#Johnny silverhand simp

[caveguy22]

Based John Silverspork.

Original audio by Meme Runner 2077.

[thatgecko0]

Cyberpunk 2077 but Johnny is wearing this the whole time:

[sketchesofthespontaneous]

So uh……

Takemura’s kinda nice huh..

This man now has all my attention despite being in arasaka (sorry Judy)

Alternative version-

[strigital]

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[jauppp]

hello team, i have officially validated this ray casting project with my baby girl Johnny Silverhand by @boredth as wall textures !!!

with extra credit if you please

hello,

your drawings have been my main source of joy at school lately.

you see, i study computer science and currently i'm working on a group project where we have to create a 3D rendering engine. It involves a lot of math and it's really not my cup of tea at all.

BUT

we get to chose what textures we use on the walls.

so I took the liberty to get some of your drawing to use as textures (it's only for my and my group mate eyes). being able to see your art has sustained me through many hours of horrible debugging, so thank you so much <3

anyway, here it is

Wake the fuck up, samurai. I've turned into a wall.png

[mmthemayoarts]

Honestly ima simp for Johnny Silverhand so anything with him in it I’m here for it!

[jennathearcher]

I was tagged by the always wonderful @gellavonhamster to post four characters that make me go "my man, my man, my man!!"

(I've done an images-only version of this post previously, but I'm thrilled to elaborate on WHY I adore said characters here :P)

Jonathan Sims (The Magnus Archives)

(fanart credit here)

How do I begin to explain Jonathan Archivist? He's flawless :P In all seriousness, Jon is legit one of the best, most complex characters I've ever seen in media, and perhaps one of the first characters to ever make me go "THAT ONE. MINE." XD

The best part is when I first started listening to the podcast, and didn't really know WHERE it was going to go or how big the story was going to become, I had s1 Jon who is kind of an asshole and I was SO frustrated by his skepticism CONSTANTLY XD then the end of s1 rolls around, s2 illustrates a character arc that encapsulates the immediate aftermath of a severe trauma SO well, and by the end of s2, I had my ".....oh. Oh no" moment :P

Jon spends pretty much the rest of the series just GOING THROUGH IT in one way or another, and pretty consistently going "This is fine" about all of it even though he is Very Not Fine :P I want to just wrap this man in a big cozy blanket and TAKE CARE OF HIM. Because Jon goes through so much of his whole storyline.....essentially ALONE and it DRIVES ME BONKERS XD There's a point in this series where Jon has pretty much lost every friend he's ever had and it is HEARTBREAKING.

But also, his transformation throughout the series :P I don't want to go into TOO much detail here for spoiler reasons, but god. Jon has moments especially in the latter half of the series where he is SCARY. HE IS POWERFUL. AND HE IS GODDAMN SEXY :P (my bestie likes to listen to s5 episodes with me and laugh maniacally over me Losing My Shit from sheer simp-itude XD)

Also, bonus points for being a Canon Asexual 8D like me!! <3

Johnny Silverhand (Cyberpunk 2077)

Oh, Johnny, Johnny <3 I pretty much went into this game knowing he was gonna steal my heart, but even then, I was utterly unprepared for just how attached I would become :3

A lot of that is due to playing as a POV character that you essentially craft yourself from the ground up -- prime real estate for a self insert lover like myself XD And despite there being a myriad of colorful characters in the world of Cyberpunk, four of which you can romance, everyone can pretty much agree that Johnny is by far the most important character to the PC, who has the placeholder moniker of V.

The basics of the game's story are that your character, V, is a mercenary in the postapocalyptic world of 2077, and they are betrayed and nearly killed by one of their clients -- their life only being saved due to the presence of a chip they installed in their head during a job, without realizing said chip contained, essentially, the soul of Johnny Silverhand; a rock star turned terrorist who died in 2023.

