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Imagine your lover Coach Willis requesting you wear a sheer, white t-shirt to school.
“What? You want me to go bra-less while I’m at it?”
“That’d be great.”
He suggested wearing something buttoned or zippered over it, so you could discreetly high beam him… throughout the day. You were a little too demure to do something like that. At least while in a secret relationship. But you compromise by way of a dark brassiere under the sheer, white t-shirt. Underneath a cardigan. Allowing modest glimpses at the right angles.
It’s not enough. Later, when it’s just the two of you, Coach seems to be thirsting harder than usual. Not that you’d ever complain.
Getting caught would put a damper on-
Greedy hands slid your shirt up. “Hey!”
“Take your bra,” he huffed, “off. Or do I need to do it for you?”
“Yes, sir.”
Hopefully, this wouldn’t be like the time you got so wet, your arousal ran down your leg. Past your skirt. But Coach Willis insisted he needed easy access. At the beginning of the affair, you promised to be “always available.”
So you stood there, brassiere joining your neatly folded cardigan on an office desk. His tongue darted over his lips.
My eyes are up here.
Whenever he got that look, you knew your teats were going to be pampered. You started to raise your shirt again while the coach took a swig of water.
“No.”
“No?”
Before you could react, he emptied the bottle on your chest. Uncomfortably cool liquid completely soaked through the cloth. Further hardening your nipples.
“Um, didn’t know you were a fan of wet t-shirt contests, sir.” Your giggling was muffled by his hand. What? Ow!
Joe Willis’s wasn’t suckling so much as slurping, apathetic as to whether his teeth scraped your soft skin, or not. I may as well be topless, you thought, not daring to uncover your mouth.
What’s gotten into you, Coach?
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#Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory#1971#Grandpa Joe#Willy Wonka#Charlie Bucket#Veruca Salt#Violet Beauregarde#Mike Teevee#Augustus Gloop#Oompa Loompas#Gene Wilder#Trailer#Roald Dahl#Pure Imagination#Family Guy#I Never Met the Dead Man#How “WILLY WONKA” Should Have Ended#How It Should Have Ended#HISHE#Honest Trailers#Michael Bolton#Screen Junkies#Everything Wrong With Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory (1971) In 20 Minutes Or Less#CinemaSins#Ben Vereen#The Muppet Show#Youtube
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Okay since it's officially spooky season I gotta raise an important question to yall. If Def Leppard were universal monsters what do u think they'd be
#joe and viv are absolutely werewolves#sav is absolutely a vampire#phil would make a great vampire as well but i feel like hed also make a great werewolf so i cant decide#and its honestly kinda cute imagining steve in a frankenstein getup#and i genuinely have no idea what rick and pete would be. i cant picture them as monsters at all. maybe theyd be hunters idk#def leppard#rick allen#joe elliott#phil collen#rick savage#steve clark#vivian campbell#pete willis
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Telling People, You're a couple. | The Group Chat Head canons | Pt.2
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Soft willy- you and nick have been dating for almost 2 months now. It's still crazy to you that you have this man, I mean come one look at him he is the definition of what everyone wants to be or be with. respectful, good height, nice built, the funniest person you have ever met, sweet and caring nick was all these things; which is why you were kinda scared of telling people you were a couple.
It's not like you were the most horrible person to look at but you in your mind you just thought you were okay nothing special just your average joe, but to nick you were the most beautiful person he'd ever met so of course he wanted to show everyone how special he is to have you in his life. Ever since you guys started dating he's been trying to get your approval to tell his fans but you still felt a little anxious on the idea so nicked eventually stopped asking to respect your decision.
One day you and nick were at a burger place eating lunch talking about his new album. “I don't know what I really want for the cover but I was kinda thinking if you would be able to pose for it?” Nick said looking hopeful at you “Nick I don't know, what if people connect the dots? I'm already on most of the tracks. It would be weird if I am also on the cover.”. He had to admit it would be kinda obvious but that was the whole point, he was happy that you were there to help accomplish the album and it would just be even more awesome if he got to see your face on the front of it all
“Here your refill sir” the waitress interrupted yours and nick conversation with a smile “oh thanks” “if you need anything, and i mean anything else just let me know” the waitress was basically eye fucking nick while saying her little beg of attention from nick. This mad you fucking livid like who does she think she is talking to a random man like this and in front of his girlfriend out of all people.
“Thanks but i'm good” Nick let out an uncomfortable laugh while trying not to look at her anymore. You had to admit this girl was pretty but you were definitely better looking than her and that's all you needed in the moment to make a decision that went against your words. “You know what?I will pose for the cover "what do i have to hide” for the rest of the day. Nick couldn't stop thanking you and asking if you were sure about this but you already agreed and can't go back on it now.
Two weeks later you and Nick were drinking and trying to think of all the different types of ways to take pictures. Since the songs on the album were based off of video games more specifically the games you could only play on the Nintendo DS you came up with the idea of taking them on a DS. After three hours later you and Nick finally captured the right picture to put on the album.
A couple of days passed, and Nick had posted the cover as a promotion which was the picture of you on a DS with a bold light blue font that read “Digital Dreams”.
(This is sorta what I was going for. obvious if you don't like it you can totally imagine something else. Also credit to whoever these beautiful people are , I am jealous.)
In the caption of the post Nick had credited all the people who worked on the album including you but did it a completely different way. “I also want to thank my amazing partner for helping me throughout the process and even being on the album front and in the song @ ur username i love you.”
You were surprised at the amount of people who were so supportive of you guys, of course there were some people who weren't, but you couldn't care. You were just happy that Nick was happy.
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Larry- you were getting some food for you and Larry because he said he hasn't eaten all day. You and Larry have been dating for almost a month and it was the best thing that has happened to you in a while. Everyday with him was so much fun and the group was accepting of you for dating their friend.
You had gotten him and you something small because Nick and Tanner wanted you and Larry to go with them to dinner later but since Larry didn't eat you just grabbed something while you were out so he wouldn't be so hungry later. You had stepped into the house looking for Larry but he was in his room doing the podcast with the others.
You knocked on his door which he called out for you to open “dude you didn't have to do that thank you so much” “no problem it wasn't a bother to me”. You walked up to his desk to set the food down “hi everyone” you waved to all of the boys in the call which they waved back.
You stood there for a couple more minutes talking to them before you left to go be on your phone and leave them back with their work. Almost 45 minutes later Nick, Larry, and Tanner came out so you guys could go to dinner and have a fun night out.
