#Just answer the question babe

[feykrorovaan]

Babe, would you still love me if I was a wyrm?

[mammalsofaction]

since you've compiled moments where heinz is the possessive one... could we possibly get ones of perry being the jealous/possessive one? 👀

OH NONNIE I GIGGLED

Let's start with the basics 🙏🏼🙏🏼:

Their entire B-Plot in About Time:

Including their legendary first break up song where Perry started staring into puddles like a disney princess with a falshback montage:

(Here's an extended Alt):

Which led to Perry getting pissed off whenever Heinz is in Seattle without telling him (Meapless in Seattle):

And eventually Perry getting pissed off when Heinz got kidnapped by Peter's situationship and rushing to go save him in Seattle again. (Lost in Danville) (Yes, Perry is not the hugest fan of Seattle)

Heinz ended giving Mystery relationship advice and Peter got to meet Mystery's parents :)

Im running out of the picture limit. I can't find the one where Perry got upset when Heinz brought up the babe Inator, but here is Perry getting upset when Mono's speculating about Heinz's new date:

Perry being an overprotective asshole who won't let Heinz do missions during OWCA files:

Some fucking merch content of all things:

Perry being really sad and reaching for Heinz during their SECOND break up arc in Milo Murphy's Law:

Sending a card that was probably his equivalent to falling on knees grovelling:

Damn did I forget to tell you Perry takes pictures, edits, and keeps a whole stash of his photos with Doof in his wallet? Must've slipped my mind:

Anyway. The misunderstanding in MML was because Perry ends up being Time Industries' (Heinz future business endeavor as the Founder of Time Travelling) first and largest shareholder. He cashes in every penny made in overtime for Heinz to build his company back up.

Dan Povenmire stitched this chibi shorts episode as one SPECIFICALLY MADE FOR A "Specific subset of the Phineas and Ferb fandom" spoiler alert: apparently Perry's less upset about Heinz going around kissing people when it's Perry he's kissing.

Here's a short where Perry is apparently less cool about Heinz getting beat up when its someone else beating him up:

And here's a lil bonus Perry getting upset by a fake platypus Baljeet made when he went missing:

This is a very, VERY limited list, including moments of Perry being Fucking Whipped. I have carefully redacted moments of:

-Perry being sweet

-Perry being supportive

-Them being domestic

-Perry being so, so, so incredibly fond of Heinz

-Perry trusting Heinz with his life.

-Perry being sure Heinz doesn't have a life outside of him, anyway.

And in fact i am sure i have missed a lot more out of canon content. Perry being codependent, possessive, protective and jealous is common knowledge at this point. I've made a post before where Perry the Second Dimension proves that Perry has control Issues and an insecurity of being easily replaced by his loved ones, excaberted by Francis' frequent threats of relocating him at the drop of a hat.

Tldr: Perry suffers from down bad-ism and if you look at Heinz too long he is liable to commit violence ♥️♥️♥️

[yuwuta]

Oh we need more of the tennis player yuuta.

so true we do. a match was cancelled and rescheduled due to inclement weather, which is fine, it happens occasionally. except, the reschedule interferes with your work trip, which is how yuuta ends up with your baby boy in his lap at his pre-match press conference. yuuta was worried at first, your son definitely wouldn’t be used to the cameras and reporters, and it was also seven in the morning, so he really hoped the baby wouldn’t become too irritated, but all his worrying was for nothing. 

your baby boy didn’t seem to the mind the cameras, or the large crowd of people, his father was right there to hold him through the entire thing. with them side by side like this, their similarities really show; their droopy eyelids and tired expression, the occasional slow blinking when they’re confused or in thought, the same nose scrunch that makes everybody coo when it happens. one reporter mentions you by name, and that makes the otherwise sleepy baby perk and babble “mama” into the microphone instinctively, which melts everybody’s hearts, yuuta’s included, “that’s right, baby, that’s mama,” he coos, pinching his kid’s cheek before returning his attention to the reporter, “but, yeah, my wife—she’s great. she’s away on work right now, and we miss her a lot, but i’m so proud of her. i got to speak to her right before this conference actually, and she said she’d tune in when she could, so i hope she’s watching—wait, sorry, um… what was the question again?” (his rambling off about my wife my wife my wife is not new. it happens in every conference and interview, he’s just a loverboy through and through). 

during the match, it’s dead silent when yuuta’s about to serve and then there’s the tiniest cry of “dada,” just as he’s about the throw the ball up, which makes him smile and stop and turn to his son, and the entire crowd coos. yuuta is not too proud to blow a kiss before going to serve again.

[casmick-consequences]

oh i just KNEW that the queens were all gonna say "suzie",,,, girl it's not "who do you WANT to go home" it's "who SHOULD go home". Onya and Suzie bbs i love you for actually being honest.

[miss0atae]

Lilly's plan to raise the orphans of the people she killed before to use them as her own private hitmen seems weird to me. She took the time to train them, raised them to only believe her, isolated them a lot and made sure they didn't all share a tight bond. However, it seems like such a hassle.

Especially, as she didn't really silence all people who knew the truth. She should have killed Ruerat way before when she lied to him about having a family. I feel like her motives are a bit confusing. She gets money and that's it?! All these troubles for money? Couldn't she find something easier to do? Also why waiting that long to kill Ruerat who knows about her past life? It seems quite easy to get to him and she wouldn't have to worry.

