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paalove · 13 days ago

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trick or treat! can i prompt roswell new mexico? i've spent several days since we talked looking for a good outsider pov on the pod squad & nothing's scratching the itch for me & i am 100% if you write fic for this fandom it will instantly be the best thing i've ever read for it

aaaaa ily! a little experiment for me: dialogue only. its been soooo long since i watched this show pls forgive any breaks from canon haha.

happy Halloween 🎃👻👹🧛‍♀️

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office gossip

"What was all that about, man?"

"Fucking kid, pisses me off, thinks he can swing his dick around-"

"-And that's your job, huh?"

"Yeah, yeah, laugh it up."

"What'd he do?"

"Stopped me from issuing a citation-"

"-ohhh. Guerin, yeah?"

"... How'd you know that?"

"Your first time? Yeah, he does that. One time Johnnie managed to book him for - God, I don't know what. Next day, he wasn't in the tank, whole damn record was gone."

"No shit?"

"No shit! I figure if we don't stop Simm's baby cousin for the driving shit, we can put up with it."

"Damn, and this is the kid who told Ricky off for the-"

"-I know! Damn rookies."

"...Do we gotta put up with it, though?"

"How'd you mean?"

"I mean," chewing, swallowing, "A cousin's a cousin. What's Guerin, anyway?"

"Ohhhh. They're fucking."

"Fucking?"

"Yeah, man, they're-"

"-That's not it."

"Hello to you too."

"Yeah, yeah, hi - that ain't it. He calls him his brother-"

"-He says that, but they aren't-"

"And, when I was booking- well, trying to book him, one time Guerin said something - anyway, it isn't Evans he's fucking. It's the sister."

"The sister?"

"Shit, if Guerin was fucking my sister I'd want him locked up."

"They were dating, once upon a time-"

"-You're all kids, what kind of once upon a time d'ya think-"

"-Back in high school. But Izzie Evans is a go-getter-"

"-Gold digger?"

"Well, she's got the gold, but I guess more doesn't hurt. She dumped him, I guess for her parents' sake, but Guerin still wishes- and I guess Evans feels bad?"

"Nah, that ain't it."

"Didn't you quit?"

"Gotta return some 'quipment, motherfucker-"

"-Jesus, don't swing that about-"

"-Fucker, sit down-"

"-He never thought they'd get married. I mean, you're right - Evans and him call each other brothers, and him and Iz Evans were fucking - still are. And you're right, him and Evans are fucking too-"

"-Uhuh, sure-"

"-It's true, I was same year as them- AND. And. Evans and Iz Evans? They're fucking too. That's why the whole 'brother' shit-"

"-Man, shut up."

"You're gross, man-"

"-Nah but see, they're adopted. Evanses."

"So?"

"Man, don't ask him-"

"Hey, my sister adopted a kid, she's a sweetheart-"

"-I ain't saying she ain't! Just, the Evanses are brother and sister same way they are to Guerin... meaning..."

"...Never make that gesture again."

"Worst thing I've ever seen, man."

"... He's got a point, though."

"Don't I?!"

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