#KIDNAP ME SPY PLS

[radskull]

Angry, filled with rage, I found out I’m working on Christmas from like 8:15 to 7:00

Mr. Spy TF2 save me please

[flwoie]

LOVE IN DISGUISE — PARK SUNGHOON

SUMMARY Secrets are meant to be kept. Sunghoon never keeps secrets though, well except one—his friends being members of a super secret spy team. He finds out on the night he gets kidnapped and is rescued by them. That night, his friend offers him to be a part of the team to stop an organization, SPY-DER LILLIES, from destroying their campus and agency, I.R.I.S (International Resource for Intellectual Spies). And like the goofy goober he is, he joins for a jetpack and to impress his longtime friend and crush, the black cat agent, in order to win her heart before the spiders come crawling up his back.

TUNE IN TO WATCH THE SERIES OF SUNGHOON LEARNING HOW TO BE THE WORLD’S GREATEST SPY WITH HIS FRIENDS AND HIS JETPACK!

STARRING spy! sunghoon x spy! f! reader (WITH txt’s beomgyu, loossemble’s yeojin, lsfm’s kazuha, nwjns’ minji, kiof’s belle, xdh’s junhan)

GENRE smau + written, romcom, episodic, friends to lovers, college au, spy au, characters inspired by my friend group, heavily inspired by that one spy kickin’ it episode (s3, ep 21)

CONTAINS 15+, profanity, light violence, brainrot😭, spy terminology isn’t fully accurate, also 50% of the chapters in here are not even spy related, incorrect timestamps (pls ignore) (chapters will specify warnings)

STATUS airing (whenever i feel like it @ 5PM CST) | july 9, 2024 - …

SOUNDTRACK

TAGLIST IS OPEN ✧ SEND AN ASK OR COMMENT UNDER MAIN MASTERLIST

🗯️ GUYS IK IVE BEEN DIPPING SMAUS BUT TRUST ME, I WONT DIP THIS ONE….

📻 : “I.R.I.S. TEAM 5 REPORTING, OVER…!”

MISSION #001 — PILOT IN DISGUISE

↳ sunghoon joins his friends’ spy team

one : jetpack joyride [0.9k]

two : the haters be hating [0.3k + smau]

three : my tall american friend

four : cuz im a sigma…👻

five : theres many girls in the fish

six : chicken butt

seven : when there's a screen, ao3 must be seen

eight : im gonna touch u lil bro

MISSION #002 — PARTY IN DISGUISE

↳ the boys throws a boys-only party in the lair while you’re out of town

nine : back early [0.2k]

ten : w rizz amirite

eleven : fake gucci pants..

twelve : H H HELL NAH🤦‍♀️ [0.5k]

thirteen : like the roblox game?

fourteen : the hell is spoogle images [0.7k + smau]

MISSION #003 — ENEMY IN DISGUISE

↳ the team keeps tabs on an I.R.I.S spy-in-training, who’s possibly a part of the SPY-DER LILLIES

fifteen : and ur dumb

sixteen : hide ur ladies🤫🥱

seventeen : luh luh loserrr

eighteen : what an ugly pepperoni […]

ninteen : PAUSE…

twenty : btw calc is short for calculator […]

twenty one : diss me diss me now u gotta kiss me

MISSION #004 — GAMES IN DISGUISE

↳ when the team is sent on a mission to defeat a tech team of SPY-DER LILLIES, they get transported to the internet world

... to be added

MISSION #005 — WITNESS IN DISGUISE

↳ the team joins a witness protection program after witnessing a fight between two canadian spy organizations

… to be added

MISSION #006 — CRUSHES IN DISGUISE

↳ in order for sunghoon to pass his final spy assessment, he needs to get over his crush

... to be added

MISSION #007 — CAMP IN DISGUISE

↳ the team is recruited to be camp counsellors for I.R.I.S spies-in-training

... to be added

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[cozzzynook]

I’ve been thinking of triple changer bee, hear me out now pls. I don’t have his origins nailed down yet but so far I got: he was originally forged as a seeker, but minibot style since the war was beginning and most of the resources were being taken up leaving only scraps. later, for some reason, he got a T-cog for a grounder alt mode and he refrained himself from using his flyer alt mode after. occasionally he does fly but rarely and on his own. he doesn’t have wings like other seekers do, instead his wings are extra durable armor on his frame (ex. his arms). but when he gets to earth and gains both alt modes he gets door wings because cybertronian cars don’t have doors.

why am I telling you this? because I think you’ll like it and if you have anything else to add onto this! like ships or anything, like what how do you think the bots bee’s close with would react to this small bug being a triple changer. love your writing!!

Thank you so much! Send as many asks or ramble/ideas as you like 🩷

I like this idea and him not using his seeker frame much despite being one before becoming a grounder is so cool and opens the door for me to say he was raised by the elite trine during the war and at that time sparklings were huge targets and weakness and seekers were being hunted since almost all of them joined the decepticon cause.

So Starscream, Thundercracker and Skywarp would teach Bee to only use his wings when with them in private so he wouldn’t be an even bigger target.

I’m putting my own spin on this saying Bee had what was considered a dysfunctional t-cog since he didn’t have typical seeker wings. Instead he had wings that resembled an actual bumblebee. His door wings would transform and fan out allowing him to take flight. His wings gave off the hum of an actual bee and he was quite fast in the air but he couldn’t reach the same feats regular seekers could but his small stature worked in his favor when it came to speed and agility.

He wasn’t used in the war since the trine didn’t want their sparkling in danger but he still wanted to prove himself and so he would sneak off to Megatron when he was old enough and the mech would give him the job of spying on the autobots.

At first Megatron only sent him to places that weren’t dangerous so he could keep the mini from actual harm since he would not have Starscream or the other two actually trying and succeeding in offlining him for endangering their sparkling.

It wasn’t until Bee had to hide in the lower bowels of autobot territory did he gather important information that later helped him become an actual spy and find a grounder t-cog that was added to his frame later on so he could blend in better.

The trine hated it but Bee was so happy he could do something and prove himself since he was so the smallest, youngest and weakest among their group.

No one really minded since he was the bitty of their ranks along with a few others but Bee did.

Bee had the typical seeker frame that was slender and no bulk with a blade in one arm and a small energy canon in the other. His carriers Starscream, Thundercracker and Skywarp hated the way his frame ended up looking like a femme when he fully became an adult mecha. Bee loved it but they hated it because they didn’t think any bot was worthy to look at their baby while Bee had to suffer getting spike blocked by his carriers and all the older bots who would shove the mechs his age away from him.

Bee loved his carriers but he needed a moment, just a moment, away from them.

That moment turned into him being kidnapped and taken as a “survivor” in autobot clutches.

Bee immediately commed his carriers and Megatron only to see Longarm who he knew was actually Shockwave in disguise. He managed to find a moment alone with the shape changer and reveal a hidden servo code in case the mech didn’t know who he was.

