#Josey lollipop chainsaw

[speckle-meow-meow]

Can you do some Josey (from lollipop chainsaw) x reader headcannos please? The other dark purveyors need more love imo

I can do my best! I don't really like him so I these head canons won't be long

Being with Josey is.... Eventful

(He's not my fav personally)

It's never silent so if you don't like silence to much BOOM techno music is always playing

I feel like his love language is words of affirmation

He probably gifts you some eye blinding bling

{Hey anon I hope you liked this! As always hearts and reblogs are always welcomed, along with questions, comments, and requests}

[ibelieveinvillainsupremacy]

revamped some aesthetics of the 6 chaos children and made this collab with their new sprites (they're so pretty i'm crying)

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The Dark Purveyors & Final Boss of Lollipop Chainsaw: RePop: Zed | Vikke | Mariska | Josey | Lewis Legend | KillaBilly

[grunge-princess-nymph]

Yandere Dark Purveyors Headcanon

Author's Note: I was chatting with a friend online that used to be on tumblr until her account was deleted for some reason & we were chatting about this. I asked many other people to make a request of this, but they either busy with other requests or just not interested. So, I decided to make one myself. Enjoy!

To say the least, it's chaotic....literally chaotic!

Out of all the members, Zed would be the more clinging one. He would've threatened just about anybody who looks at you the wrong way.

Mariska would be one of those scary types of obsessive zombies. At first, she seems to be chill & relaxed like many hippies are. But slowly, she begins to reveal her possessiveness over you.

Josey is a pretty more chill zombie than the rest of the band. But it doesn't mean he don't have a obsessive side too. Just Let him see you with another woman/man & you get to see just how jealous he can really get.

Lewis is really a cocky one. He doesn't have to force his love onto his darling. In his mind, they are already into him, right? But like Josey, he will hunt down anyone who dares to even winked at his woman/man.

Despite they're possessiveness,, they would definitely spoil you.

And by spoil, I mean charming you with romantic bike rides, (Lewis) letting you touch Yumil, (Vikke) even cuddles. (All of them)

The good thing about them being scary obsessed zombies is that they each have a soft spot for you...

The worses part though, they can be aggressively jealous when it comes to rivals.

Let's say that one day, you decided to reject they're feelings for you...

It doesn't end well........for you....

The only ones who wouldn't understand the meaning of rejection at first is Zed, Vikke, & Josey, who would brush it off as a joke. But as soon they relized your....it's h**l on earth!

For one, Lewis would take it the worst. He will go out on a length & hunt down whoever stole his lover's heart.

Mariska would be chill about it. But don't let that fool you you. On the inside, it's like a tornado of jealousy.

And if you decided to leave them, you might wanna convince your other lovers to stay at your place.

And you might need to lock your doors & windows.

Cause as soon as you do, they're coming after, not just them...........you

Don't think they are going to let you get away with leaving them for another lover.

There are just so many ways they can get rid of their rivals you come across.

Zed will have his mosh pit army tear your new lover apart from limb to limb.

Vikke would ripped them apart with his brute strength, hoping to show you what he do with rivals, or even feeding them to Yumil.....or himself.

Lewis wouldn't be making a mess in the living realm. He drag them to his realm & kill them there, by shooting alot of holes in they're body.

Mariska can use her illusions to drive anyone crazy like they were on drugs or something, giving her enough time to kill them off....slowly & painfully.

Josey on one hand, can just turn them into a mindless undead minion when he feels that they could be threat to love growing between you & him.

With the lover out of the way, they're gonna lay low for a while until the time is right to strike.

Heck, they're probably going to start a apocalypse to get you if they have to.

Before you know it, you'd be finding yourself either trapped in one of Mariska's bubble traps or chained to a poll on Vikke's ship.

Obviously, there are going to be alot of ruthless fights with everyone except you, on the count on who gets to keep you & you know.......cuddles.

You can always count on your friend Juliet to protect you.....if she's still alive.

Just pray that things will end for the better for you.......while you're dealing with some undead unwanted admirers.

[kevinabel]

"Five tickets to the Barbie movie, please"

[kirlias452]

Is it alright if you could write about Poly dark purveyors when their s/o is sick/dismembered?

THIS TOOK ME SO LONG AAAAAAA HOPE YOU LIKE ITTTT

Note: Reader is G/N and is a rock opera purveyor with their weapon being a violin scythe.

🎶 You were a rock opera purveyor (a representation of Swan’s resentment towards everything). You fought with the other purveyors and made it harder for Juliet to stop Swan’s plans. It was a tag team effort in both stalling her and trying to take her down.

🎶 After Defeating Lewis Legend, Juliet— now face-to-face with you was ready to stop Swan’s plan. On one hand— you didn’t want to hurt her too bad, but on the other, she killed your dear friends. Juliet had to suffer for that. You readied your violin weapon with Juliet prepared to take down the very last purveyor — You.

🎶 After dodging the swings of your scythe, Juliet saw an opening and struck your shoulder blade with her chainsaw. That male head on her hip shouted in surprise as your now detached arm launched at Juliet and began to scratch at her.

🎶 You gave her a twisted smile and you held onto your scythe with a hard grip. The detached head on Juliet’s hip made a comment about how she had to avoid the severed moving limb along with your scythe attacks. Juliet chimed in; saying how gross it was with how it moved.

🎶 You tried to get another strong swing at her but she quickly dodged it and went for your remaining shoulder blade, cutting it clean off and dropping your scythe.

🎶This in response made you scream in anger at the cheerleader, not only for the loss of your buddies, but also your arms.

🎶You yelled and cursed at her with all your might as your arms began attacking Juliet. You felt your arms grow back as you went and snatched your scythe up.

🎶You stated to the cheerleader that you would finish her off and complete the ritual to summon Killabilly. The smile you gave her was wide and bearing sharp teeth, as you got into your fighting stance.

🎶 Juliet had dodged your strongest scythe attack once more as she summersaulted in the air and pierced her chainsaw through your torso and moving it upwards. Your upper body was cut in halve.

🎶 You gave her a cold remark on how she had succeeded in completing the ritual, now that you had fulfilled your role in it. You fell to your knees as large amounts of blood pooled from below your opened wound. You let out a mocking giggle as Juliet ran towards you with a grimace and swung her weapon down hard on you.

🎶 You woke up back in Rotten World after Juliet had taken you out. It was infuriating how you have to see your darlings also get taken out by that girl with her talking head buddy.

🎶You looked to see Killabilly back on his throne, looking worse for wear. ‘The King of zombies… failed?’ You thought to yourself in disbelief as you looked around for you and your friend’s hideout. You haven’t noticed that your body was still in pieces thanks to Juliet.

🎶You huffed in annoyance and you manoeuvred one of your limbs near your severed head so you could rest on it.

🎶 After a few minutes of taking a nap, you felt someone pick your head up, this caused your eyes to shoot open as you looked at the person holding your severed head; it was Zed, one of your darlings.

🎶 He held you by the sides of your head and let out a slightly drawn-out ‘fuck me’ in a hushed tone as he inspected your other body parts. The others looked at your dismembered body in both shock and slight concern. Juliet gave you the worst out of the others.

🎶 “Dang babe,—“ Josey picked your left arm up, “That cheerleader girl messed you up real good.” He looked over the arm, seeing if it was damaged. Luckily it wasn’t, but still.

🎶 “Aye, y’ got closer than any of us to beating that bitch, that’s f’ sure!” Vikkie boasted with a small chuckle he grabbed your torso

🎶 “It’s not every day that some dude gets to be the last to summon the big guy, man.” Mariska pointed out as she pulled out a needle and thread.

🎶 Lewis had to put your body parts in the right places, giving you a slight glance before looking at Mariska. “Gotta hand it to ‘em; Sunshine over here put up a good fight.” Their compliments at least made you feel happy wile the zombie hippie stitched your limbs back together.

🎶 Once you got your body back together, you immediately thanked them for their effort and kindness. It’s not the first time you had to be stitched back together.

🎶 Vikkie went up to you and gave you a bear hug,

“My little ástvinur is all good now!” He let out a hearty laugh, giving you a kiss on the cheek for good measure.

🎶 Letting you go, you went to the others and gave them a warm smile and held you arms out to the others, lightly blushing.

“I’m so glad to have such lovers like you.”

🎶 Zed chuckled, rubbing the back of his head,

“C’mon bud, don’t get all soft on us now, you’re gonna make my heart start beating.”

🎶 You giggled at the punk zombies statement, giving him a light peck on the cheek.

[thestalkerbunny]

I hate how COOL Josey’s design could have been with the concepts and references he has. He could have had SUCH a cool design. And he DOES. It’s just when I get to the WAIST, it all goes DOWNHILL.

