#Joseph Smith fuck frog

[ceasarslegion]

My favourite musical of all time is the book of mormon and every once in a while I listen to the OST again and then I spend the rest of the day with hasa diga eebowai stuck in my head. Which um, is a little awkward when passengers with crucifix necklaces come through due to the

[puc-puggy]

reading exmormon reactions to the book of mormon and it's wild that i'm seeing so many think it's light in its criticism of the mormon church. i think the mormon goggles are still strong enough that they fully do not realize that elder cunningham is a narrative parallel to joseph smith.

"you're making things up arnold you're recklessly warping the words of jesus you can't just say what you want arnold"

the context of this is that elder cunningham has just said that god told joseph smith that fucking a frog would cure aids. this is also about joseph smith saying he found gold tablets in the woods that said ancient jews sailed across the ocean and became native americans. there's a reason that elder price so easily transfers his loyalty from joseph smith to elder cunningham. he's been trained his entire life to believe nonsense because it seems to be working. like that's pretty scathing criticism of a religion and its founder

[youliveonavenueq]

People when someone asks them their favourite line from Broadway...

Person 1: One day more...😞❤️

Person 2: Who lives who dies, who tells your story😞❤️

Me: Joseph Smith took his magical fucked frog and rubbed it all over Brigham Young's clit face-

[pkmn-smashorpass]

Hi I’ve been on vacation in New York and I saw Book of Mormon on Broadway. There’s a lot of talk about frog fucking in Book or Mormon. Apparently Joseph Smith did it

[heuffopla]

Some Book of Mormon doodles cause even after All this time. It is STILL my hyperfixation fhfhj (also the lil guy making a peace sign was my first design for Elder Neeley! Look at him go) (for the people following who haven’t watched this musical.... please do?)

Also for the older fans, I remade my bom blog : @elderblob

[nickywires]

I saw book of mormon last night and omg it was so ridiculously funny i was crying with laughter and my face hurt by the end. it is like the most un-politically correct show ever with a lot of swearing and general offensive content (which is what makes it so funny) so now im listening to the soundtrack trying not to sing along too enthusiastically to the song where they just sing ‘fuck you god in the ass’ on repeat...my poor departed catholic grandfather is rolling in his grave

[aquaholicmermaid]

me: im gonna go and socialize and try not to come off weird haha stranger: hell-- me: you are gonna kill your mother dont feel guilty kill your mother rather than humiliate her killing your mother is the merciful thing to do

[teethlipseyes777]

being a musical fan is great because when your teacher is looking through your history for inappropriate songs she would never guess something called “joseph smith american moses” has the lyric “joseph smith fucked the frog god gave him,, and his aids went away!!”

[surrealistnyc]

A Spark in Search of a Powderkeg

Rebellion is its own justification, completely independent of the chance it has to modify the state of affairs that gives rise to it. It’s a spark in the wind, but a spark in search of a powder keg.

André Breton

If only one thing has brought me joy in the last few weeks, it began when the matriarchs at Unist’ot’en burned the Canadian flag and declared reconciliation is dead. Like wildfire, it swept through the hearts of youth across the territories. Reconciliation was a distraction, a way for them to dangle a carrot in front of us and trick us into behaving. Do we not have a right to the land stolen from our ancestors? It’s time to shut everything the fuck down!

Tawinikay (aka Southern Wind Woman)

The toxic cargo carried in Canadian pipelines, whether it be tar sands oil or fracked liquid natural gas (LNG), is, according to all serious climate scientists, a major, perhaps even decisive contribution to global warming, i.e. ecological catastrophe.   Meant to fuel industrial expansion, the pipelines have themselves become fuel for revolt. Designed to move these dirty fossil fuels from one location to another, they are a crucial element in normalizing the dubious paradise of unlimited growth in awe of which all obedient consumer/citizens are supposed to genuflect. In what the colonial mapmakers have called British Columbia (BC), resource extraction has always been the name of the game. However, the emergence in February of this year of a widespread oppositional network ranging from “land back” Indigenous warriors to elder traditionalists and from Extinction Rebellion activists to anarchist insurrectionaries was heartening. Railways, highways and ferries were blockaded, provincial legislatures, government administrative offices, banks and corporate headquarters were occupied. The catalyst for this rebellion was a widespread Indigenous uprising that refused the illusory promises of reconciliation. Together, these rebel forces disrupted business as usual in solidarity with the Unist’ot’en Big Frog clan of the Wet’suwet’en tribal house.