The main plot of the game focuses on V's attempts to stabilize Johnny's presence in their brain, before the chip eventually overwrites their consciousness and kills them. A lot of that depends on the player's interactions with Johnny throughout the game, but as you can imagine, literally sharing a brain and body with someone can be quite the bonding experience :P

Especially because Johnny is a MESS. He's an alcoholic and drug addict who hides his supreme self-loathing behind a seemingly massive ego -- who talks a big game about his hatred of capitalism but in reality blew up the biggest conglomerate in the city because his girlfriend died (and it was his fault) and he doesn't know how to deal with his feelings.

The moments in the game when Johnny actually opens up to V are CAPTIVATING, certainly in part due to a masterful performance from Keanu Reeves :P This is one of those games that just grabs you with its immersion, and got me genuinely emotional several times during my first playthrough. (One day, I'll get the chance to play it again :P one day XD)

Plus there's also the aspect of building my own personal canon for my V and her relationship with Johnny, and all that adds up to holding a very special place in my heart :3

Gale Dekarios (Baldur's Gate 3)

I. LOVE. THIS. STUPID. WIZARD. SO. DAMN. MUCH.

Of course I jumped onto the BG3 train for Astarion and ended up falling head-over for the character I most commonly heard referred to as annoying :P

A dorky wizard you say? Who's highly autistic coded? Loves books and his cat? Strongly implied to be an abuse survivor at the hands of an older female partner? AND HE'S SUICIDAL??? I didn't stand a fucking chance :P

I just love listening to him talk so much XD and thank god because he never shuts up :P Nothing like a guy who thinks he's the smartest man in the room who is, IN FACT, very very dumb <3

And lest we forget if you keep him around until the third act of the game, he decides his new coping mechanism is SEEKING GODLY POWER like babe please calm down XD

I've done pretty much all of his possible endings so far outside of doing his origin run (aka playing through the whole game as him), and I just. LOVE HIM SO MUCH <3 I'm excited to romance him again, especially since I missed out on stuff the first time XD Every time I start a new playthrough I end up half-romancing him anyway because I CAN'T HELP MYSELF :P ultimately breaking my own heart when I have to commit to the character I originally set out to romance in the first place XD and he's always the first companion I get to the Exceptional approval level :3

that's my emotional support wizard :P and I WILL make him useful by juicing him up with all the good spells, thank you VERY MUCH XD

Black Leg Sanji (One Piece)

You all knew this was coming :P

Hey, you ever casually look at a fun pirate manga here and there as a teenager without ever really getting into it, but you know EXACTLY which character would be your fave and just kinda tuck that away in the back of your mind?

And then some odd years later, that manga gets adapted into an extremely successful and astonishingly well made live action Netflix series that is much more accessible to you than the source material?

And THEN that gets you engaging with more and more of the source material's fan content until you still haven't even watched the anime proper yet and somehow THIS has happened to you??

Anyway moral of the story is that your first instinct as to what character is going to be your favorite it always right no matter what :P OH MY GOD WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO ME

I just. Love him SO MUCH.

He cooks. He fights by KICKING PEOPLE REALLY HARD. Like SO hard. Hard enough that he can SHATTER CONCRETE WALLS??? WITH HIS HANDS IN HIS POCKETS LIKE HE'S ORANGE CASSIDY.

He smokes CONSTANTLY. He's ALWAYS associated with fire. He LIGHTS HIMSELF ON FIRE FOR COMBAT PURPOSES. And yet he has the most water elemental oriented soul I've EVER SEEN. (and CHRIST HOW IS HE SO FUCKING SHREDDED--)

He's 80% Leg. His EYEBROWS do the fucking THING. He's FRENCH. The extent of his post-timeskip transformation is PARTING HIS HAIR DIFFERENTLY. His name is a PUN. He is AN IDIOT and also SO SMART. He has to have 17 karmic punishments from the narrative before we ever get to his tragic backstory. His adoptive dad ate his own foot.

He's a Hopeless Romantic. He COMPLETELY FORGETS HOW TO ACT every time he so much as Sees A Woman at thirty paces. He gets so many comedic anime nosebleeds that it becomes A PLOT POINT. He has a CODE OF CHIVALRY that actually makes sense kind of (especially once you know his tragic backstory).

