#John Helsa

[allthingsgeorgian]

John Baptiste Gilbert hairdresser to Georgiana, Duchess of Devonshire

Georgiana, Duchess of Devonshire was known for her taste in fashion, not to mention her sporting of the latest hairstyles and it’s the man who created these styles what we’re going to take a brief look at in this article. Georgiana, Duchess of Devonshire after 1778. Courtesy of Royal Collections Trust In the novel Slyph, of 1779, which has been attributed to the duchess, she referred to her own…

[umbravirtus]

Prince Hans - Frozen.

Prince Hans from Disney's Frozen, Frozen II with influences from A Frozen Heart and Frozen The Musical and other related literature. 

(More info under the cut, every tag is a link)

Hans Edvard Westergaard

Titles: His Royal Highness, House of Westergaards, 13th prince of the Southern Isles.

D.O.B: September 21, 1816. (Autumn Equinox) FCs: Frozen Movies, Tyler Jacob Moore,  John Riddle

Bisexual, 5'11", and Fit, his back and arms are the most toned of his body as his job and training have required him to be. He fits on the swimmer's body type.

He has a swallow tattoo on the right side of his chest near his shoulder and adds 'x' marks to eat every 5k nautical miles instead of getting a new swallow.

He has a ring-a-ling in his ding-a-ling. It's a security measure, people claimed to be carrying the bastards or royals for a payoff and this way, Hans and the king could get corroboration if the woman had even been with him, if she's able to even know the ring is there, it's shape, exact location, etc.

His arms and back are covered with scars. He made it all the way to vice admiral but failed to become an admiral on a technicality.

Because of this and other factors, he rebels against his father sometimes engaging in Piracy or keeping in contact with pirates, thieves, and other unsavory people.

Sitron is his best friend. He's a victim of abuse the degree of which is verse dependent.

Likes: Dark Coffee, Dark chocolate, Seafood, Playing piano, guitar, and singing. Brooding by the ocean.

Below, each one of the tags is a link where you will find valuable information about my muse and for interaction purposes like memes.

Relevant Tags: ℋ » Elsa was preferable. (Queen Elsa) ℋ » Show yourself. (Fifth Spirit Elsa ) ℋ » Don’t be the monster they fear you are. (Helsa) ℋ » And for every moment after. (Princess Anna) ℋ » Our lands and people now connected by love. (Queen Anna) ℋ » We finish each other’s…(Hansanna) ℋ » Is this the man she is to marry? (Kristoff) ℋ » You were so desperate for love. (Prince Hans) ℋ » Oh boy. (isms) ℋ » Love is an open door. (C: Hans) ℋ » I’ve been searching my whole life to find my own place. (Canon) ℋ » I showed them now I will show you. (Headcanon) ℋ » I’m so sorry are you hurt? (Meta) ℋ » Plotting an escape are you? (Musings) ℋ » You would be wise not to insult me. (Meme) ℋ » I love crazy. (Aesthetic) ℋ » Glad I caught you. (Sinday) ℋ » Oh I already have. (Ask Answered)

♞ » Say goodbye to the pain of the past. (The Southern Isles).

[magentacravat]

From John Riddle’s Instagram xD OMG! I love him so much. I love them!❤ Art by the talented @jg-omniaart

[frozen-illusion]

I may not be the biggest helsa shipper but if in frozen 2 there is a duet between Elsa and Hans in which they start fighting but they end up together I will literally star drawing Helsa fan art

[smilesthroughfandoms]

Random List of things I want from episodes of Hazbin Hotel (and Helluva Boss) when it gets greenlit cause we all know it will

Mimzy, Baxter, and Crymini joining the hotel. Think that's a pretty obvious one.

Mimzy and Alastor backstory, I know that info on Mimz being in love with Al is probably outdated but I think it would be fun if they still at least knew each other in life. (Were the friends? How close were they? Did Al fucking kill Mimzy, if so was it an accident or on purpose?) The sky’s the limit here!

On that note: Backstories on how each mortal soul involved in the Hotel ended up in Hell. Especially people who (for now) it’s kinda tricker to imagine why/how they ended up in Hell in the first place. I’m namely thinking of Vaggie and Niffty. Vaggie is a little more believable cause of her apparent reliance on weapons the first sign of trouble. But Niffty is a sweet little sugar bean who I imagine is legally forbidden from saying bad words. 

I’d like to see why Niffty ended up in a Hell cause I'm a sucker for the “Cinnamon Roll is actually Deadly Murder Baby” trope, don't judge me.

Royal Family Backstory! How did Lucifer and Lillith meet? How did they acquire their stations? When was Charlie born and how did this affect hell’s demographics, particularly in the realization that “Shit, some of us can create kids here”

Also, what other biblical figures are canon in Hazbin Hell? We already saw Stolas (though I’m still unsure if he’s the Stolas in bible or this is just, like, an avatar or version of him or something). Is Beezlebub in Hell? 

What about historical figures? Jeffery Dahmer and probably Lizzie Borden (that ax chick from Charlie’s song). Is Hitler in Hell? What about Vlad the Impaler or John Wayne Gacy?

I want Lucifer to be voiced by Weird Al. No, I will not explain or apologize for this wish.

More musical numbers!

Valentino backstory and his relationship to Angel Dust (Ik Vivz said this would be explained more in those comics but c’mon, it’d be a cool episode too).

Rosie, Vox, and other overlord backstories. I also wanna know who that cute overlord girl was with Vox and Val in the opening. She’s so cute and looks fun.

