#Joelkémon Astrology

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Joelkémon Astrology

by @wannab-urs. thank you, gin! this is so cool! joelkemon cards here for reference.

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The Joelkemons in love according to astrology (venus sign) I made them all born in 2023 and in Austin, Texas. (According to cafe astrology, which is probably not great but idk what I’m doing)

This is also based purely on their venus signs, which is why very different Joel’s might be grouped together – their other signs would provide nuances (I’ve noted a couple).

Here is a venus sign calculator; remember to use this to calculate your compatibility not your sun sign. 

Venus in Aries

Trouble: March 11

Up front, direct, daring; kind of a “me-centered” approach – they want you to know they are capable and independent; can be childish and impatient, but for the right person this will be charming not off-putting

They like energetic, active lovers; they do not like stuffiness or overly “mature” relationships, vagueness, or indirectness.; hopelessly addicted to the conquest. You have to keep it interesting

To attract them, be direct, open, and honest with them, feed their need for spontaneity, and appreciate their playfulness; Aries likes to take the lead in love (even if their Sun Sign is Pisces like Trouble); Indulge them their many whims, and understand that they thrive on competition, even when they're competing with you

Best matches: Leo, Sagittarius, Gemini

Venus in Taurus

Nightwalks: March 21; Raider: March 24; Stepdad: April 7

Love centers on the physical world and creature comforts -- they revel in sensual surroundings; these people project themselves as solid and comfortable. In fact, something about their manner promises they will be satisfying lovers and partners; require lots of "hands-on" expressions of love; they resist change in their relationships, so they are constant partners; Can be possessive in love (Raider?)

They need a certain measure of predictability and dependability in their relationships, even if their Sun is in the more spontaneous signs of Aries like all of these boys. Nightwalks is on the cusp with Pisces sun, so do keep in mind he’s a little different; They like to take it slow, moving too quickly can scare them off, let them set the pace; Emphasize your loyalty and their worth to you. You may need to give in to them in love matters, because they won't readily give in to you! Get physical with them; do comfortable things. Avoid pushing them in love -- give them plenty of time. You will probably need to cultivate patience if you are in a relationship with Venus in Taurus. Remember to be simple and natural -- Taurus will appreciate it. Promise them a comfortable, cozy time. Love arrives slowly, without passion but with force.

Best matches: Virgo, Capricorn, Cancer

Venus in Gemini

Lincoln: April 19; Thighs Out: April 29

Will try to win over the object of their affection with witty conversation, displaying just how much they "know," and demonstrating their diverse interests; These lovers are playful -- some might even call them a tease; They are hard to pin down, and they resist relationships that promise to become too "comfortable.”

Want want their relationships to be stimulating and full of conversation; They appreciate lightheartedness in love. Although they are willing to talk (perhaps endlessly) about the relationship, you may get the feeling that they gloss over some of the deeper issues. In love, their tastes change often, and it can be hard to know what to expect from one day to the next (or, sometimes, from one hour to the next!).

Support their need for fun and variety; show interest in their brainpower and knowledge; and give them space for friends and activities outside of the relationship. Let them know just how much fun you have with them. Try not to get overly miffed by their changeable, fickle ways. 

Best matches: Libra, Aquarius, Leo

Venus in Cancer

Slasher: May 11

Sensitive in love; their egos are a little underdeveloped when it comes to love, but they have a lot to give in return: namely, security, comfort, and care. Show their love by caring for you; They pay more attention to your feelings than your words, and observe you rather carefully. (Slasher knows what your body wants, even if you say otherwise); They can be a little moody in love, and some go so far as giving silent treatments and engaging in pouting routines to get attention from their mate.; They are not afraid of emotional confrontations, but are always worried they'll be left high and dry; If you've hurt them, they'll have a hard time forgetting.

They are turned off by anything too impersonal, and too much rationalizing leaves them cold; Sometimes, they'll retreat into themselves (not unlike a Crab), and it can be difficult to pull them out; they like a committed, predictable, safe, solid relationship; they like lots of snuggling and sentimentality; Help them to feel confident with you -- when they are fearful of being rejected, they can resort to some frustrating tactics to find out just how loved they ar;. Do your best to make them feel secure and cared for, and you will be rewarded with a patient, dependable, and loving mate.

Best matches: Scorpio, Pisces, Virgo

Venus in Leo

Vamp: June 11; Jojo: August 14

They are proud, even boastful; demanding lovers; loves to court and be courted, and they need to feel very special; they are warm and generous and very loyal; they thrive on attention from lovers or love interests; they will tell you about any advances made on them, remember, they're just showing off to you; despite that, they’re quite jealous; They have high expectations, but once you know that these expectations revolve only around how much attention you are giving them, you'll see that they are really quite big-hearted about most everything else. 

Threatened by relationships that feel too settled and indifferent or impersonal behavior

They need a lot of love and struggle to separate sex and love, but would not last as long in a relationship that is mostly sexual as they would in a relationship devoid of sex; however, neither is likely to work. They need a lot of love AND sex; you shoul pay loads of attention to them; remind them how wonderful they are; Respect and appreciate them, always; Put up with their childlike moments and their tall tales. Never comment negatively on their appearance. They might lose interest when they perceive the slightest loss of interest from you; If you are feeling a little jealous, let them know – your small jealousies are affirmations that you find them attractive and expect the rest of the world to as well. When Venus in Leo feels loved and appreciated, they reward you with loyalty, a big sense of fun, and plenty of physical expressions of their love.

Best matches: Aries, Sagittarius, Libra

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Okay so I'm not a professional astrologer or anything but I'll do my best to explain in a way that hopefully makes sense from the knowledge that I have. The planets rule over different aspects, and one of the aspects venus rules over is love while one of the aspects mars rules over is sex. So by looking at the signs that rule these planets in a persons birth chart we can tell what a person might be attracted to or want romantically or sexually. I happen to have both of these planets in gemini, and from my astrology research people with gemini in their chart often enjoy some form of mental stimulation. Such as studying, reading, learning and trying new things, languages, communication and deep or interesting conversations. So from a gemini mars perspective i probably have a voice kink and like dirty talk, and from a gemini venus perspective a person who might do that is attractive. So yeah basically nw!joel is hot. Hope that makes sense lmao

fascinating!