#Jupp Class

[hazel-of-sodor]

Bakers Dozen: Canon Ships I want to see in Star Trek Online

I love Star Trek Online, and one of my favorite features is the sheer number of ships you can fly from in the shows. From the 22nd century to the 32nd century, there are literally hundreds of choices. But there are still many canon starships I’ve have not had the chance to make poor finacial decisions for. So what better choice for the first round of Baker’s Dozen.

Here’s 12 canon Starships (and one honorable mention) I want in Star Trek Online.

Lets start with the Honorable mention:

The Consitution III Class

Picard Season III’s hero ship, the affectionatly dubbed NeoConnie bears the distiction of being both the Titan A and Enteprise G. Those who read my Enteprise F headcanon also encountered the USS Riptide, an early command of my Captain. Why then is she only an honorable mention? Because the developers have already announced they are working on her. *sighs* shes gonna be a promo ships isn’t she?

1. The Federation Class 

First appearing in Franz Joseph's Technical Manual, this design first appeared on screen as background display’s in The Wrath of Khan and The Search for Spock. More recently, Star Trek Picard saw model’s of this legendary starship in Ten Forward, alonside ships such as voyager and Enterprise D. Considering my flagship is a Gal-X, this would be a wonderful predecessor. Plus TOS ships are always welsome

2. The Romulan Bomber

In Picard Season 1 we were introduced to the Romulan ships with this beauty. An elegant design with blade like wings, it instantly caught my heart. Instantly recogniable as a Romulan vessel while being a new and distinctive shape, it was a perfect evolution of what came before.More Romulan rep is always appreciated. C-Store? Please?

3.The Niagra Class

One of my favorite ships in all of Star Trek, the Niagra class is a three nacelled cruiser blending elements of the ambassador and galaxy lines. Perhaps uniquely, the third nacelle is underslung. She has only appeared as wreckage, most notably the USS Princeton, lost at the Battle of Wolf 359, nut several other STO ships have the same origin. The Cheyenne and New Orleans both come from the same boneyard fleet. Also a updated Princeton Class to match the Lafeyette and Andromeda would be gorgeous.

4. Lower Decks BackGround Ship

This unamed Ship class from Lower Decks is beggin for someone to realize her full potential, maybe a desendant of the Crossfeild Class? I loved her from the moment I saw her, and desperatly want to know more.

5.The Yeager Class

No this is not a meme, its one of my favorite background ships. She has an isane amount of screentime, as shes in stock footage used alot in DS9. She served throughout the Dominion War. Why the weird hull? In my headcanon, she was built as a proof of concept for a tactical sister class to the Intrepid. (This will eventually be a full headcanon post). Once she proved succesful (for what she was), the go ahead was given to desgin a production version with a properly designed secondary hull. The outbreak of hostilities saw the Yeagar pushed into service, as she was a fully combat capable vessel. Also, the amazing Pundus already designed the 2412 variant. 

6.The Mayflower class

A ship from the Kelvin timeline, the namesake of this ADORABLE starship was lost at the Battle of Vulcan in 2258. We need more Kelvin ships, and it is a crime this sweet gal isn’t in game already.

7.The Duderstadt class

You knew. I knew. The Pakleds knew. A modified Bill Krause design, much like the Titan/Enterprise herself, the USS Intrepid made a daring, intimidating, and awe inpiring debut in Star Trek Picard Season 3. Its rare to see a new ship so univserally loved today. But she deserves it. The only bad thing is she’s prolly gonna be the lockbox ships.

8.Jupp Class

This Gal appears waaayyy in the back of a DS9 episode according to the art deparment. Good enough for me. Shes a clear member of the refit family, and is an obvious choice to add to the Miranda/Clarke/Light Cruiser Frame. Always could use TMP rep

9. The Intrepid Type

Really? This isn’t in game already? How?!? Please? Enterpise Era Rep? I haven’t even watched Enterprise yet (oops) and I know this ship!

10.Springfeild Class

Another ship lost at Wolf 359, common, pretty small science ship? Complete the fleet? It could literally be the Chekov class.

11.Curry Class

This class appears in Deep Space 9, and features tow variants with different Nacelles arrangements. TMP Carrier anyone?

12. Block 2 Constitution Class (Kelvin Timeline)

I just want to talk. Its been 7 years since this beautiful ships arrived, and theres no offical models, and no STO Release...WWWHWHHHHYYYYY????

I love this ship. Its my favorite lettered Enteprise. I need her. Shes the only canon Enterprise besides the G not in game, and they’re working on the G. Best design in the Kelvin Timeline, and we don’t have her. I would totally spend stupid money on her, but I can’t.

Please STO, show mercy.

Hope yall enjoyed this first Baker’s Dozen, see you next week!

[blueberry-beanie]

hi! 5, 7 & 15 for the country asks pls? (from @enswbl)

Thank you for asking! <3 5. favourite song in your native language? Ohh I forgot how difficult it is to answer questions! Difficult... I used to hate German songs for a very long time. Now I like quite a few songs! I will name three that I like for completely different reasons: Stark - Ich + Ich (a song from my childhood, I still love it) Juppe - Kraftklub (used to be the intro to the satire show I'm obsessed with. It is wonderfully sarcastic. I've listened to it more than anyone should lol) Unterwegs - Dota (Dota is a wonderful singer and songwriter. I love to listen to this peaceful song on train journeys and dream)

7. three words from your native language that you like the most? I think the coolest about my language is that we love to make up words as we go - we just throw everything together and although it may look incomprehensible the words still make sense. Difficult to name three words I like! Sorry if this is a disappointing answer!

