#K BYEEEEE

[cutepotatook]

Btw i drew fishman's boobaoes for fun

Do not blame me!!! I love man boobas 🧍🌹

[avida-heidia-5]

I’m feeling emotional today, so here’s a quick little Seb Vettel tribute video I put together in less than 3 hours.

Music: White Space - OMORI (Orchestral Arrangement) - Tom O’Donovan

[iamthecomet]

Comet's stoned thought of the night (that has probably already been said before): Rain and Dew, floating around on their backs in the lake. Naked. Holding on to each other like otters.

Only they're not holding hands. They're holding each other's dicks.

[ohimsummer]

I actually think I’m due for a break soon bc writing does not hit the same anymore :///

[saturntheday]

so we know now that theres gonna be a rwrb sequel (IM SO EXCITED IM GOING TO RIP MY TEETH APART) but we also know that the rwrb cast has a group chat(from uh Aneesh's Instagram live). Taylor & Casey were both like "sequel? huh what's a sequel??" and we have Nick here like "yes OFC" I can just picture everyone in the group chat face palming at Nick/ teasing him for not being able to keep a secret

I love these ppl sm it makes me wanna cry a lil

[shadowflamekitty]

I'm Back

So sorry for making you all wait, I was busy dealing with life. °-°

But anyway, for those who are not aware, I go by M_Inferno on AO3. Soon I will be posting the first chapter of a new work, and I ended up drawing an Character Info for the daughter. This is a Dad Six Eared Macaque AU story. It was inspired by the results I received on a LEGO Monkie Kid quiz. Here you go, hope you all like it and please read the story! K BYEEEEE 😉

[peniswentz]

Okay so

But if I pick the second one, I may seperate

Wait I got polls....stupid

[night-triumphantt]

🙂‍↔️

[irish-fish]

This website is so dangerous. I meant to be prepping for abundance work i need to do tomorrow and instead i have been scrolling for at least 2 hours. There is really no enjoying one's dash in any sort of moderation if you view more than 6 posts at once. Anyway, hope you all enjoyed my bingeposting for the night. See you all in another 5 weeks!

[facelessmime]

A continuation to this silly post here!

Again thanks to @threeaxolotlsinatrenchcoat this came to fruition XD all thanks to asking for Uzi with ALL the plushies. undefined-- so I couldn't forget the gorl and Uzi's reaction

Enjoy!

[cut-aare]

Omg!!! Guess who found some kumquats!!!

[antennatoheaven]

diversity win! your dead father is genderqueer

[amogus-real-not-clickbait]

here's some benreys for y'all!!! it's meal time little ones!!!! nobody starves today. i provide

also random gordo he's here too i guess-

[tishrivers]

TREVANTE RHODES: TIFF Interview (2022)

[hplonesomeart]

Merry Christmas eve

P-Puzzle plush? For me??? As gift??? Thank you so much aaaaaa that’s real sweet hehe. Even as a virtual JPEG his dorky smile lights up my spirits. I appreciate the well wishes and I hope your seasonal celebration is all the more cheery and bright!! Merry Christmas Eve :D

[sseniita]

hero's new date

Hero knew she was being pissy. She didn’t need her oh-so-important superhero situationship to tell her she was being pissy. You’d think that after months of him sending the hero flowers and chocolates, talking her up at events and speaking highly of her that he’d be a bit more attentive when the hero finally gave in to go on a date. It’s been three weeks since that date and even though the hero never considered this an official relationship- Superhero had taken the liberty of telling any and all paparazzi of his ‘new girlfriend.’ 

Her manager/trainer had told her to go along with it. 

See where it goes! It’ll do wonders for your reputation! 

As if Hero needed help with her reputation. But she agreed, and went on the dates, smiled at the cameras and tonight- she will invite him to her ballet recital. Although being a Hero was her full-time job, her real self had been in ballet lessons since a child and never seemed to let it go. The last few times Hero had invited Superhero to her recitals he’d always have something more important to do. So before he could drive away, she finally got the guts and spat it out. 

“Hey, I have a recital this Saturday. I’d mean a lot if you came.” She tried. 

“Oh! Saturday? Yikes, sorry babes, I’m on night patrol this Saturday.”

No you’re not, you piece of- 

“Oh… well. Maybe you could catch the beginning…or ending?” 

The Superhero began very subtly playing with the window switch on the side of the car. Still seated in the driver’s seat, dressed in a marvellous suit with combed hair, he looked stunning. The Superhero was known for being cocky with reason. He was handsome, famous, and powerful, everyone wanted him. So when he had expressed interest in her, she couldn’t help being flattered but she was beginning to regret ever going on those dates. 