       ​As objective chance would have it, the primary Indigenous land defense camp is situated not far from the same Hazelton, B.C. area to which surrealist Kurt Seligmann and his wife Arlette had journeyed in 1938. During that time, they visited Gitxsan and Wet’suwet’en villages, marveled at the imaginative power of the totem poles and ceremonial objects, made field notes, shot 16mm film, collected stories and recorded mythic histories. Now, in 2020, growing numbers of these same Indigenous peoples have been threatening to bring the Canadian economy to a grinding halt. Unwilling to be bought off by corporate petrodollars or mollified by a legal system that has never done anything but pacify, brutalize, or betray them in the process of stealing their land, Indigenous peoples passionately fought back against the forces of colonial law and order in a radical whirlwind of willful disobedience and social disruption. One action built upon another in creating a rolling momentum that seemed unstoppable. When one railroad blockade would be busted by the Royal Canadian Mounted Police (RCMP), another would spring up in its place elsewhere extending the frontlines of the battle all across the continent. Then the debilitating Covid-19 virus arrived to compound the damage that had previously been done to the capitalist economy by the incendiary virus of revolt. The resistance of these Indigenous communities against the pipelines concerns all of us, worldwide, since they are on the front lines of the struggle to prevent cataclysmic climate change.

       ​In the future, a key question will be whether Canadian authorities can successfully put the genie of Indigenous rebellion back in the colonial bottle of “reconciliation”. As surrealists, we hope they will not, and we stand in solidarity with the unreconciled insurgent spirit of defiant Indigenous resistance. A new reality is to be invented and lived instead of the one that today as yesterday imposes its environmental miserabilism and its colonialist and racist hierarchies.  As surrealists, we honor our historical affinity with the Kwakwaka’wakw Peace Dance headdress that for so long had occupied a place of reverence in André Breton’s study during his lifetime before being ceremoniously returned in 2003 to Alert Bay on Cormorant Island by his daughter, Aube Elléouet, in keeping with her father’s wishes. With this former correspondence in mind, we presently assert that our ongoing desire to manifest the emancipation of the human community as distinctively undertaken in the surrealist domain of intervention is in perfect harmony with the fight of the Indigenous communities of the Americas against globalized Western Civilisation and its ecocidal folly.

                                                                                                               Surrealists in the United States: Gale Ahrens, Will Alexander, Andy Alper, Byron Baker, J.K. Bogartte, Eric Bragg, Thom Burns, Max Cafard, Casi Cline, Steven Cline, Jennifer Cohen, Laura Corsiglia, David Coulter, Jean-Jacques Dauben, Rikki Ducornet, Terri Engels, Barrett John Erickson, Alice Farley, Natalia Fernandez, Brandon Freels, Beth Garon, Paul Garon, Robert Green, Maurice Greenia, Brigitte Nicole Grice, Janice Hathaway, Dale Houstman, Karl Howeth, Joseph Jablonski, Timothy Robert Johnson, Robin D.G. Kelly, Paul McRandle, Irene Plazewska, Theresa Plese, Michael Stone-Richards, David Roediger, Penelope Rosemont, LaDonna Smith, Tamara Smith, Steve Smith, Abigail Susik, Sasha Vlad, Richard Waara, Joel Williams, Craig S. Wilson

