#Jyushimatsu and the Dolphin

[fatherfigurefusion]

GUYS! I think I know what Mafuyu X Emu remind me of!

These two cinnamon rolls!

If you ever watched both pieces of media, you would understand!

[osomatsuconfessions]

my two cents on the hole situation: osomatsu: hairy. 0 interest in shaving or upkeep karamatsu: hairy. says hes keeping it au naturale and shit like 'who are we to deny that which our bodies produce naturally?? should my hair choose to sprout up from such a location...hm! so be it! my fate...karamatsu awaits you, arms open...! (<- already tried shaving it and cut the rim so bad he had to walk himself to the emergency room) choromatsu: hairy but less. WANTS it to be shaved for hygiene reasons, but was a (solo) witness to karamatsus ER trek. theres also too many products and ways of going about it. he reads over all of them and freaks out from how many options there are. 'do i combine options? shave? wax? topical cream? lotions? potions? do i get it professionally done? with what money?' and then job hunt spirals etc. maybe some falls out from the state of stress he falls into about it but otherwise nothing gets done. ichimatsu: hairy. 0 interest in shaving or upkeep jyushimatsu: hairless to ME. he wants to be a dolphin so bad he willed ALL of his body hair to fall off in one giant grotesque carpet for hydrodynamic purposes. hes rubbery smooth all over todomatsu: i imagine them all having some kind of conversation showcasing how their ways of upkeep are different before todomatsu says like 'you guys still have ass hair? seriously? eeewwwwww!!!!!!! you should care more about your appearances!! jeez! its no wonder you dont have girlfriends! dont come near me til youve shaved it all off, ok? every last hair.' all the other matsus (except jyushimatsu. in my vision) have a 'yeah.. i guess it IS gross.. ok lets do it then' moment and then question totty about how he stays calm while shaving so they dont mess it up when they try. then he says like 'huh? oh i got it all lasered off like 10 months ago. no way id ever risk that lol.' they kill him

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[osomuppetsan]

Top ten iconic osomatsu-san scenes in no particular order ^_^

1. Michealmatsu “i have to choke up on that bat” scene eng dub

2. “AHRRRGGAHGTFG…. You guys heard of vore?” eng dub

3. Jyushimatsu being walked like a dog

4. Jyushimatsu trying to kill karamatsu while dressed up as a giant baseball

5. Their creator, akatsuka, laughing at the matsunos from heaven while they try to crawl out of hell

6. JYUSHIMATSU COMIKET SCENE OH MY GOD

7. Choromatsu being walked in and then having awkward dinner with his brothers while osomatsu tries to tell him its ok that he masturbates while his other brothers tear the shit into him

8. Jyushimatsu festival in general

9. "Did i say fuck? Fuck 👁👁” eng dub

10. Jyushimatsu living out his dreams and being a dolphin

I dont like the english dub (bc of how bad they did jyushimatsu) but i will have to say. There are some great scenes there and like half of those great scenes involve billy kametz (rip)

[lunarpanda]

So what was Jyushiko doing during the Jyushimatsu and the Dolphin episode.

I was thinking she was working in the gift shop...

[goober-bug-ships]

i know the lesson of "jyushimatsu and the dolphin" is like. dont give up on your dreams no matter what but like....... how did they come up with the idea "jyushimatsu wants to become a dolphin"

like how does that happen. in your brain.

[chororine]

The Who's Who of Hipipo

("Open Image In New Tab" highly recommended!)

one of my favourite scenes in "Osomatsu-san: The Hipipo Tribe and the Glistening Fruit" was the climactic chase featuring cameos from many reoccuring and one-off characters (some of whom also appeared in the film's opening) from all three seasons of the anime - some well-known among fans of the franchise, others not so much.

in an attempt to fill in those "not so much" gaps, I proudly present a project I've been looking forward to posting for three months: a visual guide to the name and origin of every character who cameos in the climax and/or opening. see the list in text form under the cut!

Nanmaiders (season 3 episode 16: "Nanmaider Attacks")

Potato Kingdom citizens (season 3 episode 17: "Imoni")

Tatsunami/"Tacchan" (season 3 episode 23: "Friend")

Satozaki (season 3 episode 5: "Well, Yeah...")

Drunk couple (season 3 episode 2: "Let's Be Quiet At Night")

Sanematsu/Sanecop and Kaoruko (season 1 episode 13: "Sanematsu-san", season 2 episode 14: "Sanematsu-san Episode 9" and season 3 episode 16: "Sanecop")

Jyushi-senpai (season 3 episode 3: "Magical Angel Magi Lunatic Icchi")

Kouji Murakami (season 3 episode 1)

Shonosuke Hijirisawa (season 1 episode 2: "Aesop's Fables That Are Actually Terrifying" and others)

The New Sextuplets (season 3 episode 1)

Dobuko Busujima/"Dobusu"/"ugly flower fairy" (season 1 episode 15: "The Life of Chibita's Flower" and others)

Sukeroku (season 3 episode 12: "AI")

Tortoise and Hare (season episode 15: "Cosplaymatsu" ("Mister"))

The voice actors: Takahiro Sakurai, Yuichi Nakamura, Hiroshi Kamiya, Jun Fukuyama and Daisuke Ono (season 3 episode 1)

