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monstermaster13 · 2 months ago

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Corey and Oats in…

Deviantart Verse Anniversary Adventure

It was a very special day for Corey and Oats, because it was the 14th anniversary of Mel’s very first debut on Deviantart and that morning Mel got up in the morning and smiled as she got everything ready, they got out of bread and had breakfast, and were very excited.

“You look very excited.”

“Yeah, today must be a special day for all of us.”

“Yes, it is the 14th anniversary of my Deviantart adventures and I want to do something special.”

“Can I help?”

“Sure, Piff.”

After breakfast Piff floated over to the bedbox along with Mel, Corey, and Oats and used some magic to conjure up a special anniversary adventure for them - which involved the world of Mel’s stories coming to life through the computer, every story Mel had ever created had come to life.

“This is amazing.”

“You haven’t seen anything yet.”

The magic conjured up a museum dedicated to all the eras of Mel’s Deviantart experience, and they all entered the museum. The first era they visited was the original era of 2009-2011, the era that Nathan who was Mel’s friend now hated because of how he got made fun for doing characters that were supposed to be parodic. ‘Who is this big guy in the portrait here, mommy?’ Oats asked. ‘That’s Chumsley, he was a werejohncandy character that Nathan pretended to be for a while, there is a whole complicated troll related storyarc for this but it is not canon.’

‘You mean he never posed as a woman and joined one of those A-Logging obsessed cultist organizations?’ ‘That was canon only in their universe and not hours.’ ‘What about Natalie?’ ‘She was real, she was an actress who was forced to be in countless not-even-worth-a-letter-grade-at-all movies and shows that these groups made.’

‘Yes, I remember the chimera that we defeated as one of our very first major enemies.’ ‘And those evil people that trapped Lil Andria and that Natalie chick in a bad fanfic.’ ‘Yes, those were our first villain encounters.’

Mel explained that before she had met Corey, the original group consisted of her, Eucalyptus, Soo, Nathan and Matthias/Werebelushi In The Shades and that she had met Oats after he ran away from his old home to find a new place to live. She also explained before Nathan discovered an identity he liked he used to have a weregrinch online universe persona named Growler. ‘What happened to him?’ ‘He got his own spin-off, but he is still here.’ ‘What about that Jay Leno lookalike with the cape and long hair?’ ‘He was part of the cast for a while but eventually he left after he got involved in that cultist drama as well.’ ‘Those cultists must have been really messed up.’

‘Oh yes, diaper fetishists, machine fetishists, people who do horrible things with dolls. Whole cults dedicated to picking out who their next victim is, constant death-threats, hacking attempts and even having serial killers as members.’ ‘How they were allowed online to begin with?’ ‘Beats me, there’s at least one for every online universe. All I know is that the ones we encountered were from a joke universe.’

‘They remind me of those villains we battled too. Like those gross clown freaks, the villain that you battled as a plus sized otaku supervillain, and that stupid Jingo-Hog.’ ‘Yes, those guys are very messed up too and nearly ruined a perfectly awesome online adventure.’

Oats turned away as he saw a sad scene playing on the screen, it showed Nathan’s body/form being hacked and destroyed by the cultists and nearly dying. ‘Mommy, I do not like this scene.’ ‘It’s okay, because he got better.’ ‘He did?’ ‘Why yes he did.’

The next scene showed Nathan regenerating and morphing into a new form and a new body, and going through several different avatar forms including an anthro Smeargle, Simon Cowell, Rowan Atkinson (more than a few different characters of his, plus him in general), John Belushi, Megamind, Sly Stallone, Glenn Shadix (both as the Mayor and Otho), and finally Christopher Walken, Danny Trejo, and David Bowie along with Dan Aykroyd.

They all cheered as they came into the 2012-2016 area where Nathan was back in full form and new characters popped up, Corey jeered at some of the villains that popped up like ‘The Rubber/Clown Fetishist’ and ‘The Two-Faced Self Insert Character’ and cheered for Mel and the heroes, and Mel explained she used to be afraid of Russell Brand because at the time Russell was a villain who was stalking her, but now the two of them were very good friends.