Vaggie and Alastor team up for some reason. I know they don’t really like or trust one another but I think they could play well off each other. Also character building.

Angel Dust and Charlie team up as well. Maybe a subplot to the above. More character development!

Sir Pentious, Cherri Bomb, and the Egg bois join the Hotel because why not and it’d be fun.

Angel gets a boyfriend. Cherri gets a girlfriend. 

Chaggie moments. I want their relationship to be shown in the same way Moxxie and Millie’s relationship was.

Who are the Von Eldritch family? Why to Helsa and Charlie not get along? Who is the son and why did he and Charlie break-up? What did their parents think of this? How does Vaggie (if at all) factor into this?

An episode where they focus on all the background characters in Hell (kinda like that one episode of Gumball).

Angel telling Val where to stick it being framed as him finally, seriously, giving redemption a shot.

Alastor and Vox fight framed like a big anime showdown no I will not apologize for this either, deal with it.

ALASTOR FROWNING!!!!!!

NIffty having a habit of saying really dark, morbid, depressing, horrifying things in the bubbliest, happiest voice in all of Hell. Everyone is kinda unnerved by it.

Husk is an odd combo of Rick Sanches and Grunkle Stan.

Baxter making inventing or “creating” something that destroys something in the Hotel off-screen. It becomes a running gag.

A running gag of Alastor literally shoving anyone out of the way to talk to Charlie.

Mimzy somehow becoming the mom friend despite being terrible at it.

This kind of conversation: Angel Dust: What’re you doing? Crymini: Teenage Rebellion. Angel: Fuq yeah, stick it to the old people!

An episode where Sir Pentious tries to destroy the Hotel and goes whole ham to do it... but no one in the Hotel ever notices his schemes or accidentally thwarts him without even trying,

Tom bitch slapping Katie. He deserves too.

Are there other religions in this universe? Did God and Lucifer inadvertently kick out all the old-timey deities in their rise to power?

Are any of said deities or mythological characters in Hell? Do they like it there? Do they deserve it? Again, sky’s the limit

A crossover with Helluva Boss

Or at least references back and forth.

Blitzo and Stola’s relationship played with more, but not necessarily Blitzo ending up with Stolas. Although if Stolas has good character development I could change my mind

More Moxxie and Millie relationship. They’re so cute!

Baby Loona and Blitzo adopting Loona. That is all.

That bratty kid becoming a sitcom archnemesis for I.M.P. but no one taking it seriously.

Stolas and Blitzo busting their asses off to keep whatever they have a secret from Stolas’s wife. But she knows, she has known for a long time (Blitz did tell her that first time) and she actively encourages is because hey, she’s sleeping with someone else besides her husband. Stolas and Blitzo’s reaction can vary.

Moxxie, Millie, and Loona memeing on Blitzo whenever Stolas calls. Like, yeah, they don’t like Stolas much either, but still, Blitz kinda had it coming.

Stolas gets a musical number. But not a good one. More on the lines of this. 

On that note, maybe something like a Starkid musical episode? C’mon, it fits.

I want Charlie and Stolas to know each other. Not friends but at least they know each other. Royalty and all...

Blitzo family backstory? Who are those ladies in the poster with him? Was he actually in a circus? How did the O become silent in his name?

Stolas’s daughter, Natasha (or Tasha, whatever) shows up. Maybe she’s the spoiled, bratty, daddy’s little girl trope. OR EVEN BETTER: She’s a mix of E.B. from the Netflix Green Eggs and Ham and Louise from Bob’s Burgers. Let her be smart! Let her start working for I.M.P. and run it better than any of them.

Tasha actually has a strong moral compass and actually kinda likes Charlie’s idea and wants to help, but she’s a kid and her dad says she can’t so... (She probably does anyway or Charlie tells Tasha to come back and help when she’s a bit older and has more freedom from her parents.

Blitzo and Angel Dust meeting, tell me that wouldn’t kick ass. (And Stolas meeting Angel Dust and getting “I’m here to steal yo man” vibes from him). Whether Angel and Blitzo hit it off that way is completely arbitrary.

A crossover of Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss culminating in the entire crew having to defeat some big baddie and it kicks ass.

More found family tropes in general. That’s the good shit.

That’s all I got for now. Feel free to reblog and add on!

[ariddletobesolved]

Days We Spend Under the Sun (Chapter Two)

Written for @helsa-summer-event

Fandom: Frozen

Genre: Romance, Family, Fluff, Whump

Rating: T

Summary: Summer is not her favourite season, but a certain Admiral from the neighbouring kingdom is going to change that.

Perhaps we should call this a collection of Helsa fluff drabbles. External links (including some links to the prologue and chapter one) are in the notes. Enjoy!

Prompt 2: Blue Skies and Dandelion Fuzz

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Chapter Two

One of the best things about the forest is the serenity it offers, this pretty much she knew.

Standing near the river bank, Elsa had been staring at her own reflection for a while. It was still early in the morning when she sneaked out of Hans's warm embrace and out of her own hut in the village. Not that she didn't want to stay and cuddle—despite the fact that the weather was rather hot, but she would like some space for her to think, and the river bank being one of her favourite places in the Enchanted Forest could offer that.

Her mind began to wander to the event that happened the day before. Hans was indeed full of surprises when it came to wooing her, she was aware of that fact. But the trick he pulled, when he broke into a gallop instead of stopping to let her summon the Nokk, was one she didn't see coming. Nonetheless, she still found the journey quite enjoyable. Even during a few stops did she not try to summon the Nokk. The way he held her close to his chest was something she found comfort in. Eventually, they arrived in the forest when the sun went down, and Yelena was the first one to greet them, accompanied by Honeymaren. After having dinner, they stopped by the stable-like area in the village to give Sitron an extra bag of carrots. Tired from the long journey, they finally turned in and Elsa, of course, had to share her hut with Hans. 