Miyu Irino (season 3 episode 24: "A-1 Grand Prix")

The director: Yoichi Fujita (season 3 episode 1)

Kumi and Miwa (season 2 episode 7: "Osomatsu and Todomatsu")

Sextuplets as "kill the cacao" demons (season 2 episode 19: "Valentine's Day")

Shoei (season 2 episode 3: "Totoko's Challenge")

Kinko Inuyama (season 2 episode 16: "The Cutie Next Door")

Devil Yeti (season 2 episode 17: "UMA Expedition Team")

Eitaro (season 2 episode 12: "The Eitaro Family")

Eitaro's mother (season 2 episode 12: "The Eitaro Family")

Michaelmatsu (season 2 episode 13: "Discharge Notice 2017: The Youngest Brother Who Got Fired")

Osoma (season 2 episode 17: "Inn")

Matsuzou as "Cherryzou" (season 2 episode 4: "Matsuzou and Matsuyo")

Sousou (season 2 episode 7: "Romance of the Three Kingdoms")

Giant oni/demon (season 2 episode 25: "Osomatsu-san in Hell")

Regular oni/demons (season 2 episode 25: "Osomatsu-san in Hell")

Chupacabra Deluxe (season 2 episode 15: "UMA Expedition Team"

F6 (season 1 episode 1: "Osomatsu-kun Returns" and others)

Super Mongolian Death Worm (season 2 episode 14: "UMA Expedition Team")

Chanto Shitaa/"Propershitter" (season 2 episode 1: "Osomatsu-san Returns")

Aida and Sacchi (season 1 episode 2: "The Melancholy of Osomatsu", season 1 episode 7: "Todomatsu and the Five Demons" and others)

Dayon girl/"Dayoko" (season 1 episode 23: "Dayon Tribe")

Black Factory supervisor (season 1 episode 2: "Let's Get A Job")

Sutabaa Coffee manager (season 1 episode 7: "Todomatsu and the Five Demons")

Dayon Tribe members (season 1 episode 23: "Dayon Tribe")

Totoko's parents (season 1 episode 4: "This Is Totoko" and others)

Flag Corporation employees (season 1 episode 6: "It's A Birthday Party, da jo")

Kamimatsu/Godmatsu (season 1 episode 21: "Kamimatsu")

Jiguzou (season 1 episode 3: "Tidbits Collection" ("OAW/OSO"))

"Christmas couple" (season 1 episode 11: "Black Santa" and season 2 episode 5: "Summer Kamen")

"Fheeeh" master (season 1 episode 22: "Final Sheeeh")

Shaorin (season 1 episode 22: "Final Sheeeh")

Atsushi (season 1 episode 22: "The Star of Hope, Todomatsu" and others)

Oil magnate (season 1 episode 24: "Totoko's Huge Panic")

Coachmatsu (season 1 episode 25: "Osomatsu-san, Such As It Was")

"Kanojo"/"Homura" (season 1 episode 9: "Jyushimatsu Falls In Love" and season 2 episode 8: "Jyushimatsu and the Dolphin")

Akumatsu/Evilmatsu (season 1 episode 21: "Kamimatsu")

President of France (season 1 episode 6: "Iyami Has Arrived")

Musashi Ironworks baseball team (season 1 episode 25: "Osomatsu-san, Such As It Was")

Fourth Galactic University Affiliated High School baseball team (season 1 episode 25: "Osomatsu-san, Such As It Was")

Oguri Overbite (season 1 episode 6: "Iyami Has Arrived")

Wanta (season 3 episode 19: "Dogs")

PHEW 💦

[crtter]

Is Nozomi actually dead? We'll never see her again?

Well, THE Nozomi Takahashi we saw in the movie is likely dead. But that doesn’t have to mean we’ll never see her again! Osomatsu-san has a very loose concept of canon and characters get sometimes reused for other “roles”, such as Jyushimatsu’s girlfriend from season 1 reappearing as the dolphin trainer in season 2 and the mean flower fairy from season 1 getting reworked into Dobusu in seasons 2 and 3.

If we keep getting new Osomatsu-san material in the future such as a season 4 and/or more movies (both things that seem pretty likely given how the franchise is still very popular and might have even been unofficially “confirmed”), she might very well make a future appearance, playing a different role!

[choropilled]

i think cypress and jyushimatsu can communicate telepathically but both of them are beaming opposite psychological waves at each other. dolphin sounds on one side on the other it's just elevator music.

[jyushimatsu-falls-in-love]

That’s it, that’s the episode

[askhomerungirl]

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Hopefully Jyushimatsu-kun didn’t mind it...

[yankeejam]

[neetfreak812]

Take a shot everytime homura says Jyushimatsu-kun

I'm already wasted

[lunarpanda]

Also shout out to me watching the Jyushimatsu and the Dolphin episode for the first few times and not catching that Homura was there and just thought this was some random girl that was nice.

[clownmoontoon]

DONT EVER LET ANYONE TELL YOU YOU CANT BE COMPLETELY NAKED AND A DOLPHIN

[tezzbot]

THEYRE SO THEYRE SOOOOOOO<3<3<3<3