Surrealists in the UK: Jay Blackwood, Paul Cowdell, Jill Fenton, Rachel Fijalkowski, Krzysztof Fijalkowski, Merl Fluin, Kathy Fox, Lorna Kirin, Rob Marsden, Douglas Park, Michel Remy, Wedgwood Steventon, Frank Wright, the Leeds Surrealist Group (Gareth Brown, Stephen J. Clark, Kenneth Cox, Luke Dominey, Amalia Higham, Bill Howe, Sarah Metcalf, Peter Overton, Jonathan Tarry, Martin Trippett), the London Surrealist Group (Stuart Inman, Philip Kane, Timothy B. Layden, Jane Sparkes, Darren Thomas) and the surrealists of Wales (Jean Bonnin, Neil Combs, David Greenslade, Jeremy Over, John Richardson, John Welson)

Surrealists in Paris: Ody Saban and The Surrealist Group of Paris (Elise Aru, Michèle Bachelet, Anny Bonnin, Massimo Borghese, Claude-Lucien Cauët, Taisiia Cherkasova, Sylwia Chrostowska, Hervé Delabarre, Alfredo Fernandes, Joël Gayraud, Régis Gayraud, Guy Girard, Michael Löwy, Pierre-André Sauvageot, Bertrand Schmitt, Sylvain Tanquerel, Virginia Tentindo, Michel Zimbacca)

Surrealists in Canada: Montréal (Jacques Desbiens, Peter Dube, Sabatini Lasiesta, Bernar Sancha), Toronto (Beatriz Hausner, Sherri Higgins), Québec City (David Nadeau), Victoria (Erik Volet), the Ottawa Surrealist Group (Jason Abdelhadi, Lake, Patrick Provonost) and the Inner Island Surrealist Group (as.matta, Jesse Gentes, Sheila Nopper, Ron Sakolsky)

The Surrealist Group of Madrid: Eugenio Castro, Andrés Devesa, Jesús Garcia Rodriguez, Vicente Gutiérrez Escudero, Lurdes Martinez, Noé Ortega, Antonio Ramirez, Jose Manuel Rojo, María Santana, Angel Zapata

Surrealists in Sweden: Johannes Bergmark, Erik Bohman, Kalle Eklund, Mattias Forshage, Riyota Kasamatsu, Michael Lundberg, Emma Lundenmark, Maja Lundgren, Kristoffer Noheden, Sebastian Osorio

Surrealists in Holland: Jan Bervoets, Elizé Bleys, Josse De Haan, Rik Lina, Hans Plomp, Pieter Schermer, Wijnand Steemers, Laurens Vancrevel, Her de Vries, Bastiaan Van der Velden

Surrealists in Brazil: Alex Januario, Mário Aldo Barnabé, Diego Cardoso, Elvio Fernandes, Beau Gomez, Rodrigo Qohen, Sergio Lima, Natan Schäfer, Renato Souza

Surrealists in Chile: Jaime Alfaro, Magdalena Benavente, Jorge Herrera F., Miguel Ángel Huerta, Ximena Olguín, Enrique de Santiago, Andrés Soto, Claudia Vila

 The Middle East and North Africa Surrealist Group: Algeria (Onfwan Foud), Egypt (Yasser Abdelkawy, Mohsen El-Belasy, Ghadah Kamal), Iraq (Miechel Al Raie), Syria (Tahani Jalloul), and Palestine (Fakhry Ratrout)

Surrealists in Prague: Frantisek Dryje, Joe Grim Feinberg, Katerina Pinosova, Martin Stejskal, Jan Svankmajer

The Athens Surrealist Group (Elias Melios, Sotiris Liontos, Nikos Stabakis, Theoni Tambaki, Thomas Typaldos, Marianna Xanthopoulou)

Surrealists in Costa Rica: Gaetano Andreoni, Amirah Gazel, Miguel Lohlé, Denis Magarman, Alfonso Peña

