#Just call me Vladimir!!

[sleepyconfusedpotato]

Makarov in "The Lobby"

Just a sketch before I sleep! Took this opportunity to study Julian Kostov's face and I think I'm getting the hang of it 👌

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Am I highkey seeing Makarov as another Vampire in Halloween AU? 👀 Imagine Makarov being a much stronger vampire than Price because he's been consuming human blood non-stop without remorse. And now in order to defeat Mak, Price has to break his oath and start consuming human blood again 👁️👁️.

Here's some timelapse and hope you love it! *(੭*ˊᵕˋ)੭*ଘ

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[kiivg]

."Are you even listening to me, McCullum?".

[s0fter-sin]

saw something about nik and makarov being brothers and the plagues from the prince of egypt came on and you know what i see the vision

makarov seeing nik as turning on russia bc of his alliance with price and the 141 and nik hating to see what makarov’s done to his country; the fear and instability and acts of terror (nik’s “this place was nice once” in mw19)

nik having to fight bc who else will? who knows knows russia well enough to act in her interests while admitting that means working with her enemies? who else knows makarov well enough to anticipate his moves, his thought process?

who better than his big brother who taught him everything he knows?

and makarov only seeing nik disagreeing with the things he's done as him hating him on a personal level; maybe thinking it’s out of jealousy that he's willing to make the hard decisions and do the things nik could never bring himself to do when they talked about russia’s future. but makarov really thinks it's about nik hating him as his brother not bc he's a terrorist

"this was my home, all this pain and devastation how it tortures me inside, all the innocents who suffer from your stubbornness and pride"

“you who i called brother, how could you have come to hate me so? is this what you wanted?”

i mean

(also nik being friends with john “these things take violence and timing, i can do both” price and brother to vladimir “timing is everything” makarov, i wonder where they both developed that mindset? but admittedly that’s a bit of a reach lmao)

[4kills23deaths]

no but why the fuck does nobody talk about the fact that reboot makarov CANONICALLY discovered his father's dead, HANGING body at the tender age of ELEVEN

[ratatatastic]

ESPN telecast has been lacking cats goal calls so here are the fun spanish telecast goal calls because sometimes yeah i do need futbol-esque hockey goal calls to feel something again

Reinhart Goal in the First Period of SCF Game 3 (1-0 Cats)

00:00 - 00:55: "Anytime you see Draisaitl and McDavid, we're also going to see Forsling and Ekblad-" "Barkov!" "The Captain, too[crosstalk]—" "Watch out on the side, watch out because here comes Forsling and he shoots! GOOOOAAALLLLLLLLLL!! GOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLL!!! FROM THE PANTHERS!!! A minute and twelve seconds in to play! We were 4-on-4, everything started here!" "Look at the Captain, Barkov—how effective he is, how good he plays defensively on both sides of the puck. And look, Forsling, with eyes wide open, realises where Reinhart is. That was a shot-pass/pass-shot, say it however you want, but he found Reinhart's stick—" "How good is it that Reinhart tipped that puck deep, [his] ninth goal of the playoffs.

"...Reinhart manó el bastónasto al fondo..." yeah hell if i know how to even remotely translating that so it makes sense in english so have something similar enough

Tarasenko Goal in the Second Period of SCF Game 3 (2-1 Cats)

00:55-01:25: "I don't know if the shot made it to the net, Kenny, but in two ways—" "WATCH OUT!! GOOOOOAAAAALLLLLL!! TARASENKO! TARASENKO! GOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLL!!! AND FROM THE PANTHERS!! Tarasenko faces against none of the Edmonton Oilers and you have to capitalise on errors that slip past Skinner!