Sighing in contentment, Elsa began to stretch her muscles. It had been quite some time since the last time she was back in the forest, she almost forgot how different the place was from Arendelle. It was really quiet in the morning. There was no sound of people trading or arguing, no sound of hooves clicking against the pavement, nothing but the serenity of nature. She smiled, still looking at her own reflection, before a familiar set of eyes stared back at her. The Nokk.

The water spirit rose from the river, standing tall before her in the form of a majestic horse. Elsa looked up with one hand reaching out to gently caress the spirit. Affectionately nuzzling its face close to hers, it was as if the Nokk tried to tell her that it missed her. Elsa let out a chuckle, for she was amused by the spirit.

"I've missed you too, Nokk." She said. "Sorry about yesterday, but Hans had another plan. At least we're here now."

The horse walked around above the river, and Elsa tilted her head in confusion.

"Are you complaining, now?" She raised her eyebrow. But before she could react, she saw a flash of fire. It danced from stone to stone, before stopping beside her feet. Bending down, Elsa smiled. "Hello, little guy!"

The fire died down, and a blue salamander crawled upon her open palm. Elsa conjured a small rain of snowflakes to the creature's amusement, as it poked its tongue out to catch some fallen snowflakes.

"You like it, huh?"

Blinking and tilting its head, Bruni, the fire spirit, stared at her with something like glee. It was obvious that the fire spirit was glad to have her back. The blonde grinned, finding the gesture adorable. Looking up, she saw the Nokk staring at her intensely.

"What?"

The water horse motioned at the path towards the village.

"You want to see Hans?" She inquired. At the mention of the former prince, Bruni smiled wider. "Why, so you can try to drown him again?"

If Nokk could laugh, it would certainly roll onto its belly, Elsa was sure of that. The unspoken tension between the two brought back a memory of their first meeting. It happened shortly after Hans was released from a three hour long questioning, in which the decision sparked a brief tension between her and her sister. Anna, being the wise queen she was, decided that she found nothing harmful with his presence back in Arendelle. Hans was there to deliver an invitation under the Crown Prince of the Southern Isles' order. Elsa, refusing to accept it, mounted on the Nokk and rode across the ocean towards where his ship was in the harbour. They had a quarrel which resulted in him slipped on Elsa's ice and fell into the water. The Nokk, that was offended by Hans' accidental name calling 'water horse' did try to drown him, leaving Elsa standing on her ice.

"He is not the same man, you know." She sighed, making her way towards the majestic horse. Bruni crawled up and rested on her shoulder. "He has grown to be a better person, don't you worry about it."

Elsa smiled at that thought. It wasn't easy to get where she was, but time had given them a chance. Then, faintly, she heard some footsteps walking closer. She turned, only to see Ryder walking with a smaller reindeer.

"Morning, Elsa."

She smiled. "Ryder! I didn't see you last night. How are you holding up?"

The young man returned the smile, half shrugging sheepishly. "Well, I'm fine, I guess? I've been taking care of the reindeers." He nudged the reindeer standing beside him, who nudged back. "This one is John."

"Oh," Elsa tried to bite back a laugh, "that's quite a name for a reindeer."

"I know." Ryder brushed it off as if it was nothing, certainly not aware of Elsa's amused face. "Oh, and one more thing, Hans is looking for you."

"Sure." Elsa turned to the Nokk, who was tilting its head. "I'll be there shortly."

"Great! I'll head off to the meado now." He said. "Also, the breakfast is ready, so you better go back soon."

Nodding, she looked back. "Sure. I'll see you later, Ryder."

"See you later, Elsa." With that, he took off with the reindeer.

Once again, she was left alone with the spirits. "You're coming, Nokk?" Instead of answering, the Nokk turned around and dived into the water. "So, it's just us." Elsa turned to the excited salamander, that was now crawling onto the top of her head. "Fine, it seems like you really are excited to see Hans."

She made her way towards a familiar path that led her back to the village. Taking a deep breath, she let the clean morning breeze fill her system. She looked up to the blue sky and sighed. Nothing topped a nice breezy summer morning. It was rather warm in the forest, since summer had arrived up north, but she liked it. Unlike Anna, Elsa wasn't a huge fan of summer. She couldn't really stand the heat, and would take every opportunity to take shelter under the shade. The reason why she agreed to Hans' suggestion to ditch the carriage—other than to spend more private time together on the journey—was because of her ability to conjure some clouds above them should the weather be too sunny.

The sound of children playing around and people starting the day got louder as Elsa walked closer to the village. From afar, she spotted a familiar auburn haired Admiral sitting on the ground with two bowls of steaming food beside him. He looked far too engrossed in a conversation with a brunette sitting before him, he didn't see her coming.

Elsa saw this as an opportunity to surprise him, but before she could do such a thing, Bruni already beat her to it. The salamander hopped from her head and landed safely on the ground, before it crawled towards the Admiral. Upon the tiny element of surprise, Hans almost jumped on his seat. Bruni settled on his shoulder, causing him to turn and saw Elsa standing nearby.

"Elsa." He looked a little taken aback, before flashing her a smile. "Have you been there for a while?"

"No." Taking a seat next to him, Elsa pecked his lips shortly. "I have just arrived." She then turned to the brunette. "Morning, Maren."

