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Director of the FEDERAL UNIFIED CONSERVATIVE KINDRED FAITHFUL AND CULTURAL ENRICHMENT – Joshua Feuerstein *
Joshua Feuerstein, renowned for his explosive online sermons and unmatched ability to trigger mass unfollowing sprees, has been appointed by the Trump-Musk administration to lead the newly established initiative aimed at “reinvigorating traditional values and decibel levels across the nation.” Feuerstein promised to “bring faith and culture back to their righteous roots” using a combination of loud proclamations, viral tirades, and his signature front-facing camera selfies.
"Look, I'm not here to pick sides, but let's be real," said Dr. Phil, "Joshua’s passion and volume are unparalleled. When you're trying to lead a cultural and moral renaissance, sometimes you need someone willing to shout louder than the noise. Is he polarizing? Sure. But sometimes polarizing figures move the needle—and if you don't like the needle, well, maybe it needs moving."
Announcing his appointment from a golden-plated room in Mar-a-Lago, Feuerstein declared, “I am here to lead this nation’s moral awakening with maximum volume and minimum fact-checking.” President Trump praised him as “the loudest, proudest warrior” for the cause, while Musk teased plans to integrate voice amplification technology to ensure every rant reaches beyond Earth’s atmosphere. Critics remain wary, stocking up on ear protection and aspirin in preparation.
*Believe it or not, this is totally satirical.
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"All cake is a little bit gay, Joshua, you're just gonna have to get used to that. Yes, *even* carrot cake."
James, Fundie Fridays - Joshua Feuerstein & The War on Christmas
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Meal Team 6 reporting for duty. "On Monday, Joshua Feuerstein, lead pastor of the evangelical AmericasChurch in Dallas-Fort Worth, tweeted his offer to participate in an armed standoff along the U.S.-Mexico border. Feuerstein, a 2020 election denier, is running as a Republican to represent Texas House District 4, northeast of Dallas.
"As an impending showdown with the federal government seems inevitable. [sic] Allow me to be the first to offer Gov. @GregAbbott_TX my services," Feuerstein wrote. "Myself, along with several former special forces operators, are happy to lead an armed civilian militia to the border." Well, so far the border convoy have a couple dozen vehicles stopping for snacks north of New Orleans. Crying on passing over the river, "bridges are scary". Next stop Dripping Springs west of Austin for B-B-Q and shouting.
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#Joshua Feuerstein#hypocrite#hypocrisy#religion#religious#Bible#God#Jesus Christ#Jesus#Christ#Christians#Christianity#White House#ManChildTrump#Barack Obama#Obama#Bud Koenemund
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Oh Geeeez…
David Badash at NCRM:
Far right wing preacher and televangelist Joshua Feuerstein dangerously declared to fellow pastors and followers they don’t need to wear face masks or get vaccinated to protect themselves and others from the coronavirus pandemic because they have Jesus.
“You don’t have to wear the mask, you got Jesus. You don’t need the vaccine, you got Jesus,” said Feuerstein, appearing on the new extreme right streaming service Real America’s Voice, which also hosts far right personalities like former Trump attorney Jenna Ellis.
Religion does not protect anyone from exposure to the deadly coronavirus and contracting COVID-19. To date, 633,116 Americans have died from the disease, far more than any country on the planet.
Feuerstein became famous in 2015 for his opposition to same-sex marriage but especially for declaring that “Starbucks hates Jesus,” after the coffee giant decided to produce solid red cups for the Christmas Season, instead of ones with Christian religious symbols or other Christmas-themed images.
The far right preacher is also tied to MyPillow CEO Mike Lindell.
Far-right “pastor” Joshua Feuerstein disparaged mask-wearing and vaccines by telling America’s Revival congregants that “you got Jesus.” The “Jesus will protect you from COVID” by not masking up or getting vaxxed is just pure insanity with no scriptural or public health basis to back it up.
#joshua feuerstein#america's revival#anti maskers#anti vaxxer extremism#anti vaxxer#christian right#coronavirus#coronavirus vaccines#masks#republicans
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Wash DC McD’s using these for the Pride Parade there.