Mel even introduced everyone to Chris, the alpha Walken who had gotten his very own spin-off and his own vampire coven in recent years and talked about the ‘Hall of TFs’ which showed all the transformations Nathan and her had both done over those years - there was a special section for all the friends they both had at the time. Except one, and that was because that character wasn’t an actual cast member or member of their group and was just a character who showed up for a whole different saga all-together, Mel explained as best she could that this character was an alien posing as a younger human who acted as a guest supporting character to Nathan and that they quit after a couple of seasons and went all the way back to their homeworld.

After that they stopped for some snacks before heading to the 2017-present section, which had all of Nathan and Mel’s friends there greeting them including Justin, Liam, Andria, Brandon, Adam Hughes, Angelina, and several others and at this point the ‘hero and villain’ groups had started out with a handful of villains for Mel to fight - of course the original villain group for Mel consisted of Lem, Adalind (from Grimm), Kirk Langstrom, Jerry Dandrige, Sithius (the evil version of her boyfriend), Demona, Ben Willis, Skeksil, Donald Trump, Butch and Cassidy, Amilyn, Sammi Kurr, and several others.

Mel explained before Corey - her companion who would go with Oats was Ratty, who later did end up joining the hero team as a member and becoming a Nile Road resident. They had some lunch before they went through another exhibit in the museum.

In this exhibit it focused all about Mel and her relationship with Lithius along with her friends and her adventures as the destined heroine of the ‘Monster World’, now that some Monster World creator characters were no longer good to her she decided she could correct what they had done wrong and be a hero. A screen showed a scene with her and a redeemed Russell Brand hugging each-other.

This was followed by the arrival of the Trump ducks who came in as valuable supporting characters during the Trump presidency era - and Trumpy Cat who of course became close friends with Oats and Corey, Mel got all teary eyed as she showed them all a memorial room.

The memorial room was dedicated to her former ‘support’ cast members who had left or had passed away, including one who was a big inspiration to her - Heather, and one who bonded with her - named ‘Vera’. ‘Did you like working with these cast members, mommy?’ ‘Yes Oatsie. I did.’

A tragic scene played on the screen depicting the final appearance of Mel’s father ‘James’, and Corey began to understand why she was getting all emotional about it. After a scene showing what seemed like a while of Jill trying to find someone to help take care of Mel, it showed another world on the screen, the world depicted was of the home Mel once occupied before moving to Nile Road.

‘Did you like this home, mommy?’ ‘It was nice but it was not to my liking.’ ‘I can understand that. I felt sad when I was there too.’ At the end of the 2019 exhibit of the museum there was a new exhibit depicting the current life of Mel and her friends, starting with a movie which was about her moving to Nile Road with Oats. Mel showed them all the Nile Road exhibit and told them how she didn’t like joining at first or even like the idea of it, but she grew to like it and made many new friends.

Initially it was just staying for a couple of days or even a week but that all altered and changed. When they reached the present day era there was a whole section introducing Corey Covid (and the giant microbe gang) to the cast along with Oats’s unicorn family, which was later followed by the addition of several new pals - and Aiyido the beholder joined as a new cast-member. Initially Corey started as a companion to Ratty at Rosemary Avenue but the covid microbe found himself befriending Oats and going on many adventures.

Which was followed by the introduction to the Mushabellies as part of the cast even though they (along with the beanie babies) were the original groups of friends that resided with Mel, and the introduction of the palm pals - followed by the introduction of the Snackles.

Then came the many new supporting cast members in the form of the Nile Road ladies, quite a few of the ladies were added to the memorial area such as Anne Marie, Neive, Cathy, Jess, Becka, and Ysa. But there was a section dedicated to Belinda who had become Mel’s new permanent supporting cast member.

There was an exhibit themed around the Dan Aykroyd transformations and the Were-Aykroyd lore which explained the many different versions of the Aykroydverse including the Dum Dum Were-Aykroyd verse, as posters advertising feature length presentations of the ‘Were-Aykroyd’ adventures and the ‘Dum Dum Were-Aykroyd Saga’ were shown.

It showed Mel and Nathan joining a group of Aykroyd fans in the Discord universe who all loved their work, Mel said she wished she could have been kept on longer but she got removed from the cast roster of that universe when she was framed by Teppum Teh Putrid, a villain that Corey and Oats had battled and defeated.

This was followed by the addition of a new permanent supporting cast member in the form of Anglo the anglerfish as well as a lot of new squishmallow pals - including Anglo and his group which formed a squishmallow group called the ‘Under the Sea Squad’.

The screen showed Mel with one of her latest friends Serena, and there was an ‘in memoriam’ video of her friend Christine - who had a whole room in the memorial section dedicated to her. Mel smiled as she recalled how she and Serena first met, bonding over deceased celebrities they missed and felt bad for him, in particular Glenn Shadix.

There was a special section dedicated to a special supporting character of hers who helped her deal with the problems she had with some of her ‘in-show-only’ enemies. They all had lunch before entering a room introducing the newest members of their group of friends, which included the best room of all.

The best room of all was all about Piff being introduced as a cast member, Piff initially could only just say his own name like a Pokemon but he learned how to speak English and he developed his own personality, that of a silly and cheeky puffer who loved to make people laugh. And he was flirty, he considered himself a romantic.

Piff laughed as he saw a movie of himself in all of his disguises like his K-Pop boy band member attire, sumo wrestler outfit, his samurai outfit, his favorite kimono, a Godzilla costume, and even in drag as a geisha. ‘Piff, you are a very talented fish.’

“So what do you guys think of this museum?”

“Oh Mel, it certainly is really interesting.”

“It is interesting to learn all about adventures you have been one.”

‘Yeah, even before I came along.’ Corey exclaimed. ‘We have learned so much about you and what it was like for you.’ ‘Yeah, you have lots of interesting companions you have worked with.’ ‘And I never knew you were part of so many online universes.’ ‘You did Blues Brothers, Final Fantasy, Simpsons, Animal House, and South Park fan scripts too? Did those ever get to be made.’ ‘They did but I lost them.’

A movie showed Wailleo the beluga whale performing Nessun Dorma in concert, performing with the ghost of Luciano Pavorroti. ‘Now that is one gifted whale.’ ‘Whales are naturally gifted at singing.’

They all cheered as they saw all their recent adventures being portrayed on the screen, Corey and Oats both had afternoon tea as they celebrated all of Mel’s achievements. And in this area of the museum they saw that Mel’s hero and villain teams both had formed into the ones they knew today and they all had a good time.

After their museum tour was finished they bought some gifts at the gift-shop and hugged Mel, they left the museum and used some magic from the bedbox to teleport themselves back to Nile Road, and they all told their friends.

Piff told everyone about how fun the museum was and how much he learned about Mel’s history in the Deviantart universe and how she had come along since what was known as the ‘Drmusic2’ era. ‘No matter what the content, no matter what the adventure, she is always there for us.’ ‘And we are all glad.’

They all sat down and relaxed before having dinner and celebrating, and Oats smiled as he thanked Mel for the adventure. ‘And to celebrate, we should all have drinks.’ ‘Oh alright Piff you can do it.’ ‘Great! Champagne, champagne for everyone!’ Piff exclaimed.

Piff had some champagne and poured some for his friends as they all bonded over what they thought was a brilliant adventure - they emailed Jill afterwards and they all had a lovely time. They had a celebratory karaoke session with all of the family members joining in with the singing.

After their karaoke session was finished and they all went to the bedroom to get ready for bed, Oats put on a pink night-gown and Corey put on his bat pajamas as Piff put on his sleeping kimono.

They all brushed their teeth before jumping into bed and picking out friends to snuggle up with, they all thanked Mel for the adventure as Piff turned off the light and everyone said good night, once they drifted off to sleep they all had sweet dreams. In Piff’s dream he dreamed he was in the museum with Tangie the orange and green fish and he was eating sea-weed cakes with her and cuddling her and kissing her.

And so their adventure had come to an end but more are coming up, so stay tuned.

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randomaccessbrainspace · 8 years ago

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Ryū ga Gotoku

If there’s one thing RPG’s and side scrolling beat’em-ups have taught me, it’s that if your health is low, you should feel free to eat turkey legs you find laying on the ground. Or is it that hordes of random thugs will accost you and after you defeat them you face their boss? No, no, wait... It’s that you become a better, more well-rounded individual the more thugs or monsters you beat up!

Sadly, that approach doesn’t actually solve many problems.

So where are we going with this? Not one-hundred percent sure, except to maybe make a reader believe they’re looking at the opening monologue of a Fight Club fanfic (Is that a thing? Now I’m curious...).

(insert record scratch sound)

Just erased a couple paragraphs that really didn’t need to be there. I have never been able to decide if blogs are really best at being publicly digested, or as a non-committal sounding board, or as an emotional punching bag. I think I tend to waiver between all three of those, since it always feels like my brain is ready to burst with random thoughts, feelings, and bright ideas, but trying to contain them becomes taxing. If you saw the TV show Legion (which was AWESOME, in case you didn’t; and IF you didn’t, WHY NOT?!), and I’m certainly not trying to compare myself to someone who suffers from actual real-world dementia, but if you look at the great pains it took David (our protagonist) to keep his head silent and focused, that’s kind of what it feels like. I’m sure most people could make the statement that they feel the pressures of reality setting in, but I don’t know that Private Snuffy from back on the block spends a not-inconsiderable amount of time contemplating the variables of existence.

That sounds much more grandiose that I should be giving myself credit for, much like John Constantine in the very first episode of his TV series (”That does say ‘master,’ doesn’t it? I should change that to ‘petty dabbler.’ I do hate to put on airs.”)

What? You’ve never done that? You’ve never thought about how life could be different? I don’t just mean “oh, if only I’d gotten that home run in eighth grade” (yes, that’s a reference to Mr. Destiny starring Jim Belushi. I have no idea why that movie is permanently in my cache memory, but it is). I mean looking at every major life event and how each one leads to what is now. Then there’s not just looking at the past, looking at the myriad configurations your life could have previously taken, but then there’s the future. Oh, the pitfalls and possibilities...

Suffice to say, getting lost in these thoughts is like binge-reading fanfic of your favorite TV show. It’s terribly fun, but afterwards you’re left with the reality that you were trying to get away from (I’m looking at YOU, Buffy season four!).

Damn, this turned dark like the original ending of Clerks... Okay, no, not quite that bad.

Where are these thoughts supposed to go? Is this why people take up meditation? Or medication, as the case may be? Does putting thoughts on paper really help purge them, or does it just serve as a physical catalog of internal recrimination?

I’d love to hear how others deal with this, but how on earth does one begin to describe a multiverse trapped in their own head?

...

Jeeze, proof-reading this makes it sound like an excerpt from Documentary Now, season two, "Parker Gail's Location Is Everything.”

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monstermaster13 · 1 year ago

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Muppethell: calls Nathan out just because Nathan writes Dan Aykroyd fanfiction, and acts like he/they can speak for Dan Aykroyd

Werebelushi: Muppet, sweetie I'd hate to tell you this but if you don't like his stories, then maybe just maybe they're not for the likes of you. Really? You think they read like porn, oh you poor deluded creature. sarcastically Yes, it is Nathan's fault Dan Aykroyd is so sexy and thicc. Also you have a thing for the Childcatcher from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, okay, why? You do know that dude is supposed to be scary, right? Oh, you developed a fetish for him when you first saw the movie as a teen, huh? Well that exclaims that then. You always were fucked up. Also how cute, you think you can speak for Dan Aykroyd. Dan doesn't know who you are and even if he did, i'd be afraid of you if I was ihm, because if your Martin Short hyperfixation is enough to go by…yikes. I know you're the one who keeps trying to make MartinShortXSteveMartin a thing, they're married and straight for pete's sake, just because they work together doesn't make them gay. And also YOU called Nathan out and called him out on the Simp Central discord server when all Nathan did was be himself. sarcastically Oh noes, Nathan wrote fanfic about someone turning into the very same celebrity you like, horror of horrors. Oh Nathan should be so lucky that it reads like porn, as far as those fics go it doesn't go over PG-13 or R in terms of mature content so you know, Mel rarely does sex scenes or even nude scenes due to how self conscious she is. You would have a heart attack if you discovered Furaffinity, CYOC and Transformania Time exist. Oh yeah especially the latter, let's just say one that starts off as an elderly person turning younger and turning into a muscular demon only to turn into a sexy female demon goes full on Cronenberg meets HP Lovecraft where he/she turns into a writhing mess of body parts. Oh yes, and the horse dildo story in CYOC. Nathan doesn't deny his weirdness in the slightest, in fact he acknowledges it and is revered for it, heck up until you started bitching about him, the people on Simp Central loved him. Oh, your muturals should hear this, huh? What mutuals? Like what person would agree with your bullshit views? No one that's who. Trying to get the other server members to ditch Nathan didn't help your cause. Also fyi calling John Belushi, Dan Aykroyd's 'dead best friend', seriously? Way to undersell John and Dan's friendship, man-bitch. Also if your boyfriend likes you, your brother either has poor taste or he very much was drunk when he first started following you because I can't imagine anyone being attracted to you at all, also lastly…uhh, hello, you left your fucking documentation about your headcanons on a public link that anyone could click on and edit, it's YOUR fault. Nathan just happened to click on it, but hey…I guess now everyone knows how you wanted to adapt new headcanon for the curator character from Alice Cooper's Welcome To My Nightmare. Speaking of which, I am going to make sure that you won't be sleeping for the rest of your life, call me Freddy, because i'm your nightmare on elm street. Fyi, it's just fiction, dude. I am not impersonating Belushi nor do I claim I am him, I am not using his likeness and name for illegal use, it is not like I am making NFTs with Blues Brothers sunglassess or anything. Anyone can dress as Jake or Elwood, it's not a complicated look to pull off, anyone can wear a suit and tie. Besides, multiple Dan Aykroyds going around sounds like fun. I like the idea of being Dan or his characters, except if it's Vic Frohmeyer…I hate that guy. If I was the admin of that server I would have kicked you off instead.