“I know exactly who you are little bee. I’ve already alerted your carriers and Lord Megatron of your location just as you have. You were smart to do so but not smart to go off on your own like that.”

“Im a grown mecha I can have a moment alone!”

He had little flicks of electricity dancing between his horns at his frustration and Shockwave didn’t make it any better when he laughed calling him a sparkling.

“That may be, but you are still a youngling at spark.”

“Ugh!”

The plan was to get Bee to a certain location so the cons could grab him but the autobots snatched Bee when Shockwave was busy at a council meeting and took him onto the command ship lead by Sentinel Prime and Jazz who has held Optimus Prime, Ratchet, Bulkhead and Prowl along with Jetfire and Jetstorm.

Bee wakes up to his carriers frantic comms and Shockwaves massages along with Megatron demanding his status.

He immediately shares optic feed with his carriers out of fear because he’s never been away from them, not like this. Not since they found him at the hot spot waiting for their cna to make complete him.

He sheds a few static fluids trying to put on a brave face plate only to be completely terrified by the two mechs Jazz and Prowl sneaking up on him and asking if he was alright.

He’s not proud to admit he shrieked and swiped his claws at them before high tailing. He’s happy he at least did one thing in defense besides run but he was not proud to hide as he tried finding a data room to get coordinates to leave.

Thankfully his carriers and Megatron knew the system he was traveling and his carriers were on their way. But it would take years to get there without a transwarp, he told them as much and all three of his carriers were foaming at the mouth at the realization they had to leave him to get back home himself.

“I’ll come back to you…I promise..I’ll gather any intel that could be useful while playing my role. Any luck and I can make my way back to him on Cybertron.”

They knew who bee meant and they still didn’t like it but Bee tried to put on the front of a brave soldier and Megatron respected him enough to humor it even if he was shaking at the vocalizer.

“Please don’t forget me,” he whispered before he cut transmission off and stood.

Luck was on his side because autobots never knew his existence thanks to careful crafting and his amazing gift of espionage despite his loud mouth and colorful frame. He really was one of the best spies the cons had to offer and he trained under the best with watchful optics from his carriers.

But now he was a grown mech on his own and it was time he grew up.

“Kid, I know you’re scared but we won’t hurt ya. We just wanted ta check on ya,” Bee jumped in surprise at the sound of the older mech so close to him.

He looked behind himself to see all the mechs on board giving him a sympathetic gaze and he hated it.

He had knowledge on who each bot was in the room and the one he truly disliked was the aft head making his way towards him with a frown on his face and a pipe up his exhaust port.

“Don’t go causing any more trouble just because you’re scared civi. Got it!”

He wanted to upper cut the spikeless mech but the one named Optimus stepped forward quite literally pushing Sentinel out of the way and bending a little to speak to Bee politely.

“We should’ve had a better plan and someone friendly like Bulkhead here to greet you when you woke but we were preoccupied. I apologize for the panic we’ve caused you. Please, ask any questions you’d like and I’ll do my best to answer.”

“Please don’t bend down to talk to me I’m not a new spark I’m almost a two million years old.”

“Not a new spark my aft,” Ratchet grouched smirking.

If he didn’t remind Bee of a grandsire he’d be fuming right about now.

“I’m sorry for that,” Optimus’s helm fins moved back in embarrassment and the one named Jazz slung an arm around Prowls waist, probably conjunx judging from the familiarity, as they came a little closer.

“Names Jazz, this here’s my spark Prowler,” “—Just Prowl,” the black and gold mech cut in, “that there’s Bulkhead best space bridge tech in all cybertron, Ratchet the best medic in Cybertron, thee Optimus Prime, the twins Jetfire and Jetstorm and the loveable aft Sentinel.”

“Thats Sentinel Prime, captain of this pitiful crew and ship to you lieutenant Jazz.”

Bee could think of plenty of ways to make Sentinels offlining look like an accident but he couldn’t chance it with Ratchet here. That mech would find it and he’d be screwed.

“Where am I and why am I here?”

“We’re heading to a comrade planet and we were told to bring you along because high command couldn’t chance the cons coming after you.”

“What? Coming after me?”

What they took as fear was really Bee hurt that he couldn’t have left sooner.

“Seems some dangerous cons were skulking around to bring you back kid,” Ratchet answered for the group.

“Yeah, a real dangerous group lead by a femme named Strika,” Bulkhead spoke nervously.

“We agreed it best to bring you for your safety and we’re glad we did. An extremely dangerous mech managed to get through some of our best elite guards. He was almost…point is..young one, we’re glad we got to you and left on time.”

Optimus spoke to him in a tone that would be comforting if thats what his situation required. But as it stands he didn’t need their comfort, he needed freedom to return home and the knowledge he was so close yet ripped from it while recharging left him feeling a piece of his spark tear.

“What..what was their designation?”

They looked nervous to say but one spoke up.

“A triple changer by the name Blitzwing tore his way through. He was adamant about getting to you. He wouldn’t stop following us until we jumped through the space bridge. After that received word he was erratic before leaving.”

Bee couldn’t stop himself from dropping to the floor boards staring at nothing.

Blitzwing…

Blitzwing came for him..

He ignored his carriers embarrassing rejections of never being allowed near their sparkling.

He went out on his own to find him.

Blitzwing.

The one mech who always made him laugh and left his favorite flowers on his berth cushion every week.

The same mech who made him helm crystals by servo.

The same crystals he’d kept tucked away in his locked subspace for fear of them being taken or broken.

Blitzwing..Blitzwing came looking for him and only left because he had to.

He still felt for Bee.

And now he may never get to see the mech again.

“Blitz…”

The other’s took his response as fear but his spark cried out for the only one he wanted.

As they tried to get through him, his resolve solidified further.

He would get home.

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[nakimesbiwa]

Mitsuri and Obanai yandere headcanons

PLS THEY ARE SO HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YESS IKR

FIRST UP

Mitsuri Yandere headcanons

Doesn't like to see people get closer to you! BAM they're dead the next day!

If she has the courage to be friends with you; She will cling to you a lot watching people everywhere.

Watched you from afar. You don't know that Mitsuri is planning your future with her

Well the plan goes faster when she finds out you love her! She will feel really happy. Blushing a lot!

When she kidnapped you she was weirdly very nice to you! Food, hugs, and kisses!

She will not isolate you in her room. You can play games and make food.

KINDA forces things onto you. Like cuddling with her on your first day being here.

With all you can do here's what you can't; Go outside, call anyone, and DON'T go in the basement. Very easy rules! Right?...

If you escape; She will let your first one slide. But the second one she will guilt-trip you to make you feel bad for her and not to escape again. Like "Y/n! I'm trying my best and you escape me Why?" Or "I thought you loved me?"

But If you don't escape and be loyal to her she will trust you more letting you go outside with her or yourself!

She loves you too much to harm/hurt you!

Finally, names such as; love dear/dearly, sweetheart, and baby.