You woke up the next morning in Larry's bed since you didn't want to drive home last night. You see Larry at his desk looking at the podcast comments, you walk up to him and put a hand on his shoulder “so do they love me” you let out a small laugh. “They love you alright, it seems like they love you more than me” “well in that case switch me jobs, i would love to make dumb jokes all day “. you guys shared a laugh and a few more while looking at the comments. You were glad that the people who loved him were happy that he was with you.
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Dices Merzbow, yo digo Justin Beiber
Dices Boredoms, yo digo Katy Perry
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El 92% de la juventud está escuchando Avant Garde Noise. Si eres parte de ese 8% que aun escucha música de verdad, comparte este post a tus contactos de facebook.
¡¡¡¡ No dejes que el espíritu del POP muera !!!!
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Willy Wonka misconceptions
As Charlie and the Chocolate Factory / Willy Wonka has become weirdly popular lately because of the successful prequel film and most recently that really botched / rip-off Wonka event in Glasgow Scotland, it felt like a good time for this post.
Here are a list of popular misconceptions about the book and films.
1. Much of the Internet thinks of Wonka as a "Serial killer of children." I pointed out that at the end of the 2006 film and novel you see the children alive, though altered. And in the 1971 film that version of Wonka says that they will all be fine, but a little wiser. Someone tried to argue with me that he was just trying to placate Charlie. Really!? Since when did that Wonka ever lie to make people feel better?
Based on his previous behavior we have no reason to believe Wonka would lie just to make Charlie feel better. It's just a dark, edgy, annoying headcanon to pretend Wonka killed those other kids when every version tells you they survived.
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2. Grandpa Joe was not "Faking it" or "being lazy." It seems ironic to me that so many rant and even get genuinely angry about the character Grandpa Joe. It is especially odd to me when the rage is in regard to the depiction in the 1971 film, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate factory.
The reason it is odd to me is because in the 1971 film Grandpa Joe very clearly was suffering through severe depression, possibly a long bipolar depression phase.
The depression is clear in his "I've got a golden Ticket" song.
"I never thought my life could be Anything but catastrophe"
"I never had a chance to shine Never a happy song to sing"
It seems weird to me that today people shame characters like Cinderella for not being assertive and empowered when she's a live-long abuse victim. And then you have the people against Disney's The Little Mermaid who say she gave up who and what she is for a man but ignore that she had a song number from before she ever saw Eric, where she expressed body dysphoria and made clear she wanted to be human even then.
And you have a large part of the Internet shaming Grampa Joe for being "lazy" and "faking being sick' while he's literally telling us that he he's been in a severe depression.
It's almost like watching a generation that supposedly respects mental illness and understands depression in ways previous generations didn't... suddenly having a justification to shame someone for having all the symptoms of clinical depression.
Hell, even the song "I've got a Golden Ticket" kind of indicates Grandpa Joe is entering a manic phase. If Grandpa Joe's illness is psychological why do we treat it as not-real? I get so annoyed at how many people mock the character or act like he's a con artist exploiting Charlie.
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3. The Oompa Loompas were not slaves.
It's true that the earliest depictions of the Oompa Loompas were little African people (before the novel was revised) but in all versions he tells the kids that he pays them in coca-beans. That might sound like he pays them in fallen acorns he found in his garden but it's made clear that to Oompa Loompas, in their society, coca-beans are worth more than gold.
Try to imagine you got a job working for aliens who offer to pay you in large bars of gold if you just help him make some gold jewelry. But because gold isn't worth THAT much to these aliens they think you're a pathetic slave, even though Lofty (the Oompa Loompa from the new Wonka movie) probably now has a palace on Loompa Land that he uses as a summer house.
Interesting bit of trivia: Charlie was originally going to be black.
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4. Wonka (2023) is NOT a remake. A lot of people mistakenly think this is yet another remake. No. It's a musical prequel to the Gene Wilder Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory movie from 1971. ________________________
5. Lots of fans have "figured out" that the shoe shine boy Wonka sees early in Wonka is Charlie. One small problem with that. This is twenty-something Willy Wonka. Wonka was supposed to be pushing fifty or sixty when he went looking for an heir. The timeline wouldn't work. The director has confirmed that for this reason the shoe shine boy is NOT Charlie Bucket.
And there you go. A list of popular Wonka misconceptions debunked.
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Story Idea: Willy Wonka, but Bugg-ify it
Captain Buggy and the Pirate Ship. Probably best as an AU.
On the back of 5 Buggy bounty posters are invitations to tour the famed captain’s ship. Maybe to show off his status, or to gain new recruits.
There’s the risk of the Marines finding out, but it’s a gamble he’s willing to take. It seems like the chatter and excitement about finding one of the select bounty posters stays under the radar.
The day comes and there are 5 individuals waiting at the pick-up location. All adults, we don’t need a Grandpa Joe here.
The first is someone who’s obsessed with pirates but their severe lack of skill (or interest) prevents them from finishing the tour. Perhaps they can’t hold their liquor.
Second is a self-absorbed competitive individual who runs into trouble with carnival attractions and also doesn’t finish the tour. Getting stuck in aerial silks or sawed in half could do that to ya.
The aloof bougie rich visitor is third and wants to buy Richie the lion, who doesn’t take kindly to the idea of leaving home. Richie makes sure they don’t continue with the tour.
The fourth visitor was lured by rumors of innovative technical creations. A new type of sail transponder? Cannons that could be used for transportation? Who knows what’s hiding on Buggy’s ship, or which dangerous invention prevents this person from completing the tour.
The final visitor… They were the only one truly interested in seeing the ship without ulterior motives. Not that Buggy or his crew believed that to be true. But when they gave back the Muggy Ball handed out as a reward for finding an invite and making it to the ship, Buggy began to think otherwise.
This would be fun either with all sorts of other OP characters, or OCs / reader-insert.
You know that the 5th visitor would be Shanks.
But if the 5th visitor was an OC or a reader-insert, I imagine that Buggy and crew thought they were a Marine in disguise. Something about the way the person moved and spoke gave off that vibe. In the end, it turns out they were raised in a family of Marines, but didn’t follow that career path. And maybe, just maybe, they were interested in the pirate life.
#just think about the potential#i have too much on my 'to be written' list for this one#story prompt#buggy op#opla buggy#one piece buggy#buggy the clown#buggy x reader#buggy x shanks#shuggy
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imo it's very ironic that a show made for the marginalised kids and is very anti bullying has so many bullies who are marginalising the exact communities they claim to support.
what are ur thoughts on this?
i agree! people like them only watch the show, and “participate” in the fandom to bully and criticise, is because a lot of the cast are visually appealing. for them, it’s usually millie, finn, sadie, natalia, and joe keery.
their mindset is like this -> mlvn MUST ‘make love’ in s5 bc they need to be able to see fillee ~doing it too for their edits (and more) • they don’t want to see anything between joyce and hop bc they are hags (even though they are attractive people, especially winona) • st@ncy MUST be endgame bc they are pretty people and rich. impoverished jonathan who? • people who ship henderhop are LIARS and only claim to ship them so el doesn’t get in the way of byler (definitely nothing to do with being unable to see dustin/gaten in a relationship due to ableism. duzie don’t count, sorry. they don’t have a physical scene together so they’re easy to ship or disregard lol) • dirty and smelly trailer trash eddie munson is ugly and cringe because their fans are embarrassing the fandom (???) with their devil horns while being fat, ugly, poor, jobless, etc., just like their fav! but they (and non ST viewers) have warmed up to joseph quinn because he’s attractive and is making it in hollywood • and will! just like eddie, he is too obsessed with dnd, is chronically bitchless even though he canonically pulls girls without trying despite the fact he’s into men (and mike). like all the shitty CW shows they watch, will will die a very homophobic death or end up loveless and lonely like a f@g! homophobically. while mike and el get married in the village with the 3 waterfalls and have a son named willy in disgraced memory of some guy they knew once, idk. not to mention he’s portrayed by… drum roll pls… the zionist! gasp. imagine if byler happens and gamze’s precious baby finn has to put his lips on that (insert antisemitic and homophobic slur here) MAN.
it just doesn’t bear thinking about! it’ll be hellfire (heh) if things don’t go their way. they are normal, unlike us!!
conclusion: ST is a mid CW show with pretty actors and they watch it on a surface level to fulfil their flvn desires, with their fingers crossed that ugly will schnapp, wait no, noah byers?? gets pwned BIG TIME! and die horribly. it’s what he deserves for spoiling the El Show; they want to see el do her Scream and Save the Day thing again, while mike is dumbstruck by her powers and thus hero worship, due to his own feelings of inferiority; because of his dwindling mental health and being unable to admit that he feels something for his best friend but is lowkey aware of his attraction to men (eddie) and the fact that he felt like he died too when he saw will’s “body” in the quarry too corny? and steve… ah steve, we like steve! with his bouffant hair, and his outrageous levi’s clad ass. while getting beat half to death as a running gag. someone give him an MRI pls.
ps. it doesn’t matter what we watch the show for, but the people we’re discussing, i feel like they’re not getting it. which is fine ig. but that doesn’t excuse their behaviour in the fandom, they don’t even enjoy fandom and think we’re just delulu, breaking THEIR LAW if we ignore canon, whether it’s actually canon or not, lmao.
#sorry i rly needed to yap and you’re my unfortunate victim 😈#i was gonna mention the bylers who behave the same but the short answer is: it’s just twitter to them. not that deep. noah isn’t real#if i read your msg wrong and answered VERY wrong pls lmk lol#beth answers
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Character ask: Willy Wonka (any version)
These answers apply to every adaptation – that I know, anyway – of the story of Charlie/Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, as well as the original book and its sequel Charlie and the Great Glass Elevator. I haven't seen Wonka yet.
Favorite thing about them: He's a fun character all around. I love his creative genius, with all the fantastical candies and treats he creates and all the fantastical rooms in his factory. I love his blend of weirdness, cleverness, mischief, and passion for his work. His hints of moral grayness and insanity make him interesting, but his underlying warmth and kindness, especially to Charlie, prevent him from seeming like a villain. (At least I don't think so: more on that below.) He's like an eccentric wizard from a fantasy story, but with a more modern, candy-themed twist.
Least favorite thing about them:
Original book: The whole story of how the Oompa Loompas came to work for him has unfortunate implications. Even after Dahl revised the text and changed the Oompa Loompas from black African Pygmies to light-skinned dwarfs from Loompaland, the concept is still very iffy. A businessman "importing" a tribe of people from a foreign country to work in his factory, where he never lets them leave the premises, pays them in food instead of in money, and tests his experimental foods and drinks on them, which sometimes cause them bodily harm... it wouldn't fly in a book written today.
1971 film: To a sensitive child viewer (as I was), his angry outburst at Charlie and Grandpa Joe for stealing the Fizzy Lifting Drinks is scary and mean, even if it is just a test.
2005 film: I don't like the subplot about his controlling dentist father. A character like Wonka doesn't need daddy issues to explain him.
Three things I have in common with them:
*I love chocolate.
*I'm at least a little eccentric.
*I often wear purple.
Three things I don't have in common with them:
*I'm not a chocolatier, an inventor, or a factory-owner.
*I'm female.
*I've never met an Oompa Loompa.
Favorite line:
Original book:
(Explaining why he won't let Augustus be cooked into fudge): Because the taste would be terrible. Just imagine it! Augustus-flavored chocolate-coated Gloop! No one would buy it."
"Whipped cream isn't whipped cream at all unless it's been whipped with whips! Just as a poached egg isn't a poached egg unless it's been stolen from the woods in the dead of night!"
And the full text of his "There's no earthly way of knowing" poem and the funny, creepy poems he recites in the Space Hotel to scare the White House in the sequel.
1971 film:
"We have so much time and so little to see!... Wait a minute! Strike that. Reverse it." (and the later variation with "...so little to do")
"A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men."
"But Charlie, don't forget what happened to the man who suddenly got everything he always wanted... He lived happily ever after."
And of course his various quotes from Shakespeare, Oscar Wilde, and other literature.
brOTP: The Oompa Loompas, and Charlie by the end.
OTP: None, he's happily single.
nOTP: Charlie or any of the other kids.
Random headcanon:
*In all versions, he's on the autism spectrum – it just manifests in different ways for each different Wonka.
*In the 1971 film, he's Jewish, just like Gene Wilder was in real life (and like Timothée Chalamet, for that matter). Maybe this is true in other versions too. I chiefly like to imagine this as a "take that" to Roald Dahl's antisemitism.
