#Johnny silverhand simp

[caveguy22]

Based John Silverspork.

Original audio by Meme Runner 2077.

[thatgecko0]

Cyberpunk 2077 but Johnny is wearing this the whole time:

[sketchesofthespontaneous]

So uh……

Takemura’s kinda nice huh..

This man now has all my attention despite being in arasaka (sorry Judy)

Alternative version-

[strigital]

🔥

[thatgecko0]

AHH I LOVE THIS!!

I only got eyes for you

[dekaja]

TOP 5 PATHETIC FICTIONAL MEN

BUT THERE'S SO MANY TO CHOOSE FROM LMFAO

5. kaidan alenko HEAR ME OUT

on the surface kaidan is not a pathetic man. he is, however, a deeply boring man and that is EXACTLY why i like him. almost gets blown up, grinds his way into the spectres, telekinetic but not like that good at it, constantly has headaches, flattest ass in the milky way, bisexual but like mostly cool with it. this dude goes to bed at 10pm. this dude has at least one debilitating food allergy. he's canadian. i love this man.

4. phoenix wright SPECIFICALLY from aa4

most unemployed this man has ever been and that makes him more powerful i'm not even joking. he's gotta be low on the list bc he still was playing the long game but this dude did not shower. he spent 7 years wearing flip flops and his gay crush from elementary school still wanted him. adopted a kid about it. man's insane.

3. alan wake. y'know, from alan wake.

i would have not said alan from just the first alan wake bc he annoyed me and i wanted to push him into traffic but as of alan wake 2 oh my god. noodle arms. elbow patches. sweaty as all hell round the clock. will never go to therapy but will badly wield a shotgun about it. TERRIBLE at writing.

2. crowley good omens

i mean we're talking simp supreme. we're talking otherworldly celestial power boiled down into slutty goth fashion and a middle school locker crush. follows his best friend around like a sad sad SAD puppy. the sunglasses do not hide anything sir i see how sad and wet you are.

1. hdb

#1 was always gonna be hdb. hdb was destined to be not only my number one most pathetic man of all time but like. most pathetic man of all time in general. even before i knew who he was he was the winner. even before disco elysium came out or was conceptualized he was our guy. nothing but respect for my president of sad pathetic dudes.

EDIT: I FUCJING FORGOT. ABOUT JOHNNY SILVERHAND.

[neowolf]

Johnny was real close to V and it made me go "Whoah Johnny, what a pretty eyes you have" which made me stop in my tracks because this is how you get caught. In simping for Johnny Silverhand.

[adigal]

Still hoping they'll let us in the dlc

[chertheyuriconnoisseur]

first post on tumblr. guess i'll introduce myself.

im cheryl. i like to speak in all lowercase. im a trans woman and lesbian with a wonderful (soon to be) wife. cyberpunk edgerunners is my life, and i will fight anyone for the title of biggest cyberpunk fan. i also love horror, especially that of japanese influence (silent hill, Junji Ito, Yokai, and Cryptids, etc). i also love art, and as my name suggests i quite like yuri (projecting i guess lmao).

im a satanist, a communist, a gun rights activist, and a far left schizophrenic rebel who hates america. im just like Johnny Silverhand and Rebecca fr fr

fuck corpos, corporats, Adam Smasher simps, transphobes, pedofiles, racists, conservatives and anyone who tries to hurt my cinnamon bun.

i love horrorcore and scary vocaloids, as well as cyberpunk/synth and dark piano music. i have several comfort characters.

check out my AboutMe page for more info.

see you on the flipside, choom.

[ghosts-bandwagon]

New Cyberpunk 2077 content dropping got me feeling whooooooo man I’m so fucking excited and I cannot wait until the expansion comes out 😭 I’m such a simp for Johnny Silverhand y’all have no idea

In other news, the big moving day is almost upon me so updates will be even slower (I’m so sorry you guys) I’m planning on finishing what I’ve got in my drafts and potentially starting from scratch in regards to asks in my inbox, I know it’s super unfair of me and I’m so sorry 😢 I might open this blog up for different content, like other video games or movies/shows, I’m still not sure yet. I might also move my stuff over to Ao3 and put this blog on the back burner until things settle down. Idk I’ll play it by ear. Either way, I appreciate everyone for sticking around! And if you want to talk Cyberpunk PLEASE DO. I’M DESPERATE. I LOVE IT SO MUCH I’M GOING TO EXPLODE 😭❤️

[thatgecko0]

“he’s not your baby girl he’s a terrorist

Okay? And?

[genocidalfetus]

Also, everyone has a chance to redeem themselves. Everyone is capable of a redemption arc and should be given the opportunity to have one. Johnny can be redeemed just like anyone else. He can make up for his shitty past behavior. Or is this concept lost on most these days?

DAILY REMINDER

Johnny Silverhand was abusive parter which disrespects his life partners. He physically abused Alt and mentaly abused Rogue.

It's time to stop simp to this pice of shit

[strigital]

this is my small collection named "Johnny Silverhand standing/sitting like a slut at all times"

[valeriesilverhand]

The true #SILVERV ending that should have been..... made by me.

[sad-endings-suck]

“go play a dating sim??”

IT IS NOT ENOUGH i want to fuck the samurai dilf and tell my porno technician gf how much i love her and then go befriend a sentient vending machine and kill 80 cyborg gangsters with my sick ass hot pink katana

[royarach]

So this was based off of a post I saw on tumblr tagged with incorrect cyberpunk quotes but it disappeared on me :’( I-I can’t find it to reblog and post….I thought it was really funny ok. PSST he have a 18+ lgbtq cp77 discord! wanna hang with like minded choombas? maybe? I promise we dont bite. I ALSO PROMISE THIS STUPID LINK WONT EXPIRE DAMNIT. Join soon and maybe u will be on time for the photo contest! Join here! NOTE!!: THIS LINK HAS A CAP PER POST!! TOO MANY PEOPLE AT ONCE MAKE THE BRAIN HURTTY. You will have to wait for the next post ;)