"Good morning, Elsa." Honeymaren smiled. "Did you see Ryder?"

"Yes, I did." Elsa nodded, taking a bowl Hans offered her. "Thank you, Hans." Turning back to her distant cousin, she continued, "So, what were you two talking about? You both seemed engrossed."

Honeymared glanced at Hans, before replying, "Nothing that would interest you, really. Hans was asking about the crops, yeah."

Hans smiled. He didn't say anything, instead, he gave her hand a gentle squeeze. But something told Elsa that it wasn't exactly their main topic of discussion.

"Okay."

"Where were you?" Hans asked. "I woke up this morning and you were nowhere to be seen."

"I was at the river bank, talking to Nokk, before Bruni came." She smiled at the beaming salamander. "They missed you."

Hans playfully rolled his eyes. "Yeah, as if the water horse misses me. I wouldn't be surprised if the little guy here did, or maybe Gale, since it greeted me earlier before deciding to play with those kids." He gestured at the wind spirit swirling around two giggling children.

Elsa grinned in response. "What did I tell you? Nokk doesn't like it."

"What will the Nokk do anyway, try to drown me?" He raised a brow, before shrugging. "Anyway, you should finish your breakfast. Are you going to visit Ahtohallan later today?"

She shook her head no. "I'll go to Ahtohallan tomorrow."

"Great! Because I have a plan for the two of us later." Hans beamed, briefly glancing at Honeymaren, who shrugged slightly.

Elsa narrowed her eyes. "What is it?"

"That, Kaere, is for me to know," Hans poked the tip of her nose, "and for you to find out."

"Fine."

Elsa beamed. Excitement surged through her, as her mind began to think of a few possibilities. She might look as if she wasn't expecting much, but deep inside, anticipation was building up. She looked forward to whatever adventure he had in store for her.

[helsaguy]

Character ask meme, Hans

Favourite thing about them: His skillset and expressiveness.

Least favourite thing about them: The whole stupidity of the “twist for shock value” scene.

Favourite line: “I'd like to formally apologize for hitting the princess of Arendelle with my horse… and for every moment after.”

BrOTP:

OTP: Helsa (Hans x Elsa)

NOTP: Hans x any character that isn’t Elsa.

Random headcanon: He knows sign language.

Unpopular opinion: He is not the monster almost everyone pictures him to be.

Song I associate with them: I'm Still Here by John Rzeznik.

Favourite picture/gif of them: Fifth picture.

[commenter2]

Ideas for Hazbin Hotel spinoff shows and a special

Though I may not show it much on my account, I am a fan of Hazbin Hotel and a while ago I read something that has given me a reason to make a post centered around it.

In a summary post for the November Hazbin Hotel Q&A, Vivziepop was asked if all 9 circles of Hell would appear in her 2 shows and she replied saying that they won’t HOWEVER she also mentioned she might make other shows to solve this. This was kind of ironic cause on the day I saw the post, I was wondering what another show or even special of of hers would look like.

If there is a chance we can get more shows, then I thought Id post these ideas I have for potential shows, and a possible holiday/just for fun special, that could not only be interesting but also be a good way to show more of Vivizie’s universe. Hope you enjoy.

The first one I can see being called Don’s Hellish Travels or Highway Though Hell. If you want to show more places and locations then a show about a traveler would be perfect for that. I could see this being a series with 5 minute long episodes, like those new Mickey Mouse shorts.

The show is about a sinner named Don Taze (get it Dantes) who after dying in prison keeps true to the promise of traveling the world and goes on a journey through the circles of Hell, while dealing with the wackiness and dangers of it along the way. Also like some sinners he would have the power of electricity though he usually just uses it like a taser (hence his last name) or at close/short distance away.

Each episode could feature him at a different location, whether a terrain or one of the areas that are based on a certain age/time in history, and doing something there like one episode could feature him at an old western saloon where he gets in the middle of a shootout with some people or he visits the part of Hell where the Canadians live and slowly realizes that they plan on eating him (as its said all Canadians in Hell are cannibals) and has to escape.

Speaking of Dante, Dante Alighieri and his Divine Comedy are the topic of the potential holiday or just for fun video I mentioned earlier as I believe that the topic itself could make for an interesting short video/special just like Viviziepop’s Holidaze video given that it its centered on the after life, like Hell. I can also see it being a silent film as well which work with the fact that Lucifer would have a big role in it

The idea is about how one of Lucifer’s plans have Dante Alighieri the inspiration for his popular poem in the Hazbin Hotel universe. I can see it being called Dante’s Infernal Tour.

After millias of dealing with humans overexaggerate Hell, Lucifer decides to fix this and make someone write a story so popular that not only will it tell people what Hell is really like but all tell it in a way that will make people be curious about Hell more then Heaven. He randomly chooses Dante to do this and after knocking him out (with magic or a giant stick XD) takes his soul/consciousness to Hell and begins to show him around.

During the tour we could get several interesting things like

· Backgrounds/areas of Hell and what it was like in the 14th century.

· Seeing things from the poem being taken out of context like the river in the 5th circle really being a fun place for sinners to swim especially play chicken fights, the City of Dis is a city under construction/repair, or Dante geeking out when meeting Virgil to a point where Dante faints.

· Seeing known characters at a younger age like Charlie, Lilith, and Helsa to name a few.

However at some point an angel appears to take Dante back to Earth and Lucifer chases them down (not done yet with the tour) and the three go to places that inspire Dante’s other parts of the Comedy like a mountain and the moon and the chase ends with Lucifer getting partially buried in ice. Eventually Dante returns to his body but thanks to the angel thinks it was all a dream and writes the poem as it is today unknowingly adding a bit of truth to it and he and the poem become really popular, just like Lucifer wanted.

