#Just Alastor being creepy af

[x-arcticfox-x]

TW FORCED FEMINZATION / fucked up au

I don't really like this drawing so ill probably try and make a better one later but ill try and explain this Au.

First off, Alastor gets ahold of Vox soul (idk how yet.)

Next, Alastor distaste for men is empathized here. He blames a lot of Vox gross behaviors that he developed on the fact he's a man. (They split apart because vox changed as a person in this au, not a confession although maybe that was involved idk) Alastor thinks that if vox was a girl he wouldn't get so corrupted so he decides that from now on, Vox is one!

yeah that's like a really terrible description but i think it got the idea across? idk 😭😭😭

[i-fucking-hate-ppl]

Can I request headcanons for the hazbin hotel crew (separately) dealing with a human on hell? They were sent by some kind of ritual of their 'church' ,against their will, and now they're a tiny human surrounded by big scary demons. It takes a while to get used to them and eventually fall in love. I love your headcanons!! Especially the ones with Alastor! Your writing is amazing!💗💗💗

Thank you! I'm glad you enjoy what I'm going! Anyway here you are! Some of the characters warm up quickly so I hope you dont mind. I just couldn't see them being cold to the reader! So enjoy!

Charlie:

• When you first showed up, she honestly freaked out and called for Vaggie.

• Feels really bad for you, but she makes sure not to pity you.

• You were just so sweet! How could they do something so horrifying to you?

• Honestly warms up to in an instant!

• You're just such a good person! It's really sad because if it wasn't for your church you'd probably would have gone to heaven.

• She was going to have you stay at the hotel as a guest for free, but you insisted on doing something, so you work with Nifty to make sure the place is clean.

• Before she knows it, she's fallin in love with you, your honest, and happy-go-lucky personality.

• She couldn't help it, especially when you made the best of this horrible situation your church put you in.

• She really wants to go up there and hit her church upside the head. Like wtf was wrong with them for sending such a beautiful angel down to hell?

• But if they hadn't she would have never met you soooooooo...

• She'll definitely stare at you from afar and the second you look her way she'll panic and pretend she wasn't staring at you and was reading a book. (You know, the one shes holding upside down)

Vaggie:

• Definitely the coldest towards you.

• Tbh she thought you were a demon pretending to be a human at first, but it becomes clear that you're not.

• After gaining her trust, she'll be a lot kinder towards you.

• You'll get an actual smile every once in a while.

• She'll definitely fall in love with you when you yell at Alastor for making her uncomfortable.

• Not only do you have guts but you also stood up for her.

• She loves that.

• She doesn't understand why your church sent you here, but she's glad that from every human they chose to sent, they sent you.

• Once she realizes she likes you, she'll be even more kind and she'll actually have a decent conversation with you!

Alastor:

• His first reaction when he met you was to corrupt you. Get you to become a sinner.

• He was still be himself. Being creepy af, completely untrustworthy, and all smiles- except he would not touch you.

• He'd wont shake your hand or anything. If you try to touch him, he'll give you this creepy as stare/smile and scary ass static will play in the backround.

• Although all plans to corrupt you and fuck with you immensely throw themselves off a roof the second he sees you with Nifty.

• You're being friendly with her, smiling with her, laughing and joking around.

• You look beautiful doing so. And it warms his heart.

• He'll act exactly the way he did before towards you, in fear you'll catch on, but instead he'll actually give you a handshake! Progress, yay!

Angel Dust:

• He found it extremely interesting. He's never fucked a human in hell before (that's quite obvious), so he'd make it his mission once he's gotten over the initial shock to bang you.

• So toooooooons of flirting.

• Lots of sex jokes added in as well.

• Will not take no for an answer. I mean he wont push anything but he definitely wont stop until you say yes. (Which isn't happening anytime soon)

• Nifty will screech at him when he flirts with you around her, it's the only time he's not flirting with you.

• What actually got him to fall in love with you was when some creep starting flirting with you and you told him off with sass and insults. And you looked hot doing it.

• Also hinted at the fact you didn't mind him flirting with you since you only ever replied with sass so bonus!

• He wont ever tell you, he's a bit ashamed by it, but he's glad that church of yours sent you down to hell.

• He'll act the exact same except his words will actually having meaning behind it, and he'll stop flirting with everyone else.