Barkov Goal in the Second Period of SCF Game 3 (4-1 Cats)

01:25-2:05: "—today, Darnell Nurse... Darnell Nurse has been on the ice for 27 of the 57 goals that the Oilers have allowed in the playoffs—" "WATCH OUT BECAUSE A GOAL IS COMING—GOOAAALLLL!! GOOAALLL!! GOOOOOAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLL!!!! ALEKSANDER BARKOV!! ALEKSANDER BARKOV!! PANTHERS' GOAL!! PANTHERS' GOAL!! PANTHERS' GOAL!!! THE FOURTH [GOAL]!! There's a silence that almost festers inside here in Rogers Place!! The 4th Panthers' goal came! It's been all Panthers after the Oilers tied it, Barkov sniped it—"

florida panthers @ edmonton oilers game 3 | 6.13.24 (x)(x)(x)

EDIT: thank you @/goalsyoudontake for catching words i missed you have saved my ears kisses for you 🙏

[too-alien-to-take-you-home]

I FORGOT TO DOWNLOAD THE REFERENCE PICTURE AAARHH

If anyone cares, this is the profile pic in the drawing ^^

I love my homicidal men

[mikk1n]

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[bluemadnessstuff]

You already know what time it is:

This time with something a little more different, a Julian character analysis cause I'm fighting the imaginary haters on the daily :P

So my main concern when I first wanted to post about her personality/lore would be people saying that she doesn't fit in. That she's too goofy or silly to be put in such a serious setting. But it was kind of the whole point of her character, multiple times did she get told by Makarov or members of the task force that she's too soft or naive for this job, but she still persisted. And that backfired on her since no matter what choice she makes, she just causes herself and people around her more trouble (or she dies *cough cough*). Her abilities on the field are no less than anyone else in the taskforce, it's just that she's still mentally delayed, Makarov adopted her at 16 and kept her that way. It was only when price took her in that she started maturing normally again (aka he got her into therapy), it was also kind of the only way to get her out of Makarov’s influence.

Her being childish and affectionate around people of the taskforce was meant to showcase that, and too show different types of love. I get that the theme also doesn't fit the game, but this isn't CANON TO THE GODDAMN GAME. Also, jinx from arcane had a huge influence on her, that's why she has that "grown up that still acts childish due to trauma/ their adoptive parents influence " character type.

She dies in the end both ways so why does any of this matter.

Anyway thanks for listening to this rant and have a bonus:

Bonus fact: due to Julian having a generally androgynous body and having short hair, she can sometimes disgise herself as a young man (with a fat ass)

@stressedmacaronisalad @aphinthestars

[gu6chan]

i fucking hate american """left-wingers""" man

[sanguineweave]

new tags pt. 2 : worldbuilding & dynamics.

[thecaduceusclay]

Now my whole day is derailed by a bowl!!! Why am I like this?!??!?!

[celestialgalaxyglow]

Batfam and Danny, Part 5

The following morning on the roof of Jason and Danny's apartment.

Jason: Good job patrolling yesterday kid.

Danny: Thanks dad.

A massive light engulfed the area and a massive creature appeared before them.  

Jason (too tired to care): Friend of yours? 

Danny: That’s Cthulhu. 

Jason (the literature major): As in Lovecraft?  

Danny: Yeah, but he misrepresented Cthulhu greatly in his books. For his slander H. P. Lovecraft is in the Realms of Infinite Punishment.  

Jason: I see.

Danny (looking at Cthulhu): Hi C! 

Cthulhu (bowing): Greets my Lord.  

Danny: Need something?  

Cthulhu: Whilst wondering the Lands of Nightmares and Infinite Darkness I came across this... I want to say it’s a cat. I believe you will like it.  

He handed Danny the “cat.” The creature had six legs, and fur as black as the void glowing with glittering stardust.  

Danny: It’s so cute! Thank you, C!  

Cthulhu: Anything for you, my Lord.  

Cthulhu vanished.  

Jason: Danny, you are my son, and I love you, but sometimes you frighten me.  

Danny: I think Bruce feels the same about you.  

Jason: Well, yes, but that’s beside the point. He looks at the “cat” in Danny’s arms. So, what is that?  

Danny: No idea, but he’s mine now. I’ll call him Shadow.  

The “cat” meowed.  

Danny (walking away): You will be my greatest warrior.  

Jason (smiling): I love my strange little son.

Later in the apartment.

Jason: Hey Danny, I've been thinking about something.

Danny: What is it?

Jason: You're a king.

Danny: I am.

Jason: If you're here, who's ruling your kingdom?

Danny: I have a regent.

Jason: Who?

Danny: Would you like to meet him?

Jason: Sure?

Danny: Vlad!

Vlad appeared in the living from a burst of green fire.

Vlad: You summoned Danny?

Danny: Dad, this is Vladimir Plasmius, my regent and former archenemy. Vlad this is my dad, Jason.

Vlad (bowing): It is an honor to make your acquittance Your Imperial Lordship.

Jason: "Your Imperial Lordship?"

Vlad (looking at Danny): You didn't tell him?

Jason: Tell me what?

Danny: I granted you a title. Danny summoned a scroll and handed to Jason.

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Hereby decreed by his Imperial and Royal Chthonic Majesty:

By our royal authority we hereby grant Jason Todd-Wayne the following title:

His Imperial Lordship, Jason, the King's Father.

Signed, Danny Rex-Imperator, Supreme King of the Infinite Realms, High King of the Ghost Zone, King of all Ghosts, First among the Eldritch Ones.

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Jason (tearing up): "The King's Father."

Danny: Well you are my dad.

Jason (ran up to Danny and hugged him): I love you son.

Danny: Dad! Not in front of my regent!

Vlad (smiling): Good to see you found someone to care for you Danny. He looked at Jason. You have proven yourself worthy of the title of the King's father, Lord Jason.

Jason: I try my best.

Vlad: So I see. He adjusted his suit. But if that be all I shall make my way back to the Infinite Realms. Good bye your Lordships. Vlad vanished.

Jason (looking at Danny): I love you kid.

Danny: Love you too dad.

A few hours later.

Jason (cooking lunch): Danny...

Danny (setting the table): Yes?

Jason: Why did we not get any messages from Bruce or the others about a massive eldritch creature appearing in the middle of Gotham in broad daylight?

Danny: Cthulhu was hiding himself, we only saw him because we are in some way connected to the Infinite Realms.

Jason: Ah.

Danny: Good thing honestly, Bruce would have had a heart attack.

Jason (laughing): Yeah he would have. Jason went back to cooking lunch.

Danny: You're going to tell him later aren't you?

Jason (smiling): Oh 100%!

A while later while cleaning the plates.

Jason: Danny I have an idea, and I want you to tell me if it's crazy.

Danny: Hit me.

Jason: I want to apply to grad school, so I can latter go for a doctorate, so can be a doctor just to spite Bruce.

Danny (laughing): That would be hilarious! But do you like your field that much?

Jason: Yes, I love literature!

Danny: Go for it then.

Jason: It's settled then, I'm applying to graduate school!

Meanwhile at Wayne Manor. Bruce Sneezes.

Alfred: Bless you Master Bruce.

Bruce: One of my kids is doing something overly dramatic just to spite me...

(Master Post)

[shittinggold]

my dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called “november 5th 2020” 😳 you’ll be zonked out of your gourd 💯

me: yeah whatever. i don’t feel shit.

5 minutes later: dude I swear I just saw vladimir putin resign

my buddy mutual pacing: destiel is canon in spanish

[ratatatastic]

theres something inherently cruel about asking a man about "pieces that get left behind by vets" when said vet has already moved onto another team

"he was an unreal add for our team he was just the right piece we needed and for me to be able to sit next to him in the locker room and play with him... hes thinking all the time how to be better he wants to help teammates, help linemates... just works so hard"

Training Camp 24 | 9.24.24 (x)

Miami Herald | 6.1.24 (x)

"it was just so much fun to hear stories" lol were these the stories you were talking about lundy

[evilminji]

You Know How There Are Those AU? Where SUPER Injured Ghosts Need To Retreat To Their Core?

