#Just answer the question babe

[feykrorovaan]

Babe, would you still love me if I was a wyrm?

[letmetellyouaboutmyfeels]

I am incredibly serious right now when I beg you all, please, and if you have Twitter or Tiktok or whatever to please spread the word: click on an author's profile on Ao3.

You want to know if an author has written more? Want to know if they're still writing? Want to see more from them? Want to know if they've written a trope or kink or sex scenario you enjoy?

Click on their name. And look at their profile.

I cannot tell you how many times in the last six months someone has read a new or newer fic of mine and said they (a new reader who has read nothing else I've done) "can't wait to see what you do next!" I've written 50+ fics and over a million words already.

"I don't know if you're still writing..." click on my profile. I am. I literally wrote a 128k+ fic for that ship last month.

"Would you ever do X?" "Please do Y!" I already did. Click on my name and look at my works.

Archive of our Own is a library. It's an archive. Not social media. It is your responsibility to fight back against the laziness that corporate algorithms have trained into you.

Click my author name. Just click it. Just click it.

Before you demand more, or ask if a writer will do XYZ, or wonder if the author still writing, or anything - click on their profile. Click on the author's profile.

I'm not trying to be mean or condescending or anything like that. I'm just exhausted. It's disheartening and frustrating to repeat myself ad nauseam, because someone couldn't take thirty seconds to do the tiniest bit of work to see if I've written lately, if I've written more for their ship, or scan my works to see if I've written what they're asking for. Please. Please. I'm begging.

Click the author's name, and explore before you ask.

[yuwuta]

Oh we need more of the tennis player yuuta.

so true we do. a match was cancelled and rescheduled due to inclement weather, which is fine, it happens occasionally. except, the reschedule interferes with your work trip, which is how yuuta ends up with your baby boy in his lap at his pre-match press conference. yuuta was worried at first, your son definitely wouldn’t be used to the cameras and reporters, and it was also seven in the morning, so he really hoped the baby wouldn’t become too irritated, but all his worrying was for nothing. 

your baby boy didn’t seem to the mind the cameras, or the large crowd of people, his father was right there to hold him through the entire thing. with them side by side like this, their similarities really show; their droopy eyelids and tired expression, the occasional slow blinking when they’re confused or in thought, the same nose scrunch that makes everybody coo when it happens. one reporter mentions you by name, and that makes the otherwise sleepy baby perk and babble “mama” into the microphone instinctively, which melts everybody’s hearts, yuuta’s included, “that’s right, baby, that’s mama,” he coos, pinching his kid’s cheek before returning his attention to the reporter, “but, yeah, my wife—she’s great. she’s away on work right now, and we miss her a lot, but i’m so proud of her. i got to speak to her right before this conference actually, and she said she’d tune in when she could, so i hope she’s watching—wait, sorry, um… what was the question again?” (his rambling off about my wife my wife my wife is not new. it happens in every conference and interview, he’s just a loverboy through and through). 

during the match, it’s dead silent when yuuta’s about to serve and then there’s the tiniest cry of “dada,” just as he’s about the throw the ball up, which makes him smile and stop and turn to his son, and the entire crowd coos. yuuta is not too proud to blow a kiss before going to serve again.

[ash-and-starlight]

Would you have any thoughts about the Gaang in a modern au (either with or without bending), especially jobs? I legit love how there’s never been a consensus of how they’d live, especially job wise, in the fandom — except for Katara, she is absolutely a doctor, surgeon, ER badass. Personally, I love the thought of Zuko as a child protective agent, and Sokka as a high school teacher, not just for the dramatic Zukka potential lol haha either way, I’d love to hear your thoughts!

aaa ok i love and adore to see how their roles get translated in modern au’s in such clever ways, i loveee your ideas for zukka workplace drama that’s so 🥺 ok i’ll list some of my faves but feel free to add

-doctor katara SO TRUE and activist katara also so true either way she’s helping people and giving all she’s got

-aang also activist monk-turned *insert job that has to do with flying?? or meteorology??* AND i love the silly little headcanon he and zuko are lion dance partners dkfjdj

-toph wwe champion. without question

- jet could also work with kids tbh as either a child protective agent too or teaching martial arts classes for kids as some sort of social program he zuko and toph have an underground fight club every tuesday he and iroh have a wholesome breaking bad situationship going on with banger edibles

