#KENT PARSon not me

[freebooter4ever]

kenny p is losing his mind over this one

[montrealmadison]

"well, they were a pretty big deal. like, demolishing-all-of-junior-hockey's-stats kind of deal. like patenting the zimmermann-parson no-look one-timer kind of deal."

[skeletonzimms]

boy best friends playing together in juniors to bitter sort-of-exes playing against each other in pro sports is my favorite thing

[yaoimortician]

gm 2024 kent parson nation please accept my. offering

[ohyoufool]

Come one, come all It's happening again The empathetic hunger descends We'll tell no one Except all of our friends But I still don't know How did it end?

How Did It End? - Taylor Swift x OMG Check Please

[kennyvparse]

The thing about Jack and Kent in the comic is that they’re both the ghost that haunts each other’s narrative.

Unfortunately, they are constantly making it everyone else's problem.

[aristocrating]

hey girl have you seen that canon kentparse timeline post? I swear I saw it floating around but now I can’t find it

this is the old guide we usually refer to but kvp90 did a recent version here:

[nursedexy]

What if Kent joins the falcs and Jack quickly realises just how much he's been repressing the feelings he still had for him and it completely breaks down his relationship with Bitty, but he's not too bothered by that because he's making amends with Kent and they're finally becoming friends again and right when he's thinking about asking Kent to give him another chance, Kent confides in him that he's been dating and has fallen in love.. with Tater

[bittybakespie]

RIP Kent Parson, you would've loved BRAT by Charlie xcx

[constellation-of-disasters]

This is Kent Parson's theme song and no, you cannot convince me otherwise

[thoughtsofthegirlwiththecurl]

Patater || 3k words || Check Please

"This is fine. Mashkov was probably bored. Kent doesn’t post that often. He’ll probably get lost in Mashkov’s feed and they’ll never interact again, which will be much better for Kent’s blood pressure. When he returns, very maturely and sedately, to his phone, he finds that Mashkov has commented on 30 more pictures of Kit, at which point Kent loses his mind completely and yeets the phone off his balcony. Which he then has to go retrieve, sheepishly. Luckily it didn’t go very far. Unluckily it’s at the bottom of his neighbor’s pool." Or, Tater's obsessed with Kit Purrson's Instagram, and Kent Parson is handling it just fine, thank you very much.

Read it on AO3

[somethingnurseywoulddo]

but no because parse says “good luck with the falconers. i’m sure that’ll make your dad proud.” as a jab into jacks deepest anxieties but bob is actually proud. he’s so proud jack found himself, can live a life outside of hockey, that the falconers just add a little bit more zest into his life. that the falconers are a team that’ll change the league forever.

[skeletonzimms]

confessing that i accidentally started the ‘did jack love kent’ debate because i really want to elaborate more. so here’s my original tweet that was in response to ngozi’s check please unpopular opinions post:

I’ve thought about this a lot and this is just a thesis statement of it all so here’s my justification.

i tweeted part of this too, but with jack’s intensity and the nature of his relationship with kent i just don’t believe that he wasn’t in love with him. they don’t call him jack 110% zimmermann for nothing, and a relationship/fwb/situationship whatever you want to call it with your best friend is not the kind of thing jack would be half into.

i do think though that jack believes what he told bitty. i think this post by @bittysthesis and her tags really hit the nail on the head. like jack knows that the way he felt with kent and the way he feels with bitty are different, and he knows he loves bitty, so he deducts that he didn’t love kent. however, i think he was in love with kent, just in a very different way. jack loved kent in a very desperate and nervous way. jack knew they were never going to have a sustainable relationship. even if jack never od’d he knew that they wouldn’t be able to continue what they were doing on separate teams, and the competition of being the number one pick polluted any hopes of their relationship ever having a future. there was always an expiration date. it was a love doomed from the start, but a love nonetheless.

jack with bitty is such a strong juxtaposition to this, like obviously he has a much healthier and truly happy relationship with bitty. and i love the boy but he is not always the most in touch with his emotions (i mean it took look at his graduation) and so i don’t think it registers to him that what he felt with kent can be considered love, just a wildly different kind than what he has with bitty.

[rathockey]

tagged by @hotchglare (and maybe someone else a while ago?? sorry i‘m so not up with my mentions)

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[ohyoufool]

filed under “latest reasons I rejected my high school ex boyfriend”

[mkaugust]

i don't need the symbol of a scar Chapter 2! Read it here!

"One question answered; he was in the AHL. For the Providence Falconers’ affiliate team."

(Start from the beginning on Ao3 here)