Surrealists in Buenos Aires: Silvia Guiard, Luís Conde, Alejandro Michel

Surrealists in Australia: Anthony Redmond, Michael Vandelaar, Tim White

Surrealists in Portugal: Miguel de Carvalho, Luiz Morgadinho

Surrealists in Bucharest (Dan Stanciu), Mexico (Susana Wald), and the Canary Islands (Jose Miguel Perez Corales)

 Postscript: During the process of gathering signatures for the above declaration, we were inspired to see its uncompromising stance against white supremacy and police repression reflected in the brightly sparkling flames of the Minneapolis uprising that lit a powder keg of pent-up rage and incited an earth-shaking eruption of spontaneous rebellion in the streets of America. It was only fitting that in solidarity with the uprising about police brutality kicked off by George Floyd’s execution/lynching at the hands of the police, anti-racism protestors in the United States would take direct action by beheading or bringing down statues of Christopher Columbus, genocidal symbol of the colonial expropriation of Native American lands. (Guy Girard, Michael Löwy, Penelope Rosemont, and Ron Sakolsky, June 18, 2020).

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i feel like we haven’t honed in enough on the point that south park’s book of mormon the musical’s central punchline is about aids denialism in south africa. like, this is the central and only turning point of the plot. if you take out the song called Ha Ha Joseph Smith Fucked A Magic Frog That Cured His AIDS there is no story left

[halbarryislife]

 I SAW BOOK OF MORMON (2/27/19)

Hello

The singing when the curtain opens

Moroni and Mormon standing so still

I AM JESUS

Stephen is just so annoyed with the door bell

Cunningham is so confused and behind

Waving the audience

Two by Two

Arnold is trying to get high fives but isn’t getting any

THE PINK LIGHTS

DANCING

Stephens wave when he leaves

Jack Price has a girlfriend?! I think? Cause he ran out with a girl holding his hand.

Hasa Diga Eebowai

The boys look so uncomfortable

When told what has a means Kevin’s face is like “omg”

Naba is so amazing

Mafala is amazing

The boys are freaking out

The villagers are amazing and so talented

Turn It Off

Stephen poking Kevin

Church getting sadder and sadder

POPTARTS

Stephens tap on poptarts shoulder

PINK VESTS AND TAP DANCING (My friend wanted me to say that the pink vests are iconic, and I agree) 

When Stephen tells Kevin the mission president is coming Kev grabs Stephens face and Stephen falls forward in love

All American Prophet

Villagers are so unimpressed

THE DANCING

"now comes the part of of our story that gets a little bit sad” Kevin and Naba get really close to each other and just stare at one another when Kev sings

Man Up

Arnold is so sad when Kev yells at him

Arnold is so convinced that he can’t do anything right (it breaks my heart)

The elders dancing in their rock costumes

“SAL TLAY KA SITI“

Making Things Up Again

“We’ve been here two HOURS, listening to him talking about stupid shit.”

Moroni looks like a disappointed parent

Stephen just looks confused

Then Moroni and Mormon look like disappointed parents

Mr Cunningham had a newspaper

Spooky Mormon Hell Dream

After “I’M HERE” Kev does a little dance

THE CURTAIN FALLING TO SHOW THE DEVILS

“YOU’RE A DICK” *eye roll*

The devils had messy hair wigs

Genghis Khan was playing the flute

Cochrane was playing the bongos

Stephen in the sparkly outfit was everything (he had the sparkly outfit and the boa)

Kev looks like he’s drunk when he drinks the coffee

GBFN’s devil costume

The elders change at the end on stage

Stephen is really close to Kev face

“Was I in it? Crosses his arms

After Arnold being annoyed at Kev, the elders all look at each other like “are they mad at each other”

I Believe

Kev sings as if he’s talking to himself for encouragement

“no, what are you doing. No. NOOOOOOO” Poor Kevin

Arnold and Midala dab

Baptize Me

They are frigidity around each other

Naba being adorable

We Are Africa

When Stephen and Mafala walk over the baptism station, Stephen looks over to the others and mouths “omg”

