#John Nott

[ministerforpeas]

One of my favorite Spitting Image songs (from Series 7 Episode 1)

[randommultifandomrants]

Being a girl is: wanting to go to bed early but deciding to just get on tumblr/wattpad/Ao3 for a little bit and then end up finding a fic series that you really like and read until well past your usual bedtime then keeping on because it’s already past your bedtime. Then being mad when you wake up in the morning because you overslept your timer.

[cynthiabertelsen]

John Evelyn: Cook, Or, the 17th C. Man Who Would Be a Locavore

Portrait painted by Robert Walker Omnia explorate; meliora retinete (Explore everything; keep the best.) ~~ Evelyn family motto Somehow, and how I wish it were so, it would be nice to time-travel, to sit at table with the people I’m meeting through their words, written by long-dead hands with quill pens and India ink. One of my new “acquaintances,” if such a word be the correct way of putting…

[cruel-seduction]

It’s like a full-blown addiction, but instead of drugs or booze, it’s this fictional guy who’s got her wrapped around his finger. She knows it’s fucked up—knows she’s out here daydreaming about someone who’s not even real—but who cares? This guy? He’s everything. He’s charming in the worst ways, flawed in every possible sense, but there’s just something about him that has her hooked. He doesn’t even know she exists, but she’s ready to fight anyone who says a word against him. Seriously, she’ll defend his honor like it’s a fucking life-or-death mission.

He’s a goddamn trainwreck, but he’s her trainwreck. She’ll put up with all his baggage, his emotional scars, his dark sides, because somehow, that brokenness makes him feel more real to her than any real guy could. He’s messed up, but she’ll fix him in her head every single time. Maybe it’s that thrill of knowing he’s dangerous and untouchable that makes him even more irresistible. He might break her heart in a hundred ways, but it’s the kind of heartbreak that makes her feel alive, even if it hurts like hell.

And it’s never gonna happen, right? She knows that. He’s not gonna waltz into her life and sweep her off her feet. But it doesn’t matter. Because she gets to have him on her terms—no messy reality, no awkward first dates, no risking her heart for real. He’s always there when she needs him, in that perfect little bubble of fantasy she’s built for herself. And maybe she’s a little crazy for it, but at least with him, she’s never disappointed. Every time she replays his scenes, reads the fanfics, imagines their future together—it's like a high she can never quite shake. She knows it's all just a mindfuck, but she’s never felt more alive.

[raekensluver]

ᴋɪɴᴋᴛᴏʙᴇʀ 𝟸𝟶𝟸𝟺 ˎˊ˗

hiii! since it's getting close to october- that means kinktober season! this is my first ever kinktober event, so don't be too mean to me...stay alert for updates! if you want to be apart of my taglist for this event- reply down below!

ᴏᴠᴇʀᴠɪᴇᴡ ˎˊ˗

- minors dni! for others- please read the warnings and tags before reading- don't like, don't read!

- all fics will be dom!male!character x sub!fem!reader.

- all characters i write for are 18+ and consenting adults!!!

- all posts relating to this years kinktober event will be tagged as 'mara's kinktober '24'

ᴍᴀsᴛᴇʀʟɪsᴛ ˎˊ˗

ᴡᴇᴇᴋ ᴏɴᴇ ˎˊ˗

- ᴏᴄᴛᴏʙᴇʀ 𝟶𝟶𝟷.

praise kink | spencer reid x fem!reader | contains: nsfw 18+, no use of y/n, unprotected sex, vaginal sex, creampie, praise kink, porn without plot.

- ᴏᴄᴛᴏʙᴇʀ 𝟶𝟶𝟹.

exhibitionism | theodore nott x fem!reader | contains: nsfw 18+, no use of y/n, unprotected sex, semi-public sex, vaginal sex, exhibitionism, degradation, name calling (whore/slut), porn without plot.

- ᴏᴄᴛᴏʙᴇʀ 𝟶𝟶𝟻.

period sex | rafe cameron x fem!reader | contains: nsfw 18+, no use of y/n, oral sex (fem receiving), fingering, unprotected sex, mentions of period blood, porn without plot.

ᴡᴇᴇᴋ ᴛᴡᴏ ˎˊ˗

- ᴏᴄᴛᴏʙᴇʀ 𝟶𝟶𝟽.

thigh riding | aaron hotchner x fem!reader | contains: nsfw 18+, no use of y/n, thigh riding, praising, porn without plot.

- ᴏᴄᴛᴏʙᴇʀ 𝟶𝟶𝟿.

piss kink | jj maybank x inexperienced!fem!reader | contains: nsfw 18+, no use of y/n, piss kink, holding/pee desperation, wetting, vaginal sex, teasing/light degradation.

- ᴏᴄᴛᴏʙᴇʀ 𝟶𝟷𝟷.

face sitting | james potter x fem!reader | contains: nsfw 18+, no use of y/n, face sitting, oral (f recieving), porn without plot.

