#John Peters you know the farmer

[wwpbviiid]

Do we know anything about the personality of John Peters, you know, the farmer? I don’t remember anything really significant about him being mentioned, nothing that really says anything about his character at least

[sseanettles]

I’m sorry “like a rAHcoOn with distemper” is entering my daily vocabulary now

[wt-nv-quotes]

You know how kids are, once they get into snake gods, they just don’t let it go. They’ll eventually get bored and go do something else. Some new Zelda game’ll come out and they’ll be back on their Intendos.

[pastacatprod]

I read this as a Welcome To Night Vale thing and it still made sense.

farmer: i'm a perfectly normal person farmer: i just need to make these evil eggs into mayo so that i can give it to the shadow man who lives in the sewers and convince him to move in with me

[ravenqueensspecialboi]

Watching people come back to Night Vale during this competition is a lot like being an old farmer sitting on his porch watching people slowly roll back into town after all these years.

[john-bracket]

[classicconundrum]

WTNV citizen designs?!

[99problemsandallofthemarefandoms]

Get this person listening to Nightvale folks! ALL HAIL THE GLOW CLOUD!

ok...so after some guy who's apparently from the series won the tumblr sexyrematch, I feel like I'm legally obligated to do this, but I'm also mildly concerned...but here goes

if this post gets 100k notes I'll watch nightvale

[colonelmajorkepler]

EVERYONE SHUT UP THE NEW EPISODE IS ABOUT JOHN PETERS YOU KNOW THE FARMER!!!!!

[jo-shmo]

Here is my submission for "Welcome to Night Vale" citizens, should it have been recorded in the 1970s:

Bea Arthur as "Old Woman Josie/The Faceless Old Woman Who Secretly Lives in your Home"

Betty White as "Mayor Pamela Winchell"

Jamie Lee Curtis as "Intern Dana/Maureen"

Christopher Lloyd as "John Peters (You Know, the Farmer?)"

Dan Akroyd as "Carlos, the Scientist/Steve Carlsburg"

Mark Hamill as "Kevin"

Harrison Ford as "Cecil Palmer"

[sexiestpodcastcharacter]

Sexiest Podcast Character — Night Vale Bracket — Round Α

Propaganda

Deb:

Sentient patch of haze

Sentient paych of haze

John Peters (you know, the farmer?):

John Peters (you know, the farmer?) was submitted without propaganda.

[majorshatterandhare]

GPTim would really like the Thrilling Adventure Hour/Welcome to Night Vale crossover, well, up until Croach fixes things. But the NV citizens hate the moon *so* much that they make it disappear, but not in their time in the future. So there’s moon destroying and time travel.

On a related note: Aurora would *hate* the TAH/WtNV crossover since the NV citiz-

[astoryaboutyou]

John Peters, you know, the imposter?

[wt-nv-quotes]

I was prouder than a baby goose in springtime, but scareder than a snail in a salt parade.

[rubber-ducksss]

John Peters - You know the farmer?

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( The transparency made it pixely, it’s better under the cut.)