeared one day and left Amira and Miraye to fend for themselves.

Rosinante was stationed at Miraye and Amira town and most navy officers would come to Amira home because she was known as the "Miracle Apothecary" she studied herds and used that knowledge to help the navy when they would get hurt in between training or fights. Rosinante became a frequent customer due to his clumsy behavior. Making Amira pull out her childish side slightly but still there. He would be there for a long time before he became a spy for the Navy studying the donquixote family. He stayed in contact with Amira and Miraye (who saw him in as a fatherly figure).

He disappeared for weeks, and Amira had assumed the worse that he had died from his duties. But he called her and asked her to help him with a boy who suffered from white lead disease, Amira was hesitant due to the fact that she wasn't a fighter. It was the last thing she would like to do due to fact that Amira had powers. Just not devil fruit powers. Amira is a part of an organization that aided in guiding the fate of the world. All who were in this group were called mages, they would sell their soul and in turn get power but at times when emotions are high enough. They turn in creatures that feed on humans. (Madoka Magica reference). Usually their power resemble the people who they want to protect. For example, Amira is able to almost the same thing as Rosinante but on a larger scale. As well as she can summon her weapon. A simple sword.

Amira entrusted Miraye to family of a boy who she had treated multiple times due to him protecting Miraye from men who wanted to kidnap her. Miraye wanted to go but Amira didn't want Miraye to come due to the fact that Miraye is a DEVIL FRUIT USER and A MAGE? Miraye had the Conste-Conste fruit. One that summoned constellations that helped her fight off people, but it was still wildly unmanaged despite Miraye training hard. Miraye powers before she met Law was just the basic spells. Once, she joined Law she started having Op Op fruit properties in her powers.

So, Amira left, promising Miraye that she would be fine. Miraye begged Pau to follow and at the end they did. They followed behind them but making sure to stay far enough away so they were caught. Amira in the end wasn't able to find a crew for white lead disease, it was to spread out on Laws body for her to focus on it. But the little time the two had together with Rosinante. Amira would teach Law the basics of what she knew. Claiming that he should know a little bit of everything so he's able to help everyone for when he got better. Amira and Corazon would talk about everything and anything with Law, telling them about Miraye and how stubborn and head strong she was but she's secretly a softie. Yet, they never named her.

When they went to swallow island, and Corazon got the op op fruit. Amira was beat to death, but Vergo as she tried to get them away. She wasn't a strong mage in fact she was on the weakier side, but she could stand her ground. Vergo knew the secret of mages and knew that all he had to do was smash the gem that was in the center of her chest and even afterwards he kept beating her. Miraye saw this and attempted to cry out, but Pau covered her mouth and held her back. Pulling Miraye away and running towards a house in the distance to hide. Little did they know that they would witness Corazon's Murder as well.

When Miraye saw heard the gunshots, she sobbed into Pau chest begging him to do something, but he couldn't. He couldn't stand up to the Donquixote family. Especially Doflamingo. After he disarmed the Bird cage. Pau and Miraye ran away from the island, Miraye sobbing with a Pau trying to comfort her. Miraye had lost all she had in a span of 6 hours.

Later, they landed on an island known as a party island named Festiva (I wanna change it). Pau immediately found work but knew it wasn't going to be enough for the two of them. It wasn't long before Miraye became a servant at a brothel. The headmistress of the brothel agreed to train Miraye to become a Courtesan. Miraye only asked if she would have to take customers, and the headmistress declined. Understanding that the girl was young and deserved to have at least one thing in take her time she was here. Miraye adopted a new personality, an outgoing, kind, and witty girl. A motif to her sister personality. Miraye was immediately well liked.

The sisters had similarities but were different physically. Amira had dark red hair and maroon eyes. Miraye had pastel pink hair with red eyes. They had the same color but different variations. Such as Amira had the looks that you would assume a courtesan would have but she wasn't one. Miraye had the looks you would assume a mother would have. If that makes sense.

Anyways, with her being well liked by men. People were just waiting for her to become a courtesan assuming they would be able to have their way with her. Yet, Miraye when she was 16 became known as the "Untouchable Lady" all she would do is play strategy game with her clients, serve tea, play instruments for them, etc. The one thing she refused to do is have sex with them and the head mistress of the brothel agreed. Even with this, she was still extremely popular on the island of Festiva. Pau worked hard and wanted to save enough so they could leave the island and he could buy her out but he was too late.

Miraye price to be bought out was about 6 million berries. Most people on the island couldn't afford it so it was unlikely that she would be bought out until a certain group of pirates came.

The OG heart pirates (Shachi, Penguin, Law, and Bepo) had come to this island and came to have some fun. Shachi and Penguin dragged Law along to come to this infamous brothel on the island. They went and immediately got separated and deciding to be slightly reckless Law decided to try going with a woman as well, but he noticed a girl. Around his age playing a game of chess with a man who clearly was losing. Law asked and would be the next to play for the small price of 500,000 berries for the night and he agreed. Law sat down and a look of surprised came across both of their faces, First, Law was surprised to see this girl had looked similar to Amira... one of his saviors. Second, he didn't realize how young she actually was.

Miraye was surprised due to the fact that, she obviously knew who Law was but to see him 3 years later. She thought she would have to hunt him down. Miraye had a deep-seated hatred for Law. Due to her feeling that he's the reason why she lost Corazon and her sister Amira. Blaming solely him for the reason behind it all. But he was technically a customer so she couldn't deny him. Miraye began to play chess with him and he matched her wit. Law focused on the chess pieces rather than the beautiful girl in front of him. Miraye was curious but silently seething with rage.

The game ended in a tie, and they began talking about things. Law asked why she was so young and working here. Miraye repeated the beginning of his questions asking him why a fellow 16-year-old is here. Law states it wasn't out of his free will and Miraye smirked and decided to see if she could get more money out of him. Miraye flirted with him, he started to get angry before he mumbled out something about how someone could look like Amira but be practically insufferable. Miraye was tempted to kick him out, but small voice told her not.

In the end, they ended up in her private quarters (nothing weird I promise). With Law somehow falling asleep. Miraye had used the power of her devil fruit, a constellation called Lyra the Lyre and some sedation medication that the older courtesans used when they didn't want to sleep with the man they were entertaining. Miraye grabbed a knife and was about to stab law in the chest but she kept hesitating. She's never killed but he took away everything from her. Miraye didn't end killing him and ended up just letting him sleep for now.

When Law awoke, he found himself in brand new Pajamas and in the bed of the courtesan he spent the night with. Miraye entered the room dressed in something less fashionable and literally kicked him out of the room with his clothes in a bag and the 250,000 berries.

Law went to the brothel every night (despite being teased by Shachi and penguin asking if he fell in love with one of the women there). Studying Miraye until he met her again, asking if she wanted to join his crew. Miraye declined but her get told her to go but Miraye couldn't leave, she had to bought out. Law (despite being begged not too by his crew) bought out Miraye.

The head mistress of the brothel had an idea of Miraye backstory (perhaps another mage but we'll never know) and let Miraye go despite Miraye being her top courtesan. Letting Miraye know that she can't make rash decisions. Live her life the way she wanted but to remember, Love is a luxury, a luxury you can't afford. Once Pau found out, He gave all the money he had set aside to buy her out. To Miraye, telling her to be safe and that they'll meet again. Keep in mind Pau is 19 at this point and that he's going to focus on the organization of mages now that he doesn't have to worry about her any more. Miraye nodded, she was a part of this organization but not as deep as her sister was. They said goodbye.

With that Miraye joined. Becoming the main person to gather intel. Being a courtesan on an island gave you a lot of things. How to read people and being able to know how to play them. Law and Miraye were good for a while keeping a professional distance until they were 23.

The landed on an island, an island that was similar to fesitva but Miraye nor Law didn't want to go so they remained on the Polar tang and just drank with each other. But one thing lead to another and they had sex. Law had always wanted a women like Amira so Miraye was just the next best thing. Miraye wanted a reason to get closer to Law so it would be easier to kill him but she kept pushing it off. Miraye didn't understand why.

The Sababoy, Marine Ford, etc. happened. Nothing Major happened in those parts.

In was the last year of the 2-year time skip where Miraye had become more involved in the organization of mages. Slowly becoming a prominent figure in the organization and becoming stronger as a mage and devil fruit user.

Miraye followed Law to punk hazard, helping them fight off the enemy. Miraye was being trained by this other OC of mine, but that OC dies in punk hazard (If you want her lore lmk). It's revealed that Miraye can combine her mage and devil fruit abilities.

The way to explain is that you know when you're doing two things at once and it's hard at first but once you get the hang of it you can do it. That's Miraye way of doing things but the drawback but is that once you're out of power. You're out of power and have to wait for both to recharge.

