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"use chatgpt" that's the devil talking. buy four caffeinated drinks and pull an all nighter. this is the way.

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the new US dollar, will feature a image of a dark spirit, which will be called a 'wraith dollar' and worth 2x as much

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I have three beverages advising me at all times

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Hello detective Neve!

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this gave me a, no joke, 60 second coughing fit and im still recovering

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take everything i say with a hint of lime

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*running up to you at the playground* do you want to play 12 angry men with me

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OP must have enjoyed a sumptuous banquet of roasted pheasant, buttered turnips, creamy mushroom soup, braised hare, warm crusty bread, plum tarts, and fine red wine before they wrote this post 🤣

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If you have a PhD or an MD you can say shit like “Doctor’s orders” and you sound authoritative and powerful but if you’re a step short of those and you say “Master’s orders” you sound cringe as hell and possibly corrupted by the One Ring, this sucks

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NOvember. ive had enough

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15 minutes used to be a long time you know. now its barely 15 minutes

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FOR THE LAST TIME

👏 APOSTASY is the rejection of a faith after having professed it;

👏 HERESY is selective belief in only some of the tenets of a faith one professes, or belief in tenets contrary to those of a faith one professes;

👏 BLASPHEMY is derogation of the honour due to God.

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Mommy HuaHua 🥵🥴🔥 (Reposting drawings from twitter uwu)

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"i sure hope no elven deity breaks free from their prison in the fade and starts wreaking havoc on thedas"

the nefarious ghilan'nain: