#KENT PARSon not me
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kenny p is losing his mind over this one
#journal shit#KENT PARSon not me#Im totally not caught up on teenage ideals of love and romance no way#Poor kenny#Parser eating ice cream out of the tub staring at the zimmermann-bittle wedding invitation#Cries his eyes out and an hr later rsvp's yes#Buys bitty like the best mixer money can find or something#BUT plot twist bitty and jack married too young the divorce happens like three years into it#Bitty turns to Parse (bitty got the expensive disgner mixer in the divorce) for comfort in these trying times because isnt jack an asshole?#Then whoops sorry zimms im dating your ex husband#I dont know what jack is doing in all this he was never my favorite :P#Anyway something something true love doesnt only come once#And just because a love's time ends doesnt mean it goes away entirely#And simultaneously doesnt mean there cant be another true love later ^_^#I should be working on my computer right now but im listening to taylors version and getting distracted with teenage girl daydreams#Spotify
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"well, they were a pretty big deal. like, demolishing-all-of-junior-hockey's-stats kind of deal. like patenting the zimmermann-parson no-look one-timer kind of deal."
#jack zimmermann#kent parson#jackparse#pimms#omgcp#my edits#if i have to suffer y'all are coming to hell with me#text comes from the wikipedia article on one-timers#which... surprisingly lends itself well to emo hour
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boy best friends playing together in juniors to bitter sort-of-exes playing against each other in pro sports is my favorite thing
#and despite what you’d think the snarky cunty one is patrick with the dark hair and the one with anxiety is blonde mike faist#the blonde with the backwards hat made me think of kent at first but he is definitely jack#go watch challengers though that movie is so good and zendaya’s role in this dynamic makes it sooooo interesting#challengers#challengers 2024#check please#kent parson#jack zimmermann
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The thing about Jack and Kent in the comic is that they’re both the ghost that haunts each other’s narrative.
Unfortunately, they are constantly making it everyone else's problem.
#Entertaining and fun for me#A nightmare for everyone else apparently#Kent Parson#jack zimmermann#pimms#jackparse
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*doubles down on Kent liking*
#this is also a reeeeeeeeeally great way to make me go “fuck you and fuck your main character”#kent parson
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Come one, come all It's happening again The empathetic hunger descends We'll tell no one Except all of our friends But I still don't know How did it end?
How Did It End? - Taylor Swift x OMG Check Please
#kate are you back on your 'pimms angst / zimbits endgame / whiskent truther' agenda again?#GUILTY.#back on my complex little gay hockey players soapbox#everyone's favorite messy polycule!#also i've always had big feelings about the way that jack told bitty about what he and kent had#and just the way I thought he always kinda understated them#so idk bitty and this song. kent and this song. whisky in the closet and this song.#don't get me started on someone asking whiskey this and he panics for a moment bc he isn't sure if they're talking about his gf or lax bro#furthermore: the idea of bitty pressing jack's answer with 'I still don't know... how did it end?' SEE U IN THERAPY BYE.#every good queer relationship has drama and exes involved in the narrative it's biblical i fear#omgcp#omg check please#check please#zimbits#jack zimmermann#connor whisk#eric bittle#kent parson#ttpd#ttpd edit#I speak#Taylor swift#how did it end#artists on tumblr
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hey girl have you seen that canon kentparse timeline post? I swear I saw it floating around but now I can’t find it
this is the old guide we usually refer to but kvp90 did a recent version here:
#check please#kent parson#long rant in the tags about the line “kent visits samwell with (potentially) the cup”#he did naught#shitty says “it's not like he showed up with the Calder under his arm or anything” in reference to his next line#which is “Kent Parson is a humble bro”#so what shitty said is rhetorical#a hyperbole#we do not piss on the poor on this blog#and ANOTHER THING#players have their day with the cup in summer#it would be physically impossible for kent to bring the cup to samwell because he wouldnt have access to it#and also WHY WOULD HE#yes kent is a pathetic little dog (only rivalled by jack zimmermann) but i dont think kent is that needy for it that he would haul the CUP#all the way to SAMWELL#like#on a passenger plane?? what are the logistics here#hello???#can anyone hear me??#screaming into the void over here
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What if Kent joins the falcs and Jack quickly realises just how much he's been repressing the feelings he still had for him and it completely breaks down his relationship with Bitty, but he's not too bothered by that because he's making amends with Kent and they're finally becoming friends again and right when he's thinking about asking Kent to give him another chance, Kent confides in him that he's been dating and has fallen in love.. with Tater
#look jack/parse is my favourite but some days i enjoy seeing jack suffer#as always if a fic like this exists please link me if you want to write it PLEASE do and then link me 😇#kent parson#patater#pimms#chosing not to tag jack for reasons 🙃
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This is Kent Parson's theme song and no, you cannot convince me otherwise
#check please#omgcp#kent parson#my favorite fictional hockey boys#except this one isn't my favorite#he's like a possum#he's neat but I don't want him near me#too many conflicting opinions#but also he's so babygirl yk#whatever#anyway yes he's so 5SOS coded#disaster rambles#Spotify
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but no because parse says “good luck with the falconers. i’m sure that’ll make your dad proud.” as a jab into jacks deepest anxieties but bob is actually proud. he’s so proud jack found himself, can live a life outside of hockey, that the falconers just add a little bit more zest into his life. that the falconers are a team that’ll change the league forever.