Dressrosa is where it gets ugly, when the fight breaks out. When Doflamingo and Law are fighting. Law goal was to find Amira's sister, (Miraye) and protect her but he gave up on it assuming that she was living her life and didn't want to disrupt that. Doflamingo revealed because he found out that Miraye was Amira's sister. It caught Law off guard. Yes, similarities but Miraye never mentioned anything about family or friends. Stating she's always lived on Festiva.

Once the battle ends, Law is angry, and tries to find Miraye but she's missing. Obviously, they have to leave without her but the thing is she's in Mages Organization hideout, resting, because she got her SHIT ROCKED but other mages. Pau is by her side now 29 years old.

Zou happens and they find Miraye there studying the Road Poneglyth (No, she can't read them). Luffy and the other strawhats, somewhat know the situation between Law and Miraye. Demanding answers while Miraye doesn't respond. Pau tries to interfere, but Miraye stops him. This entire time, she's carrying herself like how she used to when she was a courtesan. A princess almost.

Miraye tell them everything, how she blamed Law for everything that happened to her. How she attempted to kill him. Yet, she couldn't and still can't. After that she disappears again.

Wano happens but the mages organization well more importantly. Some mages who think they run the entire thing. Decide to split Miraye in two. One of her powers and the other of her memories and emotions. So, these two Miraye's one is how she was as a kid, head strong and stubborn. The other is an emotional less doll who does whatever the people who split her are saying. The one who stubborn and headstrong was caught by Law and the other remains in Onigashima, defending to rear all by herself.

They put them together and Law and Miraye live happily ever after :3 (I'm lying). Once Law loses to black beard, Miraye fight back alongside Bepo. Forcing Bepo to take Law away from the island. They don't know what happens to her, but Law is devasted because he knows that she most likely died. (Keyword: Most likely)

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That's the lore but if you scrolled this far here's some facts about them.

In the mage organization, it's possible to talk to dead relatives. Miraye refuses to use it because she knows her sister would be disappointed (She's not, because she understands)

Amira and Miraye are very good at memorizing things

Pau and Miraye don't have a sibling relationship, sees it as his duty because Miraye has no one else

Pau does have romantic feelings for Miraye but sees Law as the person for her.

When she's mad at Law she'll place bread on his plate of food

Law and Miraye relationship is a secret from the crew

Miraye internalized the saying "Love is a Luxury, a luxury you can't afford"

Hates when Law tries to be romantic with her

Amira gets excited when she sees bugs, wants to use them medicine

The head mistress of the brothel would take in girls but if they were under the age of 18. She refused to let them take customers.

Courtesans between the ages of 18-20, have strict regulations for them. Bribes - Immediate refusal, Protection is a must, Allowed to say no.

That's the reason why Miraye would be in the main room of the brothel

Head Mistress is motherly in a sense but more business. Would scam men who looked bad and Pirates (yes law was scammed for the night. It would usually be 150,000)

When Miraye fights, she uses all types of weapons cause of her constellations

If Corazon and Amira lived, Miraye and Law would have a similar dynamic of Sanji and Zoro.

Miraye ate the conste-conste fruit because it was the only thing that her parents left behind.

IF YOU GOT THIS FAR THANK YOU SO MUCHHHH, If you have any questions feel free to ask!

[thenixkat]

Of Ted Kord's villains, we've got:

-gang-related crime with the Muse showcasing both there being an old very established Italian mafia and at least 5 or 6 of those weird themed gangs. One of those gangs being a group of businessmen who are also down to brawl in the streets

-a gang of thieves (The Squid Gang) led by a rich man

-an art/philosophy-based villain with Our Man

-The Madmen, distractions for hire for villains; Formerly the Fleeter Gang who were bank robbers

-Carapax a dude who accidentally uploaded his brain into an indestructible robot created by Jarvis Kord with Ted's help (Ted made the ceramics that makes the robot indestructible sir you could apply that shit to the Bug, pls) who was a rival of Dan Garrett in his human life

-Chronos the Time Thief and Doctor Alchemy, villains for elsewhere that had reasons to be in Ted's city.

-An anarchist and disgruntled Kord Inc. employee in Overthrow (and I'm still mad that he wasn't revealed to be the dude that Ted's girlfriend decided to cheat on him with even tho signs were pointing to that b4 the reveal)

-That fucking covert agent working for Cornelius/Krieg, the world's largest multi-national pharmaceutical corporation, Catalyst who was never revealed to Ted as having kidnapped and tortured one of his friends/employees. Just! My frustration that so many plot threads in Ted's DC solo never getting resolved

-Mento of the Doom Patrol. I'm still mad that fucker mutated, kidnapped, and enslaved Mr. Calhoun and Ted was't allowed to make that fucker free his friend/employee. No one ever rescued Mr. Calhoun and it upsets me

-Firefist, apparently a notable enough villain of Ted's to include in the movie. Man hated the firefighters for not saving him. Granted he ended up dead in his final confrontation with Ted.