I feel like something is missing. I get it, she is the villainess because she killed Fadel and Bison's parents but the rest we don't really know her motives. There must have been other parents she killed, so why did she choose to raise only Keen, Bison and Fadel? Why did she keep Keen if he was a bad hitman? After all she has other killers to make someone disappear as she did with Fadel's ex-boyfriend. Why did Keen never try to make a bond with Bison or Kant? Is it because of her and if it is, why did she make sure they don't work together?

I feel like Lilly remains a mystery and I want answers.

[maagisterpavus]

he looks so tired :(

[babsvibes]

I’m feeling like it’s time for an ask wave

[karebear923]

Wait, Jeff can see the future when touching someone right? Is it like instantaneous like a simple tap tells him everything or is it like the longer he touches someone the more he sees?

Cause look at this quick tap, but how long he stared at Alan for:

So did he see them ending up together? Or did he just get a glimpse of something?

[yandere-daydreams]

sapphic .

are you just letting me know or...?

[romeraffys]

an essential part of loving way is not trusting anything he says

[unheavenlybody]

im usually not that harsh abt 'dry intros' on dating apps (in this case just bumble bff) cuz ik it can take a while to build a rapport ok. but ppl who just hit u up with a "hey" .... what am i supposed to do with that give me something to work with >:( even asking a simple how was your day is better than that lol

[whoreiaki-kakyoin]

I should just start queueing a regularly scheduled “I want [blorbo] to stick his fingers in my mouth I want to suck his fingers” post and let y’all just imagine which one I mean because I’ve definitely posted to that effect god knows how many times.

But my thesis defense is in two fucking days, so we’re at the “oh shit holy shit it’s time to panic” stage. And I just think… Leone’s fingers in my mouth and/or cunt so I can let my mind go all empty and fuzzy and melty….

When I’m just expressing a vague trepidation or trying to think through what questions my committee might ask, he talks through it with me and asks me about my thesis so I can feel a little more prepared. When it’s just the adrenaline spike kind of panic where it’s less rational, he’s sticking his fingers in my mouth or using them to deftly pull a few orgasms from me so my brain stops being so loud. In the afterglow, he holds me and tells me softly that I’m smart and capable and that I’m his badass principessa who’s gonna kick ass and get that degree.

[quinkyace]

oh no! your tits are aching? lemme hold them for you king, i got your back 😞✊🏽 (literally and figuratively)

Just hold them? I think there could be something else you could do for me. Massage them, maybe? Really play around with them so you can help my aching chest produce milk. Hell if you play your cards right you can be one of the first handful of people who get the privilege to have a taste straight from the tap.

Ugh I want to feel your hands holding my chest so badly. I need it like I need air. 😩

[scarefox]

love when he speaks english :3

[marmotsomsierost]

When you fuck with the youtube music algorithm long enough, it's useful (discovering opal ocean, chinchilla, black pumas, etc) and entertaining (unexpectedly being teleported back to high school when smashmouth's flo pops up, realizing the marcus miller version of higher ground is a stevie wonder cover*) and, at times, the risk of creating a sudden bluescreen is absurdly hazardous.

Such as tonight, when i was about 2/3 the way through this song

when the combo of it plus the ambient xcom noises and the more acute noises of sierra gnawing on the mini-mjølnir and the clunking of the dryer abruptly tripped all the overstimulate-audio switches in my brain, so i skipped it.

Algorithm gave me this next, followed by several other Hu songs

and then this, which was a little heavier than i was vibing with tonight, but i had zucchini all over my hands and no easy way to skip to next without zucchinifying my phone or my earbuds.

All fine, right. So why the post, M? This was the next thing to play:

Like. Youtube. Buddy. I know i listened to like three phish albums on wednesday and yesterday was a lot of andy allo and leikeli47 and frank ocean and tuesday was, like, seventeen repeats of the great gate of kiev and jupiter the bringer of jollity and tine ting helseth's recording of hummel's fuck this trumpet in particular concerto in e flat and also abdelazer's rondeau from empire brass and bill kuhlman (listen tuesday was A Day, okay, monday was not so bad and we paid for it with tuesday) and i understand that might make it difficult to accurately predict what i might next want to hear. But.

Going from italian gothic metal to swedish folktronica is certainly A Choice. Not one i would recommend. I would also especially not recommend timing it in such a way that you are in the middle of dealing with hot oil and moist vegetables, because the resulting bluescreen might lead to dumping the entire bowl of shredded zucchini directly into the pan from somewhat higher elevation than desired.

In entirely unrelated news, everything to the left of my stove and the floor is very very clean now.

I'm adding this one in here because though it was not involved in today's youtube shenanigans, it is a fucking excellent song.

(I was at the concert this recording is from, and it is one of my most favorite memories of college. I had been having an absolutely shit day, decided i absolutely could not deal with one of my classes that day and went to the masterclass the empire brass was offering instead- that was a small mood-booster, but the actual concert was just...joyful. Instantly obliterated any and all of the crappiness from that day. It's still pretty far up there on my most favorite concerts. I will always recommend this album to people who like brass arrangements or organ or are unable to escape my general vicinity. or tumblr.)

*i could hear my mother declaiming 'A HOLE in your eduCATION!' from 800mi away. I know, mom. I know.

[pennyserenade]

i love erik lehnsherr’s energy. it’s so ridiculous the way he gives his pacifist boyfriend puppy dog eyes before he proceeds to commit several different war crimes. like sorry babe, i have to commit murder upon these people </3