Husker:

• He completely didn't give two shits about you when you showed up.

• Oh a human? Who gives a flying fuck.

• If you try talking to him he'll give you a nasty look and continue drinking

• He'll only start talking to you once everyone else gets comfy with you being there (or if you pester him enough)

• He'll find he actually quite enjoys speaking with you. You're not a complete idiot or annoying (*cough* Angel Dust *cough, cough* Alastor *cough*).

• You even bring him some cheap booze! How could he hate you after that??

• He'll fall in love with you over time. It's all the little things you do. Bring booze, letting him get a break and taking over his spot, telling Angel Dust to stfu and go away. Everything.

• Once he's like "oh shit I can love" he'll be sweeter towards you. Not by much but in small ways. (Like offering you his booze, even though you never take up the offer)

Nifty:

• Nifty was ecstatic to meet you! She loves making new friends!

• She was a bit wary but when Charlie warmed up to you, she warmed up to you quickly!

• She likes when you bring her snacks and treats after she's finished cleaning. It really makes her day!

• She also loves that you try to keep things neat so she doesn't have to clean it!

• She really fell in love with you when you brought a new board game for you two to play together!

• Now that she likes you, shes glued to your hip! She wont leave, so you're stuck with her! You have to force her to stay outside the bathroom door when you have to go, but she'll be waiting for you.

• Whenever she's not cleaning, she's with you! And she adores when you help her clean or watch her!

[alastors-radioshow]

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my first impression of your muse: Ohhhh, another Alastor! .... Oh my, spooky Alastor! I like this! my first impression of you: I was a little intimidated by you, not gonna lie. But that died down fairly quickly, once we started properly talking! my favorite thing about your muse: How absolutely creepy he is! I absolutely adore how he can go from calm to absolutely horrifying is seconds! my favorite thing about you: You're very open, and you have no problem with sharing! I love how we can exchange stories about the strange stuff that happens to us. XD Plus, you're super sweet, don't even consider arguing with me on this! would I ever consider shipping our muses: I am very on the fence regarding selfcest, honestly, so for now, it's probably a no. a plot I’d like to see between our muses: Honestly, just these two being chaotic af would be enough for me. XD an AU I think would be interesting for our muses: I suck at AU's, don't even ask. X'D

[furby-organist]

//I'm too tired to write, sorry, but have some Alastor headcanons/observations

- he's bored enough that he signed up to participate in some kids' utopian pipe dream. he thinks charlie getting into a fistfight with s reporter on television is Good Shit. this man is the embodiment of everyone's need for trashy TV and you can't tell me otherwise

- he seems pretty chill with people acting familiar or not-reverent to him? yeah he's powerful, but he doesn't seem to be affected by things like charlie telling him "you're sketchy as fuck" or angel responding to vaggie's clarification that Al's a mass murderer with "he looks like a strawberry pimp". he's aware of what he's capable of, he rarely needs to point it out. I think someone like Valentino would be super pissed at someone talking to them so casually. I don't think Alastor actually gives a shit.

-the only person he actually makes a point to remind who he is ("if I wanted to hurt anyone here, I would have done so already") is vaggie, who has correctly identified him as a threat and, in that moment at least, positioned herself as an antagonist towards him.

- he's here to have fun. having the reputation he does isn't doing him favors with management, or likely, with future recruits. the soundboard artist made a pt that the laugh track and audience sounds he projects are supposed to be disarming. I'm like, here, for writing fun Al, troll Al, chill Al.

-I think having people like Angel or Charlie disarmed around him is a change of pace he appreciates at least for a bit.

- that being said, I am 100% here for snippy banter between him and Angel Dust. Is Al actually going to (attempt to) wring Angel's neck like a chicken for saying nsfw shit to him? Of course not. Is it fun to threaten to casually murder someone and monetize it (especially for making you uncomfortable on a visceral level)? Yeah. You can't tell me he doesn't have at least some fun saying creepy violent shit in response to Angel saying nsfw shit to him. (edit since this post got traction: this point was abt RP interaction on this specific blog)

- Al is very Asexual Panic and you can see the moment his soul leaves his body when he yells "HA! no." but I think after that he knows Angel is gonna run his mouth and he's Ready. I think it's just a difference in characterization between writers, which is fine, but I don't write him as immediately, externally flustered when exposed to nsfw dialogue or talk about nsfw stuff.