Stephen low key looks like he’s gonna cry

All the elders being so happy

All the villagers being so happy

“WE ARE *BAM* AFRICA”

“Orrrrrlando”

Joseph Smith American Moses

I low key just watched Stephen the whole time (he went from happy to confused to oh god to I’m gonna kill Cunningam)

The arch the Ugandans used was a poorly made replica of the after arch in the theater

THE UGANDANS WERE AMAZING

Joseph Smith offers a duck frog to the mission presidents guys and they’re like “nooo”

Hasa Diga Eebowai Reprise

Low key made me cry

I wanna hug her

The Lesbian Monologue had the loudest applause 

Tomorrow Is A Latter Day

STEPHENS FUCKING PINK FLOWER SUITCASE

“FUCK HIM” Stephen does a whole bunch of hand movements then puts his hand to his lips to imply him to be quiet

After that there’s silence and Kev goes “YA”

THE FUCKING DANCING

Mcpriceley high five

“WE LOVE TI DANCE AND SHOUT”

“Hello! My name is Elder Mutumbo!”

“OH OK I’LL LEAVE! ”

Lewis Cleale and Maia Nikenge Wilson are still there

I GOT TO SEE STEPHEN FUCKING ASHFIELD

Kevin Clay as Elder Price

Cody Jamison Strand as Elder Cunningham

Destinee Rea as Nabulungi Hatimbi

Stephen Ashfield as Elder Mckinley

[guacamolebiscuits]

Went to see The Book Of Mormon yesterday and holy moly was it fantastic

Honestly I just have to share the fun parts of it because even if I’ve seen a couple bootlegs of it nothing beats seeing something live.

+ Moroni poking Joseph Smith in the back with his trumpet/horn thing during All American Prophet

+ JOSEPH SMITH DYING

+ “Oh GOOOooooD, why are you HRNCNletting me dIEEeee” and he just flops over like a dead fish

+ Price giving Brigham Young a fist bump

+ A lot of twerking (?) on Arnold’s part?

+ “There was no Bishop Donahue, I made him up”

+ NECROPHILIA WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?!?!?!?

+ Arnold’s immense difficulty saying Clitoris

+ During Making Things Up Again when Arnold starts talking about Joseph Smith fucking frogs the guy playing Joe face palmed and kept moving around in a “Wtf no no thats not accurate nooo????”

+ “So long as you never act upon them.” *DEEP BREATH* ECH no

+ Price dancing despite himself in the Hell Dream

+ AT THE VERY END LIKE SUPER VERY END YOU KNOW THAT PART DURING LATTER DAY SAINTS WHERE THERES THE SUPER HIGH PITCHED SINGING FROM ONE OF THE AFRICANS?? THE DUDE WHO PLAYED ELDER POPTARTS TOOK OVER HALFWAY TROUGH AND FUCKING S H R E D D E D IT.

+ Nabalungi and Arnold just bouncing into each other a lot 

+ Price after deciding to convince the General to become a Mormon just swinging around in place super exciting

+ “BUT WHAT ABOUT NIKKI MINAJ!?!!?!?!?!?!”

+ HOOOOOOLLLLLYYYY HELLLLLLL THE HASA DIGA EEBOWAI REPRISE STOLE MY SOUL LIKE HNNNNNNNNNNN

+ Everyone like everyone in the whole cast was soooo soooo so!!!!!!! SO good! Phenomenal!!!!! 

IN SHORT; I LOOOOOOOVED IT!!!!!