The special ends on Lucifer (who could have been having a flashback to that day) annoyed that his plan didn’t go as well as he wanted but also due to Lilith and Charlie laughing slightly at a picture of the Inferno’s interpretation of him in ice.

Then there is this show idea that is a lot like Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss as its focused on a story and characters more then traveling.

I call it Like Hell I Want to Join a show about a sinner who is qualified to become an Overlord (or something in that range like a lesser Overlord or on the member waiting list) but doesn’t want to join and how he now has to deal with some Overlords, there 2nd in commands, and other powerful sinners because of this choice.

Here are some more details about it.

The show is about a sinner (who Ill call John here) who runs a semi popular Dave & Busters like restaurant and likes his simple “life” in Hell as he was a big deal on Earth but realized to late that this cost him his friends and family and now after death just wants a simple life. However unknown to most people he has some serious video game like powers as he can do various things such as summon weapons and items out the nowhere, has a multiple choice dialogue screen he can use in tough conversations, and can hack computers/pick locks etc. but likes to hid/suppress it so he can still have a normal life.

However one day he has to use his powers in order to save his restaurant and friends from a tough gang leader and in the process gets the attention of one (or more) of the Overlords. They ask if he would like to join there ranks but he turns its down and though they are angry (especially one in particular as his/her powers work well with John’s) they accept his choice and leave.

Of course this isn’t the end as it turns out when the Overlords think you are worthy to hang out with them, that knowledge sticks. Now John has to fight not only other sinners and demons who want to prove themselves of becoming Overlords but also the forces of other Overlords who want him to join or ally with them.

A show like this would not only be a good way to show some more places of Hell and characters but also explain more of how sinners/demons get powers and why they get certain powers as well as the hierarchy of Hell and how one becomes an Overlord. It would also be a good way to show characters that won’t appear, whether at all or as much in the other shows like that Velvet character and maybe that two-headed theater mask wearing Overlord.

Do you think Vivi should make more shows once Hazbin Hotel gets off the ground ? Would you like to see any of theses ideas be used in one of her shows and if so what ? Leave a comment with your thoughts.

[a13thprincefora13thprincess]

Thinking about this... is not unusual that actors are given some extra information about the characters they play... details the audience ignores...

So we have Austin and Caroline... John Riddle who used the tag helsa when he was playing Hans... the actors at the Hyperion..

Who is this Hans? Maybe a false villain... and Elsa's love interest?

Broadway Musical Frozen, stars real-life married couple, Austin Colby(Hans) & Caroline Bowman(Elsa) ❤❤❤❤

Credit to @brauhala on Instagram

[wintryspice]

Helsa and No: 41 “damn auto correct...”

Text conversations aren't my strong suit, but here it is!Pairing: HelsaPrompt: #41 damn autocorrect____________________________________________H: Babe, just wanted to make sure I have your flight info correct. You're flying into John Wayne airport at 11:30am tomorrow, right?E: Yes love 😉H: I've probably told you a million times that I'm so excited that you're coming out to visit. It's kind of lonely without you. I miss my wife..E: Miss you too, Doctor Westergard. It pretty lonely here too 😢 H: Loneliness can be cured in less than 24 hours. If you get my drift. 😉😚E: HAE: But think of how much fun we'll both have for the next week 😉😉H: Very true 😍E: You and me, driving down the California Coastline, feet up on the dick boardE: noE: waitH: ...H: 😂😂E: DASHBOARDE:  HANS NO. DASHBOARD H: I mean, either way it can be arranged.E: 😠H: Love youE: ...H: 😚😚E: ...damn autocorrect

[laugh-of-the-medusa]

i was trash ass for helsa. wrote way too much fic and headcanons about em and everything. and i still love their dynamic and everything i can ever do with it, right? like, i’d still ship it in a heartbeat. but am i hella game for elsa to have a gf? hecks yes. i want her to have a gf tbh. like, i used to try and look for fem!hans x elsa pics too because im hella there for helsa angst. and i still want my trash ass prince in a fucking bucket to be redeemed. fuck ye i do. blahblah the point is, i never thought my ass was going to get dragged back to the frozen fandom again. but then the musical happened. and i just heard john riddle singing. and he sounds so young ????? like ????? and because he sounds so young, i ended up with so many random (angsty) musings

[spam-monster]

Frozen Descendants; or Helsa week entry 2 Electric Boogaloo

2. Snow on the Mountain Top

(notes: Sooooo Descendants is a thing that Frozen is suspiciously absent from, and in my mind it’s because Hans is going to turn good and hook up with Elsa and they didn’t want to spill the beans on that by having the “bad guy” kid and the “good guy” kid be the same kid.

And then I thought, want if there was a “son of Hans” and “daughter of Elsa” in this world, and they didn’t know they were related?

And look the prompt didn’t say that older!Hans and older!Elsa had to be hanging out in the canon-verse now did it? So have some Descendants AU.)

 “Tell me about my mother?” John asks.

Hans smiles and gathers the boy in his arms, glancing over to confirm that the curtains are still closed. The dock house they live in is far from the other villain’s residences, but he is still cautious. Any weakness, even one so basic as loving your child, could be twisted against him in this place.

“You mother is a queen.” He tells him, “And she is powerful and wise, and beautiful. She rules over a kingdom far away from here, a land that stays warm and friendly even in the coldest of winters.”

“And I’ll see it someday?” The boy asks excitedly.