- zuko the guy with 294737 job options tbh either as jasmine dragon clerk, firefighter, historian / khon expert and standing authority on the ramakien, parkour guy, sword guy, guy who goes to business school just to learn how to efficiently dismantle dad’s financial empire, and i am extremely partial on muai thay champion-instructor zuko who has like a post-injury gym program just for the zukka of it all of him helping sokka with his leg during rehab 😌

- sokka also guy that can do anything tbh wether working as inventor or in tech/mechanic fixing things, working at a science museum (hi robin), marine biologist (hi kath) working as an astronomer or at the planetarium bc he’s always been fascinated by the night sky and the moon, artist, poet, mythbuster, sword guy as well, all of these at once. most importantly he has an insanely popular food blog on the side

- suki kendo captain of an all-girl club

- florist mai. (specifically ikebana artist) which is comic canon and in context made little sense but i love it it’s beautiful bc it brings me to

- tattoo artist ty-lee 💕

- and azula uhhh nepobaby electrician

[babsvibes]

I’m feeling like it’s time for an ask wave

[crazy-fangirl2524]

Seeing people reacting to tsc and them getting shock over things I thought was obvious and I was getting annoyed until I realised maybe not everyone reread aftg like a million times and have read most of the analytical posts and yeah maybe I am the problem instead

[karebear923]

Wait, Jeff can see the future when touching someone right? Is it like instantaneous like a simple tap tells him everything or is it like the longer he touches someone the more he sees?

Cause look at this quick tap, but how long he stared at Alan for:

So did he see them ending up together? Or did he just get a glimpse of something?

[yandere-daydreams]

sapphic .

are you just letting me know or...?

[vagabond-umlaut]

HIIII KIT <333333 you said you were okay w selfship asks so!!!!! here i am :33

first of all >:3 i’m a sucker for the falls first/falls harder dynamic, so!!! in your selfships, who fell first and who fell harder?? 🎤🎤 or did you both fall at the same time??? i need to knowwww!!! 

anddddd i also . love & adore….. sun/moon pairings……… 👉👈 so i’d love to know where your selfships fall on that scale too!!! :3 i get sun vibes from you but i could see moon too…. super curious to hear abt this one hehe

anyway!!!! ily kit <3333 i hope sukugo r treating you nicely!!!!! feral cat men smh…

AAAHHH ARIIi, TYTYTY FOR SENDING ME THESE QUESTIONS! I SERIOUSLY LOVE ANSWERING ASKS ON MY SELFSHIPS SM— i'm hugging u so very tightly rn *mwah mwah mwah* @twentyfivemiceinatrenchcoat

who fell first? who fell harder?

kitoru

honestly speaking, the lore of my ship w satoru changes w the seasons 🤭🤭 but acc to the information i hv as of summer 2024, i'm the one who fell first. and 'toru is the one who fell harder. i fell for him a very long time ago— back when i was in my mid teens and he was in his early twenties. but nothing romantic happened then– wtv hints i gave him either went over his head or he intentionally side-stepped them. and i js stopped giving him hints after one or two failed attempts, js staying happy with staring at him from afar, or yk, relishing wtv moments i used to get him as being one of his acquaintances... [he used to see me as a 'friend'. i nvr thought he cld see me as a 'friend', haha] but yk, when we grew up, i crossed quite some distance into my twenties and he too entered his late twenties— this is when the tectonic plates of our relationship slowly started shifting. i cld feel it, but i did not want to hope once again js to get heart-broken a second time— satoru, however, felt the shift like an earthquake. it's like, one moment he was thinking of me like he wld think of a friend, but then smthng happened, and he was like, "oh. this isn't how i think of shoko or nanami. oh. oh."— and well, let's js say, satoru was not rly in the mood for dating... he was more like, "omggg, ily! i'll take care of u! i'll make sure u hv a happy life! why don't we get married engaged, hm?" [i love my men a bit yandere 😂]