Unpopular opinion: The popular "Wonka is a villain" take is overdone. Yes, he has some moral ambiguity to him, but he's not evil. People often seem to forget that the fates of Augustus, Violet, Veruca, and Mike aren't "punishments" that he deals out. They're accidents that each child causes himself or herself by ignoring his warnings. Now, I don't mind it when adaptations imply that he deliberately sets up those accidents to occur if the kids disobey him, or at least show him as unconcerned with stopping or rescuing them. But I don't think either of those things are true to his portrayal in the book, per se.
Song I associate with them:
"Pure Imagination."
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Favorite picture of them:
This classic illustration of him by Joseph Schindelman:
This illustration by Quentin Blake:
This book cover illustration, from the edition I grew up with:
This much-memed image of Gene Wilder in the 1971 film:
Johnny Depp in the 2005 film:
Douglas Hodge in the 2013 stage musical (the only Wonka I know of in an adaptation to have his signature black goatee from the book):
Timothée Chalamet in Wonka, 2023:
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THE BEST WRITTEN SONGS OF ALL-TIME
Because I have zero innate musical ability, the idea that someone can sit down with a musical instrument, and create an original song out of thin air is magic to me. Songwriting is a craft, but it’s inspiration that makes a good song into a great one. There are songwriters who seem able to turn out high quality songs in perpetuity. There are others who write maybe one or two great songs, and are never heard from again. So, I made a list of what I think are the 50 best written songs I’ve ever heard. These are in no particular order. I’ve listed the title followed by the songwriter or songwriters, and in parentheses is the performer I most enjoy hearing do the song – although most of these songs have been recorded countless times by a variety of artists. You can probably find all of these on YouTube or any of the streaming services. Most have lyrics, but some do not. But, it’s hard for me to imagine any of these songs being recorded by anyone with talent, and not retaining the brilliance with which the song was written.
Claire de Lune by Claude Debussy (Eugene Ormandy & The Philadelphia Orchestra)
Rhapsody in Blue by George Gershwin (Zubin Mehta & The New York Philharmonic, Gary Graffman, piano)
A Change Is Gonna Come by Sam Cooke (Sam Cooke)
Coal Miner’s Daughter by Loretta Lynn (Loretta Lynn)
Hello Walls by Willie Nelson (Faron Young)
I Left My Heart In San Francisco by George Cory and Douglass Cross (Tony Bennett)
God Bless The Child by Arthur Herzog, Jr. and Billie Holiday (Billie Holiday)
Eleanor Rigby by Paul McCartney and John Lennon (The Beatles)
Blind Willie McTell by Bob Dylan (Bob Dylan)
A Remark You Made by Wayne Shorter (Weather Report)
She’s Always a Woman by Billy Joel (Billy Joel)
Roll Me Away by Bob Seger (Bob Seger)
Margie’s At the Lincoln Park Inn by Tom T. Hall (Bobby Bare)
Angel From Montgomery by John Prine (Bonnie Raitt and John Prine)
Rainy Night in Georgia by Tony Joe White (Brook Benton)
You Never Can Tell by Chuck Berry (Chuck Berry)
Where or When by Richard Rodgers and Lorenz Hart (Dion and The Belmonts)
American Pie by Don McLean (Don McLean)
It Was a Very Good Year by Ervin Drake (Frank Sinatra)
Gentle On My Mind by John Hartford (Glen Campbell)
Early Morning Rain by Gordon Lightfoot (Gordon Lightfoot)
Book of Rules by Harry Johnson and Barry Llewellyn (The Heptones)
Highwayman by Jimmy Webb (The Highwaymen)
American Music by Ian Hunter (Ian Hunter & Mick Ronson)
That’s Entertainment by Paul Weller (The Jam)
Song of Bernadette by Leonard Cohen (Jennifer Warnes)
Jazzman by Carole King and David Palmer (Carole King)
Talking Back to The Night by Steve Winwood and Will Jennings (Steve Winwood)
My Favorite Things by Richard Rodgers and Oscar Hammerstein II (John Coltrane)
Don’t It Make You Want to Go Home by Joe South (Joe South)
Sunday Mornin’ Comin’ Down by Kris Kristofferson (Kris Kristofferson)
Heart Like a Wheel by Anna McGarrigle (Linda Ronstadt)
I Am a Town by Mary-Chapin Carpenter (Mary-Chapin Carpenter)
Footprints by Wayne Shorter (Miles Davis Quintet)
Pleasant Valley Sunday by Gerry Goffin and Carole King (The Monkees)
This Old Town by Jon Vezner and Janis Ian (Nanci Griffith)
Brooklyn Roads by Neil Diamond (Neil Diamond)
Thrasher by Neil Young (Neil Young & Crazy Horse)
Box of Rain by Robert Hunter and Phil Lesh (Grateful Dead)
Is That All There Is? By Jerry Leiber and Mike Stoller (Peggy Lee)
Louisiana 1927 by Randy Newman (Randy Newman)
King of the Road by Roger Miller (Roger Miller)
America by Paul Simon (Simon & Garfunkel)
The Sound of Silence by Paul Simon (Simon & Garfunkel)
Children’s Crusade by Sting (Sting)
My Girl by Smokey Robinson and Ronald White (The Temptations)
Green, Green Grass of Home by Claude “Curly” Putnam, Jr. (Tom Jones)
Downtown Train by Tom Waits (Tom Waits)
The Whole of The Moon by Mike Scott (The Waterboys)
My Heroes Have Always Been Cowboys by Sharon Vaughn (Willie Nelson)
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I understand that the entire character arc for Mr. Wilkinson is to fool the viewer with his false narrative and the guise of being Arthur Slugworth, Willy Wonka’s main competitor and business rival, thus furthering the plot and setting up Wonka’s final test of all the children to see if any of them will hand off one of the everlasting gobstoppers for riches beyond their wildest imaginings, but let’s think in terms of the story and universe of willy wonka and the chocolate factory as a whole, rather than as a work of fiction written with premise, each character crafted to move the plot along and nothing more.
I’m obsessed with this because:
How and why are Willy Wonka and Mr. Wilkinson so close? In the film, Mr. Wilkinson is the only human we see that spends any time around Wonka, getting close enough to the elusive chocolatier to help him with the golden ticket factory tour plans and the ultimate test to see which of the children are honest and won’t sell out his candy secrets to Wonka’s rival.