“Of course. You belong there.” He tells him, as he always does. It’s only by a cruel twist of fate that John was trapped here on this forsaken isle with him, sentences to suffer alongside Hans for his crimes. He has sworn it to himself many times over that he will find a way to save his boy from the Isle.

John looks at him strangely.

“You always say that, dad. Why don’t you ever say we belong there?”  

Not even a decade old, and the kid’s already too perceptive for his own good.

“I know you’ve done bad things in the past, but you’re not a bad person now. Why can’t you just come with me?”

“It’s…not that simple. John. I’ve lied a lot, in the past. Even if I did tell them now that I had changed, they wouldn’t believe me so easily.”

The boy still doesn’t look convinced.

“Besides, maybe I am still a bad person.” He smirks. “Just because I’m nice to you…”

“No, you’re not.” John says with conviction, and the fierceness in his eyes looks so much like his mother’s and his aunts for a second that Hans almost wants to cry. Instead he wordlessly pulls the boy closer into a hug.

His son deserves so much better than this. All the children here on the island do. He prays that one day Auradon will see that.

***

“Tell me about my father?” Isa asks.

Elsa smiles sadly and pulls her daughter closer. They sit on the windowsill together, watching the snow fall outside as she speaks.

“Your father was a brave prince, clever and handsome, and a bit silly at times.” She laughed at the memories, then quieted. “But…he was also hurting on the inside. He had been driven to do terrible things, long ago, and because of that he was afraid of what people might think of me if they knew I loved him.  So he sent himself away to protect us.”

“Will I ever meet him?”

“I hope so.” Elsa said gently. She and Anna had been quietly petitioning the councils of Auradon for years trying to lighten Hans’ sentence and bring him home. Some days she was so frustrated that she really did just want to tell them everything.

But she knew why he had panicked and lied to the guards when they came to take him away, and so she kept their secret for now.

Isa said nothing, just stared at the snowflakes thoughtfully. She was clever enough by now to realize that they had been leaving something important out every time she asked about her father.

She probably thinks he’s died.

Elsa doesn’t know if that’s better or worse than the truth. Anna and Kristoph’s children have already begun to accuse someone of being a “Hans” when they lie and use him as the bad guy in their made-up games, despite their parent’s protests. She doesn’t want Isa to grow up unknowingly hating her father, but none of them know how to stop it.

She prays that when Isa finally does meet her father, she’ll understand.

***

A few years later…

***

In his fifthteenth summer, John Westengaard is finally told that he’ll be allowed to attend Auradon High with the other villain kids come September.

He and Hans don’t even bother to hide their joy when they get the news.

John has learned to hide his heart by now from the other residents of the island, learned to pretend that he and his father are as uncaring and callous as everyone thinks them to be. He understands why now, even if he doesn’t like it. But Hans has also taught him how to hold on to hope, how not to lose his heart when everyone around him has given up long ago.

“I won’t have to hide anymore!” John laughs excitedly. “I can make friends! I can meet people! I can run around the school singing ridiculous sappy songs and no one will care because they’ll all be doing it too!”

His son’s joy is infectious, but Hans knows it won’t be that simple.

“You still need to be cautious.” He tells him. “Just because the kids at Auradon have kind parents and are raised to be good doesn’t mean they can’t be any less cruel than the people here.”

“You expect a bad person to be cruel to you. When a good person is cruel to you, it can hurt even worse.” He tries to warn him.

He’s not sure John entirely takes his words to heart. He wishes he could be there to comfort him when he finds out being admitted to Auradon will not magically make everyone ignore that he is the son of a liar and a traitor and welcome him with open arms.

But all he can do now is warn him, and let the boy find his own way.

***

“So Josef sent me a letter from school today.” Anna tells her sister over tea. She’s trying very hard to act casual.

Elsa raises an eyebrow at her.

“He said…” she fiddles with her teacup nervously. “I mean it’s great! But, ummm…”

“Anna.” Elsa says, in that you’re not fooling anyone least of all me-tone of voice.

“…He was complaining…because…they’re making him room with Hans’ son this year.”

Elsa nearly chokes on her tea.

“Hans’ son…is…”

“Yeah. He’s there.” Anna takes a deep breath. “I, uh…know you don’t usually like to travel that far from Arendelle during the fall but…Family Day will be coming up in a few weeks and…”

Elsa nods. “I’ll go.”

Her son is there. Her son is off the isle. She can see her son again. And…

“Will…will Hans be there?”

“We…could ask them. Or…I think they’ve been doing video conferences with the villain parents? So he might not be there-there but-“

“-we could still see him.”

Hans and her son. After all this time. What are they going to look like, she wonders? What are they going to think of her? Oh god, what if he doesn’t think she looks good anymore, or what if her son doesn’t like her or what if they’ve both been so twisted by their time on the isle that she can’t even recognize them anymore or they don’t recognize her or-

“Elsa? Elsa!”

She’s abruptly snapped back to the present. The tea has been completely frozen and a light flurry has started to drift down from the rafters. Anna looks worried. Elsa feels sheepish.

“I-I’m fine- “

“Oh, are we having a snow day?” a voice interrupts. A little snowman has wandered in. He gestures excitedly. “Oh boy, I love snow days! Come on human-Sven and human-me, let’s go play!” Two strawberry-blonde boys bounce in after him.

“It’s not a snow day!” Anna yells as she goes to collect her mischievous children. Elsa relaxes as she watches them.

Everything will be okay. I hope.

***

John is not doing well. His letters home have grown more and more desperate. Hans wishes he could do something, anything.