Maybe here too? Are you listening Vancouver BC McD’s?
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America’s Revival Features Calls to Prayer, Jesus Trumps COVID Claims, Greg Locke, and Mike Lindell Conspiracy Theories
America’s Revival Features Calls to Prayer, Jesus Trumps COVID Claims, Greg Locke, and Mike Lindell Conspiracy Theories
Greater than 1,000 worshippers collect for America’s Revival on the Frisco Conference Middle in Frisco, Texas, over the weekend. RNS picture by Bob Smietana FRISCO, Texas (RNS) — The organizers of America’s Revival love Jesus and America, too. They usually imagine God nonetheless has a plan for the USA. “He loves the USA,” Joshua Feuerstein, a Oneness Pentecostal preacher and founding father…
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#Americas#Calls#Claims#Conspiracy#COVID#Features#Greg#Jesus#Lindell#Locke#Mike#prayer#Revival#Theories#Trumps
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JBB's Final Thoughts Episode 10: Dear Mr. Atheist, Part 1
JBB’s Final Thoughts Episode 10: Dear Mr. Atheist, Part 1
JBB’s Final Thoughts Episode 10: Dear Mr. Atheist, Part 1 (IBF 20). Religion and politics on the Internet, what could go wrong? My initial thought about the “Dear Mr. Atheist” viral video. Please check out the LetUsExplain response video. They do a great job addressing Joshua Feuerstein’s points (with a sense of humor, too) (IBF 20)
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Unhappy Man Complains About The Most Absurd Sh*t
Unhappy Man Complains About The Most Absurd Sh*t
One Conservative Christian activist is not happy that Facebook added a Pride reaction for the month of June, LGBT Pride month.
Joshua Feuerstein is best known for his rant against Starbucks’ red cups and against McDonalds’ rainbow french fry containers. Now, he is taking on Facebook’s rainbow pride reaction gif. He is calling for it to be replaced with a cross button.
It got over 19,000 likes and…
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Unhappy Man Complains About The Most Absurd Sh*t
Unhappy Man Complains About The Most Absurd Sh*t
One Conservative Christian activist is not happy that Facebook added a Pride reaction for the month of June, LGBT Pride month. Joshua Feuerstein is best known for his rant against Starbucks’ red cups and against McDonalds’ rainbow french fry containers. Now, he is taking on Facebook’s rainbow pride reaction gif. He is calling for it to be replaced with a cross button. It got over 19,000 likes and…
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Creating a Pliable God
In a meme that seems to have originated with the creator of the Red Starbucks Cup Outrage, Joshua Feuerstein, there is a picture of a good looking white guy with long hair and suitcases under his arms and caption reading “On My Way Back to the White House.” It’s supposed to represent Jesus, who has apparently been missing for a few years, heading back to Washington D.C., now that we’ve got a new…
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FFRF: IRS must heed Pastor's audacious challenge, “My name is Joshua Feuerstein, the founder of America’s Revival, and tonight I officially endorse Jerone Davison for Congress of the United States of America.” And let me say to the IRS: “Come at me, bro.” via /r/atheism
FFRF: IRS must heed Pastor's audacious challenge, “My name is Joshua Feuerstein, the founder of America’s Revival, and tonight I officially endorse Jerone Davison for Congress of the United States of America.” And let me say to the IRS: “Come at me, bro.” https://ift.tt/2EzewhJ
Submitted July 18, 2022 at 10:46PM by FreethoughtChris (From Reddit https://ift.tt/KPYdGgF)
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Pastor: "You Got Jesus," You Don't Need VACCINES!
Pastor: “You Got Jesus,” You Don’t Need VACCINES!
Far-right pastor Joshua Feuerstein claims that his congregant doesn't need masks or vaccines because they've got Jesus, in a dangerous rant. Ana Kasparian and Cenk Uygur discuss on The Young Turks. Watch LIVE weekdays 6-8 pm ET. http://youtube.com/tyt/live Read more HERE: https://www.independent.co.uk/tv/news/christian-preacher-avoid-vaccine-masks-vcafb224a "A radical preacher has told a…
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