-Uncle Jarvis. Man's dead as hell by the time Ted is on the streets as Blue Beetle. Granted its wild that villainy runs in the Kord family if that one alternate Ted and Victoria Kord are anything to go by.

-The Spectre (not that one) a murderer and thief who stole an invisibility suit. Ended up dead at the end of the comic he appeared in

-A spy for an unknown country. Ted... sank their submarine killing everyone on board. (Ted has at least one underwater bazooka in the Bug so its safe to assume that Ted is packing some lethal weapons in the Bug)

-Count Von Steuben, aka The Masked Marauder. Has beef with Ted Kord's civilian persona for destroying his reputation. Tried to steal experimental records from Kord's shit

-Maxwell Fisher the cop on Ted's ass about Dan's death. Found out that Ted was the Blue Beetle and tried to blackmail him

-Killer Koke, another bank robber with a gang

-The Men of The Mask, a cult based in the Mountain of Mider. Ted investigating the surprise return of Dan Garrett (turned out to be a fake, one of Dan's rivals who disguised himself as Dan) followed him to an expedition where they came into conflict with the cult. Ted killed two members of the cult by luring them into the torture device they tried to kill him with.

-The city government of that one town that was using Ted's patents without his permission for fascist ends. Ted legit took out a city government in a night by himself once cause fuckers stole his shit to use for police brutality.

[airlocksandaviaries]

Spy Dashboard Simulator

⚫️ anonymous

I just think that spies these days are getting a little messy, you know? Like. If everyone knows your name, you’re not doing your job correctly. You’re not even doing your job at all really

🚙 spycar-passenger-princess

OP. WHO DID YOU HAVE TO KILL TO GET THAT URL??

⚫️ anonymous

Too many. But in the end, it was worth it.

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💄FemmeFatale

Soooo does anyone have any good nail polish that’s accurately blood red and doesn’t chip when I try to punch someone in the face? Asking for a friend

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🧗🏻 RecklessRascal96

Listen I think we’re too hard on people who don’t completely follow the mission parameters in order to accomplish the mission. As long as you accomplished it and saved as many people as you could, you’re good! People are too strict about rules sometimes. I don’t know why this isn’t more commonly accepted.

💻 FinneasFreak

Did someone get disavowed again?

🧗🏻RecklessRascal96

:(

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⛓️ a-random-thug

Oh Boy I’m back taking my shift guarding the Disk Drive Containing Highly Sensitive Information! I sure do hope nothing bad happens to me

🔪The-Silent-Spy

⛓️ a-random-thug

Uhhhh did anyone else see that?

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💾 The-Butch-in-the-Chair

Friendly reminder that even if you didn’t save everyone on that mission, you still tried your best and you’re still a good spy. I love you ❤️

📍forgot-my-pseudonym

OP 😭

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♠️ largescaletrolleyproblems

Remember that interrogation and kidnapping can literally be a coping mechanism for some people!! Dont know how many times I have to say it <333

🤝 just-another-sidekick

ISNT OP THE MASTERMIND BEHIND EVERY THEFT AND TERROR OPERATION IVE HELPED SHUT DOWN THIS YEAR??

💣 detonator-timer-official

17 SECONDS

🚙 spycar-passenger-princess

HELLO????

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🕶️Miss-Ion-Accomplished

Spies pls remember to have ur buddy check ur disguise before you go out in the field 😭 I can’t tell you how many times I’ve gone into an undercover mission with the wrong mustache or half an earlobe missing 💀

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🖊️ taserpen-deactivated-06-12-2023

So like. Are the CIA and MI6 gonna kiss or

🕴️Not-The-CIA

Delete this post.

🏃🏻enemyofthestate

THEY FUKCING KILLED HIM 😭😭😭

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🍸shaken-not-stirred

Guys please stop asking me if I’m James Bond I swear I’m just a fan don’t come at me

🔍 I-find-your-secret-identity

IDENTIFIED: JAMES BOND

🍸shaken-not-stirred

WHAT THE FUCK

💨 stuck-in-the-air-duct

Someone please let me out of here I miss my family

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I’d love to see a dashboard simulator for spies