NOW

Obanai yandere headcanons

Spys on you like a pro like really...He's just too good at it.

I bet he knows it wrong but cares about you and your safety

OKAY. Imagine this; You and Obanai have set to be partners for a project Obanai is really excited to spend time with you. After finishing your project you get hit with a hammer or whatever. SO AY.

Obanai really likes you and that says a lot you know woman. No one is stopping him from kidnapping you NO ONE.

You will have no relationship with other people. Obanai has already claimed you as his.

When you are kidnapped he will erm...Kinda? But not rarely in fact he doesn't want to hurt you at all reminds him of his past (if I'm saying it right) I change my mind he isn't going to harm you.

If you escape well you almost can't but I'm not sure...The snake (not down there) scares the shit out of you all the time

But if you stay loyal he will get all clingy to not wanting to lose you and be lovely to you giving you your fav foods, clothes, etc!

Believes in trust. You can go on night walks with him or just sit outside his house he loves it and he listens to you when you talk.

Names; Dear, def love. or just any silly name that he comes to. But he calls you a snake when you have silly arguments.

side-eyes anyone who looks at you, bad, good, lovely. Talks random shit to you in your ear.

I have many ideas for Obanai...I MEAN I WAS GOING SOME WHERE..

PLUS I KEEP FORGETING I HAVE MY COMMENT OFF I CAN'T FIX IT BEACAUSE I MAKE ALL OF MY FICS ON MY LAPTOP HELPPPPPPPP,

[cbsxreader]

I ASKED ANOTHER FRIEND TO TELL ME THE MERCS' + MS. PAULING'S NAMES AND JOBS.

This one is way more unhinged because they were probably high on markers when I asked them abt this. (The first one)

Pls don't get offended this is just a joke

Scout

Name: Bernard

Job: Drug dealer

Soldier

Name: Matthew

Job: Bombing countries

Pyro

Name: Mr. Big Jacket

Job: Kidnaps people's kids if they don't pay rent (trust me, i'm just as confused as you are)

Demoman

Name: Mr. Pee Pee (bc the sticky note)

Job: Commiting arson

Engineer

Name: Boom Boom Thomson

Job: does Minecraft

Heavy

Name: Mr. Boom Buster 600

Job: Does taxes

Medic

Name: Doctor Pew Pew bbg

Job: Shoots people (apparently)

Sniper

Name: Cowboy Nice Shoes

Job: Does Anime Horse Girl stuff

Spy

Name: Mr. Buisness

Job: Does buisness

Ms. Pauling

Name: Jennifer

Job: Strip dancer (they also said she looked like a lego friends figurine)

[reiynm]

REIYN‼️

REIYN

Reiyn- listen—

Listen to me

If you ever have the chance or patience, whenever you're bored and/or don't feel like doing much or have anything in the way

You should make a SFW Alphabet for your yandere. (And only if you're comfortable, an NSFW one too)

Pls-

I'm on my hands and knees here...

The world DEMANDS IT /j (no pressure just a suggestion ❤️❤️❤️)

Okay! Okay!! OKAY!! 😂

Just the sfw version for now tho, I'll tag you if I do a NSFW one ;D

Probably broken english btw I had to pass my english dictionary to my roommate and I don't know when I will get it again urg ;w;

SFW Alphabet

A = Affection (How affectionate are they? How do they show affection?) He's not particularly affectionate 🤔 But with you… He'd always be on you, if you'd let him!

C = Cuddles (Do they like to cuddle? How would they cuddle?) Hard to say… Before he met you, he wouldn't let anyone near him, let alone cuddle him. So I would say he likes it but only with you.

E = Ending (If they had to break up with their partner, how would they do it?) He will never break up with you and he will never let you go.

K = Kisses (What are their kisses like? Where do they like to kiss you? Where do they like to be kissed?) Your hands and your forehead, but he just likes to smooch you (no matter where). And he loves to bite your bottom lip before kissing (if you're comfortable enough with him)

i = i love you (how fast do they say the L-word?) Don't say it often but only because for him it's just obvious. He wouldn't go to so much trouble if he didn't love you xD Bro literally kidnapped you after all.

j = jealousy (how jealous do they get? what do they do when they're jealous?) Very jealous, and reacts to it very VERY badly. Can get nervous if you show a little too much attention to anyone. Situations where he could become jealous are to be avoided at all costs. He always has an eye on you, especially on the "roommate" route. If someone gets a little too close to you, even in a friendly way, you can be sure that this person will disappear the very same day (and no need to ask questions, he'll deny everything…)

o = open (when would they start revealing things about themselves?) Bwaha good luck with that. If you want to know stuff about his past or his life, you'll have to spy on him, because he'll never tell you anything. Never.[SPOILER] The only thing you know for sure is that he's not a bodyguard. It's an excuse he uses to not scare you.

p = patience (how easily angered are they?) He has the patience of a Saint. Seriously, even after all the times you try to escape xD The only thing that makes him freak out or lose his patience is attacking him and/or managing to hurt him (Y/N will learn it the hard way)

z = zzz (what is a sleep habit of theirs?) Sleep with one eye open. If you try to do anything against him while he's sleeping, it won't work. He always shamelessly invites himself into your bed (no matter the path you choose) and wants to have Y/N against him when he sleeps.

P.S: I love @pica-bunny heacanon about his body odor. So now he smells like pine trees :D

[dracomeir]

23 with the rgb trio pls

23. when they have to hold someone they loved at a gun point? why would it even occur?

Prompt list can be found here.

Decided to come up with a possible scenario that could occur for my spy AU Shot Through The Heart. For better context, Pico is a spy who becomes Girlfriend's bodyguard in order to gain information about the Dearest family, and take them out if they're truly a threat. He ends up falling in love with her, and betrays the spy organization. Boyfriend is also a spy, and he thinks GF used charm magic to control his lover. He also falls in love with her after multiple attempts to free the ginger from a non-existent spell.

Long post ahead. (I will not remember this whenever I get around to writing this AU's story. lmao)

Boyfriend had no idea what the hell he was doing when he randomly decided to kidnap Girlfriend. It seemed like a good idea at the time when he was surrounded by Pico, and several members of the mafia in an abandoned building in the middle of nowhere. The don's daughter's didn't even resist when he grabbed her. As they ran upstairs, a few gunshots rang out. The bullets ricochet off the metal steps, and they heard Pico snap at the gunman after he pistol whipped him.

"You fucking idiot. You could've hit the princess!" The ginger looked at the others. "Why are you just fucking standing there? After him!"

Spurred into action, the mobsters gave chase. They ended up on the roof, and blocked the only way out. They saw Boyfriend point a gun at Girlfriend as Pico stepped in front of the group. They heard the kidnapper say,

"Stay back, or I'll shoot her."

Pico replied, "Okay."

"The fuck you mean, 'Okay?' Aren't you supposed to protect her?"

"Yeah, but what are you going to do once she's dead? Jump off the roof? You'll lose your only means of negotiation."