No one seems to be USING that to its fullest potential! For SHENANIGANS! Because! Who?? Could POSSIBLY carry a Halfa's Core safely... but another Halfa?! A FULL ghost would KILL them. A human would be killed! What terribly precarious peril we find ourselves in! Oh nooooooo!

Well, no worry!

As much as Dani fuckin HATES this. That there is her brother. Her Template. Her Clone Daddy and Bestest of Bros. Like HECK she's gonna let him suffer for centuries and possibly DIE. She can take it, Doc! Pop him in! We'll go road tripping and-

What do you MEAN "No"?

Unstable??! Of course she's unstable! But the-.... Oh.

Turns OUT? Dani? Can hitch a ride in DANNY for Emergency Medical Aid... but NOT the other way around. Her body is too loosely held together. He would parasiticly consume her from within. Instead of feeding off her Ecto System like injured ghosts are supposed too, because she's a CLONE? AND an unstable one at that? His Core would just... see her body as free ectoplasm. All of it.

He'd eat her.

Which mean Frostbite can not and WILL NOT allow that.

But he's HURT! That big, off screen, cataclysmic Fight To Save Everybody From *cough cough mumbles* and settle us all in the DC universe, REALLY messed him up! What are we supposed to DO!? He can't STAY like this!!!

Enter-> My FAVORITE DCxDP Trash Ship! Vlad&Lex!!! *horrified screaming from the crowds, someone shouts "oh god, no! Please!"* Ha! There are no gods here, silly billys! Only two terrible, terrible HIGHLY Dramatic, self serving, incredibly damaged, gay peacocks. In Business Suits that cost more then your house is worth.

They're AWFUL~♡

And! Vlad was sent ahead to lay the ground work. Insure there would be no GIWs. Also because no one could stand him and his EXTENSIVE criminal record. But that's besides the point.

But!

You know what he found? A Business Nemesis. Who he routinely dates and/or Dramatically Hate Fu-*coughs* I mean, attempts a Corporate Take Over(tm) off. You know how it is. Business. He ALSO gets to make it no secret he's a "Meta", thanks to the INCOMPETENCE of one Jack Fenton, because that- *seething rant*

Yet? Dispite his STILL burning hatred for Jack? And his finally letting go of Maddie? You know what he STILL wants?

For Danny to be his Son.

*Gets a call from Frostbite*

...............soooooo........ what you're SAYING is..... I can be pregnant with Daniel.

You, Frostbite, need ME, Vladimir Masters, THE ONLY OTHER HALFA, to carry Daniel around inside my body, in what to all appearances resembles a pregnancy, in order to heal him. Because I am an Older And Stronger Halfa Upon Which He Relies.

:)

*instantly begins plotting*

Just? Imagine. Vlad is a FUCKIN LIAR. No one but him would even KNOW what was going on! He just? Rocks up one day, like? *falsely demure* "oh I couldn't POSSIBLY has any scotch, Lex! >:) I'm eating for Two~☆" and just? Deals the MAXIMUM amount of psychic damage he can.

Probably says it at their weekly, public, Veiled Threats Brunch.

It makes front page news. Luthor choked on his eggs. The paparazzi lost their SHIT. Vlad is doing the FULL Celebrity Mom Thing. The classes. The photo shoots. The Gucci sunglasses as he peruses high end strollers. All while HEAVILY suggesting that not only is "The Baby" Lex's.... but that he's going to withhold the child and deny Lex any access.

Danny isn't even aware. He's in a lovely lil medical coma. Dani is trying to find a good spot to plop down Amity. She just know Vlad is being... Vlad. Meh. He can handle it. Dan? He's not even IN the human realm and is not sure he wants to be.

But over in the LEAGUE? Everything's on fuckin FIRE.

Kon is losing his SHIT and Clark is thousand yard staring into the void. Kon's half brother is in the hands of a... Less Then Ideal... Meta that Batman is PRETTY sure is highly suspect. Might be a deliberate weapons experiment. Certainly is a hostage. And the DRAMA.

Lex has never been worse.