We know that Wonka is extremely wary of people and does not trust easily, having fired all of his employees and closed the factory due to theft of his recipes. Why wasn’t Mr. Wilkinson fired? How did Wonka know Mr. Wilkinson wasn’t the one who was stealing his recipes? Did they meet after the fact? How would that have happened, considering Wonka hasn’t left his factory in years (as far as we know—this man could be disguising himself and leaving the factory all the time, which is a personal headcanon of mine.)
Point is, I am obsessed with these two and their connection because it’s so strange if you really think about it.
Wonka must trust this man immensely, but why? How did they become so close and learn to trust one another the way that they do? Mr. Wilkinson is sent to confront each of the golden ticket winners and offer them money under the false pretense that he is Slugworth, so obviously Wonka sent him to do this, so he trusts Mr. Wilkinson enough to do exactly as was dictated to him. How did they build this level of trust in one another?
And in one of the final scenes, Mr. Wilkinson effortlessly helps Wonka into his coat before Wonka, Grandpa Joe and Charlie get into the Wonka-vator and the movement is so fluid, an extension of Wonka himself, like the two have taken these steps, done these things, for years.
I am just utterly fascinated and need to know why Wonka trusts this man, but no one else.
Did he test Mr. Wilkinson in the past, to see where his loyalties lie?
Wonka felt the need to test the children. He didn’t trust Charlie until he gave back his gobstoppers, so why does he trust Mr. Wilkinson? He doesn’t have any other humans working for him.
I need answers.
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PART iii.
Here you’ll find all fall prompts written during autumn’s 2023 season 🪱🌩️ 🏚️🧡
MAKE MY DAY — Luca x the bear
TIPTOEING — Willie Jack x Reservation Dogs
DOPAMINE — Fezco x Euphoria
TRUST — Ruby Matthews | S*x Education
CITY IS A GRAVEYARD — Rio x Good Girls
PEARLS — Joe x Ginny & Georgia
METAMORPHOSIS — Carmen Berzatto x The Bear
TERRIFIED — Hector x Black Mirror
WE GET BY — Guero x Mayans MC
MUST BE THE PLACE — Leo Usher x TFOTHOU
IMAGINING — Evan Buckley x 911
LOOPING — Richie Jerimovich x the bear
TRUE ROMANCE — Tara Carpenter x Scream
PART IV.
#masterlist#october#october prompts#halloween#fall prompts#queued#luca the bear#the bear s2#Rez dogs#reservation dogs#willie jack#fez x black! reader#ruby matthews#rio x black!reader#joe ginny and georgia#carmen berzatto#mazey day#guero mayans mc#mayans mc x reader#leo usher#Evan Buckley#richie jerimovich#tara carpenter
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I've read many fanfics that go like "Charlie goes to the chocolate factory but brings his older (usually female) relative with him instead of Grandpa Joe. After the factory, she and Willy Wonka fall in love and they (live happily ever after.)"
That got me thinking "Why hasn't anyone written that story but with a different family?" I did see someone start to do just that, but Charlie and Joe were still heavily involved in the story. What's the point of using a different family if you're still gonna have the Buckets be a main part of the story? Just imagine the difference. Wonka is in love with this person, but he can't stand the child in the family. And the child's parents don't like or trust him and disapprove if his relationship with the other relative. It could be really good for conflict and character development. It'd be way more interesting than how the Buckets always like him right away.
So that's what I'm gonna attempt to do. A cheesy (or should I say chocolatey) Wonka love story but without the Buckets. Honestly, I'm just tired of reading about Charlie all the time. Let's give one of the other kids a chance.
So I'm currently working on two OCs, and I've got some ideas for what kinds of stories I might want to use them in. I even plan on writing a couple stories with BOTH of them in it. I wrote some notes for their characters. I'm still working on them, so I might add/change/remove some things. Here are some of the notes:
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Julia Crystal Sugar (Veruca's Cousin):
23 years old, Tried to go vegan/vegetarian once but got sick, Curious, Observant, Dislikes total silence, Good at baking, Suggests the impossible as a joke, Secretly has a crush on Wonka, Quick learner, Is/Wants to be a veterinarian, Speaks 3 languages, Protective of Veruca, Likes writing, Likes scented candles, Plays piano, Friendly but vengeful, Mom died of cancer, Afraid of heights, Likes cherry flavor, Dislikes mint flavor,
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??? Grace Teavee (Mike's Cousin):
(I haven't picked out a name for her yet, but I know I want it to be gender-neutral.)
25 years old, Wears dark colors, Tomboy, Likes skateboarding, Likes loud music, Likes flame design, Gets nervous if people stare at her, Kinda emo-ish, Likes graffiti, Hates eggs, Likes spicy food, Swears/Curses a lot, Works at GameStop, Good at drawing, Has a bad temper/attitude, Dislikes girly things, Her dad's a jerk but not a bad person, Thinks tattoos are sexy, Might be named Alex,
Let me know if you have any thoughts or suggestions. :)
#charlie and the chocolate factory#willy wonka fanfic#willy wonka fanfiction#oc fanfiction#fanfiction#fanfiction ideas#willy wonka 2005#mike teavee#veruca salt#willy wonka#catcf 2005#catcf
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My AEW Revolution 2024 Predictions
I am so excited for this ppv and I have to much energy on myself so, deal with it
Tornado Tag Match Sting's Last Match - Darby Allin & Sting (AEW Tag Team Champions) VS Golf Trainers- oh sorry- AEW EVP'S Matthew & Nicholas Jackson
Let's start with the cherry on the top, I am so ready to cry on this match, even knowing that most likely Sting will appear again on AEW but not wrestling again
But for sure, 100% that the not Young Bucks anymore will win this match - I mean if its Sting's last match will Darby defend both belts alone?? I mean he is capable of it. but come on, one last match of this amazing tag team against the non Young Bucks is the perfect finish for this era
AEW WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP - Samoa Joe (C) VS Swerve Strickland VS Hangman Adam Page
Everyone is imagining that it will Swerve versus Hangman and Samoa Joe will be like third wheeling or something like that
this one will be pretty intense both men fighting for the gold and Samoa Joe defending it
I really want Swerve to win it but I think Samoa Joe will retain it, I mean it's the first ppv that he defends it
AEW WOMEN'S WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP - "Timeless" Toni Storm (C) VS Deonna Purrazo
Besides the Zero Hour one with Kris and Willow versus Julia Hart and Skye Blue, this is the only women´s match on the ppv..........come on AEW, your women's division is so freaking powerful and you still don´t know how to properly promoted, and we are on the International Women's month, come on......
