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literaphobe · 4 years

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THINKING about sykkuno’s crazy mad verse city auto fills on jackbox today how did he get “i only pretend to be friends with you” “i will physically fight you” “that’s what she said” also how did he win like 3 different jackbox games in a row everybody simping

#sykkuno #amigops #IMAGINE BEING SYKKUNO.......#like. he just IS the main character #it’s v funny because he was playing w george too #n everyone is like ooooohhh everyone simps for George AND SYKKUNO wonder what will happen if they play together #u fools. u FOOLS #sykkuno is the ultimate simp magnet u think some conventionally attractive white boy #can defeat him???#KFKSKDKSKDK JK #but also i am not #anyway i think it’s sweet how corpse n sykkuno’s rap battles were just #inside jokes. n.#‘i wanna be ur best friend 🥺’ energy

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literaphobe · 4 years

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apparently my thighs are like really strong because there’s this fitness game on switch and there’s this thigh exercise that’s like worth the most points and i can do it over and over without batting an eyelash and my cousins were shocked because one of them apparently does loads of cardio but can barely do the thigh thing twice before giving up

#personal #anyway i guess i can suffocate anyone with my thighs #single file ladies 😌#KFKSKDKSKDK JK #anyway u werent allowed to do an exercise twice in a row #so i would do thighs sth else thighs sth else thighs sth else #its a game where u kill monsters w the exercises they make u do #and like theres this bending wheel thingy #so im meant to squeeze the circle thingy between my legs and press hard for long periods of time for the first phase #and in the second phase u do the same thing but its really fast #so its like ur blasting shit w ur thighs

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literaphobe · 3 years

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mutuals so horny u call them ‘baby’ and ‘good girl’ and they start malfunctioning 🙄

#KFKSKDKSKDK #personal #jk i love u unnamed mutual ❤️

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