Nobody wants to give me a chance. I haven’t even done anything to them, and they still don’t trust me. Even Mal and the other villain kids don’t fully trust me, but what am I supposed to do? It’s not like I can sit around and wait for a bad guy to show up so I can defeat them and save the day and prove myself to everyone, I mean that’s what you were trying to do in Arendelle and look how well that went-

Hans frowns and reads the last sentence again.

Maleficent had tried to use Mal and her friends to attack Auradon. But it had backfired on her, and Mal and Evie and Jay and Carlos had moved there permanently after they had stopped her from getting her revenge.

There were whispers, on the island, of another attempt. There had been several other attempts since then. Hans usually stayed out of it, too busy raising his child and doing his assigned job as the dock master to join in on any inevitably-doomed-to-failure evil schemes.

But John needed something to prove himself to Auradon now, and if Hans had to damn himself to save his son then so be it.

***

And his “evil” plan might have even worked if his son had just cooperated.

Hans really should have known better.

***

They had struck on Family Day, taking the school hostage in exchange for the Fairy Godmother’s wand that was now securely lodged in Hans’ pocket. All the students and teachers and parents were watching them.

(He had glimpsed Anna and Kristoph and her for a brief moment but had quickly turned away; he couldn’t afford any distractions.)

He and John were facing each other, swords drawn. He had taught the boy to defend himself, of course. John should have been fighting him off, trying to get the wand from him.

But even though he had thrown every biting remark and insult he could think of at the boy, had mocked him and taunted him and claimed he had never loved him…

Still the boy stubbornly refused to attack.

He just stared at his father like he was being an idiot, stared with those piercing blue eyes that were far too much like his mothers and…

Wait.

“Since when did you have blond hair?” Hans asked, raising an eyebrow. “Did you dye it or something?”

He was wearing gloves, too. He didn’t normally do that. Something was wrong.

“I was hoping you could tell me that.” John said too-casually. “After you stop pretending to be evil.”

“What makes you think I’m pretending?”

John rolls his eyes and lowers his sword. “I’m not entirely stupid, dad. I know what you’re doing.”

Damn it.

“And what would that be?”

“I don’t know, maybe acting like a bad guy so I can dramatically defeat you in front of everyone and prove that I’m not like the monster that everyone thinks you are because you don’t think there’s any other way that people are going to accept me around here?”

God damn it.

“I’m not…”

“Yes, you are.” John stares at him stubbornly. “And I told you, didn’t I? I don’t believe you. I don’t believe that you’re suddenly a bad guy after all this time, and I’m not going to play along with whatever the hell this is. I don’t care if the whole world thinks you’re irredeemable. I don’t. And you can point that sword at me and say all the evil, nasty things you want; I don’t care. I’m not giving up on you.”

Hans lowers his sword, too stunned to say anything.

“Not thinking about quitting on us now, are you Hans?”

Hans turned to see Jafar and Dr. Facilier, two of his “accomplices”, leaning against the wall watching him smugly.

“After all, it would be a right shame if we had to reveal your little…secret.” Facilier purred.

“I don’t know what you’re talking about.” Hans said as casually as he could while internally panicking.

“Your boy over there.” Jafar pointed “He seems to have developed some interesting powers during his time at Auradon.”

“What?” Hans turned back to his son. His son who now had blond hair and was wearing gloves.

Oh no.

“Um, yeah.” John mumbled. “I was going to ask you about…this.” He pulled off one of his gloves and a small flurry of snow erupted from his hand. The crowd behind them gasped.

“How?”

“I’m not sure. A few days after I left the island my hair just started getting lighter on its own and I started…freezing things accidentally. I wanted to ask you about it in my letters but I figured the school was probably reading them before sending them to you and I was trying to keep it a secret and well…” John looked down nervously. “Is…it a curse or something?”

“The barrier…”

“What?”

“The barrier around the island.” Hans clarified. “It suppresses any sort of magic inside it. But after you left the barrier and came to Auradon…”

Your powers must have come back to you naturally.

“…the curse must have taken hold of you.” He lied.

“Ah, yes.” Jafar sneered. “The curse.”

They know. Goddamn. They’re to smart not to figure this out. Why couldn’t I have invaded Auradon with Jasper and Horace instead?

“We know the truth behind your little boy’s “curse” over there.” Facilier laughed. “And if you don’t want us to let it slip to all these fine folks gathered here, you’d best be handin’ over that wand to us.”

“The…truth?” John asked him.

Hans looked at him helplessly. There was nothing he could do. He reached for the wand.

“Dad, no! Whatever it is, it’s not worth it!”

“…I’m sorry.” Hans whispered. He’d been so close. “I can’t…”

“It’s not a curse, is it?”

Hans turned. One of the girls had broken away from the group of students and was striding towards them, determined.

“Isa?” John asked.

Isa?

His daughter.

It was his daughter. He hadn’t seen her since she was barely a few days old, but he knew. She looked almost exactly like her mother, except her hair had the lightest tinge of red in it and her eyes were exactly like his.

She stood next to John and stared at him fiercely. Hans could barely remember how to breathe.

“It’s not a curse.” She repeated. “It’s the same power I have. The same power my mother has.”

He needed to stop her. It was bad enough having to face down his son. If his daughter joined forces with him, Hans would be utterly lost.

He glared at her. “You…do you realize what you’re saying?”

She looked as scared as he felt for a second, but she pressed on anyway.