[witchplease-freakbitch]

[kool-aidpipelining01]

I made a lollipop chainsaw as vines/tiktoks/markiplier comp and I have no regrets

[robinsnest2111]

Y’all, I finally fulfilled my early teenhood dream of being skilled enough to draw the Dark Purveyors (and Swan) and it actually looking like them! TT U TT

[ibelieveinvillainsupremacy]

PLEASE don't let it flop!!

It took me too long :(

[crimescrimson]

The Cast of Lollipop Chainsaw: RePop (2024): Juliet Starling | Nick Carlyle | Junji Morikawa | Swan | Zed | Cordelia Starling | Vikke | Rosalind Starling | Mariska | Gideon Starling | Josey | Lewis Legend | KillaBilly

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Dark Purveyors Reaction to finding out S/O had become a human

(You're the daughter of Killabilly who decided to become a human to go live in the earth realm.)

☠️ Zed ☠️

To say the least, he was hysterical.

Killabilly daughter?! The princess of Rotton World?! Turning in her future throne to live among the living?!

OH, HELL NO!!

Ain't no fuckin he gonna let you live among the living bitches

Not after all the time you've spent with each other.

💀Vikke 🩸

He wasn't having it either.

He will not allow it.

Ain't no way he is going to let you abandoned your future destiny of being the next future god of Rotton World, nor the relationship he has with you.

You are like his favorite teddy bear, aside from Yumil, of course.

He's bringing you back, weather you want to or not.

🐓Mariska 🌻

Pretty hard to tell since she is always a chill zombie & probably just don't show it, but she is definitely not cool with this.

She can't let her little sunflower living in world that makes her want to puke.

You deserve much better than those insolents.

Human or not, she wants to bring you back where you are always meant to be.

With her, her friends, & her chickens.

⭐️Josey⭐️

Definitely not being chill about this.

He was looking everywhere for you in the Rotton World realm and now finally found you like this, just to live with the funkin freaks?!

Ain't no way that's gonna happen.

Now, his goal is to make sure you come back with him after all this and brought back down to the dancing disco world with him.

Once there, it will be time for a groovy makeover.

💀Lewis Legend ❤️‍🔥

Yeah, not gonna happen.

He fine with you being a human, but not when your going to with the non-dead folks.

Especially with that cocky little whore, Juliet and that basket case.

And you're definitely not gonna be anywhere without being under his wing.

He's bringing you back home with him, one way or another.

[kirlias452]

Poly Dark Proveyers x Reader Imagine

(Excluding Swam, I might make a seperate one for him in the future)

🎶 They’re all protective over you, firstly.

🎶 All of them take turns with hanging out with you, though it’s usually random depending on the day.

🎶 Either Lewis or Vikke hold your hand the most.

🎶 When Mariska gets to be with you, she’ll offer up flower-picking or going out to a petting zoo.

🎶 Out of all the proveyers, Zed is the most protective of you.

🎶 If you wanted go out with all of them, they’d be happy to do so. But they all have to agree on where though.

🎶 Josey is pretty chill with you, especially when you want to lean up against him. He’s chill about it.

🎶 Vikkie is a giant goofball when he hangs out with you, he’ll show off his drumming skill just to try and impress you.

🎶 When you’re hanging out with Zed, he’ll just have you will him and talk about stuff. He’ll even tease you a bit here and there but in an affectionate way.

🎶 When you’re with Lewis, he’ll have you come ride with him on his motorcycle.

🎶 Group hugs with them can happen if they’re all in the same room with you.

🎶 They can get a tiny bit jealous if you kiss one of the purveyors on the cheek while their in.

🎶 The dark purveyors all sit together if they see that you look a bit lonely on their own.

🎶 The purveyors would all try their best to cheer you up if they feel down (ie. tell some jokes, give some helpful advice, ect.)

🎶 Lewis is the best kisser out of the purveyors.

🎶 Overall, the purveyors all pretty sweet and buddy-buddy with you. They bring love and joy to the groups undead lives.

[churchburners]

:V

[thestalkerbunny]

Omg another lollipop chainsaw fan!!! I thought I was the only one! Also what’s swans thoughts on Josey and Vikke?

Yep that's me, single handidly trying to make Lollipop Chainsaw Content in the year of our lord 2023

I can only think Swan's thoughts are both 'no way Vikkie is 18, that man looks like he's 30 and why is that one wearing a DIAPER'

Which are also MY thoughts. Despite having gone to school with boys who look EXACTLY LIKE VIKKE DOWN TO THE BEARD.