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monstermaster13 · 2 years ago

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Corey and Oats in…

Fundemonium in the Potion Lab

NOTE: This features celebrity transformations so if you don’t like it, sorry you are not getting the trigger warning schtick from me, anyway this fic portrays real person transformations in a positive light as opposed to a negative one so don’t expect any of the complaints about them to pop up here.

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Corey and Oats were always up for weird and interesting adventures and one afternoon at their house in Nile Road, Mel decided to call up her best friend Eucalyptus and gave them an idea for an adventure, she told Corey and Oats there was a special item in the bed-box that could help them for this. ‘Would you boys be interested in doing this one with me and Eukie?’ ‘We sure would.’ ‘Come on, I know where the special item is.’ ‘Alright, let’s go.’

The duo followed Mel and Eucalyptus into the bedroom where they went over to the bed box and pulled out a magical vial of some sort which generated a light which lead them to a special science lab area, they had visited the lab before and were excited when they saw all the monster transformation potions, but more importantly when they saw the Were-Celebrity ones.

“Which famous person do you think you’ll choose to turn into Corey?”

“Hmmm..so many good ones.”

‘Maybe you’ll pick Russell.’ Mel chuckled. ‘Not that I would want to be Russell Brand, he is my friend and all.’ ‘What about John Belushi?’ ``We already have a Werebelushi already.’ ‘What about Marisa Tomei for you, Oatsie?’ Oats thought for a minute..’Hmm,maybe.’

Eucalyptus got excited as she looked at the selection she had seen…’Oooh Christopher Walken, ooh Willem Dafoe, ooh, Robert Z’Dar. Some of my favorite bad guy actors.’ ‘You seem to like the bad guys don’t you, Eukie?’ ‘Well yes I do.’ ‘You would like Billy Zane obviously.’

‘Well duh, yes…you know how I am with bad boys.’ E ucalyptus chuckled as she thought about how her bestie flirted with Jack Nicholson sometimes. ‘Same, although technically I blame Jack for doing so. I am sorry but if George Miller didn’t want us falling for the devil he wouldn’t have cast Jack in that role.’

“True.”

“And don’t think I’ve forgotten about you and Simon Cowell, Eukie.”

‘He won Favorite Villain at the 2013 Kids Choice Awards. People call him a villain, I call him a hero.’ ‘So you don’t mind people thinking of him as evil?’ ‘Oh course not. Besides, have you seen him lately? He’s so soft and friendly and lovable, he loves the most ridiculous acts. He loves animals.’ ‘You ship yourself with Simon a lot don’t you?’ ‘Yes, well him and Paula both when they were together on American Idol. I even did my own fanfics about them.’