"Uh..."

"Thought so. Let her go, and I might let you live."

"Huh?! I thought you loved me. Why are you working for the enemy?"

"Because it's my job? How fucking stupid are you?" For fuck's sake, remember my mission, dumbass.

"I'm not stupid, babe. This witch used magic to make you turn against me. There's no way you'd be doing this otherwise."

"For the last fucking time, I'm not charmed by her!"

The mobsters were starting to get confused by the situation as Boyfriend said, "Don't worry, babe. I'll free you from the mafia's clutches. Just help me get out of here."

Pico sighed. Then pointed his pistol at Boyfriend. "This is your last chance, BF. Let her go." And please fucking shut up. You're going to give me away.

"Yeah, right. There's no way you'd shoot m—" A bullet grazed his cheek. "You fucking shot me!"

"No shit, Sherlock. The next one is going through your skull if you don't let her go in five seconds. Five..."

"What?!"

"Four..."

"Don't shoot me, babe."

"Three..."

"You're joking, right?"

"Two..."

"Surely the power of love will make you realize the mistake you're about to make."

"One."

Boyfriend closed his eyes as a gunshot rang out. Not feeling any pain, he opened them to see a mobster was shot instead. He heard Pico sigh before taking advantage of the others' shock to quickly eliminate them. Then he saw the look of disappointment on his face before hearing,

"You're a fucking idiot."

Girlfriend slipped out of Boyfriend's grasp easily due to him trying to process what just happened. She rushed towards the ginger to hug him. "My hero!"

"Yeah, yeah. Now let me go." Pico returned his gaze to his other lover. "You're lucky we're basically nowhere right now, or I wouldn't have been able to do this."

Boyfriend finally realized what happened, and gasped. "The power of love worked. I knew you wouldn't shoot me."

"That's not what hap— Nevermind. We're going home." Pico held Girlfriend's hand to bring her along.

"Wait, what? You're still being controlled by her?" Boyfriend ran after them. "Release your hold on him, bitch."

The ginger suddenly stopped, and tripped the other man to make him fall down the stairs. His boyfriend managed to roll down safely, only to end up hitting his head on the wall. Pico kicked him over to see he was unconscious.

"Good. One less headache for the day."

"Are you sure leaving him here is a good idea?"

"Eh. He'll be fine."

And with that, the duo left Boyfriend behind to get some pizza.

[mandalhoerian]

bruh my comment was too long to post under the new chapter so i’m sending an ask. saw the ao3 notif and scheduled to read it this fine evening, good thing i was like “lemme scroll on tumblr and see what’s up” because SJFKDJLXBZB the face i made when i saw i was tagged and followed BY YOU? also ma’am 🤚🏻wdym nobody comments like i do. like what do you mean. i have a concerning relationship with receiving praise so i advise you to stfu (affectionately).

my poor girl vera can’t catch a break, loss after loss after loss in such a short period. i just want to give her lots and lots of hugs (consensually). on another note i love that she clocked ada’s intentions right away bc capcom wtf is that writing. one person taking down a whole organization is like sending only one person to save president’s kidnapped daughter (laugh track). let me tell you i have been waiting for this 🤌🏻 vera and ada interacting 🤌🏻 leon being there all charming and naive and trusting people easily 🤌🏻 shai you just get the dynamics of all the characters *so right* 🤌🏻

sorry for the excessive amount of parentheses and emojis let me just find another obnoxiously annoying emoji to spam about the intimacy between leon and vera. 🤧 it’s this one but i’m wiping my snot away from crying about it. the small touches between the two are so tender in this fucked up world 🤧 vera’s hand on his forearm… leon collecting her in his arms, comforting her 🤧 his arm on her shoulder 🤧 i could cry and get a headache from thinking about them. i’m so serious.

(gnawing at the bars of my enclosure) JILL VALENTINE MENTION???? VERA KNOWS HER? WHAT IS THE LORE? I NEED TO KNOW.

how does one end a delirious comment. uhhh. so yeah. i love nttd and vera so much and i’m so happy that it’s back babyyyy.

Ofc I followed!!!! I don't remember why I didn't in the first place like but like ???? ur making it sound like I'm some big shot but like pls im a loser who's writing oc fanfiction on the internet and is so lucky and grateful to get people invested in it!!!!! AND YES nobody comments like you do! You're the dream of a fanfiction author ON GOD. THANK YOU SO MUCH

ramble below to keep your dashboards clean:

I think we talked about this over on ao3 but honestly re2r's ada just doesn't make sense to me. The FBI cover is logical (when you first think about it), but the way she's immediately pulling a gun on Annette the minute they see her and DECLARING her intentions isn't. She then proceeds to reveal her target is Annette, and then her going with the FBI thing becomes less logical, bc why would Annette hand over the G-Virus sample to the feds, either? It's entirely a shock factor thing revolved around Leon, she's only fooling him -- or maybe, she's fooled Ben like this, too, and was forced to stick to her cover when shit went down, we don't know 😭 why did they do my girl ada like that... (ngl re4r ada supremacy. period.)

But either way, un-truths she would throw as a bone to a "civilian" like Leon would of course be caught by Vera, nugget by nugget, while still making her think "mayhaps the FBI is misinformed????" -- I didn't want to ruin that fine line by Ada going on about Annette making the virus and her being the most dangerous of all "g-virus g-virus g-virus" or whatever because 1) WHY WOULD A SPY DO THAT???? 2) it would surely make Vera go "yeah NOPE" 💀💀

it's so much fun for them to try sussing each other out, Light and L mind games over there while Leon is happily frolicking. not one thought behind those eyes 😭

ALSO LIKE YES THE TOUCHES!!!!!! It's Leon initiating all of them for me 👹👹👹 physical touch taking over when words can't. my favorite thing of all UGGHHHHHHHH THANK YOU FOR JOINING ME IN MY MISERY

ALSO totally not going "actually 🤓☝" as I'm saying this because it's been HALF A WHOLE YEAR + the fic is over 100K words -- Vera knows Jill from post!mansion incident - pre!outbreak, in that ephemeral "investigation" phase of Jill's. I do mention it in the fic that Vera supplies information to Jill (as around that time she's trying to get rid of the weight of all she knows and trying to pass on the "hero's job" to someone else) and they exchange their findings while trying to be careful not to get caught by ppl Umbrella put on Jill's tail. I think I wrote it in passing that Vera was disguised as a secretary and sat back-to-back with Jill on a booth in one of those occasions? She's loosely connected to re3r by having a brief appearance in carlos' police station section in my head, entrusting Jill to him and all and promising to meet up with them in the station once she talks to her dad about it ☹

"delirious comment" WDYM ITS MY LIFEBLOOD THANK YOU 😭

[pepsi-pinacola]

VegasPete(and other couples) fanfic suggestions - pls help me choose what to write first

(This is a long post. Suggestions and list is below. There is a poll at the end of the post.)

Hello! Starting tomorrow I will finally have more time to write more of my VegasPete(and another KP-verse pairing) fanfic. I also have a lot (a lot) of other ideas and I would like to get your opinion. "take responsibility for[…]" will have about 4/5 chapters so I can slowly work on another story, but I don't know which one. This is why…. …. that's why below are some suggestions:) I would like you to choose which story you like the most and which less. Then I will know what you want to read and I will make a sensible plan of action, writing and publishing :D Below is a list of suggestions(descriptions are short, because plot plans are still being developed). You can write comments, write me messages or reblog and add answers :) I will be very happy for every response.

1.VegasPete, KinnPorsche - "Gain a Husband and Lose a Husband on Vacation" (title may change)

Vegas and Tawan are married. The Theerapanyakul family is not in the mafia, but they are rich. Vegas decides to get rid of Twan and hires hitmen Pete and Porsche. They go to the resort where they have to carry out the whole operation.

2. VegasPete - "What I Win at Cards" Vegas arrives at an underground casino to make a deal. There he meets the croupier Pete. Vegas begins to spend more and more time there and begins to become addicted. But Pete saves the day in time.

3. VegasPete, KinnPorsche, KimChay - "Tell Me Who We Are" As a result of deception by an enemy family, Vegas is brutally beaten and stranded on a small island, left for dead. Pete and Porsche find him. They take her to the hospital, where it turns out she has amnesia. Vegas recovers and begins living on a small island with Pete. His memory slowly returns, but it's hard for him to leave, he starts to like Pete on the island. Kinn searches for him and finds him, and he's on his way back, but can Vegas come back now?

4. KinnPorsche, VegasPete - "I won't give you to them anymore" Porsche is the bodyguard of Vegas. Kinn kidnaps him in hopes that he will tell him Minor Family's plans. As a "support" he sends Pete to the mansion to additionally spy.

5. KimChay - "May your hands always be care about my wounds" Kim meets a cute volunteer at the hospital. He starts visiting the hospital more often, even though Chay gets migraines every time he sees Kim's injuries.

6. VegasPete, KimChay, KinnPorsche - "I found him myself! Can Pete stay!?" Kim, Kinn and Porsche must look after Venice. Though Vegas's heart aches, he entrusts his brother to them and leaves for two weeks. Upon returning, he finds Venice's new babysitter at the mansion. For once, he's not angry with Kinn.

7. VegasPete(A/B/O) - "Mine, Yours, Ours" (working title) Kinn and Porsche are two alphas who want a pup. They take out the sugogat (Pete). That's how Vegas meets Pete; when he's carrying his cousin's baby.

(All stories will be written, vote on which comes first, second, etc. I will arrange the order based on the votes.)

[frogzxch]

Transported to another universe

ya'll this is my first time tryin to make a fanfic, i hope that i will get better soon or imrpove this fanfics huhu

WARNING: fights , complicated relationship, angts , random characters! Pls don't attack me whenever this is not kinda canon of pantalone 💀 might have miss spelled or miss type words

[ Pearing: Pantalone x fem reader ]

suggest some tips lolll it's my first time bro

You suddenly woke up in a unrecognized place you where under the tree waking up when the sun light disturb you, you suddenly sit up and observing the place and try to remember where you are

y/n pov: " ugh.. where am i-?? "

You couldn't remember anything about this place so you got up and felt weird you process your mind while you where walking around the forest, you walk by the river and you look at your appearance you look different you where shock for a second that you jump a little.

y/n: " i think i have been transferred from this kind of place-.. god- "

You're hair was curly and short with brunette colored hair and you had some freckles and you also have unique colored green eyes with the mix of blue you look kinda dirty also and your clothes where like for poor people on the streets.

Time past and it's night already and your still trying to find a place to stay a little bit, until you found some fatui guards in your area you where curious about them and so you kidnapped one and beat the living hell out of him after that you hid his body from a place no one will notice, you also stoled the guard clothing and then blend in through the other fatui guards.

You soon lined up or followed the guards from what they where doing that is to stand beside the entrance and guard, the door opened and there it is a tall figured man with black long hair his face looked like a god that you would kneel and worship for but the face was just a mask for show his glasses shines and his aura was just powerful you saw a black haired girl walking beside him she was also beautiful it's like they where lover's in your eyes. The guard's soon greeted them both with a bow and you also followed bowing.

At the next day you again dressed as one of the guards no one still know about you and you where walking with some guards to go with the black haired girl you saw last night, and there you know her name ( Ying Yue ) she was the black haired man lover that you saw she ordered you to follow her going shopping while the rest of the guards stayed, you where kinda nervous and a little bit scared for some reason you kinda feel like someone was spying on you but you ignored it.

After ying yue shopping spree you're arms where tired of carrying the thing's she buyed you wondered how much money does her lover have little did you know he was one the fatui but you don't know about the fatui things since you just got transported into the world.

You started to miss your own place that is every night you would think of a way to go home but it always fails you cried silently sometimes when you sleep in your room [ which is it was the guard room that you killed ] at the next day you again was ordered to protect the lady it was annoying all the time since she has bad attitude she would be braty and sometimes at night you would hear them both doing sexual things and it just disturb you.

The day that the lady was ambush by some men and hurted her and you failed to prorect her... You're heart was tribbling and you feel nervous scared and you feel suffocate when you know that you would be blamed maybe something will happen to you after the lady was hurt, you heared so many rumors that the lover of the lady was really cruel when it comes to his lady being hurt or worst.

Then they said he would torture the one's that are involved especially the guard that is with his lady your head was about to go crazy after hearing those rumors, there was only one thing to do.

And that is to run away as soon as you can when you still have your time you didn't want to die or something bad happend to you yet since you just arrived you decided to escape at night after pantalone came rushing back to the mansion after his works all day and also the news he received. And you did you run as you can your heart was beating so fast it was midnight you where still running through the woods and it was dark and cold.

And you stop when you see there where no one you can see you sat down under the tree once again crying because of what the heck is happening you just wanted to burts all of your emotions instead of keeping it inside you all the time, you heard something from the shadow of the forest you suddenly froze for a second you got up and ready to defend yourself from whatever that is last thing you know you where knock off.

You woke up from a room that is so luxurious you where tied up and then there he is the man standing and looked all scary to you pantalone walk closer to you and said the words you where hella scared of.

Pantalone: " did you really think you could just escape me dear? "

he chuckled for a moment he grab your hair and raise you up he's holding your hair to tight that it hurted. You where sweating and tears start to show you where scared you where shaking you wished this was all a dream to you but it wasn't he then called the guards and ordered them to lock you up for now since he has some " business " to do.