ᴡᴇᴇᴋ ᴛʜʀᴇᴇ ˎˊ˗

- ᴏᴄᴛᴏʙᴇʀ 𝟶𝟷𝟹.

squirting | patrick zwieg x fem!reader | contains: nsfw 18+, no use of y/n, female ejaculation (squirting), name calling (slut), fingering.

- ᴏᴄᴛᴏʙᴇʀ 𝟶𝟷𝟻.

mirror sex | spencer reid x fem!reader | contains: nsfw 18+, no use of y/n, mirror sex, vaginal sex, p in v from behind, choking.

- ᴏᴄᴛᴏʙᴇʀ 𝟶𝟷𝟽.

blindfold/sensory deprivation | theodore nott x fem!reader | contains: nsfw 18+, no use of y/n, unprotected sex, sensory depravation, blindfold use, spit play.

- ᴏᴄᴛᴏʙᴇʀ 𝟶𝟷𝟿.

dacryphilia | patrick zwieg x fem!reader | contains: nsfw 18+, no use of y/n, unprotected sex, vaginal sex, porn without plot.

ᴡᴇᴇᴋ ғᴏᴜʀ ˎˊ˗

- ᴏᴄᴛᴏʙᴇʀ 𝟶𝟸𝟷.

hand kink | george weasley x fem!reader | contains: nsfw 18+, no use of y/n, hand kink, mild exhibitionism, fingering, teasing, dirty talk.

- ᴏᴄᴛᴏʙᴇʀ 𝟶𝟸𝟹.

phone sex | art donaldson x fem!reader | contains: nsfw 18+, no use of y/n, phone sex, mutual masturbation, pet names (baby, pretty, good girl), porn without plot.

- ᴏᴄᴛᴏʙᴇʀ 𝟶𝟸𝟻.

body worship | spencer reid x fem!reader | contains: nsfw 18+, no use of y/n, body worship, oral (f recieving), porn without plot.

ᴡᴇᴇᴋ ғɪᴠᴇ ˎˊ˗

- ᴏᴄᴛᴏʙᴇʀ 𝟶𝟸𝟽.

desperation | fred weasley x fem!reader | contains: nsfw 18+, no use of y/n, handjob, blowjob, praise kink, porn without plot.

- ᴏᴄᴛᴏʙᴇʀ 𝟶𝟸𝟿.

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- ᴏᴄᴛᴏʙᴇʀ 𝟶𝟹𝟷.

innocence/corruption kink | tashi duncan x art donaldson x fem!reader | contains: nsfw 18+, no use of y/n, unprotected sex, fmf threesome, corruption/innocence kink, vaginal sex, creampie, unprotected sex, praise kink, porn without plot.

layout inspo/creds to: gogogodzilla and sytoran

[bruhaalla]

Okay but where’s my 6’5 brown eyes black hair thick thighs man ?

[cinnamoodles]

you did not kudos? you left the fic without a reblog? oh! oh! jail for reader! jail for reader for One Thousand Years!

[s9fti3]

You were his, and his only. You were his while you cried and you were his when he had you bent over a desk, watching you go into pure ecstasy. He knew you were his the moment he laid his eyes on you in the crowd of hundreds. You were meant to be.

| JJ Maybank, John B, Rafe Cameron, Lip Gallagher, Paul Lahote, Emmett Cullen, Jacob Black, Theodore Nott, Mattheo Riddle, NATE JACOBS!

[apnii-pasandidar-aurat]

My Mess

He's got me fucked, in the best ways A charming mess, flawed to perfection Doesn't exist, but I'm ready to fight Anyone who dares to say a word against him, day or night

I know it's fucked up, I'm out here dreaming Of someone who's not real, but who cares? He's mine on my terms, no messy reality No awkward dates, no risking my heart's sanity

He's always there when I need him, a constant high I'm never disappointed, just flying, never saying goodbye Maybe I'm a little crazy, but I've never felt more alive He's my mindfuck, my guilty pleasure, my forever thrill ride

(For every girl who is in love with fictional men)

[wastingmylifesecondatatime]

UPDATE: 07.06.2024

NOTE: You can find other masterlists in my mother masterlist

I have updated the following masterlists:

Marauders Era Masterlist - One Shots/Drabbles

Maurauders Era Masterlist - Series

Golden Trio Era (Slytherin) - One Shots/Drabbles

Golden Trio Era - Gryffindor - One Shots/Drabbles

Bucky Barnes Masterlist - Series

Eternals Materlist - One Shots/Drabbles

Avatar Masterlist - One Shots/Drabbles

Peaky Blinders Masterlist - One Shots/Drabbles

Criminal Minds Masterlist - One Shots/Drabbles

Genshin Impact Masterlist - One Shots/Drabbles

Jeon Jungkook Masterlist - Series

Avatar: The Last Airbender Masterlist - Zuko - One Shots/Drabbles

[v4mpgutz]

๋࣭ ⭑⚝ — 100 FOLLOWER EVENT!