Eucalyptus giggled as Mel picked up a vial with Jeffrey Combs written on it…’Hey, Eukie, do you think I should try that?’ ‘Oh yes.’ Corey picked a potion labeled Tim Burton and he drank some of it, as he did, he turned into a copy of the famous director Tim Burton while still retaining some of his microbial traits.

“Woah, that is awesome, Corey.”

“I know, I see why our friend Serena loves this so much.”

Mel picked up the Jeffrey Combs vial and drank it up, as she did she felt a tingling sensation creeping through her body as her arms lengthened as did her hands, which enlarged while her fur transitioned to skin. In the process her chest and torso contorted, breasts retracted into the former, she examined her body for a minute as she looked over at Corey and Oats.

She looked at herself as her hips retracted and her stomach slimmed, her legs contorted while her privates altered, her shoulders and back altered in the process while her neckline altered. Her hair darkened a little bit as her eyebrows thickened, her eyes turning from brown to greenish as they widened. Her nose altered as her features morphed and reshaped themselves, and she took on the appearance of Jeffrey Combs as her voice deepened and contorted to match.

Her feet enlarged, her transformation finished and she looked at herself, she looked and sounded exactly like Jeffrey Combs. Eucalyptus looked over at the potions again…’Ooh ooh, can I pick Simon? I want that one.’ ‘But there’s also a Dan Aykroyd one, don’t you love Dan?’ ‘Okay…can I take both?’ ‘I guess you can only try one.’

“Aww, okay.”

Eucalyptus picked up the Dan Aykroyd vial and drank it, as she did she started to pack on a bit of weight as she gained brown hairs on her chest and torso, which broadened as did her arms which also developed some brown hairs on them. Her fur transitioned into skin as her stomach had some hairs on it too. Her legs altered as her hips retracted in size but her privates contorted into the more manly variant while her breasts shrank into her chest. Her hands enlarged as did her feet, her toes taking on the appearance of being webbed as her shoulders and back broadened. In addition to this she grew to 6’1 as her neckline altered and her hair darkened.

Her brow became a bit more pronounced as her eyebrows thickened, her nose broadened and developed a cleft in the middle as her right eye turned greenish while the other remained brown. Her appearance slowly shifting into that of Dan Aykroyd, and her voice followed suit. She looked at Mel and chuckled. ‘Yaaay, i’m Dan.’

Corey was having lots of fun as Tim Burton while Oatsie tried some of the female ones starting with a potion that turned him into Anna Kendrick, and then drinking one that turned him into Amy Jo Johnson which he loved. ‘Check me out, mommy, i’m the pink Power Ranger!’, that made Mel smile because she used to be a Power Ranger herself.

Oats picked up a Madonna potion, drank it and turned into Madonna and he whinnied when he saw himself. ‘This makes so happy. I always did love Madonna’s outfits.’ He tried out a Lady GaGa potion and became Lady GaGa, before trying a Demi Lovato potion and turning into her.

“Oooh, yes…these are awesome.”

“I wish we could take these home.”

“Oh but we can.”

Mel and Eucalyptus (as Jeffrey Combs and Dan Aykroyd) took some of the female celebrity potions Oats had tried out and put them in Oats’s pink handbag, he looked over at her and hugged her. Corey (as Tim Burton) picked up a spare Tim Burton potion and put it in his bag.

“You know what this gives me?”

“An idea?”

“You know me so well.”

Eucalyptus got the idea to create more Dan Aykroyd transformations after noticing the Aykroyd potions had ones for characters he had played as she placed some of them in the bag. An hour later the group met up again, this time to gather all their things before leaving the lab and heading back home.

Upon heading back home they arrived at Nile Road and went to the bedroom, they had afternoon tea and an hour later they had dinner, after dinner they relaxed and had fun. They spent a couple of hours as the celebrities they turned into but they did turn back to normal a few hours later. They did however put the celebrity tf potions they brought on a special shelf that was easy for them to access but in a secure enough location, Eucalyptus managed to create her own Were-Aykroyd serum after a couple of tries.

When it was time for bed, they all put on their night-clothes, brushed their teeth, snuggled up and had sweet dreams. Oats and Corey had dreams of their potion lab adventure.

But that is not the only adventure for this week, stay tuned for some brand new specials for the holiday season and a few more.

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