I think Deonna Purrazo will win it for sure, but if Toni retains it I am so excited to see how this feud will keep going, because this feud was so well played, I am more than seated for this match
AEW INTERNATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP - Orange Cassidy (C) VS Roderick Strong
It has to be Orange Cassidy, if it isn´t I will shave my eyebrows
Roderick Strong is being too annoying for Orange it has to be our denim and thumbs up man
AEW CONTINENTAL CROWN CHAMPIONSHIP - Eddie Kingston (C) VS Bryan Danielson
I am a bit uncertain with this one, but I think Eddie will retain it
and what an hell of a match this will be
Will Ospreay VS Konosuke Takeshita
another one that I am have no clue too who might win
but I guess Will Ospreay
TNT CHAMPIONSHIP - (Pro Pokemon Hunter) Christian Cage (C) VS Daniel Garcia
I am so excited for this one
But still for how much I would like to see Daniel with the gold, I am 100% sure that the Patriarchy will mess with this match
But its more than time for Daniel to be a champion (again)
FTR VS Jon Moxley & Claudio Castagnoli
I am also unsure about this one, just to be different
But I think Jon Moxley and Claudio Castagnoli will win it
ALL STAR 8-MAN SCRAMBLE - Dante Martin VS HOOK (FTW Champion) VS Brian Cage VS Magnus VS Chris Jericho VS Powerhouse Hobbs VS Brian Cage VS Wardlow
yes I am pretty HOOK biased but I dont think he will win this one, even tho I am an huge fan of this fighting big dudes agenda
also 2/5 of the Lads fighting each other
also 3/5 of Team Taz fighting each other
I think it will be more between Hobbs and Wardlow for sure, after yesterday's Collision
Zero Hour: Kris Statlander & Willow Nightingale VS Julia Hart (TBS Champion) & Skye Blue
I am so excited for this one!!!
I think it will be Kris and Willow, in my mind if it Julia and Skye Blue, I think Willow will possibly turn on Kris idk why
Zero Hour: 12 MAN TAG MATCH - Bang Bang Scissor Gang VS Jeff Jarrett, Jay Lethal, Satnam Singh, Private Party & Willie Mack
Come on it has to be Bang Bang Scissor Gang because they are Bang Bang Scissor Gang!!!!!!!!!
Anyway, what do you guys think?? Pls talk to me-
#aew#aew hook#730 hook#aew revolution#samoa joe#swerve strickland#hangman adam page#eddie kingston#toni storm#deonna purrazzo#kris statlander#stokely hathaway#prince nana#mogul embassy#sting#darby allin
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Sorry but you already know how much I love Jonas Brothers yeah but I just watched a video of a fan handing Joe a sign during a concert asking him to draw her next tattoo, but oh my god imagine a band!au and getting Bakugou to do this during a show I would die. (And don’t let Denki do it cause you’ll 100% get a willy)
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gbu playlists director's commentary
@trifoliate-undergrowth asked and now i am going to give the full track by track breakdown + general commentary because i have been waiting for someone to give me an excuse
(be warned before opening, this is long as hell)
overview
ended up making all of them 21 songs long–no particular reason for the number, it just worked out that way. i didn't originally intend for playlist times to matter, but when i realizes blondie's and tuco's could fit onto a cd, i fiddled with angel eyes's to cut down the length as well (specifically by dropping "riders on the storm" and replacing it with "people are strange"). i do definitely intend to burn these at some point; i'm thinking i'm going to start them each with the respective character's variant of the main theme and end them with the quotes i put in the descriptions. i structured blondie and tuco's by starting and ending each with a townes van zandt song. i had originally intended to do the same with angel eyes, but i couldn't find any townes songs i liked for him; i briefly considered starting and ending with the johnny cash songs instead, but i didn't like how that would've flowed, so i discarded the idea entirely. my main priority was getting things to flow musically well, but i did want certain themes in certain places.
breakdown: il buono
"where i lead me", townes van zandt: the opening verse especially. “where i lead me, i will follow / where i need me, i will call me / i’m no fool, i’ll be ready / god knows i will be / and in the meantime make a little money / and buy a little mercy.” really this is a blondie/tuco or even general gbu song, especially “or you can clench your fist, shake your head, and head to the country / i got no doubt about it, friends, that’s where they’ll find me” as tuco tracking blondie down for revenge. i felt the vibe suited blondie best.
"elements and things," tony joe white: mostly my joking reference to the clint squint with “i would, but the sun’s in my eyes.” that said, the music itself has the right vibe for him–makes me imagine him riding through the countryside–and the grandeur of it seems to suit him. “you lay back and think about things,” too.
“the changeling,” the doors: “i’ve had money, and i’ve had none, but i’ve never been so broke that i couldn’t leave town.” and also, blondie as a changeling, impossible to know or define or pin down.
“call me the breeze,” jj cale: a desert breeze, untethered, tied down to nothing? “i ain’t got me nobody, i ain’t carryin’ me no load”? that’s blondie to a tee (or he’d like it to be, anyway).
“spoonful,” willie dixon: a parallel with tuco, who has the howlin’ wolf version. “could be a spoonful of water, to save you from the desert sand / but one spoon of lead from my 45 will save you from another man.” this version strikes me as a little more romantic/sincere with the piano and dixon’s crooning vocals, and it also doesn’t mention gold like the wolf version, something i think blondie cares less about by the end.
“walk away,” tom waits: walking away, aka blondie’s favorite pastime. “i always get out of the trouble i’m in.” also, “a yellow dog knows when he has sinned” reminds me of him abandoning tuco and then being marched through the desert for it.
“secret intention,” the william loveday intention: blondie at sad hill specifically. the religious overtones of both song and scene especially. the ritual of it all. the treachery.
“dancing with mr. d,” the rolling stones: another sad hill song. it opens with “down in the graveyard where we have our tryst,” for god’s sake. playing with blondie as an otherworldly and sinister figure. “he never smiles, his mouth merely twists.” not entirely true of him, but evocative.
“calling card,” rory gallagher: “whatever you do, brother, don’t show that hurt.” i almost put this on tuco’s before ultimately switching it to blondie; he strikes me as being lonely deep down, and determined not to let on. if you like, think of it as him advising tuco.
“the spy,” the doors: “i know the words you want to hear / i know your deepest, secret fear.” finding out tuco’s secret(s). also, “a spy in the house of love” just feels right for blondie.