[whizzersgoingdown247]

Things in Musicals That Make My Soul Ascend to Heaven

• The key change in Champaign when Usnavi says “Vacation? Vanessa, you’re leaving too!” • “I hope that you…burn” • The hidden little line in The Duel, the little “Ah, yes, show me what you’ve got!” • How low Jeremy Jordans voice is in the beginning of This World Will Remember Us • The entirety of Guns and Ships • “she got friendly, DOWN IN THE SAyAhANnd!!” • The wounded way Gabriel says “Hi dad” in I Am The One (Reprise) •"WHY IT’S GREASE LIGHTNIN’!!!“ • The beautiful high note in Spooky Mormon Hell Dream in the line “And the horrible vision that I had THAT NIIIIIIGGGGHHT!” • The entirety of Pierre & Natasha • Every single time Mimi says “Oooouuuuutttt tonight” • Andrew Rannells existing • The little gay part in The Bitch of Living • The entirety of Don’t Do Sadness • “WE LOVE YOU MISSES HANNIGAN” • “hiiiss naaame iiss MENDELLLL AAAAaaaHH” •"whIIIIZzzer…WHIIIzzeerr…whIIIIIIzzer…WHIIIZeEeEeERrrrr…“ • the Squip going “BEBOPOBEBOPOBEPO” in The Pitiful Children • The entirety of Green Finch and Linnett Bird • the way Jared says “kinky” in Sincerely Me • The harmonizing in Unlikely Lovers • “I won’t get to heaven…why not raise a little hell?” • the part in For Forever when Ben Platt sings "till the entire sun, SHINES ON MY FAAACEEE" is soul healing tbh • The chaos at the end of Non-Stop • “It’s eggs!” • michaEL MAKES AN ENTRANCE • The entirety of Words Fail • “IT’S FROM JAPAAAAAANNN” • the tap dancing in King of New York • Whizzer Brown • Andrew Rannells • “he ran into my knife. He ran into my knife TEN TIMES” • The end of A Day in Falsettoland • “oh yes oh yes oh yes they both oh yes they both oh yes they both reached for the gun the gun the gun the gun oh yes they both reached for the gun for the gun” • Cabinet Battle #3 • the hippie music that plays behind Michael Mell • The chaos at the end of 96,000 • “no customer would go to you unless she was a hooker” • “well FUCK me GENTLY with a CHAINsaw >:)” • “Joseph Smith took his magical fuck frog and rubbed it on Brigham Youngs clit face” • “lovers live and die fortissimo” • anD PEGGy

feel free to add more

[elderfreakingafrica]

Conspiracy theory

*clears throat*

Okay. So you all know that Christian Borle was Mr. Bungee on the cast recording of A New Brain and Chip Zien was the original Mr. Bungee.

If you haven't seen A New Brain it's this guy (the frog one)

So I think we can conclude Mr. Bungee is Marvin.

Now, think about the Book of Mormon.

What does it and a New Brain have in common?

A frog.

Guys.

Marvin got fucked by Joseph Smith and took away his AIDS and then

accidentally gave it to Whizzer

[dawsonscreekwasalwaysbad]

actual things that happen in the Book of Mormon/why it is the most Extra™ musical ever

“Have fun in hell!”

*doorbell buzzes* “HELLO WOULD YOU LIKE TO CHANGE RELIGIONS I HAVE A FREE BOOK WRITTEN BY JESUS”

Norway: land of gnomes and trolls

France: land of pastries and turtlenecks

Japan: land of soy sauce and Mothra

Elder Price’s lifelong dream is to get sent on a mission to Orlando, Florida, but instead he gets sent to Uganda

“UGANDA! COOL! ....where is that.”

Kevin goes along with the happy upbeat choreography despite feeling extremely ripped off

“well, he has a very active imagination–” “I LIE A LOT!” “no”

Kevin’s dad actually gets a random woman to dress up like someone in The Lion King and sing Circle of Life

“Personally I like Star Wars, but I’m willing to like Star Trek more if you think it’s better”

the writers probably only made Price’s first name Kevin because it rhymed with heaven

You and Me (But Mostly Me) aka every group project ever

Arnold tries to make a video diary

Josh Gad screaming

the entirety of Hasa Diga Eebowai (it’s such a jam though)

“Raise your middle finger to the sky and curse his rotten name!” “wait what”

“Well, let’s see. Eebowai means God, and Hasa Diga means, Fuck you. So I guess in English it would be: Fuck you, God!” “WHAT?!”

Cunningham gets REALLY into it.

someone tries to fuck a baby

“But that’s horrible!” “I know!” “Hasa Diga Eebowai!”

everyone has AIDS

Nabulungi has the purest expression on her face while doing the most vulgar choreography ever

All the nicknames for Nabulungi, including but not limited to: Bambamchelfi, Jon Bon Jovi, Hockaloogie, Nagasaki, Nabagamba, Neutrogena, Neosporin, Nintendo 64, Nordstrom, and Nutella

Elder Poptarts

a fun, lighthearted tap number about repressing your emotions

Elder Thomas was out buying an iPhone while his sister was dying of cancer

“My hetero side just won” *thumps chest*

when the lights go down and when they go back up all of the Mormons are dancing and wearing pink sparkly vests. Including Kevin.

“Imagine that your brain is made of tiny boxes, then find the box that’s gay and CRUSH IT!”

Andrew fucking Rannells had to have the words “no, no, i’m not having gay thoughts” come out of his mouth

the sound of tap dancing in the background as Elder McKinley leaves the living quarters

“There is no Bishop Donaghue! I made him up!”

arnold cunningham just wants his dad to be proud of him for once

Cunningham steals Price’s blanket despite having one of his own

Nabulungi uses a typewriter as a texting device

Cunningham has a panic attack when he sees that there’s no doorbell

Gotswana has maggots in his scrotum

“what the fuck is a steak knife”

General Butt Fucking Naked

Nabulungi, one of the purest characters in musical theatre, singing “soon life won’t be so... shitty”

“AFRICA IS NOTHING LIKE THE LION KING.”

“So he crawled up on that cross, and he stuck it out” hjdhfjqgfhnjs

Elder Cunningham hip thrusting to rock metal

“YOU’RE NOT MY FATHER” *stabs Darth Vader*

“Heavenly Father, why do you let bad things happen? More to the point, why do you let bad things happen to me?”

“We will listen to the fat white guy”

right as Act 1 ends, Gotswana reminds us that he has maggots in his scrotum

“i know you’re really depressed, what with all your AIDS and everything,”

Arnold’s conscience consists of his father, Joseph Smith, Moroni, hobbits, and Yoda

arnold convinces everyone that fucking a frog is the solution to all your problems

clitoris

Boba Fett

Kevin mistakes hell for disneyworld

Elder Price has spent his life plagued by guilt over blaming his brother for eating a donut with maple glaze when he was five (5) years old

Elder Price has a nightmare that he gets sent to hell and Jesus calls him a dick

spooky wooky

Hitler makes an appearance, because of course he does

Elder Price thinks abandoning your mission companion is worse than serial murder and genocide

McKinley dancing seductively with the red boa

Jeffrey Dahmer and Kevin’s dad having anal sex

McKinley blowing Hitler

the music stops just so Kevin can scream that he can’t believe Jesus called him a dick

“That would take something… incredible” *spotlight on Kevin as his head whips around to face the audience fast enough to get whiplash*

Andrew Rannells licking his lips every other line at the Tonys

“AND I BELIEVE THAT IN 1978, GOD CHANGED HIS MIND ABOUT BLACK PEOPLE” (“BLACK PEOPLE”)

Elder Price forces General Butt Fucking Naked to dance with him

baptism is a euphemism for sex

“I’M WET WITH SALVATION”

A song called I Am Africa sung by the whitest people ever with the whitest choreography ever

Elder Price actually gets the Book of Mormon shoved up his ass

“let us smile and laughrica”

Elder Price drinks twelve (12) cups of coffee because he’s lost all faith in the Mormon religion

just fucking. planet orlando

orlando (reprise)

“I’m Joseph Smith, and I’m going to fuck this baby!” “WHAT”

Moroni from the Starship Enterprise

“Will you fight the clitoris man?”

magical fuck frog

“Let’s be really fucking polite to everyone!”

the dysentary sequence

Jesus wanting everyone to fuck each other and everyone wears HUGE dick garments

“SHE’S GONNA GET HER CLIT CUT OFF AND IT’S ALL MY FAULT”

Nabulungi convinces everyone that Elder Cunningham was eaten by lions and then Cunningham walks in and they’re like “HE HAS RISEN”

“If you do not get out of this village right now, he is gonna command the Angel Moroni... from the DEATH STAR... and unleash the KRAKEN! Which will then...” “Which will then launch Joseph Smith’s TORPEDOES from its mouth of CHRIST and turn you into a LESBIAN!”

the fact that that somehow scares off General Butt Fucking Naked

elder price says fuck

“my name is Elder Butt Fucking Naked.” (brief pause) “did you know that the clitoris is a holy sacred thing”

The book of Arnold

the last line of the show is literally Gotswana singing “I still have maggots in my scrotum!”

[norwegianbookofmormonfan]

Book of Mormon Norway

a summary

Act 1

Hello

Cunningham knocks an elder over so he falls flat on his face

“Would you like to change religion, I’ve got a book written by Joseph! …no I mean Jesus!!”

Two by Two

“Japan the land of soy sauce and Hello Kitty/Pokemon Go!”

Cunningham puts his hand over Price’s face as a greeting 

The Airport scene

You and Me (But Mostly Me)

video (full song) 

The translation is grammatically correct as they sing “You and I (but mostly I)”

Cunningham sits down and the chairs are dragged off stage with him on them during the “something incredible”-part

Kevin wants to make God jealous

Arriving in Uganda

There’s a giraffe dragged across the stage

Hasa Diga Eebowai

Outside the mission center

Cunningham puts his hand on Price’s face and slams his head into a concrete wall

He compares Nabulungi to a double latte 

inside

Turn It Off

McKinley is fabulous

Price awkwardly has no idea why he suddenly is standing in the middle of a tap dance, when he can’t dance

Bedroom

I Am Here For You

Cunningham lays on top pf Price for a while and gives him an eskimo kiss before he starts to sing

All-American Prophet

video clip

Arnold and Nabulungi dance together

Sal Tlay Ka Siti

Kevin’s Mental Break down

Price has a lot of blood on his face

I am Here For You (Reprise)

Man Up

Cunningham kills Jabba the Hut and Jabba’s eyes pop out of his head

McKinley reprises his pink sparkly vest  

The General comes out butt fucking naked and shakes his naked ass

Act 2

Making Things Up Again

Yoda shakes his head so his ears flap 

Spooky Mormon Hell Dream

The doughnut has pink sprinkles instead of maple glaze

There’s a bloody Donald Duck and a dolphin that rips open and skeletons climb out

McKinley wears black sequin pants, a pink fur coat with nothing underneath and a shirt collar with a bow tie 

Waking up at the bus stop

I Believe

The size difference between the General and Price is marvelous 

Baptize Me

Nabulungi and Arnold are such a perfect quirky match. Nabulungi imitates Arnolds dance moves and gestures. They have basically created their own dance language.

I Am Africa

The choreography imitates different animals

“We are slaves that pick cotton, we ar Michael Jackson before he took chlorine” 

Coffee shop scene

Joseph Smith American Moses

The magical fuck frog is gigantic 

Hasa Diga (reprise)

Something incredible

The village

Nabulungi puts her hand on Arnold’s face when she forgives him

Tomorrow is a Latter Day / Hello

Kevin and Arnold put their hand on each other’s faces as a sign of affection

The Ugandans do this too

Elder McKinley and Elder Neeley is a thing

“We’re gonna dance and be happy and we’ll never turn it off!”