-Angel is his Weird Horny Friend he doesn't mind getting drinks with

-He 100% got a space heater for Husk but then steals it for himself bc he's canonically iron deficient and is cold af

-he likes Angel's surprise arms (like I do) bc it's a plot twist! it's entertaining! it's fun!

[hazbinextgeneration]

A Little Cold Can Go A Long Way

Ah, Hazbin Hotel. A wondrous place of new hope and peace within hell's normally chaotic place....SO you would think that today would be unlike any other. The most chaotic thing you'd expect would just be a fight between guests and staff right?...Well tell that to the mysterious things that kept happening around the hotel. It all started when all the shot glasses exploded. Sending glass onto the floor. Luckily noone was hurt but there was a giant mess. Everyone blamed it on Husk being drunk at the time and his magic going out of control but he insisted it never happened before. Yeah nobody believed him, that was until the kitchen's refridgerator actually came to life and tried to eat Nifty alive. Ok. Husk's magic was powerful but no where near the levels of bringing an icebox alive. It took tipping it and unplugging it from the wall to get it to stop. And that wasn't the end unfortunately. Vaggie broke out in orange polka dots, to which Angel laughed at. A vase flew across the room and smashed into the next wall. A crystal chandelier fell and almost hit Charlie over the head. The stairs became slippery. The basement flooded. Things kept breaking or flying around or coming to life and scaring everyone and no one knew what was happening or how to stop it. ..But everyone got a pretty good idea who it might've been when Angel screamed when he caught one of the bandits ripping through his new expensive dresses and crushing his make up kits into tiny pieces. ...Of course. OF FREAKIN COURSE IT WAS ALASTOR!! Why wouldn't it be him?! Why didn't they make the connection sooner when the radios went haywire? Electronics running wild, powerful magic, crazy shadow....things!? It had his name written all over the darn thing! Why? He didn't care. NO ONE messed with his sh*t and got away with it. Of course Charlie wouldn't be much help. All she did when everyone complained was poke her head in there once before slamming the door closed and giving a nervous grin.  "Uh...H-He's not feeling too good. I-It'd be best if no one disturbed him. Hehe." Of course she'd say something like that. But the VERY last straw was his hair being yanked by a laughing shadow to which he may or may not have tried to shoot dead and instead left a bunch of bullet holes in the walls. Ok. He was tired of this! Mess with him once: shame on him for not realizing it was AL sooner. Mess with him twice: Shame on the actual guy who did it. But pull on his hair?! OH! He was freakin asking for an a$$whopping!! He didn't care if this was one of the most powerful beings on the nine circles of hell! No one messed with his stuff like it was yesterday's trash. Which is why the angry fluff spider marched up to the a-hole's room with enough fury to crack a diamond, and pounded his hand against the wooden thing. The noises echoed down the dark hallway and did a round about to death ears. "AL! YOU CREEPY STRAWBERRY PIMP LOOKIN' MOTHERF**KER!!!" The spider's angry voice echoed down the hall spooking off anyone who wasn't already scared of disturbing the feared Radio Demon. "YA BETTA GET CONTROL OF THIS PROBLEM BEFORE I SHOVE A BAZOOKA UP YOUR-" The door suddenly and slowly swung open by itself making the spider pause mid yell and stare at the thing, catching him off guard. Well...that was weird. He wasn't expecting that. The dark greeted him and absolute silence behind it....After a few awkward seconds he backed away slightly. He maybe have been regretting his descicion slightly. A long pause followed and a small noise finally came out...It sounded like. "*CHEEEEO*!" "What the fu- F**K!!" A gust of wind and a shadow rushing at him was enough to knock the spider onto his rump and a shadow thing coming at him was the spooky cherry on top. He landed on the ground with a thump and watched as the creature smiled at him before zooming down the hall to presumably to cause more trouble. The experience left him dazed and staring down the hall for a bit before another noise made him look back to the doorway. "*cough, cough*......Oh dear." "Al? Oh, f**kin'-" He groaned when he got up and dusted himself off. Straightening himself out and giving an annoyed look inside. "Al you creepy old goat. You in there?" Two red eyes and a yellow fanged smile shown from the dark back to him and another cough sound came from him. "Oh my. Don't you know it's rude to barge into another man's room?....