kitkuna

i think, mr. darcy's words fit sukuna and my dynamics the best 😄— “i was in the middle before i knew that i had begun.” we did not hv a very normal start to our relationship. sukuna js abducted me from my family and made me his queen. and i js became his queen and began to live in his temple or palace or fort or wtv. and yeah, we js started living together the way two ppl married as if for tax benefits start living together under the same roof. tht is it... except, tht doesn't stay tht is it for long. usually, i wld be content w some yummy food, interesting books, and nice comfy clothes— but over time, i began to notice i was feeling stuff other than js content. over time, this heavy feeling inside my chest began to grow lighter and i began to feel freer— and i realised, it was because of this freedom i was experiencing here. smthng i nvr got to experience when i was w my family— that place was rly good, yeah. i was treated rly well. but i felt more like ' a bird inside a golden cage' there. this observation changed my perception of sukuna from a housemate to smthng more amiable, perhaps smthng more affectionate, and i tried to get closer to him, inch by inch— actually millimetre by millimetre, 'cause i love to test the waters 1st then dip my toe into it— and then one fine day, when i wake up from an afternoon nap and i find sukuna sitting at the table, totally immersed in scrolls of poetry... an odd thing happens in my chest— which occurs again at dinner a few nights later... when i notice him eating as messily as ever— smthng which repeats when i catch him napping one day, akin a big cat lounging in the shade— a phenomenon which starts to happen multiple times a day very very soon... needless to say, i quickly diagnose it as a case of falling in love w my hubby 😌😌 as for sukuna... i don't rly think he feels love... he kidnapped me 'cause he was lwk intrigued by me. [idk why] he married me 'cause he grew highkey intrigued by me. [i still hv no idea why 😭😭] and he gave me space, never tried to be bad or scary to me 'cause he gave me some amt of respect as his wife, his queen [i nvr went to his court tho. i preferred drinking fruit juice and reading a good book in the shade of a tree] [were u able to guess i'm lazyyy] but then, one day, few weeks after i was able to extricate myself from my jumbled emotions and reach a definitive diagnosis— i found him snoozing under the same tree i take rest under, w a very amateurish book titled 'how do you know you are in love'— and i actually got rooted to the spot. and sukuna, heaven knows how, woke up while i was busy gaping at him. and he made an embarrassed face and dashed away— uraume later confirmed, their lord was feeling an odd thing in their chest; esp the last few weeks— roughly the same time as when i first encountered my symptom. later tht night, when i started subtly teasing him, calling us soulmates, he js put a blanket over my head to shut me up, but did not kill me— guess he loves me, huh 🤭🤭

who is the sun? who is the moon?

be it kitoru or kitkuna, i think i'm the moon, babes 😇😇 tho not a full moon. i'm more of a waxing crescent, methinks... 'cause i feel like i'm bright, but not bright enuf to light someone's path thru a forest at night... i js hv the potential, heh [i'm defo not the sun, babes 😅😅 i can be a lil grumpy and mean tbh, hahaha] satoru and sukuna, on the other hand... i think they are the sun in our dynamics. they can be both the comforting sun of chilly winter mornings, when i need them to be here for me, to hug me, to kiss me, to love me— and the scorching sun of a summer noon, ready to burn anyhting and everything which dares to bother me... [i love satoru and sukuna being a little crazy in their love for me 🥰🥰]

they're treating me pretty well so far, babes 🥰🥰🥰 and fr fr— feral cat men make me go insaneeee 😂😂😂

now i too wanna know ur answers to these same asks for ur selfships, my loveee 🤗🤗🤗 [no pressure tho!! only if u wanna ❤️❤️]

[unheavenlybody]

im usually not that harsh abt 'dry intros' on dating apps (in this case just bumble bff) cuz ik it can take a while to build a rapport ok. but ppl who just hit u up with a "hey" .... what am i supposed to do with that give me something to work with >:( even asking a simple how was your day is better than that lol

[rottiens]

Did you ever self-insert into SnK? If yes, what was your backstory? What was your rank? What was your casual outfit like? And who was your bae? 👀

[scarefox]

love when he speaks english :3

[ryansjane]

earlier i was so sure that offgun are never gonna split. but now, i have this gut feeling that gun has packed his bags. because the level of mistreatment both offgun are facing rn is insane. streets are saying the trainee is gonna start airing from march? kinda feels like gmmtv wants to rush through and milk them as much as they can without giving them the exposure, like not allowing them to promote their work in their own shows like ogfn, not giving them opportunity to promote their work in other gmmtv shows etc. off is single-handedly doing all the fanservice and helping the show trend on X, so i am guessing he'll stay and switch to het shows. gun doesn't post anything about cooking crush, and doesn't care about the show's promo and the ship anymore so i feel like he's the one who's leaving.

nope, I'm rejecting this whole ask lmao 😆 when I tell you my heart dropped reading this, bc I know that what you're saying makes perfect sense & I'm also scared of my own gut feeling I've been getting. the one thing that ticks me off the most in your whole ask is the trainee airing in march bc WTF, I hope it doesn't come true & it's just misguided rumor. as for gun, yes obviously he's always been the most likely to ditch gmmtv & offgun, I've always said off is literally the most loyal actor to gmmtv... but I do feel like it's always been gun's brand to be very nonchalant & not very enthusiastic about promoting his show or his ship so for me that's nothing new... I know offgun will end one day for sure but I was hoping they'd last until their 10th anniversary at least 😅 however I wouldn't blame them for being fed up with gmmtv's treatment of them bc it's incredibly weird & paradoxical, sometimes they promote them & give them shows & events, and the rest of the time it's like offgun aren't part of gmmtv at all... not claiming this energy though 😭😭😭🙏

xxx

[luxurybrownbarbie]

The monarchy is fucked. How was HARRY the first one to visit Charles since the diagnosis when he had to take a whole international flight and the others live miles away? And the fact that outside of Kate (who’s already said she’s cutting back for the next FIFTEEN YEARS to raise her kids) and William, every single working royal is over 75? Fucked, I say, fucked!

Harry better not get talked into going back to help out if all goes wrong. I don’t think he will but if he does, I hope Meghan leaves him.

(I literally hated when she said she was going to step back to raise her kids, like they don’t have nannies and jobs that take two hours a day, max.)

Okay so, as someone whose partner’s father who, much like Charles, was manipulative at his kindest and downright abusive at his worst, also died of cancer, I’m going to give Harry a lot of grace in this scenario.

As soon as a dying parent enters the ring, all normal plans tend to go out the window.

We have to remember that Harry lost his mother in a deeply traumatic way at a young age, so the loss of a parental figure is already a difficult thing for him to handle. On top of that, when Charles does eventually go, he and William will be orphans. No matter how toxic and estranged their fraternal relationship is, that’s something they will have to navigate together.

This situation is not going to be easy for either Meg or Harry. (I speak from experience.) Your partner losing their parent is probably one of the most significant losses you’ll ever face together, even without the added pressures of the British royal family. I hope they truly take the time to decide what’s right for them and their little family, and I hope Charles, Camilla, Will, and Kate don’t pressure or manipulate them into something they don’t want.

But it wouldn’t surprise me if Meg and Harry returned in an auxiliary capacity. It wouldn’t surprise me if they moved back to the UK for a period of time.

You’re right, there are barely any members under the age of 75 active right now, so there’s not a lot of options they have if they want to continue their “work”. They genuinely might need them, depending on how severe this illness is.

I hope neither of them make rash decisions, and I hope Meg makes a decision she can truly live with. I know she knows no matter what she does, she’ll get torn apart for it, so I hope she makes whatever choice brings her peace in the long run.

(Also Will has kind of visited Charles, but also his wife is allegedly in pretty terrible condition at the moment so I’m not going to begrudge him there.)

[be-the-glenn-to-my-maggie]

Obsessed with the idea of the rda not having the fancy machine and so restorting to old fashioned torture IMAGINE LO'AK'S AND JAKES FACE WHEN SPIDER COMES BACK WITH 3 FINGERS ON EACH HAND!

Oh my god, a lot of dark Spider anons!

That would be so awful. Not only was he tortured but HES STILL GOT THE WRONG AMOUNT OF FINGERS, NOW IT'S JSUT THE OTEHR WAY?? Just heartbreaking. I think he'd be really defensive about it, refuse to share any information above the bare minimum. I think Jake would be suuuper overprotective and guilty, just trying to overcompensate. Lo'ak would be furious. He strikes me as someone who feels things almost too much for his own good, and can't figure out where to focus his emotions because they're just too big for him. I think he'd struggle to face Spider for a while because he wouldn't know what to do.

[virgopropaganda]

Reminder: shut up at work. They do not care for your opinion or your thoughts!