“fire of love,” jody reynolds: “the sun beats down with its fiery glow / knows i won’t see my love no more / i’m sorry for the things that i’ve done / forgive me dear, my only one.” the desert! also, the general idea of being burned/hurt by love strikes me as appropriate. i think it hurts him, in a way, that he loves tuco.
“waiting for the sun,” the doors: mostly vibes, but the image of “it’s time to live in the scattered sun” reminded me of him for some reason, and the “waiting for you to come along / waiting for you to hear my song / waiting for you to tell me what went wrong” made me think of him and tuco (every gun makes its own tune, the ending).
“written in your hair,” robert lester folsom: this one is mostly vibes, and also something something buried gold/golden hair, but also “you can’t do a thing if you ain’t there” reminds me of him.
“don’t let me be misunderstood,” the animals: pretty self explanatory; he’s cruel perhaps without always wanting to be. also, “no one alive can always be an angel / when things go wrong i seem to be bad” reminiscent of the missed shot and his subsequent ditching tuco in the desert. a sort of apology.
“all along the watchtower,” bob dylan: a very blondie & tuco song to me. the second verse especially. “there are many here among us who feel that life is but a joke / but you and i, we've been through that, and this is not our fate / so let us not talk falsely now, the hour is getting late.” tuco’s near hangings and blondie’s near death in the desert (but you and i we’ve been through that), and the exchange of the secret at the bridge (so let us not talk falsely now, the hour is getting late); ironically, blondie lies.
“hunger child blues,” townes van zandt: one of THE top blondie songs to me. i almost ended with this one for the “do you think that you know my name?” but it didn’t flow well. it’s ethereal, and a little threatening, like him.
“(ghost) riders in the sky,” johnny cash: also on sentenza’s, who has the ronnie dawson cover. i wanted to lean into the supernatural aspect, and “cowboy, change your ways today, or with us you will ride” felt apt. i actually liked the dawson version better for blondie but the cash version flows very well musically.
“wand’rin’ star,” lee marvin: from paint your wagon. if the title itself isn’t convincing enough, “i’ve never seen a sight that didn’t look better looking back.”
“don’t fence me in,” clint eastwood: pretty self explanatory. had to pick the clint cover for obvious reasons.
“state trooper,” bruce springsteen: “maybe you got a kid, maybe you got a pretty wife / the only thing that i got’s been botherin’ me my whole life” immediately makes me think of him. as does “hi-ho, silver-o, deliver me from nowhere” and the echoing cries at the end. the crushing loneliness of the open road.
“snake song,” townes van zandt: the other top blondie song to me. “you can’t hold me, i’m too slippery / i do no sleepin’, i get lonely / you can touch me if you want to / but i got poison, i just might bite you.” that’s blondie, baby. the line “lie in circles on the sunlight” is also very evocative and “i’ll be there when you start sinkin’” reminds me of the ending.
breakdown: il brutto
"lungs", townes van zandt: another general gbu song, but “salvation sat and crossed herself and called the devil partner” makes me think of him and pablo. “jesus was an only sun and love his only concept / strangers cry in foreign tongues and dirty up the doorstep” makes me think of his relationship with blondie, given their weird interplay as jesus and judas at various points. as a bonus, “seal the river at its mouth, take the water prisoner / fill the sky with screams and cries, bathe in fiery answer” gives me branston bridge vibes also.
"wanted dead or alive," warren zevon: pretty self explanatory just from the title, but i thought "all i'm trying to do is find a peaceful place / but they say i have an outlaw's face" is particularly apt. that, and the parallel of "fifteen states" to tuco being wanted in fifteen counties.
“do it again,” steely dan: “but the hangman isn’t hangin’, so they put you on the street.” any song with a noose in it is a tuco song to me, especially if said noose is escaped, but the rest of the lyrics fit well too–revenge, trouble with the law, water in the desert, seduction and lost love (the wives!), gambling, making money.
“black widow blues,” townes van zandt: “i got the hands, pretty lady, gonna make you grieve / and the lovin’ gonna make you mine.” a specific kind of drifting, hedonistic romanticism that suits him, i think. something something a wife in every town.
“ventilator blues,” the rolling stones: “when you’re trapped and circled with no second chance / code of livin’ is your gun in hand / can’t be browed by beatin’, can’t be cowed by words / messed by cheatin’, ain’t gon’ ever learn.” the line about “everybody's trying to step on their creator” and the opening verse about being agitated and beat down.
“goin’ out west,” tom waits: “they got some money out there, they’re giving it away” and “all my friends say i’m ugly, i got a masculine face.” i feel like the braggadocio and the musical sound of it suits him.
“highway chile,” jimi hendrix: “now you’d probably call him a tramp, but i think it goes a little deeper than that”–tuco calls himself a tramp on the wagon. “ain’t seen a bed in so long it’s a sin.”
“born under a real bad sign,” albert king: pretty self explanatory. “if it wasn’t for real bad luck, i wouldn’t have no luck at all.” that’s tuco, baby. i used king’s original over the cream cover namely because of the line “i can’t read, never learned how to write.”
“laundromat,” rory gallagher: “what do you think of that? / i’m sleepin’ down at the laundromat” and the line about “come and meet my friends, they’ll be with me to the end” reminds me of his “if you work for a living, why do you kill yourself working?” scene
“who do you love,” townes van zandt: the morbid, boastful lyrics and themes of seduction suited tuco very well imo. i love bo diddley but i picked the townes cover as i felt it fit better musically.
“brown eyed handsome man,” chuck berry: the braggadocio and the romanticization of brown eyes fits already, but the line about the judge’s wife setting a man free especially caught my attention, because it seems like it would happen to tuco (or he’d make up a story about it, anyway).
“hate street dialogue,” rodríguez: the song’s about growing up in inner city detroit, but it fits well, i think, with tuco’s line “where we come from, if one did not want to die in poverty, one became a priest or a bandit.” also, “i’ve tasted hate street’s hanging tree.”
“snake mountain blues,” townes van zandt: the general lost love, “no one to care for me” thing, but also: “and it’s goodbye to this yellow-headed misery i’ve known.” remind you of anyone?
“should’ve learnt my lesson,” rory gallagher: never learning, and “my first mistake was when i thought that you’d be true / now i realize that was a foolish thing to do” as everything with blondie. “when you don’t fit, you know that’s the time to move.” “you must be prepared to lose if you choose to toss the dice.”
