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conan o’brien horse

CONAN O’BRIEN HORSE!!!!!

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imagine being in a polycule with all of "please dont destroy" and its kind of awkward

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ok now imagine John Mulaney and Seth Meyers. Kissing

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Imagine Ego Nwodim. You are in gay love with her. You're welcome, happy pride month!

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Imagine Norm Macdonald being thrown out of a window and into a dumpster and nobody cares nobody cares at all.

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imagine nicholas braun as andy kaufman and andy kaufman prime kissing

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Imagine being in the audience for a really good show where there’s a surprise sketch that has your favorite cast member in it :) yayyy

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imagine seth meyers teaching andy samberg how to jerk off and they're both the ages that they are now it's just that andy got hit by a plane and got really bad amnesia from it + lost a third of his dick so now it's only 10.5 inches long and he has to get used to his body again but the thing is that andy keeps forgetting after seth teaches him to jerk off which means that seth has to teach andy how to jerk off every day all over again. one day andy comes to him looking eerily calm, not crying, dick soft, and seth asks him how he's doing and andy tells him "i got really hard before and i was really horny but i found out how to deal with it." and seth, tearfully, stands up from where he's sitting at his now-obsolete desktop computer (he's playing chess against the computer and losing) and gives andy a long hug. seth begins to cry into his shoulder and andy asks him what's wrong. seth pulls himself away from the hug and looks down to his crotch. andy looks down too. seth's dick is hard. they look back up and stare into each other's eyes, both in tears now. andy cups seth's face with his hand and says "i think i know what to do about this..." seth places his hand over andy's and says, his voice cracking, "i always knew you would, someday." on the tree outside the window, bill hader puts his binoculars down and wipes the tears from his eyes. now andy is hard too. "you want me to tell you how i do it?" andy asks him. seth leans over and kisses andy passionately yet tenderly on the mouth, and andy kisses back. andy takes seth's hand and they walk to the bedroom and it's as if they were walking into the sunset together even though it's 12:46am. bill hader falls off the tree and breaks his shin. the rest is history...

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imagine colin jost fell down a well and no one looked for him with any real sense of urgency

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imagine if chevy chase got beaten with a meat cleaver over And over And over And over And over And over And over And over And over And over And over And over And over And over And over And over And over And over And over And over And over And over And over And over And over And over And over And over And over And over And over An

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imagine John Mulaney

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imagine seth meyers making a side comment/joke about having a kink for people shrinking on late night and andy samberg starts mysteriously getting shorter

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imagine youre fred armisens child and he tells you hes transitioning to be a woman but the song she uses to come out with is now im your mom by david byrne

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imagine if clifford happened to you in real life with real martin short thatd ve really bereally really really scary

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imagine being in a romantic relationship with molly shannon

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imagine coming out to tina fey and she immediately asks if she can write a thinly veiled very homophobic sketch about you and you agree but then at the table read you can see shes starting to look really uncomfortable and she keeps looking over at amy poehler nervously and then at the end before anyone can say anything she stands up and really loudly goes "im sorry everyone. i cant do this anymore. im a lesbian. im sorry for writing all those homophobic jokes in 30 rock i think that was just my internalized homophobia coming out" and she runs out of the room and amy runs -after her and you follow them into the hallway and see them making out

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Imagine having disappointing shower sex with Beck Bennet

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