#KICKS LEGS

[lichenthropis]

changes after the throne

[theplottdump]

Diego: Well now- I was possibly startin' to suspect that maybe I burnt myself on the old iron for nothin'. I'm mighty glad to find out I was wrong.

Kate: No holes? Diego: Not a single one that ain't where it supposed to be. Kate: Well that is impressive.

Diego: We may not be havin' the greatest track record with first or second impressions - Kate: - or third. Diego: But I got a good feelin' that tonight might be the one we finally get right.

Diego: Now Miss Kate, I got a hunch that's gonna require some thorough examination.

The Cowboy guided the Secret Agent's hand into the air, throwing her into a playful twirl- studying intently as he gave a thoughtful once over, before his face finally twisted into a wry smile, seemingly having come to a solid conclusion.

Kate let out an involuntary laugh as she saw his face deep in mock thought, spinning back to face him again.

Kate: What is it?? Diego: Yep. It's official. Kate: 𝘞𝘩𝘢𝘵? Diego: I think I miss the hat.

Kate: You're hilarious. Diego: And the lil' matching riding pants- please tell me you didn't toss em. Kate: I'll toss you if you're not careful. Diego: That a promise?

Kate: 𝘞𝘢𝘵𝘤𝘩 𝘪𝘵 𝘤𝘰𝘸𝘣𝘰𝘺. I can still leave you here alone. Diego: Well then I guess you'll be havin' quite the sense of humor if you're thinkin' I'm about to let you go anytime soon.

Diego: But if you'd let me finish detailin' my observations- I wanted to say that I suspect this may be one of the finest dresses I've ever seen on quite possibly the prettiest girl I've ever met.

And I for one, would love to buy it a drink.

[legs-like-jelly]

CONSIDER THIS!

Starscream gets tickled long enough, and his voice box gets fucked up like it did in the movie, leaving him with high pitched, borderline screechy laughter that he’s ungodly embarrassed about until he can fix it.

Now imagine Bee’s reaction if he managed to get him to that point. The look of wonder and excitement in his eyes as he’s all like “I did that!”

Then continues to wreck his shit cause it’s fun

gnawing your head off little by little/pos THIS IS!!! GOOD!! this is so good- im im- head in hands sobbing into the pillows okay the rest of the high guard is wondering how his voice got so fucked up and he refuses to tell anyone that his little bug wrecked him till the ends of the universe last night okay hear me out here listen listen- but Bee absolutely loves to give starscream little pokes and prods cause he finds his reactions adorable okay listen listen he likes to see the seeker smile because when they first met he had a permanent scowl on his face and he think's starscream's smile should be treasured and preserved and-

[the-gayest-sky-kid]

shockedzai....

[strawbbfluff]

Nvm chat it’s ME. IM THE FLUSTERED LER.

[edith-is-a-cat]

would you psychoanalyze me if i were fictional :3

[ultbot]

designs DONE...painted...soon.

[evil-daily-ac]

I need to draw void again but ohh im so busy thinking about this fuck ass lizard..

OH i need to answer that ask um ill get around to that at some point my brain just has a hard time remembering things😭

[fandom-shit-i-like]

*coughs loudly*

WHEW BOY

i’d heard about the coffin scene but DAMN-

i was caught off guard

[salemripley]

Monsters Inc self insert!! He’s making out with Mike Wazowski AND has a crush on Celia wowww

[sebbiesolace]

Cleric surges forward at the mention of injuries, batting your hand away from his backpack. He reaches out to ghost his fingers over the scarred tissue on your tail.

"Jesus, Sebastian..."

His hand is gentle, barely there, as it feels out what he can't see, and some of his smaller pseudopods flare with each new detail. Now with a closer look at Cleric's hide, you notice a small bullet stuck deep beneath the translucent skin without any visible entry point.

Humming, Cleric pulls back.

Twisting to his side, he reaches along his lower body and takes hold of a small tendril near his hips. Bracing against himself with the other hand, he tugs.

Pop!

He barely winces as the tiny thing tears off. The little round stump left behind is quickly nursed by the pseudopod beside it.

"There we go! Here." Cleric holds the torn-off leg out to you.

It's still wiggling.

But Cleric looks at you with a soft, expectant smile and pushes the leg closer to your face - particularly, your mouth. "C'mon, It'll help."

(I swear I started this with the intention of a silly doodle LMAOAOA (I'm inflicted with Loving-the-Sillies disease))

[He jerked his hand back, laying it flat against his chest- Cleric could keep the flashlight. This time. WIthout being bit for smacking his hand.]

"Hey, you know that I'm tougher n' a few bullets- They barely slowed me down, honest!"

[Suddenly he was very, very glad that the scarf covered the broken neural spines on his back. Feeling Cleric touch his tail was bad enough- yank it away yank it away don't-]

"... What-"

[Oh. Ew. he shook his head, waving his hands in front of the muzzle. No. He might eat PEOPLE, but he drew a line in the sand at eating his friends...]

[It would just make him sick anyways.]

"Cleric- You REALLY didn't have to do that, dear-"

[He moved backwards, shaking his head again.]

"... It's... already fully healed. That's as far as it's going to- Either way, you have a bullet stuck in YOU... I'd say that's a tad more concerning then an old scar, no?"

[shadesofnavy]

As a fellow Boyfriend simp who also simps after some creepy and monster Boyfriends, I was wondering if you'd be willing to share some of your favorites creepy and/or monster Boyfriends~

I don't know what majority of them are called so I'll share some of the art of them that I've been shown

[sans-guy]

instantly in love with butch. You are really good at making skeletons!!!

thank u...m,, sfnrrff..

[murphyoftheendless]

If Dream wrote a journal (because of course he would, the sap 😂) it would probably look something like this

Probably very messy, scribbly, a bit all over the place

WIP of all the drawings he's done of Hob throughout the 600 or so years.

Would go the extra mile and paint a whole double page spread of the sea at night time (referring to Hob's Leviathan when Hob was sailing on The Sea Witch)

[the-gayest-sky-kid]

i have some choice words to say

[unbeleevable]

LOL!!!