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: YOU'VE BEEN OFFERED A SCHOLARSHIP!

by getting me to 100 followers, you're being offered a scholarship to my fashion school! request slots close on the 15th of february. all you need to do is select your favorite garment! (please read the whole document before submitting your application!)

all orders should be sent to my asks!

-> masterlist. will/won't write.

₊˚꒰🎀꒱‧ BABYDOLL DRESSES : send me a character, song & prompt and i'll write a oneshot!

₊˚꒰🪽꒱‧ SILK SLIPS : send me a character & colour and i'll write some headcanons! (single, platonic, romantic)

₊˚꒰🩰꒱‧ LACY BRALETTES : send me an nsfw prompt & character and i'll write a drabble!

₊˚꒰💒꒱‧ CLUTCH PURSES : send me a character & trope and i'll make a moodboard!

please refer to my will/won't write and the character list below for this event to run as smoothly as possible! i have every right to refuse to do a request if it goes against my guidelines and/or makes me uncomfortable.

₊˚⊹♡ CHARACTERS FOR THIS EVENT:

konig, simon "ghost" riley, johnny "soap" mactavish, kyle "gaz" garrick, john price, alejandro vargas, ethan landry, billy loomis, rafe cameron, jj maybank, tom riddle, mattheo riddle, theodore nott, lorenzo berkshire, rodrick heffley, dallas winston + possibly more - send me a message or ask if you would like to know if i'll write for a specific character that is not listed!

╰┈➤ love, river! ★

[randommultifandomrants]

Being a girl is pt.2: deciding you’ve read enough fics for the moment and swiping out of the app just to re-open tumblr or open wattpad/ao3

[alfazoings]

eepers!!!!!!!!

[cruel-seduction]

The bond between a girl and her favorite fictional man? That shit’s toxic, but in the best way. It’s this messed-up, all-consuming obsession where she’ll go to war for a man who doesn’t even exist—like, literally fight someone for talking shit about him. She knows he’s a red flag with legs, but she’s ready to unpack his trauma and let him ruin her life, because he gets her in ways real guys never could. He’s everything she wants and everything she should probably stay the hell away from, but fuck it. It’s not about logic; it’s about the fantasy of someone who’s so broken, they’d burn the whole world down just to love her.

It’s painful, because she knows he’ll never be real, but that doesn’t stop her from falling harder every damn time she opens the book, watches the show, or reads another fanfic. And yeah, it hurts like hell, but it’s a beautiful kind of hurt. The kind that makes her want to scream and cry and laugh all at once.

Because no real guy could ever compare to that kind of perfectly fucked-up perfection. (And cause he will fuck you till you can't think straight)

[lullxby]

⋆ ˚｡⋆୨୧˚ GUIDELINES

please read before sending a request!!

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i do not write:

smut

incest

aged-up characters (depends for what reason, but overall it’s typically for something weird.)

poly relationships (no hate, just not my thing!)

mainly just those, if i don’t feel comfortable with writing it, i won’t write it!

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i do write:

fluff

angst

different !readers

mainly anything as long as it isn't on the do not list!

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fandoms i write for:

higher ground (scott barringer, auggie ciceros, open to others!)

life as a house (sam monroe)

outerbanks (jj maybank, john b routledge, kiara carrera, sarah cameron, pope heyward)

anne with an e (gilbert blythe, moody spurgeon, MAYBE billy andrews, anne!, diana barry, jerry baynard)

baby (niccolo govender rossi, damiano younes)

riordanverse (percy jackson, jason grace, frank zhang, leo valdez, hazel levesque, piper mcclean, reyna ramirez, connor stoll, travis stoll, luke castellan, MAYBE chris rodriguez, annabeth chase)

harry potter (mattheo riddle, theodore nott, maybe more, NOT draco malfoy {i just. i just can’t.})

if it’s not listed, send in a request anyway! there may be some i forgot to list!

REQUESTS: CLOSED!

please comment under here if you’d like to be added to a taglist for ANY fandoms mentioned!

divers made by h-aewo!

[7s3ven]

Get your Christmas requests in early :). Once my exams finish, I'll try and do as many Christmas specials as I can.

Send in your requests through my inbox, the more detail, the better! I can do any genre tbh.

Characters available...

- PJO: Luke Castellan (my bae, tumblr knows me as the luke fanfic writer 💀)

- COD: Simon Riley, John McTavish, John Price, Kyle Garrick (+ maybe König or Horangi if I’m up for it. I can do Poly! 141 too)

- HP: Slytherin boys (duh), Oliver Wood, Harry Potter

- AVATAR (blue aliens): Recom/human Miles Quaritch (can’t leave my bae out 😻), the other Recoms, Neteyam, Lo’ak, Aonung