“Am I supposed to believe that it’s just a coincidence that this “curse” gives him the same powers as me? Or that you always told him that his mother was a beautiful queen from a faraway land and that my mother always told me that my father was a clever prince who had himself sent away to protect us? Is it a coincidence that nobody else in my family has green eyes like this but you do?”

The silence burned.

Hans stared at her. “You know what I’ve done, don’t you?” he asked slowly. “And you still…?”

“I don’t care what you’ve done.” She said, close to tears. “I just want…my…”

“Dad?” John asked, looking back and forth between them in disbelief.

He could hear everyone around them whispering in confusion. They knew. He should be doing something, anything to try and stop this.

“Wait, Hans!” Facilier yelled at him. “It’s not too late! We can stop this! We can make them forget! Just hand over the wand and- “

Hans laughed. Turned to them.

“Sorry guys.” He smiled and shrugged. “You know I’ve always been really bad at saying no to my kids.”

***

After that had been a blur of swords clashing and magic flying. Hans had managed to toss the wand away to one of the kids who had gotten it to Mal somehow and she and her friends had used it to send the rest of the villains back to the isle.

And then Hans was holding both of his children in his arms for the first time in years and he had stopped paying attention to anything else around him.

“…Queen Elsa’s really my mom?” John asked. “But she’s so much cooler than you! Like, figuratively and literally!”

“I’m cool!” Hans protested weakly, smiling.

“No you’re not.”

“-hy didn’t you just say something- “

“We tried to! You wouldn’t listen!”

That was Anna.

Hans sighed. Time to face the music. He straightened up and cleared his throat.

The Fairy Godmother and the king and queen looked up from where they had been arguing with Anna.

“But why didn’t you just tell us?” She asked him.

Hans tightened his grip on his children protectively.

“When your guards came for me that day, they found me holding my son. And when they realized he was my son, they sentenced him along with me. He was barely a month old. He had done nothing.  What would you have done if I had told you the truth? Would you have punished my daughter along with us? Would you have thrown Elsa onto the island and left her to rot as well?”

The fairy and the other royals surrounding her looked suitably embarrassed.

“Wow!” Mal piped up next to them. “It’s almost like trapping a bunch of kids on an island just because their parents were jerks to you was like, a really horrible idea or something.”

Anna sighed and bopped Hans on the head. He glared at her. He was trying to make a point.

“You do realize if they had tried to banish Elsa to the island, they would have had to take me and Kristoph as well?” she told him, exasperated. “And banishing all of Arendelle’s monarchy and leaving the country without leaders just because they wanted to get one guy would have looked really bad for them.”

“You would have-?” Of course they would have done that.

“You’re an idiot, Hans.” She turned back to the other royals. “And you- “

Hans left her to it. Isa tugged John away, towards a group of red-blonde haired children who were whispering together furiously. Anna and Kristoph’s, he though to himself. The eldest boy approached John sheepishly and mumbled something apologetic.

There was a flurry of ice-blue on his left.

He turned.

It was her.

***

Elsa had been watching the children reconcile, unsure of how to approach them, when she felt someone watching her.

She turned.

It was him.

Their eyes met for a second. Then they both glanced away nervously.

Elsa resisted the urge to interrupt Anna’s tirade to ask if her hair looked alright. She hurriedly adjusted it and glanced over at him again.

He was awkwardly trying to brush off his clothes, old and worn from years of use. He glanced back and caught her fixing her hair.

He smiled sheepishly. She smiled back. Maybe she had worried for nothing after all.

They approached each other. He looked at her like she was the only one there, and his smile was just as sweet and prefect and ridiculous as she remembered it being.

“Hans.”

“My queen.” He breathed.

It had been years. His hair was greying at the temples. Her skin was no longer as smooth and flawless as it had once been.

But somehow…

“You look amazing.” He laughed.

“So do you.” She grinned.

���I, um” he gestured to his ragged clothes. “I don’t look that…”

He was still so self-conscious about his outfits. It was unbearably cute.

She smirked, a plan forming in her head.

“Well…” she reached out “…since the Fairy Godmother seems to be busy right now…”

She pulled him into a kiss before he could question her. He was distracted enough that he didn’t notice her motion with her hands, or the ice flowing over him.

He realized what she had done when she pulled away, observing her handiwork as the last of the ice settled over his new suit.

“…Does this mean I get to go to the ball- “

The cheering surprised both of them.

It started with their kids. Anna and Kristoph children followed, as did the former villain kids and their friends. Then the rest of the students and Anna and Kristoph themselves. Then the grown-ups.

Elsa and Hans hadn’t even realized they had become the center of attention up until then. They shared a laugh, relieved.

Isa and John stepped closer. Isa threw herself into her father’s arms when he reached out for her, but John stayed behind, looking at her nervously.

“Ummm…”

Isa glanced back and rolled her eyes. “C’mon!”

Elsa smiled at him gently. Hans laughed again, rich and warm.

“John. Come meet your mother.”

 ***

more notes: omg that took forever to finish. I just like writing Hans and Elsa + kids way too much.

Fyi Kristoph and Anna have five kids, because I just feel like they would have a lot. Josef is the oldest, followed by Heidi (I saw these characters on fanart somehwere and they just kinda stuck), then twin boys Sven and Olaf (because mischevious red-head twins are mandatory), then the youngest Idunn (named after Anna and Elsa’s mother). None of them have ice powers, but Idunn is sensitive to the weather and can predict when snowstorms are coming. In my non-Descendants canon John and Isa would be between Heidi and the twin’s ages but eh.

Anyway, have some bonus “concept art” of the Helsa and Krisanna kids, made with the help of AzaleaDolls Snow Queen Scene Maker: