#Joseph Z

[justinspoliticalcorner]

Peter Montgomery at RWW:

Tuesday night’s edition of the FlashPoint program on televangelist Kenneth Copeland’s Victory Channel focused on the selection of Minnesota Gov. Tim Walz as the Democratic candidate for vice president. Guest Rick Green, an associate of Christian nationalist historian David Barton, declared Walz a “power-hungry tyrant” who is “perfect for the Communist Democrats.” If Green was hoping that would be the program’s most memorable attack line, he would soon be sorely disappointed. That honor goes to “prophet” Joseph Z. Here’s part of his answer to his first question from host Gene Bailey, who asked if Z was encouraged or discouraged by what’s going on the country right now. [...] FlashPoint was launched by the Victory Channel in the fall of 2020 to help rally conservative Christians to support Trump and likeminded candidates, and as Right Wing Watch has reported, “provides a steady platform for pro-Trump, Christian nationalist propaganda and conspiracy theories, as it did on the night of Jan. 6, 2021.” Trump has rewarded the show’s loyalty by calling in repeatedly and sitting down with Bailey for a Mar-a-Lago interview last year. 

Appearing on Tuesday’s edition of The Victory Channel’s FlashPoint, guest Joseph Z baselessly insinuated that the Antichrist spirit chose Tim Walz to be Kamala Harris’s running mate.

From the 08.06.2024 edition of The Victory Channel's FlashPoint:

[angelfish114]

Joseph sketch cuz I'm bored

[disciplesofhim]

How to know if a Pastor or Prophet is of God or not! The real, novice, and false followers of Jesus!

[gmax-centiskorch]

Game Freak not fucking up Unova remakes, teasing Johto then yelling “SIKE,” and dropping a Zygarde Legends game is actually the best possible scenario we could have gotten during the Pokémon Day Presents. No notes, charging my 3DS so I can replay Y.

[best-chaotic-neutral]

Imagine if Far Cry 5 took place in 2024 and Faith, being 24, is now part of Gen Z. She would be sitting around the table with the 3 Seed brothers and Joseph and Jacob have no damn clue what she’s saying meanwhile John’s like “I think I can translate” because he’s only slightly older than Faith

Jacob: one of my soldiers is as stubborn as an ass and refuses to follow orders! If he doesn’t smarten up I swear I’m gonna feed him to the damn judges

Faith: Bet

Jacob: the fuck is that supposed to mean?

John: she’s agreeing with you

Joseph: so, what did you guys think of the sermon I delivered tonight?

Faith: you slayed tonight Father!

Joseph: uhhh

John: *sighs* she means you did well Joseph, not that you killed someone

[bugsieplusone]

Gen Z I see you.

(Lovingly- a GenX)

[la-principessa-nuova]

I tried to take a millennial or gen z quiz and failed

I barely even know these two exist.

[pintsofguinnesmakeyoustrong]

i feel like i shouldn't like this terrible man as much as i do

[fallout-fucker]

Sole Survivor Headcanon

Kind of OC based but it's also vague (Although Minutemen leaning) so like. If your Sole wasn't a soldier or lawyer. Or anything. Just a skill-less bastard. You might like this. Enjoy.

Sole being trusted by so many factions just for breathing is so funny actually. Like they deadass crawl out of a cave, freshly traumatised, and told they're a General? Because they helped someone? Cool, yeah, sure, uh-huh. That's a great amount of pressure to handle on top of their circumstances.

I like to think that everyone also assumes they're insanely clever. It's not that Sole isn't, per se, but everyone treats them like a genius. A prodigy. People have told Sole they understand why Preston trusted them so much because the Commonwealth 'needs their level of knowledge and intelligence to get better'. To which Sole is always bewildered, because their 'extensive level of knowledge' is just. High school level. Basic science lessons.

They know about evolution and stem cells and stuff. They know how disease and antibodies work. They're praised for changing people's opinions on vaccination when, with the help of Curie, they start a campaign to bring back vaccines. Their goal was to fight the viruses that had been brought back from near extinction from 200+ years of no healthcare system, no scientists and doctors to cure them. A tilt back in the direction of accessible Pre-War healthcare.

Sole knows history. They know what to watch out for, how to spot tension between factions. They know how to avoid more war, lessons learned from textbooks and late nights with post-it notes. They know how to piece together a scale and pin point the tipping point to stop it before shit goes down because they did a project about it on a WW1 assignment. The Great War. The irony is not lost on Sole when they contemplate that name for too long.

They're decent at Maths. Decent enough to make sure the caps and donations to the Minutemen are being put to good use. To make sure the book keeping is up to code and every cap is accounted for, and what it should be put towards. Like trying to bring back vaccines from 200 years ago. Negotiating with Vault 81 to let Curie use the old lab there goes way more smoothly when they've got the caps to make a worthy case for the cause.

Sole knows why people assume their mind is unmatched, though. In a way it is, sort of, they suppose. Since education is rare in the Post-War world, and even then it's not at the level it was Pre-War, Sole just seems smart. Everyone thinks they are.

Sole never knows how to handle it.

Are they complicit for letting people believe they're a genius? Should they keep up the charade so people listen to them? The thought keeps them up at night. Preston laughs at them for it.

MacCready reminds them of the many times they looked like a dumbass in every other circumstance where they lacked knowledge. 210 years of missing out on General Wolrd Stuff will do that to ya. It's not necessarily their fault, but he still likes to drag them for the time they got food poisoning because they didn't realise some of the new plants had to be cooked before consumption.

Every time someone acts in awe of Sole's intelligence, MacCready snickers because he was there in the early days. Sole had hired him to watch their back. Soon enough he became their mentor on how to shoot a gun properly. How to maintain it. What to eat, what not to eat, what to definetly not eat. How to make sure mole rat meat is 100% cooked. How to safely remove as much radiation as possible from water and food when you have only basic supplies. He would never think Sole is stupid. They know a lot compared to most people, but learning how to survive and knowing how to count are very different types of knowledge. No, he'd never think they're stupid. But he definetly humbles them, which Sole is actually happy about. He still affectionately calls them an idiot and reminds them of the time they tripped over their own laces, alerting the radstag they were hunting of their presence. And the food poisoning thing. And the incident with the bucket. And when they almost touched a deadly plant because they thought it would look nice in a vase they found.

Thing is, Preston taught them basics of how to shoot and fight before they left Sanctuary. MacCready picked up the workload when he met Sole and realised they'd likely get them both killed if he didn't. Cait showed them hand to hand combat and lockpicking. Everyone at some point taught Sole something. So Sole goes red from embarrassment when being complimented on their mind, because they know they're gonna get an earful from their friends later. Affectionately bullied. You know Deacon has some blackmail level information from the months he followed them. They all sit at Sole's kitchen counter and share stories of Sole's embarrassing misadventures over breakfast. That's just what a family does.

[arvadthecursed]

can't sleep so I'm thinking of all the analysis I want to write. anyway, nearly a month after reading it, I'm still thinking about Exquisite Corpse. I wanna write a little essay on Andrew and Jay as metaphors for the physical (AIDS) and societal (homophobia, the Reagan/Thatcher admins, racism) issues that murdered young gay men. like. Obviously they are based on serial killers (Dahmer and Nielsen respectively) but I think it's also very interesting to examine them as the Powers That Be made manifest. I know AIDS is a prominent part of the novel already -- but Andrew and Jay are like the disease: infecting, maiming, and ultimately killing young queer men. Eating those young men alive literally and metaphorically.

anyway now that I've written this down I'm gonna try and sleep again. gn 💤

[christian-culture-is]

Christian millennial culture is being shocked that gen z has never seen Joseph and the amazing technicolor dream coat or ever been blessed with hearing Donny Osmond’s voice

FEAR NOT FOR I AM GEN Z AND I HAVE BEEN BLESSED BY THE AMAZING MOVIE/ PLAY OF JOSEPH

[disciplesofhim]

[could-they-be-a-pro-wrestler]

(Reminder: per the prompt, you are rooting for the dad, NOT the son)

[puppykong]

exquisite corpse according to the first half of the book

[olivia-the-weirdo]

‎♡‧₊˚✧ Avatar recom characters as cursed Markiplier quotes✧˚₊‧♡

Miles Quaritch

“Fuck the wife and kids, I’m goin’ back to the club!”

Lyle Wainfleet

“I’m gonna abandon you kids to become a Las Vegas stripper!”

Sean Fike

“Now that we know Chica’s a girly-girl, it’s made the life of me so fun. [Fumbles] I- that didn’t mean anything, I-what are ya tryna say?”

Zara “Z-Dog” Zdinarsk

“From what age can babies fight to the death?”

Joseph Mansk

“You do you, I’ll do me, and we won’t do each other… Probably.”

Jakob Prager

“Is my bird a terrorist?”

Johnny Alexander “Ja” Jones

“Joshua: put his penis in the salsa again.”

[sayuricorner]

Dragon Ball X Jojo's Bizarre Adventure crossover Idea:

What if both mangas exist in the same world and Cell have been not only created with Goku's, Vegeta's, Piccolo's, Frieza's and King Cold's DNA but also with Joseph's, Jotaro's, Josuke's and Giorno's DNA and this had an effect on Cell's personality, creating constant conflicts and struggles between his program orders and his conscience since the Joestar are very selfless and have a very strong feeling of justice?