I'll post part 2 if you guys think this is not weird as heck 😭🤚

[free-for-all-fics]

More random Marvel prompts and ideas, feat. Bucky, Zemo, and Loki. Pls tag me if any of these inspire you to write something! I’d love to read it! 💜

1. Bucky is reader’s father and she was kidnapped and used by Hydra alongside him. While he was the Winter Soldier, she was used to keep him in line and may or may not have had her memories erased like he did. So while in captivity, she and Bucky may feel a sense of familiarity, but have no idea why or that they’re related. But what Hydra never knew is that while she and Bucky both were taught Russian, she secretly implanted safe words into his head to snap him out of Winter Soldier mode, just in case they ever made it out alive and needed a fail safe. Now, after Zemo (or another character) used the words to trigger him back into the Winter Soldier, she has to use the safe words she taught him to get him back to normal, even if it’s during mid-combat and she risks her life/safety in the process. Even if she hates having to go inside her dad’s mind. She just wants to stop him from hurting others or himself. She just wants her dad back.

2. Zemo as a cult leader AU. I’ve seen some Bucky fics with this scenario and they’re so dark and sensual, what about Zemo’s turn?

3. Zemo or Bucky Spy/Crime AU inspired by Nancy Drew and the Silent Spy. Reader was a top performing spy/agent for many years before she met Bucky/Helmut. Following their marriage, reader left the spy world to raise their child, a promise made to her husband. As such, they decided to keep Reader’s past a secret. Until Reader gets a call from an old friend and fellow spy that would put her back in the game, leading to Bucky/Zemo losing trust in that friend (Could be Natasha, Steve, Sharon, whoever). And despite the success of the mission, Reader seemingly died in a car accident while undercover. For many years, Helmut/Bucky believed reader was betrayed and killed, and this causes him to go onto a life of crime - to seek revenge for his wife’s murder. For many years, the death remained a painful subject for Bucky/Helmut, who was aggravated by her leaving and fought with her before she left.

Now his plane has just landed in the very country/city Reader had supposedly died in, and he’s here to unravel the conspiracy behind her death, hoping to find any clues and remnants of her final days here. This high-risk mission could prove fatal, with danger around every corner, down every street, inside every room. Bucky/Helmut might encounter enemies and friends alike, some of whom closer than he may think. As they say, you may never know whom to trust, so best to keep your friends close and enemies closer. Perhaps the person he’s looking for most will be right under his nose, and he won’t even know it. Maybe some secrets should stay buried, like his wife was. Or was she?

4. Bucky either gets turned into a cat (either a normal cat who has to use those push to talk word buttons for pets to communicate, or a talking cat like Salem Saberhagen) OR he develops the ability to talk to animals through a magic mishap. (Could be from Strange, Loki, or another source) But he can now understand everything Alpine says and communicate with her perfectly, so he really enjoys this new development instead of wanting to be changed back to normal right away. He and his favorite girl in the world (aside from you, of course) are bonding and causing catastrophe *ba dum tss* and this will only solidify their lifelong friendship. Feline friends for life! Bucky’s just like, “Babe, guys, I know you’re all working really hard to fix this and get me back to normal but hear me out: What if we…don’t and say we did?”

5. You know those pictures of a Tomcat walking over thorns/barbs to reach the white cat and it looks like a romantic forbidden love? A fic with that scenario, where Alpine has a handsome Tomcat admirer who keeps coming by Bucky’s apartment to visit her and paws at/yowls by the window and/or brings “gifts” for her (buttons, rocks, whatever sparkly and colorful things he can get his paws on). Bucky is like, “No!! Absolutely not!! She’s my baby, my princess and no man is good enough for her! Get out of here, you punk! >:(“

but reader is like, “Awwwww it’s so romantic!! He’s singing for her! He’s brought gifts! Bucky, they’re in love! Look at them, it’s like Lady and the Tramp! Bucky, c’mon, I want grandkittens.”

Bucky is straight faced when he says, “Thanks for reminding me to schedule her vet appointment to get her spayed, doll.”

6. Narnia/Beauty and the Beast inspired: Imagine you fall through a portal in your closet and accidentally end up in Jotunheim, ruled by king Loki. At first, he tries to manipulate you with promises you will be his queen if you bring your family there. You go back to your world and come back a few days later, with your family, but end up going separate ways. When you return to the ice palace where Loki is, He’s disappointed that you came alone and locks you up in his dungeon. But you befriend Fenrir, his son and one of his loyal wolves. And as cliche as it is, perhaps you’ll melt the ice king’s heart. (It’s been a hot minute since I saw the Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe so sorry if things are wrong).

7. Loki fic where reader is his daughter and is similar to Hel from Norse mythology, ruler of the land of the dead, half of her body that of a beautiful woman and the other half skeletal like a corpse. She and Loki have a visit and she’s feeling self conscious and asks, “Am I ugly? Am I undesirable?” because she’s read the tales and myths of Midgard, yet hasn’t found her “Persephone” yet. She’s feeling lonely and jealous since the dead aren’t the best conversationalists, nor are her brothers, and she’s stuck down below while other gods get to explore the world above. Loki tries to be the best father he can be to his favorite child and only daughter.

8. Merman/Siren Zemo and human reader AU: Reader is the daughter of a pirate or noble on a ship headed for home, until Zemo summons a Kraken to destroy the ship reader is on so he can kidnap her without witnesses. Maybe it’s dark where reader was sold to him but then reader’s father tries to back out of the deal, or he takes her as retribution after his family is killed. Maybe he walks on land as a human for a few days to gain the reader’s trust.

9. Merman AU where Zemo gets kidnapped by pirates, since it’s said a merman is part of the key to the long lost treasure. Reader is the captain’s daughter, but she goes against her father’s orders and secretly befriends Zemo during their voyage/quest for the treasure. She sets him free, even if she knows she’d be punished for it. What irony would it be if she’s the only one from the pirate crew who lays eyes on or comes in possession of the long sought after treasure. Pirates of the Carribbean inspired type thing. Could be dark or not.

10. AU where Zemo is a Nøkken/Fossegrim who uses his music to lure people to their drowning. But maybe reader is different. Maybe reader becomes his new muse/obsession and he wants her for himself, as a bride. That scene where Zemo sings Baa Baa Black Sheep to the kids just makes me want AUs of him as a singing mythical creature. Dark or not. “Stories also exist wherein the Fossegrim agreed to live with a human who had fallen in love with him” “a tale from the forest of Tiveden relates that a father promised his daughter to a nøkk who offered him great hauls of fish in a time of need; she refused and stabbed herself to death, staining the water lilies red from that time on.”

11. Pirate AU where Zemo/Bucky was once a pirate captain and is now a vengeful ghost disturbed from his centuries long sleep under the sea. Long ago, in the 1700’s he killed a ship’s crew full of members of the Royal Navy. He and his crew donned the dead men’s uniforms and kidnapped a countess on board, intending to hold her for ransom. Occasionally, Zemo/Bucky would permit the countess above deck. One night, she threw herself overboard and attempted to drown herself, but he dove in after her and pulled her back up. When the countess fell sick with fever, he nursed her back to health himself, not trusting anyone on his crew. This was the start of their love story. A love story which ended with his beloved countess murdered on their wedding day in a failed rescue attempt by her family, and he sent to the gallows for his crimes. Before the lever was pulled, he cursed them all and swore revenge. Now he’s crawled out from his watery grave, back as a vengeful spirit. He kidnaps the reader, a museum curator with a striking resemblance to his countess. His new obsession: Resurrect his love from the dead and make his countess remember who he is.