“Hmm, Dunno.” He lazily patted the expensive leather of the wheel. “Might not make it. But hey! Maybe I could catch you afterwards? Head to my place, drink, end the night off making you feel good?” He winked and Hero cringed. 

“Uhh, ya. We’ll see-” 

“Unless I could help you out with that now.” Hero wanted to vomit. 

“Um…” Thankfully she was sort of paying attention to what he was saying earlier. “Didn’t you say you had patrolling tonight?…that’s why you had to drop me off at…” she looked at her watch, “8:30?” The Supervillain cursed silently, but Hero caught it. He laughed nervously. 

“Totally forgot, Babes. So uh- Saturday? I’ll pick you up?”

“We’ll see.” She repeated. 

“Cool. I’ll text ya.” He drove away once Hero gave him a wave. Leaving her stranded on the curb in front of her apartment building. The moment the car turned the corner, she tilted her head back and sighed in frustration. She rolled her eyes as she began to trudge into the building before a laugh stopped her. 

“Damn, babes. You’re not gonna invite him in for some drinks- end the night feeling good?”

She could recognize his voice anywhere. Villain. 

Despite herself she smiled at the tease. “Oh no! I could never. Our brave and chivalrous Superhero is busy fighting crime at some model’s house.” She spat. “Wouldn’t wanna disturb him.” 

Villain chuckled as he walked into the light of the apartment’s foyer, shining through the glass doors. He was walking funny. Hero took note of it as he listened to Villain’s spiel. 

“I have no idea why you’re into him.”

The hero sighed. “I don’t think I am, manager/trainer said I should give it a shot for publicity. I think he might actually be a bit of a dick.”

“Obviously. Besides, what help do you need with publicity? You’re above him in everything.” 

“Thanks.” She said, although not truly believing it. 

“Blonde, muscular and shiny. He’s practically your brother.” 

“Don’t relate him to me!” 

“You mean being compared to your boyfriend is an insult?” He finally got close enough to Hero for her to smell the blood. She played along. 

“Not my boyfriend.” she shrugged at him. “But yes- it is insulting.” 

She got another laugh out of Villain, slightly strained but nevertheless charismatic. 

“That’s not what the newspaper says: ‘Superhero and Hero: Caught having a romantic date’ was the front page headline if I remember correctly."

“Do you normally memorize headlines with my name in them?”  

“Every one.” He winked. She gave him another smile before finally getting to the point. 

“So…what are you doing in front of my apartment building? I have a hunch but I’m testing out if I’m easy to lie to or if Superhero’s just an asshole.”

“Just hoping to get the chance to make you feel good.” Hero was having a good time for the first time this evening. He leaned in ever so slightly. “You look very pretty by the way. In case Mr. Handsome forget to tell you.” Hero had been wearing a dress she had to work up the courage for hours to wear out, only for Superhero to tell her to wear something cuter next time. She looked Villain up and down, although he looked tired with his hair messy, his clothing all roughed up, and a bruise forming on his left cheek, she couldn't help but swoon at his honey colored eyes.

“I guess he didn't after all. Thank you.” She smiled fondly- forgetting herself for a second. “Anyways if that’s the case I guess I’ll just head up then...”

“Okay, okay. I need your help.” Villain confessed huffing through a smile. Hero watched as Villain pulled back his jacket and shirt to reveal a nasty gash on his back. “Ouch. Who’s handiwork?” asked the hero.

“Eh. Who cares? I got most of ‘em anyways-”

“Them?” Hero interrupted. 

“Not an issue. Promise.” reassured the Villain. 

“So I really am easy to lie to.” Hero said bluntly. The Villain pouted. “Seriously- don’t worry about it.”

She let it go for now. The Hero leaned down to take a closer look at the gash. 

“Definitely needs stitches.” Hero analyzed. 

“You know I’m shit at stitches- kinda urgent though, lost a lot of blood. I hate to make you ruin that dress.”

“Who said I’d help you?” Hero said, tilting her head.

“I can make you feel good.” Villain bargained in a sing-songy tone. 

“If you never say that again, it’ll be enough payment.” She chuckled, carefully hooking an arm around his waist to help him walk towards the apartment, the villain habitually hooked his arm around her neck as they both wobbled forward, taking the hero’s purse with his free hand as she opened the door. As they had many times before. 

“By the way, are you busy Saturday night-” started the Hero, quickly interrupted by the Villain. 

“I’d love to go.” 

And that night, he did in fact make the Hero feel good.