He might actually stab his...partner? Vlad. At the hospital. The SECOND the child is born. There are already long term kidnapping plans in the making. He's hiring lawyers. Getting VICIOUS. There have been talks with DEATHSTROKE. By BOTH OF THEM.

Clark wants to cry.

@hypewinter @ailithnight @nerdpoe @hdgnj @the-witchhunter @mutable-manifestation @babbling-babull

[corkinavoid]

DPxDC Demon Children Are Multiplying

This idea is still stuck in my head, and I might even end up writing something out of it, but for now, I just thought of something equally really, really stupid and really, really funny.

What if I combine that idea with Al Ghul Twins. I don't know how. Maybe Talia was cautious about Ra's not wanting to keep two kids for a position of Heir, or maybe she staged Danny's death, or maybe something else entirely happened. But anyway, Danny is Damian's twin.

Then, Dani is the same age as Danny in this AU. And Dan is de-aged to be the same age as both of them.

Now behold an absolute train wreck of a situation where Bruce attends a Gala hosted by Vladimir Masters. Together with Damian, of course, and maybe other batkids are there too. They all part their ways to make their rounds or whatnot. And they all keep seeing Damian wherever they go. Just everywhere.

Dick is talking to someone, and Damian walks past him, not paying him any attention. Which is not surprising, but a little rude, and, wait, wasn't he wearing a red tie? When did he change it to green one?

Tim is just going on the top floor to greet a lady he recognizes from some other event, and Damian all but storms in the opposite direction, only letting Tim catch a glimpse of his face. But when Tim turns around, he is really confused: the person running down the stairs is clearly a girl, albeit she is wearing a suit. Her long hair is up in a complicated braid. Why did he even mistake her for Damian?

But the ultimate confusion happens when Bruce is talking to Vladimir Masters, and a very familiar voice calls, "Father". Because both he and Vladimir turn to face the boy and ask, "Yes?" at the same time.

Damian is standing there, looking between Bruce and Vlad. He looks a little off somehow, but before Bruce can figure out why, the boy blinks and focuses on Vlad.

"We've been looking for you," he tells the man, and, wait, when was Damian looking for Masters? Furthermore, who is we?

But then another child comes closer. And-

That's Damian.

That's two Damians.

Wait, no, none of them are Damians.

"What is it?" Vladimir raises an eyebrow, not paying too much attention to Bruce's blanched expression.

A third child comes towards them, and this one also looks like Damian, only this one is a girl.

"Template's duplicate is here," she says, and Vlad frowns, turning to the Damian lookalike in the middle.

"Have you had another incident that I don't know of?"

Whatever answer the boy wanted to give is cut off by a n o t h e r child who looks like- no, this is real Damian, thank God, Bruce had started to wonder if the champagne was spiked with hallucinogens.

"Father-" he stops in his tracks as the three other children turn to him, and the four of them just stare at each other for a long moment. Then the one in the middle takes a sharp breath in and stage-whispers:

"Quick, do the meme!"

And all three not-Damians start pointing at each other.

Bruce is going to have an aneurysm. Judging by Vladimir's face, he is also not far from one.

Just my ramblings under the cut

I think you all know what meme I'm talking about, but I'm still gonna add it

This is so fucking hilarious to me, I'm sorry, I just can't

Danny is not missing this opportunity of a lifetime, even though Vlad specifically asked all three of them not to cause a scene. And yes, they all call Vlad "father" just for the spite of it or for shits and giggles. I'm going with Bad Fentons idea here, although I'm not sure to which degree they are bad, but anyway, Vlad is their legal guardian, and he is redeemed.

Yes, Dick took a picture. Yes, it's already in the group chat. Yes, other batkids are going wild.

Damian is greatly confused because, first, he thought there was a clone of him at the gala, but apparently, there were three of them, and second, why are they pointing at each other? Should he join them? He is under the assumption his brother is dead (he's not exactly wrong on that account), or he doesn't even know he existed.

This is as far as I got now, feel free to add anything!