12. Possibly Dark Frankenstein AU with some Apsulov: End of Gods inspiration, where Zemo doesn’t have healthy coping mechanisms for his grief and is totally unhinged, becoming a mad doctor. He wants his family back through any means necessary. Carl was too small to bring back, but he can try to bring back his wife, Heike. His attempts instead create the reader, a woman with some of Heike’s parts. Whatever was left of her body that was still salvageable, that is.

You wake up on a strange surgical table in an unfamiliar room. You hear a man’s voice speaking over you, as if taking notes for a medical exam. “Some movement. Her responses and cognitive abilities seem to be working as intended.” The man’s voice then speaks directly to you, but you still can’t find where it’s coming from, no matter wherever which way you look.

“Good morning, my dear. Still a bit weak, I see. Not very surprising.” You try to ask any of the millions of questions you have, but it comes out as only a pathetic rasp. “Your throat muscles need time to recover. I’ll fix that for you later. Let’s hope this whole procedure wasn’t a waste of my precious time and resources. For now, don’t speak. I want you to go over to the table you see in front of you and show me who you are.”

You see a table with a single lamp and many headshots of different women, their names written underneath. There’s no mirror anywhere, so you don’t know what the right answer is. You’re so confused but the longer you hesitate, the more impatient and agitated the voice gets. You’re not sure what he wants, so you choose…. And the angry, frustrated shouts of “No! No! I can’t believe this! You failure! Is this all I have to show for my years of devoted research? My years of sleepless nights and grueling work? A pathetic little husk that has forgotten everything I’ve given her?! An imbecile that’s forgotten the entire history of us?!” tell you you’ve chosen wrong. Very wrong.

You try to speak again, but — “Shut up! We’re past the point of no return, we can’t give up on you now. I’ll come back for you, so don’t you dare move. I’ll fix you later.” The voice is gone. It seems you’ve been left alone for now. You don’t know what he meant when he said he’ll fix you, but you don’t want to stay to find out. You need to get out. Now.

[honeybeewhereartthee]

PINK KKOMAS KOHAKU OUKAWA 36

Spoiler for my story

Mad hatter with one hand out of the ditch grab a tea pot and pour tea for the two: here you go. Have some drink

Doll: that's what you do when your hand is free??? ԅ( ͒ ۝ ͒ )ᕤ

Reaper:... Sorry I remember what you say about those tea. I don't like to test my luck. (• ▽ •;)

Mad hatter who take a sip of his tea: ohh too bad then. It's actually good if you have a sip or two.

Doll: (；^ω^） can't you help us get you out than drink your stupid tea? We still need to go back before the preparation for the so called wedding would happen.

Mad hatter: (◕દ◕)... Wedding???

Reaper: (●´u`●) bee and his mc going to get married again or something. I'm gonna prepare the garden for it. Doll and I search for you since you need to attend it too. I never been into a wedding so it's a first for me.

Mad hatter:

Doll: what's wrong with you now? (`ー´)

Mad hatter: how do you guys prepare a wedding when the other person needed for a wedding is watching us since earlier?? (ㆁωㆁ)

He then point at you who's watching the scene since earlier but just invisible from their eyes.

MC: aiyo you spotted me. (◕ᴗ◕✿) Do you guys want a prize for it?

Doll:⊙﹏⊙ w-wha...

Reaper: (＠_＠;) s-since when???

Mad hatter: that person always watching us.. (｡･ω･｡)

MC: no not all the time. (´ε｀ ) I'm looking for new one to add in your group. (~￣³￣)~ So I'm out sometimes.

Reaper: is stalking and spying a normality too? (˘･_･˘)

Doll: everyone is all weird here. Don't question it no more. (`ー´)

MC: being weird means I'm unique. (✷‿✷) So I accept your compliment.(｡•̀ᴗ-)✧

Doll: that's not a compliment (`ー´) it's an insult. Your fucking crazy and stalking person. You also kidnap people. ԅ( ͒ ۝ ͒ )ᕤ

MC: how nice. Similar voice as hanii and insulting me. How rare occurrence event. (◕ᴗ◕✿)

Reaper: (^～^;)ゞ your an m huh

Mad hatter: ooh do you want bee to insult you for gap Moe? (◍•ᴗ•◍)

MC:(˃͈ દ ˂͈ ༶ ) ehh... Ahmm... N-no. .. maybe... (*ﾉ∀`*)ehehe. (｡・//ε//・｡)

Doll: crazy... (`ー´) you all crazy.

Reapers: you arent one to talk too, doll. (^～^;)ゞ

Doll: what?! (`ー´) your calling me crazy too????!! Reaper how could you betray me like this!!!

Reaper: c-calm down --- ヘ（。□°）ヘ HEY THAT'S A DANGEROUS ITEM YOUR WILDING!!

Doll: die. (`ー´)

Doll proceed to chase reaper around with a shovel.

Mad hatter stared at you and pour you a tea as well; (◕દ◕) want some?

MC: okii. ♡(ӦｖӦ｡)

As you sip the tea, mad hatter watch as you seems ineffective by the tea effect and cant help but click his tongue in disappointment: →_→

MC: (•ˇ_ˇ•) it's a very good tea! It taste like my favorite blend made by that emperor! (☞^o^) ☞ How nice.

Mad hatter pour more tea to your cup: (◍•ᴗ•◍) that's good then, then drink some more.

MC stare at him with a soft smile: I won't be drugged by an item from another au. (ㆁωㆁ) I only have few weakness, so it's useless.

Mad hatter: you got meee (´ε｀ ) hmmp. I was trying to see if your effected by vermillion tea too.

MC: (◕દ◕) I wonder if you and hanii think it's fun to see when I'm drugged to sleep or something.

Mad hatter: so you do know. Yet you don't do anything. →_→

MC: if hanii want to make me go to sleep, maybe he don't want to show me his twisted side in front of me. (ㆁωㆁ) Or whatnot. If he want it. Then I'm fine with it.

Mad hatter: (；^ω^） this is the reason why your kohaku Oukawa went mentally insane with that attitude of yours huh. Have your own will pls.

MC: it is my will to please others. (●´u`●) I wish to make them happy, even just a bit.

Mad hatter:(；^ω^） your a lost case like I am. Huh.

MC: I guess. ٩(◕‿◕｡)۶

.