“just a bum,” michael hurley: a wistful, romantic take on the life of a hedonistic drifter. “just a tramp / call me what you like / see me travelin’ down the pike / and singin’ love songs / sittin’ by the fireside dreamin’ all night / makin’ love drunk in a meadow ‘neath the pale moonlight / travelin’ over land like a natural born man.”
“paper mountain man,” linda perhacs: the chorus, the line about “sewn by the love many ladies’ hands” and “you like delicate ladies with real fine skin / you’ll touch ‘em but you’ll never love / that’s the way you’ve always been,” the line about curly hair. “heavy-booted walk tappin’ low funk blues” also feels fitting for reasons i can’t quite describe.
“spoonful,” howlin’ wolf: also on blondie’s, who has the willie dixon version. this version mentions gold, which is apt, and i think the mentions of being satisfied with just a little love work more ironically here than for blondie. something about all this strife over a little wealth (before the gold comes along anyway...)
“driftin’ blues,” lowell fulson: “well i’m drifting and i’m drifting like a ship out to sea / ain’t got nobody in this world to care for me.” need i say more?
“get behind the mule,” tom waits: one of the best suited songs for him, imo. “i’m diggin' all the way to china with a silver spoon while the hangman fumbles with the noose”–sad hill! but also, the idea of “you've got to get behind the mule in the morning and plow” is about how it goes for him. he's just got to endure. blondie leaves him in the desert seventy miles from town and tells him to manage it, so he does. what else is he supposed to do?
“dirge,” bob dylan: this is the other peak tuco song for me. the verse that starts “can’t recall a useful thing” which i made a web weave out of, but also, “i’ve paid the pride of solitude, but at least i’m out of debt.”
“rake,” townes van zandt: i wanted to end on kind of a grim note because there’s something very tragic about tuco as a character to me. he ends the movie alive and with the gold, yes, but humiliated and abandoned by his partner. reminds me of his relationship with pablo, too: “have you accomplished anything but evil?” his drifting and hedonism can only take him so far before his past catches up with him eventually.
breakdown: il cattivo
"dead before dawn", vaguess: “please burn my rotting flesh / and don’t give me a grave / buy yourself something nice / with the money that you save / cause i’ll be gone”. sad hill!
"sinister purpose," ccr: THE angel eyes song to me. “burn away the goodness, you and i remain / did you see the last war? well here i am again.” specifically, angel eyes to blondie.
"big in japan," tom waits: this one's all about the "i've got the [blank], but not the [blank]" structure. as in, the cemetery, but not the grave–which could go for all of them, but i felt this fit sentenza best given he's trying to get both of these things; tortures it out of and forces a partnership on blondie since he suspects torture won't work on him. that, and the "i've got the whole damn nation on its knees."
"people are strange," the doors: a time-constrained replacement for "riders on the storm," which i felt would’ve really suited him with the sinisterness of it and the thing about the drifting killer. regardless, i think the idea of being cruel and apart from other people as a self-reinforcing cycle feels pretty fitting.
"thirteen," johnny cash: a song about a nameless killer. “bad luck wind been blowin' at my back / i was born to bring trouble to wherever i'm at” and “the list of lives i’ve broken reach from here to hell.”
"sympathy for the devil," the rolling stones: a song about a sophisticated devil? come on, that’s angel eyes for sure. i think “so if you meet me have some courtesy / have some sympathy and some taste / use all your well-learned politesse / or i’ll lay your sole to waste” is very fitting especially.
"whistlin’ past the graveyard," tom waits: this could've gone for any of the trio, honestly, but i picked angel eyes as this specific brand of sinister, supernatural braggadocio seemed to suit him best.
"i’m the devil," the william loveday intention: i feel like this one’s just self explanatory, to be honest.
"old judge jones," les dudek: one of my early adds; his (italian) name’s sentenza, after all, so i’m a sucker for pairing him with any song about judges/judgment. “old judge jones never gave a man a break / on his hanging tree the leaves don’t shake.”
"the snake," al wilson: the theme of accepting someone else’s help and then crossing them because “you knew darn well i was a snake before you brought me in” feels very right for him. something with how he betrays tuco. hell, this could be a blondie song too.
"money talks," jj cale: “you’d be surprised with the friends you can buy with small change.” the goons he hires.
"dead man, dead man," bob dylan: a tuco’s-eye-view of angel eyes, specifically. the lines about “the glamor and the bright lights and the politics of sin,” “the tuxedo that you’re wearing, the flower in your lapel,” and the choruses with lines like “pretending that you’re so smart” and “what are you trying to prove?”–all his false sophistication and arrogance covering that he’s just another lowdown coward.
"hoist that rag," tom waits: the horrors of war (specifically, the prison camp stuff).
"wolf teeth," jd mcpherson: “i leave a little magic every place i go” (the inhuman vibes of him) and “leave a little blood so the grass can’t grow.”
"rotten to the core," the builders and the butchers: while i initially listened to this song assuming it was about a guy who sucked, it’s about seeing the world as an inherently cruel and dangerous place–which, funnily enough, i think also fits pretty well. case in point, when he tries to justify his brutality to that prison camp official by claiming they have to have “respect.”
"bad seed sown," the bellfuries: “the kinda people hip to my kind of evil / are few and far between / it lurks, it lies, it feeds on cries / it’s sophisticated and mean.” self explanatory. additionally, “there won’t be omens or signs / just a smile and a line / then the swing of the axe”–betraying tuco.
"love of hate," st. john green: sad hill. this one’s partly just vibes. “shall die alone, without privilege of a stone” does fit nicely.
"riders in the sky," ronnie dawson: also on blondie’s, who has the johnny cash version, so i ended up using this for angel eyes. blondie may have changed his ways, but angel eyes doesn’t, and he strikes me as the type not to stay dead and buried. i just like the idea of him as a ghost.
"god’s gonna cut you down," johnny cash: the delicious irony of sentenza as a figure of judgment, and of him being then cut down by blondie (golden haired angel).
"the werewolf song," michael hurley: a slightly softer, sentimental take on the violence, if that makes any sense. vibes mostly. i wonder if he ever gets lonely.
"death don’t have no mercy (live)," hot tuna: reminds me very strongly of his intro at stevens’s place; “he comes to your house and he won’t stay long / you look in the bed and somebody will be gone.” felt this was a good, grim note to end on, and i felt the hot tuna cover fit very well musically.
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