Lest we forget to mention that he's part of a FOUND FAMILY!!!! He has SO much love to give and his love language is all of them :P A different one for each person on the crew, as far as I can tell. With Zoro it's "the only person who's allowed to kill you is me, dammit" XD

ALSO!!!!! COME TO FIND OUT HE'S AN ACTUAL FUCKING PRINCE THAT'S JUST CASUALLY THROWN OUT THERE I JUST FLDKJAFLKDAFJLDSAF

I just. Husband Material. HUSBAND. I wanna lock that shit down SO BAD. I'm AS OBSESSED WITH HIM as he is with EVERYONE ELSE and by god I am making it the problem of all of my followers :P

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tagging (with no pressure) @pink-cenobite @talesfromthecrypts @piratespencil @thebarefootking @damngoodbabysiitter @lady-phasma and anyone else who wants to do the thing!! <3

[thatgecko0]

Real

"Johnny silverhand isn't romanceable" then what the FUCK is he doing here huh

[dekaja]

TOP 5 PATHETIC FICTIONAL MEN

BUT THERE'S SO MANY TO CHOOSE FROM LMFAO

5. kaidan alenko HEAR ME OUT

on the surface kaidan is not a pathetic man. he is, however, a deeply boring man and that is EXACTLY why i like him. almost gets blown up, grinds his way into the spectres, telekinetic but not like that good at it, constantly has headaches, flattest ass in the milky way, bisexual but like mostly cool with it. this dude goes to bed at 10pm. this dude has at least one debilitating food allergy. he's canadian. i love this man.

4. phoenix wright SPECIFICALLY from aa4

most unemployed this man has ever been and that makes him more powerful i'm not even joking. he's gotta be low on the list bc he still was playing the long game but this dude did not shower. he spent 7 years wearing flip flops and his gay crush from elementary school still wanted him. adopted a kid about it. man's insane.

3. alan wake. y'know, from alan wake.

i would have not said alan from just the first alan wake bc he annoyed me and i wanted to push him into traffic but as of alan wake 2 oh my god. noodle arms. elbow patches. sweaty as all hell round the clock. will never go to therapy but will badly wield a shotgun about it. TERRIBLE at writing.

2. crowley good omens

i mean we're talking simp supreme. we're talking otherworldly celestial power boiled down into slutty goth fashion and a middle school locker crush. follows his best friend around like a sad sad SAD puppy. the sunglasses do not hide anything sir i see how sad and wet you are.

1. hdb

#1 was always gonna be hdb. hdb was destined to be not only my number one most pathetic man of all time but like. most pathetic man of all time in general. even before i knew who he was he was the winner. even before disco elysium came out or was conceptualized he was our guy. nothing but respect for my president of sad pathetic dudes.

EDIT: I FUCJING FORGOT. ABOUT JOHNNY SILVERHAND.

[thatgecko0]

IF I CANT KISS HIM, why does he sit like a WHORE?!?

[niftytits]

For 2023 I’m coming out as a Johnny Silverhand simp. Have some soft Johnny/V in an AU where CD Projekt RED doesn’t rip my heart out. Enjoy!

[adigal]

Still hoping they'll let us in the dlc

[strigital]

this is my small collection named "Johnny Silverhand standing/sitting like a slut at all times"

[neowolf]

Johnny was real close to V and it made me go "Whoah Johnny, what a pretty eyes you have" which made me stop in my tracks because this is how you get caught. In simping for Johnny Silverhand.

[adigal]

It's my birthday today

Another year older and still simping for Johnny Silverhand

[genocidalfetus]

Also, everyone has a chance to redeem themselves. Everyone is capable of a redemption arc and should be given the opportunity to have one. Johnny can be redeemed just like anyone else. He can make up for his shitty past behavior. Or is this concept lost on most these days?

DAILY REMINDER

Johnny Silverhand was abusive parter which disrespects his life partners. He physically abused Alt and mentaly abused Rogue.

It's time to stop simp to this pice of shit