*cough*" "Rude?! HA! Do ya even know what your stupid shadow looking mother**kers have been doin around here?!" His arms crossed except one which he pointed at him. "You're d*m goon messed up some sh*t of mine." He growled. "I don't like my stuff destoyed ya hear?" His head tilted slightly still keeping that stupid grin of his and he chuckled. "Is that so?" He found it amusing the spider was angered so eagerly. He always found things like loss of self control so fascinating. And the way he was looking at him was so amusing. "Well. Quite frankly speaking. It's a little bit beyond my control dear boy. There's a slight static within the radio waves." The spider demon stared confused at him. "....The f**k izzat supposed ta mean?! If I gotta knock 'em back into place then so-" "Achzzzzzzzzzt*!" He was stopped in his tracks by a weird AF noise. The radio demon on the other hand was snapped forward and his eyes became dials of all things, as soon as it came his left. With a shake of his head, his eyes were returned to their normal red form and he resumed looking at the dumbfounded looking spider. "I do beg your pardon." "...What the f**k was that sh*t?" He threw his hands out towards him. The thing had sounded like the f**cker had tried to sneeze or something and all that came out was static. "Are you sick or somethin'?" A clapping sound effect seemingly came from no where as Alastor ever the show off gave a few clap alongs as well...from a bed from what he could tell from in the dark. "What a discovery! What will the amaizing cakeeater do next?" Angel decided to ignore that comment and instead just walked in carefully mind you. He didn't know what else this crazy cook might do, cocking his head to the side, he gave the deer demon a curious look over with his eyes. "...Is everything around here going haywire because you're f**kin' sick?" "It would seem like that definately." Angel sighed and reached one of his hands up to rub at his face. Great. Of course something like this would have to happen today and on the same day his stuff was destroyed too. Without another word, the spider demon turned on his heel and left the room leaving the door wide open. Alastor watched curiously but eventually went back to lying down, giving a few more coughs. He was left alone peacefully for a few hours, during that time letting out a few more unintentional magical outbursts he was sure caused some problems somewhere, before the sounds of approuching footsteps caught his attention and he turned his head to a most curious sight indeed. Angel was back, but he had brought a few things with him. In his many limbs were a tray of food and silverware, what looked like an extra blanket, and a small bag. ..Drugs perhaps? A frown on his face. "...I see you've been downgraded to roomservice." "Oh, shut up." He came walking in and went over to the bed. The first thing he did when close enough was put the small baggy on the nightstand and forcably push him back onto the bed which caught him slightly off guard. ...Out of all the demons he's met, Angel was one of the few who didn't seem to be scared of him. Cautious surely but not entirely scared. The covers were pulled back over him and the extra blanket was thrown on top of the ones he had. Alastor blinked and tilted his head when Angel forced the tray into his lap. "There! I dunno sh*t about this... jumpy-belina stuff you like, but you need something hot in you or else your body is gonna get worse. And dammit I ain't havin' any more of this sh*t. Now eat." He blinked and looked down the food. He was pretty sure Angel was talking about not knowing how to make 'jambalaya', but what he got instead was a plate full of spegetti and what spelt like tea with it. He tilted his eyes back up to the demon with brows raised in question.  "...What? It's like the one thing Im good at cookin'. Don't judge me."  "Oh, Angel. I didn't know you cared.~" For once the spider groaned at his tone, before throwing the small baggy from the small table which landed on his chest. "Just eat the stuff, and take the stupid cough drops I got ya." Before turning and walking out the door he gave the deer one last frown and pointed at him. "You owe me big time for putting up with this bullsh*t." "Oh...I think you'll get someone from me soon. Don't fret dear boy." ******************************************************************** "ACHOO!! F**KIN' H8LL!!!" The spider was curled up on the bed, wrapped in a fuzzy blanket and holding it over his head much like a hoody. Poor Charlie had brought him up some food and water but it didn't stop the spider's sour mood and shivering. Alastor on the other hand was amused at this all this. Oh he got something from him all right. He got the idiot's stupid cold!  "Why Angel. You don't look too well? But not too worry." He gave an evil smile. "You'll be compensated fully with me here to take care of you." Angel groaned and face planted into the mattress away from him. 

A Radiodust fic I wrote for my pal @star-the-werewolf All characters belong to Vivziepop