[thenixkat]

Of Ted Kord's villains, we've got:

-gang-related crime with the Muse showcasing both there being an old very established Italian mafia and at least 5 or 6 of those weird themed gangs. One of those gangs being a group of businessmen who are also down to brawl in the streets

-a gang of thieves (The Squid Gang) led by a rich man

-an art/philosophy-based villain with Our Man

-The Madmen, distractions for hire for villains; Formerly the Fleeter Gang who were bank robbers

-Carapax a dude who accidentally uploaded his brain into an indestructible robot created by Jarvis Kord with Ted's help (Ted made the ceramics that makes the robot indestructible sir you could apply that shit to the Bug, pls) who was a rival of Dan Garrett in his human life

-Chronos the Time Thief and Doctor Alchemy, villains for elsewhere that had reasons to be in Ted's city.

-An anarchist and disgruntled Kord Inc. employee in Overthrow (and I'm still mad that he wasn't revealed to be the dude that Ted's girlfriend decided to cheat on him with even tho signs were pointing to that b4 the reveal)

-That fucking covert agent working for Cornelius/Krieg, the world's largest multi-national pharmaceutical corporation, Catalyst who was never revealed to Ted as having kidnapped and tortured one of his friends/employees. Just! My frustration that so many plot threads in Ted's DC solo never getting resolved

-Mento of the Doom Patrol. I'm still mad that fucker mutated, kidnapped, and enslaved Mr. Calhoun and Ted was't allowed to make that fucker free his friend/employee. No one ever rescued Mr. Calhoun and it upsets me

-Firefist, apparently a notable enough villain of Ted's to include in the movie. Man hated the firefighters for not saving him. Granted he ended up dead in his final confrontation with Ted.

-Uncle Jarvis. Man's dead as hell by the time Ted is on the streets as Blue Beetle. Granted its wild that villainy runs in the Kord family if that one alternate Ted and Victoria Kord are anything to go by.

-The Spectre (not that one) a murderer and thief who stole an invisibility suit. Ended up dead at the end of the comic he appeared in

-A spy for an unknown country. Ted... sank their submarine killing everyone on board. (Ted has at least one underwater bazooka in the Bug so its safe to assume that Ted is packing some lethal weapons in the Bug)

-Count Von Steuben, aka The Masked Marauder. Has beef with Ted Kord's civilian persona for destroying his reputation. Tried to steal experimental records from Kord's shit

-Maxwell Fisher the cop on Ted's ass about Dan's death. Found out that Ted was the Blue Beetle and tried to blackmail him

-Killer Koke, another bank robber with a gang

-The Men of The Mask, a cult based in the Mountain of Mider. Ted investigating the surprise return of Dan Garrett (turned out to be a fake, one of Dan's rivals who disguised himself as Dan) followed him to an expedition where they came into conflict with the cult. Ted killed two members of the cult by luring them into the torture device they tried to kill him with.

-The city government of that one town that was using Ted's patents without his permission for fascist ends. Ted legit took out a city government in a night by himself once cause fuckers stole his shit to use for police brutality.

[fromsiberia]

With all it’s flaws I love this book. 

Magic Academy: has a special obligatory course about prophecies, prophetic dreams, visions and so on only to insure that students in the future would be wary and won’t put into action something terrible.

One former student, now professor of said Academy: got a vision about terrible future, decided to prevent it immediately, put it right into action.

Main hero: Why me? Really, why me? I want to read books about ancient history, not all of this travelling and world-saving!

________

Actually, I don’t like him very much - but only because he is, well, pretty passive. He lets things happen to him and around him, but he acts only if he feels it’s inevitable. But side characters... Oh, side characters! 

Bastian, Main Character’s Father: I’m evil and bloodthirsty. My son was kidnapped from this abbey,  now I’m going to burn alive everyone here.

Theo, his best friend: Pls, don’t.

Bastian: Ok. 

Some random student: This assassins kidnapped my younger sister and promised they won’t hurt her if I help them learn your schedule. They still killed her.

Bastian: Get out of my sight, you, young idiot.

Random assassin: I was spying in this Academy for years, almost killed your son but decided otherwise when I learned he could save our world. 

Bastian: i think I have a work for you. I need a secretary. Medical and dental insurance and assassination attempts on both of us included.

___

This book is written from first pov, and the narrator (main hero) is so unreliable it’s cute.  

[airlocksandaviaries]

Spy Dashboard Simulator

⚫️ anonymous

I just think that spies these days are getting a little messy, you know? Like. If everyone knows your name, you’re not doing your job correctly. You’re not even doing your job at all really

🚙 spycar-passenger-princess

OP. WHO DID YOU HAVE TO KILL TO GET THAT URL??

⚫️ anonymous

Too many. But in the end, it was worth it.

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💄FemmeFatale

Soooo does anyone have any good nail polish that’s accurately blood red and doesn’t chip when I try to punch someone in the face? Asking for a friend

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🧗🏻 RecklessRascal96

Listen I think we’re too hard on people who don’t completely follow the mission parameters in order to accomplish the mission. As long as you accomplished it and saved as many people as you could, you’re good! People are too strict about rules sometimes. I don’t know why this isn’t more commonly accepted.

💻 FinneasFreak

Did someone get disavowed again?

🧗🏻RecklessRascal96

:(

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⛓️ a-random-thug

Oh Boy I’m back taking my shift guarding the Disk Drive Containing Highly Sensitive Information! I sure do hope nothing bad happens to me

🔪The-Silent-Spy

⛓️ a-random-thug

Uhhhh did anyone else see that?

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💾 The-Butch-in-the-Chair

Friendly reminder that even if you didn’t save everyone on that mission, you still tried your best and you’re still a good spy. I love you ❤️

📍forgot-my-pseudonym

OP 😭

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♠️ largescaletrolleyproblems

Remember that interrogation and kidnapping can literally be a coping mechanism for some people!! Dont know how many times I have to say it <333

🤝 just-another-sidekick

ISNT OP THE MASTERMIND BEHIND EVERY THEFT AND TERROR OPERATION IVE HELPED SHUT DOWN THIS YEAR??

💣 detonator-timer-official

17 SECONDS

🚙 spycar-passenger-princess

HELLO????

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🕶️Miss-Ion-Accomplished

Spies pls remember to have ur buddy check ur disguise before you go out in the field 😭 I can’t tell you how many times I’ve gone into an undercover mission with the wrong mustache or half an earlobe missing 💀

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🖊️ taserpen-deactivated-06-12-2023

So like. Are the CIA and MI6 gonna kiss or

🕴️Not-The-CIA

Delete this post.

🏃🏻enemyofthestate

THEY FUKCING KILLED HIM 😭😭😭

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🍸shaken-not-stirred

Guys please stop asking me if I’m James Bond I swear I’m just a fan don’t come at me

🔍 I-find-your-secret-identity

IDENTIFIED: JAMES BOND

🍸shaken-not-stirred

WHAT THE FUCK

💨 stuck-in-the-air-duct

Someone please let me out of here I miss my family

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I’d love to see a dashboard simulator for spies

[undercut-mcqueer]

it’s half 6 and i want to go to bed bc i exhausted myself crying hhhhhhh