15. a saying, joke, or hermetic meme that only people from your country will get?

hmmm... since we just discussed an old article about that at journalism class today: "guttenbergen/geguttenbergt" = to plagiarise/plagiarised. Because of a scandal of a former minister who plagiarised his thesis. It was a huge thing back in 2011. A bit less cryptic: To be hungover in German is "einen Kater haben" = "to have a (male) cat".

[thommi-tomate]

Thomas on the legends match and team presentation

A special kind of highlight for me was the meeting of the Triple-Mannschaft of 2013 with legends match in the Allianz Arena.

It was very nice and emotional to see the guys again and especially the coaches from back then. We won 10 years ago as a community. Jupp Heynckes, in particular, played a very special role. As a coach, but also as a fatherly personality who brought us all together. (😭😭😭💕)

Like a class reunion, it is also exciting to know where life has taken you after 10 years. I am still in touch with some of the guys, and with others it was a reunion after many years.

At this point, thanks to the Dortmund Legends team, who came to Munich especially for this occasion and the match. Very cool action!

In fact, I would have liked to have had one or two more conversations. But the subsequent presentation of the current Bayern squad for the season was of course also an important event, especially for our fans in the stadium.

Source: Die Müller Mail

[alphaman99]

From DANIEL JUPP:

"If I had money I’d dress like a Victorian or Edwardian all the time. I’m working class but I like all the style and elegance we lost. I can’t stand modern elites, I eat fast food every week, I think the working class are the only people, largely, maintaining any sanity, but I’d like to go back to everyone dressing for dinner.

"When you had a special outfit just for dinner, THAT’s a civilisation.

"The old elite were better than the new elite. They had class. Some were degenerate scum, but it wasn’t a REQUIREMENT. And they didn’t pretend that they were the downtrodden ones, the victims, the suffering.

"A culture that takes care about presenting itself with beauty, grace and elegance is a culture more inclined to the good, the wholesome and the just. Occultists used to say ‘as above, so below’. I say ‘as they present themselves, so they are’. Our modern culture delights in ugliness and considers the rancid to be sophistication. We see this in buildings, in clothing, in art, in music, everywhere.

"The current idea that a filthy cretin like Harry Styles dressed in a Little Bo Peep outfit is cool tells you what our culture has become. This has taken a long time. We got to the middle of the 20th century and even someone like Frank Sinatra (a pretty unpleasant creep) [NOTE: Hmmmmm?] still liked to dress well.

"Sometimes the superficial matters because it constructs the world we experience. Old rules of how a man presents himself made for a more civilised society in general, even if it too had thugs and murderers. In everything from architecture to clothing, we adopted ugliness. Or rather, ugliness was sold to us, inside and out.

"Recently I made the mistake of looking at some adverts for suits. Now it clutters my feed every day. But I do react a little like Prince George in Blackadder 'WHAT a pair of trousers!'.

"If only I had the money I’d be a bit of a dandy. Or a chap. A chubby, unattractive one, but at least I’d be trying. In the culture wars, there is no superficial. Everything matters."

[alicewhitesblog]

Alex Jupp was anxious, and when he gets anxious, he sneezes. Which isn't good, not good at all!

This was his first day at the new school, another school that hopefully would still be standing at the end of the day.

He stood in front of the bathroom mirror looking at the dragon on his school tie all the while pressing hard the little grove that sat on his top lip, the philtrum.

A lady doctor once said, as she took Alex's index finger and placed it on the groove above his top lip. "If you know you are going to sneeze, just press this."

His mum came into the bathroom and walked up behind him. He allowed himself to be enveloped by her. Closing his eyes, he breathed in the scent of her perfume and and that calmed him down. If only for a short while.

She kissed the top of his head and tousled her son's blond hair.

"You alright sweetheart?"

Alex shook his head.

His mum kissed him again, "I'm sure you'll be alright once you met the other boys and girls."

She took pity on her son; his condition had made him a lonely child. She coaxed him away from the mirror and combed his hair. It was time to go.

Alex and his mother got on the bus and immediately he fetched out of his bag a colouring book and some pens. Colouring distracting his mind. It distracted it so much that he didn't even notice the bigger boys talking and whispering about him at the back of the bus.

Once at school, his mother kissed Alex on the cheek and said goodbye before handed him over to the headteacher. The two of them entered Class 1B and upon entering, the form teacher stopped talking. Every childs head in class swivelled their heads towards the door.

"This is Alex everyone, make him feel welcome." said the headteacher, then giving a nod to the form teacher, left the room.

After twenty minutes had pass, the bell sounded informing the pupils that the morning lesson had ended.

Breaktime, and as Alex wandered the playground alone, some boys from the back of bus surrounded him 

"It's the baby from this morning who likes to colour!" taunted one of the boys.

Alex didn't like these boys and could feel an anxiety attack coming on. He pushed hard against his philtrum. He could sense a sneeze coming on, and that wasn't good. Not good at all!

"What's he doing now?" said another of the boys.

Alex remained polite despite the aggression. "It helps me not to sneeze."

"Why, what happens when you sneeze?" snapped one of the boys trying to pull Alex hand down from his face.

"Bad things happen."

All four boys looked at each other, dying to know what could be so bad about a sneeze.

"Grab his arms!" shouted the tallest boy.

"No! you mustn't let me sneeze!"

With Alex hands bound, he was unable to prevent the twitching in his nose.

His face contorted.

Here it comes! Thought Alex.

"ACHOO!"

First there was a blinding flash of white light, then the heat blast that atomised everything within a one-kilometre radius. A small mushroom cloud formed above where the school use to be.

Alex opened his eyes and  saw in front of him the four boys now as a black pile of ash.

Wiping his nose and kicking their ashes, he sang. "Ring a ring of roses, a pocketful of posies, atishoo, atishoo, all fall down."