#bobs relationship with jack makes me#yeah#omgcp#check please#omgcheckplease#check please!#jack zimmermann#kent parson#parse#also thinking of how maybe parse wants bob to be proud of HIM#like these two used to be everythinf só ofc bob knew parse personally#and all jack has to do is love and live??? to have bob proud of him??? yeah
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tagged by @hotchglare (and maybe someone else a while ago?? sorry i‘m so not up with my mentions)
Rules: Pick four of your favourite characters from four pieces of media and let your Tumblr people decide which one most suits your vibe.
tagging @andrewblur @bidisasterevankinard @r0ryy @shyaudacity @eddiediaaz @turgite and anyone else who would like to do this!
#this was like. way hard.#lol#note: i specifically picked media where my favorite character is a guy just for personal dysphoria reasons :)#that‘s why btvs teen wolf and spn arent on here#i also tried to pick media that a decent amount of people who follow me would know about so#and also kent parson :) he‘s wormed his way into my brain what can i say#tag game
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i don't need the symbol of a scar Chapter 2! Read it here!
"One question answered; he was in the AHL. For the Providence Falconers’ affiliate team."
(Start from the beginning on Ao3 here)
#omgcp#kent parson#omgcp fic#omgcheckplease#my fic#here we go#we're hopping universes baby#featuring: new favorite goalie?#me? accidentally writing an OC who is a GOALIE?#its more likely than you think
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confessing that i accidentally started the ‘did jack love kent’ debate because i really want to elaborate more. so here’s my original tweet that was in response to ngozi’s check please unpopular opinions post:
I’ve thought about this a lot and this is just a thesis statement of it all so here’s my justification.
i tweeted part of this too, but with jack’s intensity and the nature of his relationship with kent i just don’t believe that he wasn’t in love with him. they don’t call him jack 110% zimmermann for nothing, and a relationship/fwb/situationship whatever you want to call it with your best friend is not the kind of thing jack would be half into.
i do think though that jack believes what he told bitty. i think this post by @bittysthesis and her tags really hit the nail on the head. like jack knows that the way he felt with kent and the way he feels with bitty are different, and he knows he loves bitty, so he deducts that he didn’t love kent. however, i think he was in love with kent, just in a very different way. jack loved kent in a very desperate and nervous way. jack knew they were never going to have a sustainable relationship. even if jack never od’d he knew that they wouldn’t be able to continue what they were doing on separate teams, and the competition of being the number one pick polluted any hopes of their relationship ever having a future. there was always an expiration date. it was a love doomed from the start, but a love nonetheless.
jack with bitty is such a strong juxtaposition to this, like obviously he has a much healthier and truly happy relationship with bitty. and i love the boy but he is not always the most in touch with his emotions (i mean it took look at his graduation) and so i don’t think it registers to him that what he felt with kent can be considered love, just a wildly different kind than what he has with bitty.
#jack zimmermann you can’t escape me i live in your brain#but yeah like i had no idea when i posted that that it would become a huge thing but i’m so happy about it#like i’ve been reading the notes on the poll like a newspaper i love hearing what everyone thinks#and like this is in no way to discredit anyone who voted no or thinks otherwise i just wanted to share my interpretation and thought process#omgcp#jack zimmermann#kent parson
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Summary:
To Translate: "'Dirty clothes are washed within the family.' As we say in English: Don’t wash your dirty linen (or air your dirty washing) in public. In other words, problems should be solved within the family, in private.
OR Jack and Kent have the final leg of their press tour while Jack is trying to figure out what the heck is going on in his life.
#ao3 fanfic#check please#jack zimmermann#kent parson#jackparse#in reality#this is for me and the rest of you can just read it
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Check Please! / Body Better by Maisie Peters
#megan's edits#jackparse#zimbits#kent parson#jack zimmermann#eric bittle#ignore my bad editing out of the dialogue in the last one i just wanted to post this#the rest of the song doesn't fit them at all but this single line has been driving me insane
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filed under “latest reasons I rejected my high school ex boyfriend”
#sorry I thought of this at work and it made me laugh out loud#omgcp#i speak#omg check please#jack zimmermann#omgcheckplease#check please#kent parson#Pimms#jackparse#omgcp meme
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